Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Jun 5, 2009 15:45:41 GMT -5
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(Live In Primetime from The Sommet Center in Nashville, Tennessee, Exclusively On VTV)
(Live In Primetime from The Sommet Center in Nashville, Tennessee, Exclusively On VTV)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Nashville, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
*"The Big Payback" hits right away as Pyro comes strutting down the entrance ramp to the music. As he walks by a couple of old ladies... he bigs thrusting his pelvis in their faces. Then grabs their hands to rub his flabby chest. As continues to dance his way down... coming to a bunch of younger girls but legal. He kisses them on the lips, then slips them his room key. He spins around and moonwalks down to ramp, then spins back and blows kisses at a few more mature chicks. He gets in the ring, then jumps on the top rope. Takes his hand and puts it deep into his tights to adjust himself. He then pulls them open and looks down. He looks up and smiles big then looks at a random woman... shaking his head in a positive motion.*
Cole: I think that girl’s a dude...
*"I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" now hits the PA system as Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain moments later. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!" He jumps down and gets ready for his match.*
Cole: It’s not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!
King: Oh boy, here we go again...
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #1 of 8
"The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. "Big Poppy" Pyro
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #1 of 8
"The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. "Big Poppy" Pyro
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The bell sounds and the two sex icons of the XHF stare each other down. Pyro begins licking his chops and blowing a kiss to someone in the crowd. Sexy Jason turns and flexes and gets a rounding ovation from a large female fan based (because there’s no way any male can shrill like that). Pyro tries to one up Jason and reaches for his pants. Before Pyro can make any motion to remove his attire Jason moves in and clubs Pyro in the back, forcing him into the corner.
King: I hope you’re not too wet Cole. The sexy-off competition is over. Compose yourself and call the match!
After some strikes with his fists and his elbow, Jason whips Pyro across into the far corner. Pyro stumbles out backwards and Jason moves in but Pyro catches him with an elbow to the face. As Sexy Jason stumbles back, Pyro strikes with a strong right hand. And a second, and a third, forcing the sensational rookie back a few steps. In the corner, Pyro continues to throw the rights and finally Jason catches on, blocking of the punches and follows throw with one of his own. Pyro staggers back and Jason looks to connect with a clothesline. Pyro ducks and pulls the legs out from Sexy Jason, knocking him onto his back. He grabs his legs and strikes with the Vicious Ball Stomp.
King: There goes your hopes for kids, Cole.
Sexy Jason rolls around the mat in pain while Pyro takes a breather, leaning on the top rope with his arms spralled out. He then propells himself slightly, walking away from the ropes and delivering a leg drop to the back of the head of Sexy Jason. He rolls him over for the cover 1,2, kickout from Sexy Jason.
Cole: What an upset that would have been!
Pyro slowly, but surely makes his way to his feet. Sexy Jason isn’t far behind, using the ropes for some support. Pyro comes running towards him but SJ ducks and propells Pyro over his back, over the top and to the outside!
King: That should buy Jason some time.
Jason drops to one knee and very quickly catches his breath and collects himself before rolling to the outside. He meets Pyro as he gets to his feet by grabbing him by the back of the head and bouncing it off the side of the ring. Pyro staggers out slightly and Sexy Jason moves in with his shoulder around Pyro’s waist and pushes his back against the ringpost as well! A second and third time drops Pyro to the mat, holding his back in pain.
Cole: The sensational rookie picking apart his opponent.
Sexy Jason rolls Pyro into the ring and soon follows him, rolling under the bottom rope himself. As SJ gets to his feet he grabs hold of the legs of Pyro and slowly raises his foot. He pauses a moment, it looks as though he’s about to return the favour to Pyro from earlier but instead he decides to try and finish it. He steps through Pyro and turns him over, locking in the Sexy Stretch! Pyro holds on, reaching for the ropes. He can’t reach. He tries to drag himself across the mat to get closer but can’t. He finally realizes defeat and taps out!
Winner via Submission & Advancing to '09 EoD Quarterfinals: Sexy Jason!
*As soon as the bell rings though Sexy Jason is not greeted with the familiar sounds of "I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt". Instead the sound of "You Don’t Know" hits the speakers and on the stage stands none other than....Platinum!*
King: Platinum seems to have a real problem with Sexy Jason after the way he dismissed his help for the Lumberjack match.
Cole: He made sure Sexy Jason noticed him at Breaking Point but Jason still came away with the win...
*Platinum stares towards the ring and Sexy Jason takes notice. Not one to back down from a fight Jason motions for Platinum to come get some. Platinum charges down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. He tackles Sexy Jason from the waist and begins throwing rights and lefts in his direction. Jason counters, reversing the positions and begins throwing rights and lefts towards Platinum!*
King: Here we go! Platinum and Jason coming to blows here tonight!
*Platinum reverses and delivers some more rights and lefts to Sexy Jason. He gets up, as does Jason but Platinums lunging forearm knocks them both to the outside. Suddenly without warning Down With the Sickness strikes the speakers and through the curtain steps Reeshi!! The crowd is to their feet with a resounding ovation, waiting to see the Reeshi they’ve been craving for so long. Reeshi himself then steps out from behind the curtains and stares down at the floor. He stands there for several moments before slowly lifting his head towards the ring. Platinum and Sexy Jason still brawling on the outside but inside, getting to his feet is Pyro.*
King: Nothing and noone is safe Cole. That’s what he said.
Cole: I have a really bad feeling for Pyro...
*Reeshi slowly makes way down the ramp, he’s carrying a chain. One that resembles the one Gravedigger used on him at Breaking Point. Reeshi reaches the ring and begins to swing it slightly, tapping the ring steps with a sharp clunk and cling. He then wraps it around his fist and enters the ring. Pyro is to his feet and in daze, his back to Reeshi. As he turns around he’s greeted with a solid fist from Reeshi with that chain! Pyro falls to the floor, already out but Reeshi mounts him, delivering punch after punch to the forehead of Pyro, busting him wide open!*
Cole: And no emotion King...none what so ever as he breaks apart the flesh of Pyro. This is sickening!
*The strikes continue until Sexy Jason rolls into the ring. He stares towards Reeshi who stops and slowly looks up towards Sexy Jason.*
King: These two could potentially meet in round two of the End of Days tournament but it looks like Jason wants to start things right now.
*Reeshi gets up and stands over Pyro. He and Sexy Jason are staring a whole right through one another when suddenly Platinum pulls the feet of Jason out from under him! Jason though breaks free from his grasp and rolls away along the side of the ring.*
Cole: Jason, not one to back away from the fight but realizing the numbers game he’s wisely going to choose to fight another day.
King: And rightfully so. We’ve seen this duo take out many people in the past and with Reeshi in that crazed state lately, they’re about to get more deadly.
*Jason slowly backs up the ramp telling Reeshi he’s ready and waiting for him. Motioning around his waist a title...one of the many connected to the X*Crown. Reeshi just turns and stares at him once again. Platinum begins following Sexy Jason all the way to the back as medical personell are helping Pyro to the back. Reeshi is left standing all alone in the middle of the ring...maybe fitting as his next match is about to begin.*
King: Well Sexy Jason and Reeshi have the making to be a huge match in round number two but for that to happen Reeshi will first have to get through Jayson Matthews next...
*With Reeshi already anxiously waiting inside the ring from the previous ringside occurances we return from the break and immediately thereafter...*
*An ambiance of digital sound suddenly plays over the PA system.
“Now I’m Really Pissed Off”
Guitar Riff!
“Let’s Rock”
Guitar Riff!
“No Going Back Now”
Guitar Riff!
“Dance For Me Baby”
Guitar Riff!
“Crouching Mutant, Hidden Pipe Bomb!”
Then suddenly the rocking riffs of the Duke Nukem Theme by Megatron blast through the PA system as the young and energetic Jayson Matthews makes his appearance from behind the black curtain to a cheering crowd! Jayson throws his arms in the air and then beats on his chest to pump himself up as he runs down to the ring!*
Cole: Looks like we're ready to go now for what promises to be an extremely intense qualifying match between these two men!
King: And of course a shot at the prestigious X*Crown hangs in the balance, so both Reeshi and Jayson Matthews better be ready to bring their "A" game and then some in order to advance this evening!
Cole: Well from the looks of things that's already not gonna be an issue as far as Reeshi goes, but the bigger question is, does Jayson have what it takes to hang with the XHF legend and pull off an unbelievably huge upset here tonight?
King: Time will tell Cole, time will tell, but I sure wouldn't underestimate Jayson just because of his age that's for sure. After all he's learned a lot from his mentor Steve Awesome so that vast in-ring knowledge is sure to come in handy, especially in this case.
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #2 of 8
Jayson Matthews vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #2 of 8
Jayson Matthews vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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Reeshi and Jayson Matthews are in the ring with each other and they both look to be equally pissed at each other by now. The referee soon clears both of them to wrestle and the bell rings for the match to officially begin. It starts with Jayson and Reeshi locking up. But just before they could lock their arms at all Reeshi suddenly kicks Jayson in the gut and immediately plants a DDT on him! Reeshi goes for the pin: One... Kickout! Reeshi bends over to pick Jayson up but he gets a kick to his face! Reeshi staggers back, giving more than enough time for Jayson Matthews to get up. Reeshi then turns around into a big boot by Jayson! Jayson goes for a pin as well: One... Kickout by Reeshi. Both of them get up and Jayson and Reeshi eventually try locking up again. Reeshi gets on his knees and gives a fireman's carry to Jayson and immediately goes for a headlock. Jayson immediately starts choking as Reeshi gives plenty of power into this manuever.
Cole: Reeshi with the upper hand early on it would seem.
King: But Jayson's far from done still and shows no signs of quitting just yet in this one Cole.
Jayson begins to make it to his feet and he elbows Reeshi in the stomach once. The hold loosens up and Jayson gives another elbow. This time, the hold breaks. Jayson then gives Reeshi an Irishwhip and Reeshi bounces back to a powerslam by Jayson Matthews! Jayson drops down for an elbow drop but Reeshi moves out of the way and slides out of the ring. Jayson tries to take advantage and he goes for a baseball slide but Reeshi grabs his legs and bends them the other way and it's causing Jayson to yell as loud as he possibly can. He keeps doing this until the count by the referee reaches 9 and he slides back into the ring. Reeshi goes for the pin: One... Two... Kickout by Jayson Matthews. Reeshi seems frustrated and he picks up Jayson, only to get cheap-shotted in the gut. Jayson throws Reeshi for an Irishwhip and he bounces back to a clothesline. Reeshi gets up and runs at Jayson, right into another clothesline. Reeshi gets up once more and runs at Jayson. He tries to go for yet another clothesline but Reeshi ducks it. He turns around and waits for Jayson to turn around. He does and Reeshi goes right in and hits a Piledriver! He goes in for the pin: One... Two.... Kickout by Jayson somehow!
Cole: My god! That Piledriver almost won the match and sent Reeshi on to the quarterfinals!
King: Indeed, but like I said earlier Jayson isn't going down without one whale of a fight one way or another from the looks of things.
Cole: Yeah this kid's got a ton of heart that's for sure, but you still have to wonder if it'll be enough to overcome the biggest, baddest dog in the entire XHF yard here tonight.
Reeshi gets up and begins to kick on Jayson. Reeshi picks up Jayson again and grabs him by the throat. He is signaling for a chokeslam! Jayson shakes his head as he obviously doesn't want to face the full throttle of this move. However, Reeshi doesnt care and he hits it anyway! Jayson looks to be out cold and Reeshi goes for the pin: One... Two... Thr-Kickout by Jayson as Reeshi's eyes go wide in shock! Jayson is very slowly beginning to climb to his feet again. The now-livid Reeshi is trying to take Jayson out for good as he throws a punch and it causes Jayson to stagger. He throws another one and it causes Jayson to stagger while walking back. Reeshi throws Jayson for an Irishwhip and he hits the ropes. Jayson bounces back and Reeshi tries to go for a big boot but Jayson grabs the boot and throws it to the side, causing Reeshi to be forced to Jayson facing his back. Jayson then hits a Full Nelson Slam on Reeshi before he can react well enough! Jayson goes for the pin: One... Two.... Thr-Kickout! The crowd gasps because Jayson was so close to pulling off this upset of such epic proportions and Jayson himself is also surprised that he didn't win the match at this point. While Reeshi is beginning to climb to his feet, Jayson actually decides to strategize in some way.
Cole: Jayson almost won right then and there!
King: That he did, so close, yet so far from advancing on.
Jayson watches intensely as Reeshi continues gradually getting to his feet. Jayson grabs Reeshi firmly and with a lot of power, Irishwhips him to the corner. Jayson suddenly runs as fast as he can and goes to spear Reeshi! Wait, It doesnt connect though! Jayson's head meets the metal pole but because Reeshi is so wasted and fatigued from the match, he falls out of the ring from the turnbuckle! The crowd gasps as both men appear unconscious. The referee looks confused and the crowd looks shocked. Suddenly, Reeshi is beginning to move. He is crawling back toward the ring very slowly. After a while, he rolls into the ring slowly and finds Jayson Matthews unconscious on the pole. Reeshi pulls Jayson away from the pole and finds blood on his face. Reeshi suddenly decides to go for the pin. He puts his arm over Jayson's chest as the referee goes for the pin: One... Two.... Thre-KICKOUT BY JAYSON! The crowd looks dumbfounded at this turn of events. They expected Jayson to be finished off once and for all but it seems that he simply will not quit still.
Cole: How can that happen?! Is it even possible?! Jayson is bleeding like crazy!
King: Keep in mind that this is the most recent XHF Hardcore Champ we're talking about though Cole, so he's more than used to this level of in-ring abuse!
Meanwhile Reeshi looks shell-shocked too. He simply cannot believe that Jayson is still alive in the match. Reeshi angrily picks up Jayson but Jayson goes for a punch but Reeshi dodges it. Reeshi then goes for a punch of his own but Jayson dodges it as well. Reeshi throws Jayson into the ropes and goes for a clothesline on the rebound but Jayson ducks it. Reeshi turns around and Jayson manages to kick Reeshi in the gut and land a massive powerbomb shortly thereafter! Reeshi looks knocked out and Jayson falls to his knees then puts his arm around Reeshi's chest. The referee goes for the pin: One... Two... Thre-KICKOUT by Reeshi! Jayson just glares down at Reeshi. He didn't want this to happen. He wanted Reeshi to be knocked out permanently but yet again it somehow didn't come to fruition. Jayson then picks up Reeshi and he poses for the audience, attracting a mixed reaction as a result. He then jumps up and goes for the RibKracker! But Wait! Reeshi isn't falling down. He has a firm grasp on both Jayson's arms and miraculously kept him held up in mid-air just as he went for the maneuver. He keeps a big hold on Jayson as he lifts him up even further and then hits a series of three straight forceful powerbombs in a row from this position, one by one with each having more impact than the last! Once finally letting go of Jayson temporarily Reeshi stands back up and drags Jayson to the center of the ring before making his way over and getting into position on top of Jayson Matthews for an STF, aka the Under The Sea! Jayson tries relentlessly to fight and claw his way out of the move for a full minute or so, but finally with there being no visible means of escape he's forced to give in and tap out at long last!
Winner via Submission & Advancing to '09 EoD Quarterfinals: Reeshi!
*The bell rings in the background as Reeshi keeps the hold locked in still, a crazed, purely evil smirk smeared across his face as Jayson is now completely lifeless and unmoving on the canvus and the crowd is booing loudly while the ref yells down at Reeshi and tries to get him pulled off his opponent. Finally though Reeshi lets go of Jayson on his own and returns to his feet, standing tall over the fallen, slumped over figure of Jayson Matthews as he raises one arm in victory, meanwhile using the other to motion down toward his waist and signal that it'll be him who wins End of Days 2009 and more importantly becomes the next X*Crown Champion as of July 9th at the B-Day Show. He then exits the ring and begins making his way up the ramp facing the crowd, still motioning toward his waist with that same sadistic smirk on his face while EMTs are seen rushing by him to go tend to Jayson Matthews back at ringside...*
Cole: Wow! After almost twenty minutes of torment, Reeshi finally emerges on top and defeats the underdog Jayson Matthews as he advances on to round two, but needless to say we certainly could've done without all the extra post-match antics on his part there!
King: And Jayson put in an unforgettable effort so he deserves plenty of credit as well, so let's just hope he's ok after that unneccessary post-match assault delivered by Reeshi as you mention. But nonetheless it should be an absolute classic two weeks from now when Reeshi returns to action and finally does battle with the Sensational Rookie himself Sexy Jason in the quarterfinal round, and with X*Crown Number One Contendership on the line that should make for twice as epic a confrontation!
*We now cut directly away from the intense End of Days Qualifying match action and we find ourselves backstage right in the middle of an ongoing conversation between XHF Owner Mongo The Destroyer and Steve Awesome.*
: …….I mean seriously Mongo….me? Not in the End of Days tournament? That’s just morally and utterly wrong! You know and I know how important I am to this company.
*Mongo hasn’t looked up at The Awesome One since he barged in his office. But Steve is to busy complaining about the End of Days tournament to pay attention.*
: For the love of God….PYRO….made it into this thing. PYRO…that's right, the fat Asian guy who talks about his penis. That guy gets into the tournament but not Steve Awesome? What the hell? Are you guys smoking crack in here?
*Mongo still doesn’t look up at him.*
: Look Mongo….I know your busy and everything…..with your little paperwork…..
*Awesome slaps the stacks out of his hands. This gets Mongos attention.*
: …..but there’s a problem that you need to solve. So what I propose you do is get on the phone, call up whoever you need to call so that I can be entered into the tournament…before something bad happens to you.
*Steve Awesome gets in Mongo’s face. Mongo’s expression doesn’t change one bit.*
: ….You done?
*Awesome doesn’t say anything.*
: Well first of all Mr. Awesome…..I don’t take kindly to threats. Second of all Steve you don’t tell me what to do…I tell you what to do. If I want you to go out to that ring and wrestle in a dress you had better damn well believe that’s what your going to do. If I don’t think you deserve a chance in the End of Days tournament then you don’t deserve one. It’s as simple as that.
: Yeah but….
: I suggest you get out of my office before you wind up in the unemployment line.
*That threat shuts Steve up…..he reluctantly turns and walks away muttering to himself as he does so, and with that we cut to commercial.*
*Upon returning from the break we open to the catering area backstage, the place is gathered with a small crowd. Mostly stage hands. Either way the camera pans across the spread laid across the table and then comes to two long slender legs. The camera slowly moves up them turning on any leg man in the world, as we go up we see that they blonde to an attractive fit brunette with piercing green eyes, smiling apparently waiting for someone. Upon neither inspection we can see this is Nikki, GD’s close friend. An irritated Steve Awesome is seen coming up the hallway. He stops when he notices Nikki, does a double take and begins to approach her...*
: Mmmm, what a fine looking piece of meat...
*Nikki turns to Steve in a knee jerk reaction.*
Nikki: Excuse Me!
*Steve laughs, and holds up an actual piece of meat.*
: …Excuse you, jumping to conclusions like that.
*Nikki blushes and extends her hand.*
Nikki: Sorry…I’m Nikki.
*Steve smirks and accepts the apology and puts it in playa mode, because he’s that awesome quite frankly.*
: Steve Awesome…XHF Competitor, former and future Champion, at your service.
*Nikki eyes Steve down like Danielle first did to Sexy Jason a few months ago, admiring this young stud. Steve just smiles and lets the smooth music fill his head. GD comes up behind Steve, Nikki lights up, Steve looks excited as Nikki moves forward. Steve mutters under his breath.*
: nailed it.
*Nikki moves right past Steve and gives GD a hug, as it has been awhile. Steve looks beyond pissed after dealing with mongo, and now this. But before he can leave Nikki has dragged a reluctant GD over, not her smartest move.*
Nikki: GD this is Steve, do you know him?
*Steve stares a hole through GD remembering what happened last month. GD just smirks and starts to loosen the NM Title.*
: Heh…yeah you can say that.
: Laugh it up Chump.
*GD’s smirk gets bigger.*
: Champ.
: Chump.
*Steve is just radiating intensity by now. GD and him are almost face to face. GD now has the belt off and just starts dangling it in his face, just daring him to do something about it. Nikki by now has backed off and gotten to a safe distance, telling herself she should have known better. Steve slaps GD right across the face. GD reacts much like any man would, he shakes his head rubbing his cheek and slaps Steve across the face. Needless to say the fight is now on. Steve tackles GD into the wall, GD still feeling the effects of the beat down he and Reeshi had at breaking point lets out a scream of pain. Steve tries to stay on GD but GD pushes him off and sends him into the catering table. People are now clearing out. Jimmy Fat and Funaki are close by for some reason. They check on Nikki first as GD and Steve are exchanging punches trying to gain the upper hand in this.*
Jimmy: What’s going on BROTHER!
Nikki: I made a stupid mistake.
Jimmy: Hey…now no harm done…
*Nikki just stares at Jimmy while GD and Steve are still beating the hell out of each other in the area.*
Jimmy: Ok…so maybe a little harm BROTHER!
*Funaki is trying to figure out who to “save” in this Fight, his best buddy GD, or Steve Awesome, someone he looks up to and had a match with. It’s a hard choice in Funaki’s book. Eventually he dives into the battle.*
Funaki: Funaki save da day!!!!
*Funaki pulls GD off Steve, Jimmy starts to move in to help him out. With GD’s arms being held back Steve takes a sucker punch at GD’s expense. Steve then motions that he’s cool to Funaki and Jimmy and starts to walk down the hall. GD breaks free of Funaki and just eyes Steve walking down the hall. The two lock eyes once Steve is a safe distance as he motions around his waist. GD just smirks and shakes he head as we fade to commercial once again...*
*"Mr. Happy" by ICP plays across the PA as we return live to ringside and Mr. Happy comes prancing out onto the stage, shaking two bottles of Root Beer Faygo soda. He gets about half way down the stage before he pops the cap on one and sprays the crowd on either side of the stage. Mr. Happy then rolls in under the bottom ropes, popping the cap on the other bottle and chugging the entire thing before throwing the empty bottle out into the crowd.*
Cole: And here's the...intriguing Mr. Happy, making his official in-ring debut in the XHF this week.
King: And what an opportunity it is for him Cole, but in order to take advantage he must overcome this man, who other than a loss indirectly suffered in a Fatal Fourway match last week has been pretty much unstoppable overall to date...
**"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit starts to blast on the dark ring area. Suddenly, as the lights fall on the entranceway, out from the curtain comes....a stage hand? He shrugs at the audience, then, with a flashlight in hand starts looking around the entranceway, finally he comes to a man in a suit facing away from everyone, appearing to urinate. The stagehand shines his flashlight on him and the man squintily looks at him, holds up a finger telling the stagehand to wait a second. Then as he finishes what he was doing, he takes a swig out of a bottle of beer, zips up, and spins around, almost falling over. Yes folks, it's Randy Angel. The lights come up as he saunters down to the ring, having to be held up several times by the stagehand. Randy then rolls into the ring and decides not to get up until he has to.*
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #3 of 8
Mr. Happy vs. Randy Angel
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #3 of 8
Mr. Happy vs. Randy Angel
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They start off in the center of the ring as the bell rings. Randy Angel circles around a little staring at the bizarre Mr. Happy, trying to figure out what exactly to make of him at first. Finally they lock up and push against each other. Randy being the slightly stronger of the two pushes Mr. Happy into the corner. The referee asks for a clean break but Mr. Happy suddenly pokes Randy Angel in the eye. Randy holds his eye before turning around and blasting Mr. Happy with a right hand. Mr. Happy goes down but gets back up looking stunned. Randy nods and talks a little more trash but Mr. Happy slaps him across the face which puts a stop to that for the time being. Mr. Happy then pushes Randy Angel back and runs at him. Randy ducks a clothesline attempt however and kicks Mr. Happy in the stomach. He goes for a DDT thereafter but Mr. Happy hits him in the ribs and throws him over for a bridging Northern Lights Suplex: 1...2..Kickout by Randy Angel!
Cole: Randy just kicks out!
King: That was close, TOO close as far as his EoD Tourney chances for this year are concerned.
Randy Angel rolls onto his side getting to a knee. Mr. Happy lands a right hand to the face of Randy, who gets to his feet and stumbles forward. Mr. Happy hits a knife edge chop to Randy who holds his chest in agony. Mr. Happy goes for another chop but Randy catches his arm and pulls him down into an armbar. Mr. Happy clenches his fist in pain crawling towards the ropes. Eventually he grabs the bottom rope and Randy Angel reluctantly lets go of the hold. Mr. Happy rolls out of the ring holding his elbow as Randy watches him. Mr. Happy walks around and stops as the ref tells him to get back in the ring. Randy Angel meanwhile runs to the opposite ropes and jumps up moments later, throwing himself over the referee's shoulders hitting a huge splash on Mr. Happy outside the ring! The crowd cheers loudly as the referee looks confused. The two lay outside the ring before Randy gets to his feet first soon enough. He then slides back in the ring and waits for Mr. Happy. Mr. Happy stands up groggily and rolls into the ring. Randy comes rushing for Mr. Happy, who ducks down grabbing Randy's tights, pulling him between the ropes and out to the floor below.
Cole: That's cheating.....
King: It's not cheating if you don't get caught.
Randy gets up and slides straight back into the ring looking pissed off now. He starts hitting Mr. Happy who blocks a right hand and hits him back, the two keep going at it back and forth intensely. Finally Randy goes for a roundhouse right, but Mr. Happy ducks and turns around dropkicking his opponent fiercely. Mr. Happy jumps on him immediately going for the cover: 1...2..Kickout! Mr. Happy gets up to his feet and pulls Randy up by his hair as well. He then whips Randy Angel into the ropes and goes for another dropkick, but this time around Randy grabs the ropes stopping himself from rebounding back. Randy then runs at Mr. Happy and hits a huge clothesline. Just as Mr. Happy starts to sit back up though Randy rushes around and positions himself behind Mr. Happy as he successfully locks in the infamous Big Brother Headlock! Mr. Happy struggles around some at first, trying his best to wiggle out of the move and reach the ropes to break it up, but just as he's inches from the ropes Randy yanks back on him with all his strength and forces him all the way back into the center of the ring! As a result Mr. Happy has literally no choice but to begin waving one of his arms up and down wildly, as he indeed submits to the headlock and the bell rings!
Winner via Submission & Advancing to '09 EoD Quarterfinals: Randy Angel!
Cole: And Randy has done it, he continues on to round two of this year's End of Days tournament and now he'll face either Obsidian or Slain in the quarterfinals exactly two weeks from tonight!
King: But rest assured Cole that this is far from over between the entire Angel family and Mr. Happy, as clearly Mr. Happy has a clear agenda toward both Randy and his brother and won't stop until his ultimate goal, whatever that may be, is achieved one way or another...
*We then see Randy as he's exited the ring quickly and begun backing up the ramp with his hand formally being raised as the victor by the ref. Meanwhile Mr. Happy is then seen as he's stood back up inside the ring and a twisted, surprisingly pleased smile slowly begins to cross his face while he stares down Randy, not blinking at all and as if he's in an odd, fixated trance of some sort. Cut to commercial...*
*We return live to the Sommet Center momentarily as Cole/King cut back in on commentary and tonight's much anticipated main event is mere moments away from ensuing...*
Cole: Final Match of the night coming up!
King: This is the 4th match.
Cole: In the End Of Days Tournament.
King: Should be interesting just like the first 3 matches of the evening were.
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the Nashville crowd.*
Cole: Last week he was one of 8 Lumberjacks for the Sexy Jason versus Matt Hicks match.
King: He likes those nachos.
*“Charlie Big Potato” by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the Xtremetron to a mixed reaction. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. His journey to the ring continues as he interacts with the fans by the rampway.*
Cole: The 4th match is about to start.
King: 3 wrestlers already know that they have made it to the upcoming Quarterfinals set to take place on June 19th, so who will be the fourth one to move on and keep their X*Crown chances alive?
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #4 of 8
Obsidian vs. Slain
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End of Days Tournament '09: Qualifying Match #4 of 8
Obsidian vs. Slain
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The ref signals for the bell. Slain comes out of his corner. Obsidian starts out and he stops. He looks around the ring but he sees nothing. He shakes his head in disbelief. Obsidian makes it to the center of the ring. They lock up and they fight over who gets the advantage. Obsidian tries to push Slain back. Then Slain will try to push Obsidian back. This goes back and forward until Obsidian spots some ladies with some nachos. He pushes Slain back into the corner. The ref asks for a clean break and Obsidian would not let go. He was busy looking at the lady. The ref starts his 5 count and makes it to 4 before Obsidian lets go. He moves back towards the center of the ring.
Cole: Obsidian needs to watch what he is doing.
King: Them nachos almost cost him the match.
Slain comes out of the corner. Obsidian is still looking at the ladies and her nachos. Slain sees Obsidian looking away from him that he decided that he would place a well Boot to the midsection of Obsidian. Obsidian bends over and Slain grabs him by the head and lifts him up into a Vertical Suplex and drops him on his back. Slain goes for the cover but the ref only gets a 2 count. Slain get to his feet and he brings Obsidian to his feet. He sends Obsidian with force into the turnbuckle. Obsidian back hits hard, and he falls to the mat face first.
Cole: I think Slain wants to advance to the Quarterfinals.
King: Who knows, Slain may be the 4th one once all is said and done here tonight.
Slain is standing in front of the ropes looking at some cute ladies. One of the ladies holds up a sign that reads “Sexy Jason is my man” Slain does a hip thrust and the lady just laughs at him and holds the sign up again. Obsidian is making it to his feet. He sees Slain messing with the fans. Obsidian sneaks up on Slain and gets him into a schoolboy. The ref is in position and only gets a 2 count when Slain kicks out of the hold.
Cole: Obsidian came close to being the 4th one to advance just then.
King: Slain needs to get his mind into this match.
Obsidian is already on his feet and as Slain gets to his Obsidian Clothesline Slain back to the mat. Obsidian picks Slain up and hits an Atomic Drop. Slain is dancing around and Obsidian is holding onto his family jewels mocking Slain. Obsidian looks over and sees the lady with the nachos and he could not resist. He goes over and begins starring at the lady. He begins to try and flex. The lady begins to smile at him. Obsidian then backs up from the corner and Slain is there to roll him up and the ref gets a 2 count before Obsidian kicks out.
Cole: Another close call.
King: This has been a close match.
Obsidian gets to his feet. Slain was already on his feet. He goes to Clothesline Obsidian, but Obsidian ducks under the clothesline. He goes into the ropes and rebounds and takes Slain down with a Shoulder block. He bends over and picks Slain up and plants Slain head on the mat with a DDT. Obsidian goes for the pin. The Ref gets into position to make the count. 1....2....Slain gets a shoulder off of the mat.
Cole: Slain is not going down that easily.
King: The match continues on.
Obsidian gets to his feet. He waits on Slain to get to his feet. As Slain turns he has Cheese Mist sprayed in his eyes. Slain stumbles backwards. He tries to wipe the mist from his eyes but Obsidian is not wasting any time. He throws Slain into the ropes. Slain rebounds and is taking down to the mat with a Super Kick. Obsidian goes for the pin. The ref is in position. 1....2...3!
Winner via Pinfall & Advancing to '09 EoD Quarterfinals: Obsidian!
*Obsidian gets to his feet as the ref raises his hand in victory.*
Cole: Obsidian pulls off the win and advances in the End Of Days Tournament to face the infamous Randy Angel two weeks from tonight in round two of this annual extravaganza!
King: And be sure and watch next Friday Night on the next episode of Gastro to see who the rest of the Quarterfinalists will be!
Cole: So until then goodnight everyone, and we'll see you all next week as End of Days '09 and more importantly the path to determining the lone challenger for Kanyon's X*Crown Championship at next month's B-Day Show Spectacular rolls on!
*As Obsidian is seen continuing to celebrate his huge opening round victory inside the ring the XHF logo briefly flashes across the bottom corner of the screen and in turn this week's thrilling edition of Gastro slowly fades out for good...*