X is Coming: An Introduction to Insanity
Jan 15, 2021 14:11:36 GMT -5
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Post by Xander "X" Hayes on Jan 15, 2021 14:11:36 GMT -5
The camera fades up on a old abandoned warehouse with bottles and cups and other party favors, with glowsticks on the ground and other items of a rave nature are scattered about the place as a green haired man walking into screen as he stops in the middle of the screen and turns as he waves like a mad man and snickers and looks around and starts to laugh a hearty laugh and stops as he gets a look of panic on his face as he runs off screen and there is nothing going on as a few grunts and groans are heard as he fly's back into the screen and stops as he composes himself and pulls out a headless teddy bear from behind him. He waves the bears little arm at the camera and mouths hello everyone and snickers and laughs a bit as he looks around. He then straightens up and smiles a beaming smile.
Hey everyone, how are you all doing? Teddy come on quiet, let me speak for a moment to our fans... Yes, fans they are out there, Look here.... No you don't get a say, you are my manager not some stuffed animal.
He looks at the bear and laughs as he starts to pace a bit as he looks like a caged animal and he finally stops moving and looks straight into the camera yet again and smirks.
Ok let's start this again, and Teddy if you say a word I'm going to duct tape your mouth...... er neck hole shut for the time...
He then gives the bear a stern look and starts to giggle a bit as he regains his thoughts.
Hello everyone, my name is X, just X nothing more than X, you know X marks the spot, x for buried treasure you know? Have I gone over your head yet? No good... So why have I come to..... Psst Teddy what is the name of this place?...... Oh um where?
X give a strange look at the bear and shakes his head as he leans closer to the bears hole and nods a few times and gets a surprised look on his face...
What do you mean it's from my old buddy James Ranger??? You mean that nerd from HOW? The Black Mumbo Jumbo?
X then shakes his head and starts to get worried as he starts to pace again...
James.... James... I don't recall.... Wait you mean Valor wrestling? Hmmmm... Hold on hold on it might be coming back to me... Didn't he lose an eye or something? Didn't everyone in HOW lose an eye at some point in their life?
X snickers and stifles himself as he then drops to the ground and starts to bust a gut and rolls on the dirty floor laughing. He stops and jumps up like nothing happened and walks closer to the camera a bit and peers into the screen and looks around as he taps the lens.
Is this thing on? Can you all hear me?
X shrugs a bit as he backs up. he then brushes himself and the bear off and smiles again.
Let me stop collaborate and listen... See what I did there? did ya, DID YA? heh... Ok let’s start from the start again.. Teddy do not interrupt me again please... These peoples time is valuable and eh what do I care...
X then turns in a circle with the bear out away from him as he starts to sing the hills are alive with music and stops after a few cords and investigates the camera.
Ok ladies and germs, you know my name, but you don't know my game, and oh do I have a game for you all sitting in your chairs at home, See what I've seen thus far have been nothing short of horrid, putrid sack filled puss, these so called wrestler, sport entertainers, oh that's not the words I'm looking for.... I see nothing but trash in World Wrestling Xistence, these so-called super stars, these so-called hall of famers... More like a bunch of jack jawed losers who have nothing more than a second rate wrestling organization that couldn't even hold a candle to the big boys out there. I mean High Octane Wrestling has more talent than most places, United Toughness Wrestling, and even Roughcut Wrestling would make you all weep in sadness of how inferior you all are.
X stops for a moment and realizes his words and starts to laugh.
Now you may be asking yourself, why would I knock these people I barely even know or seen in the ring, or why did this green hair freak show up here if this was beneath his standards? Well give me a few and I'll tell you a tale. a tale as old as time... well maybe not as old as time, but old enough to make you dorfs understand.
X moves to where an old, ragged chair is and plops down and sets the bear into his lap.
James approached me, He asked me to come here and see if you losers have a chance in hell while it freezes over. HAHA... but the reality is I retired from Wrestling I left UTA and went back to my world and I've had fun, sitting at home looking at all my belts from HOW, UTA, DWF, Roughcut, and a few others, knowing that I have accomplished my dreams and goals in the wrestling world and James oh James you brought me into this mess and maybe I can push these maggots into shape, maybe I can show you all a way to teach you how to be a real wrestler
Suddenly X's finger starts to poke thru teddys neck hole as X looks down and gets a sheepish grin on his face.
I'm not lying here, you are.... no you, no you, no, no, no, no no no no nonononononononononon....
X then looks up at the camera again and snickers.
Ok yes I came here to help Jamesy poo, yes I know I'm filling you all full of hot air.. Get it? Shhh Teddy I am on a roll here, I have not seen a lot from everyone but what I have seen isn't all that hot, I mean I see the thoughts coming out, but where's the meat and potatoes? Where is the substance of it all? I need you to get in my belly!!
X laughs as he starts to rock back and forth in the chair and pet's Teddy like a evil genius would his evil cat as he lifts a hand to his mouth and places his little finger into his lips.
For one million dollars please Alex.
X then jumps up as he beams proudly.
I'm not here to win or lose, I'm not here to count my wins vs loses, I'm here to help each and every one of you. I want you to be at your best and then some, and if I must grab you by the ear and drag your fat arse over the coals, I will do it man, just because I can and want to. I am not your friend here; Teddy might be you will have to ask him. but I am here for one reason and one reason only. I will push you; I will mock you; I'll make fun of the hair you have on your chest or lack thereof. Make no mistake I do not care about anything in that ring except watching you and seeing if you will push me to my limits, I want you to bring your best, I want to see you grow into the wrestler you want to be. That is the plain answer. But is it the real answer?
X starts to giggle uncontrollably as he stops.
you got to ask yourself one question punk... you I feel lucky? Well do I?
X starts to giggle then it turns into a full-on riot of laughter.
So does that tell you anything about me? Does that get to the point? Prolly not but who cares... When the time comes, I will see what you guys bring, I'll see if you can go the distance and if you’re going for the need of speed, in your time of need. and are you all alone, all alone in your time for need... but I really do not give a flying flip about any of you and nor will I as I said bring me what you want and if it's enough then I'll bring it back, but if you bring nothing expect nothing in return. I am here for fun and games and I want to make you all either laugh your asses off or want to kill me. I am not your friend I'm not your enemy, I'm just some green haired idiot let loose on the world, and that world is my oyster hahahahahaha...
A bigger man walks into view wearing a plaid shirt and torn jeans and combat boots and walks straight up to X and slaps him in the head and yells out dorf and walks away shaking his head as X cowers and looks bewildered and smirks and waves to the camera.
And before I go, Let the insanity grow hahahahahaha.
X then skips after the bigger man as he is laughing like a loon.
Hey everyone, how are you all doing? Teddy come on quiet, let me speak for a moment to our fans... Yes, fans they are out there, Look here.... No you don't get a say, you are my manager not some stuffed animal.
He looks at the bear and laughs as he starts to pace a bit as he looks like a caged animal and he finally stops moving and looks straight into the camera yet again and smirks.
Ok let's start this again, and Teddy if you say a word I'm going to duct tape your mouth...... er neck hole shut for the time...
He then gives the bear a stern look and starts to giggle a bit as he regains his thoughts.
Hello everyone, my name is X, just X nothing more than X, you know X marks the spot, x for buried treasure you know? Have I gone over your head yet? No good... So why have I come to..... Psst Teddy what is the name of this place?...... Oh um where?
X give a strange look at the bear and shakes his head as he leans closer to the bears hole and nods a few times and gets a surprised look on his face...
What do you mean it's from my old buddy James Ranger??? You mean that nerd from HOW? The Black Mumbo Jumbo?
X then shakes his head and starts to get worried as he starts to pace again...
James.... James... I don't recall.... Wait you mean Valor wrestling? Hmmmm... Hold on hold on it might be coming back to me... Didn't he lose an eye or something? Didn't everyone in HOW lose an eye at some point in their life?
X snickers and stifles himself as he then drops to the ground and starts to bust a gut and rolls on the dirty floor laughing. He stops and jumps up like nothing happened and walks closer to the camera a bit and peers into the screen and looks around as he taps the lens.
Is this thing on? Can you all hear me?
X shrugs a bit as he backs up. he then brushes himself and the bear off and smiles again.
Let me stop collaborate and listen... See what I did there? did ya, DID YA? heh... Ok let’s start from the start again.. Teddy do not interrupt me again please... These peoples time is valuable and eh what do I care...
X then turns in a circle with the bear out away from him as he starts to sing the hills are alive with music and stops after a few cords and investigates the camera.
Ok ladies and germs, you know my name, but you don't know my game, and oh do I have a game for you all sitting in your chairs at home, See what I've seen thus far have been nothing short of horrid, putrid sack filled puss, these so called wrestler, sport entertainers, oh that's not the words I'm looking for.... I see nothing but trash in World Wrestling Xistence, these so-called super stars, these so-called hall of famers... More like a bunch of jack jawed losers who have nothing more than a second rate wrestling organization that couldn't even hold a candle to the big boys out there. I mean High Octane Wrestling has more talent than most places, United Toughness Wrestling, and even Roughcut Wrestling would make you all weep in sadness of how inferior you all are.
X stops for a moment and realizes his words and starts to laugh.
Now you may be asking yourself, why would I knock these people I barely even know or seen in the ring, or why did this green hair freak show up here if this was beneath his standards? Well give me a few and I'll tell you a tale. a tale as old as time... well maybe not as old as time, but old enough to make you dorfs understand.
X moves to where an old, ragged chair is and plops down and sets the bear into his lap.
James approached me, He asked me to come here and see if you losers have a chance in hell while it freezes over. HAHA... but the reality is I retired from Wrestling I left UTA and went back to my world and I've had fun, sitting at home looking at all my belts from HOW, UTA, DWF, Roughcut, and a few others, knowing that I have accomplished my dreams and goals in the wrestling world and James oh James you brought me into this mess and maybe I can push these maggots into shape, maybe I can show you all a way to teach you how to be a real wrestler
Suddenly X's finger starts to poke thru teddys neck hole as X looks down and gets a sheepish grin on his face.
I'm not lying here, you are.... no you, no you, no, no, no, no no no no nonononononononononon....
X then looks up at the camera again and snickers.
Ok yes I came here to help Jamesy poo, yes I know I'm filling you all full of hot air.. Get it? Shhh Teddy I am on a roll here, I have not seen a lot from everyone but what I have seen isn't all that hot, I mean I see the thoughts coming out, but where's the meat and potatoes? Where is the substance of it all? I need you to get in my belly!!
X laughs as he starts to rock back and forth in the chair and pet's Teddy like a evil genius would his evil cat as he lifts a hand to his mouth and places his little finger into his lips.
For one million dollars please Alex.
X then jumps up as he beams proudly.
I'm not here to win or lose, I'm not here to count my wins vs loses, I'm here to help each and every one of you. I want you to be at your best and then some, and if I must grab you by the ear and drag your fat arse over the coals, I will do it man, just because I can and want to. I am not your friend here; Teddy might be you will have to ask him. but I am here for one reason and one reason only. I will push you; I will mock you; I'll make fun of the hair you have on your chest or lack thereof. Make no mistake I do not care about anything in that ring except watching you and seeing if you will push me to my limits, I want you to bring your best, I want to see you grow into the wrestler you want to be. That is the plain answer. But is it the real answer?
X starts to giggle uncontrollably as he stops.
you got to ask yourself one question punk... you I feel lucky? Well do I?
X starts to giggle then it turns into a full-on riot of laughter.
So does that tell you anything about me? Does that get to the point? Prolly not but who cares... When the time comes, I will see what you guys bring, I'll see if you can go the distance and if you’re going for the need of speed, in your time of need. and are you all alone, all alone in your time for need... but I really do not give a flying flip about any of you and nor will I as I said bring me what you want and if it's enough then I'll bring it back, but if you bring nothing expect nothing in return. I am here for fun and games and I want to make you all either laugh your asses off or want to kill me. I am not your friend I'm not your enemy, I'm just some green haired idiot let loose on the world, and that world is my oyster hahahahahaha...
A bigger man walks into view wearing a plaid shirt and torn jeans and combat boots and walks straight up to X and slaps him in the head and yells out dorf and walks away shaking his head as X cowers and looks bewildered and smirks and waves to the camera.
And before I go, Let the insanity grow hahahahahaha.
X then skips after the bigger man as he is laughing like a loon.