Post by Lio on Oct 23, 2020 23:48:31 GMT -5
Powerbomb Paul: HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT ENDING CHET!?
Chet: Fuck yeah I did buddy. I seen you get trapped in that claw move that there creepy feller calls the Peacemaker. Hell of a way to make a debut yeah? Outlasting everyone on your team too no less! And really, the only reason you even got pinned was cause of that creepy fellers move yeah
Paul: You know it buddy!
We find Paul and Chet sitting at a local Philadelphia bar together, discussing the event of a few weeks ago, as well as the next bout for the master of the powerbomb. Both happen to be drinking Millers. Paul takes a good swig from the bottle and plants it back on the counter, then looks at chet.
So hey, my next match is a tag team match! The Debut of POWERDRIVER is go my friend! I got to see a bit of what that guy Pete was capable of. Very impressive I must say! I KNEW I we were destined to tag as soon as I saw him! The two of us are gonna be unstoppable! You can count on that!
Chet: So what about them dudes you gonna be fighting against anyway? Some nobody and A Donny? I tell you, I don't trust anyone named Donny. It's a bad name if you ask me.
Paul: Yeah don't worry. I mean what, they may have experience but that won't mean diddly squat in the face of our RAW POWER! And anyway, I looked these guys up? One's a former gymnast. And the other guy? Well hell, his name says it all! Joe NOBODY. Come on seriously, anyone that willingly gives themselves a name like that has to be a loser! Besides, it doesn't matter. I doubt that the two of them are gonna have the chemistry and comradery me and Paul have. Maybe if we get lucky the two of them will end up fighting each other instead!
Chet: Ooh, good thinking! And worse comes to worse, ya'll got me in ya'lls corner too! Like you said, I may not be able to do much wrestling wise, but I can be a great distraction!
Paul: EXACTLY! That's exactly the kind of thinking that's gonna help PowerDriver become the force it was always meant to be! Now, lets get out of here. I got some kind of Press Conference thing to get to.
Paul and Chet pay for their drinks and leave the bar. They get in his car and drive towards where the conference is going to be held. En route Paul looks over at Chet.
Paul: Man I still can't believe it. Our dreams coming true! Who'd have thunk it eh buddy? But I guess it goes to show, if you work hard enough towards your dreams, it all eventually pays off. Isn't that right?
Chet: Paul I've known you since you were nine years old. I've stuck by you through thick and thin. And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy for you! Like you said, this whole thing all of it, is literally a dream come true for you! But as your friend you gotta know that I won't give up on you either! Or let you give up on yourself!
Paul: Aw, thanks Chet. You know that means a hell of a lot to me! It really does!
The two of them reach their destination and pull into the parking lot. They make their way backstage, where Paul meets Pete. Paul helps pete get ready for his turn on the podium, giving advice as best he can give. He then watches with interest as Pete answers his questions. After pete exits the stage, it's Pauls turn. He makes his way up onto the podium, gazing over the gathered crowd of people, who are following covid protocol.
Paul: Okay everyone how are ya doing out there? You just heard from one half of POWERDRIVER! And now your all gonna hear from me, the other half! Pete over there? You could call him the muscle. Me? I'm the brains. Even if I may not exactly look it heh. Together we are a force to be reckoned with! First question.
Interviewer: Yes, I think the question on everyones mind first off all, is why the name PowerDriver?
Paul: That is an excellent question! To be blunt, we are called PowerDriver because that is exactly what we have. We have Power. We have Drive. PowerDriver. Also it's totally the words Power bomb and Piledriver put together! Next question?
Interviewer: Okay...uh mind telling us about yourself? We had asked Pete why he choose the Piledriver, so how about that? Why did you choose to focus on the Power Bomb?
Paul: Oooh another great question! Honestly, it was just one of those kinds of things y'know? Like, you remember the movie Blues Brothers 2000? I know, that movie gets hate but damn it I like it! Anyway, there's this scene where the son of the cop is in the church? And he floats into the air right? And yells THIS! IS MY GOD GIVEN DESTINY! And like, magically dons the blues brothers suit? Yeah it was something like that for me. From the moment I saw the move done as a kid it was like I knew. This is the thing that I will devote every waking moment of the rest of my life to from now on. Next question?
Interviewer: Okaaaaaay....so you basically felt an affinity to Pete then, because of his devotion to a move as well?
Paul: You're damn right! And anyway, it's not JUST that he was devoted to a move. He's devoted to the Piledriver! A move that could be considered the jelly to the peanut butter that is the Power Bomb. The Yang to it's Yin. You feel me? That's how I knew he was the one. Next question?
Interviewer: Uh, I think we have time for one last question. Paul, how do you feel about the opponents in your match?
Paul: Honestly? I don't think they pose much threat. One is a former gymnast, and the other is "Joe Nobody". I mean really. Is that his actual last name? Nobody? If it is, then damn I feel sorry for the guy. If it's not? Wow. Why would you call yourself a nobody? Boggles my mind I tell you. But seriously, You compare the two of us, to the two of them? And it's no contest. Me and Pete are gonna use are sheer brute strength to run over them, en route to becoming the first ever tag team champions of fireside! Thanks for coming out everyone! See you at INFERNO!
Paul steps off the podium and makes his way to the back where he is greeted by Chet and Pete. Paul gives Pete a fist bump. He aint afraid of Covid!
Man that went really well! We killed it out there! Those dudes we're going up against won't know what hit them! Amigo! Are you ready to go to war!? Are you ready for the debut of PowerDriver? ARE! YOU! READY!?
Paul nods with enthusiasm. Hell fucking yeah he's ready! The three of them walk to the parking lot. Paul and Chet get in their car, and Pete gets in his. The two cars exit the lot, and make their way to where INFERNO is to be held, as the camera fades to black.
Chet: Fuck yeah I did buddy. I seen you get trapped in that claw move that there creepy feller calls the Peacemaker. Hell of a way to make a debut yeah? Outlasting everyone on your team too no less! And really, the only reason you even got pinned was cause of that creepy fellers move yeah
Paul: You know it buddy!
We find Paul and Chet sitting at a local Philadelphia bar together, discussing the event of a few weeks ago, as well as the next bout for the master of the powerbomb. Both happen to be drinking Millers. Paul takes a good swig from the bottle and plants it back on the counter, then looks at chet.
So hey, my next match is a tag team match! The Debut of POWERDRIVER is go my friend! I got to see a bit of what that guy Pete was capable of. Very impressive I must say! I KNEW I we were destined to tag as soon as I saw him! The two of us are gonna be unstoppable! You can count on that!
Chet: So what about them dudes you gonna be fighting against anyway? Some nobody and A Donny? I tell you, I don't trust anyone named Donny. It's a bad name if you ask me.
Paul: Yeah don't worry. I mean what, they may have experience but that won't mean diddly squat in the face of our RAW POWER! And anyway, I looked these guys up? One's a former gymnast. And the other guy? Well hell, his name says it all! Joe NOBODY. Come on seriously, anyone that willingly gives themselves a name like that has to be a loser! Besides, it doesn't matter. I doubt that the two of them are gonna have the chemistry and comradery me and Paul have. Maybe if we get lucky the two of them will end up fighting each other instead!
Chet: Ooh, good thinking! And worse comes to worse, ya'll got me in ya'lls corner too! Like you said, I may not be able to do much wrestling wise, but I can be a great distraction!
Paul: EXACTLY! That's exactly the kind of thinking that's gonna help PowerDriver become the force it was always meant to be! Now, lets get out of here. I got some kind of Press Conference thing to get to.
Paul and Chet pay for their drinks and leave the bar. They get in his car and drive towards where the conference is going to be held. En route Paul looks over at Chet.
Paul: Man I still can't believe it. Our dreams coming true! Who'd have thunk it eh buddy? But I guess it goes to show, if you work hard enough towards your dreams, it all eventually pays off. Isn't that right?
Chet: Paul I've known you since you were nine years old. I've stuck by you through thick and thin. And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy for you! Like you said, this whole thing all of it, is literally a dream come true for you! But as your friend you gotta know that I won't give up on you either! Or let you give up on yourself!
Paul: Aw, thanks Chet. You know that means a hell of a lot to me! It really does!
The two of them reach their destination and pull into the parking lot. They make their way backstage, where Paul meets Pete. Paul helps pete get ready for his turn on the podium, giving advice as best he can give. He then watches with interest as Pete answers his questions. After pete exits the stage, it's Pauls turn. He makes his way up onto the podium, gazing over the gathered crowd of people, who are following covid protocol.
Paul: Okay everyone how are ya doing out there? You just heard from one half of POWERDRIVER! And now your all gonna hear from me, the other half! Pete over there? You could call him the muscle. Me? I'm the brains. Even if I may not exactly look it heh. Together we are a force to be reckoned with! First question.
Interviewer: Yes, I think the question on everyones mind first off all, is why the name PowerDriver?
Paul: That is an excellent question! To be blunt, we are called PowerDriver because that is exactly what we have. We have Power. We have Drive. PowerDriver. Also it's totally the words Power bomb and Piledriver put together! Next question?
Interviewer: Okay...uh mind telling us about yourself? We had asked Pete why he choose the Piledriver, so how about that? Why did you choose to focus on the Power Bomb?
Paul: Oooh another great question! Honestly, it was just one of those kinds of things y'know? Like, you remember the movie Blues Brothers 2000? I know, that movie gets hate but damn it I like it! Anyway, there's this scene where the son of the cop is in the church? And he floats into the air right? And yells THIS! IS MY GOD GIVEN DESTINY! And like, magically dons the blues brothers suit? Yeah it was something like that for me. From the moment I saw the move done as a kid it was like I knew. This is the thing that I will devote every waking moment of the rest of my life to from now on. Next question?
Interviewer: Okaaaaaay....so you basically felt an affinity to Pete then, because of his devotion to a move as well?
Paul: You're damn right! And anyway, it's not JUST that he was devoted to a move. He's devoted to the Piledriver! A move that could be considered the jelly to the peanut butter that is the Power Bomb. The Yang to it's Yin. You feel me? That's how I knew he was the one. Next question?
Interviewer: Uh, I think we have time for one last question. Paul, how do you feel about the opponents in your match?
Paul: Honestly? I don't think they pose much threat. One is a former gymnast, and the other is "Joe Nobody". I mean really. Is that his actual last name? Nobody? If it is, then damn I feel sorry for the guy. If it's not? Wow. Why would you call yourself a nobody? Boggles my mind I tell you. But seriously, You compare the two of us, to the two of them? And it's no contest. Me and Pete are gonna use are sheer brute strength to run over them, en route to becoming the first ever tag team champions of fireside! Thanks for coming out everyone! See you at INFERNO!
Paul steps off the podium and makes his way to the back where he is greeted by Chet and Pete. Paul gives Pete a fist bump. He aint afraid of Covid!
Man that went really well! We killed it out there! Those dudes we're going up against won't know what hit them! Amigo! Are you ready to go to war!? Are you ready for the debut of PowerDriver? ARE! YOU! READY!?
Paul nods with enthusiasm. Hell fucking yeah he's ready! The three of them walk to the parking lot. Paul and Chet get in their car, and Pete gets in his. The two cars exit the lot, and make their way to where INFERNO is to be held, as the camera fades to black.