SWAT Team
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The Promise Land
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Post by SWAT Team on Sept 18, 2020 20:33:08 GMT -5
Timeless : There is a new sheriff in TOWN!
[We see in the back just after the show, Timeless having had a swig of water, the ref shirt placed over his shoulder.]
Roxylishus : You have them all right where you want them, in the palm of your hand.
Timeless : The world is now asking, what is Timeless going to do come End of Days? Will he screw Dane? Will he screw Carlson?
Roxylishus : Let’s screw them ALL!
Timeless : That’s another option. Hmmm ….. (Timeless rubs his chin with his finger, pondering) …. Tell you one thing, Dane will probably be getting flowers and chocolates from Little D and Danni for his interference in our match.
Roxylishus : Yeah, everyone goes home happy I guess. No one lost.
Timeless : Well, I’m NOT happy! My name is Sir WINSaLOT! Not Drawsalot. Zeze and I wiped the floor with them pretentious fucks!
Roxylishus : There will be plenty more opportunities to pound them lame schmucks. Right now, we are where we need to be, right in the middle of the title vs title scene.
Timeless : True that. No matter what happens at End of Days though, know this, them belts, they will be here with ME not long after, so boys … keep em warm.
Roxylishus : And keep em Shiny too!
Timeless : We are the Northern Wrecking Crew! And we are better than_you!
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Post by Justin on Sept 21, 2020 15:36:22 GMT -5
[Live from an iPhone.]
Eric Dane: Just to throw this out there...
[Wait for it.]
Eric Dane: Nobody.
[Wait... For... It...]
Eric Dane: And I mean nobody...
[Wait.]
[For.
[It.]
Eric Dane: ...wants any of the blown-out, prolapsed, used and abused and so confused excuse for a gash, Herpalicious.
[There it is.]
Eric Dane: They don't make condoms that thick.
[Thumbs up.]
Eric Dane: And time travel isn't real, you fucking dork.
[Middle finger.]
Eric Dane: I'm the big fish in this small, frozen-over pond, kids. Don't you fuck around and forget.
[End.]
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