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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:42:04 GMT -5
Ace Scorpio: This next one is going to kn-
Jax Carver: Whoa man shut up for a second! I don't know what you THINK was going to happen, but we're going backstage now!
Ace Scorpio: Excuse you? What are blabbering o-
Jax Carver: NOW I SAID!
The Tron lights up with a bouncing camera following Stefan Slain bolting down a hallway, practically dragging a ref, bellowing something about "...jumped him back here! This thing is already going damn it!!"
Jax Carver: You see what I mean?
Ace Scorpio: I see Slain running around losing his shit. Seems par for the course.
Jax Carver: Wait for it...
As the camera rounds another corner, shouting and crashing can be heard reverberating off the walls, puncuated by a womans voice yelling "GET HIM GOOD ALEX!" One last turn and Slain is pointing at a battle scene; Turner is stomping away on Phoenix, still wearing suit pants and a tee that has the SWAT logo aflame with a burning phoenix perched atop it. There's already a broken table, scattered chairs, a pile of those really random hollow metal pipes that are always lying around, and two tipped over garbage barrels. The ref takes it all in and faces the camera, motioning and mouthing "ring the bell!"
Ace Scorpio: I... think we have a match?
Jax Carver: We have a beating is what we have Ace. We have that poor Alex Turner finally getting his shot at ending the overbearing presidency that has been foisted upon us all by this jack-o bird brained loser. This is the night that Phoenix has always known was coming, yet never really thought could happen. Pay attention kid. This Timeless is going to put our 'leader' in a world of hurt.
Ace Scorpio: Turner drops down and straddles Phoenix, peppering him with rights and lefts. Slain props open a fallen chair and sits down, and I think he's telling the President what he really thinks of him.
Jax Carver: I'm sure we'd have to censor most of oh who the fuck am I kidding? We don't censor SHIT.
Turner gets off of Phoenix and laughs, smacking Roxy's ass and high-fiving Slain. He sees the ref and his look turns to one of confusion, leading Stefan to let Alex know that the match he's scheduled for is officially underway. Timeless laughs some more as Phoenix gets to a wobbily base, and armdrags him on top of the pile of piping laying on the ground.
Ace Scorpio: Turner applying an armbar, getting pressure into that shoulder early on.
Jax Carver: Just takes one Turnabout Ace.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix is not a man to submit to ANYONE Jax.
Jax Carver: *mocking* Eenix nah a man summt aneeone *normal* Do you hear yourself? You're talking about Alex Turner here. One of SWAT's finest in it's first year back. Fued of the year man right there. And you have no idea how long he was beating on the President before Slain mercifully brought a ref and started the match.
Ace Scorpio: You feel that's merciful?
Jax Carver: President's old. The less time Turner is beating on him, the more mercy he's received.
Ace Scorpio: Ugh. Well the merciful Turner is cranking down on that armbar, twisting lets go, pulls Phoenix partway up and gets him in a reverse chin lock.
Jax Carver: It's just, so beautiful. The agony in Phoenix's eyes tell the whole story.
Ace Scorpio: Oh the clang of that pipe off Turner's skull tells a whole new chapter! The President with a blind swing connects solid and breaks the hold. Phoenix short front rolls to create some distance and he's coughing, trying to open up his airway, I think Turner had a bit of choke in that chin lock. Timeless shaking off the pipe and takes two steps Phoenix with a discus lariat with the pipe!
Jax Carver: Phoenix drops the pipe and collects himself. I think the man's age is showing right now.
Ace Scorpio: Age? A Phoenix is immortal Jax.
Jax Carver: And yet there's only one man that's Timeless Ace.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix moves after Turner, who's been crawling away, shaking out those cobwebs after Phoenix cleaned his clock with that pipe assisted lariat. The President stomps on Alex but Roxy interjects! The bombshell in the President's face wiggling that tight ass, trying to invoke that two decade old dance routine.
Jax Carver: Roxy and Turner know the President's weakness. Fine bootay.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix peeks over at Slain, who is mesmerized by the gyrations, as well as the ref, shakes his head with an emphatic NO and smacks her in the ass!
Jax Carver: Roxy yelps and turns to Phoenix with a mix of hatred and shock on her face as Phoenix shoves her away and drops down to send clubbing forearms to the back of Turner's head. The ref is counting on him but I'm not so sure that the President is about to worry on a stupid rule like that.
Ace Scorpio: As if he heard you he glares at the ref who drops the count and lets Phoenix continue.
Jax Carver: Told you as much. This guys just doing anything he wants and getting away with it. CSK was right. He has to be stopped!
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix up and grabs Turner by the hair and begins dragging him down the hall. He's forced Timeless up to a stagger... I think he might be trying to head to ringside.
Jax Carver: Turner catches hold of a doorframe and Phoenix gets the brakes, Turner takes the chance and charges Phoenix, driving him backwards into an equipment box. Breaks his grip, arm drags him over and bounces him off the wall!
Ace Scorpio: Both men catch their breath as Roxy is following along and screaming at each man in turn. The vile she has for Phoenix is being drowned out in post and sent down to the Backyard for filler.
Jax Carver: I hear that place is ALL filler.
Ace Scorpio: Both men to their feet, Phoenix with his own arm drag! Bounces Turner off that locker room door!
A yell of "IN THE NAME OF YORLIK WHAT THE HELL" reverberates from beyond the door and it opens to reveal none other than James Fierce!
Jax Carver: I wasn't expecting a Fierce cameo.
Ace Scorpio: No one ever expects a Fierce cameo.
Fierce looks over at Phoenix, teetering in the hall, down at Turner, crumpled at his feet, back at Phoenix, shrugs, and walks backs inside.
Jax Carver: Well, that was anticliHILLBILLY AWAKENING!! Fierce explodes out of his locker room and downs the President!
Ace Scorpio: That's not remotely fair.
Jax Carver: Maybe Phoenix shouldn't have attacked Turner backstage then.
Ace Scorpio: Why do you think Phoenix started it?
Jax Carver: That's just the way the man is. Rude crude and tattoed. Cant't trust him.
Ace Scorpio: I have a tattoo.
Jax Carver: Is it "Mom".
Ace Scorpio: No.
Jax Carver: ...
Ace Scorpio: ...Yes.
Jax Carver: Knew it.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce laughs and walks back into his locker room and slams the door. I guess that's repayment for the loss to the President at the Tanner Memorial?
Jax Carver: It's just a little message from the KGB to Phoenix. Nothing more, nothing less. You can't expect that Fierce cares how this match goes.
Ace Scorpio: Turner's been sitting against the wall watching Fierce and smiles, grabbing Phoenix and continuing down the hallway. Stopping as Phoenix begins to try and break his grip, he executes another arm drag, sending Phoenix into, and THROUGH, a door on the opposite side of the hall.
Jax Carver: I bet this is the boiler room. All these things get to the boiler room.
Ace Scorpio: Alex being steadied by Roxy, getting some moral and physical support... Roxy looks over his shoulder and grimaces. Turner trying to tell her to relax he's in control but Kilroy goddamn Evans steps through the doorway! Roxy steps back and shoves Turner two steps back into the bloody and beaten Kilroy...
Jax Carver: He's retired now! GO HOME IDIOT!!
Ace Scorpio: Turner backs into Kilroy, no idea it's him. He cost Kilroy his shot at the International Title, ruining the match between him and Daniel Collins, and by the gleam in Kilroy's eye, I don't think he forgot. Alex turns, probably thinks it's Phoenix, the look of shock as he sees Evans! Kilroy with the Bad Touch!! One more Bad Touch for the road!! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Jax Carver: Oh come on! That can't stand ref!
Ace Scorpio: Sure. Fierce downs Phoenix and THAT was ok.
Jax Carver: KGB runs SWAT. Everything we do is ok Ace now shut the hell up!
Ace Scorpio: The crowd losing it and a "THANK YOU KIL-ROY" chant starts up. Evans can hear the thundering in the back and drops a little nod at the camera before going back in his locker room and shutting the door. Maybe forever.
The door immediately reopens and Phoenix comes stumbling out, suddenly wearing an IWA Tee. Kilroy pokes his head out, grinning ear to ear at his former tag team championship partner, and yells "AND STAY OUT YA MEDDLING KIDS!" before shutting the door again.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix snickers and refocuses on Turner. Scooping him up, he hits a backbreaker over his knee, but holds and lifts Turner again. Moving forward to another equipment box, he hits a second backbreaker on the edge of that, up again, ushers Slain off that chair...
Jax Carver: Kudos on Slain for not only staying with the match in the same chair, but managing to get AHEAD of it.
Ace Scorpio: ...a third backbreaker on THAT.
Jax Carver: Another lift and Turner just gets unceremoniously DROPPED onto the chair. Basically a fourth backbreaker to Timeless who's writhing on the ground.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix not stopping as he grabs a leg and starts dragging Turner along, pushing through some curtains and he's in the arena out in the crowd!
Jax Carver: Phoenix gets over to the electrical equipment and tells the crew to bail. He forces Turner to his feet and gorilla press! Phoenix has Turner up over his head in a really show-off sorta way and tosses him into the pit!
Ace Scorpio: Turner bounces off one of the amps and falls onto the wiring yet nothing exploded or sparked up.
Jax Carver: I feel cheated.
Ace Scorpio: Turner lying in the pile of wires, breathing heavy, Phoenix shoving what's supposed to be expensive gear out of his way in order to keep the pressure on Turner.
Jax Carver: Shouldn't have thrown him in there in the first place. DUH.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix clamours into the pit and grabs Turner but eats a mic to the skull! The thud heard around the arena and Phoenix reels, Turner props himself up and kicks Phoenix in the leg, again, he's standing better and starts punching him with robo-hand, and that's got the President reeling, a good shot spins him and he lifts him up Turn Me Loose through that equipment table! Phoenix smashed through that soundboard with nary a thought and Turner's back on top!
Jax Carver: Both men down as Turner is just exhausted at this point. Roxy is on the outskirts of the Pit trying to get Alex moving. I think the ref took a popcorn break. And is that Slain in the crowd stealing fans beers?
Ace Scorpio: Roxy seems to be motivating Turner, who gets moving enough to turn Phoenix over and wait that's a pin! The ref tosses his popcorn into the crowd and starts counting on that bald guys head!
One....
Two..........
THRNO!!!!
Jax Carver: Phoenix slips a shoulder up just slightly and neither Roxy nor Turner can believe it. Roxy screams and grabs a I/O port box and starts smashing Phoenix in the face while Turner lies back and collects himself. Slains cheering and downing another beer and wait some masked woman is running over from ringside and tackles Roxy! Roxy rolls and gets up mad but stops suddenly...
Ace Scorpio: That's Aello!! That's Phoenix's woman! The woman known to Hardkore as Xyrynth makes her presence known. Guess she had enough of Roxy's "he can't get over me" line huh.
Jax Carver: She has no place in this fight!
Ace Scorpio: Neither does Roxy but again, you were fine with that.
Jax Carver: Shaddup.
Ace Scorpio: Aello grabs Roxy by the hair and drags her, screaming, back out of the curtains as Phoenix and Turner extricate themselves from the pit.
Jax Carver : Phoenix and Timeless back up on their feet, and Timeless hoists the President up on his shoulder, man, he is powerful! Look at that body Ace!
Ace Scorpio : He is a god! So strong, powerful and the moves, he is a true technician! No one can stop him!
Jax Carver : I sense a bit of a man crush Ace.
Ace Scorpio : He is a jerk, but great is great, thing is, he lost the loser leaves ACW match when he went down to Collins at New Years Nightmare, Phoenix put the brakes on Slain resigning him on his return having not condoned the stipulation, but Phoenix dont care and dont want him there, and thus, here we are now.
Jax Carver : Battling it out in the ring as all great disputes are resolved.
Ace Scorpio : Timeless charging down the rampway with Phoenix on his shoulder, no! Phoenix pushes back off him and shoves Timeless right into the ring post. Phoenix jumps on the security rail, balances up there and drops with a double ax handle.
Jax Carver : Phoenix is one of the best to ever grace a ring Ace, i love him, and Timeless both, what a battle.
Ace Scorpio : Its been over 20 years in the making, ever since Timeless and Roxy travelled back to 1994 and young Phoenix chopped off Timeless hand, these two now harbour a deep seated hatred for each other.
Jax Carver : Phoenix rolls Timeless into the ring. Then follows him in, as he slides in, CSK appears, and slides in the ring to meet a rising Phoenix ..... MIST IN THE EYES!!!
Ace Scorpio : CSK JUST BLEW MIST IN THE EYES OF PHOENIX! What is he doing out here.
Jax Carver : CSK helps Timeless to his feet, then grabs hold of Phoenix .... SUPERKICK!!!
Ace Scorpio : That is like, literally, the first time i have ever seen someone hold someone for a move and not get clonked themselves!
Jax Carver : Timeless grabs Phoenix, belly to back suplex on his shoulder, then drop down into a sit out like wheel barrow face buster.
Ace Scorpio : TURN ME LOOSE!!!
Jax Carver : Timeless covers................ 1 .................... 2 ...................3!!!!
Ace Scorpio : Timeless wins!! He is back in ACW!
Jax Carver : Yeah baby!!!
Ace Scorpio : What is up with CSK helping Timeless? Are they in cahoots? Or he was just sending a message to the President?
Jax Carver : Time will tell Ace.
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:42:19 GMT -5
(Psychotic Goth is listening to Industrial Man's comments over again with Little Dragon at his side.)
Psychotic Goth: "You see Little Dragon how desperate and pathetic Industrial Man is and has become. Do you see how he's trying to make himself confident that he even goes as far as to mock us even though he hasn't seen us wrestle as a tag team yet."
Little Dragon: "Yet he talks like some big shit, who thinks he's better than anyone else, and yet has no time to actually welcome people who are new to the roster as if he's not good enough to do such shit."
Psychotic Goth: "Notice how stupid Thinker is to wonder what my wife sees in me. For someone who has such advance technical AI he can't even figure out his own question. Well keep on trying to figure it out and maybe that virus in your brain can give you an answer."
Little Dragon: "If that virus doesn't wipe out his brain."
Psychotic Goth: "Yes Little Dragon that will be such an improvement. Industrial Man watch your back since you may not be going to the Anzac Cup as International Champion. Maybe the last image of your title reign shall be looking at me. Then you'll see what happens when you pick on the wrong people and show no respect to the newcomers on the roster. 'The King of the Goths' has spoken and you shall see what the consequences are if I strike at you hard."
Little Dragon: "I'm going to love that man."
(They leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:43:58 GMT -5
ACE SCORPIO: Its time for a match that will shake some things up around here. CSK is putting his contract on the line against President Phoenix in a match that should be a barn burner for the ages.
JAX CARVER: The president is wrong for this match and I dont see how he can justify contract for contract. But Dark Phoenix will let him down its a family pattern.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK hasnt been seen since dropping the title so how much ring will he have if any?
JAX CARVER: Dark Phoenix has a win over him already and CSK doesnt have a history for dropping multiple matches to anyone. Without a doubt this match will be one for the ages.
"Charging the Keep" starts as the lights fade to to an eerie orange glow. 30 seconds in the heavy beat kicks off with a blackened flame burst as the Tron shows the old Phoenix symbol cracked and burnt, flashes of Collins in the backdrop. At a minute the song cranks up and Dark Phoenix makes his way out of the back. He simply moves to the top of the ramp, eyes aglow, head tilting back as his arms open wide to absorb the sounds of the crowd. He walks down to the ring as the flame bursts continue, climbing the steps, turns and regards the crowd before getting into the ring.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first, he weighs in at 243 pounds from The armpit of America this is THE DARKKKKKKKKKKK PHOENIXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: This has to be weighing heavy on the shoulders of Dark Phoenix. Hes responsible for whatever happens to the president here tonight.
JAX CARVER: Hes always been a sheer disappointment. But for all hes gone through the perfect revenge would be to drop this match on purpose.
The lights go out as we hear the sounds of an electric guitar for several seconds before a loud roaring thunder and strobe lights bouncing around throughout the arena.
Well I'm an outlaw I make my living on the run My life is lonely But I was born to need no one Always on my own
CSK makes his way onto the stage with his head lowered. He slowly kneels down on the stage and places his hands before his head to stretch out and meditate.
My gun is loaded I'm a six-shot heart attack I pull the trigger So you better watch your back
CSK pops up and runs to the right side of the stage and looks up into the rafters and around the arena before once again kneeling down on the stage for a few seconds.
Looking out for number one so you had better take this piece of advice Make your move Stick 'em up or kiss your ass goodbye
CSK pops up and runs to the left side of the stage and looks again up towards the rafters and around through the crowd for several moments before going back to the center of the stage.
Reach for the sky Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye Reach for the sky There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide Reach for the sky I got the drop on you so raise them high
CSK takes his time walking down the aisle and taking it all in keeping his eyes deadlocked on the ring with a stoic look on his face.
Well it's a show down This is what I do for fun I got a reputation Yeah I'm the fastest gun I'm livin' on the highway Movin' on from town to town You better do it my way Or I will shoot you down
CSK wipes his boots on the ground before walking up the ring steps. He grabs the ropes and takes a deep breath before entering the ring and slowly removing his robe. He kneels down one last time in the corner for several seconds before jumping up and cracking his neck.
Frank Salazar: And now, weighing in tonight at 245 pounds from THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS he is a member of the KGB he is CHRISTIANNNNNNN SEBASTIANNNNNNN KENNEDYYYYYYYY
The crowd on their feet half chanting KGB, half chanting CSK. Dark Phoenix begins to grow impatient with the waiting game while CSK takes a look around and quickly lowers his head from showing any emotion.
DING DING DING
ACE SCORPIO: Were underway. This match has to be playing with the mind for both men. A loss for CSK could mean the end of the KGB, it could mean the end of his career. Nobody knows what president Phoenix will do with CSKs contract.
JAX CARVER: Yes, but nobody knows what CSK will do with Phoenixs contract either. This match has so many potential future outcomes.
ACE SCORPIO: Both men talking trash in the middle of the ring, CSK lets out a yawn and blasts DP with a hard right hand and another right hand shot. Three, four, five right hands and now the dark one is firing back with fist shots of his own. The two men exchanging blows, CSK ducks a punch and grabs Dark Phoenix by the neck and throws him outside the ring. The dark one goes back first into the guard rails and here comes CSK.
JAX CARVER: These two men had one hell of a match about a year ago and I expect this one will be another great match for the ages.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix turns around and spears CSK into the guard rail. Well more of a running push and not quite a spear but close enough. CSK fires back with a headbutt and a forearm shot causing the dark one to stagger back a few steps. CSK rushes over and grabs Dark Phoenix and throws him into the steel guard rail.
JAX CARVER: Everyone from the KGB has been barred from ringside. You know that Soutter would love to be out here supporting his brother.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK grabs the dark one by the back of the neck and slams his head into the guard rail from one end all the way down to the other. The fans chanting for blood and tables. CSK isnt paying any attention. He grabs Dark Phoenix and sends him flying back first across the outside of the ring back into the steel guard rails.
JAX CARVER: CSK is going to want to keep the dark one grounded. And working on his back or his legs will do just the trick.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK grabs a cable wire and begins to choke Dark Phoenix. Hes pulling back as hard as he can and choking with all of his might. He spins Dark Phoenix around with the cable around his neck and shoves him back first into the guard rail.
JAX CARVER: Thats the one thing I love the most about ACW is its always anything goes and with a match of this importance the referee just needs to sit back and let this thing play out how it may.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK grabs Dark Phoenix by the back of the head and takes him down across the ring and throws him head first into the time keepers table knocking over Frank Salazar. CSK going for the timekeepers bell but eats a foot to the midsection and doubles over. Dark Phoenix lands a few shots to the side of the head but CSK rushes him back first into the guard rail.
JAX CARVER: If there was any concern about ring rust were seeing that there is none of course the action has been on the outside of the ring.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK taking a rare moment to talk to the fans and takes a few selfies. This is totally uncharacteristic of the CSK weve come to know over the years. CSK with a headbutt to Dark Phoenix, he grabs the time keepers bell to hit him but DP ducks, spins CSK around and kicks him in the nuts. The dark one grabs CSK by the arm and whips him into the guard rail but CSK reverses it and sends Dark Phoenix in once again.
JAX CARVER: I cant help but wonder if Dark Phoenix wants to throw this mach and purpously screw his ol man. It would be a move for the ages.
ACE SCORPIO: Once again CSK stopping to talk to the fans, Dark Phoenix has slumped down to the concrete and hes disappeared. CSK just doesnt appear fully focused here tonight.
JAX CARVER: This is the night he signs the death papers of president Phoenix. Hes enjoying himself and I dont blame him.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK leaps over the guard rail and takes out a wad of money from his boots. Hes helping out some old lady in a wheel chair and I dont believe this. She just gave him her wheelchair! CSK is taking this old ladies wheelchair and going towards Dark Phoenix with it now.
JAX CARVER: And they say money cant buy happiness.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK walks around the ring and finds Dark Phoenix. He grabs him and drags him to the wheel chair, hits an atomic drop and places him in the chair. CSK now behind the wheel chair and running with it and pushes the chair and Dark Phoenix face first into a ring post.
JAX CARVER: Fans asking where the handicap sign is. They had to validate for parking so the dark one should have to validate for use of a ring post.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK pushes him back into the chair and Dark Phoenix goes for another ride, this time head first into the ring steps. CSK stretches out his arms and poses over a fallen Dark Phoenix.
JAX CARVER: At least he got a few seconds to sit down and rest. He should get used to that feeling because hes going to be pushing his old man around in a wheelchair a lot!
ACE SCORPIO: CSK picks up Dark Phoenix and atomic drops him nuts first over the guard rail. This isnt like Dark Phoenix to be at a disadvantage so early on in a match. CSK walks around the ring and grabs the time keepers bell. He gets another wad of cash out and hands it to a fan to hold the bell. CSK grabs Dark Phoenix and rams him head first into the bell which is being held by a fan. The place is staring to sing ring my bell.
JAX CARVER: Why is it okay for the fans to break out in song, but when I do you chastise me for it?
ACE SCORPIO: CSK grabs Dark Phoenix and goes to ram him head first into the guard rail, Dark Phoenix with a low blow and short arm clothesline. DP gets up and grabs CSK and tosses him back into the ring, the dark one has had enough of this outside junk. Dark Phoenix on the ring apron now but is hit with a dropkick by CSK sending him back down towards the guard rail.
JAX CARVER: This is a man on a mission here tonight.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK backs up and runs across the ring bouncing off the ropes, he goes to fly over the top rope but Dark Phoenix blasts him in the head with the time keepers bell. CSK hanging over the top rope now. Dark Phoenix runs around the ring and grabs the hammer for the bell with bad intentions for sure.
JAX CARVER: See this is blatant BS! A bell is one thing, a hammer is taking things just a little bit too far.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix enters the ring, he thinks about using the hammer but instead hits a dropkick to the back of CSK sending him onto the concrete floor. Dark Phoenix grabs the hammer and leaves the ring, he runs around and takes the bridge of the hammer and drives it into the forehead of CSK. The fans begin to boo the dark one for his actions.
JAX CARVER: CSK is no fan favorite for sure, but theyre into him here tonight in Dallas, Texas.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK thrown back into the ring now, the dark one follows after and hits a suplex. He pulls CSK up and starts landing hard punches to the side of the head. CSK doesnt appear to have a clue where hes at. CSK now being driven into the corner head first multiple times. Dark Phoenix grabs CSK and whips him across the ring into the corner and follows it up with a clothesline.
JAX CARVER: It looks like the dark one is starting to switch this match around.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix pulls CSK up to his feet, sends him into the ropes, CSK reverses it and lowers his head but takes a boot to the face, CSK brushes it off and stands right back up and hits a lariat on the dark one sending him down onto the mat.
JAX CARVER: Neither one of these two men are going to go down easily. I dont know how youre going to defeat either one of them.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK rolls out of the ring and starts tossing things into the ring. We have rope and chains, ladders, kendo sticks. Dark Phoenix crawling towards that chair right now as CSK rolls back into the ring. Both men fighting over the chair, Dark Phoenix with a headbutt and follows it up with a suplex with CSK landing back first onto the chair.
JAX CARVER: CSKs had a history of back problems and if Dark Phoenix has done his homework this could be the start of a long evening for CSK.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix with that chair as hes driving it into the arm of CSK repeatedly. He now switches over and starts driving into his knee and lower leg. Dark Phoenix stepping on the throat of CSK as he drives that chair into his stomach with chair shot after chair shot after chair shot.
JAX CARVER: We knew there wasnt going to be any love lost between these two men here this evening and sure enough were getting what we expected.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix kicks CSK out of the ring and follows out after him. DP on the ring apron and does a double stomp onto the back of CSK. DP looks around and finds that cable and wraps it around the neck of CSK and whips him face first into the ring post. He hangs onto the cable and hits a ddt onto the concrete floor busting up CSK.
JAX CARVER: Well its a good thing hes got a great insurance policy on that face.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix sends CSK head first back into the ring post and then rolls him back into the ring. DP back in the ring now as he grabs that chair and begins to work on the back of CSK once again. He places the chair under the face of CSK and picks up a second chair and takes a few warm up swings in the air. Dark Phoenix comes crashing down with the chair towards the head of CSK.
JAX CARVER: HE MOVED! THANK GOD HE MOVED! CSK just barely got his head out of harms way.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK throws something in the face of Dark Phoenix who steps back, CSK tackles the legs sending both men through the ropes onto the concrete floor. CSK slowly grabs Dark Phoenix and rolls him into the ring and joins him. CSK grabs a chair and wraps his arms around the neck of DP with the chair under neath it and goes for a stunner. DP drops to the ground and pops right back up.
JAX CARVER: If theres a silver lining its that neither one of these men are going to have anything left in the way of vocal chords when this match is over.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK locks DP up for a DDT but instead applies a submission locking him in an awkward sleeper hold. CSK leaps up in the air with the submission intact and hits the DDT. CSK grabs the legs for a cover.
ONE
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TWO
JAX CARVER: Kickout by Dark Phoenix. Wasnt going to happen but in a match like this with high stakes you take every chance given to you.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK pulling something out of his boot as the crowd begins to cheer. Hes got a staplegun! CSK charges towards DP with the staplegun but hes greeted with a back elbow. DP firing off with numerous elbows and forearms shots, CSK is rocking and reeling. DP with a clothesline, CSK ducks and hits a mule kick, jumps up on the turnbuckles and flies backwards taking Dark Phoenix down with a jawbreaker. CSK looks at the staplegun but goes for a cover instead.
ONE
TWO
JAX CARVER: Dark Phoenix gets the shoulder up with ease.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK turns towards the staplegun but Dark Phoenix grabs the legs and hes pulling him back towards him. CSK lifts him up for a ddt, DP shoves CSK through the ropes and onto the concrete floor. CSK quickly jumps back onto the ring apron but lets out a scream. The back pain has to be a bit much for him right now. He pulls out Dark Phoenix and both men are on the ring apron. CSK goes for a ddt but is back dropped over the top rope.
JAX CARVER: These two men are doing all they can to stay alive. No matter the outcome this will be on my DVR to watch again and again.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix with a forearm shot before entering the ring and hits a swinging neckbreaker on CSK. Its now Dark Phoenix for the cover.
ONE
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TWO
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JAX CARVER: Kickout by CSK.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix picks up CSK and goes for a suplex, CSK falls over him and puts him in a headlock and goes for a running bulldog but gets shoved into the ropes and off the exchange DP kicks him in the midsection and hits the ropes before connecting with a flipping neckbreaker.
JAX CARVER: At this stage of the match the last thing either man wants to do is give up any momentum. Somebodys future and contract is on the line and you know the KGB really wants to be out here to support their brother.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix sees the staple gun and makes a mad dash for it. Hes bashing it in the face of CSK and now hes firing off rounds of staples in his head one after the other. But wait a second, Dark Phoenix is now biting the staples in CSKs head and taking them out with his teeth. CSK is becoming a bloody mess right now.
JAX CARVER: Nothing worse then seeing a game plan of your own blowing up in your very own face. CSK is just a mess right now blood spilling all over the ring.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix now sitting over CSK and just bashing that staplegun into his head repeatedly one shot after the other. He throws the gun aside and just starts headbutting him. Im not sure how much more busted up he can become. The loss of blood running down his face is enough to blind him at this rate.
JAX CARVER: I dont know if Dark Phoenix is going for a referee stoppage but I hope this isnt how the much ends not with so much riding on the line.
ACE SCORPIO: DP takes the blood of CSK and smears it down his mask and then leaps up in the air connecting with a knee to the face. CSK is down on his back. Dark Phoenix pulls him up but CSK falls to his knees. A stiff kick to the back and CSK smiles. Another kick to the back, CSK on both knees now smiling. The fans are getting behind him and hes growing that sadistic smile more and more with each amount of offense by Dark Phoenix.
JAX CARVER: You have to be insane to be a member of ACW and looking at CSKs face you can tell what kind of talent Stefan Slain signs.
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix pulls CSK up and shoots him into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold face first into one of the steel chairs. DP goes over and grabs that staplegun again. He looks at the gun but tosses it aside and lays to chairs down near the corner of the ring. Dark Phoenix then grabs CSK and places him upon the top turnbuckle and hits a ddt.
JAX CARVER: Christian is laying there barely moving. This match should be ended but Dark Phoenix isnt happy with the results yet. This has become personal with the Phoenix family and CSK. Its not about a contract, its about putting the final nail in someones coffin.
ACE SCORPIO: DP decides to pick up a steel chair and hes waiting for CSK to get up. DP bangs the chair on the mat and CSK is just barely moving. DP comes over and smashes the chair down over his face but CSK rolls out of the way. He picks up a chair and throws it in the face of Dark Phoenix.
JAX CARVER: CSK is running on fumes and he could be in some serious trouble if it doesnt figure out a game plan.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK using the ropes to pull himself up, Dark Phoenix runs towards him, CSK with a spinning back elbow and pulls off a jaw breaker and a clothesline before he crashes down to the mat. Both men are now on their knees exchanging punches. CSKs coming off a bit weak as hes not fully connecting due to amount of blood on his face.
JAX CARVER: We really need a doctor out here to take a look at that. The KGB again was barred from ringside as the president didnt want any cheap shots taking place in CSKs favor.
ACE SCORPIO: The two men now exchanging headbutts with CSK taking the brunt of the punishment. Not sure its the smartest move in the world on his part. But right now CSK is fighting for his contract at any and all costs.
JAX CARVER: That mask of Dark Phoenix really shouldnt be allowed!
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix pulls CSK up to his feet and hes on jello legs as is DP. Both men firing shots but pretty weak as both men stagger with each shot thrown. CSK pulls something out of his trunks and throws it in the face of DP, appears to be some powdery substance. CSK grabs him by the head and runs towards the corner and connects with the sliced bread or as he calls it, the closing exchange. CSK for the cover.
ONE
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JAX CARVER: Dark Phoenix got the elbow up. He still had a bit of time to spare but CSK had to take the shot. The fans on their feet as they thought it could be the end.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK slides out of the ring and hes staggering towards the ailse, wait a second CSK is going back up the ailse. Hes leaving the match!
JAX CARVER: Is he leaving or is he coming back with reinforcements?
ACE SCORPIO: Dark Phoenix isnt moving and CSK is half way up the aisle, but wait a second. Here comes President Phoenix! Hes ordering CSK back to the ring to finish the match. CSK arguing ith President Phoenix and CSK just shoved the president! He wipes a handful of blood and slaps Phoenix across the face with it and decides to go back to the ring.
JAX CARVER: I got CSKs back but that may not have been one of his smartest decisions.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK goes back towards the ring and hes flipped up the ring apron. Hes looking around and pulling out more garbage but hes got a ladder. CSK has got himself a ladder!! The ladder is being shoved into the ring though CSK is struggling to get it in there.
JAX CARVER: Dark Phoenix is down, theres tons of weapons in the ring and CSK just tossed Phoenix down on the rampway like he was nothing. I dont like these odds. Its the Phoenix family vs CSK and the KGB will be fired if they show up.
ACE SCORPIO: CSK setting up the ladder as Dark Phoenix is coming to. The fans are on their feet sensing the end is near for somebody. CSK climbs up the ladder and hes standing on the top rung. Hes shaky, the ladders not stable. CSK slips off the top of the ladder but connects with a leg drop in mid air! Hes got Dark Phoenix down but its not enough. CSK gets to his feet and pulls up Dark Phoenix and lifts him up by the throat in mid air and connects with a heart punch! DP goes flying head first into the ladder and CSK goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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The ladder is still wobbling and falls over on top of CSK and Dark Phoenix as the referee slaps his hand down to the mat.
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
JAX CARVER: Hes done it! CSK has just defeated Dark Phoenix and is now in control of the presidents contract!
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match CS
President Phoenix runs down the aisle and dives onto Frank Salazar before he can finish. Phoenix kicks the microphone away and runs over towards the referee and points towards the ropes. The left foot of Dark Phoenix has suddenly appeared on the bottom of rope. Phoenix screaming at the referee who argues back but then rings the bell.
ACE SCORPIO: I dont know what just took place but the match is being restarted.
JAX CARVER: Thats a load of crap! The foot of Dark Phoenix was not on the rope before, during or after the ladder. This is all a crock of shit!
ACE SCORPIO: CSK is up in arms. Hes living and shoving the referee. Phoenix is walking back up the aisle and gives a big fuck you to CSK as he walks off. The fans are making a lot of noise but I have no clue what about.
JAX CARVER: I do!!!! Here comes Roxy walking through the crowd and Phoenix has just spotted her. Phoenix is making his way over the guard rail and through the fans to get to Roxy. But here comes Timeless Alex Turner on the other side of the arena.
ACE SCORPIO: Alex Turner jumps over the guard rail and slides into the ring. He sets the ladder up and dashes towards Dark Phoenix and grabs him. Running powerbomb into the ladder!!! CSK has the referee distracted and Alex Turner is going to town on Dark Phoenix.
JAX CARVER: WE ALWAYS HAVE A GAME PLAN!! The KGB may have been banned but Alex wasnt!
ACE SCORPIO: Alex Turner with a chokeslam on Dark Phoenix onto the ladder. Alex jumps out of the ring as CSK runs over and picks up DP and hits a package piledriver. CSK for the cover.
ONE
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TWO
THREE!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
JAX CARVER: Hes done it again! CSK has beat Dark Phoenix and this time theres no foot on the ropes to save his ass.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNED
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President Phoenix leaps over the guard rail and lands on the back of Frank Salazar. He screams at the ring announcer and points towards the referee and screams that Alex Turner interjected himself into the match. The referee jumps out of the ring and catches Alex hiding and sends him to the back. CSK is irrate and loses his mind in the middle of the ring. The referee turns towards Frank Salazar and restarts the match.[/I]
DING DING DING
ACE SCORPIO: This is crazy. I understand the presidents call on this one, but as much as I hate to say it, the president I think screwed CSK on the first fall and Dark Phoenix never had his foot on the ropes.
JAX CARVER: Well how are you going to stop this?
Stefan Slain appears on the top of the stage and now hes coming down the aisle. Slain and the referee having words now and Alex Turner is screaming at the referee as well.
ACE SCORPIO: President Phoenix jumps into the ring and hes setting up several chairs. He turns his attention to CSK and picks him up and goes for the last ride into a sit out powerbomb through the chairs!
JAX CARVER: RISING FLAMES!!!!! President Phoenix has just hit RISING FLAMES!!! He grabs DP and throws him on top of CSK. The president quickly jumps out of the ring and runs up the aisle. He spins the referee around and points towards the ring. The referee is running back to make the count.
ONE
TWO
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THRE
Stefan Slain runs down the aisle and breaks up the count at the last second. He explains to the referee what Phoenix did interjecting himself into the match. The referee loses his cool and throws everyone out of the match. Alex Turner, Roxy, Phoenix, Stefan Slain are all sent to the back. Dark Phoenix reaches into his boot and pulls something out. He waits patiently for CSK to get to his feet and blasts him with a fireball and then hits a ddt. DP places CSK between two chairs and climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON! ( Phoenix Splash ) and goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Your winner of the match
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Frank looks around to make sure that nobody is going to knock the microphone out of his hands this time.
Frank Salazar: Your winner of the match is DARKKKKKKK PHOENIXXXXXXXXX!!!!! As a result the contract of Christian Sebastian Kennedy belongs to President Phoenix.
ACE SCORPIO: I almost hate to say this but we could have an interesting lawsuit on our hands. Sure CSK had Turners help, but I still think he won the first time around clean. And then Phoenix helped his son get a pinfall. But for right now CSKs future is in the hands of the President.
JAX CARVER: This is not going to end this way. The KGB will hire the finest lawyers I promise you that. This is not the end of CSK and thats a fact.
Stefan Slain runs down to the ring to check on CSK as he glares at Phoenix who is celebrating at the top of the stage. Stefan whispers something to CSK and pulls back his suit jacket to reveal something to him. CSK nods his head as the camera fades to slowly.
COMING UP NEXT
JAMES FIERCE VS THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILA BALAN FOR THE INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
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ACE SCORPIO: Were at our semi main event of the evening. The Industrial Man looks to retain his title against KGB member James Fierce. However the winner of this match will have a bitter sweet moment as theyll be one of the first two entrants into the Slain Asylum.
JAX CARVER: Just when you thought wed seen it all, Slain brings back one of his craziest concepts. Remember last year Syberus won it all, and he paid dearly several months later with his career being ended. Cant say winning that match is a cause for celebration.
ACE SCORPIO: After CSK was robbed, what is the mindset of James Fierce? What is the mindset of the KGB? This hasnt been exactly the night they had envisioned?
JAX CARVER: The KGB will be fine and will end the evening on a positive note.
ACE SCORPIO: If you look down at the ring the ropes have been taken down and replaced with barbed wire. Stefan was hot with Phoenix and Slains stipulations kicked in. Were looking at a no rope barbed wire match.
JAX CARVER: But of course we are, thats the staple of ACW. Slain got pissed off and these two men are going to pay the price of Phoenixs actions.
Stuck in the Middle With You starts to play over the PA system as The Hillbilly Assassin James Fierce slowly makes his way to the ramp. He slowly strut dances his way down the ramp, while a glimpse of a smirk can be seen through his awesomely thick beard. He then enters the ring, and poses for a moment, and awaits the Industrial Man Attila Balan.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first, weighing in tonight at 285 pounds, hes from WAYNE COUNTY, WEST VIRGINIA this is THE HILLBILLY ASSASSIN JAMESSSSSS FIERRRRRRRRCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, weighing in tonight at 245 pounds from INDUSTRIAL, TEXAS he is THE INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRLLLLDDDDDDD THE INDUSTRIALLLLLLLLLL MANNNNNN ATTILAAAAAAAA BALLLLLLLAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!
DING DING DING
ACE SCORPIO: Were under way in this title match. We have the Anzac Cup coming any day now, we have the Slain Asylum on the horizon and these two men are putting their bodies on the line before two of the biggest events of 2018.
JAX CARVER: I should be down at ringside for this match, but CSK is going ballistic backstage and Soutter has assured me James will be fine.
ACE SCORPIO: The fans seem a little split here. Theyre not happy with the actions of Balan for Vampiras kidnapping, but in a way you know that its justified.
JAX CARVER: I had such high hopes for this young man but he rather repulses me. I mean what kind of low life kidnaps a woman. All of the chaos he caused and created with that. The KGB went through hell because of him. I dont understand how the fans can even remotely cheer for this guy.
ACE SCORPIO: James telling Balan that the title is coming home to him and the KGB. Balan drowning out the trash talk as best he can. James motioning for Balan to come over and fight.
JAX CARVER: Lets not forget, Fierce has gone through hell with his beard being burnt and all the attacks from VVV. And mainly all due to the acts of Balan. Fierce wants to punish this guy, taking his title is just a bonus.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan circles around Fierce and gets a quick go behind, spins Fierce around and lays into him with right hands repeatedly. Balan stops, does the robot and goes back to these rapid fire punches sending Fierce reeling and staggering back.
JAX CARVER: Really? Youre in a barbed wire match and youre more worried about getting in your spots of doing the robot? I hope Fierce makes this guy choke on a strand of barbed wire.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce blocks a punch and pie faces Balan who lands on his ass and rolls across the ring. Balan to his feet and charges with a clothesline but Fierce ducks and Balan goes to bounce off the barbed wire but stops just inches shy of hitting it.
JAX CARVER: Damn
..so close but so far. Balan forgetting already that this mach has been changed. Got to love Slain for doing off the wall shit like this.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce asking to lock up, Balan reaches his hands out but Fierce delivers a knee to the face. Several shots to the back of the head, uppercuts, headbutts, Fierce is laying into Balan.
JAX CARVER: The crowd mostly cheering for Fierce but there are some scattered boos throughout the arena.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce just beating Balan into the mat. Balan keeps trying to sit up and Fierce keeps beating him into the ground. Fierce pulls Balan up who mule kicks him in the nuts and starts firing off elbows to the face. Fierce blocks a punch and delivers a headbutt and both men are split apart again with Fierce cracking his neck and Balan looking around the arena.
JAX CARVER: After the attack in D.C. and all the people Balan has pissed off, Id be looking around at all times as well. Hes a dead man walking, being a champion already makes him a target but the people hes thrown under the bus and pissed off has doubled it.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce with a left hand but Balan ducks, Fierce with a right hand and Balan ducks, Balan does the robot again and fires off those rapid fist punches. The fans are actually booing Balan after doing the robot. Balan turns and runs at Fierce who kicks him in the midsection and picks Balan up for a powerbomb. Balan pulls out a lighter and Fierce freaks out and falls onto his ass. Fierce pushes Balan off of him and the champ goes flying into the barbed wire face first.
JAX CARVER: Does the champ have a death sentence? Fierces beard is already three quarters burned off. We saw him snap at the last show. And this is the guy you want to set off in a barbed wire match? Balan isnt a smart guy afterall.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce goes over and grabs Balans head and drags it across the barbed wire like someone slicing cheese for their bottle of wine. Balan has become a mess with blood streaming down his face.
JAX CARVER: I had blood on my face once but not from barbed wire. Actually a rather disgusting story when I stop and think about it.
ACE SCORPIO: Not the hooker in Vegas who left you a surprise! Thats just a revolting story.
JAX CARVER: Oh youve heard that one before?
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce now delivering knee after knee after knee to the back of the champs head sending him into the barbed wire a little bit more each time. The fans are getting behind Fierce now.
JAX CARVER: Theyre blood thirsty and its Fierce, can you blame them?
ACE SCORPIO: Balan reaching down and pops something in his mouth. I think hes taken a hit or two of his prozac. Balan now up pumping his fists and stomping around the ring a bloody mess. Steam coming out of his nose and he walks over, spins and mule kicks Fierce in the nuts.
JAX CARVER: STEAM POWERED AND PROZAC! Each one on their own is bad enough but Fierce just got walloped with a deadly combination.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan pulls a cord out of his boot and hes choking Fierce with it now and then grabs something else, looks like a possible set of brass kuckles and starts pounding his fist into the forehead.
JAX CARVER: RECHARGING by the champ as Fierce trying to flip the champ over his shoulders.
ACE SCORPIO: Whatever is in Balans hands hes driving it into the back of Fierces neck over and over and over and over while choking him out with that cord. Balan stops and puts the cord back in his boots and discards whatever was in his hands.
JAX CARVER: Balan playing with a caged animal right now. Im not sure Id show all my cards at once.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan does THE ROBOT in the middle of the ring once again while Fierce gets up to his feet. Balan stops, whips his arms and his neck and jumps up in the air hitting a dropkick and sending Fierce back first into the barbed wire. Balan runs across the ring and hits a sloppy flying bodypress onto Fierce pushing his back further into the barbed wire.
JAX CARVER: Balan wants to prove something after his match with Tong last month was interrupted by the debuting Eric Dane. Personally Balan should just challenge him and settle the score. But if he wins here tonight hes going to have a shot at the next show to really prove his worth as the champion if he can retain.
ACE SCORPIO: Hard right hand by Balan and another. The champ now in control of this match after that prozac pop. I promise we are not advocating prozac here on this show. Please talk to your doctor before any heavy use kids.
JAX CARVER: Some of the wildest sex I ever had came from women for stopped taking their prozac. Damn near broke an ankle once but thats another story.
ACE SCORPIO: You were with a chick on prozac?
JAX CARVER: Brah, I was with a chick who was taking the whole damn pharmacy!
ACE SCORPIO: Balan takes a few steps back and rushes Fierce who hoists him up in the air and hits a stun gun. Balan crashes neck first over the top of the barbed wire. Fierce now jumps on the back of James Fierce and starts riding him like a mechanical bull.
JAX CARVER: At least both men have their clothes on. If this were Marcus itd be another story.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce now in control with all of these right hands being thrown to the side of Balans head. Fierce now using Balans hand like a saw over the barbed wire and then using his head switching back and forth between the two.
JAX CARVER: That might stop him from doing the robot for a little bit or at least popping prozac.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce yanks Balan back and pulls him up and hits a running bulldog. He kicks Balan a few times in the lower abdominal region for fun. Fierce now picks up the champ and wraps him up in a bear hug. He sways around back and forth in the center of the ring and suddenly makes a dash towards a strand of barbed wire and drives Balan into it back first several times!
JAX CARVER: Fierce should find that dropped lighter and set the champ on fire and let him see how it feels. Little damn con artist that Balan is!
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce releases the bear hug and now grabs the right arm of Balan and smashes it over the top strand of barbed wire and begins to use it as a saw back and forth. Balan lets out a sick cry of pain thats too much for even my ears.
JAX CARVER: Well you same the same thing about me and my wild nights in the motel every time you get a room next door to me.
ACE SCORPIO: The Hillbilly Assassin turns his back and walks across the ring, he charges Balan who hits a drop toe hold on Fierce who goes flying and gets tangled up in the barbed wire. Both men are a bloody mess, Balan rolls around on the mat still and Fierce is trying to pluck himself out of the barbed wire.
JAX CARVER: Ive tried candlewax, handcuffs, whips, ropes, blindfolds, toys, matches, but I cant say that Ive tried barbed wire. Although I have tied people up outside on the back deck on the porch swing.
ACE SCORPIO: Youre really fucked up in the head you know that?
JAX CARVER: Normally from the women yes but I prefer to call it creatively kinky.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce rolling under the barbed wire and leaves the ring but the champion falls him. Balan lifts up the ring apron and grabs some chairs and tables and slide them under the barbed wire. The champ stops and looks around the arena to make sure theres nobody making their way through the crowd as he fills the ring up with more weapons.
JAX CARVER: What if anything is going to be left in the tank at the Anzac Cup for these two?
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce to his feet makes his way down the concrete and spins Balan around hitting him with a bell clap! He lifts him up for a suplex and drapes Balan over the top strands of barbed wire. The Hillbilly Assassin with a chair in hand runs down along the ring apron and blasts Balan with a chair sending him flying off the barbed wire a bloody mess.
JAX CARVER: Baseball should be played with chairs! Can you imagine! Wouldnt be so boring then.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce enters the ring and hes got a garbage bag in hand! He goes over to Balan and places it over his head. Fierce choking the life out of Balan and he wraps the bag tightly around him and ties the draw strings together. Fierce now over to the corner and pulls out another bag. Fierce pulls out a bottle, its rubbing alcohol!!
JAX CARVER: Oh shits about to go from bad to worse for the champ.
ACE SCORPIO: James Fierce pours an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol all over Balan whos screaming out in pain. Fierce takes the empty bottle and crams it in the champs mouth and stomps down on it as hard as he can.
JAX CARVER: Rubbing alcohol and prozac the breakfast of champions.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce with a chair and places it on the face of Balan.
JAX CARVER: NO FACE DOUBLE STOMP!!!!! Fierce is trying to kill the International champion. GO FIERCE GO!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce now pulling some of the strands of barbed wire off as best he can as he is attempting to wrap up a few tables in barbed wire. Balan rolling around covering his face and letting out loud screams. Between the chair shots and rubbing alcohol the champ in a mess.
JAX CARVER: The price you pay for wanting a title.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan looks like hes popping some more prozac. Light chants of pac man are heard in the arena as Fiece is oblivious to whats going on.
JAX CARVER:'Cause I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy. I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. I'm going out of my mind. Going out of my mind
ACE SCORPIO: They dont pay me enough for this shit!
JAX CARVER: They dont pay me at all but I like the song.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce turns his attention back to Balan who is on his feet, steam coming out of his nose as he paces the ring doing his best hogan impersonation.
JAX CARVER: STEAM POWERED I THINK I CAN
.I THINK I CAN
CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOO
ACE SCORPIO: Youve officially lost your fucking mind.
JAX CARVER: Im telling you again its the catering cocaine thats doing this to me.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan points up in the air, Fierce looks up, low blow by Balan who sends Fierce crashing face first into a barbed wire table. Balan grabs a chair and takes a swing, Fierce ducks and spins Balan around and kicks the chair right into his face.
JAX CARVER: Balan getting up close and personal with the steel chair.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce places the chair over Balans face as were going for another NO FACE DOUBLE STOMP but at the last second Balan grabs the chair and jams it straight up Fierces groin.
JAX CARVER: SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPER NUTTTTTTTTTTT SHOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! There goes the end of Fierce spreading his seed in this country or any country for that fact.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan pulls Fierce up, Balan charges and somehow Fierce hoists Balan up into the air, Gorilla press slam onto the barbed wire!!! Fierce hobbles over and grabs the nut shot chair from hell and hits Balan who is slow to get up as hes bleeding profusely! Balan wont go down though.
JAX CARVER: I have heard a lot of women say that about Balan. Think hes gay?
ACE SCORPIO: Balan with that look in his eye as hes trying to hulk up. Fierce takes another shot at him and Balan doubles over but he gets right back up flexing those arms.
JAX CARVER: Balan just refuses to stay down.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce with another chair shot, this time to the face of Balan who lands flat on his back. Fierce with a double stomp and goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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THR
JAX CARVER: The champ gets his arm up! Fierce incensed here thinking it was over.
ACE SCORPIO: BALAN pops some more PROZAC and hes hulking up again. Fierce runs over and kicks him in the back of the head and Balan kicks hulking up. Another stiff kick by Fierce and the fans are going crazy as Balan has a stoic look on his face. The champ turns around and Fierce is pounding him with lefts and rights.
JAX CARVER: Balan is a bloody mess but hes absorbing everything that Fierce is throwing at him.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan slowly standing up, Fierce is slapping himself getting psyched up. The Hillbilly Assassin daring Balan to come at him. Fist shots, forearms, headbutts, Fierce is giving the champ everything he has but Balan will not back down.
JAX CARVER: I really need to be at ringside for this. The KGB needs to be at ringside. This was a bullshit call on the presidents part.
]ACE SCORPIO: Balan screaming at Fierce and saying hit me! Fierce with rapid fire fist shots and Balan is taking them all and flashing a bloody smile. Balan circles around the ring, hes hulking up, hes stomping the mat, hes shaking his fists an the fans are going nuts.
JAX CARVER: The fans are chanting PROZAC PROZAC PROZAC We are now an advocate for psych meds?
ACE SCORPIO: Balan turns around and leaps into the air splashing Fierce into the corner back first into barbed wire. BALAN is going crazy with punches of his own on the Hillbilly Assassin. Balan pulls out a set of wire cutters and starts to cut strands of barbed wire off and wrap them around his fist.
JAX CARVER: Slain needs to start doing drug testing here and psychological evaluations. Some of the roster is more fucked up then he is.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan blasts Fierce with that first of barbed wire and then grabs a chair and places it over his face. Balan backs up and hits a running dropkick driving that chair straight into his face. Balan looks across the ring at all the toys and grabs a table and decides to set up shop.
JAX CARVER: Dont look now but here cones the calvary!
ACE SCORPIO: The fans are a buzz and on their feet. Soutter is at the top of the stage looking on. This cant be good news for Balan at all.
JAX CARVER: The leader of the KGB not happy with what hes witnessing.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan turns around and spots Soutter, CSK has just jumped the guardrail and handed Fierce a light tube. CSK IS GONE!!!! Hes supposed to be fired from SWAT.
JAX CARVER: Theres been no formal announcement of his firing, hes merely had his contract given to Phoenix.
ACE SCORPIO: Soutter points, Balan turns around and gets blasted by the light tube! The fans on their feet as Fierce now grinding the broken glass into the face of Balan.
JAX CARVER: GO KGB!!!!! I smell a title changgggggge!!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce picks up Balan and chokeslams him through the barbed wire table. Were mere seconds away from crowning a new International champion. Soutter up on the ring apron and telling Fierce to finish off Balan.
JAX CARVER: Soutter can sense this is the KGBs night. Kilroy has been beaten, and now gold coming home to the KGB.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce leaps up in the air and hits a double stomp on Balan. Fierce looking to go for the cover but here comes President Phoenix bandaged up and with stitches. He orders CSK away from ringside and here comes security to handcuff CSK. The former champ leaps the guard rail and takes up through the fans. Soutter wraps a chain around his fist and hes telling Fierce to send the champ his way.
JAX CARVER: Soutter wants to make sure that Balan is out and down for the count.
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce picks up Balan and throws him towards Soutter, Phoenix now has Soutters leg, his attention is diverted, Balan reverses it and Soutter nails Fierce with the chair square in the jaw!!! Fierce falls over like a ton of bricks, security has Soutter and theyre dragging him away from ringside.
JAX CARVER: Phoenix just got Fierce nailed with that chain!!!! Soutter has no idea that he just blasted his fellow KGB member.
ACE SCORPIO: Balan sets up a few chairs, he pulls Fierce by the back of the neck and stands upon the chairs hovering a pile of barbed wire. He raises Fierce up and hits a super atomic drop.
JAX CARVER: SPACE SKYSCRAPER DROP!!!!! Fierce just went nuts first over barbed wire and broken glass!
ACE SCORPIO: Balan grabs Fierce and repeats the moves off the chair. Balan for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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THREE!!!!!!
DING DING DING
JAX CARVER: What a travesty this is! Phoenix just screwed James Fierce. If it wasnt for the president showing up, Soutter never would have nailed Fierce with that chain.
FRANK SALAZAR: Your winner of the match AND STILL INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
..THE INDUSTRIAL MANNNNNNNNNNNN ATTILAAAAA BALANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Thousands of orange balloons fall from the ceiling as the fans are covered in a sea of orange. The referee checks on James Fierce and helps him to his feet. Zoran Sainovic offers James Fierce a complimentary gift basket for being such a great challenger
ACE SCORPIO: Fierce has to be upset with how this match ended. He had the title in his grasp and was set to win this match. Sutter just got greedy.
JAX CARVER: You cant blame Soutter fo this. Phoenix caused all the damage. That man has made a complete mess of things here tonight.
James Fierce rolls out of the ring and limps up the aisle as we see the champion doing the robot in the middle of the ring a bloody mess as he celebrates his victory.
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:46:00 GMT -5
Coming back from commercials, a long pole has been raised in the far right corner of the ring.
Ace Scorpio: Well fans its time for the main event... in which Beelzebozo puts the heavyweight title on the line against Vile Vince Viper... in a coal miner's glove match.
Jax Carver: Viper has both bragged that these two will steal the show, while simultaneously handicapping them with one of the worst match stipulations ever devised. Classic Viper.
Ace Scorpio: While not here for ACW's entirety, the story of the last six months has been these two's dominance. Viper with victories over a SWAT hall of fame role call in Soutter, Evans, Fierce, and Timeless... while Beelzebozo quickly burst onto the scene taking the 2017 Helloween Cup and having a barn burner feud with the Industrial Man before taking the gold off of Psychotic Goth.
Jax Carver: ...And speaking of Goth, if you thought last month's cage match was ugly, I don't want to think about what these two can do with a glove.
Ace Scorpio: Viewer discretion is strongly advised. These two have both left bloody chaotic trails through ACW, but have managed to avoid one another... still... they do not get along.
Jax Carver: Adding to matters is the fact that the clown is accusing Vile of putting his manager in a coma.
Ace Scorpio: Well he did.
Jax Carver: Allegedly.
Ace Scorpio: In any case, they have finally finished setting up the coal miner's glove, so lets send it down to Frank Salazar in the ring...
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is our MAIN EVENT... it is a coal miner's glove match! The brutal weapon is suspended above the ring, and using it will not draw a disqualification! Scheduled for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit, it is for the SWAT Atlantic Coast Heavyweight Championship!
Where's My Fucking Money by Busta Rhymes starts to pump over the PA system as the house lights go down.
Frank Salazar: Entering first... the challenger...
Red searchlights run through the crowd as the music builds before converging on the entrance curtain.
Frank Salazar: He hails from Bucharest, Romania... stands at five feet nine inches... weighing in a two hundred and fifty nine pounds... please give a warm round of applause for the 2005 wrestler of the year...
There is a chorus of boos as Vile "Vince" Viper tears through the curtain with his razor sharp claws just as the Rhymes vulgar lyrics hit a high point. Decked out in a ruby red sharkskin suit, The DEVIL of SWAT flashes the camera his pearly yellows before methodically strutting down the aisle.
Frank Salazar: THAT CHEAP HEAT MACHINE...
V I L E
V V I N C E
V V V I P E R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The king of snakes makes sure to slap hands on his way down to the ring. None of the audience is trying to touch Old Scratch or encouraging him, VVV just likes cutting people.
Frank Salazar: ...And his opponent...
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Frank Salazar: Coming to us from Huntington, West Virginia... he stands at 6'2" and weighs in at 265lbs... please welcome...
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and there are noticeable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
Frank Salazar: THE ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZEBOZO"
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTERRRR
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENNNNNNNNDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!!!!
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His ever-present Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ring.
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
Jax Carver: Not again... man this routine is getting old.
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo as he stumbles into the ring, ready for his match to begin.
Ace Scorpio: In many ways the champion is warning that this match will not be suitable for younger audiences. It's shockingly responsible of him.
Jax Carver: Or it's the only trick he knows.
Ace Scorpio: ...or it's the only trick he knows. Both men in the ring, Beelzebozo eyeing the coal miner's glove, while positioning his bag of plunder for easier access.
"Hey!"
In the ring, Vile "Vince" Viper approaches the demonic clown, pointing down at the sack of shit's sack of weapons.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Do we really need all those... let'sss not <pointing up at the glove> disrespect the DESSSTRUCTIVE POWER of the coal miner's glove by sullying this championship encounter with a bunch of lesser arms.
The champion looks up at the coal miner's glove... which frankly doesn't look too impressive, but is game; shoving a morning star back into the sack.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo doesn't look like he needs weapons to take Viper apart. Shoving his bag of tricks to the side to meet up in the middle of the rin----
#SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH#
Jax Carver: HA! Who needs weapons when your fingernails are two-inch razor blades? VIPER DIGGING HIS CLAWS INTO THE CLOWN'S GUT!
The crowd cringe as buttons, felt, and gore splatter across the ring.
Ace Scorpio: The king of snakes suckering the champion into a false sense of honour to kick things off, then immediately with a devastating attack to the midsection...
Jax Carver: You can say eviscerated, its cool.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with a stocking full of quarters from up his sleeve BELTS the sadistic grin off of Viper's face. A second swing knocks Viper off of him, staggering the old man back into the ropes. Beelzebozo trying to hold the flap of loose skin in place long enough for it to stay, but I think he's going to need medical attention.
Jax Carver: Viper always said that the clown was gutless!
Ace Scorpio: Well we're seeing them spill out all over the ring. Beelzebozo shoving the flap of skin into the deep gash in an effort to clog it, I don't think that's going to work. Another sock with that loaded stocking sends Viper into the corner...
Jax Carver: Christ, check out the welt under TripleV's eye. It looks like an orbital bone fracture!
Ace Scorpio: Buster Friendly reaching into his coat sleeve again... pulls out a sledgehammer. Are his clothes made out of the same material as clown cars? How does that even work?
Jax Carver: What a cheat. HEY SICK MINDS THINK ALIKE - Viper pulling a sledgehammer out of his trunks as well.
Ace Scorpio: For all his talk of focusing on the coal miner's glove, it looks like Viper was packing weapons all along.
Jax Carver: He was just using it to accentuate his junk, how could he know that the clown was going to turn this stipulation into a joke?
#THWAM# #THWACK# #THUMP# #CLANG# #CLANG# #CLANG# #THWWWWWWWWWWACK#
Ace Scorpio: Duelling Sledgehammers, as Viper and Beelzebozo pay tribute to a Psychotic Goth promo, hammering away as they attempt to give one another headaches.
Jax Carver: Both guys are managing to parry most of those deathblows, but I think Viper is getting the better of these exchanges, as the clown is drenching the canvas in crimson from that abdomen wound.
Ace Scorpio: Yeah, but Viper's face already looks like he took a sledgehammer to it. That left cheek of the challenger is swelling up like a grapefruit.
#THWINK#
Ace Scorpio: The champion coming out on top as he BREAKS Viper's wooden handle into shreds. Now winding up for the killing blow...
Vile "Vince" Viper <pulling out inhaler>: This is battery acid you slime!
FUCKING HIPSTER MEGA POP!!!
Dropping the sledgehammer, Beelzebozo grabs his face in agony...
Ace Scorpio: TripleV shooting Friendly in the face with something in an inhaler. No wait... it was just an IT reference.
Jax Carver: Classic!
Ace Scorpio: Friendly realizing that his face isn't melting... that it was an IT reference... I think Viper may have just woken a--------
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SHOCKED GASP POP!!!
Ace Scorpio: BUSTER FRIENDLY SHOOTING REAL ACID OUT OF HIS FLOWER LAPEL AT VIPER!
Jax Carver: Viper getting his coat up in time, JESUS CHRIST. THE COAT IS SMOKING! Viper quick to pull it off, throwing it away... and bozo NAILS him with a short arm closeline over the top to the outside! Viper landing headfirst on the concrete, and is out like a light.
Ace Scorpio: Vicious fall that could be all she wrote for this challenge.
Jax Carver: I'd give the landing a 1 and the concussion a 10.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo starting to go for the coal miner's glove... but as he climbs in the corner seems to tear his stomach further open. How is he still standing? Staggering back to the ground, kneels down next to his bag.
Turning back to his bag of tricks, Beelzebozo pulls out a roll of duct tape, wrapping it around the gorge in his stomach.
Ace Scorpio: Friendly trying to stop the river of blood flowing out of his abdomen with some tape. Staggering back to the ropes to check on his opponent after that nasty fall...
Beelzebozo: Just like you did to the Moose...
Mentioning the comatose Backyard worker seems to fire up the battered Viper, who jumps up with a claw and grabs Beelzebozo by the leg, yanking him to the outside.
Jax Carver: The clown getting dragged out to the floor, as its now an incensed Viper's turn to dole out punishment.
Ace Scorpio: It didn't take long for these two to trigger each other. Both men outside as referee Jessie Tandy starts the ten count. He seems to be comfortable with the flagrant weapon use, but wants to keep it in the ring. 1... 2... Viper whipping Friendly stomach first into the guardrail! Claw to the back! Friendly's coat is almost as torn up as Viper's is burnt.
Jax Carver: Irish whip - but the clown counters, sending the king of snakes crashing headfirst into the steel steps.
#THUD#
Jax Carver: Bozo following in with a running elbow... but Viper slides off the steps...
#THUD#
Ace Scorpio: 5... 6... Viper rolls in and out to restart the count. Now putting Beelzebozo in an Indian Deathlock ON THE STEPS so that the steel edges are digging into that gory midsection.
Jax Carver: Those steps are starting to tear the tape. This is sick.
Ace Scorpio: Tandy getting up to an 8 count before Viper re-enters the ring to break it. Leaving the champion a bloody mess, the king of snakes stalking towards the corner as he goes for the glove.
Jax Carver: On the outside, Bozo is coming too, sees Viper climbing the corner, and starts to follow him in...
Ace Scorpio: VVV standing on the top turnbuckle, and starting to climb the pole--- what was that?!
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Slumped against the ropes, standing on the apron, Beelzebozo throws a water balloon, missing Viper but bursting on the pole. The crowd cheer as Viper starts to lose his grip, sliding down.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo with covering the pole with... was that... oil?
Ace Scorpio: Whatever was in that balloon, it's made the pole incredibly slippery. Viper desperately trying to climb it to get that coal miner's glove, but can't hold his grip.
Jax Carver: Falling to the canvas, Viper reaching into the clown's bag and pulling out an AXE. I'm really not seeing the point of a glove compared to an axe.
Ace Scorpio: It's a point of pride.
Jax Carver: Well Viper has thrown his pride out the window, as he charges the clown with that axe, Beelzebozo ducks it and pulls Viper into a swinging neckbreaker into that top rope!
Ace Scorpio: The axe goes flying!
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Ace Scorpio: It should be noted that Atlantic Coast is not responsible for the props that these performers bring to the ring, and if anyone in the audience picks up an axe... its best to return it to security.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo trying to use the ropes to slingshot himself... through he middle ropes... but catches his giant clown shoes and crashes into Viper with a... we'll be generous and call that a diving headbutt.
Ace Scorpio: Feet are still in the ropes, but there's the pin...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: Viper getting a shoulder up. Bozo untangling his shoes from the ropes, and knees Viper in the face on his way to crawling back towards the corner...
Ace Scorpio: Having enough of his bearings to see Beelzebozo going for that glove, Viper starts to weakly crawl after him...
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Jax Carver: Beelzebozo stopping short of the corner, and spins around... I can't watch...
#SLAP# #SLAP# #SLAP#
Ace Scorpio: KNEESLAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: ...drat.
Ace Scorpio: That patented running kneelift found its mark on Viper's malformed cheek, and there's the pin...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE------------------------------------------------------------
Jax Carver: NO! Viper getting his foot in the ropesss! There'sss still hope!
Ace Scorpio: WAIT - BEELZEBOZO NOW ON THE ROPES, FOLLOWING IT UP WITH----------
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Ace Scorpio: THERE'S THE PUNCHLINE! AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jax Carver: Viper managing to again get in the ropes... YOU CAN DO THIS!
Ace Scorpio: You really want Viper to win..
Jax Carver: I hate clowns. Look we know that no matter who wins this match, there is no way they're retaining in the Slain Asylum... but that's after the Anzac Cup... which could take seven months. My nerves can't take that much Beelzebozo!
Ace Scorpio: Nerves... wait do you hate them, or are you scared of them?
Jax Carver: Shut up.
Turning back to the action, Carver spills his coffee as he sees Buster Friendly starring down at him, cackling. Clowns can always tell.
Ace Scorpio: Pulling an obscenely long string of handkerchiefs out of his sleeve, the champion is now hogtieing the barely conscious Viper. The challenger is completely out of it, and not able to put up much of a fight. At this point, Beelzebozo has to be wondering just what it's going to take to put the old man down.
Jax Carver: A shot from that incredibly stupid glove?
Ace Scorpio: With Viper restrained, Beelzebozo can now grab the prize unmolested...
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Ace Scorpio: BLACK VENOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: Even tied up, Viper managing to spew some of that tar like crap up at the clown!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo managed to get a hand up, so didn't take the full brunt of it, but who knows what that muck even is...
A clown shoe kicks Viper in the face before Beelzebozo starts to head for the glove. By the time he's standing on the middle ropes, he's already starting to slow down.
Jax Carver: DAMN IT! THE TAR IS LETTING HIM GET A GRIP ON THE POLE DESPITE HIS OIL STUNT! THAT ISN'T FAIR!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo on the top rope, and reaching up, climbing that pole, the coal miner's glove is almost in reach...
Jax Carver: Get up Vile!
Ace Scorpio: Here he goes... and... almost there... just another foot... its right there... RIGHT THERE... and... and he's stopped.
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Jax Carver: The black venom has paralyzed him in place! That stupid glove is so close, but so far away! Suck it Bozo!
Ace Scorpio: Viper writhing around on the canvas, over to Beelzebozo's bag, and using the sharp edge of a Buster Sword to remove the handkerchiefs.
Jax Carver: Wait, he has a giant Final Fantasy sword in his bag? Where did he get that and WHY IS HE BOTHERING GOING FOR A DAMNED GLOVE WHEN HE HAS IT! I'm starting to hate coal miners more than clowns.
Ace Scorpio: I would assume he got it from Midgard. Viper free, and Beelzebozo still stuck in place at the top of that pole...
Jax Carver: Here we go-----------
Ace Scorpio: VIPER REACHES UP AND----------------------------
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Ace Scorpio: SUPERBOMB UNTO BEELZEBOZO'S BAG OF TRICKS!!!
Jax Carver: The clown landed on his Morningstar, but still can't move to show how damned much that hurt!
Slumping back to the canvas next to the downed champion, Viper reaches over to his now dissolved jacket and pulls out a magazine from the dangerous mess. The cover reads "Tommy Danger depicted in Cave Drawings, how old is he?" Yes it's the old IGA price saver magazine. Extending a razor sharp talon, The Devil of SWAT flips through the pages to a specific article, before burying the claw in Beelzebozo's taped up midsection.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Here we go... "I find myself having to take washroom breaks whenever Essex appears on camera just to avoid his incredibly dull canned interviews, and as a result of the frequent trips, my wife believes I may have prostate cancer, but its not prostate cancer, its Essex." ...No... not that one... here... "with his disdain for personal safety, bloated dishevelled appearance, grim sense of humour, repulsive character flaws and sadistic streak, Beelzebozo is a young VVV." Sssee Beasssley... you were suppose to carry on my legacy. When I retired, it was up to you to remind everyone how much better everything was back in the day, in MY day, back when YOU were ME. ...But when that ssshitty federation folded, did you carry on as my crude, breathing effigy? Nah. You fucked back off to children'sss partiesss, and I was forced to continue with this ssshame of a life. The longessssssssssst march. More than the family.... more than the debt collectors... more than the psychological complexes... YOU are the reason I can't retire. You have never disappointed a child, parent, or loved one more than you DISAPPOINT ME. Whether it was subconscious or not... you were made in my GRAVEN craven IMAGE, I am your creator, and I have never known greater shame. ...I need you to understand that... <pointing up at the pole> there is a reassson I'm going to batter your face until the only part of me that people can still see in you, is my wrath.
Groaning, Viper struggles back up to his feet.
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...wait right there...
Ace Scorpio: Viper referencing a previous federation these two met in a long time ago. He's often called Beelzebozo a poor imitation of himself, but apparently he resents the champion for not imitating him more.
Jax Carver: That wacky Viper... he has serious issues.
Meanwhile lying in a pile on top of his sharp hoard, Beelzebozo starts to regain some movement in the one hand that didn't touch the venom. Reaching into his coat pocket, Beelzebozo pulls out a popper.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with an... is that... amyl nitrite? Shaking... fighting through the toxicity of the slime, but Viper well on his way to collecting that glove...
Vile "Vince" Viper: Why quit wrestling? To spite me?
Tearing the magazine in half, VVV uses the paper to create traction against the slicked pole, climbing up towards the glove. Behind him, Beelzebozo fights back up to one knee.
Jax Carver: HURRY VILE!
Vile "Vince" Viper: And if youre going to come back... why now? WHY RUB MY FACE IN YOUR FAILU--------
A second before VVV can grab the glove, Beelzebozo staggers into his legs, knocking him off. Viper slides right down the pole, landing flat-footed on the canvas in a way that blows out his knees. Grabbing a fistful of the old man's hair, Beelzebozo rams it into the metal post, again, and again.
Ace Scorpio: The champion hitting Viper's face into that post... again... and again... and again... and again... and again....
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Ace Scorpio: ...and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again...
Jax Carver: MAKE HIM STOP!
Beelzebozo: I CAME BACK BECAUSE US FRINGE ELEMENTS...
#SMACK#
Beelzebozo: DON'T---
#SMACK#
Beelzebozo: HAVE----------
#SMACK#
Beelzebozo: ANYWHERE #SMACK# ELSE #SMACK# TO GO!!!!!
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: The champion beating Viper's head repeated into that post with such force I'm surprised he didn't knock the coal miner's glove loose.
Jax Carver: We should be so lucky.
Ace Scorpio: The king of snakes face looks like... well the Elephant man would be a compliment.
Jax Carver: The clown pulling him out of the corner with a belly to back suplex, and follows it up with...
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Ace Scorpio: THE PUNCHLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: VIPER IS DEAD-----AND THE CHAMPION IS SHOWBOATING! PIN THE MAN! This is insufferable!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with an eventual cover...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE---------------------------------------------------------------
Jax Carver: Kickout.
Ace Scorpio: The move called for Beelzebozo to take his time, but Viper is just moving on instincts, this is done. Buster Friendly now grabbing an arm, drags Viper back up for the... Irish whip into the corner... follows him in...
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Ace Scorpio: CLOWN CAR CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: VIPER CATCHES FRIENDLY GOING IN FOR THE AVALANCHE, BACKDROPS HIM INTO THAT POST!!! Beelzebozo sent flying stomach first into that hard steel post! That tape is barely holding him together.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo lying prone on the top rope and Viper turns...
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Ace Scorpio: CRESCENT MOON KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jax Carver: Backflip kneestrike knocks the clown off the top into a tree of woe!
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Ace Scorpio: SATAN'S STRUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SATANS STRUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIPER HITS THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE EYE GOUGE IN THE BUSINESS ON AN UPSIDE DOWN BEELZEBOZO!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!
Jax Carver: WHAT IS HE WAITING FOR!?
Ace Scorpio: Viper hasn't gone for a pin all night, he said it earlier, all he wants is to rearrange Friendly's face with that coal miner's glove.
Jax Carver: Triple V standing on Buster's crotch as he climbs up to the top rope, now climbing up the pole...
Ace Scorpio: Here we go.
Jax Carver: Wrapping his legs around the pole, slithering up like the snake he is... Beelzebozo is dead below him, nothing to stand in his way.
Ace Scorpio: And reaching for it---
Jax Carver: ...where'd it go?
Ace Scorpio: Huh?
Viper reaches the top of the pole only to find the glove has gone missing. Did it get shaken off by his head? Dropping back down to the top rope, Vile starts to look around the surrounding area before noticing the third man in the ring.
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Anonymoose is wearing the coal miner's glove. Before Viper can react, Beelzebozo's manager slugs him in the face with the object.
Ace Scorpio: Anonymoose has the glove and...
Jax Carver: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: ...HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
THE CROWD EXPLODES POP!!!!!
Jax Carver: WHAT THE...
Ace Scorpio: I... words...
Jax Carver: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Ace Scorpio: I... I had no idea.
Upon being hit, VVVs head EXPLODES. Almost scanners style! The human head shouldn't contain enough blood to fill the air twenty feet around it with a fine mist. The front row is covered in Viper. The old man drops to the canvas. All that is left standing is Anonymoose with the awesome power of the Coal Miner's Glove.
Jax Carver: So the coal miner's glove is the most devastating weapon ever devised?!
Ace Scorpio: ...It certainly seems that way.
Jax Carver: Christ. I mean, that actually makes Coal Miners cool... I... I had no idea how fucking awesome Coal Miner's Gloves were... all that crap we said earlier. We must look like total assholes. ...and anyone who believed or agreed with us... just total assholes.
Ace Scorpio: It would have been more humane to force feed Viper a hand grenade. The awesome power of the coal miner's glove has left him twitching like Apollo Creed, deathspasming in the centre of the canvas.
Jax Carver: Um. We definitely need more medics out here than we could have imagined...
Ace Scorpio: Anonymoose now grabbing Beelzebozo off the corner, and placing him on top of Viper... not like this, Viper had this match won. This isn't right. It doesn't look like the referee wants to count... but he's more worried about anyone who wields the otherworldly might of the coal miner's glove.
Jax Carver: Why didn't they call it a Thor's Hammer match, because it might have well been for the sheer devastation... Viper is BEING ROBBED, but anything to get this match over with and him to a paramedic...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING! DING!! DING!!!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match and STILL ACW Heavyweight champion, "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzebozo starts to come to, unaware that he has defended his title. In the ring, Anonymoose slowly removes his head.
Ace Scorpio: Anonymoose unmasking and... is that?
Jax Carver: Yeah, I remember him from the dead kid cemetery...
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MASSIVE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Anonymoose is Spike Nelson!
Jax Carver: The crowd going wild for the Simply Amazing superstar!
Ace Scorpio: Viper is not going to be happy when he comes to... wait... coughing up blood, it looks like he's awake.
VVV looks up to find his grandson.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Spike... why?
Spike Nelson: because you need to be stopped. All of those terrible things you have done...the atrocities you committed.....you are the coldest, most heartless, most sadistic man I have ever met. But here's the thing...it was different with me. You have openly used and betrayed everyone in your life. You don't hide it. You brag about it. But I was different. I saw the real you. The man you don't show ANYBODY. You showed me your vulnerable underbelly and took me under your wing. You warned me about what this business would do to me. You let me into your heart, and told me how you came to be such a twisted, violent man. You looked out for me, protected me. You gave me advice, nurtured me, trained me, you filled the void in my life that was left by never knowing my father. YOU were the father I never had. When you made me your tag team partner, it was more than just the best time in my career....it was the best time in my life. We travelled the roads together, filming crazy promos, stealing the show every damn night we wrestled. For the first and only time in my life.....I felt happy. I felt COMPLETE. And then you tossed me aside with no explanation, no reason, like I meant nothing to you. You ripped my heart out, and you left me a soulless husk of a man, so empty and defeated I left this business and never looked back. You did the worst thing you can do to another human being......you broke my heart.
Vile Vince Viper: oh. Sorry?
Spike: That's all I needed to hear!
Spike punches Beelezbozo in the ribs with the coal miner's glove.
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Jax Carver <spit take>: JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!
The magnificent strength of the coal miner's glove shreds the tape off of Beelzebozo's gut, leaving the full force to push into his stomach and push out his innards, blasting the audience with a twenty-foot stream of gore.
Ace Scorpio: We need to become Coal miners.
Jax Carver: Coal Miners are the coolest.
A second shot doesn't knock as many vital organs out of Beelzebozo because the demonic clown is running out of plasma to spray on the crowd.
Ace Scorpio: Vile Vince Viper has once again pulled the wool over the eyes of his grandson, who is now going to town on the world champion!
Jax Carver: Spike immediately changing his loyalties. He's a very complicated young man.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo turning a scary shade of purple. I'm not sure if his spleen just landed on our desk.
Jax Carver: If that's his spleen its better out than in.
MONSTER POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: HERE COMES THE INDUSTRIAL MAN CHARGING OUT OF THE BACK!!!
Jax Carver: He acts brave for a robot, but I think the mining glove could destroy him too.
Ace Scorpio: Before Attila Balan can make the save, Spike Nelson with another VICIOUS ROUNDHOUSE PUNCH - sends the corpse of our champion flying through the air like a Frisbee to the outside.
Kneeling down, Attila Balan cradles the beaten Buster Friendly. In the ring, king of snakes slowly crawls up the ropes, standing next to his grandson.
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...Hi folksss... The Manhattan Project... Adrian Tanner... Andrew Karnage... Roscoe Law... Matthew X... The fucking Shirosss... back in 2009 we had a historic run in the HARDKORE FRANK MARANO JR. TOURNAMENT taking out the best and the brightest of your sad little pond... politics kept us from a happy ending. Back then guys like the FreakAngelsss and Ssshootfighter weren't even a factor... now they're the best you got. Dessspite the injustice experienced that night, I still managed to win The FRANK a few years later with the Arizona Assassssssin... but my grandson was left high and dry.
So... There's no easy way to say this... SSSWAT... you're fucked.
And speaking of fucking...
You're looking at...
BETTER THAN SEX
WITH
VILE VINCE VIPER
AND
SSSPIKE NELSSSON
Spike Nelson: Your 2018 Anzac Cup winners!
[Better Than Sex soak in a chorus of boos, while on the floor bellow them, Funny Business stares up. If the robot could know feelings, there would be sheer hatred in his ocular receptacles. The ACW Heavyweight champion looking more dead than alive.]
ACE SCORPIO: WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED!!!!! THIS IS TOTAL INSANITY TAKING PLACE HERE IN ACW!!!!!
JAX CARVER: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!!!! THE LANDSCAPE OF ACW HAS FOREVER BEEN CHANGED HERE TONIGHT. FOLKS WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!!!!![/B]
COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA ACW PRESENTS TO YOU..................THE RETURN OF .............
THE SLAIN ASYLUM!
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