Don't think I forgot about you, Alex.

[Justin]

Eric Dane has a microphone at the ready.

There is a slick, head-rockin' beat playing behind him.

That’s when things get weird.

Timeless you suck don’t even let me get started, 

Your rhyme stinks so bad it’s like you verbally sharted!

I know you wanna smash on these newbs, but your girl’s got weird boobs!

You say that you win a lot, and I guess that you do…

But I called up everybody I know, and they never heard of you!

It’s too fuckin’ easy to steal your whole gimmick... 

But I’m better than you, I’m smarter, I’ll put on a clinic!

Your girlfriend is ugly bro, and what’s that smell from her twat?

Keep on lip-smacking bitch, I’ll send your sorry ass back to SWAT!

With that, the mic drops.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

OOC: I read the original

[Justin]

Of course you did!

I learned a thing today that I should have already known.

OHES WELLES

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Hehe, I tried to like it and Proboards was like “This post doesn’t exist anymore” 😂