Post by Timeless on Jan 14, 2021 5:18:04 GMT -5
[We see a beach setting, the sun is about to set. Waves Crashing. The cracking sound of a can opening is heard.
There are kids building sandcastles, people playing beach volleyball and a dog is running after a stick. Cracking sound of a can opening is heard.
There is a cooler filled with ice and golden cans. The cans of gold reflect off the sun and ice like a desert mirage. Cracking sound of a can opening is heard.]
Larry David (reaching and grabbing a can and cracking it open) : It tastes like Tang. Only Tangier!
Graham Norton (reaching and grabbing a can and cracking it open) : It tastes like the rainbow. Only fruitier!
Vin Diesel (reaching and grabbing a can and cracking it open) : It tastes like ferocity, only more furious!
[Standing over the cooler now, we see Timeless and Roxylishus. Timeless in red shorts no top, tanned like a god, Roxylishus a hot pink bikini. WOW! They both have a can and crack them open and have a long skull, water from the ice dripping onto and glistening off their hot as fuck bodies.
We see a close up of the cans of soda, and it’s the new soda drink, Pec-Pop!
Timeless finishes his necking of the drink, winks to the camera, and you guessed it, Pec_Pop.
The shot then pans out to show a large tv, and a motel room setting. Timeless and Roxylishus standing in front of the tv watching the commercial, both with ear to ear grins.]
Roxylishus : Let’s watch it again! I looked GREAT!
Timeless : You sure did! Dancing with the Stars come at us.
Roxylishus : I got that producer wrapped around this pinky already, just like you do that Supremacy shot.
Timeless : The Battle for Hegemony WILL be mine.
Roxylishus : I thought we weren’t going to view the commercial until Sanders and Pepe submitted a promotional.
Timeless : Better luck waiting for grass to grow. We all knowZoran Pepe will post last minute. Its one of his ‘gimmicks’.
Roxylishus : But the XHF prefers them in early.
Timeless : He is ‘special’. Seriously. Really special. Once I finish his career as a pro wrestler, he has a new career waiting as a spin doctor. He doesn’t need to post a promotional, because we all know what he is going to say.
If this happens, it means ‘this’ will happen.
But, if the result were to go this way, then, it would mean that ‘this’ would happen. Blah, blah, blah, blah fucking blah.
Roxylishus : (takes a selfie, description inserts rule) I got something for that old geezer to spin on.
Timeless : Here’s what he would say if he were me. Which, he ain’t. And never was, and never will be.
He would say, that if Timeless were to win, that NPW would then be the home of the X Crown. And that they are a very well deserving fed to be so. That really, they should have hosted the X Crown already as the best fed on the network, but that they couldn’t because they selected an overbearing jackass to be their previous representative that no one wants to see as X Crown Champion.
Roxylishus : Wow, he is really smart, isn’t he?
Timeless : He thinks so. Funny thing is, the whole god damn network knows Dane is a chest puffing blowfish bully who thinks that raising his voice and paying off better wrestlers to do his job and dirty work makes him a villainous heel and really, its just a big funny joke.
Roxylishus : And them fools washing his car and carrying his bag also?
Timeless : Who is dumber? The goof who believes he is the best because he pays off others to do his dirty work for him he can no longer do himself, or, the fools who do it for him?
Roxylishus : (ponders with her thumb and finger on her chin) The Chicken or the Egg.
Timeless : Well, the Rooster is here! And not no Terry Taylor Red Rooster, THE ROOSTER! The Cock of the Yard.
Roxylishus : And then some.
Timeless : THE_DRAW!
Roxylishus : So? Then? ……….. what would he say?
Timeless :Zoran? Pepe would prattle Zum bullzhit about if he is zo old and decrepit how bad would it be to loze to ze.
Roxylishus : Zatz wrestling, izn’t it? Win zome, loze zome. (is this zhit catching?)
Timeless : Indeed. Fuck him anyway. You know what Sir Winsalot Says?
He says ….
[Long pause accentuated by a pec pop.]
I don’t care what it means for who if this that or the other happens. Politics are for the suits. Championships are for the warriors. I don’t want me some of Pepe and ‘Sanders’
[He smirks as he says the name Sanders.]
I want me The_Champ.
Black!
Dylan Black!
That’s who I want.
That was made Crystal Clear on New Year’s.
He was a shining light in 2020. Bringing credibility and integrity to the gold.
Roxylishus : He was. (golf claps) Bravo him.
[Does the Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman fist pump.]
Timeless : Some small part of me hopes to do the same this year, but really. I know. I don’t need to out heel Dane. Out tour Dylan. Out spinZoran Pepe.
I just need to Outshine them all!
Timeless style!
Out wrestle!
Out talk!
Out work!
Out play the lot of ‘em!
Roxylishus : (Spice girls singing voice) So what you think about that?
Timeless : (runs his fingers thru his perfect hair) I like to Root and make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
There are kids building sandcastles, people playing beach volleyball and a dog is running after a stick. Cracking sound of a can opening is heard.
There is a cooler filled with ice and golden cans. The cans of gold reflect off the sun and ice like a desert mirage. Cracking sound of a can opening is heard.]
Larry David (reaching and grabbing a can and cracking it open) : It tastes like Tang. Only Tangier!
Graham Norton (reaching and grabbing a can and cracking it open) : It tastes like the rainbow. Only fruitier!
Vin Diesel (reaching and grabbing a can and cracking it open) : It tastes like ferocity, only more furious!
[Standing over the cooler now, we see Timeless and Roxylishus. Timeless in red shorts no top, tanned like a god, Roxylishus a hot pink bikini. WOW! They both have a can and crack them open and have a long skull, water from the ice dripping onto and glistening off their hot as fuck bodies.
We see a close up of the cans of soda, and it’s the new soda drink, Pec-Pop!
Timeless finishes his necking of the drink, winks to the camera, and you guessed it, Pec_Pop.
The shot then pans out to show a large tv, and a motel room setting. Timeless and Roxylishus standing in front of the tv watching the commercial, both with ear to ear grins.]
Roxylishus : Let’s watch it again! I looked GREAT!
Timeless : You sure did! Dancing with the Stars come at us.
Roxylishus : I got that producer wrapped around this pinky already, just like you do that Supremacy shot.
Timeless : The Battle for Hegemony WILL be mine.
Roxylishus : I thought we weren’t going to view the commercial until Sanders and Pepe submitted a promotional.
Timeless : Better luck waiting for grass to grow. We all know
Roxylishus : But the XHF prefers them in early.
Timeless : He is ‘special’. Seriously. Really special. Once I finish his career as a pro wrestler, he has a new career waiting as a spin doctor. He doesn’t need to post a promotional, because we all know what he is going to say.
If this happens, it means ‘this’ will happen.
But, if the result were to go this way, then, it would mean that ‘this’ would happen. Blah, blah, blah, blah fucking blah.
Roxylishus : (takes a selfie, description inserts rule) I got something for that old geezer to spin on.
Timeless : Here’s what he would say if he were me. Which, he ain’t. And never was, and never will be.
He would say, that if Timeless were to win, that NPW would then be the home of the X Crown. And that they are a very well deserving fed to be so. That really, they should have hosted the X Crown already as the best fed on the network, but that they couldn’t because they selected an overbearing jackass to be their previous representative that no one wants to see as X Crown Champion.
Roxylishus : Wow, he is really smart, isn’t he?
Timeless : He thinks so. Funny thing is, the whole god damn network knows Dane is a chest puffing blowfish bully who thinks that raising his voice and paying off better wrestlers to do his job and dirty work makes him a villainous heel and really, its just a big funny joke.
Roxylishus : And them fools washing his car and carrying his bag also?
Timeless : Who is dumber? The goof who believes he is the best because he pays off others to do his dirty work for him he can no longer do himself, or, the fools who do it for him?
Roxylishus : (ponders with her thumb and finger on her chin) The Chicken or the Egg.
Timeless : Well, the Rooster is here! And not no Terry Taylor Red Rooster, THE ROOSTER! The Cock of the Yard.
Roxylishus : And then some.
Timeless : THE_DRAW!
Roxylishus : So? Then? ……….. what would he say?
Timeless :
Roxylishus : Zatz wrestling, izn’t it? Win zome, loze zome. (is this zhit catching?)
Timeless : Indeed. Fuck him anyway. You know what Sir Winsalot Says?
He says ….
[Long pause accentuated by a pec pop.]
I don’t care what it means for who if this that or the other happens. Politics are for the suits. Championships are for the warriors. I don’t want me some of Pepe and ‘Sanders’
[He smirks as he says the name Sanders.]
I want me The_Champ.
Black!
Dylan Black!
That’s who I want.
That was made Crystal Clear on New Year’s.
He was a shining light in 2020. Bringing credibility and integrity to the gold.
Roxylishus : He was. (golf claps) Bravo him.
[Does the Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman fist pump.]
Timeless : Some small part of me hopes to do the same this year, but really. I know. I don’t need to out heel Dane. Out tour Dylan. Out spin
I just need to Outshine them all!
Timeless style!
Out wrestle!
Out talk!
Out work!
Out play the lot of ‘em!
Roxylishus : (Spice girls singing voice) So what you think about that?
Timeless : (runs his fingers thru his perfect hair) I like to Root and make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!