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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:34:12 GMT -5
The camera opens up to pyro going off at the top of the stage as red and blue lights circle around the arena. The lights begin to flicker as a large ACW banner drops down with a spotlight focused on the center of the logo. As the lights go out, smoke begins to roll over the top of the stage.
Left, right, straight ahead Theres no way out, you're dead Left, right, straight ahead Theres no way out, you're dead
Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
The madness here has locked you up And now your perfect world is fucked It's taken root inside your mind Run, child, run Run for your life
You don't know now who you are You don't know now what love is for The mirror face you see is strange There's no one here to share your pain
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin Knock knock, knock knock
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin
Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
No one here can tell you which direction Is the right one to take Child, for heaven's sake
Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
No one here to tell you who is good or bad Don't make a mistake Child, for heaven's sake
Time and again, you've kept me out And hardened up your heart in doubt The me inside your second skin Has got you thinkin' once again
When I possess your soul, I'll say things And use you as my personal plaything The time will come, I'll dull your senses If you don't stop, this game is endless
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin Knock knock, knock knock
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin
Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
No one here can tell you which direction Is the right one to take Child, for heaven's sake
Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
No one here to tell you who is good or bad Don't make a mistake You're in the labyrinth You're in the labyrinth
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin Knock knock, knock knock
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin
Knock knock Let me in Let me be your secret sin
Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
No one here can tell you which direction Is the right one to take Child, for heaven's sake Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth
Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead No one here to tell you who is good or bad Don't make a mistake Child, for heaven's sake
Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead
No one here can tell you which direction Is the right one to take Child, for heaven's sake Left, right, straight ahead You're in the labyrinth
Left, right, straight ahead Left, right, straight ahead No one here to tell you who is good or bad Don't make a mistake
Left, right, straight ahead There's no way out, you're dead Left, right, straight ahead Theres no way out, you're dead
Ace Scorpio: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to ACWs ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY right here in DALLAS,TEXAS at the AMERICAN AIRLINES CENTER. Many thought wed never come this far but were all about proving the world wrong.
Jax Carver: Everything here in Dallas sure is bigger! If partying here in the big D is wrong lord almighty I never want to be right again!
Ace Scorpio: What a card we have tonight. We have multiple debuts on the biggest stage of them all. We have the debuting ERIC DANE as he looks to further push down the former ACW champion PSYCHOTIC GOTH. Eric has been throwing some heavy trash talk out there but will he be able to back it up in the center of the ring?
Jax Carver: My money is on Goth, but the smart money always is.
Ace Scorpio: We have HELLS BOUNCER taking on DAMIAN PAYNE in what could be considered a possible hardcore title match. With this infusion of talent from the West Coast you never know what Stefan Slain will have up his sleep.
Jax Carver: Isnt everything here hardcore? I know my porn channels dont even live up to the hype these days.
Ace Scorpio: Also we have AKIRA RAZOR taking on MATTHEW MULLINS in a match of two more new talents to ACW. Stefan has looked around the country and bringing in everyone and anyone with a pulse.
Jax Carver: Razor eh? Isnt that the guy with the toothpick?
Ace Scorpio: We have contract vs contract In a rematch a year in the making between KGB member CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNEDY as he takes on DARK PHOENIX where the winner will take over one mans contract. Well in the case of CSK if he wins the contract of Phoenix belongs to him.
Jax Carver: ACW is going to lose a tremendous asset here tonight. Love or hate either one of these men or both, itll be sad to watch one leave.
Ace Scorpio: And we have PHOENIX taking on TIMELESS ALEX TURNER in what could be a show stealer and match of the year. Something has to give in this match.
Jax Carver: This could be a bad night for the Phoenix family.
Ace Scorpio: If thats not enough to wet your whistle we have new talent GRAY ZEE taking on BISHOP and DAVID BRICKHEART along with newcomer DRAVAKA DRIMSTONE.
Jax Carver: I must say this match already disappoints me. I was looking forward to learning so much about these four men and I dont think any one of them has made it to the arena here tonight. Dont you just love NO SHOWS!!!!!! Gray Zee is the only one I have any video on. Something tells me this man is going to kill the other three.
Ace Scorpio: In a match that could be one mans farewell, KILROY EVANS takes on the leader of the KGB THE MAD DOG SOUTTER.
Jax Carver: My money is on Soutter to wipe the mat with Kilroy and put the guy out of his misery. Soutter has trained hard for this match while Kilroy is pulling the silent act. Someone needs to tell him its 2018, not 1996 and Sting wants his gimmick back.
Ace Scorpio: JAMES FIERCE looks to take home some gold as he squares off against the International Heavyweight champion THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILA BALAN.
Jax Carver: Balan is a mad mad on the rise and we all know I have the back of James Fierce but you cant deny the talent of Balan. I predict this will be the match of the night if not one of them.
Ace Scorpio: And then
.in a match of Stefan Slains choosing, we will have VILE VINCE VIPER looking to take away the ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP from BEELZEBOZO. My gut tells me this is going to be a sick and twisted match beyond anything weve ever seen.
Jax Carver: These two men had a wild ending to the night in Washington D.C. so you can only imagine what tonight will have in store.
Ace Scorpio: Folks in just a moment were going to send it down to the ring in our opening match. Tag team DOUBLE JEOPARDY as THE BLOOD BROTHERS take on TEAM FAIRTEX as well as MARCUS WHITE AND DOC WILSON along with THE OVERLORDS and THE OMALLYS. The winning team will receive a first round bye in the ANZAC CUP while the losing team will not be allowed to participate this year.
Jax Carver: Team Fairtex has everything to lose as the defending cup winners. I cant wait to see what happens!
Ace Scorpio: Well be back shortly with the opening match of the evening. But first, just before we went on the air our cameras caught some earlier footage. Take a look for yourselves.
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:34:37 GMT -5
[Just outside the American Airlines Centre, the sun is starting to set, leaving a sky a deep purple. Thick clouds suggest a heavy storm on the horizon. Down in the parking lot, the whirlwind has arrived. Fans that come across this explosive meeting, latecomers to the larger show, are quick to hurry on, not wanting to get caught up in the ensuing chaos.]
[Lightning crashes.]
[With their backs to the AAC, a dozen of the rougher Backyard elements - disgusting fraternity brothers, unlicensed horror movie ripoffs, and flat earth philosophers - create a wall. In the middle of this grotesque entourage is Vile "Vince" Viper. The SWAT Heel of the Year, Backyard promoter, and this evening's title challenger, stands next to a former Dog Faced Boy. Jojo appears to have been shaved. The only part of this pathetic creature still covered in fur is his wrists which have been tied together with duct tape. Dick move, that.]
[Thunder.]
[Opposite this freakshow, stand a diverse group that include strong men, tattooed ladies, dwarfs, Fiji mermaids, carnies, human oddities one and all, The Menagerie. All incredibly well paid by Luchian Inc., making the starving Backyard workers wonder if this army has grown soft? Pushing past some lion tamers, ACW Heavyweight champion "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly pulls along FlatEarther #4 who appears to have been turned into a giant chicken similar to Olga Baclanova at the end of Freaks. Spoiler alert. Though it might just be a giant chicken costume designed to restrict FlatEarther's movements. We will never know. He also appears to have been mistreated.]
Stefan Slain: What the hell is this!?
[Shoving his way to the heart of this gathering is Atlantic Coast founder, who seems a little horrified in thinking that the company will celebrate its anniversary with a contest between these two men.]
Vile "Vince" Viper: Hostage exchange.
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: Its pretty obvious. You got a drinking problem Slain? Feel free to share... the booze not the backstory.
Stefan Slain: Why the hell are you exchanging hostages?
Vile "Vince" Viper: It seems like all the cool storylines this year involved kidnapping, so we're just paying tribute. Also negotiating the terms of our match tonight. Slain get over on the backyard ssside.
Stefan Slain: For the last time I'm not a backyard worker!
Vile "Vince" Viper: Not with that attitude. Fine. Beasley, lets make it a piranha match, and I'll throw in the pillow we made out of Jojo's coat.
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: Nah, the water washes away my face paint. Plus, you know the rule in showbusiness, never work with children or animals.
Stefan Slain: I was thinking of sticking you two in a purist's dream match, so we could all bask in your natural abilities.
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly <ignoring Slain>: King of the Road?
Vile "Vince" Viper: My truck or yours? <sneer> Chamber of Horrorsss?
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: Too close to that damned straight jacket match. Kennel from hell? No, thst violates my own rules.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Real sensssitive. Good House Keeping match?
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: I think we both know were going to be stabbing each other with mops before the evening is over, we dont need to advertise it. Arkansas Hog Pen match?
Stefan Slain: THIS IS NOT BACKYARD!
Vile "Vince" Viper: Not with that attitude. <shakes head> Blindfold crocodile match.
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: Have you ever tried to blindfold a crocodile.
Vile "Vince" Viper: ..........no. <snapping fingers> COAL MINER'SSS GLOVE MATCH!
Stefan Slain: We're celebrating our FIRST anniversary, not our FIFTIETH. How god damned old are you?
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: A coal miner's glove match...
Stefan Slain: No. Just no! I'm the one adding stipulations around here! If I want it to be a Texas death match...
[Local crowd pops for Texas reference.]
Stefan Slain: ...then its going to be a Texas death match! This is MY show!
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...You know what would help put Beasssley here down for a ten count?
"Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly: A coal miner's glove!
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...a coal minersssssssssss glove.
Stefan Slain: Jesus. We'll make it a coffin...
Champion & Challenger nodding at one another then in unison: A coal miner's glove match.
Stefan Slain: For fuck's sake...
[Having come to an understanding, the ACW Heavyweight Champion and Royal Rumble winners go their separate ways, leaving Stefan Slain to nurse his growing ulcer. They also leave Jojo and the Flatearther behind, seemingly forgetting them.]
Stefan Slain: ...they'll bury us all.
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:34:56 GMT -5
V/O: HEY KIDS! IT'S BEELZEBOZO TIME! [Sitting on his throne in a dimly lit big top, Beelzebozo is silent. All around him is bustle and activity as varius members of the Menagerie swarm around, preparing for the big day. The King of the Vagabonds sips whiskey absentmindedly, staring off into nothingness. A bearded lady approaches with a clipboard.] BL: Buster? Hey, boss? [Beelze locks eyes with her.] BL: You're alpointment is here. BF: What was that again? BL: An interview about tonight's match. [The Clown Prince of Chaos lets out a sigh.] BF: let's get this over with.
VAW: Hey fans, my name is blah blah blah, and I am here with the ACW heavyweight champion, Beelzebozo, Buster Friendly. Buster, you have what many fans are calling a dream match tonight, as you take on the legendary Vile "Vince" Viper. Do you have any thoughts on this match?
BF: Dream match? More like a nightmare. This is the kind of match that shortens careers....maybe even shortens lives. Vile is the only member of the roster that is a match for me.
VAW: Yes, he certainly has a history of violence and brutality.
BF: No, I am not talking about anything that ..... base. You see, you have me all wrong. Everybody does. Yes, I am violent. I am brutal. I am even a great wrestler. But those are just things I can do.....they aren't who I am.
VAW: and who are you if not a wrestler?
BF: At my core.....I'm an artist. That is what I am. Who I am. They say anything can be used as an artistic medium...and they are right. I have an unusual method of expression, but I am still just releasing my artistic side. Some people use paints, pencils, marble, charcoal, steel.....I use violence. The way another artist may use oils....I use chaos. Because chaos is the only true beauty in this world....
VAW: Would you care to elaborate?
BF: Paint fades....words are forgotten....statues crumble....but chaos is forever. Chaos changes a person at a fundemental level. When the system is ordered and everything is running like a well oiled machine...complacency sets in. People get soft and lazy. But throw in a monkey wrench? A fly in the ointment? Now you have something special.
BF: people need rules and structure, but those very rules become their own prisons. They float through life, feeling safe, feeling secure, but also feeling bored. Nobody told them.how boring it would all be. So they seek out excitement, but it isn't real. That rollercoaster is a cheap thrill. That movie you are watching gives a surface level chill, but you know the main kid will live at the end...the test audience sanitized it for you long ago. So at the end of the day, people are safe, and bored, and why even be alive at that point?
BF: That's where I come in.....because chaos changes all that. When you truly don't know what is coming next....that is when you are really alive. The unpredictability makes you strong. Gives you purpose.
BF: I break the system down in my portrait of chaos, my symphony of terror, my monument to pain.....
BF: .....and that is art.
BF: I look around SWAT and all I see are people who are dead.....they just don't know it. What inside them is burning enough to keep their sole sustained? They are all so generic.....so safe.....so boring....
BF: I turn on my TV, I look at my computer screen, I watch from the back...and what do I see? Nothing memorable. Sure, they may be great wrestlers. They may be tough guys. But where is the art? Where is the creativity? Where is the LIFE?
BF: Turn on any SWAT promo and what is there? Some big guy in a forge, listening to heavy metal music and making promises he can't possibly keep? Some musclebound oaf talking about demons and devils? A bunch of people cursing and swearing because they think it makes them sound tough? All this stuff does is put me to sleep. They have no heart. They have no creative spirit. They are soulless husks, animated by flimsy strings, and the marrionette is asleep at the wheel.
BF: But Vile "Vince" Viper? Now there is a man after my own heart. He is something that enthralls me. I don't know what he is going to say next, and as a result, I hang on his every word. He is the only man here as alive as I am. Wherever Vile goes, chaos follows in his wake.....and that is beautiful...
BF: But Vile "Vince" Viper....there is only room for one artist here in ACW. You thought your latest artistic project, the destruction of Anonymoose, would give you an edge against me? Quite the opposite....
BF: Viper, you are not my adversary....you are my muse. You have inspired my masterpiece.....your total destruction. I am bringing my artist's soul to that ring, and I will construct works of art not seen since the Rennaissance. I will paint portraits out of your agony...chisel sculptures from your suffering....I will draw and I will mend and I will construct a mural of pain....and then I will sing to you....I will sing....a Whiskey Lullaby....
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:35:15 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex is walking down a corridor when a Reporter comes up to them.)
Reporter: "Team Fairtex what are your thoughts about the Double Jeopardy Match."
Tong Fairtex: "What's there to say, but the fact that in a matter of moments....."
Phantam Fairtex: "Which happen to be growing quite short I might add......"
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah they are ticking away aren't they. Anyway, we know that for all the teams in the match it's going to be quite high and the stakes are going to be raised. We know there's going to be all out war in the ring and we're going to be more than ready for it."
Phantam Fairtex: "No doubt about it."
Reporter: "You know the Anzac Cup is coming up fast."
Tong Fairtex: "Thank you Captain Obvious for your inquiring question. Yeah the Anzac Cup is coming up fast and we know this match is kind of a momentum builder. We know the stakes for that are high being we're the champions and everyone's going to try to knock us off the pedestal. That's why we're more than ready for this match."
Phantam Fairtex: "So who do we start off with Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "Let him be the one who picks a team."
Reporter: "Let's start off with Marcus and Doc Wilson......"
(Tong glares at Phantam before he can burst out laughing and Phantam clears his throat.)
Tong Fairtex: "Why should we even mention them and the Anzac Cup or this match in the same breath. They aren't even worthy to carry anyone's jock or even look at patients in an ER room let alone be in a wrestling ring. They're just a token team who probably got lucky, because they helped patch up wrestlers who were injured in their matches and Stefan felt sorry for them or the president was desperate for someone to fill the match with teams. No matter they're going to be losers no matter how many questions in this match Alex Trebek throws at them."
Phantam Fairtex: "Fuck if they manage to stay in the match is a miracle unto itself let alone win is going to be quite a feat or miracle."
Reporter: "Ooookay. How about the Overlords."
Tong Fairtex: "Mystery team with a good possible chance to win if they bothered to show up. I know they will and they will put up a good fight despite their names coming from some sci-fi novel or bad b-movie. Overlords despite what we said we still have some level of respect for you and your abilities. That's a lot more we said about the first team we talked about. You could beat us and maybe not and the thing is it depends on you."
Phantam Fairtex: "Overlords you're good but in the end you're going to come up a wee bit short of a victory."
Reporter: "How about The O'Malley's."
(Team Fairtex smiles at the possibility of facing them.)
Tong Fairtex: "We like the O'Malley's, because they have proven to be tough and prepared for anything just like us. Now a battle between to brother teams is going to be quite interesting and the ringsiders are truly anticipating this potential Double Jeopardy match up as we are. We're ready for Anthony and Marcus O'Malley and they're extreme and hardcore attack....."
Phantam Fairtex: "Being he's been Hardkore World and we both wrestled in XPW tell the story about us being ready for them. The O'Malley's are going to be in for one hell of a fight....No I stand corrected....One hell of a war in this Double Jeopardy Match. This is going to be an interesting battle between brothers. It's going to be brothers against brothers. In fact, more like brothers vs. identical twins one of which is the Face of SWAT."
(Phantam poses but composes himself again as Tong clears his throat.)
Reporter: "Then there's the team that defeated you The Blood Brothers."
Tong Fairtex: "You must have been fed a bunch of Trump's shitty tweets about fake news. The Blood Brothers, Julius and Lucius Blood, never and I mean ever defeated us and never ever did defeat us. You see they're just bragging because they NEARLY defeated us. They just let they're egos get in the way of their foggy brains. They just think that because they took us to the limit means they can brag about something that didn't happen."
Phantam Fairtex: "You see their cloaks must be choking them or maybe the moonlit skies turned them into werewolves and they can't remember who they ate for dinner. Well Blood Brothers it's going to be time to put up or shut up and believe me we're going to be the ones who do it again. It's going to be more brutal and more painful for you and you'll see why we're not just the Anzac Cup but why we're going to be the winners of this Double Jeopardy Match coming up in a few moments. They'll be no doubt who will have the momentum and it's going to be us."
Tong Fairtex: "Now if you or the other teams with the exception of the O'Malleys don't like that. You're not excellent or worthy to be the best or excellent. Let's go bro and get our business done in the ring."
Phantam Fairtex: "Let's do this mano a mano and man to man in hand to hand combat bro. Let's go and I'm right beside you bro."
(They leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:35:55 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex is walking down a corridor when a Reporter comes up to them.)
Reporter: "Team Fairtex what are your thoughts about the Double Jeopardy Match."
Tong Fairtex: "What's there to say, but the fact that in a matter of moments....."
Phantam Fairtex: "Which happen to be growing quite short I might add......"
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah they are ticking away aren't they. Anyway, we know that for all the teams in the match it's going to be quite high and the stakes are going to be raised. We know there's going to be all out war in the ring and we're going to be more than ready for it."
Phantam Fairtex: "No doubt about it."
Reporter: "You know the Anzac Cup is coming up fast."
Tong Fairtex: "Thank you Captain Obvious for your inquiring question. Yeah the Anzac Cup is coming up fast and we know this match is kind of a momentum builder. We know the stakes for that are high being we're the champions and everyone's going to try to knock us off the pedestal. That's why we're more than ready for this match."
Phantam Fairtex: "So who do we start off with Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "Let him be the one who picks a team."
Reporter: "Let's start off with Marcus and Doc Wilson......"
(Tong glares at Phantam before he can burst out laughing and Phantam clears his throat.)
Tong Fairtex: "Why should we even mention them and the Anzac Cup or this match in the same breath. They aren't even worthy to carry anyone's jock or even look at patients in an ER room let alone be in a wrestling ring. They're just a token team who probably got lucky, because they helped patch up wrestlers who were injured in their matches and Stefan felt sorry for them or the president was desperate for someone to fill the match with teams. No matter they're going to be losers no matter how many questions in this match Alex Trebek throws at them."
Phantam Fairtex: "Fuck if they manage to stay in the match is a miracle unto itself let alone win is going to be quite a feat or miracle."
Reporter: "Ooookay. How about the Overlords."
Tong Fairtex: "Mystery team with a good possible chance to win if they bothered to show up. I know they will and they will put up a good fight despite their names coming from some sci-fi novel or bad b-movie. Overlords despite what we said we still have some level of respect for you and your abilities. That's a lot more we said about the first team we talked about. You could beat us and maybe not and the thing is it depends on you."
Phantam Fairtex: "Overlords you're good but in the end you're going to come up a wee bit short of a victory."
Reporter: "How about The O'Malley's."
(Team Fairtex smiles at the possibility of facing them.)
Tong Fairtex: "We like the O'Malley's, because they have proven to be tough and prepared for anything just like us. Now a battle between to brother teams is going to be quite interesting and the ringsiders are truly anticipating this potential Double Jeopardy match up as we are. We're ready for Anthony and Marcus O'Malley and they're extreme and hardcore attack....."
Phantam Fairtex: "Being he's been Hardkore World and we both wrestled in XPW tell the story about us being ready for them. The O'Malley's are going to be in for one hell of a fight....No I stand corrected....One hell of a war in this Double Jeopardy Match. This is going to be an interesting battle between brothers. It's going to be brothers against brothers. In fact, more like brothers vs. identical twins one of which is the Face of SWAT."
(Phantam poses but composes himself again as Tong clears his throat.)
Reporter: "Then there's the team that defeated you The Blood Brothers."
Tong Fairtex: "You must have been fed a bunch of Trump's shitty tweets about fake news. The Blood Brothers, Julius and Lucius Blood, never and I mean ever defeated us and never ever did defeat us. You see they're just bragging because they NEARLY defeated us. They just let they're egos get in the way of their foggy brains. They just think that because they took us to the limit means they can brag about something that didn't happen."
Phantam Fairtex: "You see their cloaks must be choking them or maybe the moonlit skies turned them into werewolves and they can't remember who they ate for dinner. Well Blood Brothers it's going to be time to put up or shut up and believe me we're going to be the ones who do it again. It's going to be more brutal and more painful for you and you'll see why we're not just the Anzac Cup but why we're going to be the winners of this Double Jeopardy Match coming up in a few moments. They'll be no doubt who will have the momentum and it's going to be us."
Tong Fairtex: "Now if you or the other teams with the exception of the O'Malleys don't like that. You're not excellent or worthy to be the best or excellent. Let's go bro and get our business done in the ring."
Phantam Fairtex: "Let's do this mano a mano and man to man in hand to hand combat bro. Let's go and I'm right beside you bro."
(They leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:36:28 GMT -5
(The room is dark and a lone figure is standing silhouette his face only barely noticeable in the darkness. He looks into the camera with an evil and sadistic expression on his face.)
Psychotic Goth: "Tonight is the ACW One Year Anniversary of it's birth and instead of me being the champion to lead ACW to it's destiny. I must get back onto my steed and once again make sure the darkness and evil that was once my reign comes roaring back. I shall once again lead my gothic warriors to victory and destruction of all who stand in my way."
(He pauses and mutters something in a strange dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Tonight I start with one Eric Dane. A so-called Hall of Famer, a so called legend, who claims that he deserves a contract in the ACW. Here is a man, who doesn't think I am a real wrestler, but tell me this oh great legend. If I am not real in your opinion how come you are using quotation symbols and questioning if I am real or not."
(He pauses and cackles sadistically.)
Psychotic Goth: "It's because you are scared of me Eric Dane. It's because you know I am real and I'm like a nightmare that shall be continuing to haunt you forever and ever until your death....."
(He bursts out in a beastly roar and screams in a strange dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "You think you are Great Dane, but all you are is nothing but a piece of trash. A piece of shit that needs to be tossed out into the garbage. You see I am the true premiere force in ACW. I held the ACW Heavyweight Title with great pride and honor and I defended it against anyone in any violent match. Anytime and any place even against Pennywise who's proving to be unworthy to even hold the title let alone defend it."
(He pauses as he looks into the camera a satanic gleam shines red in his eyes as he laughs.)
Psychotic Goth: "Yes Eric when we step through those ropes and do battle. You shall see this very satanic gleam come into my eyes that even you can't stop not even with a cross and holy water. I shall beat you down and I shall show you and Stefan Slain what ACW has unleashed upon them as you attempt to gain a contract but only for futile not......"
(Psychotic Goth comes closer to the camera the red satanic gleam in his eyes is still there as he continues to laugh.)
Psychotic Goth: "Eric Dane you shall see what I truly am as I release the beast within me and my tortured soul consumes you. You will wish that you hadn't come to ACW and decided to go somewhere else and collect your pension and fatten your retirement account. You'll wish you had more than enough in your IRA or 401K to keep you out of the ring forever old man. Yet it is too late now to back out of this match while you had the chance."
(He screams into the camera like an angry demon.)
Psychotic Goth: "Eric you shall be crushed by gothic forces as shall your warriors. Your final battle comes in a matter of moments and you shall see what I really have in the ring. Bring your best skills in combat and I shall be bringing more than enough of mine into combat. There's going to be no give or take until one of us is pinned or forced to submit."
(Psychotic Goth's eyes grow even more maniacal.)
Psychotic Goth: "You see I never changed a thing about myself and you know why? I never changed my look because it's who I really am. You see Eric while everyone loves a good fad and a good trend. I stayed true to myself and I never changed a thing, because I would be hypocritical and betraying myself and I never do that. You'll find out my fury and rage. You'll find out why I am Psychotic Goth, 'The Psychotic One,' 'King of the Goths' and 'Satan's Chosen Warrrior.' There shall be no denying it and there shall be no mistaking that as I finish you off no matter how long I have to take to do so. You shall be no more."
(He bellows and says something in a strange dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "WELCOME......TO.......ACW.......AND GOODBYE.....ERIC DANE......AND......WELCOME.....TO......YOUR......DEATH!"
(The camera suddenly goes dark as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:37:23 GMT -5
ACE SCORPIO: And now we go from the chaotic tag team mess to the psychotic. Psychotic Goth that is as he looks to shut the mouth up of newcomer Eric Dane. Eric seems to have balls of steal as hes called out the entire company for the most part and showing no fear. If he can get a in tonight over Psychotic Goth he will for sure have made a name for himself here in ACW.
JAX CARVER: I would never put my money on anybody over Psychotic Goth but these past few months hes been on some sort of downward spiral. The good news for Dane is Goth is prime for the picking. The bad news for Dane
Goth has been losing a lot of matches and hes going to be super livid and more uncontrollable then ever.
Welcome to your death by Annihilator begins to play throughout the arena. Evil green mist bellows out of the ring entrance as a woman screams and Psychotic Goth laughing maniacally as "Welcome To Your Death" by Annihilator plays and Vampira leads Psychotic Goth to ringside in chains while holding Psychotic Goth's homemade weapon. He ignores the ringsiders and stops at the ring for Vampira to unlock the chains and Psychotic Goth rubs his wrists hard as he climbs the ringsteps and enters the ring and stands in his corner. He slowly takes off his trenchcoat and jewelry before he lowers his head and raises his arms before throwing his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks looking and snarling like a demonic maniac crazed and intimidating as he is given his homemade weapon and he caresses it before placing it in his corner for Vampira to hold until it's time for Psychotic Goth to use it.
ACE SCORPIO: I cant tell what Goth has in his hands tonight. It looks like a fire extinguisher with a snake wrapped around it. Then again it could be a barbed wire chain around it for all we know.
JAX CARVER: Well Eric Dane is about to make his debut on the biggest show of 2018 so far and after what he did last month to Tong Fairtex and Balan in D.C., this guy appears ready for the big time.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first, he weighs in at 235 pounds from THE DEPTHS OF HELL, hes accompanied to the ring by VAMPIRA hes a former ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, he is PSYCHOTICCCCCCCCCCC GOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
And introducing his opponent making his ACW debut. He weighs in at 240 pounds, from NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA he is THE ONLY STAR
. ERICCCCCCCC DANEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The devil beneath my feet from Marilyn Manson plays as a hush falls over the crowd as they await the arrival of the newest monster to ACW. The lights flicker on and off when suddenly Eric is in the ring standing behind Psychotic Goth. He grabs him by the shoulders and spins him around staring at him face to face.
DING DING DING
ACE SCORPIO: Were underway in a match that could be most surprising to many people here tonight. Eric has already shown himself to be very boisterous. It takes balls to sneak up on Psychotic Goth and get in his face.
JAX CARVER: This man is either more psychotic then Goth himself, or hes done more cocaine then even Stefan Slain could ever dream of. Then again maybe hes got a death wish and getting his ass beat is his fetish.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth motions for Eric to get closer to him. Eric stares at Goth face to face, eye to eye and nose to nose and gives him both fingers to the face. Dane smiles and then spits at Psychotic Goth and tells him hes about to become Danes bitch.
JAX CARVER: The fans let out a loud oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh. The ACW fans arent used to seeing someone try to punk out Goth. Eric has no care in the world right now.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth doesnt even wipe the spit off his face. Instead hes becoming angrier, you can see the fists clinching and the veins popping out. Eric is pushing Goth to a whole new level and weve not even started any physical contact yet.
JAX CARVER: Ever since Vampira was kidnapped last fall its really fucked with his head and it feels like something is missing, but then again theres a lot missing when it comes to Goth.
ACE SCORPIO: Eric is still up in Goths face and once again calls him his bitch. Dane puts his hand in the face of Goth and shoves him back piefacing him. Goth grabs the wrist and bites the fingers of Eric Dane now who lets out a howl.
JAX CARVER: Biting, spitting, sounds like a wild night in a Vegas whore house or at least in my bedroom.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth reaches back and pops Dane with a hard right hand knocking him onto his ass. Goth now laying in the boots as he takes off his spiked leather belt and starts beating Dane with it repeatedly across the chest and back area.
JAX CARVER: I love a good spanking but spiked belts are just going a little over board.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth drops down over Dane and grabs him by the neck and starts choking him and slamming his head into the mat repeatedly. Headbutt after headbutt now followed by Goth rolling that belt around his right hand and just driving it into the face of Eric Dane.
JAX CARVER: Dane is laughing!!!!! The more hes being beaten the louder hes laughing. These two men are fucking crazy. Could you imagine if they teamed up together? Ive never seen anyone other then Psychotic Goth laugh during an ass beating.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth now stands up and starts stomping on that right hand of Eric Dane and then starts stomping on his chest and his throat. Those steel toed boots are going to do some career threatening damage to Dane if hes not careful.
JAX CARVER: Dane wanted to call out the big dogs, well he just got one of the biggest to take him on.
ACE SCORPIO: The fans beginning to clap their hands in approval of the brutality theyre seeing.
PSY CHOTIC PSY CHOTIC PSY CHOTIC PSY CHOTIC PSY CHOTIC
JAX CARVER: Is it possible that Stefan Slain has knocked up thousands of women and these fans and these fans are his children?
ACE SCORPIO: Goth pulls Dane up and shoots him into the ropes, he raises that loaded boot but Dane side steps him, bounces off the other side of the ropes, ducks a clothesline and bounces off the ropes again and jumps up hitting a hurricanranna and takes the psychotic one down.
JAX CARVER: Damnnnnnn! Someone showed that old dog new tricks. This long time ring veteran doesnt look to have any ring rust and pulled that out of the fountain of youth.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth quickly to his feet, Dane charges at him and gets back dropped over the top rope. Both men exchanging punches as Eric stands on the ring apron. Goth throws a right hand, Dane ducks and holds the top rope and lands a stiff kick to the side of Goths head. The former champ staggers back a little bit.
JAX CARVER: This is a huge stepping stone for the winner. And right now the boys in the back are dying to see what Dane can do.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane climbs the turnbuckles and jumps of, he grabs the arm of Psychotic Goth in mid air and goes for some in air arm drag but Goth holds on and tosses him up in the air. Dane lands on his feet and ducks a clothesline, off the ropes Dane goes and leaps up, tilt a whirl by Dane sends Goth onto his back as he rolls to the corner of the ring. Goth gets up to his feet quickly and Dane grabs his crotch while arching back and making a gesture towards the former champion.
JAX CARVER: Goth pounds his fists on the turnbuckle. Hes not used to being shown up or disrespected. It may be time to change the game plan. Dane came here tonight with his work boots on.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane charges towards Psychotic Goth who spears him almost right out of his boots. Dane takes a hard hit to the mat. Goth stands him up, wraps the chain around his fist and knocks Eric right back onto his ass.
JAX CARVER: You can see a bit of blood beginning to trickle down Danes head about now.
ACE SCORPIO: Psychotic Goth grabs Dane and hiptosses him half way across the ring. Goth now charges Dane who rolls out of the way and Goth goes flying through the ropes and lands on the concrete floor. Dane to his feet, runs off the ropes and connects with a baseball slide sending Goth into the steel guardrail.
JAX CARVER: Balan better take notice as well as the rest of this roster. You know Tong and Balan both are going to want a piece of this guy.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane looks towards Vampira and tells her to come into the ring and feel what a real man has for precious jewels. Vampira looks like shes going to gag.
JAX CARVER: Id not fuck with Goths girl, that could spend the end of his ACW career.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane shoots himself off the ropes and runs across the ring, grabs the top rope and hurls himself up and over the rope doing a senton bomb onto Psychotic Goth as both men land on the concrete floor.
JAX CARVER: Oh shit, Dane is in the devils playground now!
ACE SCORPIO: Goth instantly sits up as he feels no pain out of that. But wait a second, Dane has just sat up. Both men holding their wrists but sitting up and staring at one another. Its like looking a clone of Psychotic Goth. I think Dane is messing with his head.
JAX CARVER: This man is matching strength for strength and pain tolerance for pain tolerance with Psychotic Goth and the former champion is appearing frustrated by this.
ACE SCORPIO: Both men to their feet and its Eric Dane hitting Muy Thai style kick after Muy Thai style kick to the left leg of Psychotic Goth. Dane is using Goths own set of moves against him.
JAX CARVER: Eric is playing a very dangerous game right now and hes showing all of his cards early on in the match.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane picks up Goth and powerbombs him over the guard rail and into a set of fans who quickly move as Goth hits the chairs. Goth though pops up to his feet. Dane reaches over the guard rail and grabs Goth by the the neck and whips him over the guard rail and then throws him head first into the ring post several times.
JAX CARVER: You can see a look of surprise on many of the fans faces. Theyre not used to seeing Goth treated this way and to be honest I never would have expected it myself.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane now hits Muy Thai kick after Muy Thai kick on Goth stealing his playbook. He now grabs Goth by the head and rans it into the ring post several times and then goes back to the Muy Thai style kicks, each kick harder than the last as Goths head bounces off the ring post and falls face first onto the concrete floor.
Jax Carver: Vampira looking on in a state of shock. Her man is getting his ass tore up an Dane seems to becoming more confident with each move delivered.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane walking around and lifts up the ring apron, he pulls out a few monitors and cable wires along with a baseball bat and a trash can. He hurls a monitor towards Psychotic Goth and then places the trash can over his head. Dane takes the baseball bat and takes a hard swing at the can.
JAX CARVER: ITS A HOME RUN!!!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Dane turns towards the fans and raises the bat in the air and screams WHOS MY BITCH!!!! GOTH IS MY BITCH!!!!!!
JAX CARVER: The fans are chanting YOUR DANES BITCH
..YOUR DANES BITCH
Talk about a complete lack of disrespect to the former champion.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane reaches back and takes another swing with the bat.
JAX CARVER: ITS ANOTHER HOME RUN!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Goth staggering around and Dane hits a superkick. Goth drops down to one knee with the garbage can still around his head. A spinning back heel kick to the garbage can but Goth wont go down! Hes still on one knee.
JAX CARVER: If Dane did his homework hes going to see youll have to kill Goth or come close to killing him if you expect to beat him.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane takes a few moments to talk trash to the fans and pose before stealing someones beer and drinking it and then tosses the cup back in their face.
JAX CARVER: I guess it wasnt a microbrew.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane grabs Goth and drags him head first along the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring. He tosses the garbage can in the ring for good measure. Dane climbs up the turnbuckles and comes off with a double stomp, Goth rolls out of the way and Dane stays on his feet.
JAX CARVER: Vampira looking on with just a small amount of worry on her face right now, shes not liking what shes seeing.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane goes for a clothesline, Goth ducks and lifts him up for a chokeslam and connects. Goth putting the boots to Dane, picks him up and hits a powerbomb. Goth once again wraps that spiked belt around his fists and lays into Eric Dane. Hes beating him like the boy on A Christmas Story. All thats missing is the bleeped out swear words. Goth just clubbing Dane with fist after fist swinging them back and forth.
JAX CARVER: Goth becoming possessed with each and every fist shot. The blood is no longer trickling, Dane is completely busted wide open.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth now choking Dane and pulls him up by the throat. Dane spits something in the face of Psychotic Goth and drops down rolling across the ring and under the bottom rope. Goth wipes his eyes for a few moments and follows after Dane.
JAX CARVER: Eric has Goth fairly well scouted it would seem, but how much scouting was there available for Goth on Dane?
ACE SCORPIO: Goth with that spiked belt around his fist still pops Dane who lands on his back on the concrete. Goth grabs a steel chair and nails Eric with it not once, but twice, make it three times across the back and the neck. Goth now dragging Dane across the ring apron head first and places the garbage can over his head and grabs the baseball bat taking a few shots in return.
JAX CARVER: These two are such a mirror reflection of each other its scary.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth pulls back with that bat and swings it hard into the trash can, and he swings it a second time, make that three times, holy shit its four times, stop the madness!!! FIVE BASEBALL SWING SHOTS to the back of the head in the garbage can. If Dane wasnt messed up before the will be now.
JAX CARVER: To be fair both men were already pre fucked up in the head. This just isnt going to help matters in the future.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth digs around under the ring and pulls out a toaster. He smashes it on the back of Dane as the fans begin to chant LEGO MY EGGO
..LEGO MY EGGO
.LEGGO MY EGGO.
JAX CARVER: These fans are just sick!
ACE SCORPIO: Goth now grabs the ring steps and sets them on top of the chest of Eric Dane and sits on them. Now Goth is back to his feet and picks up the ring steps and starts driving them into the chest o Eric Dane.
JAX CARVER: Dane wanted the attention of the baddest man here in ACW, well this is the price hes got to pay.
ACE SCORPIO: Psychotic Goth grabs a chair and throws it into the ring and then sends Eric Dane in as well. Goth throws another chair in and enters the ring placing one in the turnbuckles in the far corner. Goth grabs Dane and send him head first into the corner but Dane reverses it, Goth stops right at the ropes, Dane charges after him, Goth sidesteps and throws Dane head first into the steel chair.
JAX CARVER: Goth was ready for that and Dane after starting off dominating earlier in this match has now become Goths bitch one would think.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth has had enough and drops down for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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JAX CARVER: Kick out by Dane who is staying alive , staying alive. UH UH UH UH STAYINNNNNNNG ALIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE.
ACE SCORPIO: What in the hell is wrong with you?
JAX CARVER: Dude did you have any of the catering? Thats some bomb ass coke brother!
ACE SCORPIO: Goth picks up Dane and throws his ass out of the ring, but Dane lands on his feet. Hes walking around now trying to clear out the cobwebs but he wont have much time. Goth leaves the ring but gets met with a monitor to the gut. Dane takes the ropes and wraps them between Goths legs and yanks up as hard as he can for several minutes.
JAX CARVER: My god, Dane is trying to castrate Psychotic Goth!
ACE SCORPIO: Eric sets up a steel chair and picks up Goth and drops him nuts first over the top of the steel chair. Vampira covers her eyes as Goth lets out a monsterous howl. Dane comes back with a pair of numbchucks. He kicks Goth in the nuts and wraps them around his neck and hits a snap mare before driving the numbchucks into the back of Goth repeatedly.
JAX CARVER: Eric Dane was kung fu fighting
.Goth ran as fast as lightning.
ACE SCORPIO: You are on one hell of a trip.
JAX CARVER: No, Im just more entertaining then the losers on American Idol this season. They really should have left the show in the graveyard.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane steps back and he spins the numbchucks and goes for a shot to the face, Goth ducks and hits a right hand to Dane knocking him against the ring apron. Goth picks up Dane and walks around the ring and then runs as fast as he can and powerslams Dane onto the steel ring steps.
JAX CARVER: That made me even turn my head. The fans are looking away and you can hear the shrieking in Vampiras voice, shes not happy about that. Psychotic Goth now stands with his arms stretched out and his hair down. This could be the beginning of the end.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth goes to the corner and grabs that fire extinguisher that he brought and he drives it into the forehead of Eric Dane and then sprays it for several seconds in his face. We have a cloud of white powder all over the place.
JAX CARVER: NO SHIT!!!!! I TOLD YOU ITS IN CATERING!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: It looks like Dane is being rolled back into the ring with Goth coming in after him. Goth now wrapping his belt around the throat of Eric Dan and pulling back and yanking on it as hard as he can. The face of Eric Dane turning red.
JAX CARVER: That tends to happen when you yank too hard, or at least so Im told.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth with a few elbows to the face of a bloody Eric Dane. Goth slams him face first to the mat and begins to walk around the ring huffing and puffing like a man possessed. Goth turns around and gets belted with a side kick straight to the teeth by Dane who bounces off the ropes and hits a slingblade!!!!! Spins in mid air and damn near takes the neck off of Psychotic Goth.
JAX CARVER: Goth was trying to hulk up and Dane just blasted Goths ass back to 1985.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth to his feet and gets hit with a second slingblade. Dane runs his hand over his bloody face and licks it before sticking his bloody fingers in Goths mouth! Hes abdullahing Goth before our very eyes.
JAX CARVER: We are so going to get fucking sued for this!
ACE SCORPIO: Dane off the ropes and goes for a third slingblade but Goth ducks and hits a back elbow to the face of Dane who staggers back but then quickly spins around and hits that third slingblade!!!
JAX CARVER: Hiroshi Tanahashi would be so damn proud!
ACE SCORPIO: Dane grabs the official and tosses him to the ground and demands a cover.
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THR
JAX CARVER: Goth gets the shoulder up!
ACE SCORPIO: Dane gets up to his knees and Goth rolls over and his on his knees and tells Dane to bring it. Both men taking turns exchanging fists. Almost two dozen right hands by Eric Dane, Goth is now busted open. His hair hanging down his face but you can see blood dripping on the mat from his head.
JAX CARVER: This is only the second match
.whats going to happen in the main event? A damn blow up doll gets pregnant?
ACE SCORPIO: Dane to his feet bounces off the ropes, Goth jumps up and picks up a leaping Eric Dane and quickly powerslams him into the mat with tremendous force off the carry over. Goth goes for the pin.
ONE
TWO
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THR
JAX CARVER: Dane pushes Goth off of him! Eric Dane stays alive in the match. What a fucking awesome debut from this man.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth to his feet pulls Eric Dane up and grabs him by the throat sending him into the corner. Goth charges, Dane steps out of the way and hits a savate kick as Goth goes towards him. Goth staggers around and takes a second savate kick. The former champion staggering around still trying to shake it off and takes a third savate kick. Dane jumps up and hits a knee to the face. A bloody Goth doubles over and bends down. Dane slaps his knee and goes for a fourth savate kick but Psychotic Grabs the leg in mid air.
JAX CARVER: Dane got greedy and went to the well too many times.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane goes up, Dane goes down. Chokeslam by Goth! Goth picks up Dane and hits a second chokeslam and then a third chokeslam. Goth for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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JAX CARVER: Shoulder up by Eric Dane. Give it up for this guy, hes hanging in there against one of ACWs finest.
ACE SCORPIO: Goth stands up and pulls Dane to his feet.He holds onto his arm and hits one clothesline, make it two clotheslines, three short arm clotheslines, holy shit theres four short arm clotheslines, make it five.
JAX CARVER: Psychotic Goth is in a trance, I dont even know if he has a clue where hes at.
ACE SCORPIO: Six short arm clotheslines by Psychotic Goth, make it seven, now eight, make it nine, ten short arm clotheslines. Eric Dane is in another world right now. Goth lifts up Eric Dane and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Goth climbs the turnbuckles and headbutts Eric Dane. He hits a second headbutt, a third headbutt, four headbutts to Eric Dane who throws a wild punch having no clue where hes at but it connected with the temple of Psychotic Goth.
JAX CARVER: Eric is running on fumes by now, theres no other explanation after the last few minutes of his beating.
ACE SCORPIO: Eric Dane with another right hand, he pulls Goth towards him and starts biting on his neck. Goth screaming out and now Dane throws some powder into the face of Psychotic Goth who falls onto his back. Eric Dane hits a double stomp off the top turnbuckle and goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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THR
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JAX CARVER: Psychotic Goth sits up and Eric Dane smiles as he slaps Goth.
ACE SCORPIO: Dane to his feet waits for Goth, Dane goes for a clothesline, Goth ducks and grabs him by the throat going for a chokeslam, Dane over the back of Goth and jumps up int the air hitting a lung back cracker. Eric Dane grabs the arm of Psychotic Goth and hes going for a triangle choke.
The fans are on their feet as down run the Overlords. They grab Vampira and start to drag her up the aisle. The referee turns is attention to see whats going on when out come Team Fairtex. The four men begin fighting down the aisle. Vampira grabs her throat and gets as far away from the action as possible. Meanwhile the four men slide into the ring and begin to fight one another. Eric Dane drops the triangle choke and blows a mist in the face of Tong Fairtex while the Overlords hit a double powerbomb on Phantam Fairtex and then a double powerbomb on Psychotic Goth. Stefan Slain staggers onto the state with his face covered in a white powder from his forehead to his chin and makes the motion to ring the bell.
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to the interference this match is a NO-CONTEST!!!
JAX CARVER: Thats a crock!! Stefan stumbles, falls, rolls, and staggers his way down the aisle. He whispers something to Frank Salazar before smiling.
Frank Salazar: I have just been informed that due to outside interference, the match has been ended due to referee stoppage. Therefore your winner of the match ERIC THE ONLY STAR DANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: How in the hell do you explain that!!??????!!!!! Goth just got screwed and screwed bad!
JAX CARVER: I guess the referee assumed Goth tapped out before all hell broke loose.
The Overlords, Eric Dane, and the referee quickly leave the ring and help Stefan exit back up the rampway. Vampira, Team Fairtex and a bloody and pissed off Psychotic Goth are all standing in the ring screaming and throwing things up the aisle towards the four men.
ACE SCORPIO: The Overlords already had a target on their back. Team Fairtex has Carolyn V. and as a result their actions may have cost Psychotic Goth his match. Team Fairtex may have just done more harm then good.
JAX CARVER: This chapter between Eric Dane and Psychotic Goth is far from over, hell its just the beginning of what I think just may become one of the bloodiest feuds in ACW for 2018.
The camera shoots back up the aisle where the four men point towards the ring with smiles and begin to laugh.
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AKIRA RAZOR VS MATTHEW MULLINS
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:38:06 GMT -5
Frank Salazar: Introducing first at 380 pounds from Columbus, Ohio this is THE KING OF SHOVEL STYLE
..MATTHEWWWWWWW MULLLLLLLINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!
Invincible by Skillet plays as the arena darkens with red and black spotlights bouncing around. The king comes out raising a shovel above his head as pyro goes off. He makes a peace symbol before walking down to the ring.[/I]
ACE SCORPIO: This is a match of two new talents. We already have Akira Razor in the middle of the ring waiting for his opponent. I have no information on this guy. I left to take a piss and came back and here he was.
JAX CARVER: Im confused as well and I never left. I dont know who this guy is or where he came from or anything. Tried to call the front office but theres no information about him.
DING DING DING
ACE SCORPIO: Both men charge one another with a shoulder block to start the match. Razor bounces backwards just a bit but manages to stay on his feet. The two men talking trash now with neither one budging an inch.
JAX CARVER: The king of shovel style should maybe be called the king of twinkies. Its insane how big this man is.
ACE SCORPIO: Both men bouncing off the ropes, double clothesline this time. Once again Razor staggers and bounces backwards but manages to stay on his feet somehow by nothing but the grace of God. The king of strong style once again tells Razor to show him what hes made of and both men hit the ropes and hit each other with a double clothesline. Razor stumbling and bumbling but hes on his feet.
JAX CARVER: This guy reminds me of PN News. I just hope he doesnt rap.
ACE SCORPIO: Matthew smiles and shrugs and decides that hes had enough and the two men begin to exchange punches. Razor with a kick to the nuts of Mullins and bounces off the ropes but the king of shovel style leaps up in the air and hits a cross body press onto Razor.
JAX CARVER: Im not sure I would or could all that a flying body press his feet barely left the ground. The ring is shaking, the ropes are shaking thats a biggggggg boy. He makes Soutter look like the next lean and cut Mr. Olympia. I think the mad dog is going to lose his title of the big boy on the block.
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins grabs Razor and throws him head first into the corner, Mullins charges over and gets a set of fingers to the eyes. Mullins now staggering back and Razor comes charging over but gets tossed outside the ring by the big man. Mullins leaves the ring and both men are outside on the concrete floor now. A few stiff uppercuts from Mullins delivered to Razor.
JAX CARVER: I keep wanting to sing I feel the earth move
damn 80s pop stars!
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins working on the back of Razor with stiff shots to the center of the spine and then throwing him into the ring apron and a few times into the steel ring post. Razor looking for an escape but the big man slowly stalks him around the ring.
JAX CARVER: Razor must have a piece of chicken or cheese hanging off of him. Mullins could be trouble for some of the guys around here even at his size.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor turns around with another kick to the nuts, a few forearm shots and a headbutt. The king of shovel style bent over and his momentum has stopped. Another headbutt by Razor and then Mullins fires back with a few uppercuts sending Razor stumbling back now.
JAX CARVER: The fans are chanting SUPER SIZED SUPER SIZED SUPER SIZED
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins picks up Razor and wraps him up in a bearhug and drives him back first into the ring post. Mullins now walks up the ring steps and runs well trots across the ring apron and hits a rolling senton onto Razor as they both crash onto the concrete floor.
JAX CARVER: FLY FAT BOY FLY!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins slow to his feet pulls up Razor but Razor manages to shove Mullins back first into the steel ring post. Razor struggles but finally gets Mullins in the ring and goes for a cover.
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JAX CARVER: Mullins must have heard the dinner bell as he literally bench pressed Razor right off of him and into another stratosphere.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor gets up and struggles but manages to sit Mullins up while he drives multiple knee shots to the middle of his back. Razor stuffing his fingers in Mullins mouth and then begins to choke him before finally settling on applying a sleeperhold.
JAX CARVER: Someone tell Mullins catering just restocked in the back hell forget all about this match and Razor should be able to steal a pinfall.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor now biting on the ear of Mullins before finally letting go and driving an elbow into the shoulder blade multiple times.
JAX CARVER: And they call this
..puppppppy lovvvveeeeee.
ACE SCORPIO: What is with you and the singing tonight?
JAX CARVER: I keep telling you, Slain laced catering with some hardcore cocaine I cant help myself. Oh no I feel the temptations coming on!!!!! I want to sing!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Razor driving elbows and fists into the shoulder blades of Mullins. He kicks him square in the jaw and then drops an elbow over his throat. Razor thinks about a pin and then decides to help Mullins up. The king of shovel style sent into the ropes, he trots back and hits modified drop kick to Razors chest.
JAX CARVER: Modified? Its like he ripped ass and the air pressure floated him and he kicked the guy. But you call it as you see it.
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins leaps in the air and sits on Razor and goes for the cover.
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TWO
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T.
JAX CARVER: Mullins must have heard a dinner bell. Razor gets the shoulder up and just to clarify Mullins did nothing associated with leaping. His fat ass just fell and sat down on Razor before the pin.
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins to his feet pulls up Razor who hits a jawbreaker and Mullins shakes the ring as he stumbles backwards. Razor trying to stand on his feet slowly makes his way over hitting punch after punch and knife edge chops to the body of the beast.
JAX CARVER: It sounds like my neighbors bongo sets at 3 a.m. when theyre drunk.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor crosses the ring and charges leaping high into the air with a stinger splash, Mullins side steps him and gets his hands on Razors back slamming him face first into the corner. Razor bounces head first off the turnbuckle and spins around to be greeted with a big boot to the face. Mullins with the cover.
ONE
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TWO
TH
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JAX CARVER: Razor gets the shoulder up. Why he would want to I have no idea?
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins gets up and throws Razor into the corner. Mullins thunderously jogs across the ring and rams his ass into the face of Razor. Mullins backs up and goes for a rolling senton but Razor manages to get out of the way and the king of shovel style lands ass first into the corner.
JAX CARVER: Theres an earthquake taking place right here tonight in Dallas.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor trying to catch his breath as Mullins slowly pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Razor turns around and drops Mullins with a stunner and goes for a cover.
ONE
TWO
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TH
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JAX CARVER: I dont think Razor had a shot at getting the pin. I think Mullins fat ass was just too tired to break up the pin anytime soon.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor hits a few headbutts and then gets to his feet and connects with a legdrop. The mat shakes as Mullins legs vibrate the ring. Razor keeps the leg across the neck and demands a pinfall.
ONE
TWO
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TH
JAX CARVER: Mullins must be enjoying this. Hes taking minor damage and getting to lay down and rest.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor to his feet and wasting his energy trying to pull Mullins up to his feet. He connects with a few back elbows and Mullins crashes down to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Razor driving him back and head first into the steel steps.
JAX CARVER: Getting a beat down on the big man is the easy part. Its the wasting of energy to get the big man on his feet thats killing Razor.
ACE SCORPIO: Razor doing just that, taking his time to pull Mullins up and roll him back into the ring. Knee to the throat from Razor and a stiff kick to the ribs. Razor pulls Mullins up with all of his might and sends him to the corner, Razor charges and Mullins moves out of the way. The king of shovel style grabs Razor and shoots him into the ropes, SPINE BUSTER!!!!! Razor bounces off the mat like a quarter on the table during well
.quarters.
JAX CARVER: Do you have a drinking problem Ace?
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins grabs Razor and yanks him into the air, throwing him into the corner and hitting a spear!!! Mullins steps back and jogs over hitting a clothesline. Mullins hits a second clothesline and he goes for the tri-fector and good golly miss molly he hit a third clothesline!!!! The ring is shaking and Razor is down. Mullins for the cover.
ONE
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TWO
THR
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JAX CARVER: Razor kicks out but why would you want to?
ACE SCORPIO: Mullins picks up Razor and hits the KILLER SWITCH!
JAX CARVER: Underhook facebuster by the fat man. Could this do it?
ONE
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TWO
THREE!!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen youre winner of the match, THE KING OF SHOVEL STYLEEEEEEEEE MATTHEWWWWWWWW MULLINSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Not quite the debut we had hoped for out of the the two new talents. Razor showed glimpses of potential but again we know nothing about this man.
JAX CARVER: I agree, Razor could be a nice talent around here but there is so much unknown about him, like WE KNOW NOTHING! Hopefully management will have more information on the next card and we can see just what hes capable of.
The camera slowly fades out as the referee raises the hand of Matthew Mullins while we see Stefan Slain standing at the top of the stage talking to security.
COMING UP
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GRAY ZEE VS BISHOP VS DAVID BRICKHEART VS DRAVAKA DRIMSTONE
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:38:32 GMT -5
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing from BOSTON he weighs in at 240 pounds this is GRAYYYYYYY ZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Skept
..Man plays as Gray Zee comes out wearing a leather hoodie, he uncovers his face and lifts his arms up. The moment he does that, pyrotechnics explode at both sides like a chain reaction.When he arrives to the ring, he takes the steps, takes off his leather hoodie and enters the ring. In the ring, he hits himself two times on the chest and starts getting loose.
ACE SCORPIO: Well we have three other men in the ring. Stefan Slain said something to the ring announcer and Bishop, David Brickheart and newcomer Dravka Drimstone were ordered out here with no entrances or ring introductions.
JAX CARVER: Slain is at ringside and hes pissed.
DING DING DING
ACE SCORPIO: Gray Zee goes to attack Brickheart and Drimstone who both exit the ring as quickly as they can scared to death. Bishop throws several punches at Gray Zee but they look to have little to no impact on him. Gray Zee is whipped into the ropes but he reverses it and hits a Thez press onto Bishop and starts beating him merciless into the mat with fist after fist after fist busting him wide open.
JAX CARVER: Slain screaming at Gray Zee to beat him relentlessly. Slain is like a man possessed out here and I have no idea why.
ACE SCORPIO: Gray Zee grabs Bishop by the throat and slams him into the repeatedly! Bishop foaming at the mouth and the referee asking Slain to stop this and Slain tells him hell no! Gray Zee choking the life out of Bishop.
JAX CARVER: The new guy is a thug for hire.
ACE SCORPIO: Gray Zee continuing to choke Bishop and slam his head hard into the canvas, each time harder than the last. Gray Zee lifts Bishop up, front suplex. He lifts him up again and hits a dragon suplex. Gray Zee calls Bishop a pussy and grabs him by the neck and throws him into the corner and walks over and slaps David Brickheart before kicking Bishop out of the ring.
JAX CARVER: This kid is only 19 years old and hes making a statement early on.
ACE SCORPIO: Brickheart comes in and goes for a clothesline but Zee ducks and throws Brickheart over his shoulders and runs across the ring with him in mid air and spears him into the turnbuckles.
JAX CARVER: Thats got to hurt! Flying spear with an impact. Slain is jumping up and down saying more more more.
ACE SCORPIO: Zee kicking Brickheart in the nuts over and over and over and over again. If he hasnt lost his man card by now hes going to after this match is over. Gray Zee with a big boot to the stomach, and another big boot and a third big boot.
JAX CARVER: First Eric Dane and now this guy? ACW is signing some hardcore thugs and it looks like were about see a new era. Out with the old and in with the new and the new look pretttttty damn good!
ACE SCORPIO: Bishop makes his way back onto the ring apron and Zee runs over and delivers a stiff lariat sending him head first onto the concrete floor. Dravaka enters the ring and he gets hit with a clothesline and then a big boot sends him over the top rope and onto the concrete floor.
JAX CARVER: I dont know what Slain is paying these guys, but the new guys came in here tonight with an attitude. Possible future KGB members?
ACE SCORPIO: Zee turns around, Brickheart charges him but gets speared out of his boots for the trouble. Zee grabs Brickheart and throws him out of the ring, he follows after but grabs Dravaka and throws him inside the ring instead.
JAX CARVER: This is just a mercy killing here tonight. We may not know who this guy is, but something tells me in a year well remember when and where Gray Zee made his debut at.
ACE SCORPIO: Zee delivers knee to the face after knee to the face after knee to the face. He gets bored and throws Drimstone out of the ring. Brickheart on his feet jumps down and throws Bishop back into the ring wanting no part of this.
JAX CARVER: Zee screaming at Bishop saying YOURE GOING TO BE MY BITCH. Zee grabs Bishop and hits a german suplex, and another german suplex, and another german suplex and a fourth german suplex. This guy is fucking on crack!!!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Bishop hoisted up into the air and powerbombed as hard as Ive ever seen someone hit with that move. Zee lifts Bishop up over his head and slams him into the corner and grabs Brickheart by the throat and yanks him over the top rope.
JAX CARVER: Gray Zee now screaming at David Brickheart TAGGGGGG YOURE IT ASSHOLE!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Zee stands him up and clotheslines him out of his boots. Gray Zee picks up Brickheart and powerbombs him hard into the corner and kicks him out of the ring. He slaps Drimstone and tosses him over the top rope and screams YOUR TURN!
JAX CARVER: Slain looking like he just got laid. Thats a creepy smile on his phase, very catatonic look on his face right now.
ACE SCORPIO: Drimstone gets to his feet and eats a big boot for his troubles. Dravaka pops back up and hes seething. He throws his hands down and yells SCREW THIS! He grabs Bishop and drags him back into the ring. Drimstone is walking up the aisle and leaving this match. I guess hes had enough.
JAX CARVER: Can you blame the guy? This was supposed to be a four way dance and instead its become a mugging by Gray Zee.
ACE SCORPIO: Gray Zee cracks his neck and clotheslines Bishop almost flipping him head over heels. Bishop lifted up over Zees head and dropped face first over the top turnbuckle.
JAX CARVER: Bishop now picked up and hit with a gut wrench powerbomb! HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS BUILT ACW TOUGH!
ACE SCORPIO: David Brickheart enters the ring to stop the madness but is dropped to the ground with a spinebuster! Gray Zee now picks up Bishop and David Brickheart. Hes got them both on his back.
JAX CARVER: DOUBLE SAMOAN DROP!!!! This kid has mad skills!!!!
ACE SCORPIO: Zee on his feet and helps up Bishop an Brickheart. He hits a fishermans jawbreaker on both men!
JAX CARVER: T GRAY O!!!!!! Zee going to pin both men at once here.
ONE
TWO
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THREE!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Your winner of the match, GRAYYYYYYYY ZEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stefan Slain shoves Frank Salazar and jumps into the ring and raises the mans hand before telling him to stay put. He looks on at the fallen boys in the ring and shakes his head in disgust.
Stefan Slain: First of all I came out to make a special announcement but were going to change it up a little bit after this match. Since the start of ACW I have prided myself on many things. Am I little fucked up? YES! Am I fucking crazy? YES! But love me, like me, hate me, I SHOW UP! And I will be damned if I run a company of C level talent thats just not going to happen.
I am a man of mercy, I am a man of understanding and I am a man of compassion. As of this second however Bishop, David Brickheart and the OMALLYs YOURE ALL SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY FOR 90 DAYS!!!! And if at the end of the 90 days again you will NEVER and I MEAN NEVER work for me again! SECURITTTTTTTTTYYYY!!!!!! Get these low lifes out of my damn site!
Now on to why I originally came out here! A year ago I came up with a creation, a creation so brutal, no insane that careers were made, careers were changed, careers were ended. The next ACW show which is after this years ANZAC CUP, were going to have a match.
A match so brutal, a match so bloody a match sooooo damn crazy that only one place can hold it.
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!
Stefan Slain: I bring to you all,the return of
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THE SLAINNNNNNNNNN ASYLUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Stefan Slain: Thats right. I am bringing back the triple tower barbed wire cage from hell. Where two men will start on the first floor. Every five minutes or whenever I SAY, another man will enter the ring. The second tier of the cage WILL NOT open up until EVERY MAN is in the cage with the doors locked.
The second tier will be filled with toys and weapons of every mans dreams, nightmares and desires. At that point in time pinfalls and submissions will be allowed. When a pinfall or submission takes place, the third and final tier will open up. But this year
..this year were going to make it interesting!
You see last year a key was hanging from the top of the cage. And that key granted the winner a #1 slot in the tournament for the title. But not this year.
Stefan Slain shakes his finger and cuts a sinister grin.
Stefan Slain: You see we have a few guys running wild in this company so were going to turn this entire company upside down. At the top of the cage I will hang THE INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
AND THE ACW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!
The crowd chants HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!
Stefan Slain: But were going to make it even more interesting. Because whoever grabs the Heavyweight title will become the ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! But, whoever grabs the INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE will become the new International champion. Translation........the match will not end until someone grabs BOTH TITLES or a title is grabbed by two people. We will either crown two new champions or both champions will go through the ultimate test of hell to retain their titles.
But theres yet another twist. Whoever walks out of tonights match as champion will enter the cage
..AT #1 !!!!!!!!! And whoever leaves tonight as the International champion will enter at #2 !!!!!!
Oh and one last thing
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Eric Dane?
Will
.hes going to enter the match as the last entrant!
See you in hell boys
see you in hell!
Stefan Slain drops the microphone and walks out of the ring with a smile on his face as the camera slowly fades out.
COMING UP NEXT
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HELLS BOUNCER VS DAMIAN PAYNE
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:39:03 GMT -5
[In this modern era of not being a troll, its hard to find a middle ground between not being a homophobic monster, but also being able to express yourself. Backstage, VVV is getting ready for his MAIN EVENT... which will make the Slain Asylum look like a joke. He wonders why Slain chose to name drop Philadelphia in Texas, like he was hoping to get a cheap pop. Were all the backyard workers this bad? ...But the main part of the plot that is lost to him...]
VVV: When did Ssslain get gay for Dane?
[The ACW Owner must be getting pretty desperate, if a new hire actually cutting a promo completely blows his mind to the point where he thinks that makes a threat. How hard up is he for announcements? TripleV goes back to booking Backyard, which is suppose to be the joke wrestlecrap region. ...Its not easy keeping up.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:39:29 GMT -5
We return to the ring, Frank Salazar in the ring with Damian Payne
Frank Salazar : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS A HARDCORE MATCH! Introducing first, currently in the ring, hailing from Denver Colorado, and coming in at 69 & 295 lbs .... SADISTIC INSANITY! DAMIAN PAYNE!!!
Highway to Hell by ACDC hits and Hells Bouncer is standing on top of the ramp, he lifts his head up and out from behind his trench coat a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hells Bouncer power walks down to the ring, the SWAT Hardcore title resting on his shoulder.
Frank Salazar : And introducing his opponent, hailing from Las Vegas Nevada, coming in at 66 & 270 lbs .... HELLS BOUNCER!!!
Jax Carver : Welcome back fans. No rules in this one as these two big hosses get set to duke it out, Hardcore Style.
Ace Scorpio : HB claiming the championship he won in the short lived SWAT West Coast as being a valid title, and he is bringing it to the ring be it endorsed or not.
Jax Carver : HB charges at Payne and takes the big man down with a big clothesline.
Ace Scorpio : HB then wraps both hands around the neck of Payne and hoists him up, and over the ropes and to the outside.
Jax Carver : HB is on fire! Wow, what an onslaught from the get go.
Ace Scorpio : HB runs and bounces off the ropes and dives through the ropes and spears a rising Payne, what a move!
Jax Carver : Payne is in trouble, he doesnt seem himself here today.
Ace Scorpio : HB surprising him with this flurry. HB looks under the ring, and pulls out a steel chair. He holds it up for the fans who go wild, and WHAM! He swings it at Payne as hard as he can, but Payne rolls out of the way and HB slams the chair hard on to the floor, jarring him.
Jax Carver : Payne with a hard shot to the gut of HB, and he grabs the chair from him and cracks HB hard on the head with it.
Ace Scorpio : Payne brandishes the chair to the crowd now, and HB with a low blow!
Jax Carver : HB with a irish whip to the ring steps and Payne tumbles over them.
Ace Scorpio : HB reaches under the ring again and pulls out a table and sets it up.
Jax Carver : GERMAN SUPLEX!! HB with a German to Payne, and puts him right through that table.
Ace Scorpio : Bouncer loving these Hardcore rules, and he covers Payne ...
ONE .....................
TWO ......................
T ....
Jax Carver : Payne gets the shoulder up.
Ace Scorpio : HB not perturbed and he looks around for some more plunder and grabs a bucket from under the ring!
Jax Carver : That bucket is filled with goodies!
Ace Scorpio : HB rolls Payne into the ring and then follows him in, but as he does Payne boots the ropes and sends them into the jewels of HB.
Jax Carver : Payne picks up the spilt bucket and wallops HB with it.
Ace Scorpio : Payne then looks at the goodies that fell from it and grabs a stapler, and walks up to HB and clicks it onto his forehead. The crowd ooooohing.
Jax Carver : Payne then smashes the stapler over the back of the head of HB, and he is cut open on the back of the head.
Ace Scorpio : BOOT! BIG BOOT by Payne, falls HB!
Jax Carver : Payne showing his experience, he absorbed that initial flurry from HB and now has him right where he wants him.
Ace Scorpio : HB sees he is laying beside his belt, and he grabs it and as Payne moves in for the kill, HB cracks him hard on the head with the belt!
Jax Carver : What a shot! HB then wraps the belt around the chair, and then smashes Payne with it, hard, and again, and again AND AGAIN!
Ace Scorpio : Four belt / chair shots! Payne is bleeding and HB grabs the belt and scrunches it onto the bleeding head of Payne.
Jax Carver : Hells Powerbomb, onto that chair!!! HB then bounces off the ropes and splashes Payne, covers.
ONE ....................
TWO ......................
THREE!!!!!
Ace Scorpio : HB gets the win! Impressive showing!
Jax Carver : Not bad at all, he is teaming with Dravaka in the Anzac Cup, his old foe / friend, wonder if he will step up for the Cup or leave HB sitting high and dry.
Ace Scorpio : We will see soon enough.
HB holds his blood covered Hardcore belt up to the fans as Highway to Hell blares.
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:40:16 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex is in the lockerroom with a Reporter after their match the expressions on their faces are not very welcoming.)
Reporter: "I'm here with Team Fairtex and it seems they are not in a very pleasant mood after what transpired earlier......"
Tong Fairtex: "Thank you News Hound for stating what everyone seems to have seen. You know Overlords for a supposedly and allegedly superior tag team....."
Phantam Fairtex: "Which we use those words loosely in your case......"
Tong Fairtex: "Very loosely. In fact, you seem to have the brains of a bunch of shitty assholes, who wear something called Underlords. You see there's this really unspoken rule in professional wrestling and you know what that rule is?"
Phantam Fairtex: "Tell them brah......."
Tong Fairtex: "Gladly Phantam. You see dumbasses there's this rule that's both unspoken and unwritten that maybe even Stefan may have forgotten along with the president. Now this rule pertains to third parties in this case managers and valets at ringside....."
Phantam Fairtex: "Oh say it bro...."
Tong Fairtex: "You see Michael bros. this unwritten and unspoken rule states that any manager and or valet, who interferes in a match becomes a participant in the match and is subject to whatever happens to them by the opponent or opponents. In other words Michaels your precious valet got exactly the type of reaction from the opponents for screwing them out of a match......"
Phantam Fairtex: "In other words we are the aggrieved party and we did something about it."
Reporter: "You know they vowed to come after you if you don't return their valet."
Tong Fairtex: "OH BOO HOO! WAA! WAA! You want Carolyn V back and I know you do. Well you know what we'll do. We'll let her go, but you know what you have to do and we'll have instructions for you to carry our demand out......."
Phantam Fairtex: "You know what it is don't you that we want......"
(He holds up a hand that holds an invisible piece of paper and an imaginary pen with the other hand.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Does that give you a clue Overlords."
Tong Fairtex: "Now when you agree to hand over the contract and we will expect you to do so. You'll get Carolyn V back but before we hand her back. We'll look it over so that no other shenanigans were pulled in altering the contract for the Anzac Cup bye. Now if there is any alterations and I know there will be knowing you'll run to Stefan Slain and cry like brats or do the same with the president. Carolyn V shall remain in our custody until the original Anzac Cup contract is restored."
Phantam Fairtex: "Signed sealed and delivered."
Reporter: "Where is Carolyn V anyway."
Tong Fairtex: "So now you're playing Nancy Drew reporter."
Reporter: "I'm a guy....."
Tong Fairtex: "So we noticed. Now she's in a very safe location and it's quite a nice set of accomodations too. Yeah even we can have a heart too. So don't worry your already egoistical brains too much over that, because we always show some respect to even those who don't deserve it and that means you two....."
(The door slams open and Psychotic Goth roars and enters smashing up trash cans and pounding on lockers. He sees the Reporter and grabs the mic out of the Reporter's hands.)
Psychotic Goth: "Eric Dane you associate yourself with a piece of shit named Industrial Man and think you can just get away with some fuckin cheap shit victory! A victory you never earned, because Stefan whored himself on you and you think 'The King of the Goths' shall forgive you muther fucker!"
(He shoots his head upwards and roars as what looks like blood spews out from his mouth.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now you shall pay and pay dearly with your life! If you have someone you are teaming with in the Anzac Cup and I say beware! I'm going to slaughter you there or in the Slain Asylum! That goes for you too Industrial Man and that clown, who is nothing but a freak show reject Beelzebozo! I already found a partner for the Anzac Cup and he's a good fit for me!"
(Little Dragon enters pissed off.)
Psychotic Goth: "You think Industrial Man that you'll be alone in this tournament without my dark and evil presence! You are quite wrong and deluded Industrial Man! You must have gotten the wrong electrical currents when you decided to play with me! Look at this young talent next to me! He is strong willed. He has a lot of heart and yet no one even paid him mind. Well you had a chance to corrupt this newcomer with your so-called technical know how and inferior intellect. Industrial Man listen to what he has to say and let's see if you have the guts to even face him in the camera and explain your excuses!"
Little Dragon: "That's what I want to know Psychotic Goth! That's what I want to know and know right now! I came here with an accomplished record of excellence and experience! I came here well known both overseas and yet when I reached out to extend a hand in friendship! Guess what happened?! Yeah I'll tell you Industrial man! Not one wrestler in the roster even gave me the time of day or even shook my hand or greeted me! I was quite nice! Maybe too nice for my own good! Where we you Industrial Man when I arrived seeing you like to compliment the roster! You were nowhere! Then Vampira came to me with a note and I read it and decided to see what Psychotic Goth wanted and he wanted a partner for the Anzac Cup! So I thought what the hell and since nobody else showed me any respect. I decided to team with him for this tournament!"
Reporter: "Did you bother even calling him or even reach out to him....."
Little Dragon: "Yeah I did but that call center he calls a brain obviously was too filled with voice mails or Beelzebozo's bad breath! Well it's too late now Industrial Man! Too late to reach out to me! Night and Day is in and we're going to make a run for the tournament cup no matter how far into it we go!"
Psychotic Goth: "You see Little Dragon's father teamed with me on occasions and we were great allies. Yes he thought I was a bit off but still we got along perfectly well and we still remain friends. That's right Industrial Man Little Dragon is young and raw talent that can be molded into a future champion. He's an apprentice that needs his force awakened and he shall have it awakened to it's fullest. Not even you could be able to do that with your Thinker's chair and your cheap studio armor that makes you look like a cheap old movie prop. Unlike me, who can bring out his ultimate aggression and his full potential of being someone who can go quite far in SWAT. Enjoy your foolishness and keep trying to corrupt my wife Vampira. She knows where she came from and she knows her past as I know who I am and my past and I shall never change myself because I'm true to who I am and she's true to who she is."
Reporter: "What are you going to do....."
(Psychotic Goth looks at him and the Reporter gulps after seeing the monstrous look in his eyes.)
Reporter: "Never mind......"
Psychotic Goth: "Let us go Little Dragon and we shall begin the preparations."
Little Dragon: "Let's do this."
(They leave Team Fairtex and the Reporter as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:40:45 GMT -5
Backstage. The buzz of an active wrestling show continues. Everyone rushes around to prepare everyone else for everything; and so forth.
Outsiders?
There are never outsiders in the backstage area.
...Usually.
Is that the cyborg?
I dont think--
*SNAP*
No, thats definitely the cyborg. He seems so lifelike. Dont spook him!
Pretty sure thats just a mannequin.
The Marathon Man, Impulse, has endured Calico Roses narration of their trip backstage for over an hour. Shes been treating their trip like Gorillas in the Mist; hes laughed out loud more than once, but as both a ten year veteran of the sport and a visitor to this particular arena, hes wary of wearing out his welcome.
Cally: Now we just need to find the Psychotic Goth. Do you think hed get all psychotica if I drew a happy face on his back?
Impulse: Probably; but nows not the time. Lets find Dane first, then we can play.
Found em.
They both spin around and Impulse comes face to face with The Only Star Eric Dane. A decade ago, these two were mortal enemies in another company; in another lifetime.
Impulse and Eric Dane arent friends. They have, however, come to an understanding. That understanding involves a cease in hostilities, for the most part, due to a mutual respect gained through
You know what, its a long story. Figure it out. In the meanwhile Eric has taken Roses hand like the fancy gentleman that he is and given it an over the top kiss as he flourishes and makes a very big deal of himself.
Just ignore the crimson stained into his hair, the stitches in his forehead, and the bloody towel wrapped around his neck. Somebody has to say it though, the dude cleans up quickly and thoroughly. Another five minutes and hed be all of the way suited and booted.
Eric Dane: Why, Miss Calico Rose! Is this low life giving you any trouble? Ill have him thrown right out on his ass and his visitors pass revoked!
She stifles a giggle, Impulse rolls his eyes.
Cally: Pssh, you know hes not.
The Only Star shrugs.
Eric Dane: I wouldnt feel right if I didnt ask. Anyway, hows my next ex-wife finding her way around the American Airlines Center this evening?
Impulse: [interrupting] We are doing just fine. We missed your match though, you know, cuz it was on so early. What is it, six-thirty?
The Marathon Man smirks. Eric cocks an eyebrow.
Eric Dane: Yes, well, theres already been some early rumblings in Match of the Year discussions, you should go out of your way to watch the replay.
Cally: Bossa Nova on winning though, right? You did win, right?
The former and future Champion smiles.
Eric Dane: Of course I did, you can check the official W/L record.
Impulse cuts in.
Impulse: Yeah, just ignore the asterisk.
Eric Dane: I thought you missed the match?
Impulse: [deadpan] Ive met you.
A moment of silence falls over the trio as Eric processes the level of sarcasm in his contemporarys voice. Just as things are starting feel awkward all three of them break into a fit of laughter. There is a strange rapport here, but you get the idea that they know each other very well for people who spent the better part of a decade hating each other on general principle. (Also professional differences in opinion.) Cally gives Dane a side-hug and he and Impulse hit a quick fist bump, the smiles are in full effect.
Eric Dane: But sir! You wound me so!
Impulse: Im sure youll get over it. Just like youve already found a way to get over with this Slain guy. We havent been here fifteen minutes and I can already see that youre endearing yourself to the natives in your usual way.
Dane shrugs.
Eric Dane: I am who I am, and thats all that I am.
Impulse: Who did you kill to get that last spot in that giant triple cage debacle?
Dane shrugs again.
Eric Dane: That was the first Id heard of the whole thing. Scouts honor.
He holds up three fingers, mocking the Boy Scouts Salute.
Impulse: I know for a fact that the Boy Scouts of America have an all-encompassing restraining order out against you, dont even pretend that they dont.
Cally: Pah - shaw. The Boy Scouts dont matter; their cookies are terrible.
Impulse and Eric Dane both look at her.
Impulse: They dont sell cookies in the Boy Scouts, Cally.
Cally: My point exactly!
The End Boss laughs a belly laugh that seems to begin in the depths of his very soul.
Eric Dane: Jesus Christ
never change, Cally.
Cally: I could never, ever change. Deep down in the slippery bits, it would be a disservice to the memory of poor Angus Skaaland.
Eric Dane: Angus
Angus is still alive, you know.
Cally: After the noodle incident? I think the jurys out.
Impulse: Trust me; hes still alive. But I wouldnt recommend offering him a helping of marinara any time soon.
Cally and Dane look at Impulse, then at each other.
Eric Dane: I'm sure Im not stoned enough for this conversation.
Cally: You said it, BAWSMAN. I brought some edibles with me, are you done being responsible for the night?
Dane does not reply to her with words; instead, he smiles, kisses her on the cheek, then gestures for her to lead the way.
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:41:11 GMT -5
Frank Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring from Attbury, South Carolina
Kilroy Evans!
Ace Scorpio: Kilroy made his way down to the ring without music today folks. Hes ready to call it quits.
Jax Carver: I heard he wrote Andrew a dear John letter.
Ace Scorpio: Would you stop.
Jax Carver: Stop what? Its a break up, assuming Kilroy gets the win that is.
Frank Salazar: From Melbourne, Australia, he weighs in at 428 pounds and stands 6 feet 2 inches tall. He is accompanied by his body guard Bruno, he is the Sovereign of Swat and a member of the KGB
SOUTTER.
Rip it Up by 28 Days blares and The Big Bad Bustling Bandit makes his way down to the ring glaring at the crowd with disdain.
Ace Scorpio: Soutter enters the ring and referee Tom Herman calls for the bell. The BBBB of SWAT pounds on his chest challenging Kilroy to come at him and Evans does oblige and the two lock up. Soutter gets control and head butts Evans sending him down to one knee.
Jax Carver: And we have color folks. That head butt busted both men open.
Ace Scorpio: As we all know Kilroy has a sick fetish for blood. Well have to see if this opening wound affects the psychology going forward. Kilroy smears the blood across his face and attempts a Lou Thesez press but Soutter catches him mid air. Soutter applies a bear hug. Kilroy aint going to go out that easily, because as he is now showing, he is indeed a bitter! Kilroy gnawing on the opened forehead of Soutter.
Jax Carver: Fierce has been right for years. Kilroy is an evil cannibal.
Ace Scorpio: Kilroy gets out of trouble and attacks Soutter with a spear. Soutter rolls out of the ring next to the massive Bruno.
Jax Carver: Thats a whole lot of people there.
Ace Scorpio: Kilroy pretends like hes going to dive through the ropes, and both Bruno and Soutter flinched. Soutters not a fan of being made a fool hops onto the canvas and yanks Kilroy down with a hand full of hair. Soutters back in the ring and is on the attack with several big time stomps to the back of Kilroy.
Jax Carver: He went and pissed off the Big Bad Bustling Bandit.
Ace Scorpio: Soutter lifts Kilroy up and sends him flying with a gutwrench suplex. Bruno smacks the mat in support of his boss.
Jax carver: Way to call the action Mister PbP guy. I really liked that Bruno part.
Ace Scorpio: Bruno is over.
Jax Carver: No arguments there.
Ace Scorpio: Soutter applying a blatant choke with that massive size 17.5 boot across the neck of Kilroy. Referee Tom Harman calls for the break, but gets pie faced for his efforts. Soutter gives an addition stomp before releasing the hold.
Jax Carver: Tom just got his bonus for tonight. Hell he didnt fall down and go into instant coma. Props to Tom for not being made of Jelly.
Ace Scorpio:Soutter back on the offensive. He sends Kilroy to the other side of the ring with a wheel barrow slam. Soutter methodically makes his way over to Kilroy, who takes advantage with a school boy roll up! Referee Tom Harmon: One
two
Jax Carver: Soutter hasnt been worn down nearly enough!
Ace Scorpio: BAM! Bruno goes down! Who is that?!
Jax Carver: Joey Morelli just knocked out Soutters body guard!
Ace Scorpio: Joey jumps in the ring and throws a chair at Soutter! Soutter catches it and Joey nails the kick with a nasty super kick. Kilroy Evans gets up and is nailed with a JOEKO! Outta elsewhere! Joey Morelli pulls Soutter on top of Kilroy!
Referee Tom Harmon: One ... Two ... three!
Jax Carver: Soutter wins! But why the interference?
Frank Salazar: The winner of the match at 4 minutes and 2 seconds
SOUTTER
Ace Scorpio:What is Joey doing helping Soutter win? The two are set to meet at SWAT Amazons No Mans Land 4, All In in a mixed tag with Alice and Joanne of Chianti, so he helped him win? Now he is laying the boots into Soutter, stomping both he AND Kilroy.
Jax Carver:Kilroy wanted to retire, and he wanted Soutter to retire him, he hand chose Soutter out of respect, and Chianti, namely Pesci and now Joey have just taken that away from Soutter!
[James fierce runs down to the ring and Joey slides out and escapes into the crowd and we go to a break.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Dec 1, 2020 4:41:30 GMT -5
{{In the private locker room area of Luchian Inc. Bobbi walks around members of the R&D team, visibly distressed to be holding the newest issue of "Kissing Cousins" gentleman's periodical. In the centre of the main room, "The Industrial Man" Attila Balan monitors his stocks, while on a nearby couch, Zoran Sainovic is assembling items into a large basket. Noticing the camera crew, and not wanting to be seen with the dirty rag, Bobbi is quick to throw it at Sainovic.}}
AB: Are you sure about taking the lead on this project, Dr.Sainovic? I am concerned about the adult theme it is taking on, along with its positive stance on humanoid procreation.
ZS <holding up mag>: Zeir kids vill have webbed feet. <placing the magazine in the basket> Zese picture books are all the Vest Virginians know to read. Vhen his dreams have been shattered, and Fierce is contemplating self destruction, zis vill be ze only thing keeping him from ending it all.
AB <shaking head>: Humanoids. <looking away> My team is just preparing a gift basket for James Fierce. Thanking the Hillbilly Assassin for creating the best possible match for showcasing the International title. Unfortunately the rules of the contest will not allow us both to be victors, but with the thought and care being put into this consolation prize, the unit believes it has a 10% chance of softening the blow.
{{Sainovic wedges the incest magazine between some baby possum risotto, and some pickled hog testicles which might be a form of soap. Walmart coupons. To the people of West Virginia, these are better than cash. Lumps of coal. Feared by children around Jesus' birthday, but to the Hillbilly Assassin a practical source of heat, and sense of civic pride. These are Kentucky coal, but Sainovic is pretty sure that Fierce won't be able to tell the difference. Unless he has sex with them.}}
AB: This unit could not be more excited about our contest this evening. After Tong failed to live up to his impressive moveset, it will be nice to christen the Industrial age with a contest worthy of my operating parameters. As an added bonus, going into the Anzac Cup as the International champion teaming with the ACW Heavyweight champion creates a firm statement about our upcoming dominance.
{{Toilet paper. It has to be a rare treat in West Virginia to use processed paper instead of a a fistful of roadkill. Sainovic places a roll of TP into the gift basket. What the hell, Attila Balan is rich, make it two rolls.}}
AB: Now my simulator expects you to put up a much greater fight for the international title, than Vincent will for the heavyweight strap... but victory is assured. It will be nice to bring some precious metals into my upcoming contest with The Psychotic Goth. Proving himself as unfit to be champion as he is to be in Vampira's life, Goth was unable to both retain or recapture the ACW championship from Buster. Audio records show that Goth credits this unit with Buster's victory. Toxicology reports will indicate that Goth is off his medication, which is the only explanation my processor can find to recognize these false statements. Buster Friendly is not a better wrestler than you, Goth; just as Vampira deserve to be with you. All relevant data indicates its time for you to up your medication.
{{Headcheese. Roach traps. A VHS copy of Bovines in heat. Fierce could retire longer than Kilroy Evans with the riches Zoran Sainovic is shoving into the basket.}}
AB: I have increased my parameters, so that our program might better you. Normally my directives require me to make my opponents the best versions of themselves they can be... in your case Psychotic, we will consider even the most basic improvement to be a step in the right direction. What does Vampira see in you? This is an unknown factor. Psychotic, this unit does not require its probability generator to inform you, that you will lose. It is statistically impossible for you to obtain the championship. All that can be accomplished is permanent damage to your substandard frame, and Vampira to think less of you. If I knew personal desire, I would look forwards to it.
{{Balan starts to scan the gift basket for Fierce. Fentanyl laced hydrocodone. Realizing that the boss might not appreciate his creative flourishes, Sainovic attempts to distract him.}}
ZS: Much like zese consolation gifts, us humanoids like positive news mixed into our oppressively negative facts.
AB: What a complicated species.
ZS: Like a machine...
AB: I wish. Psychotic. Do not let my practical discussion of your chances lower your mental health. There is good news. Stefan Slain has announced this championship will be put up for grabs in a Slain Asylum for the event after the Anzac Cup. Even in the unlikely event that Buster and myself face you and Little Dragon, who we will crush, there are multiple events between now and when we inevitably setting this in a one on one scenario. That allows months for you to strengthen the psychological barriers that allow you to function. When we meet, this unit will tear through your fragile ego with a titanium grip, but you have been granted a lengthy stay of execution. Unlike poor Fierce.
{{Seeing his window closing, Zoran throws in a pair of I <3 Donald speedos and gift card to Kmart to wrap up this Hillbilly Heaven.}}
AB: Thank you Zoran, for brightening up Fierce's day, even in his moment of total defeat.
{{The marvellous mechanical man who is a friend to all, but hates nature, nods down at his manager before turning back to his stock options.}}
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