Post by Mikkel Seifer on Sept 14, 2009 19:12:41 GMT -5
Pyro
(On Taped Delay In Primetime from Reed Arena, College Station, Texas, Exclusively On VTV!)
(On Taped Delay In Primetime from Reed Arena, College Station, Texas, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following a lengthy video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in the Reed Arena in College Station, Texas, with the Pyro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the newly official show theme of "Fire It Up" by Thousand Foot Krutch playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as various pre-taped highlights of this evening's debut edition of Pyro in-ring action begin to air momentarily with brief commercial breaks in between each scheduled contest...*
“BOOM! BOOM! POW!* Pyros for Pyro shoot off toward the ceiling as “Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch begins pummeling the ear drums of the sold out College Station Crowd. The camera pan through the audience holding signs before ultimately finding its way to the announce booth where Joey Hawk and William Spencer at ringside.
William Spencer: Whats going on folks? I’m William Spencer alongside Joey Hawke and I could sure use a beer right now.
Joey Hawke: You would. Do you ever get tired of being an alcoholic?
William Spencer: Do you ever get tired of being a whiny old man?
Joey Hawke: …….
William Spencer: What I thought! Anyway, welcome to Monday Night Pyro we have a great show for you and…..
The lights fade to black as a single guitar note blares over the P.A system much like Orton’s old theme. As the drums kick in the lights begin to flash from black to red on beat. Then the guitar begins to rip a good solo as Ronnie Winter starts to wail on the mic.
“YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”
It’s at this point that Steve Awesome comes blasting through the black curtain with a huge amount of energy, and a crazy ovation from the fans. He beats on his Steve Awesome T-shirt and raises the X*Crown championship high in the air as the crowd cheers..
William Spencer: That’s the X*Crown Champions music Joey!
Joey Hawke: You mean…“interim” X*Crown Champion.
William Spencer: Oh please….Steve Awesome is champion until somebody beats him for the belt.
Joey Hawke: And that person is going to be Reeshi.
William Spencer: I gotta admit, it’s going to be a tall task for Steve Awesome.
By now, Steve has made it into the ring and has a mic in his hand. He shifts the X*Crown title from his left to his right shoulder as the music fades.
Steve Awesome: What’s up TEXAS?
A texas pride pop radiates the arena.
Steve Awesome: Oh yeah, that’s what I thought. That was louder than I thought it would be, but it just goes to show you…everything is bigger in Texas. And since your doing it big, I figured I’d do it big too. So right now, in this ring I want to bring you a very combustible situation. I want to get some things settled tonight and in order to that I need to invite somebody down to this ring.”
Steve walks over toward the ropes that face the entrance ramp.
Steve Awesome: So Reeshi……get your tall gumpy ass out here so we can settle this little dispute the right way!”
Joey Hawke: WHAT!? Steve wants to die now instead of later?
William Spencer: Things can and will get ugly if Reeshi decides to walk down that ramp.
Joey Hawke: What do you mean “if”? Reeshi isn’t afraid of this punk in the ring right now.
The arena turns to black and guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the drum begins to join the guitar in the sounds. Flashes of light decorate the stage area as David Draiman's voice lets out a soft "can you feel that..." The crowd rushes to their feet looking to get their snapshot of the XHF legend about to walk through the curtain. Three large pyros go off at the top of the stage to the beat of Draiman's "ooh ah ah ah" The song immediately jumps to it's chorus as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed deafens the crowd and is it does Reeshi steps through the smoke and pyro to a loud chorus of boos and flashing lights. He stands atop the entrance way soaking in the feedback from the XHF faithful and walks slowly, yet with a purpose towards the ring. He walks around to the ring, eying up each corner, claiming it as his own before he uses the steps at the front of the entrance to climb onto the apron. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, walking towards the middle of the ring and raising his fist in the air. The boo's and chants grow louder once again, sparking a snarl like smile from Reeshi.
Reeshi stands in the ring and instantly puts himself in the face of Steve Awesome, who doesn’t seem to flinch at all. The two talk a little trash that’s inaudible to the camera but you can only imagine that it’s about that X*Crown title hanging on Steve’s shoulder.
Joey Hawke: This is going to get bad real soon. I hope Steve has insurance.
William Spencer: You could cut this tension with a knife.
After a few moments, Steve begins to raise the microphone up to his lips.
Steve Awesome: You know Reeshi I-”
But Reeshi yanks the microphone from Steve’s hand. Generating a massive “ooh” from the crowd and then boos to follow it.
Reeshi: First of all…”Pretty Boy”…..let me make one thing perfectly clear. You want answers from me, you’ll get them when I’m good and ready to give them to you. I don’t handle demands from people, especially from a thief like yourself. That belt you wear, you didn’t win it. You got a lucky break from an incompetent referee. It’s a blemish on my record book, one that will be washed away with your blood. Your nothing but luck Steve. A flavor of the month, flash in the pan champion. One of those “miracle stories” they show on TV to give fat rednecks like the ones in this crowd some kind of false hope so they don’t off themselves when they realize there lives are pathetic.”
Oh yeah, you can believe this crowd is booing the big, bad dog.
Joey Hawke: That’s Reeshi for you. Telling it like it is. Somebody had to do it.
William Spencer: Oh give me a break Joey, this crowd knows BS when they hear it.
Reeshi: And furthermore I…..
Steve Awesome stands in front of Reeshi, having a hard time containing his laughter. Awesome gives up now and lets it all out now. Laughter explodes from the X*Crown Champion as Reeshi looks on, getting more and more angry by the second.
William Spencer: Reeshi is berating Steve in the middle of the ring and all he can do is laugh?
Joey Hawke: Steve won’t be laughing once Reeshi kicks his butt.
Awesome is able to contain himself finally as he walks over and grabs his own microphone.
Reeshi: What the hell is so damn funny?
Steve sticks out his index finger and points it right at Reeshi.
Steve Awesome: You man. Your what’s so funny. I mean your standing in front of me, running your mouth away, and that little vein in your forehead is bulging out. Don’t you ever get tired of being a douche bag?”
Another collective “ooh” comes from the crowd and a “douche bag” chant starts up.
Reeshi: Why you little….
Awesome puts a finger up, telling Reeshi to wait a second. As he does so, the chant gets louder.
Steve Awesome: I’m not sure there big guy, but I think you have a sold out arena calling you a douche bag.”
The chant gets even louder.
Joey Hawke: No. No. Shhh…don’t anger him. You people don’t have to deal with him.
William Spencer: I think it’s funny. Hilarious I might add.
Reeshi stands there, his lip quivering from the anger.
Steve Awesome: I mean, don’t you ever lighten up? GRRR! Look at me, I’m Reeshi! I wear leather all the time and beat up children. I’m a scary monster. Grrr! Do you have to be so serious all the time?
Reeshi has had enough.
Reeshi: Serious? Boy, I haven’t even began to get serious. What I did to your little twerp of a tag team partner last week is what I do for fun. It’s nothing compared to what I plan on doing to you when I get my rematch. But why wait? When I could show you right here, right now!”
Awesome puts his fists up, ready for the fight to start but that’s exactly when he gets blindsided by Platinum and Decoy!
William Spencer: Oh no! The rest of Hierarchy comes from the crowd and now it’s three on one.
Joey Hawke: That’s what Steve get’s for running his mouth.
Reeshi joins in on the assault, stomping on the fallen Steve along with his cohorts. The crowd cheers a bit as Jayson Matthews comes running down to the ring and springboard’s into the ring and hit’s a cross body on Decoy!
William Spencer: And Jayson Matthews with the save. Is it enough to help Steve?
Joey Hawke: Yeah I doubt that.
Jayson gets into a fist fight with Platinum and seems to be doing well before he turns around and gets drilled by a big boot from Reeshi.
William Spencer: Oh no. The Motor City Mafia is down and the Hierarchy is taking it to them.
Joey Hawke: Don’t mess with the Hierarchy. Didn’t anybody get the memo?
Suddenly “UNDEAD” by Hollywood Undead hit’s the speakers and Tara Fenix makes a bee line for the ring. The Hierarchy takes there last shots at McM and then slide out of the ring. Reeshi and his gang smirk down the ramp as both Steve and Tara glare back at them from the ring.
Joey Hawke: Why did Tara help Steve? She’s so much better than that fool.
William Spencer: Well Steve is her tag team partner tonight and if it’s one thing Tara cares about more than herself….it’s winning matches.
Joey Hawke: I suppose you have a point.
William Spencer: Tension is brewing here tonight on Pyro. Tara and Steve take on Platinum and Decoy in our main event. More action when we come back.
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Singles Match
(Winner automatically earns the right to face Chaotic Champion Tyrone Smith in a title matchup at the following edition of XHF Gastro on September 18th.)
Jayson Matthews vs. "Big Poppy" Pyro
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Singles Match
(Winner automatically earns the right to face Chaotic Champion Tyrone Smith in a title matchup at the following edition of XHF Gastro on September 18th.)
Jayson Matthews vs. "Big Poppy" Pyro
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Right at the start of the match, Jayson Matthews managed to take the quick advantage of the entire match by taking Pyro down with some quick moves. Pyro managed to take control after a while by slamming Jayson’s head into the turnbuckle a couple times until the referee had to force him to stop, and by slowing the pace, Pyro was able to keep things in his favor for a good while. After beating on Jayson for a while, Pyro was able to knock him out long enough to climb the top rope and attempt the Shizuoka Splash! Jayson was able to get out of the way, and he began to stalk the unsuspecting Pyro…when he got to his feet, and faced Jayson Matthews, he quickly leaped up and brought him down with the RibKracker! A quick cover, and Jayson Matthews scored the pin fall victory.
Winner at 5:02: Jayson Matthews!
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Falls Count Anywhere Match
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. Mr. Happy
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Falls Count Anywhere Match
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. Mr. Happy
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The match started in the ring, with Deathtrain and Mr. Happy going back and forth with each other, until Mr. Happy was able to battle Deathtrain back to the corner of the ring. He attempted a body splash to crush Deathtrain, but Deathtrain was able to get out of the way and instantly started pummeling away at Mr. Happy before he had a chance to turn back towards him…he took a couple steps back to measure Mr. Happy almost perfectly, and went for a running big boot, however, Mr. Happy was able to get out of the way and rather than taking advantage of the situation, he decided to measure him up and wait for him to turn around. Deathtrain was able to dodge an attempted punch from Mr. Happy, and as Mr. Happy was closer to the ropes, Deathtrain sent him over with a clothesline! The fighting continued outside of the ring, and eventually through the crowd with Deathtrain in control most of the way. Mr. Happy occasionally got a few strikes in, but Deathtrain would always stop his momentum dry. Both of the men took their fighting backstage and Mr. Happy finally got some life in him as Deathtrain had an Irish whip reversed, and Deathtrain was sent colliding with one of the merchandise stands! Mr. Happy and Deathtrain fought all the way to the lobby where Mr. Happy got the advantage for a few moments longer and went for an Evenflow DDT, but Deathtrain was able to fight his way out before Mr. Happy had a chance to land the move, and delivered a stiff kick right into his sternum causing him to lean towards him, and Deathtrain lifted him up and took him down with the Walking Nightmare right onto the unprotected floor! He covered Mr. Happy in the lobby, and scored a pin fall victory.
Winner at 16:34: Deathtrain!
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Non-Title Singles Match
Spike West vs. vs. Sexy Jason
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Non-Title Singles Match
Spike West vs. vs. Sexy Jason
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Both competitors went towards the center of the ring to meet in the center of the ring, and the No Mercy Champion took quick control of the match here and had seemed to be even toying with his opponent a little at this show. Jason was able to hit quite a few powerful moves on his opponent, going for a couple quick covers, but Spike West would always be able to kick out just in time. When Sexy Jason was pulling Spike West to his feet after a third pin fall attempt, we finally saw life from his opponent as he started connecting with lefts and rights to his abdomen causing Sexy Jason to be stunned momentarily. Spike bounced off the ropes and came back but got taken back down to the canvas with a powerful clothesline! Spike West was pulled right back to his feet, and he quickly attempted to go for his Sexy Relaxer, but Spike West was able to stay free from this… Spike West followed this reversal up with numerous quick moves, and a dropkick, that sent Sexy Jason outside of the ring to get his head together. There was a sign of respect from the No Mercy Champion, as Spike West was challenging him to come back into the ring, and the two met back in the center of the ring with a handshake before circling around and locking up where Sexy Jason yet again took the advantage of this match. He dragged him over to the turnbuckle to try to continue an assault, but Spike West reversed it and started to hit some hard right strikes. Sexy Jason tried to come out of the corner with a right punch, but Spike West ducked underneath it and waited for him to turn around before dragging him down with an Under-hook DDT! He quickly locked in a Boston Crab at this point to try to force the No Mercy Champion to tap out, but Sexy Jason was too close to the ropes. Both of them get to their feet after the referee had forced Spike West to break the hold, on account of a rope break, and out of nowhere, Spike West was able to take him down with a Spike Driver! He got a near fall, but Sexy Jason was able to get his shoulder up. When both competitors got back up to their feet again, Sexy Jason took advantage of the match but got distracted by both Kris Destiny and Raven who came out…they looked to be trying to get the attention of the No Mercy Champion, whom one of them would be facing at Ruthless & Reckless, but both of them started to pick a fight with each other. Sexy Jason was telling the referee to get control of the situation, and the distraction played in favor of Spike West as Sexy Jason was taken down with the West End! Angel had pointed to the referee that Spike West had a pin fall cover over Sexy Jason, and the referee quickly went down to get the count all the way to three!
Winner at 18:18: Spike West!
William Spencer: Well it’s time for our main event.
Joey Hawke: Platinum and Decoy are going to beat Steve and Tara…watch.
William Spencer: Oh…I’ll be watching. But I definitely see a different outcome when the final bell rings.
Slow square dance tune comes over the speakers as Decoy steps out holding a black, New York Yankees baseball cap in his hands and is wearing the new, silver and white, open, Toronto Blue Jays jersey. He spins around moving out onto the top of the stage as though almost square dancing with himself. The music picks up and Decoy puts the hat on backwards. He nods his head to the music (Square Dance by Eminem) and folds his arms over his chest, trying to look cool as he walks out down the ramp and into the ring.
You Don't Know by Eminem, 50 Cent, Ca$hi$ and Lloyd Banks strikes the speakers as the fans rus to their feet, a superstar is about to make his entrance. Spinning pyro goes off on the side of the entrance ramp, while a large booming pyro goes off centre stage and Platinum steps out from the smoke with his Calgary Flames jersey and sideways Flames baseball cap. He stands at the top of the ramp, showing off a platinum "P" hanging from a chain around his neck. He makes his way to the ring, and dives under the bottom rope, running to the far corner and springboarding himself to the top rope where he again shows off the chain. He jumps down and faces his opponent, ready to go.
Joey Hawke: Hierarchy looks ready to go.
William Spencer: Indeed but can they overcome the team there scheduled to face tonight?
Joey Hawke: Pfft….duh.
The lights all quickly flicker out now, as the introduction of "Undead" by Hollywood Undead begins to play. The blue lights cause a reflection all around the arena as the crowd boos waiting for the arrival of Tara Fenix. "Undead" is heard screaming as her theme plays over the audio system.
Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! You better get up out the way! Tomorrow we'll run, so let's fight today! And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say, 'cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway.
The instrumentals begin to pick up a little more, as the crowd boos louder waiting for Tara still. The XtremeTron is showing clips of famous matches that Tara had competed in many coming in at a time. Still Tara Fenix had not emerged to the crowd. They kept waiting as the lights began to brighten a little more each time as the first verse plays, and the lights can be seen slowly dimming. After a few seconds into the song fireworks begin to shoot off at the stage, and Tara finally comes out from behind the curtains staring out at the crowd that is still booing her. Her hand is raised in the air, showing off the devil horns. Her name was booed throughout the entire arena as she began to make her way down to the ring, dressed in her wrestling attire and sunglasses were hiding her eyes. The chorus of the song comes back over the audio while Tara is walking down the ramp, shifting her glance to each side barricade with fans shouting slurs at her. There was the occasional whistle out from some of the fans. Tara climbs the steel steps and walks towards the middle of the apron of the ring, hooking both her arms around the top rope as she stares out at the crowd. She mumbles a couple words to herself, slurs out to the crowd out of disrespect, as the crowd continues to stare, but as the words continue to go through the entire arena she finally turns towards the ring and goes between the top and middle ropes, giving a small leap to get through. Her pace is slow while she walks towards the side of the ring closest to the commentating booth, handing one of the arena workers the sunglasses, and then turning away from him while he puts the sunglasses on the timekeepers table. She just leans against the ropes while waiting to hear the sound of the bell.
William Spencer: Tara is really full of herself these days.
Joey Hawke: She’s allowed. She’s Tara Fenix.
The lights fade to black as a single guitar note blares over the P.A system much like Orton’s old theme. As the drums kick in the lights begin to flash from black to red on beat. Then the guitar begins to rip a good solo as Ronnie Winter starts to wail on the mic.
“YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”
It’s at this point that Steve Awesome comes blasting through the black curtain with a huge amount of energy, and a crazy ovation from the fans. He beats on his Steve Awesome T-shirt and raises the X*Crown championship high in the air as the crowd cheers..
I see the sweat is dripping
That's because you know just what I'm thinking
Don't look back it's me who follows
And there ain't nothing from me you can borrow
Steve slaps hands with some of the fans lucky enough to be ramp side as he makes his way down to the ring, X*Crown title now over his shoulder...keeping his eye on his opponent.
You like to hide behind lies
But we see through your disguise
It's not a threat or a curse
Just a proper verse
Steve then locks eyes with the ring, pulling off his Steve Awesome T-shirt to the thrill of the ladies and tossing it aside to some lucky fan.
I'm gonna make you let go
Of what you tried to withhold
And I can promise it won't be long
Yes I can promise
He takes a deep breath, cracks his neck and sprints forward, sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope and on his knees. Once inside he pops up and climbs a turnbuckle and holds his X*Crown Title up in the air as the crowd stand on there feet and cheer.
Boy, you better pray
I don't seek you out, no
You better pray
The music fades as Steve waits for the match to start.
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Tag Team Match
"The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix & X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome vs. The Hierarchy (Platinum & Decoy)
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Tag Team Match
"The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix & X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome vs. The Hierarchy (Platinum & Decoy)
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The match starts with Steve Awesome and Decoy. They lock up and Steve forces Decoy into a head lock. Decoy slides out of it though and starts to run for the ropes. Decoy looks for a clothesline attempt but the champ is able to duck in time. Decoy turns around only to get caught in a belly to belly suplex from Steve Awesome. Decoy lands with a thud but is able to generate a rising dropkick onto to Steve who stumbles back into the ropes near his corner. Blind tag by Tara Fenix.
William Spencer: Tara with the blind tag there.
Joey Hawke: Good….I was wondering how long I had to wait until talent got into the ring.
Decoy comes running after Tara who catches him with a spinning heel kick. Decoy hit’s the ground and Tara drags the guy back to his feet and tosses him across the ring with a lightning quick arm drag. Platinum takes the tag and runs in, looking for a clothesline attempt, Tara ducks it, but Platinum keeps running. He bounces off the ropes just as Tara turns around and get’s nailed by a flying forearm from the money maker. That’s right when people notice Reeshi, slowly making his way down to the ring.
William Spencer: What the hell is he doing out here?
Joey Hawke: He’s trying to get inside the head of Steve Awesome. Look at him.
Steve Awesome glares at Reeshi from the apron, taking his eyes off the action for a second or two. Meanwhile, Platinum is dropping elbows into Tara’s knee. She yells out in pain from each one and Platinum is enjoying himself. Looking up at Reeshi every so often for that nod of approval. Platinum starts to wrap Tara up in a figure four, but Tara is able to kick free of the hold. Platinum comes back after Tara who catches him in a small package. 1.…2.….Plats kicks out. Tara drags him back to his feet and starts setting up for her Fenix Wings #2 but Platinum breaks out of it and shoves Tara back into her corner where Steve was waiting to get a blind tag of his own. Steve grins at her during passing but Platinum was lying in wait and starts pummeling Steve with some clubbing forearms.
Joey Hawke: YEAH! Beat him up Platinum!
William Spencer: You scare me some times.
Awesome is trying to find away to fight back but Platinum keeps bring the thunder. Awesome goes to swing a right hand but Platinum ducks it and nails Awesome with a spinning neck breaker. It’s at this particular point that Jayson Matthews begins to slowly walk down the ramp.
Joey Hawke: Who the hell is that? Mini-Reeshi?
William Spencer: I’d recognize that fro-hawk anywhere. It’s Jayson Matthews dressed up in Reeshi’s attire.
Jayson stops behind Reeshi and proceeds to do his best imitations of the big, bad, dog without Reeshi realizing it. Back in the ring, Platinum has Steve Awesome right where he wants him. He catches Steve with a vicious side kick to the head and Steve goes down. Tara is reaching for a tag but she can’t reach. Platinum drags Steve to his teams corner and drills the champ with a couple elbows.
William Spencer: Jayson is mimicking Reeshi much to the fans delight, but Steve Awesome is out of it over in Hierarchy land.
Joey Hawke: Looks like Steve is going to be brought to Platinum Status!
Platinum takes a few steps back, gets a running start and smears the X*Crown champ with a cross body splash. Awesome is dazed and Platinum is able to find that super kick and he puts it directly into Steve’s chin.
William Spencer: OH! There it is. Steve is out. Can he kick out?
Joey Hawke: No.
Platinum goes for the pin, hooking both legs….
One…..
Two…..
ThrNO!
Steve gets the shoulder up. Platinum is shocked, so is Decoy, so is Reeshi and so is Tara. Awesome holds his arm in the air trying to rally the crowd behind him. Awesome starts crawling toward Tara who is begging to get the tag but Platinum drops an elbow, cutting Steve off from doing so. Reeshi nods his head in approval, as does Jayson, mimicking the man who beat him up a week ago.
Joey Hawke: Oh for the love of…Reeshi turn around.
William Spencer: he doesn’t see him Joey. That might be a good thing though, otherwise we might have a repeat of what happened last week on Gastro.
In the ring, Platinum is like a shark that smells blood. He crosses his throat and then points toward the turnbuckle. He climbs up, and then points to his leg. Signaling for his “Mo’ Money” finisher.
William Spencer: If Platinum can land this kick…Steve will be done for.
Joey Hawke: Say good night Steve Awesome.
Platinum waits for Steve to get to his feet. Aiming and sizing up the distance he has to jump. Steve is groggy and can’t hear Tara’s warnings and gets to his feet anyway. Platinum launches off the top rope and extends his leg, looking for the kick but Steve manages to roll out of the way as the crowd cheers. Platinum lands on his feet but as soon as he turns around….CRACK! Steve Awesome lands a super kick of his own that takes the million dollar superstar off his feet.
William Spencer: JAWBREAKER connects. We could have a winner right here.
Joey Hawke: Why does every wrestler need a super kick as a finisher?
William Spencer: because there effective, Joey.
Awesome falls on top of Platinum for the pin.
1.….2.……
But Decoy breaks up the pin. Reeshi grins, and Jayson still stands behind him. Mocking him at every turn. The ref forces Decoy back to his corner as Awesome starts trying to get himself over to Tara to make the tag. The fans are clapping for Steve to get to Tara and just when it seems like Steve is gonna make the tag, he doesn’t! He looks back and Platinum has his foot. Platinum shakes his head no, as Steve tries to reach for it anyway. Steve ends up on one foot, the other in Platinums hands. Steve just can’t seem to reach Tara so he rolls underneath Platinums legs and the momentum see’s Platinum stumble into the corner. Awesome slaps Tara’s hand and then falls onto the mat!
William Spencer: He got it! Steve got the tag!
Joey Hawke: oh no!
Reeshi can’t believe Steve pulled it off and turns around in disbelieve. That’s when he notices Jayson standing there.
William Spencer: Uh….oh…..Reeshi spotted Jayson.
Joey Hawke: FINALLY! So long you little twerp.
Jayson gulps as Reeshi pulls his arm back to strike. Reeshi swings but Jayson ducks underneath and takes off running with Reeshi hot on his trail. Reeshi chases Jayson around the ring, until Jayson gets the idea to hide underneath the ring. Reeshi, picks up the apron to go after him but much to his dismay he spots four midgets in spiked helmets staring back at him. The four instantly jump out and start trying to take the big man down by grabbing at his limbs and pulling. Reeshi is swinging wildly but he can’t seem to get free and Decoy hops off the apron to help his boss.
William Spencer: What the hell? Midgets with spiked helmets were under that ring?
Joey Hawke: Yeah….I guess so. Remind me to put giant mousetraps under the ring for next week.
William Spencer: That is….*he laughs*….the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Reeshi and Decoy battling a group of midgets. And…oh wait…Look at Tara.
Tara grabs Platinum and hits her Siren finisher. She hooks his leg.
1.…2.…..3!
Undead plays as the ref raises Tara’s arm in victory.
WINNERS: TARA FENIX & STEVE AWESOME!
Platinum is pissed but doesn’t have time to complain as he goes to help his comrades against the spiked helmet midgets. The Hierarchy battles the midgets as Steve and Jayson laugh in the middle of the ring.
William Spencer: Well Steve and Tara pulled it off. And it looks like McM got a little even with Hierarchy.
Joey Hawke: Yeah, but you can bet that Reeshi WILL not be happy about this. I can only imagine what he’s going to do to Steve for this.
William Spencer: Find out next week folks. For Joey Hawke, I’m William Spencer. This has been Pyro. Somebody get me a beer!