Timeless : Born to Fuck
Nov 27, 2020 19:26:55 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Justin, and 2 more like this
Post by Timeless on Nov 27, 2020 19:26:55 GMT -5
[Open to Timeless and Roxylishus standing in front of a NPW banner. Timeless is wearing his new ‘Born to Fuck’ t-shirt and Roxylishus is wearing a ‘The Way That You Slam Me’ t-shirt. They look INCREDIBLE!]
Timeless : I knew the moment that Lunatic gave his notice and pulled the pin on the fed I should have just dropped him on his head and walked out of the ring.
[Timeless shakes his head and then recomposes himself. He is good at things like that, letting things go, he ‘never’ harps on anything. Scoffs.]
This is it! Finally the big match has come around. Seems we have been having foreplay with these goombah’s for months.
Eric Dane. Scott Steel. GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV AND MY GOD DAMN SHOW!
Every god_damned_segment. Enough already. We don’t care what you two do behind closed doors with Dylan.
Over exposure much? Man O Man.
(Whispering to the camera and motioning it closer) Come here closer boys, let me tell you a little secret. Less, is MORE!
Unless you are talking about these babies.
[Close up off Roxylishus’ Melon Mountains. She does a mock coy face.]
Or this!
[Crotch chop by Timeless.]
Speaking of Dylan. It will great to get in the ring with the X Crown Champion. But boy, when I defeat you to win the North American Double Crown, does that then by default make my new belt more prestigious than yours? You know, seeing as how I defeated you to win it?
[Timeless ponders.]
I think it does. Let’s go with that. Your work ethic is admirable Black.
(To Roxy) Can I call him Black? I know its his name but that infant Danni may call me a racist again?
Roxylishus : He’s not even in the match.
Timeless : Ohhh. Riiight. Well, that’s no fun is it. How can I break him when he can’t even get in the final? Let’s throw the kid a bone and offer him first shot at the belt once I win it. How’s that sound?
Roxylishus : Like totes the easiest first defence you could wish for.
Timeless : Exactly! Back to Black. Your one of many it seems to be jumping all around the network. You, Valentine. Radu. Swann. Like a bunch of recently separated middle aged women posting selfies on social media for likes.
Roxylishus : Likes is where it’s at.
Timeless : Whatever it takes to get yourself over I guess. I go the smash mouth in your mutha fucking face and up your ass exactly what im thinking route and that white hot heat seems to go just fine for Sir Winsalot.
Roxylishus : What about ‘Little D’? For such a small man, he is getting real carried away with his standing in this place.
Timeless : Here is what I am going to do to him in this match. I am going to rip his scrawny little arms off, ram then right thru his stupid lame ass mask, and jam them in his ears, then I am going to ride him like a motor bike around the ring.
Sure, it will be a very small puny motor bike, more like a kiddie bike, then I am going to mono him right out over the top rope and secure the victory!
Roxylishus : He is a moped. You are a Harley!
Timeless : Damn straight. He’s a Scooter and I am a Mack Freaken Truck!
I am SIR WINSALOT.
I like to Root and make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
Timeless : I knew the moment that Lunatic gave his notice and pulled the pin on the fed I should have just dropped him on his head and walked out of the ring.
[Timeless shakes his head and then recomposes himself. He is good at things like that, letting things go, he ‘never’ harps on anything. Scoffs.]
This is it! Finally the big match has come around. Seems we have been having foreplay with these goombah’s for months.
Eric Dane. Scott Steel. GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV AND MY GOD DAMN SHOW!
Every god_damned_segment. Enough already. We don’t care what you two do behind closed doors with Dylan.
Over exposure much? Man O Man.
(Whispering to the camera and motioning it closer) Come here closer boys, let me tell you a little secret. Less, is MORE!
Unless you are talking about these babies.
[Close up off Roxylishus’ Melon Mountains. She does a mock coy face.]
Or this!
[Crotch chop by Timeless.]
Speaking of Dylan. It will great to get in the ring with the X Crown Champion. But boy, when I defeat you to win the North American Double Crown, does that then by default make my new belt more prestigious than yours? You know, seeing as how I defeated you to win it?
[Timeless ponders.]
I think it does. Let’s go with that. Your work ethic is admirable Black.
(To Roxy) Can I call him Black? I know its his name but that infant Danni may call me a racist again?
Roxylishus : He’s not even in the match.
Timeless : Ohhh. Riiight. Well, that’s no fun is it. How can I break him when he can’t even get in the final? Let’s throw the kid a bone and offer him first shot at the belt once I win it. How’s that sound?
Roxylishus : Like totes the easiest first defence you could wish for.
Timeless : Exactly! Back to Black. Your one of many it seems to be jumping all around the network. You, Valentine. Radu. Swann. Like a bunch of recently separated middle aged women posting selfies on social media for likes.
Roxylishus : Likes is where it’s at.
Timeless : Whatever it takes to get yourself over I guess. I go the smash mouth in your mutha fucking face and up your ass exactly what im thinking route and that white hot heat seems to go just fine for Sir Winsalot.
Roxylishus : What about ‘Little D’? For such a small man, he is getting real carried away with his standing in this place.
Timeless : Here is what I am going to do to him in this match. I am going to rip his scrawny little arms off, ram then right thru his stupid lame ass mask, and jam them in his ears, then I am going to ride him like a motor bike around the ring.
Sure, it will be a very small puny motor bike, more like a kiddie bike, then I am going to mono him right out over the top rope and secure the victory!
Roxylishus : He is a moped. You are a Harley!
Timeless : Damn straight. He’s a Scooter and I am a Mack Freaken Truck!
I am SIR WINSALOT.
I like to Root and make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
