Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on May 9, 2009 9:56:09 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Mackey Arena in West Lafayette, Indiana, Exclusively On VTV)
(Live In Primetime from Mackey Arena in West Lafayette, Indiana, Exclusively On VTV)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in West Lafayette with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the usual theme for our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely and then immediately afterward....*
*As the pyros finish exploding to open up Gastro, the opening of the show is followed by the sound of "Renegade" coming over the PA system. The crowd rise to their feet with deafening cheers as "The Boyhood Dream" makes his way from behind the curtain for the first time since Retribution, a few disappearing bruises still on his face, reminding the fans of the epic encounter just a couple of weeks ago. Doc walks down the ramp, smiling, and high-fives some of the fans as hes passes en-route to the ring. As he rolls in Doc unstraps the VXW Title from around his waist with one hand and throws the other in the air in victory as the fans stand up to applaud the fan favourite, who is obviously taking his time to milk the acclaim. He beat MGK and Reeshi at the same time for fuck sake you inbreds, and since most of you will have stopped reading what you thought was a generic entrance by now I will have a laugh at your expense with that insult. Anyway, Doc grabs a mic in the ring and lifts it to his lips.*
: Thank you...really...thank you. It's with great pleasure that I walked down to this ring tonight, thinking about how the last time I took that same walk, I was about to go through hell against two men I wanted nothing more than to dismantle in the Triangle of Hate. Naturally, I did not come out of the match unscathed, and my only regret is having to miss a couple of weeks of XHF programming while some of my injuries healed...
*Some boos at Doc having to miss some some time from XHF.*
: ...But from tonight onwards, I'm back! Not only am I back, but I'm here with a renewed sense of focus, a renewed vigor which comes from being told before Retribution that I had no chance of beating MGK and Reeshi - being told that it would be in my best interests both physically and mentally to avoid the match. I went in to that match a bleary eyed but determined underdog, angry at the world, yet with a point to prove. When all was said and done, I left Retribution with a new sense of purpose, I left with the respect of having won the biggest match ever witnessed in XHF history....and I left Retribution having proved myself as the very best in the business.
*More cheap pops for Doc. He's really milking it out here tonight.*
: Since Retribution however, things have already moved on swiftly. We've got MGK bragging about the fact that I barely managed to keep him down...I guess after beating him so many times he's proud just to have lasted that long. Then we have Reeshi...who actually came out and gave me credit for winning the match, before aligning himself with my own sister...Tara.
*Boos now.*
: As much as I'm sure a lot of you are waiting for a response from me on this issue, I've been so shacked up in rehabilitation recently that I don't even know what's going on. One thing I do know, though, is what I have to do this month.
*Doc pauses.*
: I may have left Retribution having proven myself as one of the greatest in this company's history, but that would all mean absolutely nothing if I didn't build on that this month - which brings me to this belt in my hand. There are still some people out there, who - despite acknowledging what I've achieved since returning to this company - believe that I still have one more hurdle to overcome if I'm to truly take my seat at the top of the mountain. That hurdle...is Mr. None Betta himself...Chris Kanyon.
*Heat for the X*Crown champ.*
: I could stand out here and talk about Kanyon, I could stand out here and say how I'm going to take that X*Crown Title, hell I could say a lot of things. Thing is, we have a show to get on with...so I'm going to keep it short and sweet, because at Breaking Point, May 31st, in the Rupp Arena in Kentucky...I will be cashing in this VXW Title and making it a part of the X*Crown. I will be ending the reign of a man who sees fit to face movie stars in nonsense match-ups rather than defend the most prestigious title in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, and at Breaking point...I will walk out at as a two time X*Crown Champion.
*With that, Doc raises his VXW Title up in front of 14 thousand very happy fans as "Renegade" hits the PA system once more and we slowly cut to commercial...*
*"The City Is Mine" by Jay Z now begins to blare over the speakers as we return from the break, and the fans come alive as lights flash all over the arena. As the song picks up, out dances Terry Bradshaw! Twirling around on the stage like that chick in the Sound of Music, Bradshaw smiles, and then sprints down to the ring. On the way down, he runs out of breath, and then suddenly grabs his left arm in pain with one hand, and then clutches his heart, stumbling around. Several fans lean over the barricades to make sure he's alright, but Bradshaw suddenly turns angry and shouts "I'M FUCKING FINE YOU STUPID FUCK, IT'S ALL PART OF THE SHOW!", and then stumbles into the ring, shaking off what could have been another heart attack.*
*As Sarit Hadad's Yalla Lech Habaita Moti blazes through the XHF's Speakers and Audio, Erez comes down dancing to the beat of his music. He thrusts his hips and gives a thumbs up to the crowd then jumps for pyro. He runs down to the ring where he awaits the start of the match.*
**daredevil comes out to the ramp singing a random theme song then climbs the xtremetron and dives off of it into the ring, almost breaking his neck**
*"The Big Payback" hits as Pyro comes strutting down the entrance ramp to the music. As he walks by a couple of old ladies... he bigs thrusting his pelvis in their faces. Then grabs their hands to rub his flabby chest. As continues to dance his way down... coming to a bunch of younger girls but legal. He kisses them on the lips, then slips them his room key. He spins around and moonwalks down to ramp, then spins back and blows kisses at a few more mature chicks. He gets in the ring, then jumps on the top rope. Takes his hand and puts it deep into his tights to adjust himself. He then pulls them open and looks down. He looks up and smiles big then looks at a random woman... shaking his head in a positive motion.*
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Tag Team Match
The Church Of Bradshaw (Terry Bradshaw & Erez Schlomowitz) vs. Small Package (Daredevil & Pyro)
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Tag Team Match
The Church Of Bradshaw (Terry Bradshaw & Erez Schlomowitz) vs. Small Package (Daredevil & Pyro)
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*Several minutes later we abruptly cut back in to ringside where "The City Is Mine" by Jay Z plays once again across the PA and The Church of Bradshaw are seen having their hands raised by the ref, having won the match apparently as Cole and King cut back in on commentary-*
Cole: Alright our apologies for that extended break we ended up taking there, but the technical difficulties have finally been cleared up and as you can see The Church of Bradshaw have indeed made their tag team debut successfully after an extremely entertaining bout versus Daredevil and Pyro.
King: ...better known as Small Package, get it right Cole!
*"I'm too sexy for my shirt" hits the PA as we return from commercial and Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and gets ready for the match to start while awaiting the arrival of his opponent.*
*The lights all begin to dim down a bit as the crowd begins to cheer after "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi comes over the audio system, and they all look towards the curtains knowing that Seth Evans is about to make his presence.
Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly!
When the world gets in my face,
I say: Have a Nice Day!
Have A Nice Day!
As the chorus finally comes over the audio system, Seth Evans comes out from behind the curtains with sunglasses hiding his eyes. A bright smile across his face as he begins to walk down the aisle and shake hands with a few of the fans along the way down to the ring… at the bottom of the ramp, he starts into a sprint and slides underneath the bottom rope and pushes himself back up to his feet. After getting back to his feet, he goes to the nearest turnbuckle and steps up to the second turnbuckle, pointing out to all the fans and gives them a thumbs up before lowering his arms back to his side. He spins in a 180-degree circle while coming off of the second turnbuckle and lands back on his feet… he walks towards the official of the match and greets, and shakes his hand before handing his sunglasses out to the timekeeper and waiting for the start of the match.*
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Singles Match
Sexy Jason vs. Seth Evans
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Singles Match
Sexy Jason vs. Seth Evans
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The bell rings, and with a huge thrust, Seth Evans takes Sexy Jason by surprise and hits him right away with a fierce dropkick. Sexy Jason rolls out of the ring upon impact to the canvas, and takes a deep breath. Seth begins bouncing in place, trying to hype himself and make sure that he doesn't lose any of the momentum he's started off with thus far. Sexy Jason soon climbs back up and onto the apron, and tries to get into the ring but while on the apron, Seth pushes him off. Seth doesn't lose velocity though. He's running to the opposite ropes. He comes back, jumps on top of the top rope, and hits a shooting star splash on top of the fallen Sexy Jason! The referee begins counting: One-Two-Three-Seth Evans gets up. Four-Seth picks Sexy Jason up and throws him into the ring. Five-Seth gets in too and the ref's count is finally broken up. Seth begins kicking down on Sexy Jason for a moment before the referee forces him off of her and lets Jason get up. After a moment, Jason gets up, rubs some bruises and dusts himself off.
Cole: Seth showing some major aggression so far here tonight!
King: No doubt about it, he's hungrier than ever by now to get that first victory in the XHF and it shows.
Seth is apparently planning to finish Jason off right here and now in fact. He kicks him in the stomach. He grabs him and places him in between his legs, apparently going for a powerbomb of some sort. He then lifts him with the power needed to do it, but Sexy Jason is able to reverse the move into a DDT at the last possible second! Jason quickly goes for the pin: One, Two, Kickout!
Cole: Nice reversal there by Sexy Jason!
King: I wonder if he'll be able to turn this match around now that the momentum is finally back in his favor.
Jason gets up, and lays back on the ropes, trying to catch a breath. Seth struggles, but soon pushes himself to his feet as well. Jason runs over and bounces off the ropes, and goes for a clothesline on Seth which connects! Jason takes another deep breath and then falls over his opponent to attempt another cover: One, Two, Kickout! Jason then returns to his feet, and after briefly turning to taunt the crowd a little by kissing his biceps, begins to slowly stalk Seth Evans from behind as Seth groggily stumbles to his feet. Seth finally turns around moments later, and as he does Jason grabs him and hits a fierce body slam. From there he motions that he's about to finish this matchup for good, and sure enough after getting in position for it he successfully locks in a Figure 4 leglock, aka Jason's Figure! Seth squirms and fights the move as much as he possibly can, desparately trying to inch his way toward the ropes nearby in order to break up the maneuver. But then, just as he's on the verge of grabbing the bottom rope Sexy Jason yanks back on him as hard as he possibly can and forces him right back into the center of the ring! At this point Seth realizes there's no escape and has to choice whatsoever...but to tap out at last as he pounds the mat in exhausted frustration!
Winner via Submission: Sexy Jason!
Cole: What a match! Sexy Jason wins!
King: Nothing is more satisfying than to win by submission!
*Jason then gets back up to his feet, and the ref raises his hand in victory as the bell rings once again and his music starts back up in the background. But suddenly, out of the corner of his eye he catches a glimpse of a lone figure who's slowly, methodically begun making his way down the ramp nearby with an evil, coniving smirk on his face...it's Matt Hicks!*
Cole: Hey what the, what's he doing out here again, I thought this was already settled and over with between he and Seth back inside the Steel Cage at Retribution!
King: Not from the looks of things Cole, seems like Hicks still has a definite chip on his shoulder of some sort, and now he's here to pick up the scraps that Sexy Jason has conveniently left for him it would appear!
*As Jason looks on in dismay Hicks slides inside the ring soon enough. Hicks then makes his way over toward the downed Seth Evans, and he looks like he's about to continue with another ruthless assault of his own toward his brother as he lifts his boot in preparation of stomping away on him. But, then out of nowhere he spins around before laying in any stomps and rushes toward Sexy Jason instead! Before Jason has time to react at all to this shocking, completely unforseen turn of events he's grabbed by Hicks and sent flying across the screen with a massive belly-to-back suplex!*
Cole: What in the world?!
King: Sure didn't see this coming that's for sure!
Cole: Yeah needless to say Matt's gotten pretty good by now at keeping us on the edge of our seats and never quite knowing what to expect next from him.
*With Jason still writhing in pain near the corner of the ring Hicks now quickly makes his way up to the top rope directly above Jason's body, and clearly intending to inflict even more punishment for whatever the reason, then launches himself off with a 450 splash, aka The Hiccup! Jason now becomes completely motionless as Hicks returns to his feet and stands over him with a cold, calculated grimace across smeared across his face while shaking his head back and forth in disgust of the man he's just blindsided. In the background Seth Evans has finally sat back up meanwhile and has a genuinely shocked, confused look on his face at witnessing what's just transpired between the other two individuals several feet away. Matt Hicks then rolls back out of the ring, simply mouthing the words "I did this for you brother...I did this, for us." back toward Seth as he goes over to climb the crowd barrier before disappearing back through the audience, leaving both an unconscious Sexy Jason and a still-baffled looking Seth Evans back at ringside as we slowly cut to our final commercial break of the evening before the main event.*
Cole: Friday Night Gastro has been plenty unpredictable as usual thus far.
King: See what Matt Hicks did to Sexy Jason, and what he didn't do to Seth Evans as a prime example of that.
Cole: And next up is the Main Event.
King: NM title on the line baby!
*All the lights in the entire arena now fade to pitch black as a strange synth line begins to fill the arena. Soon bass line begins to slowly pump and random lights in random spots in the arena begin to light up on each thump. Once the song finds its main rhythm a huge pyro engulfs the arena setting off a eye melting white light. Once your eye adjusts you realize that “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem is playing over the P.A system and everybodies favorite; Steve Awesome stands on the stage in front of a big heart logo with his name written on it in sparkling white letters. The letters flash on and off as Steve Awesome begins to strut down the ramp, not taking his eyes off the ring.
“The road I walk is paved in Gold”
“To glorify my platinum soul”
“I am the closest thing to God”
“So worship me and Never Stop”
“The selfish blood runs through my veins”
“I gave up everything for fame”
“I am the life that you adore”
“Now feed the rich and fuck the poor!”
Steve Awesome arrogantly struts up the ring steps and spins around before facing the crowd on the apron. They boo him mercifully but he doesn’t care.
“I got, you want”
“It just, don’t stop”
“I got, you want”
“It just. Don’t stop”
Steve Awesome steps into the ring and walks into the middle of it. He kneels down on both knees, pointing to himself and his chiseled abs.
“This is entertainment”
“Lives are entertainment”
“You are down on your knees… Begging me for MORE!”
And with that Steve flexes his arms as silver and blue pyro rain down from the ceiling of the arena. It keeps falling as Steve stands up and walks to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms high in the air as the people hate him with every inch of their being.*
Announcer: Weighing in at 244 lbs., here is tonight's challenger, Steve Awesome!
*The crowd begins booing Steve.*
Cole: Listen to the crowd's reaction to Steve Awesome!
King: Just imagine the crowd's reactions if Steve wins the NM Championship tonight.
*The steady beat of the bass drum then kicks in slowly as the screen fades into a highlight video of the man known only as GD. Showing plenty of past footage. As the guitar track begins to kick in GD enters from behind the curtain and stops at the top of the stage drawing all attention to his XHF No Mercy Championship. He gradually begins to make his way from the ring with that trademark smirk of his plastered all over his face, excahnging words to ringside fans along the way.
The vocals kick in and GD is up on the ring apron stopping for a moment thinking about taunting the crowd but shakes his head instead and steps inside heading towards the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up it and does a pose with the title still around his waist. He gets down and heads to the opposite turnbuckle.The camera cuts to a wide shot of GD taking the belt off his waist and holding it in the air and smiling with a streak of arrogance before cutting to a closer shot of GD jumping down and doing some last minute stretches warming up for the match at hand.*
Announcer: Weighing in at 250 lbs., he is the current No Mercy Champion, here is Gravedigger!
*The crowd goes wild.*
Cole: The Committee has recently decided to keep intact only 3 of the original rules for the No Mercy Championship.
King: Makes it much easier to keep track of the rules this way.
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XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
Steve Awesome vs. Gravedigger ©
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XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
Steve Awesome vs. Gravedigger ©
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The ref finishes checking GD. The ref takes the NM title over to Steve Awesome and Steve forms a belt around his waist as GD has that smirk on his face. The ref hands the title over to an employee. He signals for the bell. The bell sounds and both men come out of their corner and begin to circle each other. The crowd is cheering for GD. Steve doesn't like what he is hearing. GD has that signature smirk on his face.
Cole: Just to remind the fans it is still a 5 count. The Champ also cannot be disqualified.
King: And last but certainly not least, the NM title still cannot be defended in New York.
Finally Awesome came running at GD. GD side steps and takes Awesome to the mat with a Drop Toe Hold. GD gets to his feet and Awesome makes it to his.
Cole: I wonder if Sexy Jason will be out for this one.
King: I hope not.
They go to lock up again and GD grabs Awesome into a Headlock. He wrenches down on the hold. Steve sends GD into the ropes. GD rebounds and Awesome leap frogs over GD and GD continues into the ropes. GD rebounds again and is taking down to the mat with an Arm Drag. GD gets back to his feet and is lifted up and Body Slam to the mat. GD gets to his feet and he turns right into a Drop Kick which takes him back to the mat. Awesome drops down for the cover and the ref only gets a 1 count before GD kicks out.
Cole: It is going to take more than that to keep GD down.
King: Especially for a 5 count.
Awesome gets GD into a sitting position and applies a Chin lock. He places his left knee in the back of GD. GD lets out a scream and he tries to make it to his feet. The crowd is cheering for GD. Awesome tries to pull some hair, but GD does not have any hair. GD delivers not 1 but 2 elbows to the midsection of Awesome. Awesome releases the hold and GD goes into the ropes and Shoulder Block Awesome to the mat. GD leans over and picks Awesome up into a Vertical Suplex. GD goes backwards and Awesome back hit hard on the mat. GD goes for the pin and gets a 2 count before Steve Awesome kicks out.
Cole: GD trying for a pin attempt.
King: An unsuccessful pinning attempt.
GD gets up and he Scoops Awesome up and Body Slams him to the match. GD jumps up and place a Knee right on the skull of Awesome. He then get to his feet and again he helps Awesome to his feet. He goes to Irish Whip Awesome to the ropes but instead he nails Awesome with a Clothesline that sends Awesome to the mat with a “THUD”.
Cole: My god what a short hand Clothesline!
King: The NM Champion is showing us why he is the champion.
GD goes to the top rope. He leaps and was trying for a Leg Drop and Awesome moves at the last moment. GD hits all mat. He holds onto his leg as Awesome makes it to his feet. Awesome grabs the leg that hit the mat and begins dropping Elbows on it. After about 3 Elbow drops Awesome starts to stomp on the leg. The crowd is booing him. Finally Awesome moves away from GD and starts taunting the crowd.
Cole: Instead of taunting the crowd he should stay on the Champ.
King: The crowd does not like Steve Awesome.
GD is getting to his feet when Awesome brings his attention back to GD. GD nails a couple of Rights to the midsection of Awesome midsection. Awesome backs away and GD makes it to his feet when Awesome did a Baseball slide into the hurt leg of GD. GD goes down again. Awesome grabs GD's feet and rolls him over into a Boston Crab. GD is screaming in pain. The ref is in GD's face asking if he wants to give up. GD says NO. Awesome is almost sitting on GD's back. The crowd begins chanting for GD.
Cole: Could we have a new No Mercy Champion.
King: GD will tap!
GD begins to inch his way to the ropes. Awesome is trying to stop GD momentum. He leans further back and applying more pressure on GD back. GD is screaming in pain. GD again begins to inch closer to the ropes. The crowd is cheering GD on to make it to the ropes. GD reaches for the ropes but he is only inches away. The ref again ask if GD wants to give up and again GD is saying NO. On a final attempt to reach the ropes, GD moves towards the ropes. He reaches and grabs the bottom rope. The ref asks for a clean break and Awesome would not break the hold. The ref begins his count and reaches to 4 before Awesome releases the hold.
Cole: Steve Awesome has to remember he can be DQed.
King: What kind of damage is done to GD's leg?
GD rolls out on the floor. He is holding onto that leg. Steve Awesome is arguing with the ref for not doing his job. The ref is not counting at all. The ref tells Steve that the Champion can not be DQ. GD is on his feet when Awesome comes driving out of the ring. GD moves and Awesome lands stomach first onto the floor. Awesome is rolling around on the floor holding onto his stomach. GD is limping but he picks Steve off of the floor and rams his head into the Steel Post. Steve goes back down on the floor.
Cole: Does that tell you what kind of damage was done to GD leg. He is limping.
King: Steve made a mistake by taking it outside with GD.
GD grabs Awesome and rolls him back into the ring. GD goes to the top rope. Once on the top rope GD waits for Awesome to get to his feet. Awesome is vertical and he turns right into a Driving Clothesline that sends him back to the mat. GD goes for the pin. The ref begins to make his count.1....2....3....4 Steve Kicks out. The crowd thought GD had the win. GD gets to his feet. He picks Awesome up and nails a DDT. GD goes for the pin again and gets another 4 count before Steve Awesome lifts a shoulder up. But none other than Kuroi himself is suddenly seen walking down the ramp just then. He has a steel chair in his hand!
Cole: What the hell is he doing?!
Kuroi sets the chair up by the announce table and he sits down watching the match.
King: Apparently he just wants a close up view of things, at least for the moment.
GD sees Kuroi sitting in the chair. He pulls Awesome up and places his throat over the middle rope and backs away. This causes Steve Awesome to be looking straight at Kuroi. Kuroi smiles at Steve as Steve goes to make it on his feet. Steve does not pay attention to GD.
Cole: Steve Awesome should have watched Sexy Jason matches against GD.
King: Never turn your back on GD.
Awesome goes to turn and is nailed with a Boot to the stomach and then he was taking down to the mat with a Neck Breaker. The crowd is going wild. GD gets to his feet. He helps Steve Awesome to his feet and he lifts Awesome up and nails the Mark Of Excellence!
Cole: What move. Both time he has beating Sexy Jason has be because of this move.
King: Now he can add Steve Awesome to this list.
GD goes for the cover. The ref is in position to make the count. 1....2....3....4....5!! The ref is signalling for the bell. GD gets up and he looks over at Kuroi. Kuroi smiles at GD. The ref raises his hand.
Announcer: The winner of this match via Pinfall and STILL your No Mercy Champion....GRAVEDIGGER!
*The ref hands GD his title and GD holds it high in the air and the crowd is going wild.*
Cole: Is there anyone who can take the NM title away from GD?
King: I am sure there is. Just these “pretty boys” can't do it.
*Steve Awesome is getting to his feet as GD gets out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp. Kuroi stands up and picks the chair up and Steve is glaring at Kuroi. Kuroi starts to walk up the ramp. Steve is watching him. Kuroi turns around and starts laughing at Steve. This makes Steve angry and he circles inside the ring as Friday Night Gastro goes off the air for good and the XHF logo appears briefly across the lower left corner of the screen...*