Post by Dave D-Flipz on Oct 8, 2020 19:45:09 GMT -5
*We cut to the backstage area where we see a rather tall woman in a familiar blue long sleeved blouse as she is neatly tying her hair into her signature messy bun. … Yes neatly. I imagine that’s how this works. She nods at the completion of her work and turns to her audience of two. On one side is a short but buxom blonde in a low cut blouse, short skirt with dogs on it, and electric pink tennis shoes. In her hand is a small airhorn. On the other side is a taller man wearing a Seattle Mariners faux jersey with number 14 and the name Carloni on the back. He has on loose fitting jeans and some fancy looking Italian shoes. He also has on a bowler hat and his face is completely wrapped in bandages leaving just his eyes and ears clear. Around his waist is the MCCW World Heavyweight Championship.*
Discipline: This event is going to be my crowning achievement. Timeless is not ready for what I intend to bring tonight.
Chaos: You show that boob and his boobette who’s boss! I’m gonna blast this baby right in Roxy’s face. *she shakes the airhorn* I’m not afraid of her.
Discipline: Indeed. I am, quite honestly, tired of the disrespect constantly thrown at me. I am not just a piece of arm candy for Death Trap. I am a strong, successful wrestler in my own right. Defeating a respected name from SWAT like Timeless will surely put the company on notice and go a long way to earning us respect for the End of Days tag team annihilator.
Death Trap: Haaat tmmmmnnn ss aaa aarrrsss.
Chaos: What about your hat?
*DT sighs and lowers his head*
Death Trap: Hmmm fffsss on Tie-less.
Discipline: Oh Timeless has my focus for sure Death Trap. He has done so much running of his mouth and besmirching my good name. I intend to extract my pound of flesh from him and his little trollop of a valet. I will have him crying for a different woman by the end of the day.
Death Trap: Mmmmmy!
Chaos: That or a nurse!
*Suddenly an unexpected thing happens. Mongo the Destroyer approaches the group. Like really Mongo in all his expensive cheap suit glory. He laughs a bit and looks to Mistress*
Mongo: Well well it does my heart good to see a homegrown XHF Network talent shining on the global stage. I must say Miss Discipline …
Chaos: HEY That’s MISTRESS Discipline, we didn’t toil away at school to have our degrees ignored!
*She waggles her finger in his face, he just smiles*
Mongo: Well you are just adorable. Yes, as your manager pointed out, MisTRESS Discipline. You have certainly put the Network on notice with your performance in these global events.
Death Trap: I uzz X*Kown Chmp! You neh-er congirdate mmm!
*He doesn’t acknowledge his old rival*
Discipline: Well thank you Mister The Destroyer. It makes me happy to know my efforts are valued.
Mongo: Oh uh, Bonnie asked me to ask your manager to please stop sending us items through the post. I haven’t SEEN these things but she informs me she is not happy and I like to keep my employees happy at the XHF Offices. Something about a jar and a calendar. I don’t know. Anyhow good luck tonight. The network is watching with baited breath!
Discipline: Thank you sir. I will be sure to make Timeless an example!
*Discipline marches to the gorilla position while Chaos joyfully bounds behind her. Mongo puts his hand on DT’s shoulder.*
Mongo: I must say I am impressed. Bringing her in and training her has been the biggest success of your career.
Death Trap: Hmmm???? Bbtt bbtt … titles!
Mongo: The only accomplishment really. Who knew DT could actually bring value to the network beyond the jokes about your stupid hat? Hahaha.
Death Trap: Hhhrr … you fft fffkk! Don’t prtnize mmm!
Mongo: Yes I am having fun! I must say this is the most entertaining and coherent you have ever been! Much better than a promo!
*Mongo laughs as he marches off to watch the match on a monitor in his portable office. DT just looks exasperated and walks out to the gorilla position with clenched fists*
Discipline: This event is going to be my crowning achievement. Timeless is not ready for what I intend to bring tonight.
Chaos: You show that boob and his boobette who’s boss! I’m gonna blast this baby right in Roxy’s face. *she shakes the airhorn* I’m not afraid of her.
Discipline: Indeed. I am, quite honestly, tired of the disrespect constantly thrown at me. I am not just a piece of arm candy for Death Trap. I am a strong, successful wrestler in my own right. Defeating a respected name from SWAT like Timeless will surely put the company on notice and go a long way to earning us respect for the End of Days tag team annihilator.
Death Trap: Haaat tmmmmnnn ss aaa aarrrsss.
Chaos: What about your hat?
*DT sighs and lowers his head*
Death Trap: Hmmm fffsss on Tie-less.
Discipline: Oh Timeless has my focus for sure Death Trap. He has done so much running of his mouth and besmirching my good name. I intend to extract my pound of flesh from him and his little trollop of a valet. I will have him crying for a different woman by the end of the day.
Death Trap: Mmmmmy!
Chaos: That or a nurse!
*Suddenly an unexpected thing happens. Mongo the Destroyer approaches the group. Like really Mongo in all his expensive cheap suit glory. He laughs a bit and looks to Mistress*
Mongo: Well well it does my heart good to see a homegrown XHF Network talent shining on the global stage. I must say Miss Discipline …
Chaos: HEY That’s MISTRESS Discipline, we didn’t toil away at school to have our degrees ignored!
*She waggles her finger in his face, he just smiles*
Mongo: Well you are just adorable. Yes, as your manager pointed out, MisTRESS Discipline. You have certainly put the Network on notice with your performance in these global events.
Death Trap: I uzz X*Kown Chmp! You neh-er congirdate mmm!
*He doesn’t acknowledge his old rival*
Discipline: Well thank you Mister The Destroyer. It makes me happy to know my efforts are valued.
Mongo: Oh uh, Bonnie asked me to ask your manager to please stop sending us items through the post. I haven’t SEEN these things but she informs me she is not happy and I like to keep my employees happy at the XHF Offices. Something about a jar and a calendar. I don’t know. Anyhow good luck tonight. The network is watching with baited breath!
Discipline: Thank you sir. I will be sure to make Timeless an example!
*Discipline marches to the gorilla position while Chaos joyfully bounds behind her. Mongo puts his hand on DT’s shoulder.*
Mongo: I must say I am impressed. Bringing her in and training her has been the biggest success of your career.
Death Trap: Hmmm???? Bbtt bbtt … titles!
Mongo: The only accomplishment really. Who knew DT could actually bring value to the network beyond the jokes about your stupid hat? Hahaha.
Death Trap: Hhhrr … you fft fffkk! Don’t prtnize mmm!
Mongo: Yes I am having fun! I must say this is the most entertaining and coherent you have ever been! Much better than a promo!
*Mongo laughs as he marches off to watch the match on a monitor in his portable office. DT just looks exasperated and walks out to the gorilla position with clenched fists*
