Post by SWAT Team on Nov 28, 2020 22:39:52 GMT -5
[We open to a jam packed Wembley Stadium, London England. The camera pans the audience, jumping up and down like wild, as Playerunknown's Battlegrounds Song _ I Will Not Lose! Hits, then the Battleground logo comes up on the SWAT Tron. ]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ngPM1JV8g
Warren W Webber : Hello SWAT LAND ... and welcome to BATTLEGROUND!!!
Melvyn : International Championship on the line tonight Waz, with new champ Daniel Collins defending against Massacre Member Malyce!
Warren W Webber : Now two time Champion Collins! Also tonight we have Vile Vince Viper going one on one with another member of Massacre ... the huge masked monster, Menace!
Melvyn : Vile is going to burn him alive! Burn that mask right off his fat head so we can all see what we all know already that that is Soutter under there.
Warren W Webber : You dont know that Melvyn.
Melvyn : You dont know what i know. If i say i know something, i know it! Like i KNOW youre about to go to Frank for the first match.
Warren W Webber : Ok Melvyn, if you say so, lets go to Fra ... Damnit!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. Introducing first, one half of the BRO CODE AND WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION .... THE RULER ... PAUL BLAIR!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_RNsvzL-o
["OOOUUU", by Young M.A. blare over the house PA and the crowd blows the roof nearly off the building as out walks "Britain's #1 Bad Boy" Calum Morgan wearing a blue shirt that has two fists fist pounding on the front and the "#BroCode" logo on the back, blue loose fitting Calvin Klein jeans and a custom pair of blue and gold Nike Air Jordan's made especially for in ring action. Calum drags his SWAT World Tag Team Title behind him in a cocky manner. Walking beside him is his partner "The Ruler" Paul Blair who is wearing old school blue trunks, a "#BroCode" t-shirt and matching blue wrestling boots. He is of course sporting his 80's sunglasses and a cocky grin. He has his SWAT World Tag Title drapes over his left shoulder. They both get halfway to the ring when they stop, and take off their shirts and throw them into the crowd then give the #BroCode fist pound side to first each other, then a couple of lucky fans at ringside. Then Blair hits the ring and Calum heads to the commentary booth.
Melvyn : Calum! Man, thanks for joining us in commentary for this match, its great to see you man.
Calum Morgan : Yeah, yeah. Great to see too mates. You didnt think i would miss this show did you, one half of the World Tag Team Champions set to school the Golden Boy in Jolly Old England! My home country!
Warren W Webber : Bro Code sure is the talk of SWAT Calum, its great to have you with us down here.
Melvyn : Look at you fawning all over him like a teenage girl Waz, please, how about a little dignity. Calum, would you like a drink?
Calum Morgan : (laughing) Maybe after the show mate.
Warren W Webber : If anyone is fawning its you Melvyn! A drink? Come on, thats just embarrassing, sorry about this Calum.
Melvyn : Embarrassing, well, i think you just count yourself out on our party after the show Waz, hey Calum.
Calum Morgan : Easy fellas, look at The Ruler in there. This guy is a throw back and a technical genius. He is going to tie this Golden Girl up in knots. When did we sign Betty White up here anyway at SWAT?
Frank Salazar : And introducing his opponent ... THE GOLDEN BOY!!!! RODERICK CAGE!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFEmjoaKpQ
[Unhinged by Dale Oliver hits and out to the rampway come five beautiful valets, Marie Rose, Lisa Hamilton, Melody, Sarah Bryant &Helena Douglas. They all separate and leave a guard of honor and Roderick makes his way down through the middle, and they ring arms with him and all head down to the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Man, he has him some girls.
Melvyn : FIVE? Wow! Who is this guy?
Calum Morgan : Oy, he goes alright. (laughing) Thats breakfast for me mate! (yelling out to Cage) Where is the main course!
Warren W Webber : Youre too much Calum. Blair looking on in a check this guy out pose, then the bell rings and we are under way.
Melvyn : Cage and Blair circle and as they go to hook up, Blair pulls back and then theatrically takes off his old school sunglasses. He places them carefully in the corner, and then indicates he is ready to go.
Calum Morgan : Man, he loves them sunnies. Knock his block off Blair!
Warren W Webber : Collar and elbow tie up, Golden Boy Cage with a nice arm drag.
Melvyn : Blair a bit surprised. He comes in and nice move by Cage, hip tosses Blair over, then as Blair is getting back to his feet, delivers a beautiful drop kick.
Calum Morgan : Cage is the real deal! But it takes more than a few arm drags and hip tosses to get over on the Bro Code!
Warren W Webber : European Uppercut from Blair rocks Cage, and another, and another. Blair then hooks him and overhead belly to belly suplex!
Melvyn : Cage slides out of the ring and the valets swoon over him.
Calum Morgan : Theyll be feeding us grapes by nights end Melv, mark my words.
[Melvyn fists pumps with glee like a child at Christmas.]
Warren W Webber : Cage slides back in to the ring and another tie up, throws Blair to the ropes, Cage ducks a clothesline and Blair bounces ... another drop kick from Cage! Shades of the Killer Bees with that one! Spot on!
Melvyn : Timeless is well known as the best drop kick in the game, but man o man, this guy is poetry in motion.
Calum Morgan : He has the makings a champion, credit where its due.
Warren W Webber : Blair with a side Russian leg sweep, then drops a knee to the chest of Roderick. So Calum, whats coming up for the Bro Code and yourself?
Melvyn : Keep Up Waz! We are going out after the show man!
Calum Morgan : Well, Waz, mate, after this show we have the Memorial show for Packer and Tanner. In that show i, and Paul will both be competing in the Challenge of Champions match. The winner earning a Golden Ticket to the World Title match at Helloween!
Warren W Webber : What a great World Champion you will make.
Melvyn : He already is one Waz, World Tag Team Champion. Jeez.
Calum Morgan : Two belts are better than one. And five valets are better than 4! Oi! Darling ... come on over here for a minute.
[Calum calls out to one of the valets and she starts moving over and Cage notices and slides out of the ring and blocks Calum, telling Melody to move to the other side of the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Man, what a spoil sport! Blair bounces off the ropes and baseball slide drop kicks the unsuspecting Cage. He then high fives Calum, and grabs Cage by the hair and rams his head into the commentary table.
Melvyn : Have a drink Paul.
[Melvyn passes a bottle of water to The Ruler, who splashes some on Cage then takes a long drink .... LOW BLOW by Cage!]
Calum Morgan : Come on mate! Thats just not kosher!
[Cage grabs the bottle and throws it at Calum. Calum fumes but then shrugs it off, and grabs the bottle, casually taking a sip. Cage stomps on Blair and then tosses him back into the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Man Calum, thought he was going to trigger you there for a second.
Calum Morgan : Me too. (Calum chuckles)
Warren W Webber : Golden boy with a full nelson facebuster, a discuss elbow smash ... running big boot! Cover by Cage
One ..........................
Two ..........................
Th ... kick out by Blair.
Melvyn : Blair with a bear hug, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Calum Morgan : Blair is the king of the Suplex mates.
Warren W Webber : Blair with a Nothern Lights suplex! Brutal!
Melvyn : Hey Melvyn, whats all this Mutant stuff he was going on about?
Calum Morgan : Operation SAM?
Warren W Webber : Blair with a stalled verticle suplex, all the blood of Golden Boy is rushing to his head!
Melvyn : Yeah, Operation Sam, and mutants and stuff.
Calum Morgan : Its a personal thing for The Ruler. He has a battle there and ... Oi! Whats all this then mates?
[Wolverine (or someone dressed as him) as if on que as soon as they bring up Operation SAM and the mutants is running to the ring and he jumps on the apron and slashes at Blair with Freddy Krueger like blades on his hands.]
Warren W Webber : WOLVERINE! WOLVERINE IS IN SWAT!!!
Melvyn : As Blair evaded the slash of Wolverine, Cage caught him with a swinging neck breaker, it was a thing of beauty! He just flows does the Golden Boy!
Calum Morgan : This aint right! (takes off his set and heads to the ring)
Warren W Webber : Blair reeling still from the attempted slash ... ARGENTINE BACK BREAKER FROM CAGE! Cover ....
One ......................
Two .................... (hooks a leg)
Thre .... (Blair rolls the shoulder.)
Melvyn : Just kicked out at the last second. Calum is yelling at Wolverine to get out of here, Wolverine brandishes his knives at Calum, and Calum ducks under them then pop up cutters him!!!
Warren W Webber : Calum Morgan just pop up Cuttered Wolverine!
Melvyn : Thats the last thing i thought we would be calling tonight!
Warren W Webber : Cage tells Morgan to get off Wolverine yelling over the ropes ..... BACKSTABBER!!!! Blair with the Backstabber on Roderick Cage!!!! Cover by Blair!
One ..........................
Two .........................
THREE!!!!!!!
Melvyn : Blair wins it! Huge victory there to The Ruler and Bro Code!
Warren W Webber : Nice outing too by the Golden Boy, i think we will be seeing big things in his future.
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_RNsvzL-o
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match ... THE RULER ... PAUL BLAIR!!!!
Melvyn : Calum jumps in the ring and helps Blair put his sunnies on and raises his arm as "OOOUUU", Young M.A. still blares thru the Wembley arena.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ngPM1JV8g
Warren W Webber : Hello SWAT LAND ... and welcome to BATTLEGROUND!!!
Melvyn : International Championship on the line tonight Waz, with new champ Daniel Collins defending against Massacre Member Malyce!
Warren W Webber : Now two time Champion Collins! Also tonight we have Vile Vince Viper going one on one with another member of Massacre ... the huge masked monster, Menace!
Melvyn : Vile is going to burn him alive! Burn that mask right off his fat head so we can all see what we all know already that that is Soutter under there.
Warren W Webber : You dont know that Melvyn.
Melvyn : You dont know what i know. If i say i know something, i know it! Like i KNOW youre about to go to Frank for the first match.
Warren W Webber : Ok Melvyn, if you say so, lets go to Fra ... Damnit!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. Introducing first, one half of the BRO CODE AND WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION .... THE RULER ... PAUL BLAIR!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_RNsvzL-o
["OOOUUU", by Young M.A. blare over the house PA and the crowd blows the roof nearly off the building as out walks "Britain's #1 Bad Boy" Calum Morgan wearing a blue shirt that has two fists fist pounding on the front and the "#BroCode" logo on the back, blue loose fitting Calvin Klein jeans and a custom pair of blue and gold Nike Air Jordan's made especially for in ring action. Calum drags his SWAT World Tag Team Title behind him in a cocky manner. Walking beside him is his partner "The Ruler" Paul Blair who is wearing old school blue trunks, a "#BroCode" t-shirt and matching blue wrestling boots. He is of course sporting his 80's sunglasses and a cocky grin. He has his SWAT World Tag Title drapes over his left shoulder. They both get halfway to the ring when they stop, and take off their shirts and throw them into the crowd then give the #BroCode fist pound side to first each other, then a couple of lucky fans at ringside. Then Blair hits the ring and Calum heads to the commentary booth.
Melvyn : Calum! Man, thanks for joining us in commentary for this match, its great to see you man.
Calum Morgan : Yeah, yeah. Great to see too mates. You didnt think i would miss this show did you, one half of the World Tag Team Champions set to school the Golden Boy in Jolly Old England! My home country!
Warren W Webber : Bro Code sure is the talk of SWAT Calum, its great to have you with us down here.
Melvyn : Look at you fawning all over him like a teenage girl Waz, please, how about a little dignity. Calum, would you like a drink?
Calum Morgan : (laughing) Maybe after the show mate.
Warren W Webber : If anyone is fawning its you Melvyn! A drink? Come on, thats just embarrassing, sorry about this Calum.
Melvyn : Embarrassing, well, i think you just count yourself out on our party after the show Waz, hey Calum.
Calum Morgan : Easy fellas, look at The Ruler in there. This guy is a throw back and a technical genius. He is going to tie this Golden Girl up in knots. When did we sign Betty White up here anyway at SWAT?
Frank Salazar : And introducing his opponent ... THE GOLDEN BOY!!!! RODERICK CAGE!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFEmjoaKpQ
[Unhinged by Dale Oliver hits and out to the rampway come five beautiful valets, Marie Rose, Lisa Hamilton, Melody, Sarah Bryant &Helena Douglas. They all separate and leave a guard of honor and Roderick makes his way down through the middle, and they ring arms with him and all head down to the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Man, he has him some girls.
Melvyn : FIVE? Wow! Who is this guy?
Calum Morgan : Oy, he goes alright. (laughing) Thats breakfast for me mate! (yelling out to Cage) Where is the main course!
Warren W Webber : Youre too much Calum. Blair looking on in a check this guy out pose, then the bell rings and we are under way.
Melvyn : Cage and Blair circle and as they go to hook up, Blair pulls back and then theatrically takes off his old school sunglasses. He places them carefully in the corner, and then indicates he is ready to go.
Calum Morgan : Man, he loves them sunnies. Knock his block off Blair!
Warren W Webber : Collar and elbow tie up, Golden Boy Cage with a nice arm drag.
Melvyn : Blair a bit surprised. He comes in and nice move by Cage, hip tosses Blair over, then as Blair is getting back to his feet, delivers a beautiful drop kick.
Calum Morgan : Cage is the real deal! But it takes more than a few arm drags and hip tosses to get over on the Bro Code!
Warren W Webber : European Uppercut from Blair rocks Cage, and another, and another. Blair then hooks him and overhead belly to belly suplex!
Melvyn : Cage slides out of the ring and the valets swoon over him.
Calum Morgan : Theyll be feeding us grapes by nights end Melv, mark my words.
[Melvyn fists pumps with glee like a child at Christmas.]
Warren W Webber : Cage slides back in to the ring and another tie up, throws Blair to the ropes, Cage ducks a clothesline and Blair bounces ... another drop kick from Cage! Shades of the Killer Bees with that one! Spot on!
Melvyn : Timeless is well known as the best drop kick in the game, but man o man, this guy is poetry in motion.
Calum Morgan : He has the makings a champion, credit where its due.
Warren W Webber : Blair with a side Russian leg sweep, then drops a knee to the chest of Roderick. So Calum, whats coming up for the Bro Code and yourself?
Melvyn : Keep Up Waz! We are going out after the show man!
Calum Morgan : Well, Waz, mate, after this show we have the Memorial show for Packer and Tanner. In that show i, and Paul will both be competing in the Challenge of Champions match. The winner earning a Golden Ticket to the World Title match at Helloween!
Warren W Webber : What a great World Champion you will make.
Melvyn : He already is one Waz, World Tag Team Champion. Jeez.
Calum Morgan : Two belts are better than one. And five valets are better than 4! Oi! Darling ... come on over here for a minute.
[Calum calls out to one of the valets and she starts moving over and Cage notices and slides out of the ring and blocks Calum, telling Melody to move to the other side of the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Man, what a spoil sport! Blair bounces off the ropes and baseball slide drop kicks the unsuspecting Cage. He then high fives Calum, and grabs Cage by the hair and rams his head into the commentary table.
Melvyn : Have a drink Paul.
[Melvyn passes a bottle of water to The Ruler, who splashes some on Cage then takes a long drink .... LOW BLOW by Cage!]
Calum Morgan : Come on mate! Thats just not kosher!
[Cage grabs the bottle and throws it at Calum. Calum fumes but then shrugs it off, and grabs the bottle, casually taking a sip. Cage stomps on Blair and then tosses him back into the ring.]
Warren W Webber : Man Calum, thought he was going to trigger you there for a second.
Calum Morgan : Me too. (Calum chuckles)
Warren W Webber : Golden boy with a full nelson facebuster, a discuss elbow smash ... running big boot! Cover by Cage
One ..........................
Two ..........................
Th ... kick out by Blair.
Melvyn : Blair with a bear hug, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Calum Morgan : Blair is the king of the Suplex mates.
Warren W Webber : Blair with a Nothern Lights suplex! Brutal!
Melvyn : Hey Melvyn, whats all this Mutant stuff he was going on about?
Calum Morgan : Operation SAM?
Warren W Webber : Blair with a stalled verticle suplex, all the blood of Golden Boy is rushing to his head!
Melvyn : Yeah, Operation Sam, and mutants and stuff.
Calum Morgan : Its a personal thing for The Ruler. He has a battle there and ... Oi! Whats all this then mates?
[Wolverine (or someone dressed as him) as if on que as soon as they bring up Operation SAM and the mutants is running to the ring and he jumps on the apron and slashes at Blair with Freddy Krueger like blades on his hands.]
Warren W Webber : WOLVERINE! WOLVERINE IS IN SWAT!!!
Melvyn : As Blair evaded the slash of Wolverine, Cage caught him with a swinging neck breaker, it was a thing of beauty! He just flows does the Golden Boy!
Calum Morgan : This aint right! (takes off his set and heads to the ring)
Warren W Webber : Blair reeling still from the attempted slash ... ARGENTINE BACK BREAKER FROM CAGE! Cover ....
One ......................
Two .................... (hooks a leg)
Thre .... (Blair rolls the shoulder.)
Melvyn : Just kicked out at the last second. Calum is yelling at Wolverine to get out of here, Wolverine brandishes his knives at Calum, and Calum ducks under them then pop up cutters him!!!
Warren W Webber : Calum Morgan just pop up Cuttered Wolverine!
Melvyn : Thats the last thing i thought we would be calling tonight!
Warren W Webber : Cage tells Morgan to get off Wolverine yelling over the ropes ..... BACKSTABBER!!!! Blair with the Backstabber on Roderick Cage!!!! Cover by Blair!
One ..........................
Two .........................
THREE!!!!!!!
Melvyn : Blair wins it! Huge victory there to The Ruler and Bro Code!
Warren W Webber : Nice outing too by the Golden Boy, i think we will be seeing big things in his future.
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_RNsvzL-o
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match ... THE RULER ... PAUL BLAIR!!!!
Melvyn : Calum jumps in the ring and helps Blair put his sunnies on and raises his arm as "OOOUUU", Young M.A. still blares thru the Wembley arena.