Heavy is the Head That Will Wear 2 Crowns (CofaC 1/2)
Nov 26, 2020 2:51:42 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Timeless, and 3 more like this
Post by Dylan on Nov 26, 2020 2:51:42 GMT -5
24/11/2020
Powerade Centre
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
We open on Dylan. Fresh off his latest showing at NPW's Lethal Lottery Second Chance show. He sits at a table, a folder in his hand and an ice pack on the back of his head. He grunts, a cold look on his face. A steely glance with his eyes is quickly masked by sunglasses.
Dylan: I'm not gonna beat around the bush here, Dane and Steel are cowards. They are cowardly, scheming little boys who knew they couldn't handle bigger threats. But alas, they couldn't keep the biggest threat to the NPW Double Crown down for long, and now there's blood in the water that the shark owns.
Pause.
Dylan: But it's not just about those two. There are 10 other men who, along with the three of us, will all vie for a similar prize. The NPW Double Crown. What will soon be the most prestigious championship in the great Northern expansion. Which will soon render Lord Dominicus the least important champion in NPW.
Dylan: LD, you've been a thorn in my side for the last two months. In October, you tried to take the X*Crown from me. And, as everyone expected, you failed. But then, you made an attempt at J-ROK's Sakura Tag League, where as fate would have it, I stopped the House of Lords dead in the water. So that brings us to now, where I am here in your yard, playing on your turf. I'm here to get the job done, and take what will never be yours, just so I can be the one to end your claims of the "only singles champion in NPW."
His upper lip curls into a snarl just thinking about LD. He switches topics.
Dylan: Getting into this position to be crowned the first Double Crown Champion was no easy task, with a few difficult steps to climb. Step one was the tag team match. Nemo can thank me later for ensuring he has this opportunity. Someone who didn't even make it past this step, and had to take the ladder lining the side of the staircase to get an edge is my friend, Maverick.
Dripping with sarcasm. He is not fond of Mav.
Dylan: It is wild that this time, almost a year ago, Maverick was just about to claim his first X*Crown Championship reign. After many failed attempts, like myself, he grabbed that brass ring and pulled himself up. But one of those bodies he selfishly shoved out of the way was me.
He scoffs.
Dylan: Look how the cards have fallen now, Maverick. It was clear as a homegrown AWF boy, those refs would have a soft spot and ignore some of your illegal moves, count a little quicker for you. Here in NPW, it'll be neutral ground to right some wrongs and toss your ass out. For good. Then, you can abandon your aspirations and run back to the open arms of AWF. Again.
He holds open the folder from earlier, which reads "#NeverForgetMCCW" and "#MaverickSellsOut...Again" He tosses it to the side, where it slides to the feet of some nameless producer.
Dylan: There's not much about Brad Swann that I haven't already said. Dude is a lethal weapon. A real one, not some hack like Roger Riggs. He's had a career year, with four world championship reigns and fourth place in the End of Days tournament. But, I want you to remember Prince's Ball, Swann. Just like every time before, you have fell to your knees at force of a real king.
Gestures to himself.
Dylan: You also owe me the King Demonio mask. I don't care if we both eliminate each other from this match, I'm not gonna stop stomping a mudhole in your ass until I get that mask, fucker!
Pause.
Dylan: There are two other guys who have been making global waves among the XHF; "Dickless" Alex Turner and "Man of 1000 Stupid Nicknames" Jonnie Valentine. Two guys who can't cut it in SWAT so they pursue other ventures in other companies in attempts to stay grasping at relevance. Well jokes on you Jonnie, nobody's cared about Tom Hanks since '95, which funnily is where your career boomed. Maybe you stole Tom Hanks' relevancy and used it for your own advantage.
Dylan: And Alex. The man that we owe this all to. The guy who did the most to embarrass NPW. The fact that Gus Arnold watched you dick over the whole company on such a global stage and still gave you a shot for it all? Maybe Gus isn't as smart as we thought. Or maybe, he's using this as a punishment. Give you the advantages you need and watch everyone take it all away from you. I'm going to enjoy the taste of your salty tears as I tear you down from your pedestal.
He takes one last pause, to reflect on the matters at hand. Or maybe to ponder if Timeless' tears would have a metallic taste, given his metal hand.
Dylan: It all started with Dane, Carlson and Timeless. The mockery they made of this company. I trust that Gordon Carlson is paying for his failures. I want to promise Gus Arnold that I will make Dane and Turner pay for making a mockery of this great company. That is all I have to say. For now.
With that, he stands up and walks off to the left as cameras click and we fade to black.
