Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2020 2:27:54 GMT -5
Inferno #1 - The Fucking Joke Is On You...
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Ask yourself this…
You come back after an extensive break from professional wrestling, you come back in after an offer came in from an old friend and face one of the so called futures of the roster and even the sport itself. Because I fucking lost, I had to take the Pay Per View off and watched it back at home in London. Because I lost this stupid fucking match, I have to face a fucking dinosaur. Hear that? A FUCKING DINOSAUR. Jesus fucking wept. Let me admit to something, I had fun losing to MYOJIN because I know I'm a bit rusty from my time away from the ring, and I know that I thought I'd come back into this with some respect to my name.
Respect to my fucking name is what I DIDN'T FUCKING GET. I thought that Anthony Caffrey would be a little bit smarter, knowing how fucking good I am but no, he'd rather put me in the ring with a man dressed as a fucking dinosaur. Oh how fucking scared I am, oh how fucking terrified I am right now knowing I'm going against some man in a dinosaur suit. This, all of this, is all just a massive fucking joke. All of this is a fucking joke but you know what, if this shit works, then I have one step closer to the FIRESIDE World Heavyweight Championship. The FIRESIDE World Heavyweight Championship, that is something I would love to have in my possession and if the case of beating the fucking dinosaur helps me get closer to that then so be it, now let me ask you this...
Who in the actual fuck is Dinosaur Bones and why the fuck should I care about him? He's been here and there, everyone loves the poor fucking sod because... well... it's a dinosaur, everyone's fucking childish and acts like they've the mental brainwaves of an infant. My four year old daughter laughs at this shit, my four year old fucking daughter laughs at this shit. Not a thirty something year old man, a four year old daughter of mine. Can you fucking imagine that shit? But Dinosaur Bones has been here and there, and he's done his small bits but you know what? It's laughable, deplorable, absolutely fucking ridiculous.
Dinosaur Bones. The fucking joke is on you. It's all on you that you've got these little challenges in FIRESIDE that lasts five whole minutes. If it's five whole minutes that I have to last with you then bring it the fuck on, cunt. I don't give a slight single fuck if it's one minute or four minutes, I will knock the fuck out of whoever is in that suit. I will take my place at New Year's Nightmare and you know what? I will take down whomever I have to face there too, whether it's Vodka and Rum, E Smear, or even Rattle Me Bones himself.
They're all going to fall because it's simple, The Bastard is back.
You come back after an extensive break from professional wrestling, you come back in after an offer came in from an old friend and face one of the so called futures of the roster and even the sport itself. Because I fucking lost, I had to take the Pay Per View off and watched it back at home in London. Because I lost this stupid fucking match, I have to face a fucking dinosaur. Hear that? A FUCKING DINOSAUR. Jesus fucking wept. Let me admit to something, I had fun losing to MYOJIN because I know I'm a bit rusty from my time away from the ring, and I know that I thought I'd come back into this with some respect to my name.
Respect to my fucking name is what I DIDN'T FUCKING GET. I thought that Anthony Caffrey would be a little bit smarter, knowing how fucking good I am but no, he'd rather put me in the ring with a man dressed as a fucking dinosaur. Oh how fucking scared I am, oh how fucking terrified I am right now knowing I'm going against some man in a dinosaur suit. This, all of this, is all just a massive fucking joke. All of this is a fucking joke but you know what, if this shit works, then I have one step closer to the FIRESIDE World Heavyweight Championship. The FIRESIDE World Heavyweight Championship, that is something I would love to have in my possession and if the case of beating the fucking dinosaur helps me get closer to that then so be it, now let me ask you this...
Who in the actual fuck is Dinosaur Bones and why the fuck should I care about him? He's been here and there, everyone loves the poor fucking sod because... well... it's a dinosaur, everyone's fucking childish and acts like they've the mental brainwaves of an infant. My four year old daughter laughs at this shit, my four year old fucking daughter laughs at this shit. Not a thirty something year old man, a four year old daughter of mine. Can you fucking imagine that shit? But Dinosaur Bones has been here and there, and he's done his small bits but you know what? It's laughable, deplorable, absolutely fucking ridiculous.
Dinosaur Bones. The fucking joke is on you. It's all on you that you've got these little challenges in FIRESIDE that lasts five whole minutes. If it's five whole minutes that I have to last with you then bring it the fuck on, cunt. I don't give a slight single fuck if it's one minute or four minutes, I will knock the fuck out of whoever is in that suit. I will take my place at New Year's Nightmare and you know what? I will take down whomever I have to face there too, whether it's Vodka and Rum, E Smear, or even Rattle Me Bones himself.
They're all going to fall because it's simple, The Bastard is back.