Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on May 1, 2009 21:04:19 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana, Exclusively On VTV)
(Live In Primetime from Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana, Exclusively On VTV)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Indianapolis with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the usual theme for our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in right away before the in-ring action for this evening kicks off....*
Cole: Welcome to this week's edition of Gastro folks!
King: Yep and it should be a great one to follow up last Sunday's Retribution event indeed, starting with tonight's opener between Bradshaw and Larry David.
*We then pan over to the ring where Terry Bradshaw and Larry David are seen already waiting inside and having apparently made their entrances before the show came on the air. Both men seem eager to get this one underway as the bell rings moments later to signify the start of the match.*
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Singles Match
Terry Bradshaw vs. Larry David
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Singles Match
Terry Bradshaw vs. Larry David
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The match begins and we find Larry David, Erez Schlomowitz’s father one on one with the almighty himself, Terry Bradshaw. They lock up in the middle of the ring and Terry Bradshaw knees Larry David in the gut, forcing him to a knee. Terry Bradshaw then pulls an arm back but Larry David, with his Jew treacherous ways, strikes Bradshaw with an eye poke. He covers his eyes and moves around the ring trying to get untouched by his opponent and to quickly heal his eyes. It doesn’t work though as Larry David grabs Bradshaw and Irishwhips him to the ropes. He bounces back and Terry Bradshaw and in his obese mid-drift glory strikes back with a splash. The pin is made: One… Two… Kickout!
Cole: Terry Bradshaw is very formidable in the ring.
King: For someone his age, he sure knows his shit.
Erez: That kusemek isn’t going to make it out tonight.
Cole: Erez Schlomowitz! What are you doing here tonight.
Erez: Well I’m here to make the better man wins, right?
King: What a good son.
Terry Bradshaw gets off and begins to wipe the sweat resonating in his forehead. He gets off Larry David, whose glasses have just fallen off. Terry Bradshaw notices this and knows that he has the advantage now. Larry David crawls around, trying to find his glasses and Bradshaw laughs at his face. He begins crouching around and slapping David in the face. Bradshaw laughs and brings Larry David to his face. Terry Bradshaw grabs David and brings him up for a Suplex, but he manages to fall back down to his feet in front of Bradshaw. Larry David catches Terry Bradshaw in an inside cradle! One… Two… Thr-Kickout! Bradshaw was just able to get his shoulders off the mat. Larry David gets up and pulls out an eye contact.
Cole: What a sneaky jew! …Sorry, Erez.
Erez: That’s my aba!
King: Bradshaw was tricked!
Terry Bradshaw tries to get up but Larry David is too busy kicking the hell out of him. Larry David brings Terry Bradshaw up to his feet and hits him with a snap Suplex. Larry David begins dancing around and is getting ready for the Family Finisher: Feel The Jewsic. He dances around, then finally gets to the worm part. He gets up but before he can deliver that punch, he gets LOW BLOWED…. By Erez Schlomowitz. Terry Bradshaw delivers a school boy. Pinfall: One… Two… THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: Terry Bradshaw!
Cole: What! WHAT! Erez betrayed his father!
King: Just like the jews betrayed Jesu-
Cole: Shut up!
*Erez Schlomowitz looks at his father, who looks back at him confused and hurt. Erez takes off his yamaka and spits it in it. He throws it down then steps on it. He grabs the microphone and helps up Terry Bradshaw.*
: I bet you are all wondering why I have done what I done. But let me tell you something. Last Sunday on Retribution, the answer to all my vacant questions have been answered. I walked the world, country to country, searching for the answers that my Jewish God has given me. I have received no answers. But on Sunday, I have received answers and it has hit me that there is a new God that I can actually see and believe in. And his name is…
: TERRY BRADSHAW.
*Erez holds up Terry Bradshaw’s hand and the entire XHF stares in awe of the new tag team as we slowly cut to commercial.*
Cole: The next matchup should prove to be...well….interesting.
*daredevil comes out to the ramp singing a random theme song then climbs the xtremetron and dives off of it into the ring, almost breaking his neck.*
Announcer: Weighing in at 265 lbs. Here is Daredevil!
Cole: He teamed up with “Big Poppy” Pyro at Retribution.
King: They say that they have massive...ummm....units.
*The trademark dada dada dun dun hits the PA system as Funaki runs out into the arena in his trademark "Number 1" shirt high fiving the fans left and right before getting into the ring and starts stretching before the match.*
Announcer: Weighing in at 192 lbs, he is one half of Allied Powers...here is Funaki!
Cole: Allied Powers got the win over Daredevil and Pyro at Retribution.
King: Definitely going to be an intriguing match here tonight with that possible element of payback involved on Daredevil's part.
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Singles Match
Daredevil vs. Funaki
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Singles Match
Daredevil vs. Funaki
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The ref finishes up checking Funaki and Funaki wanted the ref to check Daredevil again. Daredevil tries to get the ref to feel his massive unit but the ref will have nothing to do with it and signals for the bell. Both men came to the center of the ring. Daredevil glances down at Funaki 's unit and begins to laugh at him. Funaki looks at Daredevil Daredevil circles the ring and the ladies in the front row is getting a show. He motions for Funaki to do the same thing. Funaki circles the ring. The ladies did not cheer as much for Funaki.
Cole: Like I said earlier this was going to be an interesting match.
King: Let's get it on.
Cole: You may want to rephrase that...
Both men are back in the center of the ring. They go to lock up and Daredevil has a HEAD LOCK on Funaki. Funaki tries to send Daredevil into the ropes but Daredevil puts a stop to that. He wrings the head of Funaki. Funaki tries to lift Daredevil up, but Daredevil spoils that attempt. Finally Funaki sends Daredevil into the ropes. Daredevil rebounds and SHOULDER BLOCKS Funaki to the mat. Daredevil straddles him. As Funaki looks up all he sees is Daredevil's massive unit. Funaki starts to get up and Daredevil steps over Funaki.
Cole: Daredevil has the weight advantage over Funaki.
King: 73 lbs difference to be exact.
Daredevil picks Funaki up by the hair. SCOOPS him up and SLAMS him back on the mat. Funaki is back on his feet. Both men goes to lock up again. This time Funaki HIP TOSS Daredevil to the mat. Daredevil gets to his feet and is taking down to the mat with a ARM DRAG. Funaki is on his feet and Daredevil makes it to his feet. He goes charging at Funaki and again Funaki takes Daredevil to the mat with a ARM DRAG. This time he hold onto the arm. Funaki puts pressure on the arm. He takes his right foot and steps over Daredevil's head, and places a KNEE right in Daredevil's face.
Cole: Funaki took control of the match
King: Daredevil is not laughing now.
Daredevil gets to his feet as Funaki is already to his feet. Funaki TWIST the arm and Daredevil bends over. Daredevil gets vertical and shows signs that he was going to punch Funaki. Funaki TWIST the arm again. This time Daredevil sends two punches to the midsection on Funaki. Funaki released the arm and moves back a couple of feet. Daredevil placed a KICK to the midsection of Funaki and nails a SWINGING NECKBREAKER. He goes for the pin. 1....2....KICKOUT by Funaki.
Cole: Daredevil trying to end the match
King: Funaki still has something left in him
Daredevil stands up and LEG DROP right across the throat. Instead of going for the pin Daredevil gets up and start showing off for the ladies in the front row. You hear Daredevil say” I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he does a cock thrust.
Cole: That is a Sexy Jason line.
The fans booed him for using Sexy Jason's line. Of course there were the few that enjoyed the cock thrust.
King: That may have been the wrong thing to do. But if Sexy Jason has any humor. I mean he has already beaten him twice.
Daredevil goes back over and Funaki had made it to his knees. Daredevil helps him up and sends him hard into the corner. Funaki hits hard. Daredevil goes in with a FOREARM SMASH. Instead of moving away, Daredevil grabs Funaki arms and placed them around the ropes to hold him up. Daredevil climbs to the 2nd rope.
Cole: What, is with Daredevil showing off his massive unit to Funaki?
King: I guess size does count.
Daredevil begins to drop PUNCHES to Funaki's face as the crowd begins to count.1..2..3..4..5..6..7..after the 7th one Funaki picks Daredevil up and runs to the ring and delivers a massive ATOMIC DROP. Daredevil dances around and he turns right into a CLOTHESLINE. Funaki then drop his KNEE right on the forehead of Daredevil. He goes for the pin. 1....2....KICKOUT BY DAREDEVIL!
Cole: A pin attempted by Funaki.
King: I guess Funaki got fed up with seeing Daredevil's unit.
Cole *looks at King in a funny way*
Funaki picks Daredevil up and IRISH WHIPS him into the ropes. Daredevil rebounds and is taken down by a DROP KICK. Funaki is back to his feet and so is Daredevil, but not for long as Funaki nails a STANDING DROP KICK and Daredevil went to the mat again. Funaki goes for the pin. The ref gets a 2 count before Daredevil gets a shoulder up.
King: Told you Funaki was fed up.
Cole: Another pin attempted by Funaki, and the match continues on!
Funaki picks Daredevil up and nails a DDT. He goes for the cover. The ref is in position to make the count. 1....2...3 NO! The ref says that Daredevil gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time. Funaki gets to his feet and he brings Daredevil with him. Daredevil nails a couple of punches to the midsection making Funaki bend over and Daredevil does a COCK THRUST. He lifts Funaki up into a SUPLEX. He holds Funaki there for a bit. In fact he starts to walk around the ring showing off his strength.
Cole: This is going to hurt.
King: The blood is rushing into Funaki's brain.
Daredevil finally finished the move. Funaki hits the mat and he is holding onto his back. Daredevil is to his feet and nails a STANDING LEG DROP. He gets to his feet and nails an ELBOW to the chest. He gets back up and he struts around showing off his massive unit.
Cole: He is wasting time
King: He does not win that much...he has to be proud of something.
Daredevil goes back over to Funaki. Funaki had just barely made it to his feet when Daredevil placed a BOOT to the midsection and nails LOVE HEART. Instead of making the cover on the chest...he is going from the head down to his chest.
Cole: He looks like he is doing push ups over Funaki's face
King: Talk about humiliating Funaki
The ref makes his count. 1....2....3! The ref gets to his feet as Daredevil makes it to his. The ref then holds up Daredevil's hand in victory.
Winner via Pinfall: Daredevil!
Cole: Daredevil picks up his first win I believe.
King: I think you are right...and the way he pined Funaki, I don't think Fuanki is going to be happy about it.
Cole: I did say at the front of the match that this will be an “interesting” match, and suffice to say it didn't disappoint the least bit in that regard.
*Suddenly as we return from the break, all the lights in the entire arena fade to pitch black as a strange synth line begins to fill the arena. Soon bass line begins to slowly pump and random lights in random spots in the arena begin to light up on each thump. Once the song finds its main rhythm a huge pyro engulfs the arena setting off a eye melting white light. Once your eye adjusts you realize that “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem is playing over the P.A system and everybodies favorite; Steve Awesome stands on the stage in front of a big heart logo with his name written on it in sparkling white letters. The letters flash on and off as Steve Awesome begins to strut down the ramp, not taking his eyes off the ring.
“The road I walk is paved in Gold”
“To glorify my platinum soul”
“I am the closest thing to God”
“So worship me and Never Stop”
“The selfish blood runs through my veins”
“I gave up everything for fame”
“I am the life that you adore”
“Now feed the rich and fuck the poor!”
Steve Awesome arrogantly struts up the ring steps and spins around before facing the crowd on the apron. They boo him mercifully but he doesn’t care.
“I got, you want”
“It just, don’t stop”
“I got, you want”
“It just. Don’t stop”
Steve Awesome steps into the ring and walks into the middle of it. He kneels down on both knees, pointing to himself and his chiseled abs.
“This is entertainment”
“Lives are entertainment”
“You are down on your knees… Begging me for MORE!”
And with that Steve flexes his arms as silver and blue pyro rain down from the ceiling of the arena. It keeps falling as Steve stands up and walks to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms high in the air as the people hate him with every inch of their being.*
Cole: Well there he is King. The man who defeated Venom last week on Retribution. You may not like him, but defeating Venom has gotten me thinking that maybe all the boasting Steve does is more fact then I’d like to admit.
King: Just deal with Cole…..Steve is freaking Awesome. Would his last name be Awesome if he really wasn’t?
Cole: Would they call you a king if you really weren’t?
King: Shut up….you frost your hair.
Cole: You barely have hair.
King: Dammit! Stop being clever!
*Steve Awesome is now standing in the middle of the ring. A microphone in hand.*
: Well, well, well……look who we have standing in the middle of the ring right now. Why…it’s that Steve Awesome fellow…and I’d bet he has something he wants to say. Well you know what….your right. He does have something to say. You ready for it? Here it comes…..
*A big, cocky smirk comes rushing onto his face.*
: I told you so. They thought it couldn’t be done. They said I had no chance at beating Venom, they said that Venom may be small but his heart is what drives him to go forward……so what did Steve Awesome do? He comes off the top rope and he stomped right on the driving force of Venom….and took him out. One….two….three. NO roll ups, just a solid match ending move followed by the three count.
*The crowd boos…they hated the fact that Steve beat their hero.*
: Aww…..do you little fans not like that? Too bad……your hero is dead….I killed him. Now it’s time to move on. And now, since I’m practically a legend in the XHF already…..it’s only smart to move on to bigger and better things. Maybe the No Mercy Championship……so Gravedigger get your bald head out here now and accept my challenge…..
*The lights shut off and after a moment, the lights go back on… nothing has changed. Steve Awesome looks around to see what the hell happened but to no avail. The lights shut off once more and after a moment, the lights turn on once more to find another man standing literally nose to nose with Steve Awesome. A grin overtakes his face.*
: Hello.
*Steve Awesome pulls his arm back to go for a punch but the lights shut off one more time. Steve Awesome in the dark knows that all he has hit was air. A few noises is heard and the lights turn on one more to find Steve Awesome lying on the ground. He isn’t unconscious but he’s not in great condition either. Kuroi kneels down next to him, grabbing him by the face, his cheeks between Kuroi’s fingers.*
: Well well, let me guess. You’re one of those pretty boys, aren’t you? You’re one of those kinds of people who love yourself in the mirror than you do in the wrestling ring, right? Well, I’ve been in the ring with Gravedigger and let me say that in no way are you going to face Gravedigger. While that man is my inferior and my lesser, he is still a student and one who has passed with a solid… D.
*Kuroi squeezes the cheeks of Awesome harder, shaking them around. Awesome glares at Kuroi with hatred.*
: Now let me tell you something, kid. I’m sick of you and I’m sick of your entire attitude, which is why I chose you as my next student. Congratulations kid, you’ve just had your first lesson.
*Kuroi figuratively spits in Steve Awesome’s face by dropping a band-aid next to Steve Awesome and “Revolution Begins” by Arch Enemy plays as Kuroi leaves and we cut to commercial.*
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker on and off as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation and we return from the break. The chorus of "Meant To Live" by Switchfoot then hits the PA as the gorgeous and sultry figure of the wife of Rage, Torrie Wilson, then emerges from behind the curtain. Thereafter, once finished strutting on down the ramp to a chorus of overwhelming mixed reactions, the infamous XHF diva and first ever Women's Champion of the company then finishes making her way up the ring steps. Moments later she slowly, very very slowly that is, steps inside through the middle rope, getting a massive, and definitely positive, reaction from the at least the male viewers and fans alike joining us tonight, no matter how hated of a figure she might otherwise be due to her association with Rage. Then, as the cheers continue on once she's inside the ring, she proceeds to lean over toward the ropes to taunts toward the crowd briefly and then she bounces off the ropes, somewhat nervously but anxiously waiting for her bitter adversary Tara Fenix to arrive...*
Cole: It would be nice if you would try not to harass the ladies at all tonight.
King: Gotcha...
Cole: Good. Torrie I bet regr....
King: I can tell you what she don't regret... giving me this and by this I mean boner.
Cole: Sometimes... really... sometimes.... Torrie none the less is getting into a fight where she... might not come out alive.
*The lights all quickly flicker out now, as the introduction of "Undead" by Hollywood Undead begins to play. The blue lights cause a reflection all around the arena as the crowd boos waiting for the arrival of Tara Fenix. "Undead" is heard screaming as her theme plays over the audio system.
"Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! You better get up out the way! Tomorrow we'll run, so let's fight today! And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say, 'cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway."
The instrumentals begin to pick up a little more, as the crowd boos louder waiting for Tara still. The XtremeTron is showing clips of famous matches that Tara had competed in many coming in at a time. Still Tara Fenix had not emerged to the crowd. They kept waiting as the lights began to brighten a little more each time as the first verse plays, and the lights can be seen slowly dimming. After a few seconds into the song fireworks begin to shoot off at the stage, and Tara finally comes out from behind the curtains staring out at the crowd that is still booing her. Her hand is raised in the air, showing off the devil horns. Her name was booed throughout the entire arena as she began to make her way down to the ring, dressed in her wrestling attire and sunglasses were hiding her eyes. The chorus of the song comes back over the audio while Tara is walking down the ramp, shifting her glance to each side barricade with fans shouting slurs at her. There was the occasional whistle out from some of the fans. Tara climbs the steel steps and walks towards the middle of the apron of the ring, hooking both her arms around the top rope as she stares out at the crowd. She mumbles a couple words to herself, slurs out to the crowd out of disrespect, as the crowd continues to stare, but as the words continue to go through the entire arena she finally turns towards the ring and goes between the top and middle ropes, giving a small leap to get through. Her pace is slow while she walks towards the side of the ring closest to the commentating booth, handing one of the arena workers the sunglasses, and then turning away from him while he puts the sunglasses on the timekeepers table. She just leans against the ropes while waiting to hear the sound of the bell.*
King: Now her... I will not say anything because if she gets one wind of it. My ass will be handed to me... literally. By ups two day air.
Cole: Well... atleast you are honest. I just don't have high hopes for her.
King: Considering tara is a former xhf champion and all... plus she beats up men rather easily. I don't either.
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Steel Cage Match
Torrie Wilson vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix
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Steel Cage Match
Torrie Wilson vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix
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The cage lowers and soon completely surrounds both women inside as it's secured into place by ringside workers. Torrie slowly walks around the ring, testing out the steel that could very well be meshing across her pretty little face. Torrie however looks back at tara, giving her sort of a sinister grin. Maybe what she did sunday, was only the start of what she can really do. She leaps at tara and begins smashing her fist into her skull. Then as she grabs at her head, she begins to sloppily bang her head off the mat. Torrie is enraged, as she gets up not showing no fear. This lasts seconds, as she turns right into a dropkick from tara. Torrie gets up but is grabbing at her jaw, which doesn't help when tara delivers a solid lariat connecting full on with her jaw. Tara stomps away at Torrie, pushing her to the ropes, and squeezes her head against the steel cage. As she lets go, torrie crawls and crawls away. Hoping to reach the door but she is dragged back to tara. Who again kicks at her midsection, sending torrie to curl up on the mat. Tara walks over to torrie and lifts her up, brings her face to the steel cage. As she yells nothing but sweet somethings in her ear, she slams her face against the cold steel. Knocking her back....
Cole: This isn't even a match... it's like watching someone with no arms and legs fight for 15 mins. It's just... wrong.
King: I once...
Cole: No. Tara is lurk mode again.
Torrie is stunned but not stirred, as tara comes to her. Torrie fights with no regard who it actually is. She elbows her twice, which tara eats. She tries to irish whip her into the cage but tara pulls back and whips her off the ropes. Torrie leap frogs tara, tara turns around and is about to be met with a clothesline from torrie. She ducks and tara attempts a high spin kick, torrie drops on all fores and trips tara up. Torrie goes on the ropes and bounces off, landing a knee to the chest of tara. She does this successful two more times before meeting a boot from tara. She doesn't fall down, she merely shakes it off as tara stalks her. Tara pounces on her sending a flashy kick to her midsection, as torrie hunches over she spin kicks her across the face. Torrie falls down and tara goes for the legs, as she attempts some sort of leg lock. Torrie is pulling up the ropes, she gets up to the top and leans her back against the cage. Sends a couple of forearms into the side of tara's head. Tara fights it, as torrie doesn't quite have much behind them. Torrie then with her boot up to face level, she kicks at tara's face. Which does stun her, she walks back and to the middle of the ring. Tara comes running back and torrie attemps another kick. This time tara catches it, takes one leg and wraps it around her body. Takes the other one and wraps it there, as she grabs torrie's arm's. She pulls her off the side ropes then begins to whip her skull into the cage. Torrie connects and it's a complete rag doll effect. As she goes limp. Tara pulls the lifeless body to the middle with her legs still wrapped around her, she flips torrie over for a butterfly like suplex.
Cole: Eww.... this is hard to stomach.
King: Torrie can do it... or else her last name isn't Hicks.
Tara places the boot on her chest and the referee counts... 1...2... and a kickout. Torrie is not giving up easy, and tara looks to punish her more. She lifts her up and grabs her head, she looks to end it all with her finisher siren. As tara climbs the ropes, torrie shoves her off. Tara slams her head into the corner steel pole of the cage. Dazed as she just leans against the cage, torrie heads up top as she grabs the waist lock. She pulls and throws tara back into the ring for a german suplex. Tara flips completely over and misses landing on her neck. Torrie lands hard but scratches the mat to get a pin... 1...2... and a kickout. Torrie is hurting from the abuse, she climbs up the turnbuckle. She looks for the escape win but instead she turns around, attempts a guillotine leg drop... as she flies, tara doesn't move. Torrie connects and she quickly pins her for the 1...2... and another kickout.
Cole: Heart... is what I call it.
King: Dumb is what i call it. Just escape before that face gets battered ad bruised.
Torrie doesn't get it, as she pounds on the mat. Which so happens to waken tara. She stirs and returns to her feet. Torrie turns around and gets kicked with impactful superkick. Torrie falls into the corner, tara runs and drop kicks torrie in the chest. She falls down on her ass, tara runs to the opposite side and comes back with a dropkick to the face. She then holds on to the top rope and begins using the leverage to repeatedly stomp on torrie's chest with both feet. Tara smirks... as she drags torrie to the middle of the ring. Torrie however pulls some strength and gives tara small package... 1...2... and a kickout. Then tara kicks her for good measure on that attempt. Tara picks torrie up, brings her to the cage and slams her face into it. Torrie shakes it off, grabs tara's head and slams it into it.... tara grabs her and slams her into it... torrie grabs her then slams her into it... Tara sees a trickle of something fall from her nose. She notices it's her blood, she goes insane and pokes torrie in the eye. Then starts slamming it like a wild woman. Tara picks her up and drops her between the ropes and cage. She runs off the ropes and dropkicks her into it, then clotheslines her into it. Then to make matters worse, she superkicks torrie in the back of the head, causing her to eat steel once again.
King: It has gone away...
Cole: What?
King: You know... her face is too ruined it just died.
Cole: Jesus... this is a woman's livelihood at risk. All you can think of is that? I hate you for this. She is in pain and tara is not letting up.
Tara again pulls her to the middle... pins her to get the 1...2... and a kickout again by torrie. Why is torrie hanging on? Tara picks her up and slaps her, then continues to slap her with little strikes. She moves to elbow strikes but torrie catches one and turns her. She tries to lift her from something of impact but can't do so. Tara regains control by one stiff back elbow. Tara takes torrie and with impact whips her into the corner. Torrie uses it to her advantage, as tara eats the mat from the force. Torrie climbs up the turnbuckle and begins climbing the corner of the cage. Tara gets up and sees torrie is about to escape. So she makes her way up, gets to the top of the cage. Torrie's back is to the ring, as she grabs onto the wire hoping the cage to the ceiling. Tara uses this to her advantage, as she dangerously climbs on Torrie's shoulders...
Cole: Oh my god...
King: Jesus...
Cole: Finally decide to realize these girls are killing each other
King: Yes... considering they are going to kill each other now.
Tara is balancing herself, knowing she made a mistake in doing this. Torrie is holding on but her knees are knocking. Tara does something describable, as she yanks torrie head back and sends her off the top of the cage with a reverse hurricanranna. As tara flips, she able to take hold of the cage and avoid harm, torrie on the other hand is sent to the mat hard. She twitches on the mat, as tara slowly climbs down. Though... instead of making the pin right there. Tara stands on the top rope, and comes down hard on the back of torrie with the flight of the fenix. Torrie twitches some more, as Tara flips her carelessly and makes the pin: 1...2...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Tara Fenix!
Cole: Word can honestly not describe this scene...
King: The weird thing.... torrie wilson is actually moving alittle. Sure she's twitching like a corpse but it's something.
Cole: .....
*As Tara stands up over Torrie Wilson the referee moves to the door and unlocks it to allow her out and medical help in. They check on Torrie Wilson, who is indeed moving and talking. They bring in the slide to put torrie on, so she can get stretchered off. Torrie fights it, considering how small and fragile she looks. She fights to the ropes, pulling herself up. Struggling though, as the medical examiners tell her to lay back down. Suddenly leap frogging over the barricade is Platinum! He shoves the referee aside and enters the cage with Reeshi running down the ramp, sledgehammer in hand! Reeshi slides in and stands in the ring staring at Tara. Platinum turns and with a chain he brought with him is padlocking the cell door shut! Tara is trapped inside with Reeshi and Platinum. Platinum stands by with Reeshi and Tara staring each other down when suddenly the two exchange a smile!?!? Reeshi runs through the ME's and strikes torrie in the face with the sledgehammer. As platinum shoves down some of the ME's.*
Cole: WHAT THE HELL?!!!
King: TORRIE!!!!
Cole: They just took her out.... I think she's out for good this time.
King: This isn't even right....
*Rage comes running down the ramp he’s ripping and tearing at the cage doors trying desperately to enter and save his wife. Tara picks up Torrie by the back of head and drags her over towards Rage and the door she then proceeds to drag Torrie’s face across the steel mesh. Already bloodied from Reeshi’s sledgehammer attack, the wound is ripped further apart. Tara sticks her boot on the back of her skull, pressing it against the cage. As torrie coughs and blood sprays into Rage's face.
Cole: This is disgusting. Get someone out here already.
King: Yeah... we need the police or something. This can't go on here.
Cole: Torrie is just.... it's just sickening and rage... it's just wrong.
King: GET HELP OUT HERE!!!!
*Reeshi screams at Tara who then shoves a lifeless Torrie in his direction. Tara and Platinum hold Torrie by the waist while Reeshi holds her head between his legs and hooks his arms. He shouts in Rage’s direction and with a sinister grin drives Torrie into the mat with a Coral Reesh! Rage angrily rips at the door some more before dropping to the mat. An enraged and yet destroyed Rage looks on helplessly as his wife was left at the mercy of Reeshi, Tara, and Platinum. Back to the ring, Reeshi and Tara share their own sinister smiles before raising their arms to the crowd. Reeshi in the middle with the sledgehammer in his right hand and Platinum to his right side with Tara on the left. Fade to commercial.*
*The lights in the arena now surprisingly dim as "Drones" by Rise Against begins to slowly play over the PA System as we return from commercial. As the first verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp wearing a full body hooded trench so the hood covers his face. Slowly he drops down to one knee in the middle of the ramp and spreads his arms.
If you see me, please just walk on by, walk on by
Forget my name and I’ll forget it too
(Simple lives)
Failed attempts at living simple lives, simple lives,
Are what keep me coming back to you.
The drones all slave away
They’re working overtime
They serve a faceless queen
They never question why
Disciples of a god
(I won’t come back!)
That neither lives nor breathes
(I won’t come back!)
But we have bills to pay,
Yeah we have mouths to feed!
(I won’t come back!)
I won’t come back!
Venom gets up to his feet and begins walking towards the ring and stops in front of the ring and looks from left to right with his hood still on and then enters the ring. Venom rolls into the center of the ring and pulls off his hood and drops to one knee again and points to the sky. Venom gets back up and takes off his trench and his T-Shirt as the song fades out and he calls for a mic.*
: Some of you might be disappointed in me, and rightfully so. You people should be disappointed in me, because I am disappointed in myself.
*He shakes his head as the fans are quiet, letting the man speak his mind.*
: Two straight months now I've walked into that ring, the favorite to win in most of you fans' eyes, and two months straight I walked out a diappointment, not only to you people, but to myself. Charlie Velez I can live with, I've lost to him before, and beaten him before, but Steve Awesome? I am better then him on any givin day, but apperently not on Sundays, and I'm not sure that's something I can live with, but I have to.
*The fans begin to boo, tired of hearing him wallow in self pity.*
: I have more important things to do working for the commish then to lose matches to second rate wrestlers, and until I feel that I can perform those duties properly, I will be working backstage. I hope you people understand, and hopefully I'll see you in this ring sooner, rather then later.
*The crowd roars in boos as he drops the mic and exits up the rampway, ignoring the booing fans along the way as we slowly cut to break one final time before the main event confrontation between none other than MGK and Sexy Jason.*
*"I'm too sexy for my shirt" hits the PA as we return from commercial and Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and gets ready for the match to start while awaiting the arrival of his opponent.*
Cole: And here's the infamous Sexy Jason himself, looking to rebound in a major way after a setback loss suffered at the hands of GD at Retribution.
King: Which certainly he's got a great shot at pulling exactly that off here tonight, although his opponent in MGK has every bit as good a chance and is also every bit as agitated these days following a loss of his own to Doc on Sunday's Pay-Per-View...
*As the lights in the arena flicker, the fans now explode into boos, knowing full well who's about to make an entrance. The blaring opening guitars of Stone Sour's "Reborn" begin to blast through the speakers, and as this happens, the following is played over the Xtreme Tron, followed by several in-ring clips of MGK facing various opponents.
Finally, MGK makes his way out from backstage, dressed in his ring attire, with black tape covering up his hands and wrists. In white, the letters KO are written on the backs of his hands on the tape. He stands on the entrance stage for a few seconds, before making his way down the ramp, occasionally stopping to glance at the ring, and the fans. He stops between the ramp and the ring, and looks up to the rafters, before slowly closing his eyes. A few angry fans can be heard yelling insults at him, but he ignores them completely and his gaze falls upon the ring. He then gets onto the ring apron, and enters the ring. Dropping down to one knee in the center of the ring, he crosses his arms over his chest to form an X, as a blue spotlight falls down on him alone, the rest of the arena caught up in darkness. MGK then stands up and pounds his chest, warranting a series of boos from the audience. As MGK begins to pace the ring, his music fades, and he goes to his corner and begins to hop up and down silently as he waits for the match to begin.*
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Singles Match
Sexy Jason vs. "The Undisputed Icon" MGK
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Singles Match
Sexy Jason vs. "The Undisputed Icon" MGK
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Both men stand in the ring staring at one another and as soon as the bell rings Sexy Jason raises his hands for a test of strength, but as MGK thinks about it Sexy Jason kicks him in the gut making him bend over. Sexy Jason then bounces off the ropes and jumps in the air and comes down with an elbow to the top of MGK's head. MGK falls to the floor and Sexy Jason drags him back to his feet by his hair and whips him into the ropes, on the rebound Sexy Jason hits him with a back body drop. MGK arches his back in pain but is not allowed any time to catch his breath as Sexy Jason dives on him with an elbow drop to the chest. Sexy Jason then picks him back up and hooks him up for a suplex. MGK manages to block it however, but Sexy Jason gives MGK a knee to the gut and then hits him with a snap suplex straight away. Sexy Jason then takes his time and watches as MGK slowly gets to his feet, then when he is up Sexy Jason runs at MGK and knocks him to the floor with an extremely powerful clothesline!
King: Wow, Sexy Jason sure has started off well.
Cole: Totally dominating MGK so far!
King: This could be a very short match and a HUGE upset in the making if MGK is unable to get on the offensive rather than the defensive soon.
Sexy Jason taunts, kissing both his muscles for a few seconds and when he turns around MGK is back to one knee. Sexy Jason runs at him and knocks him clean over with a boot to the side of his head. Sexy Jason then goes for a cover, One. . . Two . . . MGK kicks out. Sexy Jason gets up not bothered with the ref, he walks around to the feet of MGK, he lifts his legs and then turns him over and sits on his back with a Boston Crab. Sexy Jason is leaning back as much as he can to keep pilling the pressure onto the lower back of MGK. MGK is silent but obviously in pain. He is trying to claw himself to the ropes but is in too much pain to lift up. MGK looks as though he is starting to fade but this makes Sexy Jason ease up as he feels he is clearly winning. That brief moment of release by Sexy Jason in turn gives MGK the opportunity to power out of the move and MGK straightens his legs which sends Sexy Jason running into the ropes. MGK then drags himself to the side of the ring and he temporarily climbs out of the ring altogether. Sexy Jason is left in the ring waiting, but he is not foolish enough to climb out the ring and be led straight into a trap of sorts by MGK so he waits. The ref is starting his count and when the count reaches 7 MGK gets back to his feet and finally rolls back into the ring. Sexy Jason runs at him but MGK also charges and hits Sexy Jason with a clothesline which sends him down to the canvus with a loud thud. Sexy Jason gets straight back up though and runs at MGK who takes him down with an arm drag. Sexy Jason rolls through it and gets back up and runs at MGK again but this time MGK knocks him down with a dropkick. MGK slowly gets back to his feet holding his back.
Cole: Wow, MGK seems to have new life all the sudden!
King: But Sexy Jason looks to have already done the damage on his back.
Both men are up to their feet at the same time and they stagger to the middle of the ring where MGK hits Sexy Jason with a powerful right hand, Sexy Jason replies with a right hand of his own. The two men exchange blows before Sexy Jason hits MGK with a low blow which is not seen by the ref. He then stands MGK upright only to be poked in the eye by MGK who then whips Sexy Jason into the turnbuckle. MGK runs at him and hits him with a big splash. MGK then whips Sexy Jason across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle and follows him but as soon as Sexy Jason hits the turnbuckle he comes out and goes to clothesline MGK but he manages to duck under his arm and then he grabs the back of Sexy Jason's head and hits a devastating neck breaker! Sexy Jason falls to the floor and MGK goes for the cover: One. . . Two . . . Thre-NO, Kickout! MGK appears slightly irritated by this but gets to his feet and picks Sexy Jason up. He then scoops him up and then drives his back onto his knee with a back breaker. MGK picks him back up still in the scoop and then just slams him to the mat. He looks down at Sexy Jason and at the ropes. MGK then runs towards the ropes, jumps onto the second rope and springs back and hits a very impressive springboard moonsault! Again he covers Sexy Jason: One. . . Two . . . and yet again Sexy Jason manages to kick out much to the disgust of MGK.
Cole: MGK cannot believe it.
King: Neither can I, I'm surprised.
Cole: Sexy Jason not by any means giving up just yet!
MGK gets to his feet and takes a breather as Sexy Jason slowly starts to get to his feet using the ropes. MGK waits for a moment and then runs towards Sexy Jason and hits him with a clothesline which sends both men tumbling over the top rope. Both men land hard on the thin matting outside the ring. MGK is first to his feet and he picks Sexy Jason up to his feet and hits him with a few right hands to the face before Sexy Jason returns with a headbutt to the bridge of the nose of MGK. MGK staggers back as a trickle of blood comes down his face from his nose. Sexy Jason then bends down and drives MGK back first into the barrier. Sexy Jason then grabs the barrier still in the spear position and he drives MGK back into for a second time. Sexy Jason then rolls MGK back into the ring and climbs slowly up onto the apron not taking his eyes off his opponent at all. MGK is soon back to his feet and he meets Sexy Jason who is still standing on the apron, he grabs Sexy Jason but Sexy Jason just hits him with a right hand before grabbing his head and he jumps off the turnbuckle bringing MGK's head with him and MGK bounces off the top rope and falls to the floor! Sexy Jason then slides into the ring and climbs on top of MGK and goes for a cover: One...Two...MGK gets a shoulder off the mat.
Cole: Wow, this match is every bit as great as expected. And Sexy Jason can't believe it's not over just like MGK himself couldn't earlier.
King: Two men with particularly large egos going at it in this one Cole, so neither man wants to lose their bragging rights toward the other the least bit!
Sexy Jason gets to his feet and is furious, he picks MGK up and holds his face close to his own and screams at MGK, he then gives him a uppercut before hitting MGK with a belly-to-belly suplex which sends MGK flying across the ring. Sexy Jason then walks over to MGK and picks him back up and pushes him into the corner where he hits MGK with a few chops, but the chops just seem to anger MGK who turns Sexy Jason around so that he is now in the turnbuckle and MGK hits him with a few chops. MGK then climbs up in front of Sexy Jason and he starts to punch him in the face, with each punch the crowd counts all the way up bit by bit to 9 and then MGK pauses and holds his hand next to his mouth where he kisses it and as he comes to punch him again Sexy Jason gets a sudden surge of energy and throws MGK off of him, Sexy Jason comes out of the corner going for a clothesline, but suddenly MGK launches out with a Superkick out of absolutely nowhere! He then falls down and quickly hooks the leg of Sexy Jason for a pin as the ref slides into place to make the count: One...Two...THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: MGK!
Cole: And MGK has done it!
King: But not without a war from Sexy Jason to get it done once and for all, much like the one he posed to both Gravedigger and Kuroi for the NM Title this past Sunday.
*As his music starts to blare over the speakers, MGK stumbles to his feet, and uses the ropes to pull himself up all the way. He then gets his hand raised proudly in victory by the ref. As the fans cheer him for his efforts, he stumbles to the center of the ring, and drops back down to one knee in pleased exhaustion as this week's episode of Gastro begins to fade out for good and the XHF logo slowly appears across the corner of the screen...*