Post by Steve Awesome on Oct 21, 2009 13:15:47 GMT -5
The scene opens on The Motor City Mafia as they stand in front of a camera. There’s a silence in the air and it looks as if the X*Crown Champion and the last ever XHF Hardcore Champion have nothing to say. They know the camera is on, they can see the little red light that confirms it. Awesome is looking in every direction but the camera and Jayson is making fart noises with his mouth to pass the time. This promo is almost like staring into a fish bowl until finally Steve Awesome turns to Jayson and breaks the silence.
“I don’t know…..I can’t think of anything. You?”
Jayson shrugs.
“Nope…my mind is a blank as well. I mean, more than usual, this time.”
Steve nods in a relatable fashion.
“Yeah, I know what you mean. I’d have at least a little something to say at this point but lately it’s been quiet.”
“Yeah, a little too quiet.”
“Usually, our opponents would be around just flapping there gums. Talking about evil stuff and physical domination and hurting people like there S & M freaks, but this weak I haven’t herd a peep out of them. And that’s weird.”
Jayson nods his head.
“Yeah, a little too weird.”
“Hell, even our other partner is been uncharacteristically silent. I mean, for God’s sake, he’s Crazy Boy!”
“Yeah, a little too crazy boy!”
Awesome glances at Jayson.
“Will you cut that out! This is serious. Crazy Boy is supposed to be wild and crazy. He’s the Chaotic Champion and your opponent this Sunday at Supremacy but now he’s more awkwardly silent then a girl after sex with Sexy Jason.”
Jayson holds up his index finger to tell Steve to wait a minute.
“Well to be fair, that whole fiasco lasts about five minutes all together. Crazy Boy has been silent for at least a week. Reeshi hasn’t said much of anything either. I’d half expect him to be looking in a camera using “bank terms” again as if that ever made him scary and menacing. I wonder what the heck that guy is doing.”
Steve shrugs. He obviously had no idea.
“Who knows, probably watching that show Son’s of Anarchy and fondling himself.”
Jayson looks at Steve in disgust.
“Dude! That’s horrible.”
Steve nods.
“I know….Reeshi is a screwed up individual. All I know is, that even though just about everyone has been utterly silent this week it’s not going to stop them from walking into Hostile Intent tonight with the aim to win. There’s way too much pride in everyone involved to just completely disappear and accept a loss. Especially right before Supremacy. So regardless of what we may think, we need to bring our A games to that six man tag.”
Jayson smiles and taps on his title belt and then Steve’s title belt.
“Dude, when do we ever not bring our a games?
Awesome grins.
“Hmmm….I guess your right. Let’s go get hostile!”
McM clang there titles together in high five fashion and walk off screen.
Static.
“I don’t know…..I can’t think of anything. You?”
Jayson shrugs.
“Nope…my mind is a blank as well. I mean, more than usual, this time.”
Steve nods in a relatable fashion.
“Yeah, I know what you mean. I’d have at least a little something to say at this point but lately it’s been quiet.”
“Yeah, a little too quiet.”
“Usually, our opponents would be around just flapping there gums. Talking about evil stuff and physical domination and hurting people like there S & M freaks, but this weak I haven’t herd a peep out of them. And that’s weird.”
Jayson nods his head.
“Yeah, a little too weird.”
“Hell, even our other partner is been uncharacteristically silent. I mean, for God’s sake, he’s Crazy Boy!”
“Yeah, a little too crazy boy!”
Awesome glances at Jayson.
“Will you cut that out! This is serious. Crazy Boy is supposed to be wild and crazy. He’s the Chaotic Champion and your opponent this Sunday at Supremacy but now he’s more awkwardly silent then a girl after sex with Sexy Jason.”
Jayson holds up his index finger to tell Steve to wait a minute.
“Well to be fair, that whole fiasco lasts about five minutes all together. Crazy Boy has been silent for at least a week. Reeshi hasn’t said much of anything either. I’d half expect him to be looking in a camera using “bank terms” again as if that ever made him scary and menacing. I wonder what the heck that guy is doing.”
Steve shrugs. He obviously had no idea.
“Who knows, probably watching that show Son’s of Anarchy and fondling himself.”
Jayson looks at Steve in disgust.
“Dude! That’s horrible.”
Steve nods.
“I know….Reeshi is a screwed up individual. All I know is, that even though just about everyone has been utterly silent this week it’s not going to stop them from walking into Hostile Intent tonight with the aim to win. There’s way too much pride in everyone involved to just completely disappear and accept a loss. Especially right before Supremacy. So regardless of what we may think, we need to bring our A games to that six man tag.”
Jayson smiles and taps on his title belt and then Steve’s title belt.
“Dude, when do we ever not bring our a games?
Awesome grins.
“Hmmm….I guess your right. Let’s go get hostile!”
McM clang there titles together in high five fashion and walk off screen.
Static.