Post by Rob Garcia on Oct 24, 2020 1:58:12 GMT -5
Day: Wednesday
Time: 1:22pm
Location Caesars palace, Las Vegas Nevada.
The scene opens up in the backstage area, for one of the many banquet halls in the Caesar’s Palace hotel and casino. Coming down one of the halls, being escorted by security, Jeff Noon and a casino staffer is Rob Garcia. They make their way down the hall and into a large room that's right behind the stage. Rob and Jeff stop and they seem to be having words with the staffer, who nods his head and then walks away. Rob then turns to Jeff.
Rob: Alright, so what’s the plan?
Rob questions to Jeff. Jeff pulls out his tablet and starts scrolling and tapping away at it.
Jeff: Okay, so you’re being interviewed by Kenny McIntosh. He’s a Scotish gentleman. He’s going to be asking you about your career, maybe the ReVenants, your up-coming match with Riggs. But, mainly don’t forget, you’re here to promote End Of Days! This whole trip is paid for by AWF, with the catch that you do all the youtube events, tv and radio shows.
Rob stands there nodding his head, with his hands on his hips.
Rob: Mhhmm, Mhhmm… Okay, did you tell them about the special surprise I wanted to do for my number one fan?
Jeff looks back down at the tablet, reads a bit and then back up to Rob.
Jeff: Uhm.. Yes, they said that you requested to do that at the end?
Rob smirks.
Rob: Yep!
Jeff looks confused for a moment and looks up to Rob.
Jeff: Wha… What is this surprise?
Rob chuckles rubbing his hands together.
Rob: Remember when I said I wanted to do something nice for someone? Well, we found that person! And Kenny set it up so I’m going to do something really nice for them today!
Jeff smiles in agreement. Just then the staffer walks back up to Rob and Jeff and explains to Rob that they are ready for him. The staffer then escorts Rob away.
Jeff: Knock ‘em dead Rob!!
/\/\/Scene fades out\/\/\
Our scene cuts back in where Kenny McIntosh is introducing Rob Garcia to the stage, the banquet hall is filled with people separated in groups, each group is surrounded by plexiglass, and all the fans in attendance are wearing their masks, keeping themselves and everyone else around them safe. Rob makes his way to the stage and shakes hands with Kenny and then sits down looking out at the crowd who are letting off a mixed reaction.
Kenny: Rob, welcome to inside the ropes! It's very good to have you here and congratulations by the way on winning the Phoenix championship!
Rob: Thank you kenny, it's great to be here! And I got to say it’s never felt so good, to hold a championship!
Kenny seems very jolly to be in the presence of the Phoenix champion, as do the fans.
Kenny: Rob, I guess while we’re on the topic, can we talk about you winning the Phoenix championship and what it means to you?
Rob shrugs nonchalantly and then motions in agreement.
Rob: Well, Kenny, let me start by saying ever since I got to AWF, I had my eyes on the Phoenix championship! I mean look at it! It's truly a beautiful piece of art. I wanted to take that championship and make it into the most important title in all of pro wrestling! And right now, I'm on my way to doing that.
Kenny sits there with a dumb smile on his face, he looks around and then to fans and back to Rob.
Kenny: Right, well, some are saying you may have had it handed to you, and you didn’t really earn it. What would you say to those people?
Rob squints his eyes with a bitter expression across his face.
Rob: Why do people keep saying that!? That was one of the hardest matches I've ever had to compete in! Two of my best friends! Two of my brothers! I had to face and bust my ass to beat them both! I had to make the decision, it was them or it was going to be me! Only one of us was walking out with that title. But, on that night I was the better man and I will take the Phoenix championship to a whole new level!
Rob says with a very strong conviction in his tone.
Kenny: Absolutely, and the future is yours to build, Rob. Speaking of the future. Let's get onto what you’re here to promote. This Sunday, from Gereja, Ayam.. uhhem, I think I said that right.. Out in Indonesia, the XHF Network presents End of Days 2020!
The crowd cheer and scream in excitement! Rob seems impressed by their reaction.
Kenny: Where you, Rob. Put your title on the line against Roger Riggs!
The crowd erupt into a mixed reaction of booing and cheers.
Rob: Yeah, Roger Riggs, I’m very familiar with who he is.
Kenny: Yes, I saw that on your most recent promo on AWF.com, I had no idea you were both from the same area.
Rob nods his head with an annoyed demeanor.
Rob: Yeah, he’s a dirty cop who tried to make it in porn, but.. Uh, we’ll just say he didn’t meet the requirements needed, so he took on the roll of a background extra, and eventually made it into a movie about himself that absolutely no one watched or cared about.
There is laughter from some sections of the crowd.
Rob: I mean, honestly, who is going to pay $20 to watch The human Slinky try and convince the world that he's the next Arnold Schwarzenegger?! Nobody! Nobody, except for the same people who watch movies like Sharknado!
Rob says with a maniacal laugh, he leans forward with mic in hand and looks into the crowd.
Rob: This guy has his head up his ass, Kenny! I watched his low budget promo from earlier this week, where he said no one knew where I got my money from!
Kenny giggles at the topic.
Kenny: Can we talk about that?
Rob shrugs it off.
Rob: Yeah, I mean if that moron had any awareness he would have known at fired up that piece of crap Guillotina, brought in my ex wife, Claire! Who pays me $500,000 a month in alimony! He went on national TV and told the world, trying to make it seem like I didn’t work my ass off for all that money! I mean, did you see her?! I earned all that!
Kenny starts laughing, which seems to irritate Rob.
Rob: Anyways, this b-movie asshole, then goes on to try and make a comment about my best friend Jeff and I, desperately trying to cling on to his '90s humor and call us gay. What's wrong with people being gay, Roger? You’re going to be tagging with my gay cousin Carlos in a couple weeks. What are you some kind of outdated weirdo? And for the record, I’m the biggest playboy in all of AWF, Dakota Jennings is in love with me. Ask her if you’re ever lucky enough to get close to her.
Rob seems pissed off by everything they’re talking about, while Kenny is trying to keep it together.
Rob: Another thing you know nothing about, that of course you were running your mouth on, is me being the King of Extreme. You said my body wouldn’t last, yeah if I was a pussy like you it wouldn’t. I’ve been going strong for the past 12 years and I can still run circles around you, bitch. You think you’re going to take my championship from me, and just join the revenants? Is that what you were trying to say!? You could never be a part of our group! You are a loser! You're the outcast, you're the guy who's forced to dress in the corner of the locker room because no one wants to talk to you. You honestly think because we have Seth rocking with us now, that's an open invitation for a lame like you if you win a title?
He says aggressively, he squints his eyes and sits up straight.
Kenny: I will say he didn’t have any knowledge of who you were or what you’ve done with and without the ReVenants.
Rob turns to Kenny and nods his head.
Rob: That’s right, Kenny. He doesn’t, and that's my advantage I mean, he wasn't that impressive anyways. he was this cocky for the fired up tournament too you know, Kenny? And while he’s desperately trying to convince himself that he's not the loser that everyone sees him for I'm going to strike him down and send him back down to curtain jerking for the rest of his career!
He says with a very intense style. Kenny can feel the tension in the room and quickly goes to change the subject.
Kenny: Right, Rob. Let's move along! I heard you had a special prize for one of your biggest fans!
Rob nods his head, and as Kenny says that, Caesars palace staffers come out with a huge box, and a velvet bag with something in it. Rob starts to cool down and then turns his attention to Kenny.
Rob: Yes! That’s right! I've been in such a great mood after winning my Phoenix championship! That I wanted to do something nice for someone! After sending flowers to Eddie Wanker, I thought to myself that's just not enough, I thought I got to do something even better. So, what I did was put everyone's name in the audience and in the studio, in that box and you're going to blindly pick a name. And I have a very special prize for the winner!
The crowd cheering excitement! Kenny looks excited himself and goes to pick a name . He pulls out a piece of paper, unfolds it and his facial reaction looks very disappointed when he reads it.
Kenny: It.. It says, Jeff Noon..
Rob: That's right! Jeff Noon, get out here!
Jeff then enters on to the stage, he seems just as surprised as everyone else. Rob grabs the Velvet bag from one of the staffers holding it. He walks over to Jeff as the crowd begins to boo and jeer at him.
Rob: Jeff, as I was thinking about who I wanted to do something nice for, it hit me! No one deserves this more than you!
Rob hands Jeff the Velvet bag. Jeff reaches in and pulls out this.
Rob: Now! All the Revenants are holding a championship! And after this Sunday we will still all be holding championships! Because Roger there is no way in hell you're taking this title from me you have a better shot at winning an Oscar than you ever will at being the Phoenix champion! So keep working on your purple belt karate moves, and your corny dialogue, because you're going to need everything you got come sunday! You're facing the king of extreme, and you are in no way ready for me!
And with that Rob exits the stage, Jeff is holding on to the title as tightly as he can with tears running down his face, he then follows Rob off the stage and the scene begins to fade out.
/\/\/Fades Out\/\/\
Time: 1:22pm
Location Caesars palace, Las Vegas Nevada.
The scene opens up in the backstage area, for one of the many banquet halls in the Caesar’s Palace hotel and casino. Coming down one of the halls, being escorted by security, Jeff Noon and a casino staffer is Rob Garcia. They make their way down the hall and into a large room that's right behind the stage. Rob and Jeff stop and they seem to be having words with the staffer, who nods his head and then walks away. Rob then turns to Jeff.
Rob: Alright, so what’s the plan?
Rob questions to Jeff. Jeff pulls out his tablet and starts scrolling and tapping away at it.
Jeff: Okay, so you’re being interviewed by Kenny McIntosh. He’s a Scotish gentleman. He’s going to be asking you about your career, maybe the ReVenants, your up-coming match with Riggs. But, mainly don’t forget, you’re here to promote End Of Days! This whole trip is paid for by AWF, with the catch that you do all the youtube events, tv and radio shows.
Rob stands there nodding his head, with his hands on his hips.
Rob: Mhhmm, Mhhmm… Okay, did you tell them about the special surprise I wanted to do for my number one fan?
Jeff looks back down at the tablet, reads a bit and then back up to Rob.
Jeff: Uhm.. Yes, they said that you requested to do that at the end?
Rob smirks.
Rob: Yep!
Jeff looks confused for a moment and looks up to Rob.
Jeff: Wha… What is this surprise?
Rob chuckles rubbing his hands together.
Rob: Remember when I said I wanted to do something nice for someone? Well, we found that person! And Kenny set it up so I’m going to do something really nice for them today!
Jeff smiles in agreement. Just then the staffer walks back up to Rob and Jeff and explains to Rob that they are ready for him. The staffer then escorts Rob away.
Jeff: Knock ‘em dead Rob!!
/\/\/Scene fades out\/\/\
Our scene cuts back in where Kenny McIntosh is introducing Rob Garcia to the stage, the banquet hall is filled with people separated in groups, each group is surrounded by plexiglass, and all the fans in attendance are wearing their masks, keeping themselves and everyone else around them safe. Rob makes his way to the stage and shakes hands with Kenny and then sits down looking out at the crowd who are letting off a mixed reaction.
Kenny: Rob, welcome to inside the ropes! It's very good to have you here and congratulations by the way on winning the Phoenix championship!
Rob: Thank you kenny, it's great to be here! And I got to say it’s never felt so good, to hold a championship!
Kenny seems very jolly to be in the presence of the Phoenix champion, as do the fans.
Kenny: Rob, I guess while we’re on the topic, can we talk about you winning the Phoenix championship and what it means to you?
Rob shrugs nonchalantly and then motions in agreement.
Rob: Well, Kenny, let me start by saying ever since I got to AWF, I had my eyes on the Phoenix championship! I mean look at it! It's truly a beautiful piece of art. I wanted to take that championship and make it into the most important title in all of pro wrestling! And right now, I'm on my way to doing that.
Kenny sits there with a dumb smile on his face, he looks around and then to fans and back to Rob.
Kenny: Right, well, some are saying you may have had it handed to you, and you didn’t really earn it. What would you say to those people?
Rob squints his eyes with a bitter expression across his face.
Rob: Why do people keep saying that!? That was one of the hardest matches I've ever had to compete in! Two of my best friends! Two of my brothers! I had to face and bust my ass to beat them both! I had to make the decision, it was them or it was going to be me! Only one of us was walking out with that title. But, on that night I was the better man and I will take the Phoenix championship to a whole new level!
Rob says with a very strong conviction in his tone.
Kenny: Absolutely, and the future is yours to build, Rob. Speaking of the future. Let's get onto what you’re here to promote. This Sunday, from Gereja, Ayam.. uhhem, I think I said that right.. Out in Indonesia, the XHF Network presents End of Days 2020!
The crowd cheer and scream in excitement! Rob seems impressed by their reaction.
Kenny: Where you, Rob. Put your title on the line against Roger Riggs!
The crowd erupt into a mixed reaction of booing and cheers.
Rob: Yeah, Roger Riggs, I’m very familiar with who he is.
Kenny: Yes, I saw that on your most recent promo on AWF.com, I had no idea you were both from the same area.
Rob nods his head with an annoyed demeanor.
Rob: Yeah, he’s a dirty cop who tried to make it in porn, but.. Uh, we’ll just say he didn’t meet the requirements needed, so he took on the roll of a background extra, and eventually made it into a movie about himself that absolutely no one watched or cared about.
There is laughter from some sections of the crowd.
Rob: I mean, honestly, who is going to pay $20 to watch The human Slinky try and convince the world that he's the next Arnold Schwarzenegger?! Nobody! Nobody, except for the same people who watch movies like Sharknado!
Rob says with a maniacal laugh, he leans forward with mic in hand and looks into the crowd.
Rob: This guy has his head up his ass, Kenny! I watched his low budget promo from earlier this week, where he said no one knew where I got my money from!
Kenny giggles at the topic.
Kenny: Can we talk about that?
Rob shrugs it off.
Rob: Yeah, I mean if that moron had any awareness he would have known at fired up that piece of crap Guillotina, brought in my ex wife, Claire! Who pays me $500,000 a month in alimony! He went on national TV and told the world, trying to make it seem like I didn’t work my ass off for all that money! I mean, did you see her?! I earned all that!
Kenny starts laughing, which seems to irritate Rob.
Rob: Anyways, this b-movie asshole, then goes on to try and make a comment about my best friend Jeff and I, desperately trying to cling on to his '90s humor and call us gay. What's wrong with people being gay, Roger? You’re going to be tagging with my gay cousin Carlos in a couple weeks. What are you some kind of outdated weirdo? And for the record, I’m the biggest playboy in all of AWF, Dakota Jennings is in love with me. Ask her if you’re ever lucky enough to get close to her.
Rob seems pissed off by everything they’re talking about, while Kenny is trying to keep it together.
Rob: Another thing you know nothing about, that of course you were running your mouth on, is me being the King of Extreme. You said my body wouldn’t last, yeah if I was a pussy like you it wouldn’t. I’ve been going strong for the past 12 years and I can still run circles around you, bitch. You think you’re going to take my championship from me, and just join the revenants? Is that what you were trying to say!? You could never be a part of our group! You are a loser! You're the outcast, you're the guy who's forced to dress in the corner of the locker room because no one wants to talk to you. You honestly think because we have Seth rocking with us now, that's an open invitation for a lame like you if you win a title?
He says aggressively, he squints his eyes and sits up straight.
Kenny: I will say he didn’t have any knowledge of who you were or what you’ve done with and without the ReVenants.
Rob turns to Kenny and nods his head.
Rob: That’s right, Kenny. He doesn’t, and that's my advantage I mean, he wasn't that impressive anyways. he was this cocky for the fired up tournament too you know, Kenny? And while he’s desperately trying to convince himself that he's not the loser that everyone sees him for I'm going to strike him down and send him back down to curtain jerking for the rest of his career!
He says with a very intense style. Kenny can feel the tension in the room and quickly goes to change the subject.
Kenny: Right, Rob. Let's move along! I heard you had a special prize for one of your biggest fans!
Rob nods his head, and as Kenny says that, Caesars palace staffers come out with a huge box, and a velvet bag with something in it. Rob starts to cool down and then turns his attention to Kenny.
Rob: Yes! That’s right! I've been in such a great mood after winning my Phoenix championship! That I wanted to do something nice for someone! After sending flowers to Eddie Wanker, I thought to myself that's just not enough, I thought I got to do something even better. So, what I did was put everyone's name in the audience and in the studio, in that box and you're going to blindly pick a name. And I have a very special prize for the winner!
The crowd cheering excitement! Kenny looks excited himself and goes to pick a name . He pulls out a piece of paper, unfolds it and his facial reaction looks very disappointed when he reads it.
Kenny: It.. It says, Jeff Noon..
Rob: That's right! Jeff Noon, get out here!
Jeff then enters on to the stage, he seems just as surprised as everyone else. Rob grabs the Velvet bag from one of the staffers holding it. He walks over to Jeff as the crowd begins to boo and jeer at him.
Rob: Jeff, as I was thinking about who I wanted to do something nice for, it hit me! No one deserves this more than you!
Rob hands Jeff the Velvet bag. Jeff reaches in and pulls out this.
Rob: Now! All the Revenants are holding a championship! And after this Sunday we will still all be holding championships! Because Roger there is no way in hell you're taking this title from me you have a better shot at winning an Oscar than you ever will at being the Phoenix champion! So keep working on your purple belt karate moves, and your corny dialogue, because you're going to need everything you got come sunday! You're facing the king of extreme, and you are in no way ready for me!
And with that Rob exits the stage, Jeff is holding on to the title as tightly as he can with tears running down his face, he then follows Rob off the stage and the scene begins to fade out.
/\/\/Fades Out\/\/\
