Dominicus and the Ebony Stones 1: OUTTAKES!
Jan 8, 2021 22:24:23 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 8, 2021 22:24:23 GMT -5
*We open on Lord Dominicus and Psychotic Goth talking to each other.*
LD: Ok, so you’ll make me this Midnight Claw, as specified in the picture myself and the local Tome Master crudely drew, right?
*Goth nods in an ancient Anishinaabe non-verbal dialect*
LD: Alright, cool. And I might owe you a favor or something?
*Another nod.*
LD: Wonderful, it’s been a pleasure to do evil business with you!
Goth: I hope you like you’re weapon.
*Psychotic Goth then walks off as Dominicus crosses his arms an nods to himself, pleased by all of this.*
LD: Wait, did he say “weapon”? That’s…..that’s not what I ordered….
*He looks off camera as Psychotic Goth wanders off*
LD: HEY YOU COME BACK HERE! I SAID I WANTED A METAL GLOVE!
*Pause*
LD: NO! NO DON’T YOU THROW BACK YOUR HAIR TO SHOW ME YOUR PALE HANDSOME GOTH LOOKS!
LD: Ok, so you’ll make me this Midnight Claw, as specified in the picture myself and the local Tome Master crudely drew, right?
*Goth nods in an ancient Anishinaabe non-verbal dialect*
LD: Alright, cool. And I might owe you a favor or something?
*Another nod.*
LD: Wonderful, it’s been a pleasure to do evil business with you!
Goth: I hope you like you’re weapon.
*Psychotic Goth then walks off as Dominicus crosses his arms an nods to himself, pleased by all of this.*
LD: Wait, did he say “weapon”? That’s…..that’s not what I ordered….
*He looks off camera as Psychotic Goth wanders off*
LD: HEY YOU COME BACK HERE! I SAID I WANTED A METAL GLOVE!
*Pause*
LD: NO! NO DON’T YOU THROW BACK YOUR HAIR TO SHOW ME YOUR PALE HANDSOME GOTH LOOKS!
*In Goth’s metalsmithing basement*
LD: Goth will forge from DEMONIC FIRES- or normal ones if the pricing is correct- the MIDNIGHT CLAW, a gauntlet of PURE DARKNESS!
*Psychotic Goth laughs louder as he pounds on the cooling molten metal and roars in an ancient Anishinaabe dialect.*
LD: AAAH!
*Dominicus looks around*
LD: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?
*He turns back to Goth who’s entranced in his work and ancient chants*
LD: WAS THAT YOU!? For the love of- is that what it’s like hanging around him? Wow. Ok, from the top.
LD: Goth will forge from DEMONIC FIRES- or normal ones if the pricing is correct- the MIDNIGHT CLAW, a gauntlet of PURE DARKNESS!
*Psychotic Goth laughs louder as he pounds on the cooling molten metal and roars in an ancient Anishinaabe dialect.*
LD: AAAH!
*Dominicus looks around*
LD: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?
*He turns back to Goth who’s entranced in his work and ancient chants*
LD: WAS THAT YOU!? For the love of- is that what it’s like hanging around him? Wow. Ok, from the top.
LD: See, even crazy old Psychotic Goth has his head on more solid shoulders than Chris “Trig” Cav!
*Psychotic Goth then walks off with the sack over his shoulder.*
LD: So yeah, come this week, both of you scrubs ar- AHHHH! WHAT THE [BLEEP]!?
*Goth has leaned into the frame. Dominicus was not ready for that. After a quick hair swoosh, Psychotic Goth leans back out.*
*Psychotic Goth then walks off with the sack over his shoulder.*
LD: So yeah, come this week, both of you scrubs ar- AHHHH! WHAT THE [BLEEP]!?
*Goth has leaned into the frame. Dominicus was not ready for that. After a quick hair swoosh, Psychotic Goth leans back out.*
LD: No, we’re not going to cut that out. We can’t! Why? It’s the money shot! What’s the point of having Psychotic Goth involved if he doesn’t do it?
Cameraman: Uh…metal work? Ambiance?
LD: Ok, those are fair. But we’re absolutely keeping the head fling-gothic look. I refuse to have this go to print without it.
Cameraman: Uh…metal work? Ambiance?
LD: Ok, those are fair. But we’re absolutely keeping the head fling-gothic look. I refuse to have this go to print without it.
*Back to the first outtake again*
LD: AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY WEIRD EXTRA CHARGES LIKE SUMMONING A DEMON OR CURSING MY OPPONENT, WE ALREADY AGREED ON A PRICE!
*He shakes his fist at what appears to be nothing*
LD: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?
LD: AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY WEIRD EXTRA CHARGES LIKE SUMMONING A DEMON OR CURSING MY OPPONENT, WE ALREADY AGREED ON A PRICE!
*He shakes his fist at what appears to be nothing*
LD: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?
