S2 EP 16 - "Balan / Stokes ~ Mechanical Rodeo" - 6/10/18
Nov 16, 2020 12:45:41 GMT -5
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SWAT Backyard Presents
"Balan / Stokes - Mechanical Rodeo"
6/10/18
Nuuk Stadium
Nuuk, Greenland
Haluu! This is Makka Q who recently enjoyed the American style wrestling at Nuuk. Stadium was at full capacity to see the metal man with the nice smile defend his belt against the elderly cowboy. A good time was had by all.
The first match of the card saw a cab driver (EDITOR'S NOTE: Rajiv Khan) get into a fight with an alcohol salesman (EDITOR'S NOTE: "Crippling Porn Addiction" Foster's Beer Man) when the salesman produced a motor vehicle for him that had a many plants growing inside. The cabbie was evidently upset that he had had his hopes risen, and attacked his friend as a result. This brought in a gardener that looked like an alien bug (EDITOR'S NOTE: HERBACIDE) who tried to make them see their friendship, only for it to turn into a three-way-dance. This was eventually won by the alcohol salesman who pinned the bug following a power bomb. The friends made up, with the salesman vowing not to rest until he found a car without a plant.
At that point my friend's father, Johan Petersen defeated a rather unintelligent man with peculiar ideas about the shape of the world (EDITOR'S NOTE: FlatEarther #1) with a closeline. Nothing fancy about Petersen, but we were all right pleased to see a local man come out on top.
A stand-up comedian (EDITOR'S NOTE: "New York Ninja" Nick Carlin) won a battle royale that mostly consisted of men dressed as cows (EDITOR'S NOTE: Men Dressed As Cows) when he tried to disappear into a cloud of smoke like a shadow warrior, only for the wrestlers that breathed it in to have a bad reaction.
My friends were super excited about the team known as the HOLY WEAPONS. They dress like Hellraiser monsters but seem to be religious men, burning incense on their way down to the ring. I can understand why they're so popular, with an energetic exchange against two younger guys with their pants on backwards (EDITOR'S NOTE: Super Fly Boy & JOLT Cola Lad). I think one of the boys was puking his teeth out after an especially brutal punch (EDITOR'S NOTE: TESTAMENT'S Open Palm).
It then became time for the International Title match, where the robot (EDITOR'S NOTE: Attila Balan) defended against the elderly cowboy (EDITOR'S NOTE: "Tumbleweed" Bill Stokes). We do not have the same American wild west heroes, so were not quite sure what to make of the older gentleman's rope tricks. We were concerned he might hurt himself trying to step into the lasso. The machine is twice the old man's size, also faster, and half his age. Every time the cowboy got hit, he looked like he was going to break his hip. It was quite distressing. Despite the violent beating, the cowboy kept coming back. Forty minutes went by of a one sided onslaught, but the old man refused to quit. Perhaps he taught the machine to respect the purity of the human spirit? This is what we hoped, but the robot nearly took his head off with a leg lariat while covered in motor oil. It was a hard fought win, and afterwards everyone gave the old man a standing ovation.
Greenland doesn't often get shows like this, so it was a real treat. I would strongly recommend it to all my friends.
MAKKA
"Balan / Stokes - Mechanical Rodeo"
6/10/18
Nuuk Stadium
Nuuk, Greenland
Haluu! This is Makka Q who recently enjoyed the American style wrestling at Nuuk. Stadium was at full capacity to see the metal man with the nice smile defend his belt against the elderly cowboy. A good time was had by all.
The first match of the card saw a cab driver (EDITOR'S NOTE: Rajiv Khan) get into a fight with an alcohol salesman (EDITOR'S NOTE: "Crippling Porn Addiction" Foster's Beer Man) when the salesman produced a motor vehicle for him that had a many plants growing inside. The cabbie was evidently upset that he had had his hopes risen, and attacked his friend as a result. This brought in a gardener that looked like an alien bug (EDITOR'S NOTE: HERBACIDE) who tried to make them see their friendship, only for it to turn into a three-way-dance. This was eventually won by the alcohol salesman who pinned the bug following a power bomb. The friends made up, with the salesman vowing not to rest until he found a car without a plant.
At that point my friend's father, Johan Petersen defeated a rather unintelligent man with peculiar ideas about the shape of the world (EDITOR'S NOTE: FlatEarther #1) with a closeline. Nothing fancy about Petersen, but we were all right pleased to see a local man come out on top.
A stand-up comedian (EDITOR'S NOTE: "New York Ninja" Nick Carlin) won a battle royale that mostly consisted of men dressed as cows (EDITOR'S NOTE: Men Dressed As Cows) when he tried to disappear into a cloud of smoke like a shadow warrior, only for the wrestlers that breathed it in to have a bad reaction.
My friends were super excited about the team known as the HOLY WEAPONS. They dress like Hellraiser monsters but seem to be religious men, burning incense on their way down to the ring. I can understand why they're so popular, with an energetic exchange against two younger guys with their pants on backwards (EDITOR'S NOTE: Super Fly Boy & JOLT Cola Lad). I think one of the boys was puking his teeth out after an especially brutal punch (EDITOR'S NOTE: TESTAMENT'S Open Palm).
It then became time for the International Title match, where the robot (EDITOR'S NOTE: Attila Balan) defended against the elderly cowboy (EDITOR'S NOTE: "Tumbleweed" Bill Stokes). We do not have the same American wild west heroes, so were not quite sure what to make of the older gentleman's rope tricks. We were concerned he might hurt himself trying to step into the lasso. The machine is twice the old man's size, also faster, and half his age. Every time the cowboy got hit, he looked like he was going to break his hip. It was quite distressing. Despite the violent beating, the cowboy kept coming back. Forty minutes went by of a one sided onslaught, but the old man refused to quit. Perhaps he taught the machine to respect the purity of the human spirit? This is what we hoped, but the robot nearly took his head off with a leg lariat while covered in motor oil. It was a hard fought win, and afterwards everyone gave the old man a standing ovation.
Greenland doesn't often get shows like this, so it was a real treat. I would strongly recommend it to all my friends.
MAKKA