Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Jul 3, 2009 15:49:49 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Columbia, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
*"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred now hits the PA system as the infamous Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain to a chorus of crowd pops moments later. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff!" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle, stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!". He eventually jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!" He jumps down and gets ready now for his match to ensue.*
Cole: Welcome live to this week's edition of Gastro everyone, and we're kicking things off with a bang as obviously Sexy Jason has arrived at ringside for tonight's opening matchup.
King: And what an...interesting...opening match it's destined to be given who the opponent happens to be in fact...
*Slow square dance tune comes over the speakers as Decoy steps out holding a black, New York Yankees baseball cap in his hands and is wearing the new, silver and white, open, Toronto Blue Jays jersey. He spins around moving out onto the top of the stage as though almost square dancing with himself. The music picks up and Decoy puts the hat on backwards. He nods his head to the music (Square Dance by Eminem) and folds his arms over his chest, trying to look cool as he walks out down the ramp and into the ring.*
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Singles Match
"The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. Decoy
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Singles Match
"The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. Decoy
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Sexy Jason stares at Decoy and smiles confidently while the bell rings nearby. Decoy just scowls back at his adversary and bounces on the balls of his feet. The two men then hook up in the center of the ring where Decoy forcefully starts things off by pushing Jason into the corner having the size and weight advantage. The referee counts 1...2...3, before Decoy finally releases. He puts his hands up and moves backward then suddenly slapping Jason in the face. The fans boo and Decoy smiles mischievously. Jason wipes his mouth and smiles a little as Decoy moves back and wants to go again. As they lock up Decoy pushes Jason into the corner yet again as the ref counts: 1...2...3, Decoy breaks and puts his hand up. Decoy then goes to slap Jason again, but this time the Sensational Rookie ducks under and hits a hard slapping kick to the midsection of Decoy, doubling him over!
Cole: Stiff kick by Sexy Jason!
King: Yeah Jason's definitely looking to take firm control of this one early on it would appear.
Jason then grabs Decoy's head and pulls him down in a headlock takedown, Decoy however shifts his weight and scissors Jason's head. Jason moves around and throws his body over Decoy's: 1..2...Decoy releases and successfully kicks out. Both men soon return to their feet with Jason hitting an armdrag, he gets to his feet and Decoy does the same, Jason leaps up and hits a fast snap hurricanrana taking Decoy down and shooting him under the bottom rope. Jason then rolls under the bottom rope after Decoy, he pulls him up and runs him shoulder first into the barricade! Decoy yells in pain and tries to shake his arm out to get the blood circulating once again.
Cole: Jason being extremely aggressive here tonight.
King: Yeah apparently that loss to Reeshi this past Sunday has him pretty pissed, and Decoy is the unfortunate victim of his anger thus far tonight.
Jason rolls Decoy back inside the ring and follows as Decoy slowly gets to his feet. Jason goes after Decoy who spins around and hits a hard right hand taking Jason by surprise. Jason stumbles back as Decoy himself goes on the attack kicking him in the stomach as he leans against the ropes. Decoy keeps stomping Jason down before at last pulling a dazed Jason to his feet and whipping him straight into the ropes. Jason bounces off and comes running back right into a flying forearm from Decoy. Decoy covers: 1....2...kickout from Jason. Decoy goes right back on the offensive, tightly locking Jason in a sleeper shortly thereafter. But bit by bit Jason fiercely fights out of it to his feet, where thereafter he hits Decoy in the stomach with an elbow and another and another till Decoy finally lets go of the hold altogether. Jason runs to the ropes, then as he comes back Decoy ducks and plants him with a brutal spinebuster slam out of seemingly nowhere!
Cole: OUCH...
King: Jason just went splat.
Jason tries to suck in air as Decoy meanwhile climbs to the top rope. Decoy then leaps off going for a huge frog splash but somehow Jason manages to roll out of the way at the last possible second causing Decoy to crash and burn! Jason pulls himself up and notices Decoy holding his arm. Jason then hits a low dropkick as Decoy is on his knees still holding the shoulder. Jason stays on the attack wrapping Decoy's arm inside his knee and other leg dropping down and in turn trapping it. Jason stands up and does it again before locking in a reverse hammerlock and sinching in a crossface at the same time, he pulls back as Decoy screams in pain. Decoy desparately reaches out to the ropes as Jason pulls even harder and screams for him to tap out.
Cole: This is it, Decoy could tap!
Decoy finally gets to the ropes though forcing Jason to reluctantly release the hold. Jason watches as Decoy rolls out of the ring holding his arm. He then turns back around just in time to see Jason hit a baseball slide dropkick moments later! Decoy hits the barricade hard and falls down from the dropkick holding his back with his good arm as Jason slides out from the ring fully as well. He then kicks Decoy in the ribs hard and stays on him throwing him into the steel steps. Jason follows this up by running full speed as he goes to dropkick Decoy's head into the steps! But luckily for Decoy he reacts quickly enough to move as Jason hits the steps, kicking them halfway up the entranceway. Decoy scrambles back into the ring, while Jason follows and gets blindsided as a result. Decoy starts hitting hard right hands. He then points to Jason and takes a run up going for a Superkick attempt, yet Jason ducks out of pure instinct and nips right back up from his knees to his feet. Jason then steps forward and quickly pulls Decoy straight up and into a scoop slam piledriver, aka the Sexy Relaxer itself! Moments later Jason falls down on top of Decoy and covers: 1....2....3!
Winner via Pinfall: Sexy Jason!
Cole: And once again Jason has done it, he's managed to pin Platinum's sidekick here tonight and is back on the right track heading into next week's huge NM Title opportunity at the Birthday Bash!
King: Yeah needless to say GD and all the rest involved next Thursday night better watch out for this man in particular, losing to Reeshi back at End of Days woke him up all over again and that's bad news for the entire XHF roster at this point.
*Immediately following the previous matchup we cut elsewhere to where none other than Nelly Angel himself is standing by it would appear...*
: This is Nelly Angel, standing here at the local 24 hour Mexican restaurant, Vent y quatro. Where apparently, Obsidian and Jimmy Fat have both been eating nachos, non-stop, for the past three days.
Jimmy: How dare you follow me...*munch munch*...to my secret nacho hideaway BROTHER!?
: You think I don't know where nachos are sold all the time! Screw you...*nom nom*...BROTHER!
: Obsidian, we gotta go, it's already Friday, we have...that stuff to do.
: Hold you're horses BROTHER, OH YEAH! I'm feasting on these ever still delicious nachos, because I am the NACHO MAN, DIG IT!
: Oh great, you're nacho drunk again.
Jimmy: You trying to make fun of me BROTHER!?
: It no funny to make fun of way peepah speak!
: I'm the tower of power, to sweet to be sour, OH YEAH, and I don't need to make fun of you BROTHER! I'd eat these all day and all night if I have to to out eat you and prove my NACHO MADNESS! DIG IT!!!
: Actually guys, I'm being informed you have eaten all the chips in the building, they're kicking you out.
Jimmy: They can't do that BROTHER! These 24 inch pythons are gonna run wild on those punks!
: Yeah, I'm gonna drop the elbow on those posers, OH YEAH!
: No, that's not going to happen.
Jimmy: Well then it seems we are at a draw.
: Oh no, we can't be. I think I need to prove my dominance, and so at the Birthday Bash '09, I'm a calling you out BROTHER! We're going to have a match to prove who is the real Nacho king, YEAH! It'll be a "Showdown at the Nacho Coral" match!
Jimmy: I like the way you think BROTHER! With out even knowing the stips, you're on! But what'cha gonna do when these--
: Seriously, they're kicking us out...like now.
: Oh, my bad.
Jimmy: We better skiddadle then.
*Everyone leaves and the scene fades as we cut back to ringside.*
Cole: Well, another match for the Birthday Bash!
King: But what the hell is a "Showdown at the Nacho Coral" Match?
Cole: Welcome back to Gastro everyone, and with less than one week remaining until the 8th Annual Birthday Bash event, this next match will be a preview for next week's much anticipated No Mercy Championship Main Event.
King: That's right Cole, these four men plus Sexy Jason and Rage will go at it in a "Twist" Match on July 9th to see who will emerge No Mercy Champion.
Cole: All it takes is a key to unlock the box that the No Mercy Title will be placed in on the 9th.
King: The Ref is making his way from the back. Wait a second. What the hell?
*Sexy Jason stops the ref. He is pointed for the Ref to go to the back. Sexy Jason has on a Ref shirt. GQ Money comes out and tells the ref to head back to the locker room. GQ Money and Sexy Jason are having words. Finally GQ helds back toward the locker room as Sexy Jason heads toward the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and goes wait in a corner.*
King: What the hell?
Cole: Looks like Sexy Jason is the Referee for this Tag Team Match. He looks better in his wrestling attire then he does in a Ref outfit.
King: Only you would say that Cole.
*As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
"Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?"
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
"For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know"
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
"For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls"
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
"Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will"
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
"Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry"
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
"Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see"
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
"For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls"
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Deathtrain and Sexy Jason have locked eyes with one another.
King: Deathtrain got in Sexy Jason's face and said something.
*The lights in the arena begin to dim down, as red spotlights begin to flash all over the arena. As they point to the entrance, we can hear the music begin to play over the arena's sound system. The fans get up to their feet, as they stare down entrance hole.**
"A last fire will rise behind those eyes
Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear, that voice so clear
Through broken walls, that scream I hear
Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**As smoke begins to cloud up the area, Harry emerges from the entrance, Harry makes his long walk to the ring, looking around and soaking up the energy that spills off the crowd. He stops and stares at all those screaming fans on the left and then on the right. He throws his arms in the air to bring more of it, they get louder as he swiftly makes his way to the apron.**
"Blue masquerade, strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat beats like a drum
Deep in your veins, I will not lie
Little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**Harry jumps on the apron and puts his back to the ropes, bobbing his head to the music. As the crowd shows it's strong appreciation, harry slides his leg under the rope and stands in the middle of the ring. He looks all around, before running toward one of the sides. He leans over and throws his fist in the air, which triggers shooting pyro up from the ring posts. Harry yells over the pyro, as he stares into the crowd. He turns around then bends his back over the top rope and stretches his arms across his chest, as his music begins to die.**
Cole: Harold is the former No Mercy Champion before GD beat him for the belt.
King: At the Birthday Bash I am sure that Sexy Jason will see why Harold is the former NM Champion, and why he should have his belt back.
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks under the large X above him. He then makes his way down to the ring amidst a cheering crowd.*
Cole: Mongo cannot believe that Sexy Jason is the ref for this match. Sexy Jason looks at Mongo and Harold and we can just barely hear him.
King: He just called both of them “Old Farts”. He can't call the owner that.
Cole: He just did.
*The steady beat of the bass drum kicks in slowly as the screen fades into a highlight video of the man known only as GD. Showing plenty of past footage. As the guitar track begins to kick in GD enters from behind the curtain and stops at the top of the stage drawing all attention to his XHF No Mercy Championship. He gradually begins to make his way from the ring with that trademark smirk of his plastered all over his face, excahnging words to ringside fans along the way.
The vocals kick in and GD is up on the ring apron stopping for a moment thinking about taunting the crowd but shakes his head instead and steps inside heading towards the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up it and does a pose with the title still around his waist. He gets down and heads to the opposite turnbuckle.The camera cuts to a wide shot of GD taking the belt off his waist and holding it in the air and smiling with a streak of arrogance before cutting to a closer shot of GD jumping down and doing some last minute stretches warming up for the match at hand.*
Cole: GD looks over at Sexy Jason and shakes his finger at him and then he smiles at Sexy Jason.
King: Sexy Jason knows that GD can kick his ass, He has done it twice already. Next Thursday will be the third time.
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"B-Day Show Preview" Tag Team Match
Harold Campbell & "The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. XHF Owner Mongo the Destroyer & Gravedigger
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"B-Day Show Preview" Tag Team Match
Harold Campbell & "The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. XHF Owner Mongo the Destroyer & Gravedigger
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Harold has decided to step into the ring first. Mongo is starting the match for his team. Sexy Jason looks at both of them and we heard him say “Old Timer match” He signals for the bell. Both Mongo and Harold gets right in the face of Sexy Jason. We hear Sexy Jason telling them to get it on.*
Cole: Apparently they did not that comment.
King: They ought to just kick his ass now.
Cole: They better watch out. He is the ref.
King: Look at that. Both of them stands taller then Sexy Jason. Mongo and Harold are 7' tall or more.
Finally Harold pushes Mongo. Mongo did not like that so he pushes Harold back. Harold gets into Mongo's face and starts to mouth off. Harold just slaps Mongo right in the face. Mongo turns his head and then he goes to face Harold. Mongo unloads rights and left to the face of Harold. He grabs Harold and whips him into the ropes. Harold rebounds and runs straight into a Big Boot that takes the big man down. Mongo goes to pick Harold up. Mongo nails Harold with a European Uppercut, that rocks Harold backwards. Mongo goes to the rope and GD slaps the back of Mongo.
Cole: I don't think Mongo was ready to get out.
King: GD is the legal man in now.
Sexy Jason is ordering Mongo out of the ring. Mongo is looking at GD as GD gets into the ring. GD and Harold goes to lock up. Harold gets a Headlock on GD. GD sends Harold into the ropes. Harold rebounds and knocks GD down with a shoulder block. Harold goes into the ropes again. Harold rebounds and is trip by Sexy Jason, who was looking the other way. GD was to his feet and nails Harold with a Leg Drop right to the chest of Harold.
King: Sexy Jason did that on purpose.
Cole: He was looking at some good looking ladies.
King: He should have been paying attention in the ring.
GD gets a Side Headlock on Harold. Harold rolls over onto his stomach and GD has a facelock on Harold. Sexy Jason is down asking Harold if he wants to quit. Harlod tells Sexy Jason NO. Harold gets to his feet. He lifts GD up and drops him backwards on his head. GD is holding onto his head. Harold grabs GD and helps him up. He whips GD into the corner where Dethtrain is waiting. Harold places a shoulder right into GD'S midsection. Harold tags Deathtrain. Deathtrain comes into the ring. They send GD into the ropes. GD rebounds and is nailed with a Double Clothesline. GD goes to the mat hard. Harold looks over at Mongo and is smiling as Sexy Jason tries to get Harold out of the ring. Deathtrain hooks a leg and goes for the cover. Sexy Jason is trying to get Harold out of the ring. Finally Deathtrain gets up and goes over to Sexy Jason and turn him around. Deathtrain started to argue with Sexy Jason. GD makes it to his feet. GD goes over and rolls Deathtrain into a pinning position. Sexy Jason is in position. He begins the count. 1........2...Deathtrain kicks out.
King: That was a slow count.
Cole: I have to agree with you there.
Mongo was not happy. GD gets to his feet and looks straight at Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason just shrugs his shoulders. Harold was laughing, Harold has Sexy Jason to come over to shake his hand. Sexy Jason walks over and slaps Harold in the face.
King: What the hell was that for?
Cole: If I remember right Harold shook Sexy Jason's hand during his first match with xhf and caused him to lose too GD.
Harold was not happy so he gets into the ring. He grabs Sexy Jason and pushes him back in to the corner. Mongo was not happy with the referring so he motions to the back. GD is getting Deathtrain to his feet. Mongo gets inside the ring. Sexy Jason is pointing to his shirt as Harold cocks his hand back getting ready to slug Sexy Jason. Mongo grabs Harold and turns him around and nails him with some rights and left.
Cole: I think Sexy Jason has just lost control of this match.
King: He should have not been in there to begin with.
GD lifts Deathtrain up and nails a DDT. Sexy Jason started to leave the corner when Mongo turns and nails a perfect European Uppercut that sends Sexy Jason back into the corner.
King: I like it. Mongo just gave Sexy Jason a taste of his own medicine.
Cole: Yeah, but Mongo just took out the ref.
About that time another ref, the one that was suppose to have this match slides into the ring. Mongo grabs Sexy Jason and tosses him though the ropes. Mongo goes over to Harold and picks him up and hits a DDT. Mongo then goes to the outside and grabs Sexy Jason and slams his head on the apron. Back in the ring, GD is setting Deathtrain up for the Mark of Excellence. Harold is starting to stir on the mat. On the outside Sexy Jason has delivered a kick to the midsection of Mongo. Sexy Jason sees that there is another ref in the ring. Mongo grabs the shirt and pulls it over Sexy Jason 's face and started nailing rights and left into Sexy Jason's face.
King: Mongo is showing Sexy Jason who is boss around here..
Cole: Well fans we did say this was a preview of what you will see at the 8th annual Birthday Bash coming up on July 9th.
GD goes for the Mark of Excellence and he nails it perfect. Harold gets to his feet and he goes toward GD. GD seen him coming from the corner of his eye and nails a Spinning Kick right to the side of Harold's head. Harold goes down hard. Harold rolls out of the ring. GD goes for the cover. The ref is in position to make the count. 1....2....3! On the outside Sexy Jason finally gets the shirt off of him. Mongo goes over and stats laying the boots to Harold. Back in the ring, GD stands up and the ref raises his hands in victory.
Winners via Pinfall: Mongo the Destroyer & Gravedigger!
*Sexy Jason has Mongo by the hair and he rams his head into the steel post.*
Cole: I don't think Mongo even knows his team won yet.
King: Next week's Main Event will be awesome.
*GD gets to the top rope. On the floor below him Sexy Jason helps Mongo to his feet. Harold is on his feet about ready to attack Sexy Jason when all of a Sudden GD comes flying off the top rope and nails all three of them. All four of them is on the floor as XHF Security has made it to the ring. Deathtrain is starting to stir inside the ring.*
Cole: We have to take a commercial break to clean this mess up. You don't want to miss the 8th Annual Birthday Bash.
King: Did you see that drive from GD. Taking out Sexy Jason, Mongo The Destroyer, and Harold Campbell all at once!
Cole: The Main Event is next. Fans You DON'T want to miss this Main Event which is being held inside the hellacious confines of the Greenhouse!
*Fade back in from commercial. Just as it was at End of Days, the arena lights then flicker out quickly while the crowd was waiting for either one of the competitors for the main event of the night… but they only hear the slow, steady piano playing in the background. The XtremeTron starts to light up a little showing just an open field, waves of tall grass going from edge to edge of the screen blowing with the breeze, and dark clouds in the sky, but an orange glow in the distance which is forcing the field to ablaze. Smoke rising. Ashes blew violently before the screen apparently blacked out again… rather than being blacked out, an eyelid had opened, as you could see the single eye. An icy blue color, however, the eye was in the shape of a flame before the eye finally closed and everything seemingly went back to normal.
A camera had lifted up, though, looking up in the rafters - there was a woman standing up there, sunglasses hiding her eyes and her hair tied back. Long black hair, with a few blue streaks that could hardly be noticed from the distance. The camera zoomed, and it surely was Tara Fenix herself, with a sadistic grin on her face as she just prepared to watch this match between her enemy and her manipulator.*
King: What! Don’t jump!
Cole: I thought she quit… again… what’s she doing here?
*Moments later the arena turns to black and guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the drum begins to join the guitar in the sounds. Flashes of light decorate the stage area as David Draiman's voice lets out a soft "can you feel that..." The crowd rushes to their feet looking to get their snapshot of the XHF legend about to walk through the curtain. Three large pyros go off at the top of the stage to the beat of Draiman's "ooh ah ah ah" The song immediately jumps to it's chorus as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed deafens the crowd and is it does Reeshi steps through the smoke and pyro to a loud chorus of boos and flashing lights. He stands atop the entrance way soaking in the feedback from the XHF faithful and walks slowly, yet with a purpose towards the ring. He walks around to the ring, eying up each corner, claiming it as his own before he uses the steps at the front of the entrance to climb onto the apron. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, walking towards the middle of the ring and raising his fist in the air. The boo's and chants grow louder once again, sparking a snarl like smile from Reeshi.*
Cole: Here comes the man who's gunning for the X*Crown!
King: But first has to survive this hell on earth with Rage.
*Suddenly, the arena is now plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on anxiously with anticipation. At this point, an ominous "clenched fist" symbol appears across the Xtreme-Tron screen and accompanied by it is the fast-paced, grinding sound of guitar riffs beginning to kick in across the building's sound system. Mere seconds later, while everyone in attendance leaps to their feet the screen abruptly shifts to pure static and the tension continues slowly building as after a flurry of drums kick in, the following words begin to echo loudly throughout the building's sound system...
"Take a good look at agony,
Force fed pass down,
Time release,
I'm inspired to find the liar,
Black list X on the back,
Of a soulfull man,
I've got way's you understand,
Look left, look right, but I'm,
Behind you,
I never noticed, until I focused,
On everything you did, you said,
You lit the fuse inside my head..."
*At the conclusion these very words, BOOM! An explosion of pyro rocks the arena to it's core and in turn the hellraising chorus of none other than "Sin With A Grin" by Shinedown cuts onto the PA system in full force. At this, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistically smirking figure of XHF legend Rage steps out and onto the top of the stage. Thereafter, he struts fiercely on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from the entire capacity crowd of XHF fans joining us this evening. Once reaching the ringside area and upon climbing inside the self proclaimed "Revolutionary Redneck" sets off to do his signature Four Corners Salute taunt from each and every corner of the squared circle, defiantly raising both his fists and a set of all too familiar middle fingers to the jeering crowd. Afterward he makes his way over to lean up against a corner turnbuckle facing the entrance way. From there as a sly, wily look of veteran determination crosses his face he turns his eyes upward toward the curtain, anxiously awaiting the emergence of his opposition here tonight...*
King: This should be a great warm up for Reeshi against Kanyon with the X*Crown gold on the line next week at the B-Day Show.
Cole: Oh, and Rage for the NM title, right? Likely story.
King: Obviously it is. What's your problem?
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Greenhouse Match
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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Greenhouse Match
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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Both men stand in the ring as the glass cage gets lowered from the ceiling. Reeshi looks up and Rage charges at him. Reeshi gets his arms up as Rage goes for some punches to Reeshi, but Reeshi covers up. Reeshi hits a knee to the the gut of Rage, then lays in a few shots. Rage gets his arms up as Reeshi continues. Reeshi goes for a shot, but Rage ducks and grabs Reeshi's arm and tosses him down with a hip toss. Reeshi hits the ground hard and rolls out onto the floor. Rage follows as the cage continues to lower.
Cole: The match isn't even officially on and these guys are taking it to each other!
King: That's the hate they've built up between them.
Rage hits Reeshi with an elbow to the back of the head and then grabs Reeshi and slams his head into the bottom of the glass cage that is still lowering. Reeshi staggers back as Rage goes for a punch, but Reeshi blocks it and delivers a kick to the gut. He picks Rage up onto his shoulder and delivers a snake eyes into the decending glass! Rage hits the floor hard and Reeshi goes down punching his head. He stays on Rage, choking him, keeping his head outside the glass cell perimiter! Rage realizes whats happening and starts punching at Reeshi with one hand while trying to push the giant glass cell back with the other. The ref is yelling at Reeshi.
King: Stop this! He's going to kill Rage!
Cole: He's going to crush his skull!
Rage manages to deliver a desperate punch to the eye of Reeshi, causing him to let go. Rage quickly rolls out of the way as the glass structure finally lands on the floor! The bell rings and the match is now officially started. Rage gets up and Reeshi charges at him, but Rage sidesteps Reeshi and slams him into the wall. Reeshi stagers back and Rage grabs him by the head and throws the back of his head into the ring post! Reeshi slumps down into a sitting position. Rage then stomps a mudhole in him. Rage backs away and smirks. He then charges with a knee to the head, but Reeshi moves and Rage connects with the ring apron! Rage holds his knee in pain as Reeshi gets up. Reeshi hits another right hand to Rage, then grabs him and slams his bald head into the wall. Reesh then throws Rage into the ring. Reeshi walks over to the ring steps and pushes the top half off. He grabs the longer bottom half and pushes it into the ring. Reeshi climbs into the ring as Rage gets up and hits his knee to get the pain out. Reeshi charges at Rage and hits a clothesline. Reeshi then pulls the steps into the middle of the ring. He pulls up Rage and starts to set him up for the Coral Reesh on the steps!
Cole: No! He can't!
And he does...not. Rage grabs the legs and pulls, causing Reeshi to land on his back on the steel! Rage then grabs the legs and slingshots Reeshi into the corner! Rage charges in with a clothesline to the back of Reeshi's head. He then grabs him and tries for a german onto the steps, but Reeshi holds onto the ropes to block. Reeshi then delivers a back kick between the legs of Rage. The men in the crowd groan, feeling his pain. Reeshi then turns around and grabs Rage by the head and throws him backward onto the steps! A loud "thud!" is heard as he lands. Reeshi then bounces off the ropes and hits Rage with a leg drop on the stairs! He covers Rage. 1, 2, kickout! Reeshi gets off Rage and delivers some punches to his forehead. Reeshi picks Rage up and puts him onto his shoulders. Rage falls off behind Reeshi and falls to the floor. He delivers a low blow to get retaliation!
King: These guys are fighting dirty tonight!
Reeshi falls to his knees. Rage then goes off the ropes and hits Reeshi with a bulldog. Rage then grabs his arms and locks in the Rings of Rage! He pulls back on the move as Reeshi winces in pain. Reeshi squirms around trying to get to the ropes with his legs. Rage tries to pull him back. Reeshi rolls the move over and plants his feet so he's on top of Rage. 1, 2, kickout! Rage had to let go of the move to kickout. Reeshi then hits a back elbow into Rage's kidney. Then a shot to the other kidney. Reeshi gets up off Rage and staggers toward the rope. Rage gets up as well and when he does, Reeshi charges and hits an elbow to the side of the head. Rage staggers and Reeshi goes to clothesline him, but Rage ducks. Reeshi bounces into the ropes and turns around into the Killshot! It takes Reeshi out of the ring! Reeshi gets up using the apron for help. Rage charges into Reeshi with a baseball slide that sends him into the glass wall! Rage then goes outside and keeps on Reeshi with some shots. Rage then goes to kick Reeshi, but Reeshi grabs the leg. He then throws it down and levels Rage with a haymaker. Rage falls back into the apron and Reeshi charges into him with a shoulder block to the ribs. Reeshi then puts Rage between his legs and hits a powerbomb on the floor! Reeshi holds on and lifts Rage up and hits another powerbomb! Reeshi continues to hold Rage and lifts him again! But instead of a third powerbomb, he swings Rage with all his might into the glass wall!
Cole: That was vicious!
King: It was sick!
Reeshi staggers back as Rage lays out on the floor. Reeshi trips over the stairs he shoved over earlier. He looks at it and gets a smirk on his face. Rage crawls along the floor and reaches the wall. He gets up using it for help and it's easy to see now that Rage is bleeding. Behind him, Reeshi is picking up the steel steps. Rage is now fully standing and Reeshi charges at Rage, then tosses the steps right at him! Rage dives out of the way just in the knick of time and the steps go through the glass wall! Shattering it out and making people in the crowd duck, now causing a gaping hole in the cell. Reeshi goes around the corner and turns Rage around, and Rage hits him in the forehead with a piece of glass! Reeshi quickly turns around holding his face in pain. Rage goes after him and jobs the glass into his forehead again! Reeshi is definitely bleeding now himself!
King: I think these guys are really trying to kill each other Cole!
Reeshi pushes Rage away. Reeshi turns around and delivers an uppercut to Rage. He then tosses Rage into the ring. Reeshi goes in after him, but stops! Reeshi looks confused and then looks down. A hand is grasping his ankle! Reeshi reaches down and grabs the hand and yanks out Obsidian! Reeshi stomps away on him when GQ also comes out from under the ring and hits Reeshi from behind. It seems to have no effect and Reeshi turns around and hits GQ in the face. He then tosses GQ easily into the wall. Unbeknownst to him, Kanyon also crawls out from under the ring! He has a chair in hand as well! Kanyon comes up behind Reeshi and blasts him with the chair in the back of the head! Kanyon then rolls Reeshi into the ring and goes in after him. He hits him again with the chair! Kanyon then lifts up Reeshi and plants him with a Flatliner right into the steel steps in the ring!
Cole: What is this! How dare they! This isn't right King!
King: No Cole, it's not. But that's why Kanyon is betta!
Kanyon shoves Reeshi off the steps and pushes him toward Rage. Rage gets up looking confused. He doesn't look happy at all that Kanyon interfered. Kanyon points at Reeshi and yells at Rage. Rage then starts to move toward Reeshi, but then kicks Kanyon in the gut! He then tosses Kanyon out of the ring! Rage pulls Reeshi up off the mat and lifts him onto his shoulders for the Fists of Rage, but Reeshi falls off his shoulders and then turns Rage around and knees him in the gut. He sets him up for the Coral Reesh, but then Rage breaks the hold and lifts him onto his shoulders again! He hits the Fist of Rage! Rage rolls over into a cover, One! Two! Thr--it's broken up...by Deathtrain! Deathtrain got in through the hole in the door. Deathtrain pounds on the back of Rage and then lifts him up off the mat, then grabs him by the throat and hits the Rain of Fury! Deathtrain backs up and lifts Reeshi off the mat. He points Reeshi to Rage and backs up. Reeshi doesn't seem happy about the assist and punches Deathtrain in the face! Then he big boots him out of the ring! Reeshi pulls Rage up off the mat and hits the Coral Reesh! Reeshi covers! One! Two! Thr--Reeshi's pulled off by Kanyon!
Cole: What the hell! Why!?
King: The enemies of enemies.
Reeshi gets up and turns to Kanyon, but then gets leveled with another chairshot between the ropes! Reeshi hangs half out of the ring. Gravedigger runs down to the ring and gets into the greenhouse and jumps on Deathtrain! Harold follows shortly after and goes into the greenhouse to attack GD! Harold hits GD a few times before Jason gets in and attacks him! All these guys are brawling in the greenhouse! Mongo walks out onto the stage and stands there, just watching the carnage. The ref has no choice but to throw out the match.
Winner: Draw due to interference and chaos.
Cole: What absolute craziness! The Birthday Bash is going to be insane!
King: If this is a sign of things to come, then yes, it's going to be wild next Thursday, so until then goodnight folks and so long!