My War Hound ...

[Dave D-Flipz]

*We are once again outside a hotel in Canada. We ended here previously and we are back now. Sitting in the snow (I hope?) is the hairy man known as Primal.*

: "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE DOMINICUS! I SAW THE NISSAN CUBE IN THE PARKING GARAGE, THE EVILEST OF CARS! I WANT MY WAR HOUND! I CAN SIT HERE ALL NIGHT, I AM INSULATED FROM THE COLD!"

*He pounds on the door. A man in a bug mask walks by and puts his hand up to cover his eyes as he walks by embarrassed at this show of hair*

: "Dominicus I know you are sore after Eric Dane took what he wanted from you. If you do not acquiesce to my need for an animal compatriot I will finish unwrapping Scott Steel's present and give them to him after! I was a WINNER at the show, unlike you, you little pissant."

*We fade out as he continues banging on the door and his black tie falls from his neck into the snow.*

[Mongo the Destroyer]

*After an inordinately long time (perhaps to test Primal's will and absolutely not to come up with an alternative solution) a woman walks out carrying a puppy*

: Ah! My warho-

Woman: Sir, one of our customers wanted me to give this to you. He said he found it hiding in his room and is hoping that giving it to you will allow him and the rest of our customers to sleep.

: Was he wearing a mask!?

Woman: ...Well yeah, everyone's wearing masks, that's sort of important right now

: I mean like a wrestling mask, like me!

Woman: Oh, no. Just a normal 2020-esq mask. You really do need to leave though, there are children here who are getting afraid.

*The woman turns to leave, then turns back around.*

Woman: Oh, and the customer who gave me the dog also said he found this, you might need it

*She hands him a printed pamphlet reading "LORD DOMINICUS' GUIDE TO DEATH HOUNDS AND ALSO PERSONAL HYGIENE." She then hightails it out of there for reasons that should be obvious

[Dave D-Flipz]

: "I should be more mad about the joke at my expense ... but tonight I have to train my new war hound. I shall call you ... um ... Bu... um ... Buttons. Yes ... a true animalistic name ....... Yes."