Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on May 22, 2009 14:24:01 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from The Bank of Kentucky Center in Highland Heights, Kentucky, Exclusively On VTV)
(Live In Primetime from The Bank of Kentucky Center in Highland Heights, Kentucky, Exclusively On VTV)
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*Following the previous brand spankin' NEW video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Highland Heights, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the latest show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
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*All the lights in the entire arena fade to pitch black as a strange synth line begins to fill the arena. Soon bass line begins to slowly pump and random lights in random spots in the arena begin to light up on each thump. Once the song finds its main rhythm a huge pyro engulfs the arena setting off a eye melting white light. Once your eye adjusts you realize that “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem is playing over the P.A system and everybodies favorite; Steve Awesome stands on the stage in front of a big heart logo with his name written on it in sparkling white letters. The letters flash on and off as Steve Awesome begins to strut down the ramp, not taking his eyes off the ring.
“The road I walk is paved in Gold”
“To glorify my platinum soul”
“I am the closest thing to God”
“So worship me and Never Stop”
“The selfish blood runs through my veins”
“I gave up everything for fame”
“I am the life that you adore”
“Now feed the rich and fuck the poor!”
Steve Awesome arrogantly struts up the ring steps and spins around before facing the crowd on the apron. They boo him mercifully but he doesn’t care.
“I got, you want”
“It just, don’t stop”
“I got, you want”
“It just. Don’t stop”
Steve Awesome steps into the ring and walks into the middle of it. He kneels down on both knees, pointing to himself and his chiseled abs.
“This is entertainment”
“Lives are entertainment”
“You are down on your knees… Begging me for MORE!”
And with that Steve flexes his arms as silver and blue pyro rain down from the ceiling of the arena. It keeps falling as Steve stands up and walks to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms high in the air as the people hate him with every inch of their being.*
*Suddenly an eerie breathing takes over the P.A system causing the lights in the arena to go pitch black. The breathing gets more and more intense slowly giving way to the opening riffs of the The Duke Nukem Theme performed by Megadeath.
"Let's Rock!"
A big blast of pyro explodes from the stage as the song breaks into its fast paced metal sound. This cues the final XHF Hardcore Champion to step from behind the black curtain in a blast of energy. The crowd loves Jayson but he still only gets a mixed reaction as he struts on down to ringside. Jayson moves from side to side on the stage dressed in a pair of red wrestling shorts and his XHF Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist. The guitars rock on as Jayson runs down the ramp and dives into the ring through the bottom and second rope and landing in a forward summersault and on his feet. Then in one last burst of energy he leans over the ropes raising his Hardcore Title high in the air as the crowd looks on at it in awe.*
*The trademark dada dada dun dun hits the PA system as Funaki runs out into the arena in his trademark "Number 1" shirt high fiving the fans left and right before getting into the ring and starts stretching before the match.*
Cole: And here's the first team of Awesome, Matthews and Sho Funaki, an...odd pairing to say the least.
King: Yeah talk about some creative booking this week on the part of Commissioner Velez. And meanwhile speaking of a strange pairing this next team of Kuroi, Daredevil and Pyro takes that to a whole new level if I do say so myself...
*Suddenly... The lights shut off, leaving the crowd shrowded with darkness... The Xtreme Tron is now turned on and we find a message....*
"XHF Will Be Mine."
*As that happens, the dirty fretwork of "Revolution Begins" by Arch Enemy. plays as we find a shadow walking into view with a spotlight on it. The spotlight grows brighter and we now find the image of a man of whom we all hate, Kuroi! The crowd begins booing but Kuroi simply ignores it. He walks down to the ring. On the Xtreme Tron, we find video clips of Kuroi working out, bringing himself to the limit, switching to video clips of him performing finishers on some random XHF Superstars. Some main highlights are: The Kuroi Knockout onto AJ Phoenix, The Death Grip onto MGK in the ECF Doomsday Cage, and The Kuroi Kill to Fury. Of course, there are more but those are the ones most seen. The spotlight still following. Kuroi slides to the ring as the light goes on, and stands in the corner awaiting the match to begin.*
*Detachable Penis thrusts into the PA system, as both Daredevil and Pyro lurk their way to the ring. Daredevil strokes his way down to the ring, turns to a fan in the crowd and taunts them by grabbing his package. Pyro walks over to him and pulls open his tights and dares them to look.... They both laugh and highfive each other. They continues strutting like they're the best. Josef follows them closely, eying all the young meat in the crowd. Daredevil sticks his hand down his trucks, moves it around in their a bit and slaps some old lady in the crowd. He leaps to the apron. Pyro runs up the stairs, starts thrusting his pelvis against the steel pole. As they finally get in the ring, they run to the turnbuckles. Pyro flashes the crowd but it gets censored out. Daredevil makes obscene motions to his junk, as he squirts out body lotion into the fans. Josef stands in the middle of the ring with a belt, demanding the fans appreciate the best team in xhf. He leans over the rope threatening to hit the fans in the face.*
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Six-Man Tag Team Match
Steve Awesome, Jayson Matthews & Funaki vs. Kuroi & Small Package (Daredevil & Pyro)
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Six-Man Tag Team Match
Steve Awesome, Jayson Matthews & Funaki vs. Kuroi & Small Package (Daredevil & Pyro)
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The referee calls for the bell momentarily, starting up the opening match of the evening. Kuroi and Steve Awesome remain inside the ring start off the match. Kuroi goes for a few quick punches on Steve Awesome, but he dodges. Steve Awesome ducks under another and moves away from the looming beast known as Kuroi. He smiles and turns around, only to be met by a back heel kick to the jaw. Steve Awesome falls to the ground and then Kuroi goes to his corner and tags in Daredevil. Daredevil gets into the ring and rushes onto Steve Awesome for a quick cover. One....Tw...then Awesome kicks out. Steve Awesome gets to his feet and rushes Daredevil, hitting a hard shoulder tackle. Daredevil hits the canvus hard. Steve Awesome then picks up Daredevil and hooks him, then lifting him high above for a suplex attempt.
King: This is turning out to be one hell of a match thus far.
Cole: No doubt about it King.
Steve Awesome holds him up and slams him, head first, with a stalling brainbuster. Awesome then goes for a cover....ONE!......TWO!.....THR....Kickout! Daredevil gets up and rolls to the corner and tags in Kuroi again. The revived Kuroi then runs at Steve Awesome who quickly reaches over to tag in Jayson Matthews. Kuroi goes for a heel kick, but Jayson catches it. Jayson slams the foot into the ground and hits a clothesline on Kuroi immediately afterward. Kuroi quickly gets up. He then kicks Jayson in the gut before he can react well enough and nails a vicious DDT on him out of nowhere! Jayson slowly gets up. Kuroi gets up before him. Jayson desparately reaches over toward each of his partners for a tag but Kuroi grabs his foot. Jayson makes a wise turn in the air and hits a mule kick on Kuroi. Funaki then suddenly enters into the ring after Kuroi crawls over to him for a tag. Jayson Matthews in turn quickly runs to the corner and tags in Pyro. Pyro moves toward Funaki, who ducks and using his agility hits Pyro's leg out from under him. Funaki then sits Pyro up and hits a vicious dropkick straight into his face from the sitting position he was in! Pyro falls back and slumps over onto his back. Funaki then rushes to the corner and then jumps off and hits a 450 splash on Pyro. Funaki goes for the cover.
Cole: This could be it!
King: No way!
One...Two...Thre-NO, Kickout! The crowd starts chanting "Holy shit!" and then the dazed Pyro sits up and drags himself over far enough to just barely reach Daredevil's hand and tag him back in. Once inside Daredevil is about to go after Funaki, but just before he can reach him he's stopped dead in his tracks as both Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews have unofficially entered the ring together and come charging straight at him. They then hit a vicious double clothesline on Daredevil, taking him down with a sickening thud. Awesome and Matthews in turn run at Kuroi and Pyro, who try to get back into in the ring as well. They hit them both completely out of the ring. Meanwhile Funaki goes for the cover on Daredevil who remains down and unmoving from the previous double clothesline: One......Two.....THREE!
Winners via Pinfall: Steve Awesome, Jayson Matthews & Funaki!
King: My god, what a great match.
Cole: That it was, though there's still plenty of unfinished business between Steve Awesome and Kuroi in particular I would think, since after all Kuroi didn't even technically get pinned in order to suffer this tag team loss tonight.
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. as we return from the break and Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
King: Look at him…eating all those nachos.
Cole: A little nachos never hurt no one.
King: I’d hardly call that a little.
*"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit starts to blast on the dark ring area. Suddenly, as the lights fall on the entranceway, out from the curtain comes....a stage hand? He shrugs at the audience, then, with a flashlight in hand starts looking around the entranceway, finally he comes to a man in a suit facing away from everyone, appearing to urinate. The stagehand shines his flashlight on him and the man squintily looks at him, holds up a finger telling the stagehand to wait a second. Then as he finishes what he was doing, he takes a swig out of a bottle of beer, zips up, and spins around, almost falling over. Yes folks, it's Randy Angel. The lights come up as he saunters down to the ring, having to be held up several times by the stagehand. Randy then rolls into the ring and decides not to get up until he has to.*
King: This man is a hero!
Cole: He’s a drunk.
King: Yeah a hero to drunks around the world!
*"I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" now hits the PA system as Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain moments later. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!" He jumps down and gets ready for his match.*
Cole: And here comes the sexiest man in all of wrestling!
King: Ugh just take a cold shower.
Cole: For the last time I’m not gay for Sexy Jason!
King: Your tightening pants beg to differ...
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker off and on and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, a combination of loud guitar riffs and the following words slowly begin to echo and scroll across the massive Xtreme-Tron screen above...
"Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight,
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me,
Ohhhhh...,
That shit makes me bat shit crazy,
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out..."
*With this, the hellraising chorus of "Burn It To The Ground" by Nickelback kicks in over the PA as none other than Matt Hicks himself then emerges from behind the curtain with wife Jennifer Dream by his side! Moments later this infamous duo proceeds to make their way on down the rampway to an overwhelming sea of crowd jeers, and soon amidst this the former multiple-time XHF title holder in Hicks makes his way up the ring steps, leaving his lovely wife to continue cheering him on from down below. Once inside the ring Matt goes to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off some raising a set of fiercely clenched fists to this entire sellout, roaring crowd of Xtreme Hardcore Federation fans joining us here tonight. Afterwards Hicks begins to bounce back and forth off the ropes flexing a bit, eagerly awaiting the emergence of his opposition at this point...*
Cole: And here comes the despicable Hicks.
King: You mean Hiccup.
Cole: Either way I bet he’s going to try and steal his way to victory here tonight.
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Fatal Fourway Match
Randy Angel vs. Obsidian vs. Sexy Jason vs. Matt Hicks
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Fatal Fourway Match
Randy Angel vs. Obsidian vs. Sexy Jason vs. Matt Hicks
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The bell rings and each man finds himself in a corner. Each one dares someone to make the first move. Obsidian ignores any of the taunts as he misses his nachos, randy is drunk so he really doesn’t care. Jason however starts charging after Hicks. Hicks not wanting anything to do with Jason at the moment quickly rolls out of the ring. With his back turned Jason is wide open for Obsidian to attack from behind, randy joins in as well. Jason eventually turns around and tries to fight off both men sending punches both their way, but it appears that the numbers are catching up to him. Hicks just laughs on the outside.
Cole: OH COME ON! This isn’t supposed to be a handicap match.
King: Yeah bit its every man for himself, and Sexy Jason is the biggest guy in there. It makes perfect sense.
Cole: It’s still not fair.
King: You just don’t want to see your boyfriend hurt.
Jason shoves Randy backwards, who stumbles and falls flat on his ass. With that opening Jason concentrates his efforts on Obsidian. After a few punches and a knee to the gut Jason hits a text book body slam. Before Jason can do anything else Hicks has sneaked his way up to the apron and uses the top rope as a spring board giving Jason a diving clothesline. With Jason down Hicks starts unloading with stomps to the midsection. After that Hicks moves in for a submission hold on the legs. Meanwhile Randy as found himself fighting with Obsidian. Those two are not physically fighting though. Theirs is strictly a war of words, and yo’ momma jokes. Randy being the more cunning of the two, even while drunk gets the better of obsidian. Pissed obsidian hits Randy with a swift kick to the stomach. Randy bends over and Obsidian picks him up for an airplane spin.
King : Isn’t that pointless?
Cole : How so?
King : Randy’s drunk. He’s already dizzy.
With Randy being twirled around we shift our focus back on Hicks and Jason. Jason has managed to fight his way out of a single leg crab. Hicks tries to keep up the attack but Jason blocks his punches and unloads a few of his own. Jason then picks Hicks up for a suplex, but hicks floats over and bounces off the ropes. Jason catches this and hits Hicks with a drop toe hold. Obsidian has released randy from the airplane spin and Randy staggers as fast as he can to the ropes and leans over them and vomits.
King : Aww…now I’m going to smell that all night.
Cole : I think I’m going to be sick.
Once Randy finishes up, Obsidian plants him with a DDT. Goes for the pin…1…2…Jason breaks up the pin. Jason starts beating on Obsidian. The two share some punches but Hicks has regained his footing and hits a dropkick to the back of Jason sending him into the second rope. Hicks starts to make a charging knee to the back but Obsidian beats him to the punch, and is choking Jason on the ropes. Hicks watches contently letting someone else do his work for a few seconds. Once the ref’s count reaches 3 Obsidian stops the choke and turns into a spine buster from hicks. With everyone somehow down Hicks taunts the crowd showing the world how great he is.
King : Hicks is looking pretty damn good right now.
Cole : Please king he’s been sneaky all match letting other beat each other up.
King : It's both evil and smart…I LOVE IT!
Jason starts to stir a bit, which doesn’t make Hicks happy at all. He goes to charge in for some kind of move. But Randy has gotten himself back into the match and trips Hicks. With hicks on the mat Randy locks in an armbar. Jason is now back on his feet and monitors the situation. He laughs at hicks expense and starts dropping elbows to the chest of Hicks while he’s still in the armbar. This keeps up for a few more elbow drops.
King: And who’s double teaming now?!?!? Huh Cole?
Cole: Sexy Jason is merely returning the favor.
King: LIES!
Randy is drunk, everyone knows that so he would take exception to someone beating on his opponent while they’re in his move. So Randy breaks the hold and starts trash talking Jason. With hicks released he rolls out of the ring and harms way. Randy saying something about being sexier than Jason, and strikes one of Jason’s poses. Jason just smirks and mouths “oh yeah?” and strikes one of his poses igniting a loud chorus of cheers from every female in the audience.
Cole: I can’t get enough of that body.
King: God cole, sometimes you just make it too easy.
With a good percentage of the women in the crowd now wet in their pants, Randy sends a few quick punches to Jason and locks in the dreaded big brother headlock. Jason takes a couple of noogies as Randy starts telling him that he banged his mother last night. This keeps on going with Randy getting into pretty graphic detail about what he did to Jason’s mother. Jason decided enough was enough and picks randy up and hits a huge back suplex. With Randy down Jason climbs the top and signals for the sexy splash. Obsidian could easily stop this from happening but he’s been distracted by a fan in the front row who is eating a plate of nachos.
Cole: Here comes the sexiest move in all of wrestling!
King: I wonder what it will look like with beer goggles on…
Cole: Randy Angel is about to find out…
Thankfully for Randy Hicks as seen his opportunity and quickly climbs in the ring and hits a top rope arm drag on Jason who was still in mid pose. With Jason down Hicks turns his attention to Randy who is making his way back up to the best of his ability. Once up Hicks starts with the attack of punches and kicks to the midsection. He then scoops up Randy and brings him into the turnbuckle and ties him in the tree of woe. Meanwhile the nacho fan has been fed up with obsidian asking him for just one nacho, throws one into the ring. Obsidian runs after the stray chip that his begging to be eaten. Once in the ring Obsidian looks frantically for the chip it landed right near Randy angel. He runs right at hicks and randy. Hicks moves out of the way and Obsidian runs right into Randy. Once that has happened Hicks calls out to Obsidian to get his attention. It works and as Obsidian turns to Hicks, he stomps on the stray nacho chip. Obsidian screams “you monster!” and goes into a nacho rage and starts unloading on Hicks faster than Hicks can do anything.
Cole: Nacho…Nacho…Nacho rage!
King: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Cole: It is catchy though.
King: Oh totally.
With Hicks reeling Obsidian runs at him and hits a head scissor take down sending Hicks out of the ring. Obsidian beats his chest and roars. Jason has gotten up by now and moves in for obsidian. He tells the crowd to be quiet, as he taps on Obsidian’s shoulder. Obsidian turns around into a Sexy Suplex attempt, but Obsidian manages to float over and as soon as Jason turns around he gets hit with the Cheesy Mist!
King: Where did that come from!?!?!?!
Cole: Sexy Jason’s face is going to smell like cheese for a week.
King: You gonna scrub it off for him?
Cole: No!....Ok maybe...
Jason rolls out of the ring trying to get the cheesy mist out of his eyes. Randy comes out of nowhere and locks in the big brother headlock on Obsidian, but he falls flat on his face and hits the Drunk Dropper on Obsidian. Obsidian looks down for the count. Before randy can get up and even go for the pin Hicks is back in the ring and whips randy into the turnbuckle and manages to lock in what he likes to call “That’s a Wrap.” Randy looks like he’s going to vomit again, distracting the ref from making the 5 count.
King: Oh please not again…they haven’t cleaned up the other pile yet.
Cole: Yeah the cameraman almost slipped on it twice.
Unknown to Hicks Jason has gotten enough of the mist out of his eyes and has climbed to the top rope. He signals for the Sexy Splash and nails it on the downed Obsidian. He makes the cover: 1…2…Hicks lets go of his hold…3!
Winner via Pinfall: Sexy Jason!
Cole: And Sexy Jason manages to keep his hot streak going!
King: Cheese Face got lucky Hicks didn’t get there a second earlier.
*Hicks and Jason stare each other down intensely, with Hicks mouthing “you got lucky” while Randy falls off the ring apron, but its cool as he’s drunk, so he can’t feel it. Cut to commercial...*
Cole: This next match is a Two out of Three Falls match.
King: Let's take you back briefly to last week Friday Night Gastro match between Sexy Jason and “The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix.
*The Xtreme-Tron comes on and we see an extended replay clip of last week's match finish:
Tara shrugs off the ref at first but then finally listens reluctantly as she lifts Sexy Jason up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Jason rolls in holding his back in pain and the ref quickly drops down to check on him. Tara slowly climbs up onto the ring apron with an evil grin toward the inflicted pain of her opponent and seems ready to re-enter and continue her assault on Sexy Jason...but then suddenly a lone, hooded figure comes darting over the crowd barrier directly behind her, the mystery person soon tossing back the hood over his head to reveal himself with a sick, twisted look in his eyes as none other than....MGK himself! The crowd screams loudly as MGK creeps up behind Tara and at sensing someone nearby she spins around quickly, as her eyes briefly go wide in shock from the sight of this man's unexpected presence. But before she can react well enough MGK is already well in position and launches one leg straight up at her and connects swiftly with a Superkick to the jaw, leaving a defeaning "smack" in its wake!
Cole: What in the hell?!!
King: Looks like MGK still has a bone of some sort to pick with Tara, and sure enough he just picked it in a manner of speaking!
*The camera now fades back over to Cole and King live at ringside.*
Cole: That was an unthinkable upset.
King: As you can see clearly that MGK had a part in making that unthinkable upset a reality.
*As the lights in the arena flicker, the fans explode into boos, knowing full well who's about to make an entrance. The blaring opening guitars of Stone Sour's "Reborn" begin to blast through the speakers, and as this happens, the following is played over the Xtreme Tron, followed by several in-ring clips of MGK facing various opponents.
Finally, MGK makes his way out from backstage, dressed in his ring attire, with black tape covering up his hands and wrists. In white, the letters KO are written on the backs of his hands on the tape. He stands on the entrance stage for a few seconds, before making his way down the ramp, occasionally stopping to glance at the ring, and the fans. He stops between the ramp and the ring, and looks up to the rafters, before slowly closing his eyes. A few angry fans can be heard yelling insults at him, but he ignores them completely and his gaze falls upon the ring. He then gets onto the ring apron, and enters the ring. Dropping down to one knee in the center of the ring, he crosses his arms over his chest to form an X, as a blue spotlight falls down on him alone, the rest of the arena caught up in darkness. MGK then stands up and pounds his chest, warranting a series of boos from the audience. As MGK begins to pace the ring, his music fades, and he goes to his corner and begins to hop up and down silently as he waits for the match to begin.*
Cole: This match was granted to Tara after she asked Commissioner Charlie Velez.
King: Tara was not a happy camper when she came too from that Superkick. I mean MGK cost her the match and the impressive winning streak.
*The arena turns to black and guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the drum begins to join the guitar in the sounds. Flashes of light decorate the stage area as David Draiman's voice lets out a soft "can you feel that..." The crowd rushes to their feet looking to get their snapshot of the XHF legend about to walk through the curtain. Three large pyros go off at the top of the stage to the beat of Draiman's "ooh ah ah ah" The song immediately jumps to it's chorus as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed deafens the crowd and is it does Reeshi steps through the smoke and pyro to a loud chorus of boos and flashing lights. He stands atop the entrance way soaking in the feedback from the XHF faithful and walks slowly, yet with a purpose towards the ring. He walks around to the ring, eying up each corner, claiming it as his own before he uses the steps at the front of the entrance to climb onto the apron. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, walking towards the middle of the ring and raising his fist in the air. The boo's and chants grow louder once again, sparking a snarl like smile from Reeshi.*
Cole: Reeshi was not happy with the outcome of last week's match.
King: He said that MGK went above him and attacked Tara.
Cole: Remember this is a Two out of Three Falls match. There will be a 20 second rest period between each of the falls.
King: If you even want to call it a rest period. Maybe for the winner of the match...
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Two out of Three Falls Match
"The Undisputed Icon" MGK vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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Two out of Three Falls Match
"The Undisputed Icon" MGK vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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The ref had finished checking Reeshi and signals for the bell to sound. Reeshi comes out of the corner and does not waste any time. He nails MGK with a combination of left and right. He does this twice and it staggers MGK each time. He grabs MGK and sends him into the ropes. MGK rebounds and is taking down with a Clothesline. Reeshi goes for the cover. The ref is in position but only gets a 2 count before MGK kicks out.
Cole: It is going to take a little more then that to pin MGK.
King: But who ever wins the first fall has the distinct advantage here.
MGK is in a sitting position when Reeshi delivers a nice kick to the back of MGK. MGK screams in pain and falls over on his side. Reeshi bends over to pick MGK up. MGK is holding onto his back. Reeshi lifts him up and Body Slams him back to the mat. Reeshi jumps up and attempts a Leg Drop but MGK rolls out of the way. Reeshi hits all mat. MGK gets to his feet, still holding onto his back. He delivers not 1 but 2 kicks to the back of Reeshi. Each kick causes Reeshi to scream in pain.
Cole: Some nice kicks to the back has been delivered.
MGK picks Reeshi up and sends him into the ropes. Reeshi rebounds and he is taking down with a dropkick. MGK goes for the cover. The ref gets 1 ½ count before Reeshi gets a shoulder up.
King: MGK trying to get the first fall under his belt.
MGK goes to pick Reeshi up and for his efforts Reeshi just nails him with a couple or punches to the fac which sends MGK to the mat. Reeshi then begins stomping on MGK. Resshi picks up the daze MGK and nails what he calls Fish Out Of Water. He hooks the leg and the ref is in position. 1....2....3! Reeshi stands up and his hand is raised in victory.
Winner of Fall 1: Reeshi!
Cole: What a move! Tucks MGK's head under his arm and drives MGK to the mat.
King: MGK has 20 seconds to recover from that move. Resshi has the advantage.
Reeshi was moved back to a neutral corner. MGK lays in the middle of the mat. MGK was making it to his knees when the bell sounded for the second fall to begin. Resshi came out and attempted to stomp on MGK. MGK rolled out of the way. MGK makes it to his feet. Resshi goes for a Clothesline but MKG ducks under and Reeshi hits the ropes. Reeshi turns and is nailed with a Clothesline. Reeshi leans on the ropes.
Cole: I think that 20 seconds helped MGK.
King: Either that or MGK was setting Reeshi up.
MGK takes Reeshi and sends him into the ropes. Reeshi rebounds and is taking down with a Drop Kick. Instead of going for the pin, MGK picks Reeshi up and nails a DDT. Mgk then nail a MOONSAULT. The ref is in position to make the count but MGK lifts the dazed Reeshi up and sends him into the ropes, as Reeshi rebounds he is taken down with a vicious Superkick!
Cole: That is the same move that caused Tara to be pinned by Sexy Jason last week.
Reeshi hits the mat hard. MGK goes for the cover. Ref is in position. 1...2...3! MGK stands up and the ref raises his hand.
Winner of Fall 2: MGK!
Cole: Reeshi had the advantage.
King: Then MGK took the advantage away from him.
Cole: When you think you have MGK back against the wall, he changes it just as quick.
Reeshi makes it to his feet just as the bell rings for the third and final fall. MGK came out to the middle of the ring and they both started exchanging punches. After about taking 5 punches each they both backed away from each other. Neither one was gaining the advantage.
Cole: Standing toe to toe with Reeshi and taking his punches has got to hurt.
King: Each man know what is at stake. This is it. The final. There is no 20 seconds after this fall.
MGK steps back into the ropes as like he was going to use them for momentum when all of a sudden out of no where Reeshi came charging with a Clothesline taking both men over the top rope and onto the floor. Both men are laying on the floor. Finally Reeshi makes it to his feet. MGK is slowly making it to his knees. Reeshi grabs MGK by the chin and delivers a solid Right punch to the face. MGK fall to the floor. Ref is tell Reeshi to bring it back into the ring.
Cole: This is anyone's match to win.
King: I don't think Reeshi was happy about how the 2nd fall went.
Cole: MGK taking Reeshi out with a Superkick.
Reeshi bends over to picks MGK up. MGK throws 3 punches to Reeshi's Midsection that made Reeshi release MGK. MGK makes it to his feet and plants a Boot to Reeshi's midsection causing Reeshi to double over and MGK grabs his head and plants it right on the apron.
Cole: They better pay attention to the ref. He is up to 5.
MGK then grabs Reeshi head and takes him to the closest steel post and rams his head into the post. Reeshi crumbles to the floor. MGK gets on the apron and he waits for Reeshi to make it to his feet. Once Reeshi is on his feet MGK goes for a Cross body but Reeshi caught MGK and bodyslams him to the floor.
Cole: The ref is up to 7 in his count.
King: From the looks of this I think it is who can dish out the most punishment.
MGK is holding onto his back. Reeshi picks him up and Rams his back into a steel barrier going up the ramp. The Ref had made it to 10 and had thrown this match out due to both men being Disqualified and the bell is sounded.
Overall Winner: No Contest due to Double Countout in Fall 3.
Cole: The ref made it to his 10 count and the 3rd fall was declared a DQ for both of them.
King: I don't think they even CARE anymore, by now this is just a matter of pure carnage between them!
*MGK lets out a scream. Reeshi goes to grab MGK hair and MGK nails a solid Right and Left combination to Reeshi's Forehead. Causing Reeshi to stagger back away from MGK. MGK runs and hits Reeshi with a Spear causing Reeshi' back to crash into the steel barricade across from MGK. Reeshi is holding onto his back, as he lets out a scream of pain. MGK grabs Reeshi and drags him up the ramp and he lifts him up and bodyslams Reeshi on the ramp.*
Cole: Someone has got to stop this!
King: I agree someone or both of this men are going to get hurt.
*MGK picks Reeshi up and nails a Backbreaker. Reeshi is screaming in pain as MGK drops him on the ramp. MGK backs up. Gets to a sprint and leaps and misses a Elbow drop. MGK Elbow lands all on the ramp. MGK is holding onto his elbow. Reeshi gets to his feet and he staggers. He shake his head trying to clear out the cobwebs. MGK is slowly getting to his feet holding onto his elbow. Reeshi grabs MGK by the hair and Slams MGK's face into a wall.*
Cole: Lucky for MGK that door way that wrestlers come out from behind the curtain is padded.
King: Still hurts like Hell.
Cole: Where is XHF Security when you need them?
King: I think they are on their coffee break and having donuts.
Cole: Donuts are for Police Officers. We have been told that the camera will stay on Reeshi and MGK as long as possible. We have also been told that Security is in route.
King: They will be PISSED. They've been taken away from their coffee and donuts break.
*MGK staggers into the curtain. Reeshi follows. The camera crew is right behind them picking up the action. MGK plants a nice Side Kick to Reeshi's midsection causing Reeshi to bend over in pain. MGK looks around and grabs a Trash can and Slams it on Reeshi's head. Reeshi falls to the floor. MGK looks at the Trash can and it is dented up. MGK begins to stomp on Reeshi.*
Cole: Nice Side Kick by MGK.
King: You better hope everything is nailed down to the floor.
Cole: Did you see the size of that dent in the Trash Can.
King: Only proves that Reeshi has a hard head.
*Security is seen running onto the scene. MGK picks Reeshi up and was going to deck him when one of the Security Officer grab his hand. MGK shakes him loose and turns back toward Reeshi, when Reeshi delivers not 1, not 2, but 3 solid hits to MGK's face. The force of the hits caused MGK to go to the floor. Another Security Officer tries to reason with Reeshi to stop. Reeshi grabs him a throw him out of the picture. Reeshi picks MGK up and slams his head into the door leading to the outside. MGK staggers through the exit doors to the building.*
Cole: They need more Security.
King: Can the camera crew go outside?
Cole: We have word that the camera crew is following this ongoing post-match action as time permits it.
*Reeshi goes outside and as he steps outside he receive a Low Blow from MGK. Reeshi is dropped to his knees. He is holding onto his crouch area. Security again tries to interfere with MGK plans. Giving Reeshi enough of a break. There are 3 Security Officers holding each man back from each other.
Cole: Finally Security has it under control.
*Both men break loose and begin to pound on each other.*
King: I think Security only had control for a moment.
*They are still pounding away at each other. Neither man giving up an inch. Finally Reeshi pushes MGK back against a brand new Corvette which was parked nearby.*
Cole: That Corvette still has the sticker price on it!
*The camera crew gets a shot inside of a shiny new silver 2009 Chevrolet Corvette and goes to the back and sees the 30 Day dealer tag on it. The date on it is as of this past Monday.*
King: That car was bought sometime this week. They better get the hell away from that car.
Cole: You know, someone actually told me backstage earlier this week that Gravedigger bought a new car recently...a Corvette in fact...hmmmm, makes you wonder...
King: If that is really GD's car then ohhhh my...Shit will hit the ceiling if anything happens to it.
*Reeshi goes to punch MGK in the face, but MGK moves and Reeshi just nails the hood of the Corvette. Reeshi raises his hand and begins shaking it. The camera gets a shot at the hood and you see a imprint of Reeshi's fist denting the hood.*
Cole: We've gotten confirmation now that the car indeed belongs to none other than the NM Champ himself!
King: You see that dent? Gravedigger's gonna be livid when he finds out about this!
*Reeshi's hand is bleeding. Reeshi is leaning on the car by the windshield. MGK plants another Side Kick that sends Reeshi closer to the driver's side. Reeshi his still leaning on the car trying to catch his breath when MGK goes to throw another kick and Reeshi ducks and MGK's foot went completely though the windshield! MGK brings his foot out and there is blood dripping from his leg. Finally enough Security Officers have arrived on the scene.*
Cole: We have to break to a commercial break while they are getting this under control.
King: Look at what they did to that NEW Corvette of GD's.
*Before cutting to commercial break the last thing we see is the closeup picture of the massive damage done to the Corvette belonging to the legendary Gravedigger, a man who's sure to soon be none too happy whatsoever with this shocking turn of events...*
*"You Don't Know" by Eminem, 50 Cent, Ca$hi$ and Lloyd Banks strikes the speakers as we return from tonight's final commercial break and the fans rush to their feet, a superstar is about to make his entrance. Spinning pyro goes off on the side of the entrance ramp, while a large booming pyro goes off centre stage and Platinum steps out from the smoke with his Calgary Flames jersey and sideways Flames baseball cap. He stands at the top of the ramp, showing off a platinum "P" hanging from a chain around his neck. He makes his way to the ring, and dives under the bottom rope, running to the far corner and springboarding himself to the top rope where he again shows off the chain. He jumps down and faces his opponent, ready to go.*
King: Platinum is looking to get some new bling tonight.
Cole: Let me guess, the No Mercy Title?
King: Duh Cole…what are you stupid?
*The steady beat of the bass drum now kicks in slowly as the screen fades into a highlight video of the man known only as GD. Showing plenty of past footage. As the guitar track begins to kick in GD enters from behind the curtain and stops at the top of the stage drawing all attention to his XHF No Mercy Championship. He gradually begins to make his way from the ring with that trademark smirk of his plastered all over his face, exchanging words to ringside fans along the way.
The vocals kick in and GD is up on the ring apron stopping for a moment thinking about taunting the crowd but shakes his head instead and steps inside heading towards the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up it and does a pose with the title still around his waist. He gets down and heads to the opposite turnbuckle. The camera cuts to a wide shot of GD taking the belt off his waist and holding it in the air and smiling with a streak of arrogance before cutting to a closer shot of GD jumping down and doing some last minute stretches warming up for the match at hand.*
Cole: And here’s the Champion himself, many say having a match after what happened last week isn’t the smartest thing to do.
King: Ha…maybe he’s been hanging out with you.
Cole: Not funny.
King: Yeah it is…
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XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
"The Money Maker" Platinum vs. Gravedigger ©
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XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
"The Money Maker" Platinum vs. Gravedigger ©
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The bell rings and the two start circling around each other. Platinum dares GD to make the first move in rapper talk, GD just smirks and obliges, he starts to charge in for a lock up, but Platinum easily the faster of the two just moves out of the way and starts laughing at GD.
Cole: Platinum showing off his speed.
King: And making GD look like a punk.
GD doesn’t look too happy and goes in again for a lock up and once again Platinum easily dodges. GD’s smirk is now gone as he now has to find a way to get a hold of his opponent. They start circling again, this time daring Platinum to come to him. Platinum refuses, so GD makes a quick jerk in one direction, platinum starts to move, but GD didn’t charge and quickly made his move for the caught off guard Platinum. The two lock up, GD quickly gains both the height and strength advantage and starts sending knees to the midsection of platinum. GD then whips Platinum off the ropes. Instead of bouncing off the ropes Platinum jumps up and springboards off of them delivering a flying elbow to GD, who charged in after Platinum.
King: Platinum is looking like big money out here.
Cole: How much longer are you going to talk like that.
King: As long as I want.
Cole: Oh god…well folks it looks like GD’s in trouble.
Platinum makes the pin…1…2…kickout. Platinum not happy quickly mounts GD and starts sending rights and lefts to GD’s head. After a couple of seconds Platinum dismounts and waits for GD to get up. Once GD does he’s greeted with a beautiful standing dropkick. Platinum now lets his ego get the better of him and starts taunting allowing GD to get back up. Hoping to catch Platinum off guard GD charges in for a clothesline. Platinum sees it coming and hits an arm drag. He holds the arm and keeps the arm lock. Platinum starts yelling “tap out punk” to GD. GD while in pain looks annoyed that he’s hardly gotten any offense in for far, goes for a more unorthadox break, by using his free arm to send a hard punch right to the face of Platinum, who breaks the hold.
Cole: And GD’s still in this.
King: C’mon Plats
Cole: What happened to unbiased?
King: Oh…um…GD’s…bald?
Cole: Nice save…
King: Thank you.
As GD makes his way back up and the ref warns him about using a closed fist. GD shrugs it off, as he doesn’t care and he can’t be DQ’ed. Platinum is still reeling from the punch and doesn’t fend out the next couple of shots GD sends his way. GD then attempts a suplex and snaps it quickly and beautifully. He goes for the pin…1…2…kickout. GD stays collected and picks platinum up and hits another Suplex, and once again goes for the pin to keep the pressure on…1…2…3…kick out. GD still in control picks Platinum up and goes for the third suplex, but Platinum floats over and dropkicks GD in the back sending him face first into the turnbuckle. Platinum charges at GD to bring the pace back up, but GD moves and Platinum hits the turnbuckle hard and GD hits a quick side Russian leg sweep. GD grabs the head and locks in a chinlock.
Cole: GD’s slowing the match down to his pace.
King: That’s only because he can’t hang with Platinum.
Platinum is pain as the ref keeps asking him if he gives up. GD’s applies more pressure, but Platinum starts fighting back trying to make it to his feet. This proves incredibly hard given GD’s noticeable height advantage. He eventually does it and starts sending elbows to GD’s midsection. It takes a few as GD doesn’t want to let go of the hold, but a few more does the trick and GD breaks the hold. Platinum hits a enziguri before GD knows what is going on.
Cole: Platinum once again showing his speed.
King: The boy is greased lightning I tell you!
Platinum goes for the cover…1…2…3…3 and a half…kick out. Platinum keeps his cool and mouths “aight dawg” and sends a few stomps to GD and waits for him to get up. GD eventually makes his way up and looks for where platinum is. Platinum leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits an impressive hurricanrana on the champ. GD rolls into the turnbuckle, but before he can get up he’s with a running dropkick from Platinum.
Cole: Platinum seems determined to impress his boss.
King: If your boss was Reeshi wouldn’t you want to stay on his good side too?
Cole: Point taken.
GD makes his way back up, still a little dazed. Platinum catches this and runs to the ropes and spring boards off them to hit a high cross body. GD catches Platinum and sends him up to his shoulders in a firemen’s carry position. He pushes Platinum off and quickly hits the mat with his knees up letting Platinum fall directly on them. Platinum rolls off holding his ribs. GD looks to build some more momentum and walks over to platinum and picks him up with a few punches thrown in. He tells Platinum it’s his turn now as he picks him up and hits a back breaker. GD then moves to the outside and grabs the top rope and vaults over it hitting an elbow drop.
Cole: GD just took a page out of Platinum’s book.
King: Because he’s jealous.
Cole: I doubt that King.
GD makes the cover…1…2…3…kickout. GD stays on Platinum to keep him from out running him again. GD sits Platinum up and drives a knee into his back. GD then grabs Platinum’s head and wrenches it backwards. The ref keeps asking Platinum if he wants to give up. Platinum refuses and GD removes his knee and drives it in there again. The ref asks again, and platinum still refuses. GD drives his knee into Platinum for the third time.
Cole: Platinum’s in a bad spot now.
King: That’s what he gets for going after another man’s title.
Cole: Weren’t you just on his side?
King: Please Cole…I support winners.
GD wrenches back at almost full strength, really putting a hurting on Platinum’s back. GD can only hope that’ll slow him down to a manageable level. Platinum tries to fight his way out of the hold by clawing at GD’s face. GD answers back with wrenching back even harder. Platinum stops going for GD’s face, and looks like he’s about to tap, but instead he moves is arms for the ropes. Platinum does indeed grab the rope. The ref tells GD to break the hold. GD reluctantly does, and back off Platinum for the time being. As Platinum makes his way up GD charges in for a clothesline but Platinum ducks down and quickly school boys GD into a pin…1…2…3…4…kick out.
Cole: We almost had a new champion!
King: Did we? I wasn’t paying attention…
Cole: Will you do your job.
King: I was…I was checking where the after party is.
Cole: …
King: It's hard work being a professional party animal.
GD’s a tad bit ticked that Platinum was able to pull that off. Platinum tries to keep GD off his feet, so he charges and goes for a head scissor take down but GD reserves it into another back breaker. Platinum hits the mat in pain, still feeling the effects of GD’s last assault in his back. GD picks him up and brings him to his shoulders. With Platinum on GD’s shoulders he starts to send shots to GD’s injured throat. Platinum lands one and GD almost drops him. GD then grabs Platinum’s free arm and jumps up landing on feet sending Platinum into his shoulders. With the slight opening GD makes his way over to the nearest turnbuckle drops Platinum head first into the top buckle. With Platinum slightly dazed GD picks him up and puts him on the top rope. GD follows and tries to lock in the arms.
King: Looks like GD’s gonna end it right here!
Cole: I don’t think anyone’s ever kicked out of the Free Fall.
Platinum fights it though, and nails GD with shot to the throat again. That makes GD reel and Platinum pushes GD off. GD lands hard on the mat, Platinum turns around and jumps off with an incredible moonsault with an insane amount of hang time.
King: Wow…look at that air time!
Cole: You said it…
King: Wait, we can’t agree on anything.
Cole: You suck.
King: That’s better.
Platinum succeeds in hitting Air Time and he makes the cover…1…2…3…4…kickout. Platinum can’t believe it, as GD rolls to his back. Platinum complains to the ref saying that it was a 5 count not a 4. He turns to GD who’s not fully up yet. He puts on a cocky smile, and once GD’s full up he goes for a superkick. GD ducks under it and hits a dropkick to the back of Platinum’s knee. Platinum hits the mat holding his knee.
Cole: Looks like GD found a new target.
King: And it will ground Platinum…
Cole: A smart strategy if you ask me.
King: Wrong…as always…it’s a winning strategy.
Cole: *rolls eyes*
Noticing this GD runs over to platinum and starts stomping away at the bad knee. GD then grabs the bad leg and pushes himself up and sends his knee into the bad leg. Platinum screams out in pain. GD with his knee still on the bad leg begins to torque the leg upward. Realizing he’s in trouble Platinum starts kicking at GD trying to get him off. After a few kicks Platinum succeeds. He slowly makes his way up but is greeted with a knee to the gut and GD picks him up for the Mark of Excellence.
King: Well Platinum had a nice run, wouldn’t you say Cole?
Cole: It's not over yet King.
King: Sure it is.
Before GD can push off for the slam down, Platinum sends another shot to the throat of GD. Platinum rolls off and lands tweaking his knee, but still manages to whip GD off the ropes.
King: Ok so the match wasn’t over.
Cole: Maybe you won’t jump to conclusions so quick next time.
King: Shut up Cole.
On the Rebound GD runs at Platinum faster than he can do anything and plants a DDT. With Platinum out in the center of the ring GD moves over to his legs. GD then decides to put all the work he did on Platinum’s legs and back to good use and locks in the breaking point. Platinum screams in pain.
King: that’s reminds me, XHF Breaking point is next weekend, you should order it on Pay Per View.
Cole: Imagine if GD wins at Breaking Point with the Breaking Point!
King: That’s just dumb.
Just as Platinum is about to tap out GD breaks the hold and greets Reeshi, who has decided to make a run in. The two start exchanging punches. GD eventually gets the better of Reeshi and throws him out of the ring. Instead of going back to Platinum, GD runs and hits a baseball slide into Reeshi. With the two outside the Ref calls for the bell, since it appears GD has no further interest in finishing the match.
Winner: No Contest.
King: Well GD managed to escape Platinum’s wrath…lucky for him.
Cole: What are you talking about King? Platinum was about to tap out.
King: Yeah…well…watch the fight!
*Now that GD and Reeshi are both outside they continue to shares fists. It still appears to be an even match until Reeshi takes advantage of GD’s Throat much like his buddy Platinum did throughout the match. GD reels back a bit and Reeshi whips him hard into the steel steps. GD flips over them and lands are on his match. With some breathing room Reeshi starts looking under the ring for something. He eventually pulls out a Chair, and shows the world a sinister smile. He makes his way over to GD and starts to measure him up. GD is still trying to make it to his feet. As Reeshi is about to swing the chair down, but is met with some shots to his midsection. GD continues to hammer away at Reeshi before he can swing the chair. Reeshi eventually drops the chair so he can block some of the punches, but GD whips him into the ring post. GD quickly picks up the chair and hits Reeshi square in the back. Reeshi falls to his knees and GD looks to be readying a kill shot, but Platinum vaults over the top rope trying to catch GD off guard. All he gets is a mid air chair shot. Platinum lands and looks to be out of the fight. GD turns to continue the attack on Reeshi, but is greeted with a big boot, knocking the chair right into GD’s face.*
King: Oh yeah this is getting good, I see blood.
Cole: God how hard did Reeshi kick that chair?
*Reeshi now forces the bleeding GD up and starts dragging him over to the announcer table. On the way He rams GD’s head into the ring post. After the ring post he rams GD’s head on the apron. With GD seemingly down he starts to pull some of the monitors and crap off the announcer table. With that done Reeshi goes back over to GD, and drags him on top of the table. Reeshi then climbs up as well and looks to be setting GD up for the Coral Reesh.*
King: I’m going to miss that table…
Cole: Wait…how are we still announcing?
*Somehow GD digs down deep and reverses the move and back body drops Reeshi off the table and directly onto the floor. Reeshi hits hard and GD is catching his breath and checking on his cut. With Reeshi still down GD jumps off the table, hitting an elbow right into the heart of Reeshi! GD hits the floor hard and both men are unmoving and out cold as the XHF logo flashes across the lower left corner of the screen and this week's unforgettable edition of Gastro fades out subsequently for good....*