Post by The Dominion on Oct 3, 2020 20:21:14 GMT -5
{Scene Start: The camera opens up on the ever present form of the man known internationally as "Wrestling's Hottest Property" in Uiriamu Minami, he is dressed in his usual shorts and one of his signature t-shirts despite the cool weather of early fall, his usual trademark half smile is on his face}
Uri:
Hello fans of Rebel Rock Wrestling, the name is Uiriamu Minami. Now some of you might recognize me from a few other places but I'm here in RRW now and I'm looking forward to causing my usual signature brand of havoc here that I do everywhere else.
Starting with my debut for right here this week as I step into the ring with the self proclaimed "Immaculate One", Lio.
{Uri suddenly lets out a very dry chuckle before he shakes his head at the camera}
Uri:
Damn, I was surprised that I was able to even say that with a straight face. Lio, I wanna be straight up with you on something man and that is I may be called a lot of things but each and every single one of those things was earned from working almost a decade in this sport. From cutting my teeth in places like the Frontier Wrestling Alliance, National Wrestling Federation, and the Universal Wrestling Corporation to proving I could hang with some of the toughest high flying and hard hitting freaks of Japan to even the World Wrestling Headquarters.
But the point of the matter is that I earned each of those nicknames by putting in the work and earning them...let's take the "Uncharted Thief" for an example, Lio. I got that one because I've been known to snatch victories out of the most unlikeliest of situations in the past. When I was running in the FWA, nobody thought that a little runt like me could win the NEVER championship there...but sure enough, when nobody was looking I won a match with five other major names in that company.
They all didn't think that I could do anything in the land of giants and so they didn't even bother cutting a promo on me and just focused on themselves, Lio. That's how confident that I couldn't do shit in that match.
Imagine the look on their faces when I was the one who pinned "Godzilla" Greg Gardener for that title, to this day that fucker calls me a thief in the night like it's a bad thing.
{Uri then stops talking and then makes it a point of looking around before looking back at the camera}
Uri:
So tell me, Lio, why do they call you the "Immaculate One"?
Is it because you're some kind of fake wrestler? A fashion model who couldn't cut it on the runways of JC Penny's and Dillards that you decided to come into this sport and try your luck?
Or are you a wrestler who just couldn't cut it so you became a fashion model, found that you couldn't cut it there either so you turned right back around to professional wrestling and hoped that it would welcome you back like some forgotten eighties love ballad?
I just don't know.
{Again Uri stops and makes it a point to look around}
Uri:
I don't know because I haven't heard anything from you.
Not word one.
Now I was going to be a sporting fellow and let you get the first shot in to see what I had to work with...but instead you wasted your shot and said didily squat which shows me just how little you view this sport that I've chosen to make my life's work.
And Lio...I don't like that.
{Uri drops his hands as the half-smile disappears from his face}
Uri:
You see who I am is Uiriamu Minami and I am a graduate of the Reaver's Dojo, a school where they teach you that suffering is the key to success and Lio, I'm going to introduce you to new ways to scream in agony with the application of a simple armbar.
You'll be pulling out that perfectly permed hair of yours out by the golden handfuls when you realize that I have you right where I want you to send those pearly white perfect teeth flying high into the distance of the cheap seats of the arena where the event is going to be taking place at.
But most importantly of all..."Immaculate One"...the moment that you try that pathetic little "Magnum" move on me, you'll find yourself instead flipped over and I'll be enjoying to the screams of your exquisite pain as you find yourself falling into the Golden Abyss.
{Uri then gives the camera a very dark and sinister smile}
Uri:
Because, Lio, that is exactly how I roll.
You may believe that you are the world's gift to professional wrestling and a self made god made flesh.
But to me, you're just another statistic. Just one more person between myself and what I want...and Lio, what I want is going to be forever beyond your reach.
Welcome to Rebel Rock Wrestling...the new home of Uiriamu Minami.
Enjoy your hell.
{The screen fades to black on Uri's dark smile}
Uri:
Hello fans of Rebel Rock Wrestling, the name is Uiriamu Minami. Now some of you might recognize me from a few other places but I'm here in RRW now and I'm looking forward to causing my usual signature brand of havoc here that I do everywhere else.
Starting with my debut for right here this week as I step into the ring with the self proclaimed "Immaculate One", Lio.
{Uri suddenly lets out a very dry chuckle before he shakes his head at the camera}
Uri:
Damn, I was surprised that I was able to even say that with a straight face. Lio, I wanna be straight up with you on something man and that is I may be called a lot of things but each and every single one of those things was earned from working almost a decade in this sport. From cutting my teeth in places like the Frontier Wrestling Alliance, National Wrestling Federation, and the Universal Wrestling Corporation to proving I could hang with some of the toughest high flying and hard hitting freaks of Japan to even the World Wrestling Headquarters.
But the point of the matter is that I earned each of those nicknames by putting in the work and earning them...let's take the "Uncharted Thief" for an example, Lio. I got that one because I've been known to snatch victories out of the most unlikeliest of situations in the past. When I was running in the FWA, nobody thought that a little runt like me could win the NEVER championship there...but sure enough, when nobody was looking I won a match with five other major names in that company.
They all didn't think that I could do anything in the land of giants and so they didn't even bother cutting a promo on me and just focused on themselves, Lio. That's how confident that I couldn't do shit in that match.
Imagine the look on their faces when I was the one who pinned "Godzilla" Greg Gardener for that title, to this day that fucker calls me a thief in the night like it's a bad thing.
{Uri then stops talking and then makes it a point of looking around before looking back at the camera}
Uri:
So tell me, Lio, why do they call you the "Immaculate One"?
Is it because you're some kind of fake wrestler? A fashion model who couldn't cut it on the runways of JC Penny's and Dillards that you decided to come into this sport and try your luck?
Or are you a wrestler who just couldn't cut it so you became a fashion model, found that you couldn't cut it there either so you turned right back around to professional wrestling and hoped that it would welcome you back like some forgotten eighties love ballad?
I just don't know.
{Again Uri stops and makes it a point to look around}
Uri:
I don't know because I haven't heard anything from you.
Not word one.
Now I was going to be a sporting fellow and let you get the first shot in to see what I had to work with...but instead you wasted your shot and said didily squat which shows me just how little you view this sport that I've chosen to make my life's work.
And Lio...I don't like that.
{Uri drops his hands as the half-smile disappears from his face}
Uri:
You see who I am is Uiriamu Minami and I am a graduate of the Reaver's Dojo, a school where they teach you that suffering is the key to success and Lio, I'm going to introduce you to new ways to scream in agony with the application of a simple armbar.
You'll be pulling out that perfectly permed hair of yours out by the golden handfuls when you realize that I have you right where I want you to send those pearly white perfect teeth flying high into the distance of the cheap seats of the arena where the event is going to be taking place at.
But most importantly of all..."Immaculate One"...the moment that you try that pathetic little "Magnum" move on me, you'll find yourself instead flipped over and I'll be enjoying to the screams of your exquisite pain as you find yourself falling into the Golden Abyss.
{Uri then gives the camera a very dark and sinister smile}
Uri:
Because, Lio, that is exactly how I roll.
You may believe that you are the world's gift to professional wrestling and a self made god made flesh.
But to me, you're just another statistic. Just one more person between myself and what I want...and Lio, what I want is going to be forever beyond your reach.
Welcome to Rebel Rock Wrestling...the new home of Uiriamu Minami.
Enjoy your hell.
{The screen fades to black on Uri's dark smile}