Battleground #2 : International Incident
Nov 28, 2020 22:31:01 GMT -5
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Post by SWAT Team on Nov 28, 2020 22:31:01 GMT -5
[We open to a jam packed KRESTOVSKY STADIUM, SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia. The fans are going completly wild and still in World Cup fever. Or is it SWAT Fever? SWAT most likely. We are soooo much bigger than the World Cup after all.]
Warren W Webber : Hello fans! Welcome to SWAT Europe! Welcome to Battleground!! WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!!!
Melvyn : Thats a lot of welcomes Waz, but you missed the most important one. Welcome to ME! Melvyn!
Warren W Webber : Hardly. Folks, we have a huge show for you all tonight, ten matches, thats right, TEN!
Melvyn : The only one that really counts to me, and his great fans here in Russia, is Vile Vince Viper is in the house, and tonight, he meets The Industrial Man! What a battle we have in store.
Warren W Webber : Will be one for the ages, lets not forget though, we have many more big matches tonight, Bro Code putting their newly crowned World Tag Titles on the line. Alice and Brewster hooking it up for the Pan Am Title, and ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOhHqIv6gAM
[SWAT Owner Joe Pesci walks out to the ramp way, he stops at the top, waits, then motions, and out to join him comes BRUNO!!! There is a huge pop for the OG Dawg, and he no sells it with his dark Sunglasses on and a Chianti? muscle top. He siddles up just to the side and rear of Pesci, then the two walk down to the ring.]
Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. Seems last Battleground, everyone thought it was put your hands on the boss day. Well, that is NEVER going to happen again. I didnt like it, not one stinking bit. So i went out and i found me the number ONE bodyguard in the business. Bruno, your officially back on the payroll.
Now. Thats out of the way. Next on the agenda, we had a 3 way tag team match scheduled for tonight, it was to feature The Overlords. The Smug Suspenders and The Natural Born Architects. Each one of these teams re assured me personally they would promote the show, and there was a stipulation that whoever did NOT promote the show, would be FIRED! Well, all three of these lazy funguls failed to send in a promotional, and accordingly, all THREE ARE FIRED!
We will reiterate to all you great Russian fans, the cards are subject to change.
So, now thats all out of the way, what do you say we get right into the action!
[Joe hands the mic to Frank and he and Bruno head back to the back.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, Introducing first, hailing from Dallas, Texas, coming in at 56 & 133 pounds ... TERRY WILD!!!!
[Wild Child by Iggy Pop hits and Terry runs enthusiastically down to the ring. She gets a generous pop from the crowd encouraging the rookie.]
Frank Salazar : And introducing her opponent. Hailing from Detroit, Michigan, coming in at 54 & 130 pounds .... ROXANNE RYAN!!!
[Because I'm Awesome by The Dolly Rots hits and Roxanne runs down to the ring and she and Wild stare each other down.]
Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponent ... hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, coming in at 57 & 145 pounds ... SHANNON DAMAGE!!!
[Blackened by Metallica hits and Shannon Damage makes her way to the rampway. She stands there motionless, dead still staring out at the crowd and the opponents, and then takes off at a sprint down to the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Get out of there Frank! This one is a bit unpredictable!
Melvyn : Unpredictable? She is fn loco essay.
Warren W Webber : Damage slides into the ring and Frank scoots out of there and the bell rings and we are underway. Wild clocks Ryan with a big left hand, then Ryan chops her back, and Damage gets up and DOUBLE SPEARS THEM BOTH!!!!
Melvyn : Shannon poses for the crowd who are eating it up, they seem to like her here in Russia Waz.
Warren W Webber : Shannon stomps on Roxanne, then on Terry. She grabs Ryan and delivers a side slam, then a scoop slam for the rising Terry Wild.
Melvyn : Man, doesnt Terry Wild look like Terel Walker.
Warren W Webber : I dont think you are allowed to reference him Melvyn.
Melvyn : I am allowed to reference anyone i god damn like, and if Terel grew tits, this afro black fat Terry Wild is his god damn twin!
Warren W Webber : Melvyn, come on.
Melvyn : I am sorry Waz, we all know he already has tits.
Warren W Webber : Shannon with a drop kick on Roxanne, then Wild sweeps the leg of Shannon and applies a wrist lock.
Melvyn : Roxanne Ryan seizing the prone Damage and hits her with a rolling koppu kick.
Warren W Webber : Wild Irish whips Shannon Damage to the corner and then charges in there behind her nailing Shannon with a cannon ball.
Melvyn : Wild gets to her feet and walks right into a Roxanne Ryan superkick. You know when i was reading about this upcoming match, i thought we were in store for Roxylishus.
Warren W Webber : Different Roxy Melvyn.
Melvyn : Thanks for the newsflash Waz. Always the informative one. Ryan goes for an arm ringer on Terry Wild, but eats a big head butt. Is that legal, ref, check out that afro, she could have anything hidden in there!
Warren W Webber : Wild is just that! Wild, and she nails Ryan with a hard tilt a whirl back breaker, she poses for the fans after nailing the move, and Shannon Damage is all over her, delivering a side Russian leg sweep, then a bulldog.
Melvyn : Roxanne Ryan grabs Shannon, but Damage blocks her and sends her face first into the matt with a X Factor. Damage covers ....
Warren W Webber : One ..................... two ............... Wild breaks the count.
Melvyn : Shannon glares at Terry Wild, and as they both get to their feet, nails her with a mad big boot! She is looking good Waz.
Warren W Webber : I am very impressed with Shannon, she is the hottest prospect i have seen walk in the door in a LONG time.
Melvyn : Shannon with some mudhole stomps on Terry, Terry tries to fight them off and make her way to her feet but Shannon grabs two hand fulls of afro and running slings her over the top by them.
Warren W Webber : Roxanne Ryan heads for Shannon and Damage collects her with a drop toe hold. She mounts Ryan and unleashes a series of crazed head butts, she is insane!
Melvyn : She is out there man!
Warren W Webber : Shannon heads to the top, Terry Wild tries to stop her climbing up, and eats a kick to the mush and falls back to the outside ..... LUNA ECLIPSE!!! What a moonsault from the top rope by Shannon Damage to Roxanne Ryan ... Damage still on top hooks a leg ...... One ......... two ......................... THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Melvyn : Shannon Damage wins her SWAT debut! Impressive first outing!
Warren W Webber : Big things coming her way here in SWAT, i can see it already, welcome to the family Shannon!
[Blackened by Metallica hits and the ref raises the arm of Shannon in victory, the Russian fans giving her props and really seem to be digging her.]
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH SHANNON DAMAGE!!!!!!
Warren W Webber : Hello fans! Welcome to SWAT Europe! Welcome to Battleground!! WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!!!
Melvyn : Thats a lot of welcomes Waz, but you missed the most important one. Welcome to ME! Melvyn!
Warren W Webber : Hardly. Folks, we have a huge show for you all tonight, ten matches, thats right, TEN!
Melvyn : The only one that really counts to me, and his great fans here in Russia, is Vile Vince Viper is in the house, and tonight, he meets The Industrial Man! What a battle we have in store.
Warren W Webber : Will be one for the ages, lets not forget though, we have many more big matches tonight, Bro Code putting their newly crowned World Tag Titles on the line. Alice and Brewster hooking it up for the Pan Am Title, and ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOhHqIv6gAM
[SWAT Owner Joe Pesci walks out to the ramp way, he stops at the top, waits, then motions, and out to join him comes BRUNO!!! There is a huge pop for the OG Dawg, and he no sells it with his dark Sunglasses on and a Chianti? muscle top. He siddles up just to the side and rear of Pesci, then the two walk down to the ring.]
Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. Seems last Battleground, everyone thought it was put your hands on the boss day. Well, that is NEVER going to happen again. I didnt like it, not one stinking bit. So i went out and i found me the number ONE bodyguard in the business. Bruno, your officially back on the payroll.
Now. Thats out of the way. Next on the agenda, we had a 3 way tag team match scheduled for tonight, it was to feature The Overlords. The Smug Suspenders and The Natural Born Architects. Each one of these teams re assured me personally they would promote the show, and there was a stipulation that whoever did NOT promote the show, would be FIRED! Well, all three of these lazy funguls failed to send in a promotional, and accordingly, all THREE ARE FIRED!
We will reiterate to all you great Russian fans, the cards are subject to change.
So, now thats all out of the way, what do you say we get right into the action!
[Joe hands the mic to Frank and he and Bruno head back to the back.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, Introducing first, hailing from Dallas, Texas, coming in at 56 & 133 pounds ... TERRY WILD!!!!
[Wild Child by Iggy Pop hits and Terry runs enthusiastically down to the ring. She gets a generous pop from the crowd encouraging the rookie.]
Frank Salazar : And introducing her opponent. Hailing from Detroit, Michigan, coming in at 54 & 130 pounds .... ROXANNE RYAN!!!
[Because I'm Awesome by The Dolly Rots hits and Roxanne runs down to the ring and she and Wild stare each other down.]
Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponent ... hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, coming in at 57 & 145 pounds ... SHANNON DAMAGE!!!
[Blackened by Metallica hits and Shannon Damage makes her way to the rampway. She stands there motionless, dead still staring out at the crowd and the opponents, and then takes off at a sprint down to the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Get out of there Frank! This one is a bit unpredictable!
Melvyn : Unpredictable? She is fn loco essay.
Warren W Webber : Damage slides into the ring and Frank scoots out of there and the bell rings and we are underway. Wild clocks Ryan with a big left hand, then Ryan chops her back, and Damage gets up and DOUBLE SPEARS THEM BOTH!!!!
Melvyn : Shannon poses for the crowd who are eating it up, they seem to like her here in Russia Waz.
Warren W Webber : Shannon stomps on Roxanne, then on Terry. She grabs Ryan and delivers a side slam, then a scoop slam for the rising Terry Wild.
Melvyn : Man, doesnt Terry Wild look like Terel Walker.
Warren W Webber : I dont think you are allowed to reference him Melvyn.
Melvyn : I am allowed to reference anyone i god damn like, and if Terel grew tits, this afro black fat Terry Wild is his god damn twin!
Warren W Webber : Melvyn, come on.
Melvyn : I am sorry Waz, we all know he already has tits.
Warren W Webber : Shannon with a drop kick on Roxanne, then Wild sweeps the leg of Shannon and applies a wrist lock.
Melvyn : Roxanne Ryan seizing the prone Damage and hits her with a rolling koppu kick.
Warren W Webber : Wild Irish whips Shannon Damage to the corner and then charges in there behind her nailing Shannon with a cannon ball.
Melvyn : Wild gets to her feet and walks right into a Roxanne Ryan superkick. You know when i was reading about this upcoming match, i thought we were in store for Roxylishus.
Warren W Webber : Different Roxy Melvyn.
Melvyn : Thanks for the newsflash Waz. Always the informative one. Ryan goes for an arm ringer on Terry Wild, but eats a big head butt. Is that legal, ref, check out that afro, she could have anything hidden in there!
Warren W Webber : Wild is just that! Wild, and she nails Ryan with a hard tilt a whirl back breaker, she poses for the fans after nailing the move, and Shannon Damage is all over her, delivering a side Russian leg sweep, then a bulldog.
Melvyn : Roxanne Ryan grabs Shannon, but Damage blocks her and sends her face first into the matt with a X Factor. Damage covers ....
Warren W Webber : One ..................... two ............... Wild breaks the count.
Melvyn : Shannon glares at Terry Wild, and as they both get to their feet, nails her with a mad big boot! She is looking good Waz.
Warren W Webber : I am very impressed with Shannon, she is the hottest prospect i have seen walk in the door in a LONG time.
Melvyn : Shannon with some mudhole stomps on Terry, Terry tries to fight them off and make her way to her feet but Shannon grabs two hand fulls of afro and running slings her over the top by them.
Warren W Webber : Roxanne Ryan heads for Shannon and Damage collects her with a drop toe hold. She mounts Ryan and unleashes a series of crazed head butts, she is insane!
Melvyn : She is out there man!
Warren W Webber : Shannon heads to the top, Terry Wild tries to stop her climbing up, and eats a kick to the mush and falls back to the outside ..... LUNA ECLIPSE!!! What a moonsault from the top rope by Shannon Damage to Roxanne Ryan ... Damage still on top hooks a leg ...... One ......... two ......................... THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Melvyn : Shannon Damage wins her SWAT debut! Impressive first outing!
Warren W Webber : Big things coming her way here in SWAT, i can see it already, welcome to the family Shannon!
[Blackened by Metallica hits and the ref raises the arm of Shannon in victory, the Russian fans giving her props and really seem to be digging her.]
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH SHANNON DAMAGE!!!!!!