Post by Dave D-Flipz on Oct 8, 2020 19:49:21 GMT -5
*The scene opens up in an airport. We look around and see a less packed airport terminal than usual. The camera zooms in on a specific gate with a destination set for Tokyo. We are not still in North Carolina so we clearly have had a stopover for a connecting flight. A cursory glance around the airport reveals we are in Seattle-Tacoma airport. Well then the person who chose this flight path via Delta Airlines must be…*
"Hmm … it was nice spending a day at home before shipping out to Tokyo."
*We zoom in on a man in a fancy Armani suit … and a bowler hat. He is reading over a travel guide for fun things to do in Tokyo. As he sits at the gate he is approached by a rather tall woman with her hair tied back in 2 messy buns and in a Lolita inspired long blue blouse with a high collar and an absurdly large brown bow. Beside her is a rather petite blonde woman in a pink Lolita outfit. Death Trap lowers his book and drops his shades down his nose.*
"Your manager looks FAR more comfortable than you …"
"This was by FAR the best option I was given."
"It’s a nod to Japanese culture!"
*Chaos does a quick twirl and then gives a peace sign and winks at her companions. Death Trap raises an eyebrow while Discipline just slowly blinks with disbelief. Chaos sees something shiny in the gift shop.*
"OOOH I need to look at that!"
*She bounds away joyfully, her full short skirt bouncing and swaying. Death Trap takes his shades completely off and packs them up.*
"I mean the outfit isn’t that far from your ring gear. And you wouldn’t travel in your workout clothes so is it really so bad?"
"I had no intention of traveling in my workout clothes but sitting on a skirt this full is going to be difficult."
"Least it’s first class. Global event. Mongo is fronting the bill. Make sure to order an expensive in flight beverage. Maybe a well-aged Italian red."
"Feeling a bit pretentious today are we?"
"When I’m on Mongo’s dime, I’m Caffrey levels of pretentious!"
*He smirks that signature smirk and Mistress has to stifle a laugh at a joke at her new employer’s expense.*
"I picked out some tape footage of Sniper to use for study on the flight. There’s not a whole lot of Monroe footage … and I couldn’t justify spending the five cents on one of his books on kindle …"
"Wait, tape study? Do you not feel we are more than up to the challenge of defeating these miscreants?"
"Look, the odds are low but you never want to underestimate or look past any opponents. All it takes is one surprise you could have countered and you could be on the floor like Chris Card in the XHF Rumble. I for one don’t intend to let Sniper kick my teeth out. … … I just paid a lot of money to fix the Rob Arnold damage. Keep losing my teeth to Legos and … Rob … and I’ll end up a sideshow freak like Dylan …"
"Was that uncalled for? I feel like that was uncalled for. Dylan deserves our sympathy."
"Dylan’s illegitimate dad is still in prison, he’s fine without my sympathy. If anything he should apologize to us for forcing Jeffrey Viper down our throats."
*Chaos peeks her head out of the gift shop with a huge grin and shouts*
"PHRASING!"
*MD and DT both cringe and shudder involuntarily*
"CHAOS PICK ME UP MOUTHWASH FROM THAT GIFT SHOP! I feel dirty now…"
"It is true that the Saga has seemed insightful for brief moments, but they lack consistency. And we are consistently great."
"Well at least you have been if you believe the dirt sheets. And I quote, ‘The best thing about DT’s appearances is when he has Mistress with him. The best thing about her appearances with him is when he shuts up’ - Al Mongosucks. They clearly can’t wait for a session of hard study on you …"
*Chaos leans around the corner again sounding just a little more put out.*
"PHRASING! GOSH!"
"I appreciate their interest in my success but everyone would do well to remember, we are a team. Our wins are just that, our wins. Your wins are mine, and my wins are yours. We both come out on top when we are together!"
*Chaos leans out and sighs*
"I feel like y’all are doing this on purpose now!"
*She retreats to the cinnabon slightly down the terminal*
"We both get the points and the accolades."
"This will be our first official team up outside of the rumble and call to arms. The Saga may not be on our level in terms of skill or stamina … or charisma … or intrigue … or success … but they have been a cohesive unit for a long time. I know we are on the same page but it would behoove us to know what to expect from them to try and mitigate their teamwork. Right? Sometimes they are so in sync it’s like they’re all one person …"
*He pauses and looks around*
"Why did you … is something wrong? Oh nevermind. I suppose we can do some film study, though I was hoping to catch up on some sleep on the long flight. Chaos is a blanket stealer and has cold toes."
*Death Trap’s train of thought has derailed and he looks at her with a look of confusion. Like a puppy who doesn’t realize you didn’t actually throw the ball.*
"Wait … what duties does being your manager entail?"
"Well it is kind of like an upgrade from when she was my roommate. The hotel only had one king size bed room left. It is not like we have not had to share a bed before…"
*DT blinks … this meme:
*
"Anyway … let me reboot my brain … as this is our first real tag match I just thought this would be wise. Monroe may not be anything to write home about … heh pun … but Sniper has shown potential in the past. He has won the US title and eliminated Chris Card from the rumble. He clearly has potential."
"When he is not cursing at his girlfriend or crying in the tub. I do not know why she is even with him. Does she not understand that if she is to wait until he is world champ before he pops the question, she will end up with a pine box before she sees a ring box?"
"Ok that was harsh but I loved it."
"In any event, your demonstration of your kicking skills at that dive bar showed a higher class of refined offense than either of those two could hope to have, even in Monroe’s deplorable novels."
*Chaos walks back up to them and shoves into her mouth a huge forkful of hot, sweet, glazed, doughy, snack food*
"About th.."
"SWALLOW BEFORE YOU SPEAK CHAOS, WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU MASTICATING!"
*She rolls her eyes and gulps down the yeasty delight*
"Mistress why didn’t you show that sexist what for and beat his ass?"
"Because Chaos, we are a team. We both stand up for equality, whether it is a woman thinking she is better than a man or a man thinking he is better than a woman. I put down the first sexist over zoom, Death Trap put down the second one physically. His actions in this regard are an extension of my own."
*DT stands up and picks up his bags as the plane begins boarding. He gets closer to them and on the opposite side of Chaos as Mistress.*
"Besides, I wasn’t going to back down and he clearly was squaring up to me. He needed a lesson and he wanted me to be the teacher this time. People always say it’s best not to engage but sometimes you need to just get out in front of it and make sure the message is understood. Sure, it didn’t exactly help us prep for the Saga but … we insinuated that would be the case right from the start Chaos. When push comes to shove, it’s going to be us using our superior athleticism, submission prowess, and never-say-die attitude that is going to net us three victories over Sniper and the bookworm."
"Chaos do you have our bags? The plane is boarding. You will need to finish that confection before we go."
*Chaos turns and looks over at DT who has snuck a bite of the cinnamon roll … his willpower was weak. His face is now covered in a white sticky mess.*
"It’s not what it looks like."
"… Ok … now I have questions …"
"Hmm … it was nice spending a day at home before shipping out to Tokyo."
*We zoom in on a man in a fancy Armani suit … and a bowler hat. He is reading over a travel guide for fun things to do in Tokyo. As he sits at the gate he is approached by a rather tall woman with her hair tied back in 2 messy buns and in a Lolita inspired long blue blouse with a high collar and an absurdly large brown bow. Beside her is a rather petite blonde woman in a pink Lolita outfit. Death Trap lowers his book and drops his shades down his nose.*
"Your manager looks FAR more comfortable than you …"
"This was by FAR the best option I was given."
"It’s a nod to Japanese culture!"
*Chaos does a quick twirl and then gives a peace sign and winks at her companions. Death Trap raises an eyebrow while Discipline just slowly blinks with disbelief. Chaos sees something shiny in the gift shop.*
"OOOH I need to look at that!"
*She bounds away joyfully, her full short skirt bouncing and swaying. Death Trap takes his shades completely off and packs them up.*
"I mean the outfit isn’t that far from your ring gear. And you wouldn’t travel in your workout clothes so is it really so bad?"
"I had no intention of traveling in my workout clothes but sitting on a skirt this full is going to be difficult."
"Least it’s first class. Global event. Mongo is fronting the bill. Make sure to order an expensive in flight beverage. Maybe a well-aged Italian red."
"Feeling a bit pretentious today are we?"
"When I’m on Mongo’s dime, I’m Caffrey levels of pretentious!"
*He smirks that signature smirk and Mistress has to stifle a laugh at a joke at her new employer’s expense.*
"I picked out some tape footage of Sniper to use for study on the flight. There’s not a whole lot of Monroe footage … and I couldn’t justify spending the five cents on one of his books on kindle …"
"Wait, tape study? Do you not feel we are more than up to the challenge of defeating these miscreants?"
"Look, the odds are low but you never want to underestimate or look past any opponents. All it takes is one surprise you could have countered and you could be on the floor like Chris Card in the XHF Rumble. I for one don’t intend to let Sniper kick my teeth out. … … I just paid a lot of money to fix the Rob Arnold damage. Keep losing my teeth to Legos and … Rob … and I’ll end up a sideshow freak like Dylan …"
"Was that uncalled for? I feel like that was uncalled for. Dylan deserves our sympathy."
"Dylan’s illegitimate dad is still in prison, he’s fine without my sympathy. If anything he should apologize to us for forcing Jeffrey Viper down our throats."
*Chaos peeks her head out of the gift shop with a huge grin and shouts*
"PHRASING!"
*MD and DT both cringe and shudder involuntarily*
"CHAOS PICK ME UP MOUTHWASH FROM THAT GIFT SHOP! I feel dirty now…"
"It is true that the Saga has seemed insightful for brief moments, but they lack consistency. And we are consistently great."
"Well at least you have been if you believe the dirt sheets. And I quote, ‘The best thing about DT’s appearances is when he has Mistress with him. The best thing about her appearances with him is when he shuts up’ - Al Mongosucks. They clearly can’t wait for a session of hard study on you …"
*Chaos leans around the corner again sounding just a little more put out.*
"PHRASING! GOSH!"
"I appreciate their interest in my success but everyone would do well to remember, we are a team. Our wins are just that, our wins. Your wins are mine, and my wins are yours. We both come out on top when we are together!"
*Chaos leans out and sighs*
"I feel like y’all are doing this on purpose now!"
*She retreats to the cinnabon slightly down the terminal*
"We both get the points and the accolades."
"This will be our first official team up outside of the rumble and call to arms. The Saga may not be on our level in terms of skill or stamina … or charisma … or intrigue … or success … but they have been a cohesive unit for a long time. I know we are on the same page but it would behoove us to know what to expect from them to try and mitigate their teamwork. Right? Sometimes they are so in sync it’s like they’re all one person …"
*He pauses and looks around*
"Why did you … is something wrong? Oh nevermind. I suppose we can do some film study, though I was hoping to catch up on some sleep on the long flight. Chaos is a blanket stealer and has cold toes."
*Death Trap’s train of thought has derailed and he looks at her with a look of confusion. Like a puppy who doesn’t realize you didn’t actually throw the ball.*
"Wait … what duties does being your manager entail?"
"Well it is kind of like an upgrade from when she was my roommate. The hotel only had one king size bed room left. It is not like we have not had to share a bed before…"
*DT blinks … this meme:
*"Anyway … let me reboot my brain … as this is our first real tag match I just thought this would be wise. Monroe may not be anything to write home about … heh pun … but Sniper has shown potential in the past. He has won the US title and eliminated Chris Card from the rumble. He clearly has potential."
"When he is not cursing at his girlfriend or crying in the tub. I do not know why she is even with him. Does she not understand that if she is to wait until he is world champ before he pops the question, she will end up with a pine box before she sees a ring box?"
"Ok that was harsh but I loved it."
"In any event, your demonstration of your kicking skills at that dive bar showed a higher class of refined offense than either of those two could hope to have, even in Monroe’s deplorable novels."
*Chaos walks back up to them and shoves into her mouth a huge forkful of hot, sweet, glazed, doughy, snack food*
"About th.."
"SWALLOW BEFORE YOU SPEAK CHAOS, WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU MASTICATING!"
*She rolls her eyes and gulps down the yeasty delight*
"Mistress why didn’t you show that sexist what for and beat his ass?"
"Because Chaos, we are a team. We both stand up for equality, whether it is a woman thinking she is better than a man or a man thinking he is better than a woman. I put down the first sexist over zoom, Death Trap put down the second one physically. His actions in this regard are an extension of my own."
*DT stands up and picks up his bags as the plane begins boarding. He gets closer to them and on the opposite side of Chaos as Mistress.*
"Besides, I wasn’t going to back down and he clearly was squaring up to me. He needed a lesson and he wanted me to be the teacher this time. People always say it’s best not to engage but sometimes you need to just get out in front of it and make sure the message is understood. Sure, it didn’t exactly help us prep for the Saga but … we insinuated that would be the case right from the start Chaos. When push comes to shove, it’s going to be us using our superior athleticism, submission prowess, and never-say-die attitude that is going to net us three victories over Sniper and the bookworm."
"Chaos do you have our bags? The plane is boarding. You will need to finish that confection before we go."
*Chaos turns and looks over at DT who has snuck a bite of the cinnamon roll … his willpower was weak. His face is now covered in a white sticky mess.*
"It’s not what it looks like."
"… Ok … now I have questions …"
