Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Oct 26, 2009 9:50:39 GMT -5
Supremacy '09
(Live In Primetime, Presented by "Savior X: An Angelic Beacon Of Greatness Sent To Save The XHF" on DVD & Blu-Ray NOW available in stores everywhere, on Pay-Per-View from MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada!)
(Live In Primetime, Presented by "Savior X: An Angelic Beacon Of Greatness Sent To Save The XHF" on DVD & Blu-Ray NOW available in stores everywhere, on Pay-Per-View from MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada!)
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*And now, following a lengthy intro video/montage for the event featuring various recent highlights of XHF's three current champions ranging from Chaotic Champ Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith, to No Mercy Champ Sexy Jason, and finally to reigning X*Crown holder Steve Awesome, we at long last open up live to the night's frenzied, sold out arena crowd of 17,000+ screaming XHF fans in infamous Las Vegas with the Supremacy event logo being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron above, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "A New Momentum" by Chevelle playing swiftly across the building's PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler soon cut in. Meanwhile the much anticipated in-ring action is ready to begin momentarily on this year's edition of the Supremacy broadcast....*
*The lights don’t flicker or anything, just a few green strobes of light start to go throughout the arena while “Re-Education (Through Labor)” by Rise Against starts to play over the PA system. Anarchy comes out, dressed in jeans and a short-sleeve shirt, a red bandana, and sunglasses hide his eyes. His arms are to his side, and about halfway down the ramp he lifts one arm up to rub his beard and stare out at the crowd for a moment until he finally gets to the ring - standing at the end of the ramp, he sprints really fast to slide underneath the ring. He removes the sunglasses and bandana, handing them to a person at ringside, before stretching a little and preparing for his match.*
Cole: Why can't he hand me his glasses?
King: One... you are not a child. Two.... you're a pussy.
Cole: You mother[cut off]
*"Threshold" by Hammerfall begins to play. Mr. Mysterio finally comes from behind the curtain. You can just feel the evil in the air as pyros goes off. He then begins to walk towards the ring. The fans are booing him. The camera pans out in the crowd and you can tell that the crowd is afraid of Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio steps upon the apron and he just steps over the top rope. He goes to his corner and awaits for the match to start.*
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Texas Death Match
(In order to win either opponent must be kept down first for a three count pinfall, then the individual must be forced to remain down for a full ten count before the matchup will end.)
Aksel Anarchy vs. Mr. Mysterio
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Texas Death Match
(In order to win either opponent must be kept down first for a three count pinfall, then the individual must be forced to remain down for a full ten count before the matchup will end.)
Aksel Anarchy vs. Mr. Mysterio
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Mysterio turns to the middle of the ring. As Aksel approaches him, mysterio jabs the Aksel in the eyes. Smirking as he then sends a solid foot into his chest. Then he puts his hand under his chin, lifts him up a bit and chops him. No support from the fans, instead they boo. He turns with disgust, while Aksel gets in position. Mysterio turns around and Aksel spears him. Jumps on top for a pin... 1...2...3....
Cole: What the hell?
King: That was quick.... but he still needs to answer the 10 count.
Mysterio grabs his ribs and rolls around. The referee starts his count. 1....2.... but mysterio is already back on his feet. Pissed look upon his face, as he walks slowly at Aksel. He swings and Aksel ducks. Aksel lifts him up for an atomic drop but he grabs the knee on the way down blocking it. Sends an elbow into his mouth, Aksel spins around. As he twists back, Aksel gets slammed with the mat with The Curse(Sidewalk slam pin). The referee pins him 1...2...3....
King: It's over....
Cole: As long as he can make the 10 count.
The referee starts to count... 1...2...3...4.... but Aksel gets back up. Mysterio walks to him and kicks him in the back of the head. Aksel gets pushed against the ropes, mysterio stalks and forces his boot on his neck. As Aksel tries to catch his breathe, mysterio walks from the corner and comes rushing in with a boot. Aksel gets back to his feet and knocks him down with a clothesline. Mysterio gets back up and Aksel hits another clothesline. He gets up again and gets thrown against the ropes. As mysterio bounces off, Aksel catches him. He tries to throw him overhead but gets headbutted. Then jabbed in the eyes, Mysterio lifts him and brings him to the corner. He gets a running start and hits the running powerslam. Cocky mysterio stands above the head of Aksel, puts his boot on his nose and grinds away the skin on his face. Then stomps, he walks to his feet. He lifts his legs up and blows on his fist. Winds up and goes to punch him below the belt but Aksel fights it with a boot to the skull. He returns to his feet, as mysterio is stunned. Pulls his shoulder and then lifts him up for a suplex. As he holds him there for a second or two then drops him with impact.
Cole: Seems like Aksel may have had enough of this. He is going outside to find something useful.
King: Seeing as his wrestling moves can't put him down, I think it's pretty good idea.
Aksel goes searching, at the same time mysterio goes searching in his trunks. For something... useful I suppose. As Aksel throws a few chairs in the ring, mysterio has laced his fists with brassknuckles. Aksel goes searching under the ring once again, mysterio stalks him. As he pulls his head out, he winds up only to be sprayed with a fire extinguisher. Mysterio grabs his face.... rolls around on the mat. As Aksel gets back in, puts a chair on his face and stomps on him for a crushing finale.
Cole: He just put out mysterio's fire.
King: .....I wish I could crush your skull... in pieces....
Aksel jumps on top, the referee goes for the pin. 1...2... and a kickout. Aksel grabs the chair, waits for mysterio to get up. Get's bored waiting and just brutally attacks him with it on the mat. Causing blood to gush out from the holes in his mask. He throws the chair away, walks in and mysterio swings. Knocking Aksel out with a loaded punch. He can't make the cover though and just lies in a pool of his own mess.
Cole: Someone call red cross. This man is drowning in a pool of his own blood.
King: Not the only one....
Mysterio stretches his arm across him. 1...2... and a kickout from Aksel. As he gets up, he leans over Aksel and almost drowns him in blood. He picks him up, knees him in the chest. Then lifts him in the air for a powerbomb. Aksel slams to the mat, mysterio jumps on him. 1....2.... and a kickout from Aksel. Mysterio pounds on the mat, it awakens Aksel. As he gets up quicky, Mysterio gets up and is surprised to see this. He goes to punch him with the loaded fist again. Blocked! Aksel kicks him in the midsection, grabs the arm and goes to slam him down for a for a shoulder ddt. As he's about to slam him, Mysterio uses his other arm and wraps it around him. He puts him up and starts squeezing the life out of him. The vicious bearhug is locked in and Aksel tries to break free with headbutts. Mysterio drops him, Aksel grabs the arm and slams him to the mat. He then goes wild with a chair and bashing it to hell. He jumps on the mat and locks in an armbar, which is unusual for him. Yelling at mysterio to tap but he can't....
Cole: He's going to break that arm. He's going to snap it and end his professional career.
King: Mysterio will not allow it. FIGHT IT DAMNIT!
Cole: That arm isn't looking good.
Mysterio returns to his feet, Aksel is still holding on. As they both stand, Aksel still bending the arm. He grabs his legs and slams him with a sideslam. He gets up and grabs his arm still.... hurting and maybe broke. Aksel isn't quiting, back hurt and all he still wobbles back to his feet. He walks to mysterio, gets surprised as mysterio grabs his throat. He squeezes and takes his time. Leaving himself open, Aksel lifts him on his shoulders and drops him on his head for a death valley driver. Aksel pins Mysterio..... 1...2...3....
King: NO DAMNIT!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
The referee wastes of time. 1...2...3...4.... mysterio still laid out. 5...6....7.... mysterio moves.... 8... he grabs the ropes and pulls himself back up. He wobbles to his feet, Aksel spears him again, his back head hits a chair laying in the ring. Aksel jumps on for a pin... 1...2....3.... Again the referee counts. 1...2...3...4....5...6... Mysterio pulls the middle rope.... 7....8...9.... he gets back up. Aksel lets his guard down as he goes after him, mysterio grasps him around the neck and CHOKESLAM! Mysterio jumps on top. 1...2...3...
Cole: Back and Forth.... Neither may will give the other guy this victory.
King: Well they're both stupid. I wouldn't be getting paid for these many falls. I would just give up, then again I would've won already.
The referee starts the count... 1...2...3....4.... Aksel gets to the ropes. 5...6...7.... As he gets back to his feet. Mysterio comes in and smacks him with a chair. Breaking the count. He slides outside, pulls out a table and puts it in the ring. Mysterio picks up Aksel, then easily lifts him above his head. As he runs forward and gets ready to throw him.... Aksel slides off. Spins mysterio around and lifts him up for another death valley driver. The table is right there, mysterio fist is still loaded. He jabs him quickly but not enough to phase him. Then he winds up and again.... this time knocking Aksel out but also costing himself. As Aksel drops him right through the table in the corner. Mysterio lands on top of him though... the referee pins... 1...2...3...
Cole: Blood... Bones... Most likely life sacrificed tonight in the opening matchup.
King: All for some sick enjoyment....
The referee makes the count... 1...2...3...4...5....and Aksel is not moving. Niether is mysterio. 7...8... Aksel twitches but their isn't enough life in him... 9... 10!!!
Winner via Knockout: Mr. Mysterio!
Cole: Look who the winner is tonight.
King: I can't see, both guys are dead. Hope they feel happy about this one.
Let it Roll by Divide the Day blasts throughout the arena as Brian Gun walks out in a cocky manner onto the stage. He looks around the arena and begins to walk down the ramp shrugging off fans. He has a cocky grin on his face as he slides into the ring and stands on a turnbuckle and taunts. As he is taunting he is awaiting his opponents to come out.
Cole: This is the newest member to the XHF roster, but we’re about to see what he’s made of.
King: He made the biggest mistake of his life on Pyro!
"My Time" by The DX Band plays as Chris walks out with a black and gold hoodie on followed by Egotistic Divas as The 3 hold hands walking down the ramp behind him. Chris walks with his head down as he enters the ring. The Egotistic Divas enter the ring behind him. Chris goes to the turnbuckle and stands on the top rope, Egotistic Divas pose in the center of the ring as Chris joins the pose
Cole: And here’s Chris Cobain, victorious over Angel this last Monday…he’s looking to defeat both members of Enmity here tonight.
King: He’s very impressive, I’m not going to take anything away from him…but he got lucky!
The lights immediately go out as the recognized voice of Edsel Dope can be heard screaming through the PA system. Blue and red strobes begin to go through the entire arena as the words appear on the Xtreme-tron formed by a trail of blood that’s falling from the top of the screen: “Saviors XHF”.
“Break it down like you know it's loaded,
I got it cocked and loaded,
I got a sickness to feed!
So break it down like you're undevoted,
Don't need a fucking motive,
I hope you're ready to bleed!”
Both Angel and Tara Fenix emerge from behind the curtains, one after the other, as they take a quick look around the crowd just to receive boos from every single person in the audience. This doesn’t phase the two members of Enmity, as they start to walk down the ramp and Angel stops to do this “Jesus” pose, while Tara also holds her arm up in the air showing the devil horns hand symbol as a wall of fire erupts behind both of them. As soon as the flames diminish, both of them continue and make their way towards the same steel steps…Tara is the first one up, as she spins on the apron before hooking both arms around the top rope and looking out at the crowd. While she’s doing that, Angel runs up the steps and goes into the ring with Tara shortly following him. As she’s giving her entrance equipment to one of the crew members at ringside, Angel jumps to the second turnbuckle at one corner and flips the crowd off. Tara leaps to the second rope at one side, balancing herself carefully as she shakes her head at the crowd and mouths a few slurs at them. Angel comes off the turnbuckle, and Tara comes off the rope, as they talk to each other a moment to make sure they have a good game plan before the match starts.
King: Here we go!
Cole: Enmity is out here, and they’re looking for some vengeance after what Chris Cobain and Brian Gun did!
King: And get it they will…
Before the cage can even lower, the referee points towards the Egotistic Divas, and points them to the curtains! He’s kicking them out of the ringside, just in case they find a way to interfere…
King: What?! WHAT?!
Cole: I thought you’d be happy, Enmity has the even odds.
King: I would’ve kept a good eye on them!
Tara and Angel both wave to the Egotistic Divas while security comes out to escort them backstage…they’re screaming, and having a whole fit about being kicked out, but nothing they can do about it.
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Steel Cage Tag Team Match
(Win via Escape, Pin, or Submission)
"The Sovereign" Chris Cobain & "Spitfire" Brian Gun vs. Enmity ("The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix & "Savior X" Angel)
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Steel Cage Tag Team Match
(Win via Escape, Pin, or Submission)
"The Sovereign" Chris Cobain & "Spitfire" Brian Gun vs. Enmity ("The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix & "Savior X" Angel)
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The bell sounds, as Brian Gun and Chris Cobain are trying to discuss strategy with each other, but they’re blindsided by Enmity! Angel has taken down Chris Cobain, and Tara Fenix has taken down Brian Gun…both members of the opponents start to fight back, as they take a few swings at them, but both members of Enmity continue to try to battle them. When Chris Cobain looks to be getting a bit of an advantage, he takes a step back and goes for a quick clothesline -- Angel is able to duck underneath it, and takes him down with a spinning wheel kick.
Cole: Enmity looking strong in the early going of this match!
King: I miss the Divas…
Brian Gun is starting to get the upper hand on Tara, but this doesn’t last long as Angel comes in from the side and delivers a hard forearm that sends him stumbling back towards the corner. Tara climbs the turnbuckle here and starts to deliver closed fist punches to the skull of Brian Gun, while Angel turns around to go grab Chris Cobain so he can’t escape the cage and steal the victory -- after six punches from Tara, she turns a little to see Tara having a good grip on Chris Cobain…she jumps down, and moves to the side as Angel brings Cobain’s head into the sternum of Brian Gun before fixing him so he’s trapped in the corner in front of his partner…
King: Tara is looking more brutal than before.
Cole: Enmity is keeping good control of this match, and they’re working well as a team!
Tara grabs Cobain by the shoulder to keep him held there, and Angel runs to the opposite side of the ring to get some running speed -- he charges in at them, and comes in with a spinning wheel kick, again, to Chris Cobain but all his weight driving right into him which almost crushes Brian Gun…Angel now grabs the shoulder of Chris Cobain to keep him standing up, as he’s dazed and Tara goes to the opposite corner. She comes in and goes for a diving body splash, but Chris Cobain is able to get out of the way! She connects with Brian Gun!
Cole: Chris Cobain is able to get out of the way, but Brian Gun gets it all!
King: Turn around, Tara! Get him!
Chris Cobain delivers a hard elbow to the side of Angel’s skull, then grabs Tara quickly to toss her into the wall of the cage -- Angel turns back to Chris Cobain, and Cobain delivers a front toe kick to stop him from being able to get an attack in. Cobain quickly hooks both of the arms of Angel, and lifts him over for Double-arm Suplex, as he quickly goes over to hook the leg:
Cole: Double-arm Suplex, and it looks like Chris Cobain is taking this one back for his team!
King: He’s going for the cover…
One… Tara starts to stumble forward from the corner that she got into… Two… Angel kicks out, but Tara still drops down with a double axe handle smash to the upper back of Chris Cobain.
Cole: Angel kicks out!
King: Doesn’t stop Tara!
Brian Gun comes out of the corner that he’s in and takes Tara down with a bulldog right over Angel! He tosses her to the side, and takes a step back to land a standing shooting star press right on top of Angel, and hooks his leg to attempt another cover…Chris Cobain is sitting next to the ropes, just trying to get his head back in the game.
King: What a move!
Cole: Standing shooting star press, and Brian Gun looking to put Angel away!
One… Two… Angel kicks out!
Cole: He kicks out again!
King: They’re going to have to do more to keep him down.
Tara grabs Brian by the head, and pulls him up to his feet before delivering a couple of hard elbow smashes right to his skull…she leaps into the air, and attempts to use a frankensteiner, but Brian Gun has her held up in a power bomb position! Angel suddenly sweeps the leg of Brian Gun, forcing him down as Tara comes crashing down right on top of him. Both members of Enmity cover him.
Cole: A double cover!
One… Chris Cobain is quick to get up, seeing his partner being covered. Two… Brian Gun is trying to kick out but the weight of both members as they’re also using all the power both of them have to keep him held down. Thr--NO! Chris Cobain just manages to break up the cover, just in time.
Cole: Cobain saves the match for his team!
King: A close call.
Angel gets up to his feet on his own, as Chris Cobain has grabbed Tara by the head…he takes her over with a picture perfect Snap Suplex, but before he can get up to his feet, Angel has grabbed him by the head. While pulling him to his feet, Chris Cobain drops down to hit Angel with a jawbreaker. He then quickly grabs Angel and takes him over with a Northern Lights Suplex, holding the bridge as the referee goes down to count:
Cole: A Northern Lights Suplex! He keeps the bridge!
King: Beautifully executed!
One… Two… Angel bridges out of it!
Cole: What athleticism!
He keeps his arms around Chris Cobain, not letting him get away, as he flips him around so they’re both to a standing base before he takes him over with a Northern Lights Suplex of his own! He keeps the bridge in, and the referee has to count again:
Cole: That’s amazing!
One… Two… Th--Chris Cobain kicks out!
Cole: Chris Cobain still kicks out!
King: Very close!
Both of them get up to their feet, as does Brian Gun and Tara Fenix on their own sides of the ring…when Angel and Chris Cobain are aiming to collide, Tara takes Chris Cobain down, but Brian Gun takes Angel down! Both of them get up to their feet and stare at each other -- Chris Cobain notices that he’s close to the door, and starts gesturing for the referee outside to open the door! Angel is trying to climb up the turnbuckle to continue climbing up to the side of the cage…
Cole: Cobain is looking to escape through the door!
King: But Angel is climbing the cage…who can get out first?
Cole: That door is opening…
Chris Cobain is still inching his way towards the door, as the referee opens it. Brian Gun notices, just at the corner of his eye, that Angel is trying to climb out of the cage -- he forces Tara back against the ropes, as her arms spread out across the middle of the rope after feeling her back hitting the cage, and Brian Gun quickly grabs the middle rope to bring it up and trap Tara’s arms! Brian Gun grabs Angel by the ankle to keep him from climbing, as Angel tries to kick him off…Brian Gun still manages to climb up, although wobbly, and stand on top of the ropes with Angel to try to battle him off…
Cole: Tara is stuck on the ropes! Brian Gun is keeping Angel from climbing!
King: No! Stop Chris Cobain!
Across the ring, Chris Cobain has his head just outside of the cage trying to pull the rest of his body out -- suddenly, someone jumps over the crowd! A man in a business suit has jumped over, and runs over to the cage door to slam it shut right on the head of Chris Cobain! The camera pans around to reveal it to be Christian Thorn.
Cole: What--what just happened?!
King: Justice! Christian Thorn!
He goes under the ring to grab his own chain, as the referee is trying to tell him he can’t do that -- he just shoves the referee away, and wraps the chain around the door and the wall, putting a lock on it so that the referee’s can’t even open the door anymore! After doing this, he goes around to the other side of the ring…Tara is trying to get herself free from the ropes, but is unable to. Brian Gun grabs Angel by the head and slams his skull into the cage!
Cole: That’s going to leave him woozy, and there’s no way that door can be used. Chris Cobain looks to be completely out of it.
King: I’d say he has a concussion.
Angel still grabs a hold of the cage, and pulls himself a little higher… he sits up on the top of the cage, and kicks Brian Gun off of the cage after a few hard kicks! Rather than ending the match, he stares down at Brian Gun and scowls a little before grabbing the wiring above the cage to steady himself a little -- Tara has finally gotten free, and stumbles over to the same corner that Angel is standing above on top of the cage. Christian Thorn and Tara are shouting for him to just end the match, but Angel decides against it as he leaps off the top of the cage as soon as Brian Gun has stood up, facing away, and catches him with Heaven’s Fury!
Cole: No way! Heaven’s Fury, from the top of the cage!
King: He could have ended it…he should have ended it!
Cole: He wanted to inflict pain on them!
Angel appears to be winded after that, as the impact has forced Brian Gun to bounce off the canvas and lay flat on his back…Tara rushes forward, and hooks the leg to make the cover:
King: Tara capitalizing on this golden opportunity!
One… Two… Three!
Cole: Three! Enmity does it! Enmity wins!
King: No doubts in my mind!
Winners via Pin fall: “The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix, and “Savior X” Angel -- ENMITY!
The cage is being lifted as Tara Fenix helps Angel back to his feet, and the referee holds both of their arms up in the air. Christian Thorn slides into the ring and gets to his feet and grabs Tara’s other arm to keep her arms both held in the air… “Violence” by Dope is blaring over the PA system, as we fade to the backstage for a little while seeing the participants on their way to the ring for the next match.
Cole: Next up, We'll say goodbye to the old Hardcore title, and we just might have a new Chaotic Champion on top of that.
King: This is great! It's always more fun when someone bleeds.
Cole: You're disturbed, King.
King: You're in the closet, Cole.
*Slow square dance tune now comes over the speakers as Decoy steps out holding a black, New York Yankees baseball cap in his hands and is wearing the new, silver and white, open, Toronto Blue Jays jersey. He spins around moving out onto the top of the stage as though almost square dancing with himself. The music picks up and Decoy puts the hat on backwards. He nods his head to the music (Square Dance by Eminem) and folds his arms over his chest, trying to look cool as he walks out down the ramp and into the ring.*
Cole: There's the one without a title. Could he be the dark horse that steals this one?
King: Not with that look on his face
*An ambiance of digital sound plays over the PA system.
“Now I’m Really Pissed Off”
Guitar Riff!
“Let’s Rock”
Guitar Riff!
“No Going Back Now”
Guitar Riff!
“Dance For Me Baby”
Guitar Riff!
“Crouching Mutant, Hidden Pipe Bomb!”
Then suddenly the rocking riffs of the Duke Nukem Theme by Megatron blast through the PA system as the young and energetic Jayson Matthews makes his appearance from behind the black curtain to a cheering crowd! Jayson throws his arms in the air and then beats on his chest to pump himself up as he runs down to the ring!*
Cole: Jayson is the current Hardcore Champion, but can he remain the last?
King: I don't care, as long as he bleeds.
*The lights then flicker and fade out as black lights pulse to the beat of "10000 Watts of Artificial Pleasure" by Dope Stars Inc. Smoke lines the entryway as a figure steps from behind the curtains and into the middle of the smoke. The crowd cheers as they see who it is: XHF's psycho Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. He has a smile on his face as he pumps his fist in the air, walking through the smoke with the XHF Chaotic Championship wrapped around his waist. He walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of some of his fans as he darts to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes. He then bounces off the ropes a couple of times and turns toward the entrance, ready for action.*
Cole: Here's the Chaotic Champion, and boy does he deserve that title.
King: Why cuz he's that good?
Cole: No, cuz he's crazy.
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Winner Take All - Chaotic/Hardcore Dual Championship Match
(The winner of the match will become the Chaotic Champion, and the FINAL holder of the Hardcore Championship, as it finally gets retired!)
Decoy vs. Jayson Matthews (Hardcore) © vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith (Chaotic) ©
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Winner Take All - Chaotic/Hardcore Dual Championship Match
(The winner of the match will become the Chaotic Champion, and the FINAL holder of the Hardcore Championship, as it finally gets retired!)
Decoy vs. Jayson Matthews (Hardcore) © vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith (Chaotic) ©
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The bell rings and the match is underway. Tyrone rushes at Matthews but Jayson sidesteps and pulls Decoy into the way, pun intended, and he's taken down with a shoulder block. Jayson in turn grabs Tyrone for a side russian leg sweep, but catches an elbow to the side of the head. Matthews stumbles, and Tyrone shoves him, causing him to fall through the second rope and out to the floor. Crazy Boy grabs the top rope and vaults over, landing on Jayson and both men go down on the outside. Both men struggle to their feet, when Decoy suicide dives from the ring, sending all three men to the floor!
Cole: Wow, two minutes in and we're already witnessing mayhem.
King: Get the popcorn ready because this is gonna be good!
Decoy is the first up, and he starts rummaging under the ring for a weapon. He grabs a chair, but shakes his head and casts it aside, right near the body of Tyrone Smith. Decoy finds a trash can lid, and decides its good to go, but when he turns he's blasted in the face with the steel chair by Crazy Boy! Tyrone turns to Matthews only to be speared into the steel ring steps!
Cole: I'll bet that didn't feel good.
King: Or taste like Quiche.
Matthews stands up, and suddenly his hand is drawn to the side of his head. He's bleeding, just a little. He changes the part of his hair to try and hide it, knowing that he's vulnerable to be pinned now. That distraction allowed Decoy to stand and nail a dropkick to the back. Matthews falls forward over the ring steps, grabbing his knees after they slammed into the steel. Smith is getting to his feet, and Decoy nails him in the back with a double axe handle. Then several more. Tyrone grabs Decoys legs and takes him off his feet, then slingshots him up into the metal ringpost!
Cole: That looked like it smarted a bit.
King: Didn't taste like chocolate, I'll tell you that.
Cole: Did that make sense to anyone else?
King: Probably not.
Crazy Boy walks over, grabbing the forgotten about steel chair, and walks back to Decoy, only to have Matthews step up off the steps and take him down with a flying tackle. But the chair was sandwiched between them, and both men are hurt. Nobody moves for several moments, until Decoy stands, blood trickling down the center of his face. He reaches under the ring, finding a table, and sliding it into the ring. He moves to the two downed men, but Matthews elbows him in the gut, stopping him cold, then takes him down with an X Factor. Jayson turns to Tyrone, only to get flung into the ring by the Crazy One. Tyrones face is now an expressionless mask, his eyes coldly taking in everything.
Cole: Looks like the Crazy ones switch has been flipped.
King: That's disgusting, Micheal. Keep your fantasies out of this.
Tyrone slides into the ring, and charges at Matthews only to be taken down with a drop toehold, Smith falling against the middle rope. Matthews steps up onto the second rope and jumps, letting his full weight fall onto the back of Tyrone, and crushing his throat on the rope. Jayson walks over and calmly sets the table up near the far turnbuckle. Decoy is up, standing on the apron, and springboarding into the ring, landing on Matthews and taking him down with a headscissors. He runs across the ring to jump on Smiths back, but the man moves and Decoy crotches himself on the rope and falls back into the ring.
Cole: There goes his children.
King: Aww, were you hoping the two of you could reproduce?
Cole: Very Funny.
Tyrone is up, and so is Matthews. Jayson charges but Tyrone just drops the shoulder and lifts him over the top rope. Matthews lands on the apron, but a dropkick to the face sends him tumbling to the outside. Decoy is groggily on his feet, limping badly. Tyrone grabs him, and lifts him high into the air, driving him down with the Crazy Slam through the table! Tyrone goes for the pin. The referee checks for Decoys blood, finds it and counts. One... Two... Three!!
Winner via Pinfall and Final XHF Hardcore Title Holder/Reigning Chaotic Title Holder: Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith!
Cole: Crazy Boy Smith is retains the Chaotic title, and becomes the last XHF Hardcore Champion! What a match!
King: I don't think you can expect any less from an XHF PPV.