REBEL ROCK PRESENTS .::WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON!::.
Sept 10, 2020 21:19:45 GMT -5
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Post by "The Standard" Colby Sol on Sept 10, 2020 21:19:45 GMT -5
[[ - Static. - ]]
[[ - Fade In. - ]]
[[ - The pitch black aura of The Stage fills the void. The hushes of people in their seats as the show is about to begin can be heard, and a large LED screen above the steps that lead to the ring could be seen emitting a red hue. After a few moments, music could be heard. - ]]
"Woah-oh-oh-oooooh-wah-oh-oh.... Woah-oh-oh-oooooh-wah-oh-oh..."
[[ - Soon after, a montage of Rebel Rock's roster could be seen in action. - ]]
"There's a world passed the curtains of eager excitement~"
"A sea of impatience awaiting incitement~"
"It's all so enticing, it's so mesmerizing~"
"It's so hypnotizing, the rhythmic beguiling~"
"BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!"
"Breath in... out... in... out..."
[[ - The drums of the song ramp up, with the action on the screen, before THE REBEL ROCK WRESTLING LOGO HITS! - ]]
.::WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON!::.
[[ - As the song instructs, the lights of the building come ON! The Stage, an underground arena is revealed! Graffiti can be seen across the walls and barricades, and the geeks and freaks have come out to support this new venture! - ]]
Crowd: REBEL ROCK! REBEL ROCK! REBEL ROCK!
As the music dies down, the excitement of the crowd is still palpable. After a few moments of this, a new song plays.
"Would you agree that we're far from all right?
(We fall below the line! We fall below the standards!)"
(We fall below the line! We fall below the standards!)"
[[ - "Faces" by Scary Kids Scaring Kids hits, and the crowd look up towards the steps to see who it is. With a pair of sunglasses, a sweet Rolex watch, and a smirk, Colby Sol, owner and commissioner of Rebel Rock Wrestling, walks down the concrete steps with a microphone in hand to a BIG POP! He shouts with them in joy, high fiving some of the people as he walks down each step. Eventually, he enters the ring, walking around the mat as his music dies down. - ]]
COLBY SOL: ...Holy fucking shit. This is awesome.
[[ - Of course, a round of cheers, and a "THIS IS AWESOME" chant breaks out. Sol shrugs with a smile, letting the crowd do their thing before rolling on. - ]]
COLBY SOL: Rebel Rock Wrestling, is a lot to digest. From you kickass fans, to some of the boys in the back, this is a pretty wild experience for me already. After months of planning, paperwork, and just a lot of patience from you guys... this is worth it. This energy, this passion? It's amazing. Just amazing. Now, without further ado, I-
"Here Comes The Sun, Do-Do-Do-Doooo~"
[[ - "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles play, much to the confusion of both Colby and the crowd. As they look up, they see a strange looking man wearing a tye-dye crop-top, a rainbow head-band, and some pajamas. He took a slow walk down the steps with his sandals, as he wore a peaceful smile on his face. In his hand, he held a microphone, avoiding contact with the fans. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: Woah, man. Woah...
[[ - Colby frowned at the appearance of Tobias Blume, who carefully entered the ring. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: I heard all of this commotion, about you being so "effing" excited, and that this crowd full of...
[[ - He looked around, seeking metal-heads of all shapes, colors, and creeds. He looked almost sick before looking at Colby, putting up air-quotes with his free hand. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: ..."Fans", and I just wanted to say, you really shouldn't go through with it.
COLBY SOL: Not this shit again Tobias. We're not stopping the show.
TOBIAS BLUME: C'mon MAN! GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
[[ - Colby sighed, shaking his head in disappointment. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: End war! No one wants to see these great, fantastic athletes kill themselves for their entertainment! Who'd want such a thing?!
[[ - Of course, the crowd begin to hurl boos towards Tobias, who looks around, shaking his head and turning his back to Colby to talk to the crowd. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: Oh yeah?! BOO YOURSELVES! You should be ASHAMED! ASHAMED I SAY! What would your mothers say?! Huh?! As an act of defiance; I WON'T be announcing tonight! So suck on those eggs! And as for you Colby, I'm gonna-
[[ - As he turned around, his nose bumped into the chest of Colby Sol, who looked down at the protest with a raised eyebrow. - ]]
COLBY SOL: You're gonna do what?
TOBIAS BLUME: I'm gonna... uh... announce... the show...
[[ - Like a sad puppy, Tobias' head dropped, as he kicked the dirt up from the ring. Colby shrugged. - ]]
COLBY SOL: Better luck next time bucko. ANYWHO, WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUCKIN' WRESTLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING?!
[[ - The crowd pop as Sol exits the ring, slapping the mat to get a REBEL ROCK chant going. He turns to the commentary table, where Henry Wrath and David Blinx are already sitting. Blinx could be seen pretending to play guitar in his own little world on his Guitar Hero controller, as Wrath gets his notes ready. - ]]
COLBY SOL: Wrath, Blinx... Blume... don't fuck up, ok?
[[ - Blinx's headbanging counts as a yes, and Wrath nods slightly, as Blume scoffs, standing in the center of the ring. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: Ugh... heathens... LADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEEN! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ...
TOBIAS BLUME: I said, ONEEEEE FALLLL!
Crowd: ...
TOBIAS BLUME: I SAID, ONE FAAAAAA-
Crowd: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
TOBIAS BLUME: Man...
"Ooooooh you touch my tra-la-la~"
"Mmmmm my ding-ding-dong~!"
[[ - The beat begins and "Rock Hard" Jimmy Vanguard steps out from the back. He's got a black speedo and a black bow-tie on. - ]]
DAVID BLINX: What's up metal-heads! "The Guitar Hero" himself, David Blinx here!
HENRY WRATH: And I'm Henry Wrath, "The Most Professional Pro Wrestling Analyst", together, we're your commentary crew for the evening... and what the hell is that on the stage?
DAVID BLINX: Our first EVER competitor here in Rebel Rock! The dirtsheetz say this hombre's a real pussy cat who's on the hunt!
HENRY WRATH: A hunt for what?
[[ - His reflective aviator sunglasses shine in the lighting as he drops to his knees and caresses the stage. He leans forward and dry-humps the cool metal before hopping to his feet and waltzing down to the ring with some pep in his step. - ]]
DAVID BLINX: PUSSY! He's a part-time porn star, and he's looking to fuck his opponent... out of a win.
HENRY WRATH: Well that didn't take long, I already hate him.
TOBIAS BLUME: Introducing FIRST! From Amsterdamm, Netherlands, weighing in at 180 pounds, he is "ROCK HARD", JIMMYYYYYYYY VAAANGUAAAAAARD!
[[ - He rolls under the bottom rope and slowly pops up to his feet. He walks over to a corner and climbs up onto the bottom rope, putting his crotch at the same level as the top turnbuckle. He starts grinding the turnbuckle before hopping off and smirking, taking his sunglasses off and licking his mustache. His music starts to fade out as he waits. The hollowing sound of "Ii Kusuri" by DADAROMA plays, before kicking into full gear. - ]]
[INFANT!]
I SAW YOU AND NOTICED THAT A POMEGRANATE ROTS!
I HAVE ALREADY BEEN KILLED!
[EMBRYO!]
[[ - Out from the back comes Eichi Yamaguchi, who steps down the steps with an unimpressed look on his face. He avoids any high fives by the crowd, opting to stick to business. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: And his opponent, from Onomichi, Hiroshima, Japan, weighing in at 200 pounds, EEEEEEEEICHIIIII YAMAGUUUUUUCHIIIIIIII!
HENRY WRATH: Now THIS is a guy to be impressed with. Eichi Yamaguchi is a back to back winner of the MCCW Gold Rush, winning in both 2019 and 2020. Not only that, but he was the inaugural World Heavyweight Champion of that promotion! He's a wrestlers wrestler!
DAVID BLINX: Isn't MCCW kapootz? Done-zo? In the ground? Six feet under? Sleepin' with the fishes?
HENRY WRATH: The state of MCCW isn't important. What IS important is the fact that Eichi's come here to DOMINATE this sex pest in the middle of this ring.
DAVID BLINX: Jimmy Vanguard getting dominated probably isn't an irregular occurrence in his side business. As for Yamaguchi, he had this to say about his sextacular oppenent!
[[ - A video package from earlier today plays on the sie in a small box as Yamaguchi steps into the ring. Tape being wrapped around the wrists and fists of an individual; Then a rip. We see hands with missing pinkies and tattoos as far as the eye can see. The man has two trophies placed beside him and a leash with a dog collar in between his legs. A smile from his face emerges as he bites at the tape, finishing up his preparations for his match. - ]]
EICHI YAMAGUCHI: So MCCW has shut her doors. After over a month of being left in the dark, of saying we were going to be doing this and that it's closed. So tonight instead of fighting Leon Chant or Jason Justice, instead of getting my World championship back, i'm here in RRW. I'm fighting a fucking porn star. But that's ok, i'm one of the lucky few to get a new gig so soon.
[[ - He says this as the smile vanishes and a look of annoyance, anger and frustration can be seen all over the usually stone cold Yamaguchi. - ]]
EICHI YAMAGUCHI: Instead of being in the main event scene of a promotion i helped build up from the ground up, i'm in another opening up the show. Instead of getting my god damned baconator this place just gave us carrot sticks! CARROT STICKS! If i lose tonight that's why! The damned carrot sticks! Instead of having wrestled 5 or 6 matches the last month or so, I've been in limbo.
EICHI YAMAGUCHI: I've been stuck having hope that finally, finally someone wouldn't fuck me over. Finally we get a message from the former boss. Hiatus he says. Bull shit. Other plans I heard. Bull shit. Instead of being given time to look for more work we've been fucked over and have been left out to dry. I don't belong here. I should be in MCCW, but MCCW is dead. It's dead and i'm pissed at how it even died. Sadly Jimmy Vanguard tonight is going to be the one who gets all this anger, all this frustration... he's the one who'll get it all tonight. And Jimmy, like i said before, i hope you said your prayers and got that funeral ready. Because your gonna die.
EICHI YAMAGUCHI: And who knows, you may be the first of many in RRW who feels my wrath, who becomes a new bitch. Only time will tell if this is the place for me. And only time will tell if i get any use out of this tonight.
[[ - He raises the collar and leash before the box fades away. The ref checks Eichi for weapons to no avail. When he checks Vanguard, Vanguard pats his crotch, which is good enough for the referee as he rings the bell. - ]]
DING DING DING!
REFEREE: ONE! ... KICKOUT!
DAVID BLINX: Solid reversal!
HENRY WRATH: Any rookie can do that Blinx, I'm gonna need to see a lot more then that if this Vanguard creep wants to impress me.
[[ - As Eichi rolls over to get a shoulder up, Vanguard follows through with him as he rolls over Eichi's back and hooks in a headlock on the ground, trying to keep his nose grounded on the mat. Eichi kicks around, trying to get out of it. Eventually he's able to twist his body around to have his back on the mat, looking up to see Jimmy's tongue pointed at a woman in the front row, slightly air humping in her direction. Sick of this, Eichi puts his hands up along with his legs, forcing Jimmy's head between his legs with a triangle hold of sorts. - ]]
HENRY WRATH: See? This guy's too horny for his own good!
[[ - Jimmy's stuck as Eichi tries to keep him there with his hands, but soon, Jimmy plants his feet, with his posteir being pointed upwards, as he's still dry-humping the air! Eichi looks disgusted, but it's enough of a distraction for Jimmy to aim his legs up in the sky, drop them down, and get out of the hold before hitting a dropkick to the face of! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: You might be wrong there Wrathy-baby! The ASSets of Jimmy Vanguard helped him with that one!
[[ - Eichi pops up, holding his mouth in pain as he goes for a quick punch at Jimmy! It's dodged as he ducks under it, giving Eichi a quick arm-drag as he turns around. He pops up once more and runs at Jimmy, before lifting up HIGH with a hip-toss! Eichi quickly rolls out from under the bottom rope to get his balance as the uber-sexual Vanguard swerves his hips around, asking for more. - ]]
DAVID BLINX: He's treatin' Yamaguchi like he's got a YamaCOOCHIE! He's ABUSIN' it!
HENRY WRATH: ...
DAVID BLINX: Get it? Guchi? COOCHIE! Like, ya know, pussy. He gets pussy, Henry. He beats the pus-
HENRY WRATH: ANYWHO! Hell of a series of moves by Vanguard, but that's not gonna stop this amazing talent that is Eichi Yama-GOO-CH-E, anytime soon. He'll get back into the swing of things, I'm sure of it!
[[ - Eichi looks in the ring with a scowl on his face, holding his back in slight pain as he slowly ascends the steps before coming into the ring. The two look up, with Eichi getting the advantage this time with a headlock. He holds it as Vanguard tries to get out of it, only for Eichi to wrench it in. Vanguard swings his left fist at the stomach of the former MCCW star to back him into the ropes before throwing him off into the ropes. Jimmy stumbles into the middle of the ring and Eichi hits a THUNDEROUS shoulder block! He runs the ropes again as Jimmy quickly dips over with his body, trying to trip Eichi. Eichi hops over, comes back off the ropes as Vanguard tires for another hip toss! Eichi blocks it, standing his guard, and connects with a SWIFF kick to the chest! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: BEAUTIFUL counter! Told you so Blinx!
DAVID BLINX: He kicked him right in the chest hair! Ouchie-mama!
[[ - Vanguard holds his chest in pain as he stumbles over to the corner, where Eich follows through with a STIFF knife edge chop! It causes Vanguard to walk over to the other, as Eichi switches from chops to a quick series of palm strikes! Left and right to the face and body of Vanguard are connected with precision, before Eichi sweeps the leg out from Vanguard to get him in a sitting position. He plants his boot on his face, WASHING it with short kicks to the dismay of the crowd. Vanguard groans with each one, trying to fight back, but eats a swift kick to the gut to hold him in place. Eichi backs up, hearing the boos of the fans, AND GIVES THEM THE DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGER HIGH IN THE SKY! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: SMART! Eichi here is giving these "metalheads" a peace of his mind! He could do this all day!
[[ - Eichi's at the corner across Vanguard, as he runs and goes for a face-wash big boot! VANGUARD ROLLS OUT IN TIME! Eichi's stuck for a moment! Eichi turns around and hits a BIG BOOT THAT TAKES HIM OVER THE GUARD RAIL AND INTO THE FANS! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: WOAH! He took Eichi out with that boot!
[[ - The crowd is fully behind Vanguard, who air humps the sky with his fists closed, feeling the excitement of it all. He sees Eichi squander to get up, bickering with some of the fans. One fan in particular is getting in his face, and receives a PUNCH TO THE FACE! His buddies are bewildered, shoving Eichi back and fourth. There's a brawl about to go down as all of the men are in one cluttered group, but as Eichi tries to look to see where his opponent is, before looking at the top rope of the ring, where JIMMY VANGUARD DIVES WITH A STAGE DIVE! TAKING OUT EICHI AND SOME OF THE CROWD! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: WHAT THE HELLLLLLL!
[[ - Vanguard is fired up as he sorts through the mess of people, chucking a dazed and confused Eichi back over the guard rail and into the ring. Jimmy, a bit tired out, ascends to the top rope, aiming for another big move. Eichi's close to him, and before turning over to be attacked, he LUNGES his body on the ropes, causing Jimmy to land dick first on the top rope! - ]]
JIMMY VANGUARD: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
HENRY WRATH: Did he just...
DAVID BLINX: HE LIKES IT! THE DICK OF JIMMY VANGUARD LIKES THE PAIN!
[[ - The crowd is STUNNED by the resilant penis of Vanguard, who moans in pleasure! Eichi is shocked and pulls Jimmy down to the mat, throwing strikes to his head! He's hulking up though! Eichi goes for a roundhouse kick and it's ducked, as Jimmy kicks him in the gut and looks for THE CLIMAX! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: HERE IT CUMS! THE CLIMAX!
[[ - Vanguard has Eichi up for the brainbuster, but EICHI SLIPS OUT OF IT! He lands behind Vanguard and clutches in Oyasumi! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: SLEEP-HOLD BY EICHI! THE OYASMUI! He's got Vanguard now!
[[ - Jimmy tries to grab the ropes, but Eichi STOMPS on the back of Jimmy's knee to get him on it! He's tightening the hold, as the fans chant for Vanguard to fight out of it! His eyes are fluttering, and soon, his arms drop! The referee's checking him, letting his hand up and down! - ]]
REFEREE: ONE!
[[ - Vanguard's hand drops as Eichi has an intense expression, yelling for Vanguard to just die. - ]]
REFEREE: ....TWO!!!
[[ - He picks up Vanguard's hand one last time, letting it drop. - ]]
REFEREE: .....THRE-
[[ - VANGUARD'S HAND IS UP! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: THIS ISN'T HIS FIRST TIME GETTING CHOKED! VANGUARD'S STILL IN THIS!
[[ - Vanguard slowly gets up as Eichi has the choke in, throwing punches to the Japanese star's sternum before hip tossing him off! Eichi quickly scrambles up, going for an attack, but a quick kick to the stomach puts him in position as he hits a double arm DDT! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: EICHI GETS PLANTED! What a hell of a match!
[[ - Vanguard looks like he's going to go for the pin, but quickly hops up on the second rope, calling for the Boner Town! Eichi is tired and slowly gets up, turning around to see Vanguard leap and go for the move! HE ONLY GETS THE PILEDRIVER POSITION, AS EICHI SWEEPS THE LEGS AND GOES FOR A PIN PUTTING THE LEGS DOWN! BUT WAIT! HIS FEET'S ON THE ROPE FOR EXTRA LEVERAGE! THE REF DOESN'T SEE IT! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: REF! HIS FEET! HIS FEET!
REFEREE: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEE!!!!
DING DING DING!
[[ - Eichi quickly rolls out of the ring as Vanguard sits up in anger, trying to explain to the referee what happened. As the crowd boo in rebellion, "Ii Kusuri" by DADAROMA plays, and Tobias Blume gets on the mic. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: Here is YOUR winner, EICHIIIII YAMAGUUUUUUUCHI!
HENRY WRATH: HA! Brilliant! This hellascious match is over! Eichi Yamaguchi straight up outsmarted Vanguard!
DAVID BLINX: What a crock of shit! That was cheap! Vanguard almost had this one won!
HENRY WRATH: "Almost" isn't good enough, kid. Eichi knew how this was going to go down from the moment he graced that ring! Congratulations! I hope we see more of this amazing competitor here in Rebel Rock Wrestling!
DAVID BLINX: I hope he at least learns how to win right! Take nothing away from Jimmy Vanguard though, this was CLOSE! While the future of Eichi Yamaguchi here is uncertain, we know Vanguard is still looking to win the King of Rock 'n' Roll Tournament. IF anything's to take away here, it's that the other participants should look out for this man.
[[ - Jimmy looks on, wiping the mesh of black hair out of his face as Yamaguchi throws up a pair of middle fingers to the crowd behind him, as the scene fades away into a commercial break. - ]]
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[[ - As we come back from the commercial break, we see David Blinx and Henry Wrath sitting at the commentary table. - ]]
DAVID BLINX: We're back freaks and geeks! After a hell of a match between Eichi Yamaguchi and Jimmy Vanguard, the exciting action just keeps on rockin' and rollin'! Up next, we've got-
HENRY WRATH: Hold on.
[[ - Henry Wrath puts a finger up to his set of headphones, looking surprised at the information told to him. - ]]
HENRY WRATH: Blinx, I'd apologize for cutting you off, but this is more important then your intros. Fans, a camera is live backstage, following... Colby Sol?
[[ - The feed cuts to the back, where Colby Sol could be seen backstage, walking towards a locker room and taking off his shade. - ]]
COLBY SOL: This better not be fuckin' true.
[[ - With a pep in his step, Sol opens up the door to find a horrifying scene. Both XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion, Adam Marston, and his opponent for the night, Kasey Drake; are laid out! - ]]
COLBY SOL: FUCK! NO! What the hell happened?!
[[ - The crowd gasp in confusion, as Kasey Drake is bleeding from the top of his head. Marston is holding his chest in pain, and Sol looks like a mess himself as he crouches down and checks on his main event. He looks at the camera and waves for them to get out, as we cut back to Blinx and Wrath. - ]]
HENRY WRATH: I... I have no words. Did they attack each other before the match?
DAVID BLINX: I dunno man... wow... so what now?
HENRY WRATH: Welll... the show goes on I guess. Folks, I have no idea what to say, but it seems, for the time being, the Ride The Lightning Championship Match is our main event of the evening. Back to Tobias Blume for the introductions.
[[ - The camera pans over to Tobias, who shrugs nonchalantly, as Maxwell Murder made his entrance during the previous segment. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: Ladies and gentlemen, this is now your MAIN EVENT, ooooooof the EVENING. This is a No Disqualification, Championship Scramble Match, and is for THE RIDE THE LIGHTNING CHAMPIOOOOOOOONSHIIIIIIP!
"SUGAR. SPICE. AND EVERYTHING NICE."
[[ - Roxy comes out and is excitable, high fiving some fans as she quickly travels down the steps. - ]]
HENRY WRATH: Ugh, disgusting. She should be wearing something more appropriate!
DAVID BLINX: Woah mu-cha-cho, she's livin' her best life, wearin' what helps her vibe.
HENRY WRATH: WOMEN! I tell you what, if I was competing against her, I'd do everything in my power to avoid her. If I somehow LOST to one, I'd feel shame in my accomplishments to the point where I wouldn't even want them! I'd denounce them and wrestling as a whole, especially if by some miracle she made me tap out! Hell, I'd quit wrestling if I ever lost to her too!
DAVID BLINX: The timeless tradition of misogyny, that's not metal at all bro.
TOBIAS BLUME: The first participant, from Las Vegas, Neveda, ROOOOOOXYYYYYYYY!
[[ - Roxy rolls into the ring, taking in the love from the crowd as her music transitions into the next participants. - ]]
"And I'm staring down the barrel of a .45
Swimming through the ashes of another life
No real reason to accept the way things have changed
Staring down the barrel of a 45!"
[[ - "45" by Shinedown hits as Nathan Parker walks down the steps, looking full of angst to the mixed reception of the crowd. He pays them no mind as he heads right for the ring, throwing up a pair of fists. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: The SECOND participant, from Syndey, Australia, weighing in at 220 pounds, NATHAAAAAAAAAAAN PAAARRRRRRRRRKER!
HENRY WRATH: Yawn. Could this guy be any more boring? I can't keep track of the endless amount of "crazy" wrestlers here in the XHF.
DAVID BLINX: Boring? Like you've got room to talk, bro.
[[ - He and Maxwell Murder stare off at one another, while Roxy is in the corner, ready to go. The await the theme of the next participant. - ]]
"Now I know all my vices
And I know where you’ve been~
Baby take another toss of the dice
I’m rolling sevens again!"
[[ - Dirty Honey's "Rolling 7's" plays as Robbie Hardcastle comes out, lit cigarette in his mouth, and a fist just waiting to meet some teeth. He takes his time up on the steps as the fans pat him on the back, feeling the leather of his bad-ass leather jacket. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 245 pounds, ROBIEEEEEE HARDCASTLE!
DAVID BLINX: Robbie Hardcastle, quite simply put- HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
[[ - Suddenly, ALAN GALLOWAY SWINGS AN IRON PIPE DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF HARDCASTLE'S FACE! The referee confused, not sure what to do, RINGS FOR THE BELL FOR THE MATCH TO BEGIN! - ]]
DING! DING! DING!
[[ - Inside the ring, both Nathan Parker and Maxwell Murder start throwing fists, while Roxy stands back a bit. She decides to get involved, looking to get a shot in on Maxwell, but Maxwell Murder shoves Roxy down to the mat hard and continues to fight Nathan. Nathan is still hitting him hard, before kicking him in the gut and irish whipping him into the ropes. He comes off of the ropes and ducks a short arm clothesline, and as Parker turns around, he's met with kick STRAIGHT TO THE DICK! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: They're startin' off with VIOLENCE Henry! No rules! Just a 15 minute time limit! All for a chance to be the first ever Ride The Lightning Champion!
[[ - Back up on the steps, Alan Galloway is looking to do some more damage, as he watches Robbie Hardcastle squirm, holding his bloodied head in pain. He uses the guard rail next to him to get up, with a pissed off look on his face. Looking down, he could see a table full of concessions, but turning around, he sees Alan Galloway swinging the metal pipe like a baseball bat! HE CRACKS ROBBIE IN THE FACE, CAUSING HIM TO FALL OVER THE GUARD RAIL AND THROUGH THE TABLE! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: NOT THE CONCESSIONS!
[[ - The crowd boo in protest as Alan Galloway has a big shit eating grin on his face, resting the pipe over his shoulder like it's a baseball bat as he slowly marches down the steps. Back in the ring, Roxy hits some quick kicks to Maxwell Murder, while Nathan Parker is holding his groin in pain. Maxwell has enough of this and lifts Roxy over his head with a military press! Up and DOWN she goes as her back bounces off of the mat. Maxwell looks to do some more damage, but Alan Galloway on the outside takes the pipe and sweeps the leg! He laughs a hardy laugh as Roxy takes advantage of this as she gets up, and hits a quick dropkick to the side of Maxwell's head. Nathan Parker slowly rolls out of the ring, kneeling towards the steps as Alan Galloway is talking some shit his way walKing towards him. - ]]
DAVID BLINX: Oh no, not again. Robbie Hardcastle's been taken out of this match already, and Galloway's looking to do the same with Nathan Parker!
HENRY WRATH: It's smart! Not only did he take out the biggest man, but he's aiming for the outsiders too!
[[ - Nathan Parker slowly turns around, as Alan gets ready to destroy him as well. With one quick swing, Alan goes for the head, BUT MISSES! Nathan ducked at the last minute and retaliated with a straight fist to the face of Galloway, knocking him back a bit. Alan's nose is busted open, irritating him even more. Like a wild man he yells as he goes for another strike with the pipe, but Parker ducks under and retaliates with a SUPERMAN PUNCH! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: SUPERMAN PUNCH BY PARKER! Alan's dropped the pipe too!
HENRY WRATH: WAIT! LOOK INSIDE THE RING!
[[ - Maxwell has Roxy in his arms for the DieDT! He lifts her up to add some impact but she quickly counters out of it. Maxwell turns around now and eats a big
spinning heel kick! Maxwell looks out of it, and she's calling for Bitch Lasagna! SHE HOOKS HIM! BUT HE PUSHES HER OFF AND SHE GETS BLASTED BY NATHAN PARKER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! - ]]
DAVID BLINX: JEEZ! Nasty impact! If she'd had connected, we could've seen our first ever champion!
HENRY WRATH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HER FLIP!
TOBIAS BLUME: FIVE MINUTES REMAINING!
[[ - Alan Galloway is still hidden on the outside, looking under the ring for weapons. Nathan Parker and Maxwell Murder began talking some shit, before exchanging forearms left and right with stiff velocity. A chop by Maxwell, a punch by Nathan, and it's finally broken up when ROBBIE HARDCASTLE COMES IN AND CLOTHESLINE THEM BOTH! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: WHAT?! I thought he was DEAD! Who the hell takes a pipe to the head twice and lives?!
DAVID BLINX: HE'S GOTTA BE A ZOMBIE! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS HENRY!
[[ - The not so bright David Blinx gets up from his commentary chair and grabs his Guitar Hero Controller, running to the ring! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: WAIT! NO! YOU MORON! YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE MATCH!
[[ - Blinx is too far gone, as he slides in the ring and CRACKS ROBBIE HARDCASTLE IN THE HEAD WITH THE GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER! ROBBIE IS DOWN! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: ... Actually, this is amazing. GET HIS ASS ROBBIE!
[[ - Blinx looks at his controller in shock, seeing it's bent off at the head. "TRAMP STAMP" SUPERKICK FROM ROXY TO DAVID BLINX! SHE COVERS ROBBIE HARDCASTLE FOR THE PIN!- ]]
REFEREE: ONE! TWOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEE!
TOBIAS BLUME: HERE IS YOUR CURRENT RIDE THE LIGHTING CHAMPION, ROXYYYYYYYY!
[[ - The crowd pop big for Roxy, who's etched her name in the history books already in the title's lineage. She has a smile on her face, but it quickly turns sour as Nathan Parker, Maxwell Murder, and Alan Galloway, who now holds a kendo stick, all stare at her. Maxwell Murder goes after her but she counters a big boot by holding his foot and pushing him forward. Nathan Parker tries to lift her up with a body slam, but she slips through the back and hits discus elbow strike! As Maxwell Murder is up, he tries to run at her, BUT GALLOWAY STOPS HIM IN HIS TRACKS WITH A KENDO STICK STRIKE TO THE HEAD! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: GOOD GOD! Right to the head! Galloway has been nearly unstoppable with these weapons!
[[ - With just Galloway and Roxy in the ring, the two stare off for a moment, before Galloway gets a sadistic look on his face. Slowly, he pulls the kendo stick down to where his crotch is, AND PRETENDS HE'S JERKIN' IT OFF! Roxy has a look of disgust on her face before kicking the stick away and going for another Tramp Stamp! He blocks it with his arms and kicks Roxy in the gut and grabs her by the throat with both hands! He cackles like a witch as he chokes the life out of her, but receives A KICK TO THE GROIN! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: NO! DAMN IT! It's cheap, but effective!
[[ - Galloway is in pain as he gets to a knee, leaving Roxy to roll out of the ring underneath the bottom rope and to find some weapons. She tosses in a couple of trash can lids, some steel chairs, a book, and brings out a TABLE! The crowd pop big for it as she slides it in the ring, before something catches her eye. She grabs it and shows the crowd A STAPLER! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: Oh no, what the HELL is she thinking with that!?
[[ - She has a devious grin on her face as she gets on the apron, opting to stay there as Alan Galloway is talking shit to her. As he slowly gets up, holding his nuts in pain, he calls her a skank, a dirty cunt, literally everything out of the book, as Roxy's smile is still on her face. She replies by pointing at something behind him, with Galloway turning around INTO A CHOKESLAM HOLD BY ROBBIE HARDCASTLE! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: THIS GUY WON'T DIE!
[[ - Alan Galloway is in trouble, and as Hardcastle lifts him up for the choke-slam, both Maxwell Murder and Nathan Parker are back up and hit him in the back with steel chairs! Galloway is on the mat holding his throat in pain as Robbie is on one knee, holding his bloodied head in pain. Both Parker and Maxwell look at each other on opposite sides and nod, BEFORE HITTING ROBBIE WITH A CON-CHAIR-TOE! BLOOD CLASHES OFF OF THE CHAIR AND ALL AROUND! Robbie collapses, twitching slightly. - ]]
HENRY WRATH: Never-mind, now he's dead.
[[ - This friendship doesn't last long as both men start to clash their bloodied chairs like they're swords! Maxwell Murder finally gets the advantage as he swats Nathan's chair down, but Nathan simply kicks the chair up into the face of Murder! He holds his face in pain as he stumbles back, allowing for Nathan to clothesline him over the top rope! He runs the ropes, and as soon as Murder's up, HE HITS A BIG SUICIDE DIVE! Roxy finally enters the ring now, as Alan Galloway is trying to scramble for a weapon of sorts! He gets a book and tries to rip a page out, possibly to use as a papercut, but Roxy comes over and kicks him square in the jaw. She picks up this book and finds a sharpie pen hidden with in it. Quickly, she scribbles something down on a piece of the paper. As Alan finally gets up, he looks to be on the attack; BUT ROXY PUTS THE PIECE OF PAPER ON HIS HEAD AND STAPLES IT! THE CROWD GASP IN SHOCK AND CHEER! - ]]
PIECE OF PAPER: ROXY'S BITCH! XOXO
HENRY WRATH: OH MY GOD! STOP THIS! THIS ISN'T WRESTLING!
[[ - Parker slides in and CRACKS Roxy in the back of the head with the chair! The force pushes her out of the ring as Parker looks to do the same to Galloway, running at him as he gets up! ACT OF GOD! THE BULL HAMMER CONNECTS! He pins him while still having the paper on his head! - ]]
REFEREE: ONE! TWOOOO! THREEEEE!
TOBIAS BLUME: HERE IS YOUR CURRENT RIDE THE LIGHTING CHAMPION, ALAAAAAN GALLOWAAAAAY!
[[ - Galloway stands up and rips the piece of paper away, ripping it in two. He tries to get the staple out, and the blood pouring from it is nasty. As he turns around though, Maxwell Murder HEADBUTTS Alan, causing the staple to dig deeper in his cranium! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: JESUS!
[[ - Galloway screams in pain as the blood gushes down more, leaving Murder to go over and set up the table on both of it's legs. - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: ONE MINUTE REMAINING!
[[ - Maxwell Murder looks around in shock, BUT ROBBIE HARDCASTLE IS UP AGAIN AND CRACKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BEER BOTTLE! He roars like a lion as he has Maxwell Murder between his legs for a powerbomb, but Galloway comes up behind him and cracks him with A DISCUS ACT OF GOD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Hardcastle is zonked out on the table! Murder drops down and rolls to the outside, where both he and Parker exchange punches back and fourth. Galloway, not sure what to do, says fuck it and climbs the top rope! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: LOOK OUT!
TOBIAS BLUME: FIVE!
[[ - As Galloway looks to leap on Hardcastle, he looks to his left, AND EATS THE TRAMP STAMP SUPERKICK! HE FALLS BACK AND LANDS ON MURDER AND PARKER! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN! ROXY IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE! THE CURSE OF MIKADO ONTO HARDCASTLE! COVERRRRR! - ]]
TOBIAS BLUME: FOUR!
REFEREE: ONE!
TOBIAS BLUME: THREE!!!
REFEREE: TWO!
TOBIAS BLUME: TWO!!!!!
REFEREE: THREEEEEE!!!!!!!
TOBIAS BLUME: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!
DING! DING! DING!
[[ - The crowd pop BIG as the rest of the participants on the outside look pissed off, with each man slowly leaving. Galloway takes a long look, scowling as he walked away, while Roxy looks elated. The referee hands her the Ride The Lightning Championship, leaving her to celebrate. She plants a kiss on it and raises it high in the air, milking it as her theme plays. - ]]
HENRY WRATH: What a contest. It was disgusting, violent, and morbid... but Roxy, despite my resentments... has earned this. Congratulations to the winner. Folks, thank you for joining us, we'll see-
[[ - A new Ride the Lightning Champion has been crowned, but without notice The Stage is plunged into darkness as "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin loudly echoes out of the speakers, triggering the attention of those in attendance to the curtains where dark blue lights have started to flash in rhythm to the music. - ]]
"If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
When the levee breaks I'll have no place to stay"
HENRY WRATH: Wait, this isn't on the schedule... oh... could it, COULD IT BE?!
[[ - As the tempo of the song picks up, it can barely be seen that someone has made their way out in the pitch black, planting themselves in place a few feet from where they exited. The lights return and we're shown the back of the person as he's pointing at what's on his clothing. He's noticeably wearing a black denim vest with patches of bands on the front, the words "Paragon of Sleaze" printed on the back in a death metal/black metal stylized font, and directly below this is a giant mustache graphic. Spinning around to face the camera, Keith Williams flashes a sleazy smile with a microphone in hand as his music slowly dies down. - ]]
KEITH WILLIAMS: Yo, Roxy, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but... I'm the greatest AWF Around the Cock Champion of all time! One of the best title reigns of all time!
[[ - Still smiling, The ReVenants member nods his head repeatedly as he reconfirms that thought. - ]]
KEITH WILLIAMS: It's true!
[[ - Looking down at the ring, Williams continues what it is he's come out to say. - ]]
KEITH WILLIAMS: Rebel Rock Wrestling is off to a good start! It could be the hottest promotion going in XHF. It just needs a little something. It needs... A healthy dose of sleaze!
[[ - Admiring the patches of bands on his vest, KW twirls one end of his mustache as he speaks. - ]]
KEITH WILLIAMS: I'm on a tour of sorts and I thought, what better than to bring an infusion of metal. So, Roxy, I'm offering you a real challenge you can't refuse. Take that newly won belt and put it on the line against someone with a wealth of knowledge about doing whatever it takes to win. Next show, whaddaya say?
[[ - His baby blue eyes peer back up at the camera, that same cocky look that's been on his face since he appeared still present. - ]]
KEITH WILLIAMS: Your people can talk to my people.
[[ - Letting the microphone slip from his hand and clatter to the ground noisily, The Paragon of Sleaze maintains eye contact with the Ride the Lightning Champion and then inch by inch edges his way behind the curtains once more. The crowd looked shocked, and look towards Roxy, who stands in the ring, looking at her title with an eager grin, nodding as she raises the title over her head, making it official! - ]]
HENRY WRATH: DEAR LORD! Keith Williams is making his claim to the Ride The Lightning Championship! What a NIGHT! A new champion, an attacker on the loose, Keith Williams of all people, and the King of Rock 'n' Roll Tournament continues! Plus, David Blinx is still out cold! This is a fantastic night! You HAVE to stay tuned to see how this unfolds! We're out of time folks, thank you for tuning into Rebel Rock Wrestling's "When The Lights Come On"! I'm Henry Wrath, signing off!
[[ - The final image is that of Roxy, holding the championship above her head, before the feed fades to black. - ]]
[[ - Fade Out. - ]]