Post by Old Line Jeff on Jan 3, 2021 16:43:05 GMT -5
"SPIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNCYCLE!"
Enter Jeffrey Daniels.
The slightly more established half of The New Untouchables makes one of the most dynamic promo entrance thingies this side of The Aurochs koolaidmanning through assorted objects by flying in from stage right on an office chair.
You know, the kind with wheels and a swivel back.
"I DON'T KNOW WHO SPIN CYCLE IS! Are, I mean."
Jeffrey Daniels is squatting on the chair, facing back, holding onto the back to steady himself as Lee Scott Rothlesberger makes a somewhat more restrained entrance from stage right, sitting normally and pushing himself backwards.
"AND...! Since I don't even know the dudes names, I can't say much of anything at all about them. But we gots to to engage the smacktalkulator! SO! We shall now proceed to have a discussion on... SPINNING!"
And Jeffrey Daniels uses his leg to start the chair spinning.
He spins and spins and spins. And then the chair falls over. Jeffrey rolls over a couple times and then lies there in a heap.
LSR's general demeanor would seem to indicate that his brain naturally resonates at a pleasing pitch. A rather calm, slightly smug smile in the direction of the upended Jeffrey, and then he continues.
"As my top line bromandude has just demonstrated, an unchecked spin cycle leads to a catastrophe of centrifugal force. We will be the... chair, and when Spin Cycle meets us - or more precisely they spin into a superkick and execute a centrifugal catastrophe on themselves - they will be launched in a random direction, causing us to win the match."
*******
"They're young. Let'em have fun while they can."
Cole Christenson sighed and shook his massive head. "When I was their age, I had dignity."
Jeff Andrews smirked. "When Gazz Maybury wasn't stealing it from you."
Gazz Maybury was a midcarder in the IWA. A well liked and well regarded midcarder, but just a midcarder who somehow had the ability to flap the normally unflappable Cole Christenson.
"Do you have to bring that up?"
"I bring that up when you need bringing down."
Christenson tightened his jaw, looked down at Andrews.
"You were once in a relationship with my sister and now you aren't."
And then Jeff Andrews was surly. If you have the slightest idea who Jeff Andrews is, you know what happens when he gets surly. At least in this case the surly expresses itself by stomping off instead of breaking something.