Post by Xander "X" Hayes on Jan 15, 2021 23:44:18 GMT -5
We see X and the bigger man in the plaid shirt sitting in a small run down house in some area of the US and we see an old couch that was prolly made in the 70's sitting in the middle of a wood paneling wall and an old 80's rabbit ears TV and some dingy lamps that have browned over age x is sitting on the couch with an old Atari 2600 joystick in his hands while the bigger man is holding the headless bear and has a scowl on his face as he watches X play some random game. X is hooting and hollering at the TV. X then gently sets the controller down and scoffs as he smiles brightly and waves a bit and gets a sheepish grin as he leans over to the bigger man and grabs teddy and hugs the headless bear and gets all set for what may happen next.
So it seems this Fed I'm in by way of Ranger is about as good as some second world country in some random ass place that I as an American could care less about. and I've seen one small, short set of words from some random nobody that I should not even give two cents from my mind, but it seems that they’re my only target as of right now. Who is this random loser I get to see on my screen one day? Oh, let us wait on that for a few moments. I want to talk about how lack luster his wrestler came out and made an oblivious attempt in an introduction...
X sighs a bit and pulls out a old VCR remote and then nods to the bigger man whom also is visibly annoyed at X's antics but he is the man’s friend and complies with a begrudging amusement and gets up as he slowly and lumbering leaves. X is giggling like a idiot as he starts bouncing up and down like some person with ADHD as he starts to motion to the side with his arms and beckons them to get closer as the bigger man brings in yet another old style TV with a VCR hooked up to it and teetering on the top and stops the tv near the couch as X snickers.
Oh Teddy this is such a brilliant idea I had.... Yes, blasted bear, a brilliant idea.... No this is not silly.... how will anyone in this Podunk place realize how much better I am...... Well, how should you know? Your brains are over there.
X points to the bigger man who produces the head of Teddy and then places it into a black bag next to him. X laughs and starts to point mockingly at Teddy
See you lost your head, so don't think for one moment you are smarter than I.
X then looks up as he cannot help to laugh uncontrollably as the bigger man shakes his head and gets up and slaps X in the head. X then gets a surprised look on his face as he then sticks his tongue out and gives the wettest razzberry you have ever heard. X then nods his head like he has done something great and turns back and continues.
So what we have here is a failure to communicate. I know you are all lost like the little sheep you are blindly following the next big trend. And sadly, wrestling has the biggest offenders ever. The guy I'm talking about is no exception in the least. Now this guy makes his way from Florida. What..... Hmmmm... Bath salts? Wait what do you mean bath salts?
He gets a look and shakes his head... He then turns to the screen and his jaw hit's the floor as it were as he stares into space losing all thoughts as the bigger man shakes his head and stands up and smacks X in the head. x shakes out of the trance and still looks confused.
Wait, people do something like this and they become so deranged they think.... Now i know I'm out there, I know I talk to a headless stuffed animal and I know he's... look Teddy, I need to..... SILENCE!!
He slaps the stuffed animal where the head would have been and shrugs as he laughs.
Ok now that has ended and I've won the battle, back to the main thought here. the man I am talking about is from Florida, we got that taken care of... Let's see what else... no I don't want to have a advert here.... that's just silly, I'm not selling anything... but I guess the guy I'm talking about is on the same level, but if this guy is so great with his fans, does anyone else know of him?
The big man shakes his head no and x makes teddy shakes his body up and down then stops and quickly starts shaking side to side.
See, that's 100% survey here that this guy has no fans... i mean how could someone come out and say such an absurd thing? I have been in this wrestling business for so long I should have retired.... Oh wait I did.....
He grumbles a bit and shakes his head.
So this guy here is the big reveal... Drum roll please...
x waits as the bigger man is just bobbing his head up and down and just mellow as all get out. X taps the table, and nothing happens, X waits a bit longer still nothing. he lets out a sigh and a groan as the bigger man is still not paying attention as X throws a pizza crust at the bigger man as it hits him in the head and x starts to laugh as the bigger man get a scowl on his face and slowly stands up X cowers and ducks for cover as the big man smiles as he nods and starts to tap the table like a drum roll.
Nicky Skylar.... Wait is not that some Movie character played by... No that is too easy... So, Nicky... You made your presence known and I only caught wind because I felt it perfectly surmises this federation and how lack luster they are. You gave us nothing of note. you provided me with nothing about why you came here or how you came here, for all i know you were just some slug in a garden that popped up like a worm from the ground, and now I must pluck you up and take you into some salt bath and watch you melt into some goo... now i know that makes no sense what's so ever. but I will move forward..
X starts to laugh as his mind is only which he understands, and he knows this and just gets a kick out of it as he continues.
Nicky, you'll have to understand I've been doing this so long most people would just attack me with drugs, sex, techno music or even Teddy, but I’ve heard it all before and son you have a lot to understand. You need to bring something new to the table. i mean i feel your like some ass hat, that needs to be the first victim of the insanity, but don't worry i won't make you wrestle me right now, it's not worth my time, the only thing your worth is just this..
X opens his arms, and he giggles.
Nicky if your man enough let’s see what you got, if you take me up on this war of words let’s see whom wins and walks away the first ever words champion. and if you can make me think otherwise about this fed then you win, if not you'll be shining my boots and buying me beer until the next retirement I have.
X smirks as he turns off the TV and then turns to the camera and clicks the remote and it fades to black.
So it seems this Fed I'm in by way of Ranger is about as good as some second world country in some random ass place that I as an American could care less about. and I've seen one small, short set of words from some random nobody that I should not even give two cents from my mind, but it seems that they’re my only target as of right now. Who is this random loser I get to see on my screen one day? Oh, let us wait on that for a few moments. I want to talk about how lack luster his wrestler came out and made an oblivious attempt in an introduction...
X sighs a bit and pulls out a old VCR remote and then nods to the bigger man whom also is visibly annoyed at X's antics but he is the man’s friend and complies with a begrudging amusement and gets up as he slowly and lumbering leaves. X is giggling like a idiot as he starts bouncing up and down like some person with ADHD as he starts to motion to the side with his arms and beckons them to get closer as the bigger man brings in yet another old style TV with a VCR hooked up to it and teetering on the top and stops the tv near the couch as X snickers.
Oh Teddy this is such a brilliant idea I had.... Yes, blasted bear, a brilliant idea.... No this is not silly.... how will anyone in this Podunk place realize how much better I am...... Well, how should you know? Your brains are over there.
X points to the bigger man who produces the head of Teddy and then places it into a black bag next to him. X laughs and starts to point mockingly at Teddy
See you lost your head, so don't think for one moment you are smarter than I.
X then looks up as he cannot help to laugh uncontrollably as the bigger man shakes his head and gets up and slaps X in the head. X then gets a surprised look on his face as he then sticks his tongue out and gives the wettest razzberry you have ever heard. X then nods his head like he has done something great and turns back and continues.
So what we have here is a failure to communicate. I know you are all lost like the little sheep you are blindly following the next big trend. And sadly, wrestling has the biggest offenders ever. The guy I'm talking about is no exception in the least. Now this guy makes his way from Florida. What..... Hmmmm... Bath salts? Wait what do you mean bath salts?
He gets a look and shakes his head... He then turns to the screen and his jaw hit's the floor as it were as he stares into space losing all thoughts as the bigger man shakes his head and stands up and smacks X in the head. x shakes out of the trance and still looks confused.
Wait, people do something like this and they become so deranged they think.... Now i know I'm out there, I know I talk to a headless stuffed animal and I know he's... look Teddy, I need to..... SILENCE!!
He slaps the stuffed animal where the head would have been and shrugs as he laughs.
Ok now that has ended and I've won the battle, back to the main thought here. the man I am talking about is from Florida, we got that taken care of... Let's see what else... no I don't want to have a advert here.... that's just silly, I'm not selling anything... but I guess the guy I'm talking about is on the same level, but if this guy is so great with his fans, does anyone else know of him?
The big man shakes his head no and x makes teddy shakes his body up and down then stops and quickly starts shaking side to side.
See, that's 100% survey here that this guy has no fans... i mean how could someone come out and say such an absurd thing? I have been in this wrestling business for so long I should have retired.... Oh wait I did.....
He grumbles a bit and shakes his head.
So this guy here is the big reveal... Drum roll please...
x waits as the bigger man is just bobbing his head up and down and just mellow as all get out. X taps the table, and nothing happens, X waits a bit longer still nothing. he lets out a sigh and a groan as the bigger man is still not paying attention as X throws a pizza crust at the bigger man as it hits him in the head and x starts to laugh as the bigger man get a scowl on his face and slowly stands up X cowers and ducks for cover as the big man smiles as he nods and starts to tap the table like a drum roll.
Nicky Skylar.... Wait is not that some Movie character played by... No that is too easy... So, Nicky... You made your presence known and I only caught wind because I felt it perfectly surmises this federation and how lack luster they are. You gave us nothing of note. you provided me with nothing about why you came here or how you came here, for all i know you were just some slug in a garden that popped up like a worm from the ground, and now I must pluck you up and take you into some salt bath and watch you melt into some goo... now i know that makes no sense what's so ever. but I will move forward..
X starts to laugh as his mind is only which he understands, and he knows this and just gets a kick out of it as he continues.
Nicky, you'll have to understand I've been doing this so long most people would just attack me with drugs, sex, techno music or even Teddy, but I’ve heard it all before and son you have a lot to understand. You need to bring something new to the table. i mean i feel your like some ass hat, that needs to be the first victim of the insanity, but don't worry i won't make you wrestle me right now, it's not worth my time, the only thing your worth is just this..
X opens his arms, and he giggles.
Nicky if your man enough let’s see what you got, if you take me up on this war of words let’s see whom wins and walks away the first ever words champion. and if you can make me think otherwise about this fed then you win, if not you'll be shining my boots and buying me beer until the next retirement I have.
X smirks as he turns off the TV and then turns to the camera and clicks the remote and it fades to black.