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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 0:39:25 GMT -5
September 30th, 2020 (Tape Delay: Airing on October 8th) Live from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada and the First Ontario Centre Attendance: 16,000
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 0:51:27 GMT -5
PRE-SHOW MATCHES
Match 1: J-ROK Doom Metal championship Ed Justice vs. Weeaboo Jones (C) Time conditions: 60 min. Time limit (as per J-ROK’s rules)
This one is absolutely crazy, as there are no disqualifications and no countouts. Ed and Weeb fight all over the ringside area, hitting each other with all different kinds of weapons, such as Lead Pipes, Kendo Sticks, Steel Chairs, etc. The match ends when Weeb attempts the Mandible Claw with the cum-filled sock… and HE GETS IT!!! He keeps it locked in for a little bit, but then, in run Draco Cutler, Tony Randell and Tom The Butcher, who attack Weeb from behind and set him up perfectly for The Downfall (Twist Of Fate) and JUSTICE GETS IT!!! Ed then goes for the pin.
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Winner: Ed Justice by pinfall
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Match 2: “The Abominable” Garrett Stewart takes on local talent, Pete Patterson. Time conditions: The local bottom feeder will get 3 min. of Paul Wall’s valuable time
This one is VERY short, as Garrett kicks the young guy Pete around and makes him look like the inexperienced student that he is. He then hits him with the Walls Fall Down (End Of Days), before going for the pin.
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Winner: “The Abominable” Garrett Stewart by pinfall
Garrett then gets on the mic, as the fans are booing him. He states that he is INSULTED that management would DARE give him a SCRUB like this! He DEMANDS that his next match be a REAL challenge, and something that won’t take his “Least Effort” before flipping the mic, exiting the ring and flipping off the capacity crowd on his way out.
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Match 3: SHW Grudge Match Jagger James vs. “The Game Master” Jake Travis Time conditions: 15 min. Time limit
This one is very technical, very hard hitting and VERY flashy, on all parts. Jake gets most of the shine in this match, showcasing why he is “The Game Master”, why he is one of the most adaptable competitors that Jagger has ever had to face, and why Jagger was wrong to talk shit about him. When push comes to shove, Jagger actually HAS to cheat in order to take advantage (that’s just how wily and scrappy Jake is), before showing Jake why Jagger has been in the game for as long as he has and why Jagger is one of the best wrestlers to ever come from the state of Michigan… but it’s not long before Jake takes control back and this match is nearing its end.
At which point, Jake goes for ALL of his signature moves, first hitting The Flight of Kid Icarus (Spanish Fly) but he keeps hold of Jagger and pulls him up, hitting him with Together, We Ride (Straightjacket Rolling Cutter), but AGAIN he keeps hold, bringing him up to the top rope and NAILING him with the Nuclear Bob-Omb (Top Rope T-Bone Suplex) and both men come crashing down… but Jagger slowly rises to his knees as Jake rises to his feet… and once Jake is on his feet, he NAILS Jagger with Meta Knight’s Revenge (Natural Selection), before locking him in the Crossface Cuckoo Wing (Crossface Chicken Wing) which he uses to try and make Jagger submit…
But wait!!! Out comes Ian Dempsey! Dempsey distracts the ref, as Jagger taps out to the hold!!! But the ref didn’t see it, as Dempsey had him distracted… Eventually, noticing what’s happening, Jake lets go of the hold and confronts Dempsey about this distraction. He grabs Dempsey by the shirt collar and pulls him up onto the apron and he and Dempsey exchange words. Jake then threatens to clear Ian’s clock with a punch… but as he draws back, Dempsey SPITS in Jake’s eye! As Jake staggers back, Jagger has gotten back to his feet and he grabs Jake, spins him around, gets him in the clutch and NAILS him with the Fallout (Wing Clipper), before going for the pin.
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Winner: Jagger James by pinfall
Jagger then makes a quick exit, not even acknowledging Ian as he leaves. Ian then slides into the ring, grabs Jake by the head, pulls him to his feet and says to him…
“Look, buddy… I know you had your chance at the title and you’re still pretty salty about how things went down in that match… and I know for a fact, that you’re not gonna like what I’m about to do… but dammit, you’ve crossed the line and now that you stand in my way, I’m afraid that I’m gonna have to kick your ass!!”
He says before slapping Jake across the face and kicking him RIGHT in the dick!! He then grabs Jake by the head, pulls him in and cradles his head, before hooking the left arm, lifting him up and NAILING him with the Golden Rule (Single Underhook Falcon Arrow) before making his exit from the ring, smirking while looking at Jake, who is down and out in the middle of the ring.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 1:05:10 GMT -5
We open on the ring, which has a table set up in the middle of the ring. On said table is something that is covered up by a black tablecloth. CHEYENNE - Ladies and gentlemen, here to make a few announcements before the rest of tonight’s Professional Wrestling action, the owner of the FWA… SOLOMON GRAHAM!!!! “Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song... "In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."At the moment the chorus hits, Solomon Graham bursts through the curtain. Somewhat uncharacteristic of him, he is dressed in his best black suit and tie. His hair is combed and he actually looks somewhat professional. Sol makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of each of the fans, even signing a few autographs. Upon reaching the ring, he climbs the ring steps, steps onto the ring apron, wipes his feet and then steps through the ropes. He retrieves the microphone from his sister, tapping it gently a few times, before… GRAHAM - Folks… How the hell are ya?!The crowd gives a mild pop. Graham cups his hand around his ear, and a confused look creeps across his face. GRAHAM - Huh. Funny. I could’ve sworn that you could be louder than that. I’ll try it again. He clears his throat, before tapping the mic again. GRAHAM - I said… “FOLKS!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YA?!?!?!?”At which point, the roof comes unglued!!!! GRAHAM - See?! I KNEW ya had it in ya! Now, with that out of the way, I have a few announcements to make… for you see, a lot has gone recently that I think y’all need to know about. Because… recently, a development has happened. Folks… I hate to break this news to you because, quite frankly, I’m still upset thinking about it. Unfortunately, due to some behind the scenes circumstances, I have no choice but to shut down IWA: Scarborough Heritage Wrestling…The fans are absolutely gobsmacked. Why? What reason does Sol have to shut it down? GRAHAM - I wish I could explain it further, but… that’s it. That’s it for SHW. All the titles will be absorbed into FWA. The SHW Openweight, SHW Heritage and FWA Professional Wrestling championships will be merged into the Undisputed FWA Professional Wrestling championship, BUT… we will be absorbing the Femme Fatale’s division and the Femme Fatale’s championship. The fans cheer a little bit. Seems they like some of the Femme Fatale’s division members. GRAHAM - However, I should clarify that that does not mean the Ladies of the Femme Fatale’s division absolutely have to compete for the Femme Fatale’s championship. For example, I know how F.M. Young feels about Women’s divisions. She’s not a fan of being confined to such a thing and as such, it wouldn’t be fair to force her into that position. However, should she change her mind, she is more than welcome to enter the Femme Fatale’s division if she changes her mind.The fans give a slight pop, they appreciate that FWA is somewhat sticking to its roots. GRAHAM - And of course, I can’t talk about SHW without bringing up the talent. Unfortunately, due to SHW’s closure, we did lose most of the SHW talent to the IWA and other IWA territories. As a result, not all of them could appear on tonight’s show, as those ones are %100 dedicated to the IWA and not us. As such, a few things on tonight’s show had to be switched around. Such as…
The SHW Openweight Tag Team championship match: Platinum Honour could not appear tonight to defend their title and as such, we’ve had to postpone that match.
The SHW Rumble: Due to the fact that only half of the scheduled combatants could appear for that match, I have decided instead to turn it into a 10-Man Battle Royal. Featuring the aforementioned:
Eddie Evans Kiran Link Rupert Hamish El Flecha Nelly Angel
But also featuring those who were unannounced and were to remain secret…
Selena Firehouse!Big time pop from the fans. Draco Cutler…Booing. Nothing but contempt and hatred for this man. “Big” Koch Knocher!!!!MASSIVE pop, mostly from the MCCW marks in the front row. Paul Wilson!Very mixed reaction. It’s been a long time since they’ve seen Paul, and they’re not quite sure what to make of his appearance in this thing. And lastly, our old friend… ZAKK!!! FUCKING!!! SWANN!!!!!ANOTHER MASSIVE pop from the fans!! It seems they miss Zakk and were very saddened to hear about him being fired. GRAHAM - I hope that y’all will enjoy that match. Beyond those two matches, I don’t think anything else has been changed. OH!!! Aside from the second departure of Leon Kage and Paralysis. We brought them back for the sole purpose of using them in SHW, and now that SHW is gone, we have parted ways with them once again. BUT, we do wish them the absolute best of luck in their future endeavors and hope they kick ass wherever it is they end up next.Big time pop from the fans, again. GRAHAM - Moving on from SHW, there are matters that concern FWA as well. That mystery guy dressed in black who keeps showing up on our shows. The fans boo. Clearly, they don’t like what this guy is doing. GRAHAM - Yeah, you know the one: He first showed up at Canada Day: Dominion, and his latest appearance was at the FWA/J-ROK Xtraction, where he helped referee Matt Noble show his true colours as an absolute disgrace to the black and white striped shirt. I’ll get to Noble in a minute…The fans once again pop a little bit. GRAHAM - Listen up, pal. I know who you are and I know just the extent of the power you hold… but I’m going to honour our contractually obligated agreement and not reveal your identity. But I’m warning you… you keep showing up and turning my roster against me… and I’ll expose EVERYTHING!!! Got it?
The fans cheer, not entirely sure what to make of this. GRAHAM - And now… Matt Noble. I won’t beat around the bush. Due to his actions, I fired his ass!MASSIVE pop from the fans! GRAHAM - Screwing me over, resulting in the firing of TWO of our biggest stars AND the former owner of FWA?!? Yeah, how does that not result in his firing?Another Massive pop! GRAHAM - Thirdly… the Professional Wrestling championship. Now, I want the current champion to understand something VERY important. We’ve been working hard since the belt was first destroyed to create a new belt. I take it as a spit in my face, AND the rest of the FWA (roster, crew, staff, etc.)... I take it as a spit in our faces that you would dare spread such falsehoods, that we weren’t doing anything, that we didn’t have a belt ready. In fact… I recall sending you a picture of the new Professional Wrestling championship belt, before you went off and revealed your little sea-salt ice cream “Spades” trinket. The fans are shocked, and the moment sours into booing. GRAHAM - Now, given that this is a free country, I can’t in good faith fine, suspend or fire you for speaking your mind, but I’ll tell you what I can do: You keep running your mouth and spreading slanderous lies, and I’ll have it in my right mind to beat the living fuck outta you, the same way that I beat the living fuck outta you just a little under a year ago, at this same event in this same building. Ya get me? The fans have a mixed reaction. They’re not sure what to make of Graham’s harsh words and threats, but by that same token, they were pissed to find out about what happened with Aries. GRAHAM - Now… for my fourth and penultimate announcement.At which point, he turns his attention to the table next to him. GRAHAM - By now, I’m sure you have… some idea… of what this is. So, I won’t hesitate, I’ll just cut to the chase. This…He removes the tablecloth, revealing a brand new championship belt. The belt looks like this: vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/5/51/NWA_Anarchy_Champion.jpgGraham smiles. GRAHAM - This… is the FWA Anarchy championship!!! Now, you may recall that, over a year ago, around this exact time of the year, I created the FWA Hardcore championship, which was defended under 24/7 rules. We weren’t quite ready for it at the time and as such, due to our over-abundance of championships, we wound up merging the Hardcore championship into the Canadian championship. But now? I think we’re ready for it and with the community to back us up, we’re ready to have this kind of belt. The fans cheer once again, clearly they’re excited. GRAHAM - Now… you may be wondering: When will this title first be up for grabs? Well… I figured we could have the first title match… RIGHT NOW!!!!MASSIVE POP!!!! The fans weren’t expecting this!! GRAHAM - As for who will challenge for this title? Well…And at that point, Graham removes his suit jacket and dress shirt. GRAHAM - Now… first guy to come through that curtain will get to face me, FWA Anarchy championship on the line!!!Another massive pop!!! Graham waits for someone to come out and challenge him. And then… Out comes Graham Family trainee, Van Karlsen! Acting as cocky as ever, he badmouths the fans and does everything in his power to piss the fans off. Graham smirks. GRAHAM - Alright, pal! Looks like it’s your lucky day. First match of your career, you’re challenging for a championship. Van Karlsen climbs the ring steps and onto the ring apron, stepping between the ropes and standing across from Graham. GRAHAM - Really? You can’t even wipe your filthy feet before entering MY ring, and you expect to beat me?Van states that he’s gonna beat Graham’s ass and earn himself a one-way ticket to Graham Family Academy graduation. GRAHAM - HAHAHA! I’m sure you will. Ref…Out comes referee, formerly of SHW, Mark Hill. He runs down to the ring and slides into the ring, before calling for the bell, stating that this match is underway. DING DING DINGIMPROMPTU MATCH FWA Anarchy championship Van Karlsen vs. Solomon Graham Official: Mark HillThis one is relatively quick, as Van’s vanity gets in his own way and allows Sol to capitolize, nailing the Graham Crakker (Low Blow) and rolling him up, grabbing the tights. 1. 2. 3. DING DING DINGGRAHAM - And here is your winner, AND NEW… FWA Anarchy champion… ME!!!!Mixed reaction. People aren’t quite sure how to feel… but Graham does help young Van to his feet. GRAHAM - Now, Van… don't take this loss to heart. Instead, take it as a free lesson: Don’t let your ego get in the way of business. Put it aside and work hard, and then, only then will you have any success in this business.He holds out his hand for Karlsen to shake… but a look of disgust creeps across Karlsen’s face, and he SLAPS Sol’s hand away, before exiting the ring and going back up the ramp. Sol shrugs, no skin off his back. He tried to help the kid out, and the kid disrespected him. GRAHAM - Welp… don’t say I didn’t try, pal. Anyways… I think that about does it… OH WAIT!!! There was one more thing I wanted to get into!Graham clears his throat, Anarchy championship over his shoulder. GRAHAM - Dylan Black…Booing from the fans. It’s apparent that Dylan’s not super popular around here. GRAHAM - The last time we faced off, we were both beltless and you walked out the victor, due to some shady officiating. Now, you have the most prestigious prize in the entire XHF Network: The X*Crown, and I want a second chance to beat you! So… whaddya say, Dylan?! Solomon Graham, Dylan Black, one more time, this time the X*Crown is on the line! The fans buzz with excitement, clearly they want this match to happen. GRAHAM - Dylan, you and I will be in touch to make this happen and I will meet whatever terms you need me to meet in order to make this match a reality. But in the meantime… let’s get this road on the show, eh?With that, “Skeleton Key” plays and Graham exits the ring, leaving the onhand staff to clean up the ring. As he makes his exit, he slaps the hands of the fans, allowing them to touch the Anarchy championship belt
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 14:24:08 GMT -5
"Rip it Up" by Jet hits as the crowd gets on their feet. Nelly Angel comes out, pumped for his match and takes off down the ramp, sliding into the ring when he gets there.
CHEYENNE - Introducing the first entrant in this match, hailing from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 180 lbs… NELLY!!! ANGEL!!!!
He's ready for a hot match! After getting in the ring, he curiously waits for whoever is next… and then…
“Rebirthing” hits and as soon as the short intro wraps up, out pops Eddie Evans, yelling for the fans to “Make some noise!!”, which the crowd obliges to do. Eddie runs around the ring, slapping the hands of the fans as he does.
CHEYENNE - And the second entrant, hailing from Kitchener/Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 245 lbs… “The Draw” EDDIE EVANS!!!!
He then leaps up onto the ring apron, hyped up as ever. He wipes his feet on the mat before leaping over the top rope and somersaulting upon landing inside the ring. He kneels after doing so, and looks over at Nelly Angel. He then gets up and gets into his corner, crouching down, still locking eyes with Nelly. At which point, the next entrant makes his entrant...
“Why Am I Like This?” by The Word Alive hits and after the short intro, out comes Draco Cutler. The fans boo the shit out of him and he just brushes them off as he walks down the aisle.
CHEYENNE - And the third entrant, from Kalamazoo, Michigan, weighing in at 235 lbs, he is “The 99mm” Draco Cutler!!!!
He jawjacks with some of the fans in the front row, making sure they know that they’re nothing but trash. The fans start a “You Suck!” chant as Cutler wipes his feet on the apron and steps through the ropes. He looks around the arena, smirking and shaking his head as he backs into his corner. Then, as he does, the music fades out.
"Immortal" by 21 Savage plays from the speakers and once we hear a lady screaming and the beat dropping, Kiran Link comes out to a nice pop from the fans. Wayne Graham and Ava Cannon right behind him. Kiran jogs in front of the curtains while listening to motivational words from both Ava and Wayne before he runs to the ring.
CHEYENNE - And the fourth entrant, from Secaucus, New Jersey, weighing in at 220 lbs… “Half Man, Half Dragon” KIRAN LINK!!!!!
He slides into the ring, Edge style before running to the ropes a couple of times while Wayne brags about how good Kiran's cardio is. Ava shares one last advice to Kiran Link before they do their secret handshake that they only know of.
“I Run It” hits and out comes Paul Wilson, who receives a relatively mixed reaction. He doesn’t really pay much mind to the fans as he walks down the entrance ramp. A really pissed off fan throws a cup of beer at Paul, but while Paul stops for a bit, turning to see who threw it… he ultimately ignores it and keeps going.
CHEYENNE - And the fifth entrant, hailing from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 189 lbs, he is “Mr. Maple Leaf” and is a former FWA Television champion… PAUL WILSON!!!!!!
Upon reaching the ringside area, Paul rolls in underneath the bottom rope before getting to his feet. He looks at his fellow competitors, specifically eyeing Draco Cutler and Eddie Evans. And then…
“I Like It” by Cardi B hits and out comes El Flecha. This man has not had much success in his career, but tonight, he looks to change that. He makes his way down to the ring, completely ignoring the fans.
CHEYENNE - And the sixth entrant, from Chihuahua, Juárez, Mexico, weighing in at 198 lbs… EL!!! FLECHA!!!!
Upon reaching the ring, Flecha hops up onto the ring apron, walks over to the corner, climbs the turnbuckles and, with one foot on the top turnbuckle and one foot on the middle, he raises a single arm in the air before leaping over the top rope and landing in the ring, on his feet. He looks at each of his opponents in the ring, as his music fades out and we await the next entrant…
Then… “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen hits and out comes the Lovable Lad, Rupert Hamish. Flamboyant and Charismatic as ever, everyone in the audience cheers for this man and it becomes clear that he is the odds-on favourite to win. On the way down, he slaps the hands of the fans and even signs a few autographs.
CHEYENNE - And the seventh entrant, hailing from Leeds, England, weighing in at 195 lbs… “The Lovable Lad” RUPERRRT HAAAMISH!!!!!
Upon reaching the ring, he heads up the ring steps, onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He then walks towards the center of the ring and does a sweet pose that makes everyone in that audience weak at the knees. He then backs up towards the ropes and we wait for the next entrant…
At which point, “T-Shirt” by The Beaches hits and out comes Selena Firehouse. It’s clear that she’s not here to fuck around, as she quickly makes her way down, even sprinting.
CHEYENNE - And the eighth entrant, from Scarborough, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 297 lbs of both Muscle AND Thiccness (her words, not mine)... “The Big Beautiful Booty Baby”... SELENA FIREHOUSE!!!!
Upon reaching the ring, she hops onto the ring apron, wipes her feet and then steps into the ring underneath the middle rope, allowing her wedged-up booty to be seen by every single person in that audience. Most of the guys turn away, either fearing for their jobs if they’re caught gawking at Graham’s wife, or because they’re just not attracted to that and don’t wanna see it (that is their co-worker, after all). Eddie and Rupert, however… don’t turn away. Instead, they act confused as to why everyone else is turning away.
“Come now, folks! It’s just a woman’s ass, there’s nothing to be embarrassed of!” Eddie says. At which point, Selena has already gotten to her feet and is looking at her opponents.
“Big Balls” by AC/DC hits and the intro plays out for a bit… and then, after the intro is over and this specially edited version gets to the chorus, out comes Big Koch!
“He’s got big balls! She’s got big balls!
She’s got big balls, and they’ve got big balls!
They’ve got big balls, and he’s got big balls!
But we’ve got the biggest… BALLS OF THEM ALL!!”
CHEYENNE - And the ninth entrant, hailing from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 420 lbs… he is “BIG” KOCH KNOCHER!!!!
Koch does the two peace signs while teabagging at the top of the ramp. He comes down to the ring with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his foot. He kicks it off before rolling inside the ring… of course, Eddie Evans and Selena Firehouse fear for their safety, given that this man did not wipe his feet before stepping into the ring. The others are concerned too, but not for the same reasons. They mostly fear the brown stain on the ass of his speedo.
And now… the moment that the fans have been waiting for…
“Drown” by Get Scared hits and out comes “The North Star” Zakk Swann. The man formerly known as SWANN makes his way down the ramp as the guitar solo in the beginning plays him out. He slaps the hands of each fan he passes on his way down to the ring.
CHEYENNE - And the final entrant, from Nagasaki, Japan, weighing in at 214 lbs… “The North Star” ZAKK!!! SWANN!!!!
As Zakk reaches the ring, he methodically walks around the ring, closely studying each one of his opponents. But then, without warning, he leaps onto the ring apron, wipes his feet and then steps through the ropes. He closely eyes each of his opponents. But then…
DING DING DING
The bell rings. And there are no friends in this contest.
Match 4: Battle Royal 10 SHW Wrestlers will compete to determine the next No. 1 Contender to the SHW Openweight championship Competitors in this match:
Eddie Evans Kiran Link El Flecha Rupert Hamish Koch Knocher Nelly Angel Zakk Swann Selena Firehouse Paul Wilson Draco Cutler
Order of elimination: 1. El Flecha: Flecha was like a house of fire, taking it to every single wrestler he could… but it wasn’t enough to stop the onslaught of Big Koch and Big Beautiful Selena as they double teamed him and eventually, eliminated him.
2. Nelly Angel: Nelly was also trying really hard, mostly to impress the students of the Graham Family Academy… but the funny thing about it… is that he started getting really itchy. Mostly in his feet. He removed his boot to check… and found that someone had put ANTS in his boots!! Now, who would’ve done that…? We got our answer as we heard laughter erupt from the front row, and we panned over to see Owen Mansfield, Graham Family student and the Academy’s resident prankster, standing in the audience, laughing his ass off. Nelly yelled at him for pranking him while he was in a match… which results in his elimination at the hands of a clubbing blow from Draco Cutler. Nelly was PISSED and he told Owen that “it’ll be 500 push-ups for this!” to which Owen responded: “Worth it!”
3. Draco Cutler: Shortly after Draco’s elimination of Nelly, Selena snuck up on him, lifted him up and just dumped him over the Top Rope, sending him crashing to the outside.
4. Rupert Hamish: Rupert Hamish had been allied with Eddie Evans all throughout the match, and they’d double teamed most of the competition… but all it took was one Least Effort from Big Koch… and Rupert’s hopes and dreams of chasing that Openweight championship were over, and he was leaving Canada empty-handed.
5. “Big” Koch Knocher: Big Koch had been doing relatively well for himself throughout the match, eliminating mainstays like El Flecha and Rupert Hamish… but all it took for him to be outed from the match was one Total ASS-imilation (Rear View) from Selena Firehouse, and he was send toppling over that top rope.
6A: Paul Wilson: Man oh man, did Paul Wilson put up a fight! Every single person in that ring learned to look out for the guy and I think he may’ve even earned the respect of the fans… but alas, Zakk Swann would be the one to eliminate Paul Wilson with an over the top rope dive while Wilson was propped up on the ring apron (with Zakk also eliminating himself in the process).
6B: Zakk Swann.
Only three competitors remained in the match: Eddie Evans, Kiran Link and Big Beautiful herself, Selena Firehouse. Who would walk out the victor?
7: Eddie Evans: Eddie would be eliminated when, after Selena worked her magic and somehow managed to charm Kiran Link, her and Kiran would team up to try and eliminate Eddie Evans. Eddie put up a damn good fight, though, and surprisingly, he wasn’t afraid to hit a girl if it meant 1. Protecting himself from some “Double Team Action” and 2. If it meant winning the goddamn match. He would try to eliminate Kiran, but Kiran wound up reversing it and catapulting Eddie over that top rope.
Final Elimination. Selena Firehouse: Selena would then try to sneak up on Kiran and dump him over the top rope… but Kiran would instead kick her in the face and send her flying back to the opposite side of the ring. This pissed Selena off and she would then take the opportunity to run straight for Kiran, in hopes of whooping his ass and eliminating him from this match… but that wouldn’t happen. Instead, Kiran would pull the top rope down and Selena would be sent flying over the Top Rope.
DING DING DING
Winner: Kiran Link
Post-Match:
Kiran would celebrate with Wayne Graham, Ava Cannon and Solomon Graham, who came out to congratulate him on winning the match.
“Pal… you’ve earned this title shot, and you’ve earned my respect! Well done, kid. Well done.”
Eddie remained at ringside and even helped Selena to her feet. Eddie then urged her to enter the ring with him and congratulate Kiran, for a victory well-earned. They then entered the ring and both of them shook hands with Kiran and wished him good luck in his future title match, before Sol and Eddie would raise Kiran’s hand in sweet, SWEET… victory!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 14:34:54 GMT -5
CHEYENNE - The following contest is the FWA Pot of Gold match!!!!
Big pop from the fans. And then…
The trumpets and the lyrics of "U Mad?" by Vic Mensa feat. Kanye West is heard as the crowd anticipate the entrance of the Wrestling's Prince. The camera focuses on the projector that shows an animation of the Canadian flag waving in black and white.
"Ooh I don't need y'all either Ooh don't wanna talk about it Ooh like I don't, like I don't know nobody Like I don't know nobody I guess I don't!"
The Canadian flag is then replaced by a silver crown with the words, "Wrestling Prince" written underneath in big bold letters.
"Oh you mad, huh? Oh you mad, huh? Oh you mad, huh?"
Jimmy Williams finally makes his presence known as he burst out of the curtains. He spreads the fingers of his right hand and stares at it before forming a fist and punching the air.
CHEYENNE - Introducing first, from KINGston, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 240 lbs, he is “The Prince of Wrestling” JIMMYYYY WILLLIAMS!!!!!!
Jimmy then jogs to the ring while talking trash about his opponents. Once he enters the ring, he does his signature pose again before taunting to the fans some more and proclaiming that FWA is his kingdom.
The first seconds of "The Greatest Show" are merely shots of 50s and 60s Vegas accompanying it before Blair appears to a chorus of boos, cracking his knuckles and neck before storming down to the ring, looking less than impressed and far more disgusted with his surroundings.
CHEYENNE - And the opponents, first from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 232 lbs, BLAIR!!! SIGMA!!!!
His ring jacket shines under the lights as he tosses it down and stands in his corner, actually yawning as his music fades.
The lights dim and the driving sirens of Gasoline by Porcelain and the Tramps echo throughout the arena. When the line “I'm highly flammable” plays the come back up to reveal 'The Tiger of FWA' F.M. Young standing in the 'Wonder Woman' pose, arms crossed over her chest, her head down chin resting between her fists. FM stands still like this for a moment, before lifting her head and taking an archer’s pose, roaring at the crowd! Young breaks the pose and struts down the walk way, popping her neck. She stops again in the middle of the ramp and thumps her chest with her fists rapidly, shouting 'CAGED UP ANIMAL!'
CHEYENNE - And, from Seville, Spain, weighing in at 206 lbs, she is the Tiger of the FWA… F. M. YOOOUNG!!!!!
The Big Woman starts moving again, slapping hands with fans along the way. FM gets to the ring and leaps up the steps, leaping up to the top turn buckle where she takes up the archers pose again as the crowd cheers. The Tiger jumps down into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle, doing the Wonder Woman pose, before leaping down and finding a ring rope to lean against.
"Seven Sisters" by Celldweller hits as the lights turn a dark shade of blue and aquamarine in the area. A white fog bellows from the stage and a figure slowly emanates from said fog. This figure is seen wearing a jacket, of some kind, as well as some kind of mask. We can’t really make it out, but soon, the lights come up as the figure makes an open armed pose. It is revealed to be that of Puerto Rican Lucha wrestling sensation, Angel Fuerza!
CHEYENNE - And his opponent, from Carolina, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 203 lbs, “El Santo Del Puerto Rico” Angel Fuerza!!!!
He is wearing a leather jacket and he turns around, revealing that on the back is the name “Fuerza” written in a custom font. He turns back around, looking around the arena at the fans, who are all screaming his name. He nods to them, before turning and running towards the ring. Upon reaching the ringside area, he leaps onto the ring apron, quickly wipes his feet before stepping into the ring.
“Inside Looking Out” by The Spiders hits and Sanada Inoki walks out, raising his hand before making his way to the ring. On his way down, he slaps the hands of a few of the fans, but he seems somewhat out of it. Regardless, he manages to make his way to ringside, climbs up onto the ring apron and wipes his feet before stepping through the ropes.
CHEYENNE - And next, hailing from Fukuoka, Fukuoka, Japan, weighing in at 228 lbs… SANADA INOKI!!!!
Sanada then climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arm once again, before getting down from the turnbuckle and awaiting the rest of the opponents.
The slow start to "Somewhat Damaged" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play, all lights bring their focus to the stage as the curtains fly open and out walks Devon Ryker. Devon stretches his arms out and leans back, letting out a loud roar before fixating himself up straight and rolls his shoulders.
CHEYENNE - And, from New York City, NY, weighing in at 224 lbs, he is “The American Bastard”... DEVON RYKER!!!!!
He begins to make his way to the ring in a fast pace before making his way to ringside, walking around the squared circle and then rolling under the bottom rope. He pops back to his feet and climbs the ropes, looking out to the crowd and into the camera with a shit-eating grin on his face and his tongue hanging from his mouth.
The arena lights suddenly cut off, plunging the arena into darkness. After a pause of around five seconds, then the start of Tool's "Stinkfist" begins to play. Twin white spotlights flash into life and begin scanning around the arena in a seemingly random pattern, illuminating parts of the ring, the entranceway, the commentary desk and the audience as the riff of the song continues to build, then slowly come together in the middle of the aisle and slowly pan up towards the ramp spotlighting "The Future" Lee Stevens at the 30 second mark, who stands at the mouth of the entrance way, staring out across the crowd with a look of determination. He slowly raises the Triad three finger hand gesture and then begins his way to the ring, the spotlight following him down.
CHEYENNE - And, currently residing in Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 199 pounds, he is The Marvel of the Modern Era--- Lee Stevens!!!
Stevens walks down the ramp slowly. He soaks up the hero worship waves of his Smark cheering section at ringside, before sliding in under the ropes, going right for the opposite corner, throwing up the TRIAD Hand gesture to a rousing amount of cheers. The houselights fading back up as he does so. Lee hops off the ropes, and walks to the hard camera before stretching his arms out, fingers waving, before striking a hard bicep pose, then snapping his hand down, pointing to his abs. He finishes his pose then turns to await his opponent.
But just as soon as those house lights come back, they’re gone yet again… this time, the arena is plunged into absolute and pure DARKNESS. And only a single red spotlight appears on the stage, which is now surrounded in smoke that, due to the red lighting, is made to look red.
Then, “Final Bowser Battle” hits and the perfect blend of orchestral and rock music hits as two Moon Troops come out onto the stage and kneel. Then… out comes The Dark Invader. Finally, we see him in person. Dressed head to toe in a black robe, the helmet he wears resembles that of Kylo Ren. He looks up and at the ring, and what we see are none other than two red dots, staring daggers at the ring.
CHEYENNE - And their opponent, hailing from The Shadow Side, weighing in at 279 lbs… THE DARK!!!! IIIIINVADER!!!!!!
The Dark Invader slowly makes his way to ringside, being flanked by his Moon Troopers. The fans shout at him, calling him a nerd for getting a custom avatar made to troll people on the internet, but Invader quickly shuts them down by using the Shadow Side of the Force to choke them until they pass out. Upon reaching ringside, Dark climbs the ring apron slowly but surely, before stepping between the ropes and entering the ring. He stares daggers at each opponent currently in the ring. And then…
As the lights blacken in the arena, the sound of bar chatter begins to ring out. After a few seconds of this, the sound of a glass bottle breaking plays, and the opening guitar of How Many Walls begins to play, and Vic appears right outside the curtain, back facing the ring, holding up his hands in a “V” and a “W”. When the lyrics kick in, he spins around to face the ring and the audience.
CHEYENNE - And their opponent, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, weighing in at 188 lbs… VIC!!! WHEELER!!!!!
He stands around until the second verse kicks in, visibly working himself up for the match ahead. Once he begins moving again, he sprints down to the ring and slides in. After jumping back to his feet, he throws up the “VW” gesture once more before making his way to his corner.
All the combatants are in the ring, but there’s only one of them missing. The mystery entrant.
CHEYENNE - And now, it is time to introduce the mystery entrant!
All nine wrestlers in that ring turn their heads to the entrance curtain. Which is when…
“All Gold Everything” by Trinidad James hits and the fans go berserk. They seemingly didn’t realize they wanted this until now, and now is when they got it. The return… of DeShawn Pelletier!!!
CHEYENNE - And the mystery entrant, hailing from Laval, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 256 lbs… DESHAWN!!! PELLETIER!!!!!
The announcement comes, but DeShawn is nowhere to be found. The other combatants look confused, as do the fans and even Cheyenne. The music slowly fades out, and Chey’ tries one more time.
CHEYENNE - I said… DESHAWN!!! PELLEEEEETIER!!!!!!!
But DeShawn is still nowhere. And then, we figure out why…
On the Titantron, a video is shown of Ian Dempsey and the rest of the American Nightmare (Draco Cutler, Tony Randell and Ed Justice) beating down on DeShawn Pelletier, with Draco yelling down at him that “YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO COME BACK, DAMMIT!!!!” before grabbing a steel chair and CRACKING it over DeShawn’s back. In the lower right corner, a caption reads “Earlier Today”. The fans boo, and the booing only intensifies when…
“DNA” by Joyner Lucas hits and out comes Donald Dream, who has the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. They did this on purpose. Got Draco riled up, only to use him to remove DeShawn Pelletier from this match, so that Donald Dream may take his place in the match. Donald starts off walking, but then that waling builds up to a fast walk, and then it turns into running, until eventually, Dream hops onto the apron, running back and forth and then shaking the ropes, before stepping into the ring. At which point, he goes right after Vic Wheeler and the match begins.
Match 5: The FWA Pot of Gold match (Essentially, it is our Money In The Bank: The Pot of Gold is suspended above the ring and you gotta climb the ladder and unhook it to win) Competitors in the match: Jimmy Williams Blair Sigma FM Young Angel Fuerza Sanada Inoki Devon Ryker Lee Stevens The Dark Invader Vic Wheeler Donald Dream Time conditions: N/A
This one was off the fuckin’ charts! At moments, it looked like FM could win, like Sigma could, and at one moment, Devon Ryker almost won. Donald Dream was about to win when he nearly retrieved the pot… but he was stopped when the man who was ultimately supposed to appear as the Mystery Entrant, DeShawn Pelletier, entered the ring with a chair and cracked Dream across the back with it, resulting in Dream falling nearly 20 feet through a stack of tables. The ultimate winner of the match was none other than the Prince of Wrestling himself, Jimmy Williams, after retrieving the Pot of Gold!
Winner: Jimmy Williams This contest was about 15:36 long
Post-Match:
Jimmy Williams celebrated atop the ladder… before getting down from the ladder and proceeding to SMASH the Golden Cauldron over anyone’s head that came into Jim’s sight, before making his swift exit.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 14:37:53 GMT -5
CHEYENNE - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the FWA Canadian championship!!!!
"Tear It Up" by Queen kicks in as Ryu Matsumura walks out from the back, sporting all four championship belts around his neck. He rubs chalk dust in his hands as he and handler, Oshi Nakazawa, make their way to the ring.
CHEYENNE - Introducing first, hailing from Niigata, Japan, weighing in at 320 lbs… “The King of Bushidô" RYU MATSUMURA!!!!!!
He's wearing simple black calf high boots, black shin and knee pads, and black tights. He also wears a black, red and silver FWA T-Shirt on the way to the ring. He reaches the end of the ring level ramp, wipes his shoes on the apron and steps into the ring. The streams fly from all directions as he raises his right hand, extending the #1 finger. At which point… all the lights in the arena go out.
We hear “Levitate” by twenty one pilots, signifying one thing. The Nightmare Machine, Brad Lennox, is here. The single spotlight shines over him and we see him surrounded by FWA personnel, from security to medical staff to job guys who haven’t made their debuts yet (in fact, I’m pretty sure that one of them is SHW Trainee, Jonathan Boone).
CHEYENNE - And the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 278 lbs… “THE NIGHTMARE MACHINE” BRAD!!!! LENNOX!!!!!!!
We see that he is wearing a zip up hoodie. He bounces up and down before walking down to the ring. On the way, he bumps fists with some of the fans and slaps their hands, too. When he gets to the ring, he leaps onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes. When he is in the ring, he simply stands in his corner, staring across at Ryu Matsumura.
Referee Edgar Brown checks both men, before calling for the bell.
DING DING DING
Match 6: FWA Canadian championship “The Nightmare Machine” Brad Lennox vs. "The King of Bushido" Ryu Matsumura (C) Official: Edgar Brown Time conditions: 30 min. Time limit
This one is very much what we would expect from a Mats match. Brad brings the fire, attempting everything he can, but Mats completely no-sells it. Knee Strikes, Elbow Strikes, he even attempts to lift the big man off the ground… but it doesn’t work. It’s all in vain, and instead, Mats tosses him about the ring like some kinda ragdoll.
But Brad has had enough and he gets up, also able to withstand a large amount of pain… but humiliation? Nah. At that moment, he has a decision to make: Take the high road and continue to battle with honour, or do what so many other idiots have done… and slap Mats across the face, in order to earn a massive beating. Well, given that Brad knows exactly what’s up… he takes the high road.
Brad then decides to go after Mats’ legs, trying to take the big man off his feet once again. He bites the leg, tries to lift it, and he even tries to sweep the leg… which WORKS and Mats comes crashing down!!! Everyone in that building pops and Brad can’t believe it! In that moment… Brad takes advantage, getting on top and pounding away on Mats!
But Mats puts a stop to that right fuckin’ quick with a SMACK right to the gob! Brad goes flying off and Mats is quickly back on his feet. Mats then pulls Brad back up to his feet and intends to end it with the BIG Knee… but Brad DUCKS it!
He then grabs the leg and gets him in the Calfkiller… but then stretches it into the MKO (Modified STF, where he gets his opponent in a Calf Killer-esque scenario, but then reaches up and grabs his opponent’s head, bringing him/her forward and crunching his/her spine until he/she taps out.) He continues to wrench it back, wrenching and wrenching but Mats refuses to give up or tap out!!! Brad continues to wrench it and Mats has nowhere to go. Brad wrenches and wrenches and stretches and stretches… until he grows tired and can stretch no more, thus letting go of the hold. Mats slowly gets back to his feet, slightly staggered by what’s just happened.
Mats goes for the pin… but at 2½, Brad’s shoulder SHOOTS up! When it does, Mats grabs Brad’s arm, pulls him up to his feet and goes for the Knee… but again Brad dodges it, going behind and getting Mats in the Ripcord position, before shoving him out and going for the Bringer Of Rain (Rainmaker)... but NO!!!! Mats doesn’t go down!!! And now, Brad is on his knees, center of the ring and nowhere to go. He yells at Mats to end it. “C’mon… what’re you waiting for...? I know I can’t beat you… but I’m willing to die trying!!!” at which point Mats NAILS the BIG Knee and goes for the pin!
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Winner: Ryu Matsumura by pinfall
Post-Match:
After the match, with all the belts in tow, Mats grabs Brad and lifts him up to his feet and raises his hand, before bowing for his efforts. Brad nods in thanks… but then collapses back on the ground. Mats has already started the process of making his exit and now, Brad is being helped to the back by staff and personnel.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 14:41:59 GMT -5
“Death Of Me” hits, completely skipping the intro to the song. Out through the curtain bursts “The Franchise” Ian Dempsey with a huge smirk on his face. He is clearly hyped up and has energy (so much that he’s yelling “WOO!!” and “YEAH, BABAY!!”), but the fans reject him because of his arrogant demeanor (a demeanor that might remind you of AJ Styles as Ric Flair’s mini-me back in the day, but done well because Ian doesn’t value the same things AJ does).
CHEYENNE - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SHW Heritage championship!!! Introducing first the challenger, hailing from Anywhere but Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 216 lbs… he is “The Franchise” IIIIAAAAAN DEMPSEEEYYY!!!!
When he hears the fans booing, he removes his shades, puts them in his jacket pocket and yells that “You ALL paid to see ME!! ME and NO ONE ELSE!!” The booing intensifies. He just shakes his head and leaps onto the ring apron. He almost steps into the ring, but stops to wipe his feet on the apron before doing so. He then steps inside the ring, doing an open armed pose for the fans, but gets nothing but jeers and boos. He waves them off and gets into his corner, waiting for Ashlee LeCroix. And then...
"Like A Prayer" by H2:O begins as Ashlee LeCroix comes out first dressed like a nun she is holding her hands in a prayer like motion as the music slows down the lights go out and only leaves a spotlight on Ashlee. The light turns pink as the nun robe is ripped away, revealing the SHW Heritage championship around her waist. She skips to the ring, stopping only to tease a handsome looking fan only to turn him down and say she is to remain Pure.
CHEYENNE - And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 112 lbs, she is the current SHW Heritage champion… “The Technical Virgin” ASHLEE!!! LEEEEECROIX!!!!
The male fans have to start booing her since her previous transgression against that handsome fan, but they quickly change their minds as she sets one leg on the apron and then she lifts her other leg up and does the splits as she slides under the bottom rope with her nearly bottomless rear is exposed for all to see which incites cheers from the men and boos from the ladies.
DING DING DING
MATCH 7: SHW HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH “The Franchise” Ian Dempsey vs. “The Technical Virgin” Ashlee LeCroix (C) Official: ??? (Masked Ref) Time conditions: 30 min. Time limit
This contest is incredibly one-sided, with Ian pulling out every dirty trick in the book, all the while the mysterious masked referee does absolutely nothing to stop him, instead opting to stand around, either twiddling his thumbs, whistling while intentionally turning a blind eye to Dempsey’s antics, or literally standing around with his thumb up his ass. All the while, Dempsey takes as much of an advantage as he can possibly get and is able to maintain control throughout most of this contest.
That is… until Ashlee finds an opening and takes it, taking control away from Ian and using her superior in-ring prowess to gain the upper hand… only for the masked referee to suddenly realize he has a job to do when he keeps a very close eye on Ashlee, and even reprimands her for breaking the rules… despite the fact that she wasn’t even breaking any rules. It gets to such a point where she decides that she’s gonna find out who this clown behind the ref mask is. But… she’s distracted when the mysterious man in black makes yet another appearance, this time being flanked by Skitzo!, Maximus Cage, Draco Cutler and Tony Randell.
Ashlee beckons for the mysterious man in black to come down to the ring (as well as his flunkies)... but they turn down her offer, instead staying at the top of the ramp and slowly clapping. Ashlee shows signs of confusion. Why aren’t they coming anywhere near the ring? Well, her question is quickly answered when Dempsey rolls her up and grabs a handful of panties, with his feet on the ropes. The masked referee then counts… but WAIT!
1.2.3!!!
DING DING DING
Winner: Ian Dempsey by pinfall
The ref then gets to his feet, exits the ring, grabs the Heritage title and hands it to Dempsey, before motioning for him to leave the ring. The two men then turn tail and run back up the ramp, meeting up with Solar, Butcher and the mysterious man at the top. The four men then celebrate at the top of the ramp, and the referee removes his mask to reveal that it is none other… than Matt Noble. The seven men retreat to the back, when Ashlee realizes what’s just happened… and she. Is. PISSED!!! She starts off walking very fast up the ramp, but eventually she sprints to the back, not wanting to lose these guys.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 14:51:06 GMT -5
CHEYENNE - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the FWA Television championship!!!
Big pop from the fans. And then…
"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART..AND YOU'RE TO BLAME. DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME..."
The intro of "Shot Through The Heart" by Atreyu blares out of the PA system and then the audience sings along to the last part of the intro...
"FUCK YOUUUUUUU"
As soon as we hear that, "Beautiful and Dangerous" Ava Cannon steps out of the curtains with a sick smile on her face. Her manager Wayne Graham and her Young Lion/Dragon Kiran Link trailing behind her as Ava Cannon does squats like Dakota Kai does in her entrance before doing her Cannon shot taunt.
CHEYENNE - Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 130 lbs… “Beautiful and Dangerous” AVAA CAAAANNONN!!!!!
She then struts to the ring confidently while ignoring the crowd. Once she enters the ring, Ava jogs around the ring and pounds her chest repeatedly, psyching herself up while Wayne Graham claps for his prized client and telling sponsors to call him. After Ava does her taunt, Kiran gives her a Gatorade bottle and Ava takes a sip of it before tossing it back to her Young Lion and then receives some encouraging words from Wayne as the theme song fades.
The sounds of Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" begins to play out through the PA System as the lights flow through the arena before shining down onto the stage.
"NIGHTMARE!"
And standing at the stage is Liam Bradley. Sporting the black fur coat, the plague doctor mask and holding his signature black umbrella, as he slowly turns to show off his clothing attire for everyone to see and wrapped around his waist is the FWA Television championship, shining brightly to the house lights. He points his umbrella out to the crowd before making his way down the ramp.
CHEYENNE - And her opponent, hailing from Nottingham, United Kingdom, weighing in at 170 lbs, he is the FWA Television champion… “The Villain” LIAM BRADLEY!!!!!
"DRAGGED YA DOWN BELOW DOWN TO THE DEVIL'S SHOW TO BE HIS GUEST FOREVER PEACE OF MIND IS LESS THAN EVER"
He makes his way to ringside and climbs up the steel steps, walking along the apron before brushing his feet on it and then entering the ring. He raises his umbrella up high for everyone to see and then takes off the mask from his face. He heads into his corner and places his umbrella and mask on the ring mat, h unstraps his championship belt and kisses the main center plate and then handing it to the referee before turning and awaiting for his opponent.
Match 8: FWA Television championship match Ava Cannon w/Wayne Graham vs. “The Villain” Liam Bradley (C) Official: Edgar Brown Time conditions: 30 min. Time limit
This contest is very straightforward, as Ava shows why she deserves to be champion and why she is “Beautiful and Dangerous”, as she nearly takes out Liam on quite a few occasions. She tries so many times, making several pin attempts, but every time, he kicks out. Ava then resorts to trying to force him to tap out, locking in several different submissions to try and tap Liam out… but each time, he manages to wriggle out of them.
Then, after a few tricks of his own, Liam takes control out of Ava’s hands and keeps Ava on her toes with his various different strikes. It works, surprisingly, and Ava, while looking for an opening, is also trying to Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge Liam’s offense. After a good while of Liam keeping control, Ava catches him off guard and SLAPS him back down.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE MATCH: At one point, as the two are exchanging shots (Liam being booed, Ava being cheered)... and at one point, Ava punches Liam so hard he goes flying to the outside. As Liam is getting up and as the referee is counting, Ava builds up some momentum, gets the crowd cheering and then, when Liam gets back to his feet, Ava runs towards the ropes, leaps over the Top Rope and NAILS Liam with a Superwoman Punch!!!!
The Finish:
After they head back into the ring, Ava grabs hold of him and locks in the Vegas Lights (Banks’ Statement) and sinches it in tight. She keeps it locked in, while in the middle of the ring. Liam Bradley has nowhere to go! He tries to crawl towards the ropes, but he can’t. It seems as though he’s lost the strength… but then…
“HEY!!!! YOU!!! Yeah, you!!! Let go of that submission hold immediately!!!”
Once again, the mysterious man dressed in black has appeared!! This time flanked by the new Heritage champion, Ian Dempsey, Draco Cutler and Ed Justice with his red megaphone. Ed yells over the megaphone. Ava then lets go of the hold and gets to her feet, confused by this whole ordeal.
ED JUSTICE (over the Megaphone) “Ava, read this contract signed by you!!! It states that “In your Television title match, you are BANNED from utilizing the Vegas Lights submission hold under ANY circumstances"! Which means that YOU, should be DISQUALIFIED from this match!!!”
Ava and Wayne Graham are extremely confused… but she has no time to think as Liam Bradley gets her into the Argentine Clutch and flips her into the GTS, which knocks Ava out cold and she crumples to the mat. At that point, Liam goes for the pin, and Edgar Brown reluctantly counts.
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Winner (AND STILL FWA Television champion): “The Villain” Liam Bradley by pinfall
Post-Match:
Ian whispers something into the man in black’s ear… and the man waves towards the ring. At which point, Ian smiles, directing Draco and Justice to follow him. The three men then run down to the ring, slide in and start stomping away on Ava. At some point, Ian even takes his Heritage title belt and starts flogging Ava with it.
At this point, Liam has already retrieved his belt and is trying to leave as Justice is scraping with Wayne Graham on the outside, trying to prevent him from getting into the ring to save his client. Meanwhile, Draco and Ian urge Liam to join them in beating Ava down. Liam doesn’t really seem interested in that, but Dempsey and Draco refuse to allow Liam to leave until he does what they say…
“After all… we helped you get that belt, we helped you retain it and we can just as well TAKE IT AWAY from you!!!”
Liam doesn’t take too kindly to those words… but he says “Fine… grab the umbrella.”
“SWEET!” Dempsey replies, and he then exits the ring, grabs Liam’s umbrella, rolls back into the ring and hands it to Liam.
Upon receiving it, Liam holds it high above his head, clearly looking to crack Ava across the back with it. Dempsey and Draco are so confident that their guards are down and they’re both extremely confident that they have the Villain on their side… that is, until Liam turns around and CRACKS Dempsey with the umbrella, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!! The blow bumps Ian, pops the fans and makes it clear: Liam is not with the mysterious man in black, whoever he may be.
Draco is shocked by this action, asking Liam what the hell he’s doing. To which Liam responds by jabbing Draco in the stomach with the tip of the umbrella, and then CRACKING it across his back! Ed Justice, after hearing the commotion and seeing some of what just happened, yells at Liam through the megaphone that…
“YOU’LL BE SORRY YOU CROSSED THE BOSS, YOU BASTARD!!!”
Before entering the ring… only to get cracked with the umbrella himself. At this point, Liam grabs his belt and finally makes his exit.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 14:59:50 GMT -5
The lights dim as a laser light show begins, “Dance Pants” by The Push begins as two figures emerge on either side of the ramp snap their fingers to the song, before dancing it up as the lights go up to the duo of Jimmy Reynolds and Timmy McDermott, The Push! CHEYENNE - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a No. 1 Contendership match to the FWA Canadian Tag Team championship!!! Approaching the ring, hailing from Scranton, Pennsylvania, weighing in at a combined weight of 395 lbs… Jimmy Reynolds, Timmy McDermott… THEEEEEE PUSH!!!!!!With an arsenal of cheesy 80s dance moves, they make their way to the ring to nothing but thunderous applause, entering the ring and scaling turnbuckles as they yell out “We want YOU to want..US!” They fling their Cory Hart inspired sunglasses into the crowd as they hug each other before the match begins, their music fading out. Then… after all that Pomp and Circumstance… out comes Tom The Butcher. All by himself, with no entrance music. Then, suddenly, out comes a man dressed in black. Black pants, black boots, black gloves and black elbow pads. He also has black hair that’s down to his neck and a little bit of facial hair growing. He stands next to Tom The Butcher, with a microphone in hand. He raises said microphone to his lips and it’s clear that he intends to speak. “For those of you who don’t know just who I am, well… I suppose I’ll tell you. My name… is Adam Solar. If the name “Solar” sounds familiar, it should. See… My father is the legendary Arizona Chance, who also went by the name... Chance Solar…”Massive pop from the fans. They seem to be familiar with this Arizona Chance fellow. “And my mother was Sgt. Shipley. But, for all intents and purposes, I look to carve my own legacy and make my own impact. Because you see, my father and my mother PANDERED to you mouthbreathers!! They PANDERED to you because they knew YOU would feed their egos and delude them into believing that they were something special!! While I, on the other hand… don’t need you to convince me NOR do I need your approval! I do things MY way and nobody else’s… and speaking of which…”He smirks slightly… before turning and NAILING Tom The Butcher with a DEVASTATING Lariat!!! As soon as Tom hits the metal ground beneath his feet, Adam kneels down to meet Tom’s dazed and confused eyes. “Thomas… I’m afraid your services in the American Nightmare are no longer needed. Appreciated as they were… instead, I found myself a much more reliable partner. And her name… is Commander Phantom!!!”At which point, this thing emerges from the entrance curtain: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671911056599416833/761732756068761610/Commander_Phantom.jpgThis “woman” (if you can even call it that) is REALLY tall (about 6’6”, if your humble narrator’s estimate is correct) and she has this… sinister demeanor about her. As in, she walks slowly. Oh so slowly, and her emotions are hidden behind that soulless mask she wears. Adam stomps down on Tom a few more times, before eventually taking his place in front of Commander Phantom. The fans aren’t sure what to make of this sight. The son of two beloved legends… reduced to this: A sociopathic monster. CHEYENNE - And their opponents, representing the American Nightmare… Adam Solar and Commander Phantom!!!!The fans boo as both of them enter the ring. Adam by sliding in under the bottom rope and Commander by stepping over the top rope (for context, she steps onto the middle rope, steps over the top rope on the middle rope on the inside of the ring, then steps over the top rope and lands on the mat, feet first). Adam gets in his corner and Phantom goes to the ring apron. After checking both legal men (Timmy and Adam), referee Glenn Morgan calls for the bell. DING DING DINGMatch 9: No. 1 Contendership to the FWA Canadian Tag Team championship The Push (Jimmy Reynolds and Timmy McDermott) vs. The American Nightmare (Adam Solar and Commander Phantom) Official: Glenn Morgan Time limit: 30 min.This Tag Team contest is absolutely wild. Adam Solar and Commander Phantom break the rules constantly, despite not really needing to do so (seeing as they have both the size and the skills necessary to win clean). Meanwhile, The Push not only tries to turn the match into a Dance Off, but also essentially humiliates the son of Arizona Chance and his cohort by dancing around them at every single turn. This goes on for minutes until eventually, Adam grows weary of playing this cat and mouse game and decides he wants to end it. He whips Jimmy Reynolds off the ropes and goes for the Last Crusade (Irish Whip Rebound Discus Lariat -- adopted from his father)... but Jimmy ducks it and tags out to Timmy McDermott At which point, Timmy does his usual high flying shiznit, taking Adam on a one-way trip through Dropkick City, Crossbody Village and Hurricanrana Town! Adam has no choice but to tag out to Phantom, who comes in and absolutely obliterates Timmy when he tries that stuff on “her”. Everytime he tries a dropkick, “she” counters into biting the toes of Timmy. Everytime he tries a Crossbody, “she” catches him and military press slams the FUCK outta him. Everytime he tries a Hurricanrana… well, at that point, he’s just clinically insane as he should know what that means. “She” counters into a Powerbomb. HIGHLIGHT OF THE MATCH: Adam Solar and Jimmy Reynolds are back in and Adam Solar is once again looking to end it, this time trying for the Force Chokeslam (Two-Handed Chokebomb)... which he manages to NAIL, and he goes for the pin… but NO!!!! Jimmy kicks out, somehow! The Finish: Adam is absolutely furious, and he pounds on Jimmy for quite a bit until he is eventually forced to stop. At which point, he tags out to Phantom… who gets Jimmy to his feet and locks in the Ode To Freddy Krueger (Iron Claw). And somehow… Jimmy still manages to find a way to fight out of the Iron Claw!! Adam and Phantom are both confused! How is this guy managing to stay alive this long?! At which point, it’s decided: It’s Final Countdown time!!! At which point, Phantom tags Adam back in and Adam NAILS The Force Chokeslam again, before tagging Phantom back in. At which point, they NAIL The Final Countdown (Last Crusade into the Torture Rack Submission). Commander cracks the FUCK outta Jimmy’s back as Adam Solar knocks Timmy off the ring apron with a Spear! As Commander Phantom cracks the back of Jimmy and wrenches it in really tight, Jimmy is forced to tap out, resulting in the American Nightmare picking up the win. DING DING DINGWinners: The American Nightmare (Adam Solar and Commander Phantom) by submission Post-Match: Adam and Phantom continue the beatdown, grabbing Nightsticks from under the ring (those were conveniently placed, huh?) and attempting to brutally assault The Push… at which point, The Bomb Squad come down to ringside, grab the Nightsticks and attempt to beat on Adam and Phantom, who narrowly escape the beatdown. Ryan Graham, Dragon Kojima and Riley Frysco then enter the ring and help the Push out, bringing them to their feet and helping them get outta the ring and to the back.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 15:06:34 GMT -5
The Innovators of Wrestling come out and they are fuckin’ PISSED!!!! They’re kickin’ shit over, they’re throwing stuff, they are just absolutely irate… about something. They make their way down to the ring, kicking the barricade and seemingly threatening the fans. Paulie snatches the microphone from his niece at ringside.
PAULIE - Y’know somethin’...? I am SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE A GODDAMN AFTERTHOUGHT!!!! I mean, here I am, doing my nephew a favour… I come out here and I risk my goddamn HEALTH, not just to entertain you HIPPIES!!!
He says as he points to the audience, eliciting boos from them.
PAULIE - But I also risk my health to earn a paycheck to put towards my granddaughter’s future… and yet, here I am, being DICKED AROUND by my nephew!!! First, you book the GODDAMN DING-DONGS over myself and Dunedin… but then, you have the nerve to not put your foot down and FORCE Platinum Honour to show up and defend their Tag Team championship?!!? HOW DARE YOU, SOLOMON?!?! After EVERYTHING that I have done for you, AFTER EVERYTHING… that I have done for your friends… THIS is how you repay ME?!?! Well, no-fuckin’-more!!! I’m issuing an open challenge RIGHT NOW for ANY team back there to answer!!!!
The fans pop. They wanna see more Tag action, it seems… but it also seems that Paulie’s words have fallen on deaf ears, as nobody answers the challenge.
PAULIE - I see! I’m gonna have to sweeten the deal, aren’t I?! Alright then! This match is gonna be held under Texas Tornado Rules, with No Disqualifications and No Count Outs! Back at the Academy, we call this one a “Graham Special” match. Who’s down?! I’ll even make sure your pay is DOUBLED if you come out here and fight us!
Double pop… but still, no answer.
PAULIE - Alright… I’ll have your pay TRIPLED if you come out here and fight us!!!
Triple pop… but still, no one answers the challenge. Finally, after several times trying… Paul realizes what he must do.
PAULIE - I’m gonna have to REALLY sweeten this deal, aren’t I? Okay. I didn’t wanna do this, but fine, if it means we get to fight…
He then puts a single hand on Dunedin’s shoulder.
PAULIE - Dunedin and I will even put our Contendership spot ON THE LINE!!!!
Dun’ looks absolutely shocked. He didn’t expect that and he doesn’t seem ready for it.
DUNEDIN - Yo, Paul… I didn’t sign up for that!!!
Paulie assures him.
PAULIE - Relax, kid. We’re just beating the shit outta two punks, whoever comes ou---
“Unnatural Born Killer” by Yelawolf hits the sound system, and out come two guys that we haven’t seen on TV in MONTHS… or ever, for that matter. Catfish Billy and Cornbread. Two cousins from Alabama who’re looking to make a splash in the wrestling business. I don’t think Paulie expected these two to show up… but he still seems sure that he and Dunedin will win.
DUNEDIN - And our opponents, hailing from some Trailer Park somewhere in Alamoma, weighing in at Two Biscuits in their mother’s ass… THE SCUMERICANS!!!!
At which point, Catfish and Cornbread run down to the ring, slide in and attack, forcing referee Mark Hill to start the match.
DING DING DING
Match 10: No. 1 Contendership to the SHW Openweight Tag Team championship Graham Special (Texas Tornado Tag, No Disqualifications, No Count Outs) The Innovators of Wrestling vs. The Slumericans Official: Mark Hill Time conditions: 30 min. Time limit
This one is a wild brawl, full of violence to the highest degree. It’s clear that the Innovators are adaptable to this style and it’s clear that so are the Slumericans. Paulie and Dunedin get most of the offense, but in doing so, they get sympathy on the Slumericans and the fans start getting behind the Slummed ones.
Then, after so much of the match is spent eating shit, the Slumericans have had enough and they decide to fight back, utilizing their Street Fighting and Martial Arts styles.
Outside the ring, Catfish Billy and Paulie Graham brawl for a long time, exciting the fans in the front row and putting on one hell of a display. They pull out a few weapons from under the ring, with Paul pulling a Kendo Stick and THWACKING Catfish across the back with it, and Catfish even manages to draw blood from Paulie Graham, after smashing a trash can lid over his head.
Meanwhile, Cornbread and Dunedin Bradley do a lot of cool Martial Arts and Amateur Wrestling stuff in the ring as Dunedin shows why “Mind Over Matter” is the way to go and why his size doesn’t matter. Meanwhile, Cornbread just kicks and chops the shit outta this guy.
The Finish: After Paul and Billy’s brawling brings them back into the ring and both teams are re-united, both teams collide once again, as Dunedin manages to out wrestle Catfish Billy and take him down to the mat, and Cornbread has a stand-off with Paul that ends in Cornbread nailing Paul with the Road Kill (Texas Power Bomb). Dunedin locks Catfish in the Ankle Lock, but Catfish refuses to tap, instead preferring that his ankle be shattered as opposed to giving up. After nailing Paul with the Road Kill, Cornbread breaks up the hold, before grabbing Dunedin and NAILING him with the Doublewide (The Beverly Brothers’ Shaker Heights Spike), at which point Catfish covers Paul and Cornbread covers Dunedin.
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Winners: The Slumericans by pinfall
Post-Match:
The Slumericans celebrate with a beer bath after the match at ringside with fans. They just won their first match in the FWA. They have a damn good reason to be proud.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 15:12:31 GMT -5
Rage Against The Machine’s “Bombtrack” hits and out comes the Bomb Squad, “Reckless” Ryan Graham and Dragon Kojima with their manager, Riley Frysco. Ryan’s got a bit of a swagger to his walk and he slaps the hands of the fans on the way down to the ring. Meanwhile, Dragon’s focus on the ring is unrivaled by any other. Riley is just hyping up his clients.
CHEYENNE - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the FWA Canadian Tag Team championship!!! Introducing first, the challengers being accompanied to the ring by Riley Frysco, wrestling out of Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at a combined weight of 400 lbs, “Reckless” Ryan Graham and Dragon Kojima… THEEEEE BOMB SQUAD!!!!!!!
Upon reaching the ring, both men hop onto the ring apron, before wiping their feet and stepping between the ropes. They pose for the fans in the middle of the ring, before getting in their corner and waiting for the champion.
"King Nothing" by Metallica kicked in and the mood quickly changed. The ALPHA Predator of the FWA stomped out from behind the curtain, accompanied by his agent and representative, Marco Cruze holding up the Tag Team Champions Prize over his head as he walked ALPHA to the ring. The Alpha Predator of the FWA is all fired UP! With crazy eyes ablazed, he glares around the arena and double gorilla chest pounds himself with his fists.
CHEYENNE - And their opponent being accompanied to the ring by Marco Cruze, hailing from Niagara Falls, Ontario, he is the current FWA Canadian Tag Team champion… AAAAALPHAAAAA!!!!!
Alpha leaps up onto the apron, before ducking into the ring and this gorilla of a man double chest pounds and goes into a strongman pose, before roaring across to them that tonight he’s making an example out of them and there’s nothing that they can do about it… but Ryan just smirks, stating that “we’ll see about that…”
DING DING DING
Match 11: FWA Canadian Tag Team championship match The Bomb Squad (Ryan Graham and Dragon Kojima w/Riley Frysco) vs. ALPHA (C) Official: Edgar Brown Edgar Brown has allowed both Ryan Graham and Dragon Kojima to be in the ring at the same time. He might as well, since ALPHA’s just gonna wind up pulling them both in anyways. Time conditions: 60 min. Time limit
And that ruling by the ref actually seems to work out in the Bomb Squad’s favour, as both men immediately duck under and tackle ALPHA’s legs, looking to chop him down at the base and topple the big man. They try and try and try, and they seem to be so overcome by adrenaline that ALPHA’s strikes and attempts to get these two off his legs are failing.
Eventually, they are able to topple him and get him in the Single Leg Boston Crab(Kojima)/Ankle Lock(Ryan) combo. The two veterans wrench their respective holds in really tight, causing ALPHA to do something we’re not used to seeing him do: scream in agony. These two had a game plan coming in and they knew what they had to do. They keep that double hold locked in really, REALLY tight!! Can ALPHA escape?!
He certainly tries, as we see him crawl towards the bottom rope. ALPHA’s agent, Marco Cruze, even urges ALPHA towards the bottom rope, a look of panic on his face. I think even Marco Cruze was surprised to see that these two had done their homework and game prepared to deal with his monster (probably because he’s used to seeing ALPHA kick the shit out of schlubs). But eventually, ALPHA does reach the bottom rope… and he uses that bottom rope, instead of waiting for Edgar Brown to start counting, to get to his feet, climbing the ropes until he has flipped the younger son of Hank Yoshimoru out of the Single Leg Boston Crab and his leg is free to BOOT the eldest Graham son away.
ALPHA’s right pissed now. He’s never had to face such humiliation!! At least, not in FWA. Could this be why Graham brought these two in? To fuck with ALPHA, humiliate him AND tag the Tag belts away? No. ALPHA won’t allow THAT to happen! He flies into full-on rage mode and runs head first towards the Bomb Squad, nailing them BOTH with a Double Lariat, before picking up the youngest of Hank Yoshimoru’s two sons and paint brushing the living fuck outta him, before bieling him with a Hip Toss.
Ryan would’ve met the same fate, if he weren’t an even craftier veteran. Through the power of dirty tricks (Thumb in the Eye, Bite on the Leg, which the ref misses in the commotion and shock of a team that actually took down ALPHA and caused him to fall), Ryan is able to shift the momentum back in the favour of The Bomb Squad. And, of course, Ryan goes right back on the attack of that leg, NAILING it with a clothesline, kicking it, you get the idea. All of it leads up to Ryan locking ALPHA in the Figure 4, after toppling him for a second time with some help from Dragon Kojima.
When Ryan locks in the Figure 4, Dragon locks in the Anaconda Vise. It’s clear what they’re going for now. They don’t just wanna be the guys that beat ALPHA. They wanna be the guys who forced him to give up. They want to be the guys who made him tap out… but alas, that doesn’t happen, as the bell rings, even though Edgar Brown didn’t call for it and ALPHA didn’t give up, either verbally or by tapping out. Edgar then turns his attention to the Timekeeper’s desk, where he sees that the mysterious man in black has returned and has apparently rung the bell, without Edgar’s order.
Edgar and The Mysterious Man are having it out, meanwhile Dragon Kojima and Ryan Graham have let go of their submission holds, to see just what the big idea is. Unbeknownst to them, two more unwanted guests have slipped into the ring, after taking care of Riley Frysco. Those two unwanted guests are named Adam Solar and Commander Phantom… who dispose of Ryan Graham and Dragon Kojima the only way that two dishonourable fucks can: Adam NAILS Ryan with the Force Chokeslam, before lifting him up and NAILING him with the Last Crusade. Meanwhile, Commander Phantom has hit Dragon Kojima with the Waterfall Of Sorrows (Electric Chair Driver), before “she” grabs ALPHA’s arm and drapes it over Dragon’s chest, before both of them make a fast and swift exit from the ring.
When referee Edgar Brown turns around and sees what’s happened, he counts the pin.
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Winner (AND STILL FWA Canadian Tag Team champion): ALPHA by pinfall
Post-Match:
Marco Cruze, now calm and collected, collects the Canadian Tag Team championship belts, wakes his client up, gets him out of the ring and the two men make their way to the back, and now, no signs of the mysterious man or his flunkies remain. All that remain are the knocked out “carcasses” of Ryan Graham, Dragon Kojima and Riley Frysco, who is at ringside.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 15:21:31 GMT -5
Out first comes Alexandria Lopez… but she’s had a bit of a change in theme music, as she is now coming out to “House of Wolves” by My Chemical Romance. Made conspicuous by their absence is the American Nightmare. Isn’t it odd that they wouldn’t accompany Alex to ringside? Ah well. There’s probably a good reason. Either way, Alex makes her way down to ringside, seemingly ignoring the fans as she does.
CHEYENNE - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the SHW Femme Fatale’s championship!!! Approaching the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 195 lbs… ALEXANDRIAAAA LOPEZ!!!!!
Upon reaching the ring, she hops onto the ring apron, wipes her feet, and then steps through the ropes. She then gets into her corner and awaits the champion.
Then… “Dance Apocalyptic” by Janelle Monae hits and out comes the SHW Femme Fatale’s champion, Riley Rouse. They come out with the belt flopped over their shoulder, and on the way down to the ring, they slap the hands of the fans and make it clear that they are here to kick some hilarious ass.
CHEYENNE - And her opponent, from Fort McMurray, Alberta, weighing in at 200 lbs, they are the current SHW Femme Fatale’s champion… RRRRRILEY ROUSE!!!!!!!
Upon hearing the sound of their own name, a sudden burst of energy becomes Riley and they run the rest of the way down the ramp, only to slide into the ring and lock eyes with Alexandria as they get to their feet. They sling the belt back over their shoulder, before backing into their corner.
Upon backing into their corner, the referee for this match (and current Graham Family Student), Georgia Whittmaier retrieves the belt, putting it safely on the ground as she goes to check Alexandria… but Alex waves her off, instead ordering her to...
“Check the Attack Helicopter first!!”
And this elicits an “Ooooohhh…” response from the fans and draws Riley’s attention. They agree to be checked first, but all the while they’re being checked, they looked pissed off. After Georgia is done checking Riley, she checks Alex, who once again gives her grief, telling her to...
“Check that bitch again! You didn’t do a good enough job before!”
But Georgia’s having none of it and she checks Alex for weapons anyways… finding that in her left knee pad, Alex had hidden a roll of quarters!!! No wonder she didn’t wanna be checked! Georgia passes the roll of quarters to an on-hand staff member, who takes it to the back. After that, she calls for the bell and the match starts.
DING DING DING
Match 12: SHW Femme Fatale's championship match Alexandria Lopez vs. Riley Rouse (C) Official: Georgia Whittmaier Time conditions: 30 min. Time limit
In terms of ladies matches, this one just might take the cake. It’s back and forth, with some good action between both the lady and the non-binary. It’s clear that Alex has been training hard and studying Riley’s tapes as she seemingly has Riley’s number at every turn. Riley tries a lariat, Alex ducks and turns it into a Swinging Neckbreaker. Riley tries for a Spear, Alex reverses it into a DDT. Riley tries a Dropkick, Alex catches them and turns it into a Texas Cloverleaf.
BUT… Riley does take control back eventually, seeing as she is the veteran in this situation and she does have a lot more wherewithal and staying power. Riley smacks Alex around, beating her senseless, until hitting The Dodecahedron (SOS) and going for the pin… only for Alex to KICK OUT!!! At which point, Riley gets Alex back to her feet and hits Alex with the Sonic Screwdriver (Spinning Neck Breaker), before once again going for the pin… but Alex STILL kicks out!!!
HIGHLIGHT OF THE MATCH: At this point, Riley looks to end it and they wait in the corner, beckoning for Alex to get up. Clearly, they’re setting up for Bored Now! (Trouble In Paradise). As Alex gets to her feet, she turns around. At which point, Riley tries to hit Bored Now... but NO!!!! Alex grabs Riley’s leg, takes them down and locks in the Boston Crab!!!
Riley tries so hard to break out of the Crab, but Alex REFUSES to let it go! Riley has nowhere to go and is SCREAMING in agony as Alex wrenches it harder! At this point, Riley does their best to crawl about the ring, trying to reach the ropes. Eventually… THEY DO!!! THEY REACH THE ROPE-ESS!!!!!
The Finish: After both woman and non-binary get to their feet, Riley tries once again for Bored Now… but again, Alex dodges it. When she does, she immediately locks Riley in the Eye Of The Beholder (Hatakajime)... but NO!!!! Riley escapes it and… BORED NOW!!!!! BORED NOW!!!!! They go for the pin!!!
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DING DING DING
Winner: Riley Rouse by pinfall
Post-Match:
Not much happens, but we notice that Alex is NOT happy. It’s clear that she wants another shot, and she makes that clear to Riley while Riley is making their exit.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 16:01:24 GMT -5
“Unforgettable” by Nicholas Hill / Glenn Herweijer / Ben Sumner kicks in and out walks Lincoln “ACE” Alexander, dressed in shiny black pants over wrestling tights, boots and pads that come up to his knees and his cool guy leather jacket and blacked out shades. His hair is perfectly quaffed, not a single piece out of place.
CHEYENNE - The following contest scheduled for one fall, is for the SHW Openweight championship!!! Introducing first, from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 195 lbs… Lincoln ACE ALEEEEEXANDER!!!!!
He pops the collar on his jacket and looks around the arena and smirks at the fans and their various chants as he swags himself down to the ring. He takes a moment to scope out a pretty girl at ringside and lets her kiss him on the cheek. He smirks after the kiss and he running belly slides into the ring, skidding to a stop in the center and ending in a pose like this: (https://i.ibb.co/tzwT9Tn/Linc.jpg).
Yin Yang” by USS played in the first SHW Openweight Champion, Skylar Noah, with the SHW Openweight belt over his shoulder. He comes down the ramp. The fans boo him, but being the face of SHW that he was, he ignores it and instead, does his job, being the clean cut good guy that he is. He raises a single arm above his head as he walks, only for the fans to boo him.
CHEYENNE - And his opponent, hailing from the Heavenly Skies, weighing in at 265 lbs… “The Adonis” SKYLER NOAH!!!!
Upon reaching the ring, Skyler climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the apron and steps through the ropes. He stands across from ACE as ACE talks a bit of trash and Skyler just takes it. At this moment, an unwanted guest appears at ringside. That unwanted guest is none other than Lyle Graham, Jr. Noah tells him to stay out of this, and that this is between him and this dumb kid! Lyle says that he’s only here to spectate. After checking both men, Glenn Morgan signals for the bell.
DING DING DING
Match 13: SHW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ACE Alexander vs. “The Adonis” Skyler Noah © Official: Glenn Morgan Time Limit: 30 min.
Skylar reached the ring and immediately Ace was all over Lyle calling him a fraud and a loser and daring him to get into the ring. Referee Glenn Morgan called for the bell and Skylar quickly took advantage of the visual distraction, attacking Ace from behind. Choking him with his boot over the bottom ropes, Noah would back away drawing in the referees attention allowing Lyle Jr. to blast Ace with a sharp right hand.
The champ would catch the challenger with a dropkick, then boot shove the challenger from the ring to the floor. Glenn Morgan warns him about sending ACE to the outside and Skyler argues with him. Unbeknownst to them, this allows Lyle to mount and bash ACE, and stomp him into oblivion, before tossing Ace back into the ring.
Noah immediately catches his challenger with a Knee Drop, then locks in a chinlock. Skyler yells out that “THIS IS CALLED A CHINLOCK, PAL!” to which Ace chokes out “Yeah… and …. It sucks!”
But Noah switches tact and slams forearm shivers across the face of Ace repeatedly and locks in the chinlock deeper as Glenn Morgan asks Linc if he wants to quit. Ace chokes through that there’s no way he’s submitting to this “lame shit”, and begins to counter out. Noah pounds the back of Ace for all he’s worth, then looks to slip on The Adonis Lock (Masterlock); but Ace throws his hands up and slips out the basement and hits a detonation kick to the face of Noah stumbling him back!
ACE rushes in and destroys Noah with a Bicycle Knee-Kick! A Corkscrew Enziguri lands on the button and ACE quickly lands a Spinning Back Elbow into another Detonation Kick as Noah stumbles back in a daze into the ropes and drops to a knee. Ace responds with Repeating Chest Kicks into Snap Roundhouse followed immediately with a Snap Hook Kick as Noah drops to the mat, looking like he’s unconscious.
ACE can’t help but to smack talk Lyle Jr. as he slingshots himself to the top ropes and connects with a Corkscrew Hilo! The crowd pops as ACE jumps back to his feet hyping them up and flipping Lyle Jr the double birds!
Noah rises in the corner and ACE comes in hard with a Kickflip + Step-Up Enziguri dropping Noah prone! Lyle slammed the mat, trying to get Noah back into the match as ACE rounded out and rushed back in with a Full Sprint 0-Hesitation Corner Dropkick! ACE rear rolls out of the corner and drops to a kneeling pose ala Eddie Guerrero.
Noah gets up to unsteady feet and ACE smiles and effortlessly blasts him with a Devastation Hook-Kick, knocking him out of the ring and to the feet of Lyle.
Lyle checks on Noah, annoyed, yelling for him to GET UP, to which Skyler replies to either stay out of it, or fuck off to the back! Suddenly ACE rushes the ropes and Lyle stumbles back to cover up…. But ACE does a Running (Fake) Dive into a back Handspring into a Strongman Mat Pose (https://i.ibb.co/tzwT9Tn/Linc.jpg); then checks fake watch, and yawns as the crowd claps.
Lyle Jr. is immediately embarrassed as he flinches and the crowd laughs at him as he yells for them to shut up! Lyle argues with the fans as ACE rises and talks smack down at Lyle, leaving ACE open to the sneak attack from Noah who crawled around and entered the ring from behind, catching ACE with a clothesline! Then a vicious Spinebuster! He pulled ACE up again and showing off that raw power hit a running powerslam, flexing his muscles.
Noah once again locked in The Adonis Lock (Masterlock) and this time it was in tight. ACE tried immediately for that same basement dropout, but Noah had that scouted and adapted. ACE struggled and squirmed but Noah thrashed him around screaming for him to TAP, as Lyle Jr. did the same. But ACE continues to kick and twist his body and it looks like he might actually wiggle out. Noah feels this two and looks to change the hold to The Adonis Plex (Dragon Suplex)- but ACE flips through and lands on his feet! ACE instantly connects with a Devastation Hook-Kick to the back of Noah’s head!
Noah drops like a tree, but catches himself with his hands. On his hands and knees he catches a couple breaths and pushes himself up to his knees, as ACE is in the corner behind Noah. ACE removes his elbow pad and toss it into the crowd first, double gun pointing, then rushes in with a Running Hard Swipe Back-elbow to back of Noah’s head, connecting with the Ace-bow (Ospreay Elbow)
Noah is done as ACE shoots the half and hooks one leg …..ONE …..TWO …..TH-
-but suddenly Lyle Jr. came rushes in with a stomp to the back of ACE’s head, drawing the disqualification!
DING DING DING
CHEYENNE - Glenn Morgan has disqualified Skylar Noah due to outside interference. Therefore, your winner… ACE Alexander! However, STILL SHW Openweight Champion… Skylar Noah!!!
Front the dominant mount, Lyle hammers ACE with the right hands, switches to stomps and stomps him the eff out. However, Skyler is back on his feet, and noticing what’s happening, he hooks both of Lyle’s arms and locks him in the Adonis Lock, thrashing him about. Lyle had interfered in Linc and Noah’s business and now, he’s suffering the consequences. The fans actually cheer Noah, somewhat, as he’s just saved ACE.
Speaking of… ACE has gotten back to his feet. He notices that Noah has saved him. He then bounces off the ropes, handsprings and NAILS Lyle with the Ace Krusher. Noah lets go of the Adonis Lock and Lyle goes crashing down to the Ace Krusher. Then, ACE gets to his feet and looks Noah in the eye. Noah states that...
“Okay… you got my respect, kid. You’re one hell of a competitor!”
Before offering the handshake… Linc nods his head and accepts the handshake. At which point, Skyler raises Ace’s hand to a big pop. He says that...
“We should do that again sometime. Who knows? With this jackass out of the way, you may even beat me. You certainly had my number tonight!”
To which Ace responds...
“Yeah… and when I beat you, I’m gonna waltz right into that unification match and win the Professional Wrestling title, baby!!”
The two men walk to the back, slapping the hands of the fans on the way out, and Skyler holding the Openweight belt in his right hand.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 8, 2020 16:24:53 GMT -5
'Bohemian Rhapsody' hits the PA as the fans loudly boo in terror. The lights dim black with a spotlight shining lonesomely on the ramp. The venue shakes. Out from the back through clouds of smoke and white strobes arrives King Brad Swann, a white crown upon his head - an evil snarl on his grotesque face. The demonic psychopath slowly strolls down the ramp, hunched over like a gremlin... The single spotlight following his every move.
He doesn't look around at the fans, keeping his distance. When he reaches the ringside area he makes a few slow laps of the ring, still just only the spotlight following him. He eventually walks up the ring steps and enters through the middle rope. The hardcam zooms into his face under the spotlight, the crown shining atop his demonic guise. Slowly he raises his arms out, palms stretched, garnering a loud reception from the live crowd that despise his very persona.
As the opening of "MayDay" by Digital Summer plays, ice blue light fills the entrance way as a denim jacket clad Duncan Aries has his back to us. He spins around, arms crossed, head cocked in a grin under Aviator shades and the Spades championship belt around his waist.
He strides to the ring, paying no mind to the crowd, walking the apron and yelling out "BECAUSE I'M DUNCAN ARIES, THAT'S WHY!" before entering the ring and spinning around absorbing the mixed reaction from the crowd, sliding off his jacket, throwing out his shades, and shadow kick boxing in his corner as his music fades out.
Brad Swann stares across at the champion, Duncan Aries, who is talking shit from across the ring, stating that he’s gonna kick his fake ass back to Mama Swann’s loose womb… but his words seemingly fall on deaf ears as Swann doesn’t seem particularly bothered by Duncan’s words.
DING DING DING
CHEYENNE - The following contest is your Main Event of the evening and it will be contested under Falls Count Anywhere rules (as per King Brad Swann’s orders) for the FWA Professional Wrestling championship!!!!
Big pop from the fans.
CHEYENNE - Introducing first, the challenger: hailing from London, United Kingdom, weighing in at 225 lbs… “KING” BRAAAAAAD SWAAAANNN!!!!!!
The fans boo The King, but The King does not acknowledge.
CHEYENNE - And his opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 238 lbs, he is the FWA Professional Wrestling champion… “THE WILD CARD” DUNCAAAN AAAARIES!!!!!!
Aries removes the belt from around his waist and hoists it high above his head.
At which point, Edgar Brown retrieves the championship belt from Aries, before presenting it to Brad Swann… who acknowledges it with a simple nod of the head. At which point, Edgar goes back to the middle of the ring, before holding the championship belt above his head for the Hard Cam to see. After presenting it for the audience, he calls for the bell, resulting in Timekeeper Tim ringing the bell.
DING DING DING
MAIN EVENT FWA PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP Falls Count Anywhere (as per the King’s order) King Brad Swann vs. “The Wild Card” Duncan Aries Official: Edgar Brown
Swann rushes Duncan, right off the bat, nailing him with a knee to the gut, before proceeding to beat down on him, showing no mercy and a heart of stone. He repeatedly boots Duncan in the head, refusing to let up. Edgar can do nothing about it because there are no disqualifications. Swann stomps a mudhole in Aries (and walks it dry), before running to the opposite corner and NAILING Aries with a Running Dropkick. Swann then drags him, leg-first, out of the corner and goes for the pin.
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2---NO!!!! Aries kicks out!
Swann then grabs Duncan by the head, pulls him up to his feet and SMACKS him with an Elbow to the jaw, before biting Duncan’s finger… and SNAPPING it back!! Duncan is WRITHING in pain. Swann backs up… and NAILS Aries with an Essex Destroyer, once again going for the pin!!
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2---NO!!! Aries’ shoulder SHOOTS up!!
Swann grabs Aries’ arm and locks him in the Anaconda Vise, cinching it in REALLY tight! He REFUSES to let the hold go, but that doesn’t stop Aries from trying to break out, swinging his legs up and getting Swann in a headscissors, forcing him to release the hold. Aries keeps the Headscissors locked in tight… but Swann is PISSED that Aries would DARE reverse his submission hold!! So, what does he do? He goes for the pin, turning said Headscissors into a pin position.
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2---NO!!! Aries kicks out… but once Aries gets to his feet, Swann goes right after Aries’s legs, attacking the left knee of Duncan Aries, locking in the Single Legged Boston Crab, attempting to snap the knee of Duncan Aries. He continues to wrench it in, but Aries does manage to fight out of it and escape the hold… but all that does is piss Swann off even more, as he drops an elbow on Aries’ knee, before dropping another, and another… before exiting the ring, going under the ring and grabbing a chair, before going back inside the ring. He then unleashes a flurry of chair shots on the knee, before once again going for the pin!
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2---NO!!!! Only 2 ½!!!
At which point, Swann grabs the leg of Duncan Aries and drags him to the outside, before DDT’ing his leg on the outside of the ring! He then brings Aries back to his feet and NAILS him with yet another Essex Destroyer, before going for the pin!
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2. NO!!! Aries gets the shoulder up!!
But Swann’s having none of it, instead bringing Aries to his feet, going to the top rope and NAILING Aries with the Fine Ending… but NO!!!! Aries catches him and RAMS him, back first into the ring steps!!! He goes for the pin!!
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2---NO!!! Swann gets the shoulder up!
At this point, Aries takes control and, after bringing him back to his feet, BEATS THE LIVING HELL outta Brad with a few jabs, hooks and kicks, before picking him up and NAILING him with the Release Northern Lights Suplex into the ring steps!!!! It’s amazing he can pull that off!! He then goes for the pin!
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2---NO!!! Swann kicks out… only for Aries to pick Swann back up and NAIL him with another Release Northern Lights Suplex, this time into the ring apron… but instead of going for the pin, Aries picks Swann up, before hitting him with a Leg Sweep, but then picks him back up and NAILS him with a Double Underhook Backbreaker, before once again going for the pin!!
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2---NO!!! Swann STILL kicks out!!
Duncan is getting heavily annoyed now, as he brings Brad Swann back to his feet, attempting to hit Swann with the San Diego Driver (Wheelbarrow Driver)... but Aries’ knee buckles and Swann uses that to reverse it into a pinfall attempt!!
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NO!!! Aries somehow finds the strength to kick out… but when he gets back to his feet, Aries is met with a swift Superkick to the jaw from Brad Swann!! Aries is sent coreening into the barricade. Swann walks slowly towards the barricade, before tackling Aries (somehow, the barricade doesn’t completely collapse from Aries being tackled. That’s one sturdy piece of equipment!), and Aries crumples to the ground. Swann immediately goes for the cover.
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NO!!! Aries somehow kicks out!!
At which point, Swann brings Aries to his feet and drags him to the barricade, before clotheslining him RIGHT over and into the audience! He hops over the barricade himself, before BOOTING Aries in the head, before picking him back up, before hitting him with a Slingblade… but NO!!!! Aries somehow reverses it, by NAILING Swann with an Ax Kick!!! And Aries doesn’t let up, nailing several hooks and kicks, all within the span of one minute, before going behind and NAILING Swann with a German Suplex, bridging it into a pinfall attempt!
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2---NO!!! Swann kicks out
Aries then brings Swann back to his feet, before nailing him with even more hooks, kicks and jabs, before nailing him with a Snap DDT, but he keeps hold of Swann and pulls him to his feet, only for Aries to transition it into a Snap Powerslam, before going for the pin!!
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2. NO!!! Swann gets the shoulder up!!
At which point, Aries moves down to the legs of Brad Swann, dropping a few elbows and knees (even the favoured one) on Brad’s legs, before locking him in the Single Leg Boston Crab… but given how fresh Swann’s legs are, he is able to reverse it with relative ease… but Aries doesn’t let up, continuing the assault on the legs, even locking in the Ankle Lock. Swann doesn’t give in, however, instead trying to kick Aries away. He does manage to force Aries to break the hold, but in doing so, Aries continues the assault even further, by locking in the Sharpshooter. This time, Swann doesn’t escape it so easily.
Swann does his best to fight out of the hold. He tries to punch Aries’ already hurt left leg to force him to break it, but Aries doesn’t give in. It seems the adrenaline is coursing through his veins and he doesn’t seem to feel the pain in his leg! However, that doesn’t mean that Aries can keep this hold locked in forever, as Swann does manage to escape the hold eventually. When he does, he tries to get away… but Aries is on his tail again, but instead of going after the legs, he NAILS Swann with a European Uppercut to the back, before getting back to his feet, getting Swann to his feet and NAILING him with a Bulldog, before going for the pin!!
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NO!!! Swann gets the shoulder up again!!
Aries then gets up and attempts to take a breather, leaving Swann alone for the time being. It seems that old age has caught up with Aries, as he can’t keep going the same way he was before. However, Swann slowly starts to get to his feet… at which point, Aries looks to Swann, before looking at the arena steps… before heading up the arena steps. Swann takes notice of Aries, before scouring the arena floor for a weapon of some kind… before stumblind upon a steel chair, which he folds up and takes with him up the steps! He gets to the top of the steps, now in the food court area of the arena. Swann runs at Aries and takes a few wild swings at Aries, colliding with Trash Bins, the metal tables of the Food Court… only for Aries to hop onto the table and NAIL the chair with Enter Gideon (Beautiful Disaster Kick) right into Swann’s face!!! Swann stumbles back, towards the steps. At which point, Aries grabs the chair, moving towards Swann again and...
He SMASHES the chair over Swann’s back, causing him to fall down the arena steps, only to crash to the bottom. Aries heads down the steps. When he gets to the bottom, he STOMPS on Swann once he gets to the bottom. He picks Swann back up, drags him over to a nearby table, before putting his head between his legs, lifting him onto his shoulders and POWERBOMBING Swann through said table!!! He goes for the pin…
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3---NO!!!! Swann SHOOTS the shoulder up!!
Aries isn’t having it, however, as he grabs Swann’s shoulder… but instead of turning it into the Ace Of Spades, as he did with Lucas Swann, he instead brings Brad to his feet and continues to boot Swann, both in the head and on the arm. He then looks around for a weapon… and he finds a Kendo Stick… which he uses to CAIN the living FUCK outta Swann, caining his back, his arm and his head. He then grabs the chair, which he put down to deal with Swann. He then walks over to the barricade and tosses the chair over and into the ring. He then goes back over to Swann, grabs him by the hair, drags him back over to the barricade and throws him over the barricade. He then hops over the barricade himself and BOOTS Swann in the head, once again. He grabs Swann by the hair and throws him head first into the ring apron.
Aries then grabs a few chairs from the ringside area, and SMACKS Swann with them, before tossing them into the ring. He stomps a mudhole in Swann and walks it dry, while he’s sitting against the ring steps… before picking Swann back up and throwing him head first into the ring steps, but keeps hold of him before throwing him into the ring. He then slides in himself, grabs Swann by the hair, pulls him to his feet. He talks a bit more shit, stating that this is the end of the line for the King of the 12-year-olds, before slapping him in the face and hitting him with the Culmination, before going for the pin.
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3, champ retains… NO!!!! Swann gets the shoulder up at the last possible second!
Aries is absolutely shocked… and the look on his face suggests that he is somewhat scared. He quickly exits the ring again, before lifting up the ring skirt and going under the ring to look for chairs. He finds many and throws them over the top rope and into the ring. BUT… then, after an entire match that has seen Swann go after that left knee, the pain finally starts to set in and Aries starts to favour that leg. However, it doesn’t stop Aries from throwing those chairs into the ring. He then slides into the ring, arranges the chairs in such a pile, grabs Swann by the hair, pulls him back to his feet and says (and I quote)... “No more games, Swann! This time, you’re DONE!!!” before pulling him in and nailing him with yet ANOTHER Culmination, this time on the pile of chairs!!!!! This time, it’s gotta be over!!
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3, that’s it, it’s over… NO!!!!!!!!! Somehow… Swann has gotten the shoulder up AGAIN!!!!!
Aries is in absolute shock. He cannot believe that ANYONE would kick out, after a Culmination on a pile of chairs. Aries slowly gets back to his feet, with a look of shock on his face. He uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, before slowly approaching Brad Swann, grabbing him by the hair,YANKING him up to his feet… and picking him up, before hitting ANOTHER Culmination on the chairs, but he keeps hold...lifting him back up and hitting ANOTHER Culmination on the chairs… but he STILL won’t let go, lifting him up and hitting him with one more Culmination on the chairs!!! He goes for another pinfall!
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3, it’s gotta be over… NO!!!! Swann just sat up, like nothing happened!
Aries is, once again, in absolute shock, as Brad slowly rises to his feet. It’s amazing that Aries could do all that with a busted knee… just a shame it was all in vain, as Swann has seemingly refused to go down. Aries seems to realize that he’s beat, slowly getting to his feet. He seems to understand that he can’t win… and in one last act of defiance, he flips Swann off, before Swann tackles his legs, takes him down and locks him in the Tyrannical Lock (Lion Tamer, where he tries to snap the leg). Aries is in so much pain, but he REFUSES to tap out. It’s absolutely amazing. Aries shows no signs of giving up but… the pain. It’s too much. He slowly starts to fade. He fights to stay alive, but… no. He can’t. He fades away, giving in and passing out. Edgar Brown checks on Aries, seeing if he can keep going… but he decides that Aries can’t go on, and calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Brad lets go of the hold. He’s a little bit out of it, but Edgar tries to hand him the title, only for Swann to SNATCH it away!
CHEYENNE - Here is your winner, AND NEW FWA Professional Wrestling champion… “KING” BRAD SWANN!!!!!
Brad exits the ring and makes his way up the ramp. Slowly, staring at Duncan’s lifeless body as he makes his exit. Edgar checks on Duncan, before determining that he’s out. Edgar grabs Duncan’s shoulder and brings it over his own. Eddie Evans, Angel Fuerza and even Solomon Graham himself, the man who threatened Aries earlier in the night, have come down to help him, further implying that this wasn't supposed to happened. As they move up the ramp, the fans are slapping Aries on the back for a fight well put up, before eventually, they make it to the stage and head to the back. This is where tonight's show goes off the air.
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