2018 MOTYC Psychotic Goth vs. "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly
Nov 16, 2020 1:56:31 GMT -5
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ACW Salvation
March 27th, 2018
Steel Cage
Psychotic Goth <c> vs. "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly
Returning to ringside, the busy Atlantic Coast crew have almost finished constructing the enclosed steel cage, and have begun wrapping it in barbwire. With minutes until completion, the camera cuts back to the broadcast team to set the stage.
Ace Scorpio: Well fans you can see from ringside, that it is now time for the main event, and this promises to not be for the faint of heart.
Jax Carver: No kidding Ace, normally I would have a very hard time picking between Beelzebozo and Psychotic Goth, seeing just who I want to see get injured more. Fortunately with this stipulation, I don't have to decide, they'll both end up bloody messes! The question isn't who will come out of this match triumphant with the belt, but who will win the tournament that follows the winner VACATING the belt due to injury afterwards!
Ace Scorpio: These two men previously met up at New Years Nightmare, where "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly was able to take advantage of his Helloween Cup title shot, dethroning Psychotic Goth for the championship. Despite the opinions expressed earlier by our owner, and my broadcast partner, it was a wonderful encounter that was more than worthy of the belt's prestige.
Jax Carver: I just called him a drunken clown. Which he is!
Ace Scorpio: Its one thing to run your mouth at the start of the show that you know the champion doesn't watch, but there is a good chance that Beelzebozo catches a replay of this.
Jax Carver: ...We're all very proud of you champ!
Ace Scorpio: You're ridiculous.
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Orange sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Turning at the cage, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on. Now sitting at the announcer's table, the house lights reveal that Balan is wearing his Halloween Robocop costume having taken something mentioned earlier in the broadcast to heart.
Jax Carver: Speaking of ridiculous...
Ace Scorpio: Ladies and gentlemen, we seem to have been joined by the International champion, Attila Balan. Fresh off his title defense.
Attila Balan: Greetings Mister Scorpio. Please ignore this unit, I am simply here as a fan of Buster's optimal work, enjoying some classic ACW action from the best seat in the house. You will not be aware of my presence.
Ace Scorpio: Well we're always happy to have you with us, champ.
Jax Carver: Speak for yourself! A guy dressed as Robocop at a wrestling event...
Ace Scorpio: It looks like the cage has been set up, so lets throw it over to Frank Salazar with the introductions...
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is our MAIN EVENT... it is a barbwire steel cage contest in which the only way to win is putting your opponent in a straight jacket!!! ...And is for the SWAT Atlantic Coast Heavyweight Championship!
Evil green mist bellows out of the ring entrance as a woman screams and Psychotic Goth laughing maniacally as "Welcome To Your Death" by Annihilator plays and Vampira leads Psychotic Goth to ringside in chains while holding Psychotic Goth's homemade weapon. He ignores the ringsiders and stops at the ring for Vampira to unlock the chains and Psychotic Goth rubs his wrists hard as he climbs the ring steps and enters the barbwire laced steel cage.
Frank Salazar: Entering first the challenger... hailing from The Depths of Hell... and coming in at 6'5" and weighing in at 235 pounds...
P S Y C H O T I C
G O T H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goth slowly takes off his trenchcoat and jewelry before he lowers his head and raises his arms before throwing his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks, looking and snarling like a demonic maniac crazed and intimidating as he takes his homemade weapon and he caresses it before passing it through an opening in the cage out to Vampira to hold until it's time for Psychotic Goth to use it.
Frank Salazar: ...And the champion... HAILING FROM HUNTINGTON, WEST VIRGINIA... he stands at 6'2" and weighs in at 265 pounds...
"BEELZEBOZO"
B U S T E R
FRRRRI E N D L Y!!!!!!!!!!!
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween" (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Attila Balan: Buster displaying his highly tuned sense of showmanship...
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticeable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His ever-present Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ringside area.
Attila Balan: This is the best part!
Jax Carver: We've all seen this tired bit a million times before!
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
Attila Balan: Do not be deceived by it small humanoid!
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo.
Attila Balan: To be aware of coming events but be completely unable to alter their course, almost like the small humanoid was programmed to accept the ruse. If I had a chest cavity heater, there is a 90% probability this concept would activate it.
Flashing Vampira a smile, Beelzebozo starts to head towards the cage. Referee Lucky Charms tries to get the heavyweight title off of Beelzebozo's waist, only to have smoke blown in his face. As the cage door is closed behind him, Beelzebozo trips... only to drive his cigar into Goth's face.
DING! DING!! DING!!!
Jax Carver: The clown attacking before the bell, trying to burn the psycho's eyes... mess up his disturbingly pale complexion!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo trying to grind his cigar into Goth's face, but the former champion will have none of it, throwing Friendly off. A hard right knocks the cigar out of Beelzebozo's hand, but the champ follows through with the motion with a VICIOUS spinning backfist that almost knocks Goth back into those razor sharp barbwires!
Jax Carver: Goth puts on the breaks, and fires back with a STIFF closeline that the clown pretends doesn't hurt him, but it REALLY does!
Attila Balan: Correction, the only pain on Buster's face comes from emotional damage not physical harm.
Jax Carver: You know for an unfeeling apparently super logical machine, you sure do play loose with the facts.
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: Another VICIOUS closeline sends Beelzebozo staggering a few feet closer to that SHARP wall. Still the champion shaking it off like it was...
#SMACK#
Beelzebozo: JESUS!
Ace Scorpio: ...The third strike has enough power behind that Beelzebozo needed to brace himself against the cage. Which didn't go well. Now trying to yank his bloody fist off the barbwire... manages to free himself just in time to eat a running shoulderblock!
Jax Carver: For all his posturing, that got the champ down to a knee. Goth going for a dragon sleeper... but Beelzebozo countering with a bicycle kick... that shouldn't be physically possible.
Ace Scorpio: It isn't... fortunately for the champion his GIANT CLOWN SHOE makes the extra foot that would otherwise require him to jump backwards or extend his leg...
Jax Carver: Goth shaking it off, and going for another dragon sleeper... but Beelzebozo with a knife edge chop to the groin... and CLOWN SHOE spinning heel kick sends Goth crashing into that barbwire cage.
Ace Scorpio: Goth slowly ripping his body off the cage... and Buster greeting him with some clubbing double axe handles. Now its Goth's turn to shake them off, again, and again, Beelzebozo slowly taking him down but Goth fighting back, refusing to give him the satis----
#THUD#
Ace Scorpio: The champion levels Goth, swinging his back of treats like a hammer, brings it squarely down on the back of the Psychotic One.
#THUD#
#THUD#
#THUD#
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo flattens Goth with that sack, and laying it on top of him...
Flashbulbs go off throughout the arena, as Beelzebozo carefully climbs up the cage, careful to avoid the barbwire... then falls off...
Jax Carver: The Punchline!!!
Driving the bag into Goth, the force of Beelzebozo's impact causing the contents of the bag to burst out - littering the ring with bowling pins, confetti, Ken Dodd tickling sticks, and handicapped looking balloon animals that somehow avoided popping in the earlier assault. Mostly bowling pins.
Attila Balan: The mentally faulty subcultural stereotype ceases to function, and Buster's defense is as assured as his academic cover.
Jax Carver: There are no covers in this match!
Attila Balan: That is disconcerting, I may have to update my simulator's parameters with this newly acquired data.
Ace Scorpio: Jax is right, Industrial Man, the officials are outside the cage, and the only way to win it is putting your opponent in a straight jacket. Buster now using a bowling pin to bash Goth about the head!
Attila Balan: That makes little sense. To prove your athletic superiority based on your ability to dress another man? Illogical. If they were lotharios whose prowess was based solely on appearance, perhaps wardrobe would factor in, but to choose a heavyweight champion that way? I am relieved this unit competes for the international title.
Jax Carver: Afraid your duds won't match up, Robocop?
#POP#
#POP#
#POP#
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with a side Russian legsweep backwards into those balloon animals - that were filled with glass! Both men writhing around in pain over that one!
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo trying to bludgeon Goth with another of those bowling pins, but Goth knocks it out of his hand with a pin of his own! None of that duelling pins nonsense, as Goth SHOVES the bowling pin into Beelzebozo's mouth...
Ace Scorpio: And SLAPS IT OUT with another one!
Jax Carver: That'll leave a smile.
Attila Balan: Why a straight jacket? I understand that Goth has a documented history of requiring institutionalization, but poor Buster only suffers from alcoholism. While a disease, suggesting that persons that enjoy inebriation should be locked up is highly offensive.
Ace Scorpio: Goth pulling a piece of glass out of Beelzebozo's back... and shoving a Ken Dobb's style Tickler in its place! ...Its really staying in place... GOTH now lifting Friendly up for a... SCOOP POWERSLAM!
Jax Carver: The tickler broke! ...That's disgusting!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with a jagged piece of wood and feathers sticking out of a hole in his back. The champion is still coughing up blood from that bowling pin to the teeth... and Goth mounting him for a keylock. Beelzebozo tries to counter, but ends up rolling onto that jagged piece of wood driving it further into his back... spins the other way...
Jax Carver: Giving his back, and Goth locks in a dragon sleeper! Looking to knock the champion out so that putting on that straight jacket will be a synch.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo flailing about, but losing strength...
Jax Carver: Losing all strength, and with that cage between him and his boyfriend here, there will be NO ONE who can save Beelzebozo from getting strapped in.
Ace Scorpio: Goth really digging the sleeper in-NO! Beelzebozo with the presence of mind to kick off the cage so that his back lands on--- Beelzebozo just stabbed that wooden spike sticking out of him into Goth's midsection! Grinding it in... and Goth lets go of the sleeper. That is a DEEP GASH in Goth's abdomen.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo throwing off a few elbows to fight back up to his feet, and inspired by that last move... what an idiot.
Ace Scorpio: The champion like a pincushion... with a standing senton, once more stabs Goth with that wooden spike sticking out of his back! Another senton! ...And there's the third...
The crowd makes a sickened sound.
Jax Carver: That seems to have snapped the spike off... and driven the rest of it INSIDE Beelzebozo.
Rising to his feet, Buster Friendly starts to spew blood out onto the canvas. It is unclear if this is a continued result of being force fed a bowling pin, or if he's punctured his own lung with the wood.
Jax Carver: He might be dying in the ring a little faster than usual, but Beelzebozo will probably consider it worth it for the plethora of got wood jokes he can now make.
Attila Balan: He will be delighted.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo taking some time out vomiting a steady stream of blood to see Goth recovering... so he charges out of the corner with a KNEE SLAPPER!!!
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Jax Carver: GOTH CATCHES HIM WITH A DRAGONSCREW LEGSWEEP INTO A LIGHTNING QUICK ANKLELOCK!
Ace Scorpio: Pulls back on the ankle lock... and the champion flails around with no where to go! Grabbing fistfuls of plunder that earlier fell out of his sack and Buster is throwing them back defiantly, but I don't think that confetti is going to take Goth's eyes out.
Attila Balan: There is a 10% chance.
Ace Scorpio: What... that's... frighteningly high.
Jax Carver: Why the hell don't we have a sneeze guard at the announce position? Friendly almost bled on me! I don't mind having syphilis, but I'll be damned if I catch it from Beelzebozo!
Ace Scorpio: Definitely something to consider installing the next time management books a barbwire cage.
Jax Carver: AH! One of the confetti pieces landed on the desk. It's RIGHT THERE!
Ace Scorpio: Stay calm Jax!
Jax Carver: Easy for you to say, you're wearing glasses! That has to lower your having an eye shredded down by like, what, 4%?
Attila Balan: Affirmative.
Ace Scorpio <hard shallow>: Be brave! Goth has almost snapped Beelzebozo's ankle, and the champion is barely conscious from the pain, THIS IS IT! Man up Carver, or prepare to be replaced by a robot!
Jax Carver: He's the champion he doesn't want my job.
Attila Balan: This model has been designed to multifunction.
Jax Carver: Shit. Fine. The only signs of life from Beelzebozo are the occasional hiccup of blood. This is it...
Ace Scorpio: Psychotic Goth releasing the anklelock, only to hold onto the leg... dragonscrew leg dragging Beelzebozo face first into the barbwire cage!
Jax Carver: WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo is planted in the center of the canvas, and Goth know going for a straightjacket!
Attila Balan: Question. Why place the competitors in a cage this violent unless there was some underlining blood feud, in which case should they not continue to beat one another until one ceases to function? Conclusion, going for a win this early in the bloodletting is an act of cowardice.
Ace Scorpio: Psychotic Goth putting his respect for the heavyweight title above his personal feelings wanting to further murder Beelzebozo.
Attila Balan: It is illogical.
Jax Carver: Its perfectly logical, you just don't want the clown to lose! Which is exactly what's happening, as Goth pulls the jacket onto Beelzebozo...
Ace Scorpio: Fastening the one arm in... now trying for the other one... but he's finding the jacket hard to put over the championship belt that Buster is wearing...
Jax Carver: Goth trying to pull off the title to force the other arm down... here we go...
Attila Balan: Entering sleep mode.
Jax Carver: He almost has him!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: NO! Beelzebozo pulls Goth into an eye gouge! Now pulling off the belt himself with that free arm... uses it to uppercut Goth off of him.
Staggering to his feet, Beelzebozo attempts to pull the straightjacket off his arms with his teeth, but wouldn't you know it? His mouth is too slippery from blood. Taking time out of coughing up blood from the lung he probably collapsed himself, Beelzebozo stumbles Goth with a hip attack that knocks the former champion into the barbwire cage.
Jax Carver: Hip attack keeps Goth down, and Buster now running backwards into the cage... what a masochist.
Ace Scorpio: The heavyweight champion rubbing his back against the barbwire, stripping flesh away...
Jax Carver: The clown cutting himself out of the straight jacket, kicking Goth in the head to keep him down while ripping off the sleeves.
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo taking off the heavyweight belt, and strapping Goth across the back with it!
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: Just whipping Goth to a bloody pulp, and now going for the straight jacket himself...
Jax Carver: Isn't that an act of cowardice in your book, Bot?
Attila Balan: Enough damage has been committed to prove Buster's point, all that remains is victory.
Jax Carver: ...I really hate you.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo dragging one arm into a strap... Goth trying to fight him off, so the champ drives a thumb into the challenger's eye... more title attacks, and there is the other arm in.
Jax Carver: It's an easy slide because it's like a second skin for Goth.
Ace Scorpio: All that remains is to fasten the straps...
Attila Balan: Buster has 20% above average fastening skills.
Jax Carver: The nightmare continues-----------YES!
Ace Scorpio: Vampira putting that homemade weapon through the cage to prod the champ--- Buster looking to grab it, but Goth kicks him off. Beelzebozo coming back, but Goth hits him with a loaded boot! Goth now using his teeth to pull the jacket off... another loaded boot keeps the champ at bay. Beelzebozo staggering into the barbwire cage... both men are bleeding like faucets!
Jax Carver: Goth has the straightjacket off and now... batter up, going to town on the clown with that homemade weapon.
Ace Scorpio: Nasty headshots - if Beelzebozo resented Goth's hammering before, its about to sound a lot worse. Vampira really helped Goth out of a bad situation, its nice to see her getting back to normal after that horrible ordeal.
Attila Balan: What ordeal?
Jax Carver: I thought you did research on SWAT? You must be getting rusty, Balan. Vampira had been missing for months as the result of a kidnapping. Jesus. Watch the show sometime.
Attila Balan: A kidnapping? Were police brought in? It seems illogical that a crime of that magnitude would only be reported on at SWAT, and not the news.
Ace Scorpio: Goth now putting Beelzebozo into a-----FLYING TRIANGLE CHOKE! The champ fighting, but Goth looking to knock him out! To answer your question Balan, Goth wanted to deal with the situation himself... and speaking of the kidnapping, here is the perpetrator himself.
The crowd jeer as Vile "Vince" Viper steps out of the back in a bright red devil outfit, burning hatred dancing from his eyes to the ring.
Jax Carver: Bozo is barely there, and Goth crawling over to grab another straightjacket- this will be it!
Following Viper out of the back are some of the less desirable elements of his backyard, Victoria Bitter Boy, Spud Boy, Original FireRed Ninja, Midnight COOL, and "FlatEarth Warrior" Duncan Kincaid - the rest of the crew carry out a large coffin.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo is biting away, trying to keep that jacket off, but he's having a hard time keeping Goth from pulling those straps tight! Meanwhile TripleV and some of his flunkies are heading down to ringside. SWAT's resident devil has an axe to grind with all the participants regardless of belts.
Jax Carver: Dammit... the clown chewing some of that broken glass in the ring, SPITS it into Goth's eyes - and rolls away. Now pulling the straightjacket off again... This match is disgusting.
Ace Scorpio: A half blind Goth trying to rub the blood from his eyes, climbing the ropes, while Beelzebozo with similar ideas, yanks off the straightjacket while climbing the opposite corner...
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Flashbulbs explode as Beelzebozo and Psychotic Goth dive off the ropes at each other with a The Punchline and Demon Strike respectively.
Ace Scorpio: FISTS COLLIDE!
Jax Carver: What are the odds with two guys with flying punches catching each other in the hand?
Attila Balan: In this profession the odds are...
Jax Carver: DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Ace Scorpio: Both men rolling around the ring, possibly with broken hands. Viper and associates have brought that ominous casket to ringside.
Attila Balan: How do we know that Vincent is the kidnapper?
Jax Carver: Vampira recognized his voice.
Attila Balan: Oh.
Jax Carver: What?
Attila Balan: She certainly seems like a charming person, and great talent for the SWAT organization to be proud of, but my companies psych evaluations did not present her as the most reliable witness.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo putting Goth in a straightjacket crossface!!! ...But the referee insisting that it doesn't count unless its an actual straightjacket, and that wrestling holds that share the name aren't in the spirit of the stipulations.
Attila Balan: Semantics.
Jax Carver: Goth muscling out, and turning it into a WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Airplane spin ends with Goth throwing Beelzebozo into the cage!!! The champion looks out of it, as Goth moves in for the kill. Wait... when did you do a psych evaluation on Vampira?
Attila Balan: Right before Luchian Inc. had her confined for psychiatric treatment. Obviously.
Ace Scorpio: That makes sense. Goth now noticing Viper at ringside, kicks some glass out of the ring at Victoria Bitter Boy before going back to--- wait you had her confined for treatment!?!
Attila Balan: Yes around October, I noticed a young woman in obvious mental distress, believing herself to a vampire. I had my people look into her background, discovered that the fringe elements she was associating with were sending her towards a full mental collapse, and decided the best course of action was to check her in at one of the finest institutions that money can buy.
Jax Carver: ...she agreed to that...
Attila Balan: When have humanoids identifying as vampires ever agreed to medical assistance? My company took care of the details.
Ace Scorpio: ...
Jax Carver: ...
Attila Balan: I will infer from your silence that you are worried about Buster's chances of title retention based on Goth's hitting a Devil's Abyss. While things certainly look grim for the champion, let me assure you that Buster will find a way to con---
Ace Scorpio & Jax Carver: You're the kidnapper!
Attila Balan: Do not be ridiculous. I am sure my people filled more official paperwork for Vampira's forced recovery stay, then this Psychotic Goth did for her alleged abduction.
Jax Carver: You could have let him know!
Ace Scorpio: Goth has been beating up everyone and their mother looking for her! ....And now Psychotic Goth lands on Beelzebozo with a Purgatory Plunge!!! Both men sprawled across all that sharp plunder in the ring. ...He tore SWAT apart, if Vampira's mental state was a real concern, you could have brought all this forwards to her many friends and family!
Attila Balan: He is clearly a contributing factor to her duress, and it would be counterproductive to her well being to make that information available.
Ace Scorpio: Goth once again going for the straightjacket...
The backyard scum finally strike, with Spud Boy charging around ringside at Vampira only to eat a boot to the crotch. Goth's manager is quick to claw at the large man's eyes. The fight is valiant, but leaves her open to Victoria Bitter Boy and Midnight Cool who grab her from behind. As they restrain Vampira, the king of snakes approaches with the casket wheeled behind him.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Hey emo loon... I don't take too kindly to people besssmirching my good name.
Vile tells the crowd to fuck off for laughing at his good name line, fortunately he's facing away from the microphone so it doesn't go out on the feed. I've kept this surprisingly clean. Seeing the Backyard workers holding Vampira on the outside of the cage, Psychotic Goth stops trying to strap Beelzebozo into the straightjacket.
Jax Carver: I hate to say it Ace, but everyone owes Viper an apology. Especially you.
Ace Scorpio: Shut up.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Imprison someone for months... my prisonersss don't last hours. Still since I already paid the price, I might as well do the crime.
Kicking open the casket lid, VVV reveals that it is full of a wide variety of snakes. It has also been fitted with some intense UV lights, essentially creating a tanning bed. The cold-blooded reptiles don't care for that much. Duncan Kinkaid throws his mentor a padlock, this is not going to be pretty.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Let's see if we can jog your memory! If you REALLY think it was MOI, lets see if this rings any bellsssssssss. I'm pretty sure it will be something new, Vampsss. You want to experience my hospitality? I like my women TANNED...
Grabbing Vampira by the hair, VVV starts to shove the would-be vampire towards the tanning bed casket full of venomous snakes. We spared no expense. Ignoring the barbwire, Goth starts desperately reaching through the cage, cutting himself as he tries to snatch Viper's neck.
#BUMP#
Ace Scorpio: What's he doing?
MASSIVE POP!
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan kicking that casket over onto the FireRed Ninja! Charging into Backyard crew, as he runs to Vampira's aid.
Jax Carver: This is a mess he created!
Ace Scorpio: Viper bailing, as Balan goes to work on his crew!
MONSTER JEERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: Whisky Lullaby.
Ace Scorpio: In the ring, Beelzebozo from behind puts the Psychotic Goth in the WHISKY LULLABY!!! Goth's arms are caught in the barbwire from the cage, he can't defend himself!!!!
Jax Carver: The clown just choking the life out of him!
On the outside, Viper puts the cage between him and the International champion as Balan gorilla presses Spud Boy into the appreciative crowd.
Ace Scorpio: A few potatoes to the back of the head for good measure...
Jax Carver: The clown calls those the donkey punch...
Ace Scorpio: I'm not calling those!!!
Jax Carver: Here comes the straight jacket...
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Ace Scorpio: First arm... cheap shot with the belt...
Jax Carver: Second arm through... now tying in those straps for the...
DING!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match...
and STILL ATLANTIC COAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION----
"BEELZEBOZO" BUSTER FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo will retain, as Balan still cleans up the trash outside the ring.
Jax Carver: Look at these idiots, still cheering Balan on like he's some kind of hero.
Ace Scorpio: ....This is Atlantic Coast, Jax. Balan is as close to a good guy as we have.
A double closeline takes out Duncan Kinkaid and Maximum Cool, but Vampira takes a nasty fall in the process. Wiping the blood from his face, Beelzebozo looks at all the theatrics outside the ring. His blood caked eyelids flicker in contempt at all the backyard jokes, then over to Viper, who seems pleased, standing near the now opening cage door.
Ace Scorpio: VAMPIRA TAKING A BAD FALL! Balan checking on her condition, while these horrible backyard workers are finally getting rounded up by security!
Jax Carver: Now security shows up?
Ace Scorpio: The champion doesn't seem too pleased with all these hijinks distracting from his match.
Jax Carver: You can say----
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Ace Scorpio: BEELZEBOZO DIVING OUT OF THE CAGE ONTO VIPER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! THE CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE ROADKILL BUT IS TRYING TO STRANGLE THE HELL OUT OF VIPER!!!
The force sends VVV headfirst into the guardrail, where Beelzebozo is so enraged he breaks nails digging them into the old man's throat.
Jax Carver: JESUS.
Ace Scorpio: If Viper wasn't an albino I think wed be seeing him changing color.
The two men roll around on the floor, exchanging vicious shots before continuing their brawl up the aisle.
Ace Scorpio: These two have had daggers for each other for months now, but THEIR COLD WAR JUST WENT WHITE HOT!
Jax Carver: The two men brawling up the aisle, and no better way for us to close....
In the ring, Psychotic Goth starts to come too just as the referee's cut him out of the straight jacket. The first image that greets the former champion is Attila Balan checking on Vampira.
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Ace Scorpio: Goth conscious.... oblivious to where Viper has wandered off... goes out to check on Vampira, Balan helping her to her feet..........
Jax Carver: Psychotic Goth just shoved Attila Balan away from Vampira. Apparently still very protective given the recent abduction!
Ace Scorpio: The robot greeting him with a smile, meaning no harm... but the stares they are exchanging are INTENSE!
Jax Carver: Goth is acting this way when he thinks Balan did him a favour, imagine how bad its going to be when he watches this broadcast and discovers that the Industrial Man kidnapped Vampira.
Ace Scorpio: There is going to be an explosion.
Jax Carver: Never trust a robot.
Ace Scorpio: Especially a very nice one.
As the Mega Powers stand at ringside basking in tension, Psychotic Goth is too concerned with Vampira's condition to notice the mad brawl happening on the other side of the arena. Up at the top of the entranceway, Beelzebozo is using a box cutter to slash away at VVV, trying to get the old man to take a thirty plus footfall off the ramp. For his part, Viper is extracting his own lump of flesh with razor sharp claws.
Jax Carver: Knife fight DANGEROUSLY close to the edge of that raised entrance. Kill 'em Vile!
Ace Scorpio: The champion chopping away at Viper with all the skill of a man who makes more money stabbing people with a box cutter than he does through clowning. Viper almost slipping off, but holds on!
Jax Carver: He really makes me uncomfortable.
Ace Scorpio: The backyard cronies being held back from getting involved... but here comes Anonymoose!
Anonymoose tries to position himself between the men, but isn't suicidal so hides behind Beelzebozo instead while trying to talk them down.
Ace Scorpio: Backyard worker and Menagerie manager, Anonymoose is trying to calm things. Get these two to go for a money fight, rather than a career ending injury... and seems to be trying to get his point across with minimum puns.
Jax Carver: Yeah, but every time they start to slow down he works in another joke which sets them off again. How did the guy with the giant horns sneak past security.
Ace Scorpio: Viper taking a slash to the eyebrow... and looks like he's falling... NO! CRESCE----NO!
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The crowd is in a stunned silence as Beelzebozo sidesteps a backflip kneestrike from Viper, which catches Anonymoose squarely in the moose. The force knocks the young stand-up comedian backwards off the railing to the floor below.
Ace Scorpio: GET A MEDIC OUT HERE!
Jax Carver: WHAT A SICKENING THUD!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo letting his manager take the full force of that strike from Viper, and Anonymoose just hit the ground with a... well... Beelzebozo climbing down to check on him as paramedics race over.
Jax Carver: That was a long drop onto concrete.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo checking on Moose, while Viper also runs over...
The king of snakes looks uncharacteristically upset, as he staggers over to the unconscious moose. He starts to lean in when Beelzebozo spits up at him.
Vile "Vince" Viper: I... I'm so sor...
Beelzebozo: Look what you did! ...get away from him you monster.
Looking gutted, Viper falls back into the horrified onlookers. Paramedics bring over a stretcher, while trying to cut away the mask enough to secure a neck brace on it.
Ace Scorpio: We're out of time fans... as we sign off our thoughts and prayers are with this young man.