Destiny Wrestling Season Three Awards
Oct 16, 2020 0:41:44 GMT -5
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THE Coomer
WELCOME EVERYONE
TO DESTINY WRESTLING'S
SEASON THREE AWARDS SHOW
Raucous applause from the crowd
Royal Fanfare
the ref is wearing his usual shit, but also a tie that smarts smart guy on it
Burke simply sits, front row, enjoying his Apple 🍏 Martini
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THE Coomer
KING SWANN HAS GRACIOUSLY OFFERED US A VENUE FOR TONIGHT'S PROCEEDINGS
HAIL TO THE KING AS IT WERE
The King stands on the balcony, waving
Burke
HAIL TO THE KING!!!
salutes Swann
King Brad Swann
Please, I hope you enjoy tonight's grand event!
Bulldog gives the royal court the side eye 👁, as Rockface stomps in late, title around the waist
My Royal Gardens are groomed specifically for occasions like th-
side eyes 👀 Dreadvan
He's here.
Swann's face goes red
He attempts to control himself
THE Coomer
er… Sorry sir, he's kind of the champ…
Burke smirks, knowing that drama is afoot.
Hooded sits in the rafters
King Brad Swann
ENJOY TONIGHT'S EVENT!
Burke: WHOOOO!!!
Swann exits back into the castle 🏰 with Dreadvan in tow
Bulldog takes the opportunity to sneak onto the stage
THE Coomer
THANK YOU FOR THOSE KIND WORDS KI--
OH I GUESS BULLDOG IS READY TO GO
GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE 👏
claps
round of applause from the crowd
Burke marks out harder than anyone
Distinguished guests, Lord's, Ladies, Gentlemen… Kings…
FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND YOUR KING MAAAAAVERICK… I hope you enjoy the evening, and it is my honour to present the first award. The first award of the evening celebrates the best events on the calendar, where each of our stars goes above and beyond, our Pay Per Views.
Perks an eyebrow up
You have voted in your hundreds and thousands, and here I have your results.
crowd claps
In the category of Pay Per View of the Year, Third place goes to…
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Rhapsody!
claps from the crowd
few tears 😭 for Galloway and Lio
Le cries
😭
no tears because hooded laughs at them
In silver 🥈 medal position…
for Lio
Unfinished Business!
claps from crowd
Burke marks out
And I shouldn't need to tell you the winner, but it was a good night for me…
Bulldog coughs, unveiling a handkerchief with the numbers "5-3", before laughing 😂
You have decided that the Pay Per View of the Year is…
MASTER OF DESTINY!
Crowd stands and applauds
Yuki claps 👏 👏 loudly
THE Ref
INDEED MASTER OF DESTINY
THIS YEAR WAS A BARN BURNER
Burke removes his shirt and swings it around, beating his chest like a maniac
Pyro explodes on either side of the stage
Bulldog stands back, applauding
THE Ref
AS OF THIS TIME ⌚, DREADVAN WILL COME OUT TO RECEIVE THE AWA--
Arope falls from the rafters
THE Ref
WHAT'S THIS?!
Hooded falls from the rafters slowly, mission impossible 🙅 style
Mission Impossible 🙅 music plays out of the speakers
Burke sings the Mission Impossible 🙅 theme himself, along with Hooded's motions
HOODED GRABS THE AWARD AND STICKS IT UP HIS ASS
HE RIPS OFF HIS JACKET TO REVEAL A JETPACK!
Burke: OH SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
THE Ref
WOAH
Crowd oohs and ahhhs
Bulldog looks furious
DESPICABLE!
DECORUM IN DESTINY MUST BE RESTORED!
HOODED TURNS ON THE JETPACK AND FLIES THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW, CRASHING THROUGH IT
Burke laughs at how furious Bulldog is
THE Ref
THERE HE GOES…
BUT HOLD ON
Armageddon stands back, next to his mentor Rockface Anchorage with a blank stare, showing no emotions at all
GLASS RAINS ON THE CROWD AS HOODED FLIES AWAY
THE Ref
THAT SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR AWARD
Bulldog :
I MEAN WE WORKED HARD FOR THAT AWARD!
THE Ref
AND NOW IT'S RAINING GLASS
SEEK COVER
Burke: Hold on! snaps his fingers and the award re-appears in the Ref's hand, There.
Bulldog
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER'S!
A large turd covered award falls into the ref's hand
Crowd ooohs and aaahs at the magic
Burke throws Pixie Dust into the audience
Bulldog composes himself
OKAY cool, we're good? Great, Hooray me!
THE Ref
REGARDLESS
THANKS BULLDOG
Burke stifles a chuckle
THE Ref
AND CONGRATULATIONS DESTINY
Bulldog takes his seat 💺 front row, using the "3" side of his handkerchief to wipe down the glass
THE Ref
AND NOW
A SPECIAL PRESENTER
COMING ALL THE WAY FROM JROK
PLEASE WELCOME
DEXTER…..
POOOOOOOOINNNT
Burke : OH SHIT DAWG!!!!
crowd cheers
Yuki marks out
They pop maggle
Bulldog stands and applauds for his old friend
Burke pulls out a cartoon baseball bat and bashes himself over the head with it
Dexter Point:
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White and Nerdy hits as he makes his way out from the rear curtain. Bright Yellow Suit and Bowtie. He adjusts his glasses 👓 and waves before heading to the podium
Dexter Point:
So this next award.. I know a lot about
Putting on matches that make people laugh, cry, and ultimately scream 😱 their heads off.
That's what we all do this for
A distant voice in the back
HALL OF FAME WOO!!
And even in Destiny there are matches that just stand out as some of the best.
Dexter checks his envelope ✉
In third place…
The Royal Invitational Battle Royale!
What a multiman classic, huh?
Crowd applauds
Burke woos and does a Flair face bump
Dexter: In second place…
Le claps
Dexter: A HUGE TIE!
Burke quickly gets back up OH?
Dexter : King Swann VS. Galloway for the Heavyweight Championship, Rockface's Cashing In On King Swann, and Dev VS. Yuki Sakaraba!
All fitting choices…
But we all know
There can only be ONE
You know the one
That's right
Season Three's Match Of The Year goes to
🥁
Dylan Black VS. Brewer for the X*Crown!
Pyro explodes for the classic five star 🌟 match
Yuki freaks the fuck out
Burke marks out like no one else in the room, throwing pixie dust all over the place
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OH yeah, that music plays. You all know the one.
Burke : Oh shiiiiieett…
Burke: bows before his excellency
The crowd explodes in orgasm, as the Best Bout Machine steps out from the curtain
Dylan Black : Custom X-Crown and GWA World Championship around his neck, John Cena style
Burke continues bowing before the X-Crown Champion
Dylan holds out a hand 🖐️ out to Dexter
Dexter offers one back to Dylan and tries to pull him for the hug 🤗 instead
Dylan takes the hug
THE BROMANCE IS REEL
Dylan takes the award, and leans into the microphone 🎤 He pulls out reading glasses 👓 and a long paper.
Dylan: Fuck - J-ROK
And with that he takes the award and leaves.
Burke marks out again
Bulldog golf ⛳ claps 👏
THE Ref
HAHA CLASSIC DYLAN BLACK
BUT WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID ABOUT THAT MATCH MOVING RIGHT ALONG
JOINING THE STAGE TONIGHT…
OH GOD…
IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THIS?
LANCE BURKE!
Lance Burke stumbles onto the stage OHHHH!!! HEEEELLL!!! YEEEEAHHH!!!!
THE Ref
THAT BETTER BE A RABBIT 🐰 IN YOUR FRONT POCKET
Lance Burke:
BaH!!! My humble apologies, girls 👭 and squirrels, I'm afraid 😨 I'm a bit wasted! Too many Apple 🍏 Martini's🍸🍸, folks…
But regardless of that crap… ImI'm here to present the award for something that I hold very dear to my heart ♥. The award for the most SHOCKING 🤯… moments! Because shock 🤯, is a form… of MAGIC!!!!!
And I LOVE 😍 me some magic!
And now, without further ado… opens the envelope ✉ he examines the card closely… almost as if he's trying to make out what it says
Third place is a… what does that say?
You know what? Fuck it, I'll just spell it: T-I-E?
Is that what the letter is?
And the winners are:
1. Rockface Cashing In At Master Of Destiny
2. Yuki Turning Heel
and 3. The return of HIS LORDSHIP, King 👑 Brad Swann
Royale Fanfare
Lance Burke:
WOOOOOOooooo…alright.
Second place goes to…
The reveal of Dreadvan as owner of Destiny Wrestling! YEAAUH!!!
Strippers twerking around Big Van Dread
Lance Burke :
Hey, WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY STRIPPERS?!?
DAMMIT!!! Ah well… Last but not least…
The First Place spot for Shocking 🤯 Moment goes to… HIS LORDSHIP, King Brad Swann, beheading Mike Lio and Thomas Galloway!!!!
WOOO!!! Show of hands 👐 for the King 👑, eh??
Lance Burke falls over and passes out, completely drunk 🤪
Cheers erupt with cheers 🥂 out of fear 😱 for being beheaded
THE Ref
NOTES THAT THE GIGANTIC APPLAUSE 👏 NOW SIGNS ARE GLOWING LIKE THE SUN ☀
Yuki marks the fuck out, cheering 📣 for her life
Bulldog stays mute 🔕 at the front of the crowd
Royal Fanfare!
Yay Wooo
The King 👑 arrives from his castle 🏰 gates, entering the Royal Gardens with his entourage of Dreadvan, Tiggles the cat 🙀, and plenty of 💂 💂 💂 💂 💂 guards
At the moment, FWA Owner, Solomon Graham enters the building 🏢. He figured he should be here to support the King 👑
He wears a white three piece suit, with a red velvet cape draping from behind
A bright 🔆 gold 🥇 crown 👑 on his head
He steps onto the stage, inciting Solomon Graham to join him and his entourage
Graham graciously accepts, coming onto the stage and bowing 🙇 before the King 👑
Dylan claps from the front row
And at that moment, Graham flips Dylan the bird 🐦
King Brad Swann taps the microphone 🎤, smiling ☺ and smirking 😏
This award goes out to Thomas Galloway and Mike Lio…
For giving me their heads…
And this wonderful award!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!
And at that moment, Dylan flips Graham the bird 🐦
The gestures towards each other are mutual
Yuki laughs hard at the joke
GRAHAM :
Ohh…a single tear 😢 rolls down his cheek
So beautiful! he 👏 claps for his lordship
Swann gets serious
Why are you laughing 😂?
Dreadvan, why are they 😂 laughing?!
Yuki stops laughing and shits herself
breaks out in laughter in the back of the auditorium
GRAHAM :
SHUT IT PEANUT 🥜 GALLERY!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS, MAC!!
Opens portal under Yuki so she shits on herself
King Brad Swann whispers to Dreadvan… Bring me that man's head
👀
Swann thanks the audience with a brush of his hand 🖐️ and a fake smile ☺, heading to the back with his entourage
THE Ref
"THAT'S IT…
EVERYONE'S LOSING CATERING FOR THREE WEEKS"
"SO SAYETH THE OWNER"
Bulldog is making notes, smiling ☺
Graham - You tell that asshole, Big Man!
Dylan Black Mocking THE Ref -
"That's it…. EVERYONE'S LOSING CATERING FOR THREE WEEKS"
Swann comes back out, this time Dreadvan is carrying a throne
He places it in the front row
Dylan notices Swann is very close to his own seat 💺
Swann sits, flanked by guards who push people off and take the front row for themselves
LET US CONTINUE!
Graham claps for the throne, before immediately taking a seat 💺 on the ground next to the throne
Swann : Dreadvan, get this man a seat 💺
throws a man who paid for tickets 🎟 a few rows back - "There"
Swann gestures for his boss to sit
GRAHAM - God bless you, your highness!
takes the seat 💺
THE Ref
WE'LL THEN THE KING IS NOT ONE FOR SUBTLE GESTURES THAT'S FOR SURE
A GOOD REASON HE WON THAT AWARD
BUT THE SHOW CONTINUES
PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING
CRIMSON DRAGOOOONN
crowd pops
AHEM
CRIMSON
A STAGE HAND RUSHES OUT
Swann sighs
THE Ref
WHAT?
OH HELL
GRAHAM - What The Fuck?!?
THE Ref
CDRAG IS SHIT FACED AND PUKING 🤮 IN SWANN'S TOILET 🚽 UPSTAIRS
BUT WE PLANNED FOR THIS
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
ROGER RIIIIIIIGS
loud motorcycle 🏍 noises from the backstage area
GRAHAM - Oh, no. There goes another one. Just like Lance Burke.
Swann is furious
Graham just looks slightly annoyed
Roger Riggs bursts onto the scene riding a Harley! He drives through the crowd at large scattering people, before doing a few donuts in the center of the garden, driving back to the podium, he steps off the motorcycle 🏍 and nods to the King 👑
'Sup' Dreadvan, been a long time.
King Brad Swann snarls
Dreadvan nods over to Riggs direction
Riggs ascends the podium and takes an envelope ✉ out of the leather jacket he wore for the occasion
A'ight so I'm here to present the award for the feud of the season.
Graham shakes his head, before muttering under his breath, fuck this guy.
Armageddon:
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Roger Riggs: I think 🤔 we all know what that means.
In third place we got Yuki versus a developer?
THE Ref
OH MY
Roger Riggs: oh wait, it's just someone named dev
In second place is a four way tie! Dylan Versus Brewer, Swann Versus Yuki, Bulldog Versus Dunne, Ref Versus Hooded
Bulldog looks unamused 😒 at this careless announcer
Roger Riggs
Amazing Really?
Yuki claps
Roger Riggs:
But of course the winner is a forethought if anyone here has watched this season.
Graham is getting more and more furious by the second
Roger Riggs:
KING 👑 SWANN VS. DESTINY WRESTLING!
Royal Fanfare
THE Ref
I'M NOT SURE IF WE SHOULD ALL GET UP HERE OR---NEVER MIND
Graham makes some trumpet 🎺 noises, pretending to play the trumpet 🎺
Riggs walks over towards Dreadvan intentionally bumping the shoulder of Swann as he passes
Swann steps up to the stage, Tapping the microphone 🎤 again
A portal opens up next to Dylan from the trons and a bowl of popcorn 🍿 is handed to him through the portal
King Brad Swann
Well, well
Graham
Well, well, indeed.
King Brad Swann
I would like to thank you all…
FOR FUCKING NOTHING.
I did this.
This is all me.
Laughs obnoxiously loud
King Brad Swann
I usurped your petty little promotion.
I usurped your heavyweight champion.
I did it all. Me. The King.
Graham - OH, BRAVO, YOUR LORDSHIP!!! Claps 👏 obnoxiously
King Brad Swann
Your King
ALL HAIL THE KING
King Brad Swann lifts up fist 🤜 in triumph
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
King Brad Swann
YES
ALL HAIL ME, YOUR KING
Dylan takes popcorn 🍿 and dumps it on Bulldog
GRAHAM
HAIL TO THE KING!!!!
Burke briefly comes back
Burke : YEAUH!!!! passes out again
Swann takes the award and hands it to Dreadvan before heading back to his seat 💺
King Brad Swann
WOOOOOOO!
Dreadvan
LEARN TO LOVE IT
that was a tron secret recipe from
THE FUTURE… of anchovy flavored popcorn 🍿 with extra greasy butter sauce..
THE Ref
THE KING ALWAYS HAS A WAY WITH WORDS DOESN'T HE
BUT THIS NEXT PRESENTER NEVER LEAVES ANYONE EMPTY HANDED
JOINING US NOW
PAT
THE
POOOOOOOOOSTMAAAAAAAAAAN
Graham marks out.
The giant postman comes to the stage with his cat 🐱 Jess and a post in hand.
Bulldog smiles and claps.
Swann gets flashbacks of Postal PAT and his time in Champoon Wrestling.
Postal Pat
"This next award Destiny Wrestling fans represents the masterful maestros of the microphone".
"The gods of gab, the best talkers in Destiny Wrestling".
Riggs has by this point taken residence somewhere else to watch the rest of the proceedings.
Postal Pat
"This is the best promoter of Season 3..in third place…" "Javier!"
Bulldog readies himself to take the stage again.
"In second place…" "Maverick!"
Graham
Fair.
"And in first place…" "He's your king and mine… BradBrad Swann!"
Royal Fanfare
Pat leaves the post on the podium for the winner
THE Ref
THE KING IS REALLY RACKING THEM AWARDS UP NOW
"Your post sir".
Swann steps up to the podium, chuckling loudly
Graham
OHH!!! We get to hear ANOTHER speech from His Lordship!!! YES!!! YES!!!
Swann
Awh, poor Bulldog!
Bulldog
WHAT?!?!
Bulldog throws his handkerchief on the floor
Swann
Bulldog, Bet you thought that this award was yours?!
WRONG.
IT'S MINE.
IT ALWAYS WILL BE.
Anyways.
For this award I would like to thank Maverick…
Dylan has memories of the season of GWA when he swept almost all of the awards.
Swann
For Maverick being such a cuck that he became less my rival and more of a verbal punching bag.
I am the King, when I speak, whether you hate me or love me, you're listening.
There's no doubt about that.
I have the gift of gab.
And the gift of the jab to back it up.
ALL HAIL!
GRAHAM
Indeed you do, your highness!!
ALL HAIL!!!!!
Swann leaves the stage and takes his place again, once again handing the award to Dreadvan.
Bulldog knocks the empty chair next to him over.
THE Ref
AT THIS TIME I'D LIKE TO THANK RONNIE--SEE EVER SINCE HE LOST HIS JOB AT MCCW
WE'VE TAKEN HIM UNDER OUR WING
HE DOES OUR POSTERS
SO AT THIS TIME I'M GOING BACKSTAGE TO FIND THE SCAMP TO READ OUR NEXT REWARD
Moves back there.
Burke wakes up. Oh Shit, Ronnie's here?! before passing out again.
Suddenly SHOOT TO THRILL STARTS TO PLAY
And Ironman comes out from the sky
WHOA
The suit opens up and HOODED STEPS OUT!
Graham laughs at Hooded Figure's arrival
He sneaks forward and grabs the paperwork for the next award
ROOKAY OF ZE YEEEAHR
Swann is easily amused by his hooded friends spectacle
Hooded holds three fingers up, for third place
NUMBA TREE, BONDAGE PAT!
he holds a finger down
Graham laughs even harder
NUMERO DOSO, POP DA WEASEL
Riggs picks his head up at that mention of the name and raises a fist in the air in honor of weaselpop
Hooded turns to the DW logo, folding yet another finger down to flip off the DW logo
DAT MUFUCKER DEV YO ROOK OF THE YEAR BITCHES
Graham stifles a laugh at that disrespect
Bulldog applauds!
Swann slowly nods
Hooded hears the voice of the ref faintly and bolts past, dropping a package by King Swann
step by step, the slow pace of Dev "marches" onto the stage to accept his award
Graham seems very indifferent on Dev
King Brad Swann eyes up the package, slyly putting it in his pocket
Dev picks up the award… looks at it…
eh…rookie of the year or season.
Whatevs… guess one match proves something.
What now
Another match, I s'pose.
Who though.
Any takers for the first night back in a few weeks?... eh, nah.
Dev takes his sweet time walking off of the stage
Graham shakes his head, before flipping Dev the bird
Yuki claps
A bucket of shit dangles over where the ref is supposed to come out from
Graham turns his attention back to the stage… And he laughs when he notices the bucket
THE Ref comes back out and gets covered in a bucket of shit….
WHAT THE
FIRST RONNIE IS ALSO DRUNK AS ALL HELL
AND NOW A SHIT BUCKET?
Graham
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Burke wakes up again.
Burke: Where's Ronnie…? Before passing out
THE Ref
ANYWAY… WHILE I TRY TO FIND ANOTHER SHIRT
PLEASE WELCOME
RYAN YOUNNNNNNNNNNG
SCURRIES OFF PISSED
Graham: OH shit! They got Ryan Young for this. Well… golf claps
Yuki marks out
A surprising guest to the awards show as Ryan steps onto the stage in a white suit, avoiding the shit on the floor and making it to the podium
Well uhm… Never been on anything Destiny related but, without further ado, let me help in welcoming the Most Popular of Season Three!
Graham: WOOOOO!!!!
Ryan Young opens up the envelope, gives off a surprised reaction
Well, well, well… We do have a tie for third place.
That's going to… Travis Monroe and… King Brad Swann!
I shit you not, it's what it says on the cards.
Yuki claps.
Ryan
In second place, with another tie…
Bulldog Tuts at Roger Riggor Mortis
Loud popcorn munching in the background from Hunter Storms
Riggor Mortis flips Bulldog off
Ryan
In second place we have Subject #42 and… Yuki Sakaraba!
Meaning in first place, and no ties with this one… A drum roll please?
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The man that calls himself "King Shit of Fuck Mountain"... Maverick!
Swann sneers
Come collect your award, sir!
A Portal opens up backstage in front of THE Ref where several ref shirts spew out… all small, extra small, or meant for female strippers.
… faint yelling from the back "I fucking guess!"
Riggor Mortis applauds for Maverick
Maverick steps onto the stage, a bit perplexed with the award
Bulldog stands and applauds
Maverick
Wow, thanks. I never thought I'd get the award here.
King Swann has been sweeping them all up.
And rightfully so.
Most Popular of the Season
Well, thank you all who voted.
… And a massive fuck you to Javier and El Combatiente…
Oh, and Keith Williams…
Maverick begins to walk away
Yuki claps
THE Ref rushes out in his female stripper shirt hastily put on tie, still covered in some gunk
"Wait!"
You got to announce an award too
A SPECIAL ONE
Maverick turns around - OH SHIT I DO!
THE Ref
READ THE CARD FOR THE FOLKS AT HOME
Maverick
Aight, let's do this.
We move from Most Popular… glances at some people in the crowd.. to Most Hated.
Swann side eyes Dreadvan and smirks
Dreadvan nods knowingly
Maverick
In third place, we have the late and great Thomas Galloway
THE Ref
RIP SWEET PRINCE
Swann claps all over the top
Hooded boo's
King Brad Swann
WOOOO! GO GALLOWAY! MuahHaaaahahahaha!!!
Hooded
I mean cheers for Thomas Galloway
Maverick
In second place, we have a three way tie going to…
Johnny Bulldog
Crimson Dragon
Maverick looks right into the direction of King Swann…
And your reigning Destiny Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, Rockface Anchorage.
King Brad Swann's eyes are wide
Maverick winks at Swann
Swann's look of shock turns into a smirk
Maverick
I look up to our faithful King, but he might as well come on down, the poor sod.
In first place, and by no fucking surprise either, is King Brad Swann!
King Brad Swann struts onto the stage!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thank you all, genuinely.
For it is your hate that guides me to victory.
Not because I am an evil man.
No, we all know that I am not so..
But, because hatred is a gateway to love.
A special gateway drug.
Come Season 4,you'll all be going to rehab.
Hooded
Go Swann
King Brad Swann
And that hate will turn into love
ALL HAIL!
Dreadvan
ALL HAIL THE KING
Swann thanks the crowd and throws the Most Hated Award to Dreadvan
THE Ref throws another guy further back to make room for these awards
AND NOW THE AWARD
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS
AND WE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSON TO ANNOUNCE IT
PLEASE EVERYONE
GIVE A HAND TO EL COMMMMBAAATIIIIIIIIIENNNTEEEEEEEEEE
El Combatiente walks out onto the stage slightly confused and alone with a card in one hand and THE award in the other
Hola a todos, Estoy muy contendo de estar acqui en Destino y anunciar El premio El luchador del ano.
En primer lugar, Yuki Sakaraba se encuentra en tercer lugar.
El Segundo lugar es un empate entre El Tjeto 42 y Thomas Galloway is a puede descansar en pieza.
Swann whispers to Dreadvan, French is such a beautiful language.
El Combatiente
Y El mejor luchador del ano, tu Rey Brad Swann.
King Brad Swann
CAN I HAVE A TRANSLATOR PLEASE!
Cheers are heard all around
El Combatiente sets the award down on the podium and steps aside for Swann to accept his award
Swann eyes widen
WAIT
DOES THIS MEAN?!
He rushes up to the stage as Pyro goes off
He looks EC up and down
And offers him a big hug
YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
El Combatiente hugs Swann back, he's a hugger
King Brad Swann
El Combatiente, GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR NATIVE TONGUE!
claps for the two kings
Swann taps the podium
A portal opens and a hand appears and sprays them both with disinfectant spray
King Brad Swann
Thank you, wait, what was that?
Swann eyes up Dreadvan
Are we under attack??
REGARDLESS
Let's not sit on our hands and pretend like we didn't know this was coming…
It was inevitable.
This has been my season… my year..since the very moment I stepped face to face with Thomas Galloway all the way back in June. I broke his leg, won the world title.
I usurped Destiny from the hands of Johnny Bulldog in a one sided affair that saw all the odds against me..
Where are those odds now?
I am the King.
Bulldog straightens up his jacket
King Brad Swann
Undisputed in fact.
Unbeatable in nature
Snarls in Rockface's direction
I am the rightful World Heavyweight Champion
Rockface looks angered, raising the title
King Brad Swann
I will knock that fake crown off of your head just like I have done Maverick's.
bows to the king
Dreadvan's strippers are simping for your WRESTLER OF THE YEAR
Yuki starts to clap
King Brad Swann
I will be your TRUE Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion once more.
ALL FUCKING HAIL!
Rockface smirks, raising the championship at the back of the room
King Brad Swann takes care of his award, not handing it to Dreadvan
"My King, if I may?"
King Brad Swann
Go ahead, squire.
This fat…thing…that everyone calls the champion
He's been laughing at you all night long
El Combatiente quickly exits the stage before things get heavy
I've been watching with a very close eye on him
Rockface laughs even louder to make a point
And I
Sighs
I would not like to take the spotlight from you, but they're doing everything to tarnish your name, tarnish The Kingdom and that ruled all of the land
To be frank, I've had enough.
THE Ref
uh oh…
King Brad Swann
Swann raises an eyebrow
Gareth…
Gareth
Rockface, I couldn't care less if you laughed, cried, or even shit yourself back there.
Rockface
Gareth… Gareth… Shut up before I end your career before it starts.
Gareth
You have ruined the great name of The Kingdom, with three rejects -
End my career, you say?
Rockface
End your career, I say.
Swann goes to place a hand on Gareth's shoulder
Gareth you don't have to do this - -
Rockface
You're good… But, you're not… us.
Gareth
My King, he leaves me no choice.
Everyone's been making plans for the opening to Season Four.
Well.. I want to cash in my cheque.
Rockface
Your cheque? Is it forged?
Gareth
No, but your reign will be.
Rockface
I humiliated your "King". You dare say that you can do better than him?
I want to see you there, Rockface, you fat belligerent sack of shit.
King Brad Swann scoffs at "humiliated"... he cashed in like a coward!
I want to see you in the ring, Rockface
Fight like the supposed man you are
King Brad Swann
You know what Gareth…
FUCK HIM UP.
Gareth
And not like a coward you were to the King.
Rockface picks up Gareth and throws him like a dart, snapping the podium in half!
Coward?!
Swann charges at Rockface!
Gareth falls off the stage
Rockface says to Gareth ; you're out of your depth, little guy.
Rockface staggers as Swann bounces off him
Hooded drops an elbow on Yuki from the rafters
THE Ref
ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE
Swann smashes the award over the top of Rockface's head out of anger!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Gareth
STOP!
this is awesome chants break out
A massive gash opens up on Rockface's head
Swann smirks
Mitchell stands up from the wreckage
ROCKFACE, HEED MY FUCKING WARNING TO YOU.
YOU WANT TO PROVE YOU ARE NO COWARD
THEN BEAT ME
Rockface laughs at Gareth, blood dripping from his skull
Guards rush in to break things up, pulling away Swann to safety
Gareth
I WILL DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO RIP YOU APART
even if I have to sacrifice my career in the process.
Swann is eyes wide!
THE Ref
OH HELL, HERE WE GO
King Brad Swann is trying to battle past the guards and get to Rockface but Dreadvan is blocking his way
Hooded shoots someone with an rpg!
Gareth
What I want is simple, it's two things.
I want you one on one, all or nothing.
Title and my career on the line.
That's one thing I want.
An rpg takes off Magnus' robot arm
Rockface looks at Gareth
Gareth
And the second?
Why was Magnus here, who knows
King Brad Swann
Gareth, Gareth.
Gareth smirks as he looks to the King and back to Rockface.
I want your head.
All hail the true Kingdom.
THE Kingdom.
Rockface laughs
This is where everyone says "Yes! I can beat the Kingdom!" right?
I know better than that. I am a student and tutor of this game.
HAIL THE KINGDOM! HAIL THE COLLECTOR OF SKULLS!
Rockface
I see in you what I see in Yuki and Armageddon.
But, I am the Champion and you hold no power towards me.
Gareth
I know I don't, but I know someone who does.
King Brad Swann
That may be so---but I hold power over everyone here! EVEN YOU ROCKFACE
Rockface
So sure, you can face me. You win, you can say that you are better than your own "King" with my Championship.
You lose, I teach you everything I know. Win, win.
King Brad Swann
Now hold on a second, can we allow the King to actually speak?!
knows Swann doesn't hold shit over Dylan
King Brad Swann
After all, I'm running this fucking Kingdom.
Are you?
Rockface raises the title and headbutts one of the guards.
King Brad Swann motions to the royal gardens
Cashing in on a battle worn man doesn't make you a hero.. It makes you a coward.
Normally, I would say no to this proposition Gareth made.
After all, I am rightfully in line for a championship rematch - and I need no one to battle for me.
Which, I have proven time and time again.
But, on this one exception.
I feel a slight change of heart.
I see the fire in Gareth's eyes.
I see the challenge he is attempting to put himself through…
And I like it.
Rockface nods in agreement at the last statement
King Brad Swann
I will officially make this match for the opening of Season 4!
BUT------
Whoever walks out of that match, world title and head in tow..
Know this, your celebration will be short lived.
I am the King.
ALL HAIL!
THE Ref
WELL NOW
Bulldog
ENOUGH!
The cries of Bulldog echo over the loudspeaker
King Brad Swann
Bulldog?!
Bulldog
ENOUGH ALL OF YOU!
WHAT IS THIS SHIT SHOW?!?
Swann looks confused
Shit show?
Scoffs
Bulldog :
CHOPPING OFF HEADS, SMASHING TROPHIES,
AWARDING YOURSELVES TITLE SHOTS?!?
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS WITH ME IN CHARGE!
Swann rolls his eyes
Riggor Mortis gives Dreadvan a fist bump and hops on his Harley Davidson
Maverick prepares the television set for End of Days Night 1.
Bulldog :
I'M BACK BETTER THAN EVER, SWANN, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I TA--
The microphone cuts off.
King Brad Swann
Is this man drunk?
Does he forget the punishment and embarrassment I put him through to usurp this company by force?
Scoffs.
Stupid little Bulldog.
Remember when I beat you so hard, that you became my little bitch?!?
Shouts can be heard from the rafters but nothing can be made out from them.
Then when I disappeared, you scurried off to another 'king' and became his bitch?
Because I certainly haven't forgotten…
And I'm sure that these people haven't either.
You want your promotion back?
Then Season 4 you better start putting in the fucking work.
A muffled shouty yes is heard
King Brad Swann
I will destroy you again.
This time, however, you won't become my bitch---
You'll become another head on my mantle.
I wish you the best of luck.
Bulldog manages to plug the microphone back in
EITHER I DO THIS FOR DESTINY… OR DIE TRYING!
King Brad Swann
Now that's the spirit!
THE Ref
WELL NOW
Swann downs a pint of alcohol
THANK YOU ALL FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING!
SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT AT THE END OF DAYS!
Swann exits the stage, and the gardens, heading back to the castle and with his entourage
THE Ref
WITH THAT WE HAVE OUR TITLE MATCH
AND ANOTHER HUGE MATCH ALREADY LINED UP FOR SEASON 4.
Rockface staggers out as the cut on his head gets too much to bear. Bulldog following suit, eyeing up the King.
THE Ref
PLUS THE SHOOTING STAR TITLE NEEDS A HOME
JOIN US THEN!
THANK YOU ALL
WATCH EOD
THE Coomer
WELCOME EVERYONE
TO DESTINY WRESTLING'S
SEASON THREE AWARDS SHOW
Raucous applause from the crowd
Royal Fanfare
the ref is wearing his usual shit, but also a tie that smarts smart guy on it
Burke simply sits, front row, enjoying his Apple 🍏 Martini
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THE Coomer
KING SWANN HAS GRACIOUSLY OFFERED US A VENUE FOR TONIGHT'S PROCEEDINGS
HAIL TO THE KING AS IT WERE
The King stands on the balcony, waving
Burke
HAIL TO THE KING!!!
salutes Swann
King Brad Swann
Please, I hope you enjoy tonight's grand event!
Bulldog gives the royal court the side eye 👁, as Rockface stomps in late, title around the waist
My Royal Gardens are groomed specifically for occasions like th-
side eyes 👀 Dreadvan
He's here.
Swann's face goes red
He attempts to control himself
THE Coomer
er… Sorry sir, he's kind of the champ…
Burke smirks, knowing that drama is afoot.
Hooded sits in the rafters
King Brad Swann
ENJOY TONIGHT'S EVENT!
Burke: WHOOOO!!!
Swann exits back into the castle 🏰 with Dreadvan in tow
Bulldog takes the opportunity to sneak onto the stage
THE Coomer
THANK YOU FOR THOSE KIND WORDS KI--
OH I GUESS BULLDOG IS READY TO GO
GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE 👏
claps
round of applause from the crowd
Burke marks out harder than anyone
Distinguished guests, Lord's, Ladies, Gentlemen… Kings…
FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND YOUR KING MAAAAAVERICK… I hope you enjoy the evening, and it is my honour to present the first award. The first award of the evening celebrates the best events on the calendar, where each of our stars goes above and beyond, our Pay Per Views.
Perks an eyebrow up
You have voted in your hundreds and thousands, and here I have your results.
crowd claps
In the category of Pay Per View of the Year, Third place goes to…
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Rhapsody!
claps from the crowd
few tears 😭 for Galloway and Lio
Le cries
😭
no tears because hooded laughs at them
In silver 🥈 medal position…
for Lio
Unfinished Business!
claps from crowd
Burke marks out
And I shouldn't need to tell you the winner, but it was a good night for me…
Bulldog coughs, unveiling a handkerchief with the numbers "5-3", before laughing 😂
You have decided that the Pay Per View of the Year is…
MASTER OF DESTINY!
Crowd stands and applauds
Yuki claps 👏 👏 loudly
THE Ref
INDEED MASTER OF DESTINY
THIS YEAR WAS A BARN BURNER
Burke removes his shirt and swings it around, beating his chest like a maniac
Pyro explodes on either side of the stage
Bulldog stands back, applauding
THE Ref
AS OF THIS TIME ⌚, DREADVAN WILL COME OUT TO RECEIVE THE AWA--
Arope falls from the rafters
THE Ref
WHAT'S THIS?!
Hooded falls from the rafters slowly, mission impossible 🙅 style
Mission Impossible 🙅 music plays out of the speakers
Burke sings the Mission Impossible 🙅 theme himself, along with Hooded's motions
HOODED GRABS THE AWARD AND STICKS IT UP HIS ASS
HE RIPS OFF HIS JACKET TO REVEAL A JETPACK!
Burke: OH SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
THE Ref
WOAH
Crowd oohs and ahhhs
Bulldog looks furious
DESPICABLE!
DECORUM IN DESTINY MUST BE RESTORED!
HOODED TURNS ON THE JETPACK AND FLIES THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW, CRASHING THROUGH IT
Burke laughs at how furious Bulldog is
THE Ref
THERE HE GOES…
BUT HOLD ON
Armageddon stands back, next to his mentor Rockface Anchorage with a blank stare, showing no emotions at all
GLASS RAINS ON THE CROWD AS HOODED FLIES AWAY
THE Ref
THAT SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR AWARD
Bulldog :
I MEAN WE WORKED HARD FOR THAT AWARD!
THE Ref
AND NOW IT'S RAINING GLASS
SEEK COVER
Burke: Hold on! snaps his fingers and the award re-appears in the Ref's hand, There.
Bulldog
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER'S!
A large turd covered award falls into the ref's hand
Crowd ooohs and aaahs at the magic
Burke throws Pixie Dust into the audience
Bulldog composes himself
OKAY cool, we're good? Great, Hooray me!
THE Ref
REGARDLESS
THANKS BULLDOG
Burke stifles a chuckle
THE Ref
AND CONGRATULATIONS DESTINY
Bulldog takes his seat 💺 front row, using the "3" side of his handkerchief to wipe down the glass
THE Ref
AND NOW
A SPECIAL PRESENTER
COMING ALL THE WAY FROM JROK
PLEASE WELCOME
DEXTER…..
POOOOOOOOINNNT
Burke : OH SHIT DAWG!!!!
crowd cheers
Yuki marks out
They pop maggle
Bulldog stands and applauds for his old friend
Burke pulls out a cartoon baseball bat and bashes himself over the head with it
Dexter Point:
youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw
White and Nerdy hits as he makes his way out from the rear curtain. Bright Yellow Suit and Bowtie. He adjusts his glasses 👓 and waves before heading to the podium
Dexter Point:
So this next award.. I know a lot about
Putting on matches that make people laugh, cry, and ultimately scream 😱 their heads off.
That's what we all do this for
A distant voice in the back
HALL OF FAME WOO!!
And even in Destiny there are matches that just stand out as some of the best.
Dexter checks his envelope ✉
In third place…
The Royal Invitational Battle Royale!
What a multiman classic, huh?
Crowd applauds
Burke woos and does a Flair face bump
Dexter: In second place…
Le claps
Dexter: A HUGE TIE!
Burke quickly gets back up OH?
Dexter : King Swann VS. Galloway for the Heavyweight Championship, Rockface's Cashing In On King Swann, and Dev VS. Yuki Sakaraba!
All fitting choices…
But we all know
There can only be ONE
You know the one
That's right
Season Three's Match Of The Year goes to
🥁
Dylan Black VS. Brewer for the X*Crown!
Pyro explodes for the classic five star 🌟 match
Yuki freaks the fuck out
Burke marks out like no one else in the room, throwing pixie dust all over the place
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OH yeah, that music plays. You all know the one.
Burke : Oh shiiiiieett…
Burke: bows before his excellency
The crowd explodes in orgasm, as the Best Bout Machine steps out from the curtain
Dylan Black : Custom X-Crown and GWA World Championship around his neck, John Cena style
Burke continues bowing before the X-Crown Champion
Dylan holds out a hand 🖐️ out to Dexter
Dexter offers one back to Dylan and tries to pull him for the hug 🤗 instead
Dylan takes the hug
THE BROMANCE IS REEL
Dylan takes the award, and leans into the microphone 🎤 He pulls out reading glasses 👓 and a long paper.
Dylan: Fuck - J-ROK
And with that he takes the award and leaves.
Burke marks out again
Bulldog golf ⛳ claps 👏
THE Ref
HAHA CLASSIC DYLAN BLACK
BUT WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID ABOUT THAT MATCH MOVING RIGHT ALONG
JOINING THE STAGE TONIGHT…
OH GOD…
IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THIS?
LANCE BURKE!
Lance Burke stumbles onto the stage OHHHH!!! HEEEELLL!!! YEEEEAHHH!!!!
THE Ref
THAT BETTER BE A RABBIT 🐰 IN YOUR FRONT POCKET
Lance Burke:
BaH!!! My humble apologies, girls 👭 and squirrels, I'm afraid 😨 I'm a bit wasted! Too many Apple 🍏 Martini's🍸🍸, folks…
But regardless of that crap… ImI'm here to present the award for something that I hold very dear to my heart ♥. The award for the most SHOCKING 🤯… moments! Because shock 🤯, is a form… of MAGIC!!!!!
And I LOVE 😍 me some magic!
And now, without further ado… opens the envelope ✉ he examines the card closely… almost as if he's trying to make out what it says
Third place is a… what does that say?
You know what? Fuck it, I'll just spell it: T-I-E?
Is that what the letter is?
And the winners are:
1. Rockface Cashing In At Master Of Destiny
2. Yuki Turning Heel
and 3. The return of HIS LORDSHIP, King 👑 Brad Swann
Royale Fanfare
Lance Burke:
WOOOOOOooooo…alright.
Second place goes to…
The reveal of Dreadvan as owner of Destiny Wrestling! YEAAUH!!!
Strippers twerking around Big Van Dread
Lance Burke :
Hey, WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY STRIPPERS?!?
DAMMIT!!! Ah well… Last but not least…
The First Place spot for Shocking 🤯 Moment goes to… HIS LORDSHIP, King Brad Swann, beheading Mike Lio and Thomas Galloway!!!!
WOOO!!! Show of hands 👐 for the King 👑, eh??
Lance Burke falls over and passes out, completely drunk 🤪
Cheers erupt with cheers 🥂 out of fear 😱 for being beheaded
THE Ref
NOTES THAT THE GIGANTIC APPLAUSE 👏 NOW SIGNS ARE GLOWING LIKE THE SUN ☀
Yuki marks the fuck out, cheering 📣 for her life
Bulldog stays mute 🔕 at the front of the crowd
Royal Fanfare!
Yay Wooo
The King 👑 arrives from his castle 🏰 gates, entering the Royal Gardens with his entourage of Dreadvan, Tiggles the cat 🙀, and plenty of 💂 💂 💂 💂 💂 guards
At the moment, FWA Owner, Solomon Graham enters the building 🏢. He figured he should be here to support the King 👑
He wears a white three piece suit, with a red velvet cape draping from behind
A bright 🔆 gold 🥇 crown 👑 on his head
He steps onto the stage, inciting Solomon Graham to join him and his entourage
Graham graciously accepts, coming onto the stage and bowing 🙇 before the King 👑
Dylan claps from the front row
And at that moment, Graham flips Dylan the bird 🐦
King Brad Swann taps the microphone 🎤, smiling ☺ and smirking 😏
This award goes out to Thomas Galloway and Mike Lio…
For giving me their heads…
And this wonderful award!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!
And at that moment, Dylan flips Graham the bird 🐦
The gestures towards each other are mutual
Yuki laughs hard at the joke
GRAHAM :
Ohh…a single tear 😢 rolls down his cheek
So beautiful! he 👏 claps for his lordship
Swann gets serious
Why are you laughing 😂?
Dreadvan, why are they 😂 laughing?!
Yuki stops laughing and shits herself
breaks out in laughter in the back of the auditorium
GRAHAM :
SHUT IT PEANUT 🥜 GALLERY!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS, MAC!!
Opens portal under Yuki so she shits on herself
King Brad Swann whispers to Dreadvan… Bring me that man's head
👀
Swann thanks the audience with a brush of his hand 🖐️ and a fake smile ☺, heading to the back with his entourage
THE Ref
"THAT'S IT…
EVERYONE'S LOSING CATERING FOR THREE WEEKS"
"SO SAYETH THE OWNER"
Bulldog is making notes, smiling ☺
Graham - You tell that asshole, Big Man!
Dylan Black Mocking THE Ref -
"That's it…. EVERYONE'S LOSING CATERING FOR THREE WEEKS"
Swann comes back out, this time Dreadvan is carrying a throne
He places it in the front row
Dylan notices Swann is very close to his own seat 💺
Swann sits, flanked by guards who push people off and take the front row for themselves
LET US CONTINUE!
Graham claps for the throne, before immediately taking a seat 💺 on the ground next to the throne
Swann : Dreadvan, get this man a seat 💺
throws a man who paid for tickets 🎟 a few rows back - "There"
Swann gestures for his boss to sit
GRAHAM - God bless you, your highness!
takes the seat 💺
THE Ref
WE'LL THEN THE KING IS NOT ONE FOR SUBTLE GESTURES THAT'S FOR SURE
A GOOD REASON HE WON THAT AWARD
BUT THE SHOW CONTINUES
PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING
CRIMSON DRAGOOOONN
crowd pops
AHEM
CRIMSON
A STAGE HAND RUSHES OUT
Swann sighs
THE Ref
WHAT?
OH HELL
GRAHAM - What The Fuck?!?
THE Ref
CDRAG IS SHIT FACED AND PUKING 🤮 IN SWANN'S TOILET 🚽 UPSTAIRS
BUT WE PLANNED FOR THIS
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
ROGER RIIIIIIIGS
loud motorcycle 🏍 noises from the backstage area
GRAHAM - Oh, no. There goes another one. Just like Lance Burke.
Swann is furious
Graham just looks slightly annoyed
Roger Riggs bursts onto the scene riding a Harley! He drives through the crowd at large scattering people, before doing a few donuts in the center of the garden, driving back to the podium, he steps off the motorcycle 🏍 and nods to the King 👑
'Sup' Dreadvan, been a long time.
King Brad Swann snarls
Dreadvan nods over to Riggs direction
Riggs ascends the podium and takes an envelope ✉ out of the leather jacket he wore for the occasion
A'ight so I'm here to present the award for the feud of the season.
Graham shakes his head, before muttering under his breath, fuck this guy.
Armageddon:
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Roger Riggs: I think 🤔 we all know what that means.
In third place we got Yuki versus a developer?
THE Ref
OH MY
Roger Riggs: oh wait, it's just someone named dev
In second place is a four way tie! Dylan Versus Brewer, Swann Versus Yuki, Bulldog Versus Dunne, Ref Versus Hooded
Bulldog looks unamused 😒 at this careless announcer
Roger Riggs
Amazing Really?
Yuki claps
Roger Riggs:
But of course the winner is a forethought if anyone here has watched this season.
Graham is getting more and more furious by the second
Roger Riggs:
KING 👑 SWANN VS. DESTINY WRESTLING!
Royal Fanfare
THE Ref
I'M NOT SURE IF WE SHOULD ALL GET UP HERE OR---NEVER MIND
Graham makes some trumpet 🎺 noises, pretending to play the trumpet 🎺
Riggs walks over towards Dreadvan intentionally bumping the shoulder of Swann as he passes
Swann steps up to the stage, Tapping the microphone 🎤 again
A portal opens up next to Dylan from the trons and a bowl of popcorn 🍿 is handed to him through the portal
King Brad Swann
Well, well
Graham
Well, well, indeed.
King Brad Swann
I would like to thank you all…
FOR FUCKING NOTHING.
I did this.
This is all me.
Laughs obnoxiously loud
King Brad Swann
I usurped your petty little promotion.
I usurped your heavyweight champion.
I did it all. Me. The King.
Graham - OH, BRAVO, YOUR LORDSHIP!!! Claps 👏 obnoxiously
King Brad Swann
Your King
ALL HAIL THE KING
King Brad Swann lifts up fist 🤜 in triumph
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
King Brad Swann
YES
ALL HAIL ME, YOUR KING
Dylan takes popcorn 🍿 and dumps it on Bulldog
GRAHAM
HAIL TO THE KING!!!!
Burke briefly comes back
Burke : YEAUH!!!! passes out again
Swann takes the award and hands it to Dreadvan before heading back to his seat 💺
King Brad Swann
WOOOOOOO!
Dreadvan
LEARN TO LOVE IT
that was a tron secret recipe from
THE FUTURE… of anchovy flavored popcorn 🍿 with extra greasy butter sauce..
THE Ref
THE KING ALWAYS HAS A WAY WITH WORDS DOESN'T HE
BUT THIS NEXT PRESENTER NEVER LEAVES ANYONE EMPTY HANDED
JOINING US NOW
PAT
THE
POOOOOOOOOSTMAAAAAAAAAAN
Graham marks out.
The giant postman comes to the stage with his cat 🐱 Jess and a post in hand.
Bulldog smiles and claps.
Swann gets flashbacks of Postal PAT and his time in Champoon Wrestling.
Postal Pat
"This next award Destiny Wrestling fans represents the masterful maestros of the microphone".
"The gods of gab, the best talkers in Destiny Wrestling".
Riggs has by this point taken residence somewhere else to watch the rest of the proceedings.
Postal Pat
"This is the best promoter of Season 3..in third place…" "Javier!"
Bulldog readies himself to take the stage again.
"In second place…" "Maverick!"
Graham
Fair.
"And in first place…" "He's your king and mine… BradBrad Swann!"
Royal Fanfare
Pat leaves the post on the podium for the winner
THE Ref
THE KING IS REALLY RACKING THEM AWARDS UP NOW
"Your post sir".
Swann steps up to the podium, chuckling loudly
Graham
OHH!!! We get to hear ANOTHER speech from His Lordship!!! YES!!! YES!!!
Swann
Awh, poor Bulldog!
Bulldog
WHAT?!?!
Bulldog throws his handkerchief on the floor
Swann
Bulldog, Bet you thought that this award was yours?!
WRONG.
IT'S MINE.
IT ALWAYS WILL BE.
Anyways.
For this award I would like to thank Maverick…
Dylan has memories of the season of GWA when he swept almost all of the awards.
Swann
For Maverick being such a cuck that he became less my rival and more of a verbal punching bag.
I am the King, when I speak, whether you hate me or love me, you're listening.
There's no doubt about that.
I have the gift of gab.
And the gift of the jab to back it up.
ALL HAIL!
GRAHAM
Indeed you do, your highness!!
ALL HAIL!!!!!
Swann leaves the stage and takes his place again, once again handing the award to Dreadvan.
Bulldog knocks the empty chair next to him over.
THE Ref
AT THIS TIME I'D LIKE TO THANK RONNIE--SEE EVER SINCE HE LOST HIS JOB AT MCCW
WE'VE TAKEN HIM UNDER OUR WING
HE DOES OUR POSTERS
SO AT THIS TIME I'M GOING BACKSTAGE TO FIND THE SCAMP TO READ OUR NEXT REWARD
Moves back there.
Burke wakes up. Oh Shit, Ronnie's here?! before passing out again.
Suddenly SHOOT TO THRILL STARTS TO PLAY
And Ironman comes out from the sky
WHOA
The suit opens up and HOODED STEPS OUT!
Graham laughs at Hooded Figure's arrival
He sneaks forward and grabs the paperwork for the next award
ROOKAY OF ZE YEEEAHR
Swann is easily amused by his hooded friends spectacle
Hooded holds three fingers up, for third place
NUMBA TREE, BONDAGE PAT!
he holds a finger down
Graham laughs even harder
NUMERO DOSO, POP DA WEASEL
Riggs picks his head up at that mention of the name and raises a fist in the air in honor of weaselpop
Hooded turns to the DW logo, folding yet another finger down to flip off the DW logo
DAT MUFUCKER DEV YO ROOK OF THE YEAR BITCHES
Graham stifles a laugh at that disrespect
Bulldog applauds!
Swann slowly nods
Hooded hears the voice of the ref faintly and bolts past, dropping a package by King Swann
step by step, the slow pace of Dev "marches" onto the stage to accept his award
Graham seems very indifferent on Dev
King Brad Swann eyes up the package, slyly putting it in his pocket
Dev picks up the award… looks at it…
eh…rookie of the year or season.
Whatevs… guess one match proves something.
What now
Another match, I s'pose.
Who though.
Any takers for the first night back in a few weeks?... eh, nah.
Dev takes his sweet time walking off of the stage
Graham shakes his head, before flipping Dev the bird
Yuki claps
A bucket of shit dangles over where the ref is supposed to come out from
Graham turns his attention back to the stage… And he laughs when he notices the bucket
THE Ref comes back out and gets covered in a bucket of shit….
WHAT THE
FIRST RONNIE IS ALSO DRUNK AS ALL HELL
AND NOW A SHIT BUCKET?
Graham
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Burke wakes up again.
Burke: Where's Ronnie…? Before passing out
THE Ref
ANYWAY… WHILE I TRY TO FIND ANOTHER SHIRT
PLEASE WELCOME
RYAN YOUNNNNNNNNNNG
SCURRIES OFF PISSED
Graham: OH shit! They got Ryan Young for this. Well… golf claps
Yuki marks out
A surprising guest to the awards show as Ryan steps onto the stage in a white suit, avoiding the shit on the floor and making it to the podium
Well uhm… Never been on anything Destiny related but, without further ado, let me help in welcoming the Most Popular of Season Three!
Graham: WOOOOO!!!!
Ryan Young opens up the envelope, gives off a surprised reaction
Well, well, well… We do have a tie for third place.
That's going to… Travis Monroe and… King Brad Swann!
I shit you not, it's what it says on the cards.
Yuki claps.
Ryan
In second place, with another tie…
Bulldog Tuts at Roger Riggor Mortis
Loud popcorn munching in the background from Hunter Storms
Riggor Mortis flips Bulldog off
Ryan
In second place we have Subject #42 and… Yuki Sakaraba!
Meaning in first place, and no ties with this one… A drum roll please?
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The man that calls himself "King Shit of Fuck Mountain"... Maverick!
Swann sneers
Come collect your award, sir!
A Portal opens up backstage in front of THE Ref where several ref shirts spew out… all small, extra small, or meant for female strippers.
… faint yelling from the back "I fucking guess!"
Riggor Mortis applauds for Maverick
Maverick steps onto the stage, a bit perplexed with the award
Bulldog stands and applauds
Maverick
Wow, thanks. I never thought I'd get the award here.
King Swann has been sweeping them all up.
And rightfully so.
Most Popular of the Season
Well, thank you all who voted.
… And a massive fuck you to Javier and El Combatiente…
Oh, and Keith Williams…
Maverick begins to walk away
Yuki claps
THE Ref rushes out in his female stripper shirt hastily put on tie, still covered in some gunk
"Wait!"
You got to announce an award too
A SPECIAL ONE
Maverick turns around - OH SHIT I DO!
THE Ref
READ THE CARD FOR THE FOLKS AT HOME
Maverick
Aight, let's do this.
We move from Most Popular… glances at some people in the crowd.. to Most Hated.
Swann side eyes Dreadvan and smirks
Dreadvan nods knowingly
Maverick
In third place, we have the late and great Thomas Galloway
THE Ref
RIP SWEET PRINCE
Swann claps all over the top
Hooded boo's
King Brad Swann
WOOOO! GO GALLOWAY! MuahHaaaahahahaha!!!
Hooded
I mean cheers for Thomas Galloway
Maverick
In second place, we have a three way tie going to…
Johnny Bulldog
Crimson Dragon
Maverick looks right into the direction of King Swann…
And your reigning Destiny Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, Rockface Anchorage.
King Brad Swann's eyes are wide
Maverick winks at Swann
Swann's look of shock turns into a smirk
Maverick
I look up to our faithful King, but he might as well come on down, the poor sod.
In first place, and by no fucking surprise either, is King Brad Swann!
King Brad Swann struts onto the stage!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thank you all, genuinely.
For it is your hate that guides me to victory.
Not because I am an evil man.
No, we all know that I am not so..
But, because hatred is a gateway to love.
A special gateway drug.
Come Season 4,you'll all be going to rehab.
Hooded
Go Swann
King Brad Swann
And that hate will turn into love
ALL HAIL!
Dreadvan
ALL HAIL THE KING
Swann thanks the crowd and throws the Most Hated Award to Dreadvan
THE Ref throws another guy further back to make room for these awards
AND NOW THE AWARD
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS
AND WE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSON TO ANNOUNCE IT
PLEASE EVERYONE
GIVE A HAND TO EL COMMMMBAAATIIIIIIIIIENNNTEEEEEEEEEE
El Combatiente walks out onto the stage slightly confused and alone with a card in one hand and THE award in the other
Hola a todos, Estoy muy contendo de estar acqui en Destino y anunciar El premio El luchador del ano.
En primer lugar, Yuki Sakaraba se encuentra en tercer lugar.
El Segundo lugar es un empate entre El Tjeto 42 y Thomas Galloway is a puede descansar en pieza.
Swann whispers to Dreadvan, French is such a beautiful language.
El Combatiente
Y El mejor luchador del ano, tu Rey Brad Swann.
King Brad Swann
CAN I HAVE A TRANSLATOR PLEASE!
Cheers are heard all around
El Combatiente sets the award down on the podium and steps aside for Swann to accept his award
Swann eyes widen
WAIT
DOES THIS MEAN?!
He rushes up to the stage as Pyro goes off
He looks EC up and down
And offers him a big hug
YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
El Combatiente hugs Swann back, he's a hugger
King Brad Swann
El Combatiente, GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR NATIVE TONGUE!
claps for the two kings
Swann taps the podium
A portal opens and a hand appears and sprays them both with disinfectant spray
King Brad Swann
Thank you, wait, what was that?
Swann eyes up Dreadvan
Are we under attack??
REGARDLESS
Let's not sit on our hands and pretend like we didn't know this was coming…
It was inevitable.
This has been my season… my year..since the very moment I stepped face to face with Thomas Galloway all the way back in June. I broke his leg, won the world title.
I usurped Destiny from the hands of Johnny Bulldog in a one sided affair that saw all the odds against me..
Where are those odds now?
I am the King.
Bulldog straightens up his jacket
King Brad Swann
Undisputed in fact.
Unbeatable in nature
Snarls in Rockface's direction
I am the rightful World Heavyweight Champion
Rockface looks angered, raising the title
King Brad Swann
I will knock that fake crown off of your head just like I have done Maverick's.
bows to the king
Dreadvan's strippers are simping for your WRESTLER OF THE YEAR
Yuki starts to clap
King Brad Swann
I will be your TRUE Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion once more.
ALL FUCKING HAIL!
Rockface smirks, raising the championship at the back of the room
King Brad Swann takes care of his award, not handing it to Dreadvan
"My King, if I may?"
King Brad Swann
Go ahead, squire.
This fat…thing…that everyone calls the champion
He's been laughing at you all night long
El Combatiente quickly exits the stage before things get heavy
I've been watching with a very close eye on him
Rockface laughs even louder to make a point
And I
Sighs
I would not like to take the spotlight from you, but they're doing everything to tarnish your name, tarnish The Kingdom and that ruled all of the land
To be frank, I've had enough.
THE Ref
uh oh…
King Brad Swann
Swann raises an eyebrow
Gareth…
Gareth
Rockface, I couldn't care less if you laughed, cried, or even shit yourself back there.
Rockface
Gareth… Gareth… Shut up before I end your career before it starts.
Gareth
You have ruined the great name of The Kingdom, with three rejects -
End my career, you say?
Rockface
End your career, I say.
Swann goes to place a hand on Gareth's shoulder
Gareth you don't have to do this - -
Rockface
You're good… But, you're not… us.
Gareth
My King, he leaves me no choice.
Everyone's been making plans for the opening to Season Four.
Well.. I want to cash in my cheque.
Rockface
Your cheque? Is it forged?
Gareth
No, but your reign will be.
Rockface
I humiliated your "King". You dare say that you can do better than him?
I want to see you there, Rockface, you fat belligerent sack of shit.
King Brad Swann scoffs at "humiliated"... he cashed in like a coward!
I want to see you in the ring, Rockface
Fight like the supposed man you are
King Brad Swann
You know what Gareth…
FUCK HIM UP.
Gareth
And not like a coward you were to the King.
Rockface picks up Gareth and throws him like a dart, snapping the podium in half!
Coward?!
Swann charges at Rockface!
Gareth falls off the stage
Rockface says to Gareth ; you're out of your depth, little guy.
Rockface staggers as Swann bounces off him
Hooded drops an elbow on Yuki from the rafters
THE Ref
ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE
Swann smashes the award over the top of Rockface's head out of anger!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Gareth
STOP!
this is awesome chants break out
A massive gash opens up on Rockface's head
Swann smirks
Mitchell stands up from the wreckage
ROCKFACE, HEED MY FUCKING WARNING TO YOU.
YOU WANT TO PROVE YOU ARE NO COWARD
THEN BEAT ME
Rockface laughs at Gareth, blood dripping from his skull
Guards rush in to break things up, pulling away Swann to safety
Gareth
I WILL DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO RIP YOU APART
even if I have to sacrifice my career in the process.
Swann is eyes wide!
THE Ref
OH HELL, HERE WE GO
King Brad Swann is trying to battle past the guards and get to Rockface but Dreadvan is blocking his way
Hooded shoots someone with an rpg!
Gareth
What I want is simple, it's two things.
I want you one on one, all or nothing.
Title and my career on the line.
That's one thing I want.
An rpg takes off Magnus' robot arm
Rockface looks at Gareth
Gareth
And the second?
Why was Magnus here, who knows
King Brad Swann
Gareth, Gareth.
Gareth smirks as he looks to the King and back to Rockface.
I want your head.
All hail the true Kingdom.
THE Kingdom.
Rockface laughs
This is where everyone says "Yes! I can beat the Kingdom!" right?
I know better than that. I am a student and tutor of this game.
HAIL THE KINGDOM! HAIL THE COLLECTOR OF SKULLS!
Rockface
I see in you what I see in Yuki and Armageddon.
But, I am the Champion and you hold no power towards me.
Gareth
I know I don't, but I know someone who does.
King Brad Swann
That may be so---but I hold power over everyone here! EVEN YOU ROCKFACE
Rockface
So sure, you can face me. You win, you can say that you are better than your own "King" with my Championship.
You lose, I teach you everything I know. Win, win.
King Brad Swann
Now hold on a second, can we allow the King to actually speak?!
knows Swann doesn't hold shit over Dylan
King Brad Swann
After all, I'm running this fucking Kingdom.
Are you?
Rockface raises the title and headbutts one of the guards.
King Brad Swann motions to the royal gardens
Cashing in on a battle worn man doesn't make you a hero.. It makes you a coward.
Normally, I would say no to this proposition Gareth made.
After all, I am rightfully in line for a championship rematch - and I need no one to battle for me.
Which, I have proven time and time again.
But, on this one exception.
I feel a slight change of heart.
I see the fire in Gareth's eyes.
I see the challenge he is attempting to put himself through…
And I like it.
Rockface nods in agreement at the last statement
King Brad Swann
I will officially make this match for the opening of Season 4!
BUT------
Whoever walks out of that match, world title and head in tow..
Know this, your celebration will be short lived.
I am the King.
ALL HAIL!
THE Ref
WELL NOW
Bulldog
ENOUGH!
The cries of Bulldog echo over the loudspeaker
King Brad Swann
Bulldog?!
Bulldog
ENOUGH ALL OF YOU!
WHAT IS THIS SHIT SHOW?!?
Swann looks confused
Shit show?
Scoffs
Bulldog :
CHOPPING OFF HEADS, SMASHING TROPHIES,
AWARDING YOURSELVES TITLE SHOTS?!?
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS WITH ME IN CHARGE!
Swann rolls his eyes
Riggor Mortis gives Dreadvan a fist bump and hops on his Harley Davidson
Maverick prepares the television set for End of Days Night 1.
Bulldog :
I'M BACK BETTER THAN EVER, SWANN, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I TA--
The microphone cuts off.
King Brad Swann
Is this man drunk?
Does he forget the punishment and embarrassment I put him through to usurp this company by force?
Scoffs.
Stupid little Bulldog.
Remember when I beat you so hard, that you became my little bitch?!?
Shouts can be heard from the rafters but nothing can be made out from them.
Then when I disappeared, you scurried off to another 'king' and became his bitch?
Because I certainly haven't forgotten…
And I'm sure that these people haven't either.
You want your promotion back?
Then Season 4 you better start putting in the fucking work.
A muffled shouty yes is heard
King Brad Swann
I will destroy you again.
This time, however, you won't become my bitch---
You'll become another head on my mantle.
I wish you the best of luck.
Bulldog manages to plug the microphone back in
EITHER I DO THIS FOR DESTINY… OR DIE TRYING!
King Brad Swann
Now that's the spirit!
THE Ref
WELL NOW
Swann downs a pint of alcohol
THANK YOU ALL FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING!
SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT AT THE END OF DAYS!
Swann exits the stage, and the gardens, heading back to the castle and with his entourage
THE Ref
WITH THAT WE HAVE OUR TITLE MATCH
AND ANOTHER HUGE MATCH ALREADY LINED UP FOR SEASON 4.
Rockface staggers out as the cut on his head gets too much to bear. Bulldog following suit, eyeing up the King.
THE Ref
PLUS THE SHOOTING STAR TITLE NEEDS A HOME
JOIN US THEN!
THANK YOU ALL
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