Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on May 15, 2009 15:33:46 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from The Joyce Center in South Bend, Indiana, Exclusively On VTV)
(Live In Primetime from The Joyce Center in South Bend, Indiana, Exclusively On VTV)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in South Bend, the home of the infamous Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the usual theme for our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in soon enough while the in-ring action for this evening kicks off...*
*"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit now starts to blast on the darkened ring area. Suddenly, as the lights fall on the entranceway, out from the curtain comes....a stage hand? He shrugs at the audience, then, with a flashlight in hand starts looking around the entranceway, finally he comes to a man in a suit facing away from everyone, appearing to urinate. The stagehand shines his flashlight on him and the man squintily looks at him, holds up a finger telling the stagehand to wait a second. Then as he finishes what he was doing, he takes a swig out of a bottle of beer, zips up, and spins around, almost falling over. Yes folks, it's Randy Angel. The lights come up as he saunters down to the ring, having to be held up several times by the stagehand. Randy then rolls into the ring and decides not to get up until he has to.*
King: Smells like Jack Daniels tonight....
Cole: But it looks like fish and Cheetos.
King: Ohhhh god I can't believe he threw up on that woman.
*The opening guitar riff hits the arena like a ton of bricks as “The Real American” Jimmy Fat makes his way out from behind the curtain.
“When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside…”
Jimmy now makes his way to the ring hamming it up with taunts conversing with fans, and asking if anyone has some nachos. Once inside the ring Jimmy points at the crowd in all four directions before slapping his gut and doing muscular poses showing off something he doesn’t quite have. At the end of the routine red white and blue fire works go off behind him.*
King: Fat is an understatement... more like grossly obese.
Cole: .....
King: I'm just saying...
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Singles Match
Randy Angel vs. Jimmy Fat
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Singles Match
Randy Angel vs. Jimmy Fat
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As the bell rings Randy staggers out of the corner and asks what Jimmy's problem is. He swings at him but Jimmy swerves. He swings again and Jimmy ducks.... He throws a roundhouse kick but doesn't make it far enough. Jimmy does a matrix move to block but instead falls back and hits the mat.... Jimmy is off his feet and having trouble aswell. The referee starts the count... 1.....2....3....4..... Both men move, though jimmy just shuffles along the mat. 5....6....7.... Jimmy rolls outside the ring. While Randy uses the ropes to pull himself up.
King: In 25 years... i have never seen one guy roll outside the ring to get back to his feet and beat a 10 count. BRILLANT!!!
Cole: Randy looks quite angry that jimmy was able to defy the odds early on.
Jimmy rolls back in and randy punches him in the face. Jimmy shakes it off. Randy hits him with a left and right combo. Jimmy shakes it off again. Jimmy starts pulling the energy in, as the crowd cheer him on. Until Randy staggers but runs full steam at him, grabs him by the head and delivers a DDT. He gets up and starts kicking the crap out of Jimmy Fat.... in the arm... the head... and even in his multiple fat folds. He quickle goes for the legs but Jimmy pushes him off and shoots him off the ropes. As Randy bounces and runs slowly, Jimmy falls on the mat and Randy jumps over him. Jimmy runs at randy as he hits the ropes and splashes him against them. Totally mangling his body in the ropes.
Cole: GEEZUS!
King: Shouldn't have called him an obese loser.
Jimmy pulls him to the middle and gets a 1...2... but a kickout for Randy. Jimmy pulls him up and throws him into the corner, he begins hitting him with meat hook lefts and rights. Then he walks away from the corner and gets a head of steam.... Jimmy runs at Randy but Randy moves. Jimmy hits the corner, Randy ducks down and rolls him up. 1...2... and a kickout from Jimmy. Randy gets up but Jimmy backslides Randy... 1...2... and a kickout. Jimmy gets up but Randy is there to attempt a small package but Jimmy tosses him over his head instead but they're too close to the corner. So Jimmy lands in the middle turnbuckle and climbs up backwards. He looks back and as Jimmy turns around, Randy goes for a moonsault. Except he slips and falls, slamming his head onto the turnbuckle.
Cole: Oh....
King: You drink the booze... YOU LOSE!!!!
Randy dazed and confused staggers out of the corner. Jimmy punches him. Then hits him with a back elbow. Randy ends up in the corner again, as Jimmy comes in they switch positions. Randy is on the offensive and looks for a monkey flip but as he plants on Jimmy. Jimmy grabs him by the neck and tosses him to the mat. He looks as Randy lays on the mat... He claps his hands and points to it.
Cole: This could be it... OLD GLORY IS FLYING HIGH TONIGHT!!!
King: He hardly gets off the ground... it actually looks like he slips instead of jumps.
Jimmy bounces off the ropes and gives randy a leg drop.... but miscalculates and misses. Jimmy pins.... 1... and a kickout from Randy. Jimmy can't believe it, so he runs off the ropes again and delievers another huge leg drop... but misses. He goes for the pin ...kickout. Randy kicks out before the 1 count. Jimmy is arguing with the referee's call as Randy attempts to regain his equilibrium meanwhile. Randy kicks him in the back and then yanks his neck down for a huge neckbreaker. He runs off the ropes.... not sure what to do and just falls down with a headbutt. The alcohol is fueling him now, as he goes to the legs looking for a boston crab. As puts it on... but to no effect as he's not strong enough to stretch the big legs back. Instead he waits until Jimmy gets up... as he does and locks in the Big Brother Headlock slurring insults his way and giving him a nasty noogle. Jimmy is hurt as Randy lets go, he winds up his punch by spinning in circles. Randy is just about to punch him.... or not until Jimmy kicks his arm away with a failed big boot. Jimmy delievers a big bad body slam to Randy with painful results. Jimmy calls for it... claps his hands and runs off the ropes. This time he connects with OLD GLORY!!!!
King: FATTY LEG DROP OF DOOM!!!!
Cole: It's over... cover him... cover him...
Jimmy gets the pin 1...2... and a kickout from Randy. Jimmy is now livid, as he picks Randy up. He bodyslams him again to the mat. Then points to the corner. As he heads up top taking his time, Randy waits and plots his attack. He suddenly leaps up but falls right back down to the mat face first. Jimmy comes a flying.... and connects.... with the referee. Falls right on top of him, as he lost his balance as he jumped. The referee is down, as Randy is out. Jimmy is down as well.
King: I bet coming into this match, the referee thought he be safe. Little did he know....
Cole: It's like a massacre.
King: But.... instead of feeling sorry, we're glad.
Cole: Shut it.
King: You're a terrible announcer.
Jimmy is moving, Randy is on his feet and lunges into a headlock on Jimmy. Randy pulls and tugs on the neckfat of Jimmy, as he falls face first into the mat. Jimmy lands on his head, Randy lands on his face. Randy could fall on his face all night and be alright, he flips over Jimmy. And makes the pin 1...2...3...4...5...6... the referee is still down. Randy crawls over to him and pulls out the flask from his back pocket. Pouring it on his head and in his eyes... it burns as the referee rolls around in pain. He hits the floor outside, as a new referee comes out and slides in. Randy gets up and Jimmy is leaving the mat. He sends an elbow into his chest... Randy takes it. Jimmy punches him again... Randy loses his legs but doesn't fall. Randy punches but Jimmy blocks. Jimmy hits him with another right hand and Randy staggers around the ring. Behind Jimmy and too fast for him to react... Jimmy leans over to fall but Randy uses the momentum to schoolboy Jimmy into a 1...2...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Randy Angel!
Cole: In the end...
King: Weight is what cost him. Lard of shit....
Cole: Well Randy did pick up a pretty impressive win... considering he was more wasted then usual.
*Upon returning from commercial we see King and Cole cut in right away from the commentary table to give an apparently urgent update of some sort on the next scheduled match, a handicap one between Kuroi and the tandem of Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews...*
Cole: Alright welcome back folks, now we regret to inform everyone that the previously scheduled handicap match we had coming up has been postponed however, this being due to Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews reportedly missing their flight to South Bend, Indiana for this week's show.
King: Hahaha, that almost sounds a little too convenient on their part if you ask me Cole, like maybe even with the numbers advantage they didn't want to go toe to toe with Kuroi just yet?
Cole: Perhaps so King, perhaps so. Although, time will still tell one way or another as we've already gotten word via Commissioner Velez himself that the match WILL indeed still take place nonetheless, it'll just be occuring on next week's episode of Gastro rather than this week's. Furthermore the Commish has apparently chartered his own personal jet to Steve and Jayson just to make sure they're on hand for next week's festivities versus Kuroi.
King: Just another example of why Charlie's the man, only he would go to such lengths to ensure our show quality remains top notch and on schedule week in and week out.
Cole: Indeed, but anyhow we'll be right back after another short break so stay tuned for the much anticipated clash between Sexy Jason and Tara Fenix, as it's coming up NEXT!
*"I'm too sexy for my shirt" hits the PA as we return from commercial and Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and gets ready for the match to start while awaiting the arrival of his opponent.*
Cole: And here's the Sexy beast known as Jason, looking to pick up what would surely be the biggest win of his entire career to date this evening.
King: And what a monumental win it would be indeed, although it'll be MUCH easier said than done after all, considering that the opponent in the form of this sadistic woman, Tara Fenix, has yet to even be cleanly defeated period since the XHF reopened its doors back in March...
*The lights all quickly flicker out now, as the introduction of "Undead" by Hollywood Undead begins to play. The blue lights cause a reflection all around the arena as the crowd boos waiting for the arrival of Tara Fenix. "Undead" is heard screaming as her theme plays over the audio system.
"Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! You better get up out the way! Tomorrow we'll run, so let's fight today! And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say, 'cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway."
The instrumentals begin to pick up a little more, as the crowd boos louder waiting for Tara still. The XtremeTron is showing clips of famous matches that Tara had competed in many coming in at a time. Still Tara Fenix had not emerged to the crowd. They kept waiting as the lights began to brighten a little more each time as the first verse plays, and the lights can be seen slowly dimming. After a few seconds into the song fireworks begin to shoot off at the stage, and Tara finally comes out from behind the curtains staring out at the crowd that is still booing her. Her hand is raised in the air, showing off the devil horns. Her name was booed throughout the entire arena as she began to make her way down to the ring, dressed in her wrestling attire and sunglasses were hiding her eyes. The chorus of the song comes back over the audio while Tara is walking down the ramp, shifting her glance to each side barricade with fans shouting slurs at her. There was the occasional whistle out from some of the fans. Tara climbs the steel steps and walks towards the middle of the apron of the ring, hooking both her arms around the top rope as she stares out at the crowd. She mumbles a couple words to herself, slurs out to the crowd out of disrespect, as the crowd continues to stare, but as the words continue to go through the entire arena she finally turns towards the ring and goes between the top and middle ropes, giving a small leap to get through. Her pace is slow while she walks towards the side of the ring closest to the commentating booth, handing one of the arena workers the sunglasses, and then turning away from him while he puts the sunglasses on the timekeepers table. She just leans against the ropes while waiting to hear the sound of the bell.*
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Singles Match
Sexy Jason vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix
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Singles Match
Sexy Jason vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix
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The two competitors meet in the center of the ring and stare each other down intensely as the ref calls for the bell. They begin to circle the ring, gradually feeling each other out at the onset. Sexy Jason finally makes the first move as he reaches out to grab Tara but she pulls back. They then pace a bit more, still feeling each other out when Tara sends a kick towards Jason but he gets his forearm in the way to block the strike. They continue to pace before finally meeting in the center of the ring with a tie up. They jockey for position before Tara somewhat surprisingly gets the upper hand and begins to push Jason backwards and into the ring corner. The ref calls for the break and Tara makes the clean break. She steps back and allows Jason to get out of the corner. Jason smirks at Tara as he approaches the center of the ring and as he does Tara sends a quick dropkick and connects with the thigh of Jason. Jason winces in pain but then quickly strikes back with a swift kick of his own. Tara takes the shot and quickly strikes back with yet another kick of her own, this time to the kidney, but Jason catches her leg and sends three quick chops to the chest of his opponent. On the last chop he releases the leg of Tara. Tara stumbles slightly after being released and Jason quickly drops down and attempts a leg sweep but Tara recovers and leaps up over the attempt and when she lands sends a kick to the arm of Jason. Jason quickly gets up to his feet holding his arm and Tara quickly sends another kick to the other arm and then hooks him up and sends him over with a snap suplex. Tara floats over for the first pin attempt of the matchup: One...Two...Kickout.
Cole: Tara gets the early advantage.
King: And there's certainly been enough kicks to go around so far that's for sure.
Tara is quickly back up and she looks determined as she quickly makes sure Jason stays down as she drops a knee onto his forehead. Tara then mounts Jason and begins sending rights and lefts to the forehead of Jason. Jason struggles to get his arms up to block but Tara seems to have snapped altogether and soon the ref breaks in and gets Tara off. Tara holds up her arms to the ref and apologizes for her agressiveness and stands back as Jason slowly gets to his feet. The ref checks on Jason to make sure he's ok but Tara will have none of that and pushes the ref out of the way and quickly charges Jason and takes him down with a mount press. Jason sends a few right hands to the face of Tara in retaliation before quickly getting to his feet and lifting Tara up with him. He grabs her by his wrist and sends her into the ropes. Tara hits the ropes and holds on so that she doesn't bounce back into the waiting arms of Sexy Jason, but it backfires as Jason charges and connects to the face of Tara with a running dropkick that sends the former X*Crown Champion tumbling backwards and completely over the top rope! Tara stumbles to the mat in front of the announcers' table as Jason stands tall back inside the ring. He looks around at the crowd who begin to roar as the action picks up and this energizes him and apparently gives him an idea. Jason runs and bounces off the ropes and runs towards Tara as she gets to her feet. Jason approaches the ropes and leaps up and flies over the top rope, throwing all caution to the wind as he lands forcefully onto Tara with a flying cross body!
Cole: What an aerial display by the sensational young rookie, who from the looks of things has a major point to prove towards Tara here tonight!
King: No doubt about it, the tide has definitely turned here and the momentum is clearly in Jason's favor at this point, and what an incredible upset it would be if he actually pulled this off!
Both Jason and Tara are now down on the outside in pain from the high risk maneuver. Neither individual moves for a few seconds as the ref begins the ten count. Jason is the first to his feet and he suddenly springs up to a huge pop from the crowd. He stumbles a little once he's up and he turns around to find a dazed Tara pulling herself up on the small ring announcer's table. Jason then quickly rushes towards Tara to strike her back down but Tara thinks quick enough to grab him by the arm and pulls him down head first into the announcer's table! Jason's head bounces off the large ring bell violently, allowing Tara plenty of time to get back to her feet. Tara shakes the cobwebs out before quickly grabbing Jason, who's now bleeding profusely from the forehead, by the waist and driving him back first into the ring apron. Jason screams in pain as his back is driven into the ring apron not once, twice, but three times before Tara releases and Jason finally crumbles to the floor. Tara looks more than pleased with herself but notices the count of the ref and quickly rolls in and back out of the ring to break it up. The ref begins yelling at Tara to bring it back in the ring. Tara shrugs off the ref at first but then finally listens reluctantly as she lifts Sexy Jason up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Jason rolls in holding his back in pain and the ref quickly drops down to check on him. Tara slowly climbs up onto the ring apron with an evil grin toward the inflicted pain of her opponent and seems ready to re-enter and continue her assault on Sexy Jason...but then suddenly a lone, hooded figure comes darting over the crowd barrier directly behind her, the mystery person soon tossing back the hood over his head to reveal himself with a sick, twisted look in his eyes as none other than....MGK himself! The crowd screams loudly as MGK creeps up behind Tara and at sensing someone nearby she spins around quickly, as her eyes briefly go wide in shock from the sight of this man's unexpected presence. But before she can react well enough MGK is already well in position and launches one leg straight up at her and connects swiftly with a Superkick to the jaw, leaving a defeaning "smack" in its wake!
Cole: What in the hell?!!
King: Looks like MGK still has a bone of some sort to pick with Tara, and sure enough he just picked it in a manner of speaking!
Tara instantly slumps down, clearly out cold as she hits the apron mat face first, and meanwhile MGK shoves her motionless body the rest of the way back inside the ring before he croutches right back down on the side of the ring so that he can't be seen by the ref, who throughout this whole ordeal had remained with his back turned and knelt over tending to Sexy Jason on the opposite end of the ring. The ref slowly helps Jason up to his feet moments later and they now both turn and notice the downed, unconcious Tara Fenix several feet away. Jason looks utterly confused and slightly agitated that someone obviously helped him out, yet at the same time there's no sign of the person so he can't figure out who it may have in fact been. The ref looks around forthe culprit as well but sees no one, as by this point MGK has crawled all the way back over to the same part of the crowd barrier he originally entered through and climbed over it before vanishing right back into the endless sea of XHF fans all over again. Nonetheless though, Sexy Jason then quickly seems to realize the match is still officially going on and he walks over to Tara and hooks the leg for a pinfall attempt as the ref slides into place to make the count. The crowd begins chanting right along with the ref's hand slapping the mat as a previously unthinkable upset of epic proportions seems primed to become a startling reality all the sudden: One....Two.......THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: Sexy Jason!
Cole: MY GOD, HE'S DONE IT, JASON'S DONE IT!
King: And at the same time Tara's beloved undefeated streak in 2009 falls by the wayside at long last, all this courtesy of not just Sexy Jason but ironically of one of her most bitter enemies ever in the form of a certain Undisputed Icon for whatever reason!
Cole: Yeah needless to say that when she wakes back up she won't happy about this unbelievably bizarre turn of events though, not...the least...bit.
*Back inside the ring Sexy Jason now returns to his feet and proudly has his head raised in victory as the bell rings in the background, the entire sellout crowd in the Joyce Center going downright ballistic with cheers and applause in the aftermath of what's sure to be a career-defining type victory on Jason's part, even if it did come with assistance from an outside source with a personal agenda all his own toward Tara as it were. Thereafter Jason slides out of the ring and begins making his way up the ramp, the crowd still continuing to cheer him on as he slaps the outstretched hands of each and every loyal fan of his that he passes along the way and finally he exits triumphantly through the curtains above. From there we cut back to the sight of Tara Fenix herself once more, as she's now seen beginning to stir inside the ring as she very slowly sits back up and holds her jaw right away in lingering pain from the massive Superkick delivered on behalf of MGK earlier. It then appears to register mentally soon enough that the sneak attack ended up costing her the entire match as a result, a fact which causes her to instantly let out a shrill, livid scream of frustration as her entire body shakes furiously with anger and her eyes narrow with a undoubtable look of hellbent vengeance for MGK's actions spreading across her face. As the camera zooms in on her eyes, which almost seem to even breathe fire from them with just how upset she's grown by this point, we cut dauntingly to commercial...*
*Detachable Penis thrusts into the PA system, as both Daredevil and Pyro lurk their way to the ring while we return from the break. Daredevil strokes his way down to the ring, turns to a fan in the crowd and taunts them by grabbing his package. Pyro walks over to him and pulls open his tights and dares them to look.... They both laugh and highfive each other. They continues strutting like they're the best. Josef follows them closely, eying all the young meat in the crowd. Daredevil sticks his hand down his trucks, moves it around in their a bit and slaps some old lady in the crowd. He leaps to the apron. Pyro runs up the stairs, starts thrusting his pelvis against the steel pole. As they finally get in the ring, they run to the turnbuckles. Pyro flashes the crowd but it gets censored out. Daredevil makes obscene motions to his junk, as he squirts out body lotion into the fans. Josef stands in the middle of the ring with a belt, demanding the fans appreciate the best team in xhf. He leans over the rope threatening to hit the fans in the face.*
Cole: Well here are quite one of the more established teams in the XHF since it's reopen.
King: They may not have won a lot of matches, but they sure are determined!
*"All about the Benjamins" hits the P.A. GQ comes strutting out. Obsidian follows eating nachos. GQ yells at him to put those away. He grabs an handful and shoves them in his mouth and gives the rest to a nearby stage-hand. They walk down to the ring and climb in. GQ checks his hair to make sure he looks good as Obsidian makes sure his tights are on right.*
Cole: And here is the return of the combined efforts of GQ and Obsidian which of course makes up, Kanyon Inc!
King: It's absolutely amazing, and we all love Obsidian.
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Tag Team Match
Small Package (Daredevil & Pyro) vs. Kanyon Inc. (Obsidian & GQ)
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Tag Team Match
Small Package (Daredevil & Pyro) vs. Kanyon Inc. (Obsidian & GQ)
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Obsidian and Daredevil are in the middle of the ring when the bell sounds and Daredevil goes straight to work. He dropkicks Obsidian in the shin and gets up to perform a shining wizard. Daredevil smiles and brings him to the corner where Pyro pats Daredevil’s back, a tag. Pyro jumps over the ropes and delivers a sucker punch to Obsidian in the kidney. Obsidian falls to his knees while Daredevil gets out of the ring for Pyro to do his dirty work. Pyro Irishwhips Obsidian and Obsidian reverses. Pyro is flown to the ropes, and comes back to slam Obsidian down with a spinning DDT. Pyro goes for the pin while Daredevil begins pulling on GQ’s leg from all the way across the ring. Pyro clutches the leg and the referee gets into position: One.. Two… Kickout!
Cole: Kanyon Inc. are in trouble!
King: Well Small Package are so damn good!
GQ Money kicks Daredevil off of him and since Pyro already attempted the pin, there’s no more reason to be there. Pyro brings Obsidian to his feet and continually lays down punch after punch towards Obsidian. Pyro brings his arm back for an extremely painful punch but Obsidian trips over something and the momentum by Pyro forces himself to fall over Obsidian’s back. Pyro gets up, aggravated and finds Obsidian’s face mere inches from his… CHEESE MIST! Pyro braces and tries to recuperate. Obsidian uses the rest of his energy to tag his partner and go after Daredevil. Pyro finally gets the cheese out of his eyes and the first thing he sees is… SUPERKICK BY GQ! Pinfall: One… Two… Three!
Winners via Pinfall: Kanyon Inc!
Cole: And Kanyon Inc won in their first match back.
King: And with style, too!
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker off and on upon returning from the final commercial break of the night, and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, a combination of loud guitar riffs and the following words slowly begin to echo and scroll across the massive Xtreme-Tron screen above...
"Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight,
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me,
Ohhhhh...,
That shit makes me bat shit crazy,
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out..."
*With this, the hellraising chorus of "Burn It To The Ground" by Nickelback kicks in over the PA as none other than Matt Hicks himself then emerges from behind the curtain with wife Jennifer Dream by his side! Moments later this infamous duo proceeds to make their way on down the rampway to an overwhelming sea of crowd jeers, and soon amidst this the former multiple-time XHF title holder in Hicks makes his way up the ring steps, leaving his lovely wife to continue cheering him on from down below. Once inside the ring Matt goes to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off some raising a set of fiercely clenched fists to this entire sellout, roaring crowd of Xtreme Hardcore Federation fans joining us here tonight. Afterwards Hicks begins to bounce back and forth off the ropes flexing a bit, eagerly awaiting the emergence of his opposition at this point...*
Cole: And here's Matt Hicks, new theme song and all as he prepares to take on our NM Champ and perhaps do what no other person to date in '09 has done, and that's to pin the legendary Gravedigger himself.
King: Yeah it would be one whale of a win if he could pull it off that's for damn sure.
*The steady beat of the bass drum then kicks in slowly as the screen fades into a highlight video of the man known only as GD. Showing plenty of past footage. As the guitar track begins to kick in GD enters from behind the curtain and stops at the top of the stage drawing all attention to his XHF No Mercy Championship. He gradually begins to make his way from the ring with that trademark smirk of his plastered all over his face, excahnging words to ringside fans along the way.
The vocals kick in and GD is up on the ring apron stopping for a moment thinking about taunting the crowd but shakes his head instead and steps inside heading towards the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up it and does a pose with the title still around his waist. He gets down and heads to the opposite turnbuckle.The camera cuts to a wide shot of GD taking the belt off his waist and holding it in the air and smiling with a streak of arrogance before cutting to a closer shot of GD jumping down and doing some last minute stretches warming up for the match at hand.*
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XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
Matt Hicks vs. Gravedigger ©
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XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
Matt Hicks vs. Gravedigger ©
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The two stand at opposite corners as the bell sounds. Hicks begins to move slowly around the ring and then suddenly speeds up for a quick strike but Gravedigger swiftly side-steps the strike and connects with an elbow to the side of Hicks’ head. Hicks staggers back into the corner holding his head and Gravedigger moves in and delivers some quick kicks to the midsection before sending Hicks across into the far corner. Hicks scales the turnbuckles and spins, connecting with a cross body.
Cole: Matt Hicks looking extremely impressive here tonight thus far!
King: Yeah at this rate we could be in for an upset much like Sexy Jason managed to pull off versus Tara earlier on.
Hicks rolls through the attack and waits for Gravedigger to get to his feet before striking with an enziguri kick, stunning the champion. A quick pinfall attempt from Hicks but GD kicks out soon after the count of one. The two get up and Hicks continues with his aggressive attack, charging forward but GD is ready and counters with a hip toss into an arm bar, keeping the speedy Hicks grounded.
Cole: GD showing off some great technical skills it seems.
King: Yeah that's typically always been GD's style for the most part I notice, just slowly work the opponent over and pick him apart bit by bit before going in for the kill so to speak.
GD lets the challenger to his feet before pulling the arm of Hicks behind him. Hicks counters with some elbow strikes to the head of GD, causing him to let go of the hold. Hicks turns around and GD attempts a clothesline but Hicks ducks under. As they both turn around Hicks delivers a wheel kick to the champion, knocking him back into the ropes. Hicks whips GD into the far ropes, he attempts a back body toss but as he’s hunched over GD grabs his head and connects with a DDT.
Cole: Nice counter there by GD!
King: Yeah looks like the tables may be about to turn here, and not in any sort of positive way as far as Matt Hicks is concerned.
GD sits next to a suddenly stunned Hicks before rolling him over and arrogantly laying back on him but Hicks violently kicks out after the count of three. Gravedigger gets up and greets Hicks with a back suplex. GD goes right after the legs of Hicks and there it is, Breaking Point! With the Breaking Point locked in tight Hicks looks ready to tap when suddenly with a loud thud GD lets go of the hold and abruptly collapses to the floor. The camera pans over to reveal Reeshi with a steel chair in hand!
Winner via DQ and Still No Mercy Champion: Gravedigger!
Cole: What in the world, first MGK mysteriously comes out to interrupt Tara's match earlier, and now this?!
King: Yeah much like with MGK earlier it seems as though Reeshi is definitely out here to prove a major point tonight, one way or another!
*Reeshi then grabs Gravedigger by the back of the head and shoves him into a standing position in the corner. He grabs Gravedigger by the throat and holds his head back, getting in his face the camera is close enough to hear Reeshi’s words “Don't look so undefeated now!” he shouts, literally into the face of Gravedigger while he chokes the life out of him. Reeshi then places the chair where his hand was, into the throat of GD before thrusting both the chair and Gravedigger’s throat forward into the mat! GD is kicking and screaming, rolling on the mat, holding his throat as Reeshi stares at him, that sadistic smirk over his face. The smirk disappears as Hicks can be heard laughing in the background. Reeshi takes the chair and bends it over the skull of Hicks! Hicks is out cold on the mat as Reeshi turns back to GD, smiling sadistically as he slowly backs away and out of the ring. Medical personnel rush past him and into the ring to tend to the fallen champion as this week's edition of Gastro fades out for good, and the XHF logo briefly appears across the corner of the screen...*