Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Jul 17, 2009 15:53:37 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Stegeman Coliseum in Athens, Georgia, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from Stegeman Coliseum in Athens, Georgia, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd on the campus of the famed Georgia Bulldogs in Athens, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
Cole: Welcome to another exciting episode of Friday Night Gastro everyone!
King: First Gastro right after The Birthday Bash. What is in store for tonight?
Cole: First match of the evening is coming your way in a mere matter of moments folks.
*The lights all begin to dim down a bit as the crowd then begins to cheer after "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi comes over the audio system, and they all look towards the curtains knowing that Seth Evans is about to make his presence.
Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly!
When the world gets in my face,
I say: Have a Nice Day!
Have A Nice Day!
As the chorus finally comes over the audio system, Seth Evans comes out from behind the curtains with sunglasses hiding his eyes. A bright smile across his face as he begins to walk down the aisle and shake hands with a few of the fans along the way down to the ring… at the bottom of the ramp, he starts into a sprint and slides underneath the bottom rope and pushes himself back up to his feet. After getting back to his feet, he goes to the nearest turnbuckle and steps up to the second turnbuckle, pointing out to all the fans and gives them a thumbs up before lowering his arms back to his side. He spins in a 180-degree circle while coming off of the second turnbuckle and lands back on his feet… he walks towards the official of the match and greets, and shakes his hand before handing his sunglasses out to the timekeeper and waiting for the start of the match.*
King: Has been a while since we seen this young man.
Cole: He has been gone for a bit. Will it have any effect on his performance tonight?
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
King: Obsidian got a win over Jimmy Fat at The Birthday Bash last Thursday.
Cole: He outsmarted Jimmy Fat during that match.
King: I think he was just ready to eat nachos, which is mainly why he won the match.
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Singles Match
Seth Evans vs. Obsidian
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Singles Match
Seth Evans vs. Obsidian
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The ref signals for the bell. Both men circles the ring. Seth goes to the middle of the ring as Obsidian is circling around the ring. He stops. He looks at Seth and then he looks at the ref. He then looks at a kids eating nachos. The ref spots this and he goes and gets in Obsidian face and tells him to “get it on”.
Cole: Obsidian looks like he just lost his best friend.
King: What a mean ref.
Cole: The ref is just doing his job King.
Obsidian finally makes his way toward the middle of the ring. They go to lock up. Obsidian has the height and weight advantage and he took that advantage right off the bat. He grabs Seth into a Head lock. It just happens to be that Obsidian can see the kid eating nachos from the corner of his eyes. So he takes Seth down still keeping the Head Lock on. Now he is starring right at the kid.
Cole: Obsidian needs to pay attention to Seth.
King: He has Seth on his stomach. You can say that he is in control of the match.
Seth gets to his knees. Obsidian is on his feet. He smiles at the kid and the kid shakes his head in a no motion. Obsidian did not like that and he tightens the Head lock on Seth. Seth finally makes it to his feet. Seth nails an elbow to Obsidian's stomach. He does it again and again. Finally Obsidian let go and Seth goes into the ropes. He rebounds and takes Obsidian down with a hard Clothesline.
Cole: Seth is showing why you should not take your attention off of him.
Obsidian is getting up. Seth helps him to his feet. He whips Obsidian into the ropes. Obsidian rebounds and is taking down to the mat with a Drop Kick. Seth makes it to his feet and nails a Moonsault. He goes for the cover. The ref is in position and only gets a 2 count before Obsidian kicks out. Seth brings Obsidian into a sitting position and locks on a chin lock. The ref is checking to make sure it was legal.
Cole: Seth Evans with the control of the match. Almost got his first win since XHF reopened earlier this year.
King: He is looking good for the moment.
Obsidian is fighting to make it to his feet. Obsidian is on his feet. He nails an Elbow right in the midsection of Seth. It was a nice solid hit. Seth releases the hold immediately. Obsidian seen the kid again and Seth gets in front of him to do some move and it is blocking Obsidian view. Obsidian lifts Seth up and nails a Atomic Drop. Seth is dancing around and Obsidian looks at the kid, and the kid holds up an empty Nacho's container. Obsidian could not believe it. He turns and hits a Clothesline to the back of Seth's head. Seth goes face first onto the mat.
Cole: How fast the match can change and the tables can be turned altogether...
Seth begins to make it to his feet. Obsidian looks around the ring. He goes to swing at Seth and Seth blocks it. Seth nails Obsidian with a European Uppercut, that staggers Obsidian backwards into a corner. Seth goes in and Rams his shoulder into Obsidian midsection. He backs out and he brings Obsidian with him and he nails a Double Arm DDT. Seth gets to his feet. He goes and climbs the top rope. He waits on Obsidian. Obsidian finally makes it to his feet and as he turns around he is nailed with a Missile Dropkick that takes him down to the mat.
Cole: Seth is showing us that he has not forgotten anything while he was gone.
King: I wonder what kind of charity work he was doing?
Cole: Does it matter?
Seth rolls Obsidian up and the ref begins to make his count. 1....2.... Obsidian kicks out of the roll up attempt. Seth now gets to his feet. He waits on Obsidian to get to his. Obsidian is still dazed from the Missile Dropkick that he staggers right into Super Kick. Obsidian goes down hard on the mat. Seth drops down and hooks a leg. The ref is in position to make the count. 1....2.... Obsidian is trying to kick out but it was too late...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Seth Evans!
Cole: Seth Evans finally picks up his very first win here in XHF since they reopened their doors back in March!
King: Obsidian does not look happy. Nice win for Seth Evans no doubt about it though.
*Seth Evans stands to his feet thereafter as the ref is raising his hands in victory and the crowd is up on their feet cheering in unison. But then, out of nowhere a figure is suddenly seen slowly creeping over the crowd barrier in the background, unbeknownst to both the ref and more importantly Seth Evans himself....and yes, sure enough it's his own brother Matt Hicks!*
Cole: What the, what's he doing out here?!!
King: Looks like big bro Matt is BACK at long last as well, and apparently he isn't done teaching little bro Seth a lesson in the meaning of respect and superiority around here, so take him out Matt, do it!
*Moments later the sadistically smirking Hicks slowly slides inside the ring from behind, clearly plotting yet another well thought out and well-timed blatant sneak attack from behind on his previously long-lost younger sibling who was revealed to him as such several months back. As Seth, still getting his hand raised by the ref, slowly turns around a second later Matt rushes at him, going for a hellacious clothesline, but somehow Seth manages to duck out of the way just in time and rather than himself it's the ref who takes the brunt of Hicks' original efforts to take Evans' head off! Hicks then quickly spins back around, yet once realizing right away that Seth is already back to his feet and completely ready to take him on straight up and with no tricks or "funny business" this time around, Matt wisely falls down and rolls back under the ring ropes to safety outside the ring altogether. Seth steps over and leans over the ropes, eagerly yelling for his brother to come back inside and settle this ongoing personal issue with him like a real man, but nonetheless Hicks keeps right on smiling arrogantly and shaking his head "no" as he makes his way back around to the front of the ringside area and begins slowly backing up the rampway. On this note we slowly fade to commercial as the two fiercely determined brothers in Hicks and Evans continue staring one another down intently, with Hicks conveniently enough on the ramp above and Evans reluctantly remaining inside the ring below, the two men clearly having plenty of unfinished business with one another on both a personal, and a professional level from the looks of things out here tonight...*
*"Mr. Happy" by ICP plays as Mr. Happy comes prancing out onto the stage, shaking two bottles of Root Beer Faygo soda. He gets about half way down the stage before he pops the cap on one and sprays the crowd on either side of the stage. Mr. Happy then rolls in under the bottom ropes, popping the cap on the other bottle and chugging the entire thing before throwing the empty bottle out into the crowd.*
King: I hate clowns.... and what do I hate even more? Singing clowns. This guy must use artificials to keep being happy.
Cole: I doubt he's a pill popper.
King: I never said anything about pills.... he probably slams his head in a locker to be silly and get happy.
*"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred now hits the PA system as the infamous Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain to a chorus of crowd pops moments later. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff!" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle, stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!". He eventually jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!" He jumps down and gets ready now for his match to ensue.*
Cole: Opposites attract... 'eh?
King: No wonder Jason hates this guy. Good for him because I can't take any of this jerk's happy go lucky clown attitude. GO BACK TO THE CIRCUS BUM!
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Falls Count Anywhere Match
"The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. Mr. Happy
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Falls Count Anywhere Match
"The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. Mr. Happy
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POW!!!!!! As the bell rings in the background Sexy Jason immediately steps forward and flexes his arms in front of the fat disturbed looking clown. If only he had baby oil now, then he could make the clown even more jealous. Clown puts a smile on his face, instead of asking why so serious, he slaps him across the face. Jason just looks in shock, so he flexes again and goes POW!!!! This time pow is when he punches him right in the face. As the two opposites go at it. They exchange fists to the face, until they lean against the ropes and topple over the top. They hit the floor and still continue exchanging punches. Jason pushes off him and leaps to his feet, he goes to lay the boots in but Mr. Happy grabs his foot. He pulls jason in and drapes it across the baricade and begin kicking in his knee. As jason is stuck, he walks away then comes running as fast as he can. Mr. Happy stiffs him with a clothesline and jason falls to the floor. His leg is still caught up on the barricade...
Cole: It's kind of like a tree of WHOA!
King: Really? Did you really just say that? This fat clown is about to unsexy jason and you do that? Pitiful.
Mr. Happy runs at jason as he hangs and knees him in the midsection. Jason falls over and grabs his chest. As Mr. Happy puts a smile on all the childrens faces. Happy picks him up and whips him against the ring post. Jason puts on the breaks and ducks, as happy is coming up behind him. Jason puts his leg back and Mr. Happy catches it.... in the bread basket. Jason grabs his head and rams it into the ring post like a battering ram. Still holding on, jason runs to the next ring post and does the same. Still holding on.... jason rams his head into the third post. As they get around to the fourth, jason is stopped.
King: Damn.... that would have put him in a permanent state of happiness. Coma wise.
Cole: Coma?
King: Coma is what you will be in if you question me again.
Mr. Happy stops all momentum by dropping jason on the back of his neck with suplex. Stomps on his chest, picks him up again and slams him against the ring apron. Grabbing his head, while a trickle of blood pours down his cheek. Possibly from the ring posts slams. Happy is not happy, as the frown is turned upside down and he grabs a chair in hand. He puts it on the throat of jason while screaming at him. As he walks away with chair in hand, jason rolls around grabbing his throat and grasping for air. He stumbles to his feet while Mr. Happy has the chair. He swings and connects with the skull of Jason.
Cole: Vicious chairshot. From now on when he comes out, it may take him awhile to think about what he's too sexy for.
King: His shirt... he's always too sexy for his shirt Cole.
Happy presses it on the throat of jason again, while spit and snot come flying from his face orifices.
King: If that was jason.... he would still look sexy but since it's a freak with clown paint who looks like a cheap whore. Not so sexy....
Cole: .....
He goes searching for a tool but jason moves. Instead he falls to the floor with a headbutt. Then goes and pulls out a table. Jason crawls up to the apron and slaps mr. happy in the midsection, as he finished setting up a ramped table. It causes mr. happy to fall back and onto the table. Jason looks to head into the ring but stops and comes running at mr. happy. He moves and jason runs into the table, it doesn't break but he's now on it. As he turns around, mr. happy finds himself in the ring. Standing just inside, he looks to fly?
King: No. This would be a sham if he pulls it off.
Cole: Fat dude or not.... I think it will make him happy even if he fails.
Mr. Happy flies over the top rope and crashes into the table. Which was once occupied by sexy jason. He moved and pieces of wood are all over the place, especially in the fact of mr. happy. As he lays in the middle of carnage. Jason walks over kicks him once then pins.... The referee makes the pin. 1...2.... and a kickout. Jason shakes it off and pins again this time grabbing any leverage he can... 1... kickout.
King: WHAT? COME ON JASON!!! FLEX HIM TO DEATH
Cole: POW?
King: Pow indeed.
Jason picks up a piece of wood from the ground, he places it on his face. Then stretches his boot on it, suffocating the happy man below. He pulls it away and tosses it on the floor. As he picks up mr. happy, he swings his hip and attempts a DDT. Happy counters it, he ends up behind Jason. He picks him up and slams him facedown on the piece of wood. Happy makes the cover.... 1...2... and a kickout from Jason. Happy is pissed, he picks him up and the wood. He puts him against the ring post and throws the piece of wood at him. Jason catches, Happy comes in for a clothesline. Jason ducks and he catches all piece of wood with his arm. Jason runs behind and rolls him up. 1....2.... and the referee just misses the third and final count.
Cole: So close....
King: So rigged. If the referee was smarter he stay on the floor and wait. That way no one would get screwed.
Jason takes the wood and slams it on the knee of Mr. Happy. He continues until it cracks in half and nearly hits a kid in the front row. Jason sees it and hurries to lock in the sexy stretch.... minus neck grab. As he can't quite pull Mr. Happy up. He pulls back on the legs instead. As Happy struggles and pulls his way to an out. He can't take it much longer.... he goes to tap his hand but then it happens. A hand suddenly extends out from under the ring though and pulls Jason off him! Jason quickly jumps and grabs at the mysterious figure underneath the ring. He has an arm but he can't.... pull.... him.... Mr. Happy clubs him in the neck and Jason stops. Jason gets up and grimaces in pain, as he then runs and hits a splash. Jason his the ring apron to punish him much more. As he turns, he gets kicked and an Evenflow DDT onto the floor. Mr. Happy makes the cover... 1...2... and a kickout.
King: Even makes the kickout sexy. Look at Jason, he even sweats sexy, while Mr. Happy sweats like a fat nasty pig.
Cole: You need to stop using sexy as a way to describe him.
King: No.... You need to stop being a homophobe and get with the program.
Cole: Yeah... yeah... he's sexy....
King: .....{Mongo Edit: Fuck Off}.
Happy picks him up, knees him under the chin but Jason catches it. He throws his knee against the ring apron. Then throws him under the bottom rope. As he goes to get in, Jason gets his leg grabbed. This time he uses his strength to drag him out....
King: What the hell?!
Cole: It's Mr. Happy?
King: But Mr. Happy is already in the ring though, hmmmm....
Jason looks at Mr. Happy then at the other mr. happy. Jason is confused.... as he looks back at the other mr. happy. The imposter has unstrapped the title from around his waist and slaps him in the head with it. We hear a clanging noise.... as he looks in the air possibly at stars of little birds going around in circles. The fake Mr. Happy throws Jason in, as we see him drop the No Mercy Championship belt nearby!
King: OOOOH NO!!!!! This is even better.... Jason took that very sexy but the champion banged his drum.
Cole: Bandwagon....
King: Harold is better obviously. Jason is a substitute when Harold isn't around.
Mr. Happy ascends to top rope, as he sees jason just laying there on the mat. He comes flying off the top with a shooting star... PRESS!!!! As the referee drops down and makes the count: 1....2....3!
Winner via Pinfall: Mr. Happy!
Cole: And Mr. Happy has DONE it, somehow he's defied all odds and pulled the massive upset victory over the Sensational Rookie here tonight!
King: Yeah "somehow" being with a little outside assistance of sorts that is...*coughharoldcampbellcough*...
Cole: But a win is a win nonetheless King, and make no mistake that Jason will NOT be happy about this once he regains consciousness, especially the Xtremely bizarre and shocking circumstances surrounding tonight's outcome!
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Commissioner GQ's Blockbluster PPV Match Announcement
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Commissioner GQ's Blockbluster PPV Match Announcement
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*We fade into the Commissioner office.*
: It seems to me that it seems to be about time to shake things up around here once again! And being the commissioner, that's just what I'm going to do in a major way! Because as everyone knows, Overheated live on Pay-Per-View is coming up shortly, and Overheated has been known for one thing in it's storied history above all else...Cruiserfest! Unfortunately, the junior heavyweight title is still inactive and so it won't be for that belt as normal. And our cruiser division was always about no limits, I think. Maybe that was the other guys? Well, in any case, I'm going to be tweaking this year's Cruiserfest just a bit! Instead of fighting for a belt, these men will be fighting for number one contendership rights to the No Mercy Title and an exclusive one on one contract to face the reigning champion, whoever he may be by then, at next month's Decimation Pay-Per-View! And furthermore all the men in the match have not had a shot at the No Mercy Title on a grand stage, so this should really boost someone's career! So that being said, your 2009 participants are...
*GQ shuffles around his desk and finds a list.*
: Mr. Happy, Obsidian, Randy Angel, brothers Matt Hicks and Seth Evans, Decoy, Erez Smolowitz, CK Owens, Pyro, and last but certainly not least two other newcomers who've just signed contracts with the XHF, those men being PM Acid and Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith! For the biggest Cruiserfest ever! I think. Oh, and I almost forgot, this Cruiserfest is going to be a nice and simple Ladder Match, and the afformentioned number one contendership contract will be enclosed in a briefcase hung high above the ring! That is all.
*GQ gives a thumbs up to the camera and the scene fades out and we cut to the final commercial break of the night before the main event clash that's set to ensue between fellow XHF veterans Platinum and Rage...*
*"You Don't Know" by Eminem, 50 Cent, Ca$hi$ and Lloyd Banks strikes the speakers as the fans rush to their feet and we return live from commercial to Stegeman Coliseum, as an unmistakable superstar is about to make his entrance. Spinning pyro goes off on the side of the entrance ramp, while a large booming pyro goes off centre stage and Platinum steps out from the smoke with his Calgary Flames jersey and sideways Flames baseball cap. He stands at the top of the ramp, showing off a platinum "P" hanging from a chain around his neck. He makes his way to the ring, and dives under the bottom rope, running to the far corner and springboarding himself to the top rope where he again shows off the chain. He jumps down and awaits the arrival of his opponent, ready to go.*
Cole: Platinum is in the ring, and he seems to be ready for this match.
King: He’s going to need to be ready.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on anxiously with anticipation. At this point, an ominous "clenched fist" symbol appears across the Xtreme-Tron screen and accompanied by it is the fast-paced, grinding sound of guitar riffs beginning to kick in across the building's sound system. Mere seconds later, while everyone in attendance leaps to their feet the screen abruptly shifts to pure static and the tension continues slowly building as after a flurry of drums kick in, the following words begin to echo loudly throughout the building's sound system...
"Take a good look at agony,
Force fed pass down,
Time release,
I'm inspired to find the liar,
Black list X on the back,
Of a soulfull man,
I've got way's you understand,
Look left, look right, but I'm,
Behind you,
I never noticed, until I focused,
On everything you did, you said,
You lit the fuse inside my head..."
*At the conclusion these very words, BOOM! An explosion of pyro rocks the arena to it's core and in turn the hellraising chorus of none other than "Sin With A Grin" by Shinedown cuts onto the PA system in full force. At this, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistically smirking figure of XHF legend Rage steps out and onto the top of the stage. Thereafter, he struts fiercely on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from the entire capacity crowd of XHF fans joining us this evening. Once reaching the ringside area and upon climbing inside the self proclaimed "Revolutionary Redneck" sets off to do his signature Four Corners Salute taunt from each and every corner of the squared circle, defiantly raising both his fists and a set of all too familiar middle fingers to the jeering crowd. Afterward he makes his way over to lean up against a corner turnbuckle facing the entrance way. From there as a sly, wily look of veteran determination crosses his face he turns his eyes upward toward the curtain, anxiously awaiting the start of his matchup with Platinum here tonight...*
King: And now Rage is out here. I give this match… three minutes… tops.
Cole: Don’t underestimate Platinum though. He is a former United States Champion.
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Singles Match
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage vs. "The Money Maker" Platinum
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Singles Match
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage vs. "The Money Maker" Platinum
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The bell sounds momentarily for both competitors, as Rage quickly advances towards Platinum, but Platinum starts to circle around the ring trying to avoid a forward confrontation with Rage at first. It doesn’t take long before Rage finally has Platinum trapped at the corner however, with hardly any room to get anywhere. As Rage is going for a hard right haymaker but Platinum is able to dodge it and connects with a few hard elbows to Rage! Rage takes a couple steps back, and Platinum follows in with another elbow to his skull. Platinum keeps connecting with shot after shot until Rage finally forces him into a front headlock before dropping him down with a DDT! Platinum rolls over after his head connects with the canvas, and Rage starts to punch Platinum as hard as he can until the referee finally forces him to stop.
King: That’s what he gets for pulling something like that!
Cole: Platinum is putting up as much of a fight as he seems to be able to.
Rage gets pushed against the ropes by the referee, who is telling him to let Platinum back up to his feet. Platinum does finally get up, a little bit dazed from how hard Rage was hitting him, and the moment he does turn towards Rage, Rage pushes the referee out of the way and connects with a knee to the midsection of Platinum. Platinum holds his abdomen in a little bit of pain as Rage is starting to force him back up to his feet. Platinum connects with a stiff kick to the leg of Rage to try and slow him down but Rage pulls him in for a short-arm clothesline to send him back down to the canvas. Rage sends a few stomps to the shoulder and head of Platinum, as Platinum does his best to cover up.
Cole: He’s trying to defend himself, but Rage is relentless!
King: Keep going, Rage! Don’t give him a chance!
Platinum tries to get outside of the ring, but Rage grabs him by the ankle to drag him back towards the center of the ring. Platinum quickly rolls over, as Rage is leaning over to force him back up to his feet, but gets rolled up into a small package! One… Two… Kick-out! Rage and Platinum both are quick to get back up to their feet, but Platinum is just slightly faster as he sends Rage back down onto the canvas with a dropkick! Again, both men get back to their feet… Platinum only just slightly faster, as Rage charges towards him and gets taken over with an arm drag. Rage rolls through and is back to his feet, as is Platinum - Rage charges yet again, only to get the same result, and is brought over with an arm drag!
Cole: Platinum is starting to build some momentum!
King: No!
Rather than getting back to his feet, Rage rolls out of the ring to try and get his head back together. Platinum kneels at the opposite side of the ring and just watches Rage, as the referee is insisting for Rage to get back inside the ring. Rage gets up to the apron, and just stares across at Platinum rather stunned that he has gotten the best of him for the short time. The referee was only to the count of four before Rage stepped through the ropes, and Platinum sprints towards Rage only to be lifted up and slammed down with a Lights Out! Rage quickly grabs Platinum’s legs and tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Platinum struggles and kicks at Rage as much as he can to try and get himself to the ropes. Platinum finally does get to the ropes and clings to them out of desperation to keep Rage from getting too much momentum. However, Rage keeps a hold of the legs and pulls Platinum as hard as he can so he slingshots up and back down on the canvas, knocking the wind right out of him.
King: That’ll stop him in his tracks.
Cole: Rage could end this, it seems.
Rage forces Platinum back up to his feet and connects with a knife edge chop, several of them, before Platinum ducks underneath it and runs to the ropes to gain a little bit of momentum! He comes back to try and hit a clothesline, but Rage ducks underneath it but gets an arm around him to lift him over with a German Suplex! Rage quickly rolls over and hooks the leg of Platinum. One… Two… Kick-out! Rage grabs Platinum by the hair to lift his head up and punches him a few times with a closed fist and knocking his head to the mat again each time. The referee notices the closed fists of Rage, and forces him to let go and gives him another warning.
Cole: Rage is using closed fists to continue the assault!
King: No, he’s not! Those are completely legal!
Rage forces the referee out of the way and stomps his foot right into the ribs of Platinum, and puts all his weight down onto it. Platinum rolls over onto his stomach after Rage lets up a little bit, but before he can get his senses together, he’s forced back to his feet. Rage drops him back down almost instantly with the Double-arm DDT! Rage rolls him over and attempts the cover. One… Two… Rage pulls him up, not seeming to be ready to end the match as he shakes his head to the referee. Rage pulls him back up to his feet again after getting up. Rage quickly lifts him up onto his shoulders and slams him on the canvas with a Riot Bomb!
Cole: Just end the match, Rage!
King: Rage has to send a message!
He shakes his head, again, not ready to end it as he points towards the turnbuckle and moves towards it. He climbs up to the top rope but Platinum has gotten up to his feet during the time it took Rage to get up there, and he takes him over with a belly-to-belly suplex! Platinum keeps his legs connected, though, and pulls himself back up… he aims to finish it off with Platinum-Status as Rage is apparently winded - but not long enough, as he moves out of the way during the Shooting Star Press! Platinum gets up to his knees holding his midsection in pain after only connecting with canvas, but Rage gets him back up to his feet then lifts him up onto his shoulders… Rage is about to hit the Fist of Rage when someone jumps over the barricade! A second person as well, but the second person grabs a steel chair while Rage is busy showboating. It’s MGK and Tara! MGK is the one with the steel chair.
Cole: What’s MGK and Tara doing here?
King: I’m not complaining about Tara, but what’s MGK doing here?
Rage spins around to see MGK standing there with the steel chair, and is wondering why he’s even inside the ring as Tara grabs Platinum by the leg to pull him off of the shoulders of Rage. Rage turns to face her, not knowing that she was inside the ring and starts to shout at her for a moment before turning back towards MGK… who dents the chair by slamming it right across the skull of Rage! He’s out before he even falls down to the mat. Platinum turns to seemingly thank Tara for saving him, but she connects with the Fenixide Kick knocking Platinum right out! The bell sounds, as the referee has decided for the match to end in a no contest.
King: WHAT?!
Cole: They’ve taken both Rage AND Platinum out of it! They’ve ended this match!
Winner: No Contest due to Outside Interference!
*MGK and Tara both look at each other, things appearing to nearly go off between these two in a bitter war with each other after their last confrontation… they start to move towards the center of the ring, MGK has dropped the chair and they’re almost nose to nose before MGK just smiles and extends his hand. Tara has an evil grin on her face before shaking the hand of MGK, and they look at the two opponents that they’ve left out cold in the middle of the ring. Blood seeping out of the forehead of Rage after how hard he got hit from that chair, and Platinum just out cold.*
Cole: What are we seeing?!
King: This… may not be good.
*After several seconds, MGK goes over to Rage and forces him onto his stomach before locking in the Damage Plan! Tara picks up the dented steel chair and goes over to Platinum starting to slam the end of the chair right into the ribs of him multiple times. Both of them are in pain, and have seemed to come to as Platinum tries to roll out of the ring but Tara blocks him off and continues to slam the chair into his ribs. Rage is slamming his hand on the mat, essentially tapping out, but MGK refuses to let go of the hold. The referee tries to break it up, but Tara gets ready to swing at him with the chair… that was just the moment Platinum needed as he dropped outside of the ring.*
Cole: Someone stop this!
King: Platinum got out of the ring. The coward!
*Blood starts to go over the hands of MGK as he still refuses to let go of the hold, and Tara gets down into Rage’s face telling him how this is only the beginning. Security and members of the emergency medical team start to rush down to the ring, as Tara quickly slides out of the ring to intercept them… she looks for something underneath the ring and grabs her steel chain before getting back into the ring and daring them to get in. Security circles around the ring as Tara keeps them all held outside by threatening them with the chain.*
Cole: There’s no way they can get in there!
King: She’s crazy! The way I like them.
*MGK finally slams Rage’s head down onto the canvas, as a few members of the medical team decide to tend to Platinum and help him further to the side. MGK and Tara look at Rage who has blacked out again from being in the hold for so long, and they both get out of the ring and start to make their way up the ramp. Both individuals have downright sick, twisted smiles of maniacal pleasure on each of their faces as they look back down towards the ring but slowly continue to exit, an endless string of boos now raining down all around the duo making up this newfound evil alliance, and with this the XHF logo briefly flashes across the lower left portion of the screen and this week's edition of Gastro finally fades out on this previously unthinkable finale, a truly unconscionable revelation of sorts that has indeed just unfolded before the eyes of the entire XHF world...*