Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 4, 2009 15:34:43 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Allen Fieldhouse in Lawrence, Kansas, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from Allen Fieldhouse in Lawrence, Kansas, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Lawrence, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
Cole: Welcome to another exciting edition of Gastro everyone!
King: We are only 5 days out since Decimation too and we have a huge Decimation rematch on tonight's card as the main event.
*The lights go down and The Sound of Madness by ShineDown begins to play over the PA system...
"Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast
Always under attack, always coming in last
Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything
I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass
So paranoid, watch your back...
Suddenly there is an explosion on the stage and Spike West stands at the top of the ramp looking down and holding his Sledgehammer as Angel crawls between his legs and snakes herself around his lower body with her hands on his chest...
"Oh my, here we go
Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower
Quicksand's got no sense of humor
I'm still laughing like hell..."
Spike Raises his Sledgehammer over his head and there is a shower of red and blue sparks all around them.
"You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe
You've been infected by a social disease
Well, then take your medicine... "
Angel slinks back and Spike Runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes as Angel makes her way down the ramp. Spike leans back against the second rope and pushes the top rope up as Angel steps in *playing the Stacey Keibler role*.
"I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?..."
In the middle of the ring Spike and Angel stike the same pose of before and the ring is showered with red and blue sparks . The music then stops and the lights come back on and Spike climbs the far right turnbuckle and sits waiting for his opponent.*
Cole: Spike West got beat by Tyrone “Crazy Boy “Smith to become the first ever Chaotic Champion this past Sunday.
King: It was a hell of a match for sure at Decimation just 5 mere days ago.
*"The Big Payback" hits as Pyro comes strutting down the entrance ramp to the music. As he walks by a couple of old ladies... he bigs thrusting his pelvis in their faces. Then grabs their hands to rub his flabby chest. As continues to dance his way down... coming to a bunch of younger girls but legal. He kisses them on the lips, then slips them his room key. He spins around and moonwalks down to ramp, then spins back and blows kisses at a few more mature chicks. He gets in the ring, then jumps on the top rope. Takes his hand and puts it deep into his tights to adjust himself. He then pulls them open and looks down. He looks up and smiles big then looks at a random woman... shaking his head in a positive motion.*
Cole: It is hard to believe that Pyro still gets in the ring.
King: He is what? 62 years old. He is going to get hurt severely one of these days.
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Singles Match
Pyro vs. Spike West
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Singles Match
Pyro vs. Spike West
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The ref had just finished checking Pyro and he signals for the bell. Pyro goes to the ropes and again he takes his hand and puts it deep into his tights to adjust himself. He then pulls them open and looks down. He looks up and smile big. He looks straight at Angel when he looked up. Spike looks at the ref and Angel shakes her head at Pyro. Spike goes to nail a Forearm to the back of Pyro's head but Pyro ducks under and moves away from Spike.
Cole: I don't think Spike liked what Pyro did to Angel.
King: Pyro was able to move out of the way.
Spike turns around and is met with a Boot to the face. Spike falls to the mat. Pyro bends over and helps Spike back to his feet. He throws Spike into the corner and Spike nails the corner hard with his back. Spike comes out of the corner and Pyro was there and nailed a Belly to Belly Suplex. Pyro makes it to his feet. He begins gave a hip thrust to some ladies sitting at ringside.
Cole: For being 62, Pyro is showing Spike West a thing or two.
King: Sooner or later Pyro is going to get injured though and Spike will run circles around him.
Pyro was starting to head over to where Spike was slowly making it to his knees. Pyro stoped and looked over at Angel. He smile at her, and she smile back at Pyro. Just as Pyro was turning around Spike nails a hard right fist right into the midsection of Pyro.
Cole: No wonder Angel was smiling. She saw what Spike was going to do.
Pyro backs away and raises both of his hands up in an attempt for a double axe handle but instead Spike nails another hard right into the midsection. This time Pyro turns around and Spike makes it back to his feet and when Pyro turns back around he is taken down to the mat with a Drop Kick. Spike gets back to his feet and immediately follows with an Elbow drop to the chest of Pyro. He hooks the leg and the ref was right there to start the count: 1.....2 Kicked out by Pyro.*
Cole: Spike West almost had the match won right then and there.
King: Angel was excited.
Spike gets to his feet and he brings Pyro to his. He sends Pyro into the ropes and as Pyro rebounds Spike goes for a Clothesline, but Pyro ducks and goes into the ropes again. Spike goes for a Cross body block but ended up missing and crashes to the mat. Pyro had decided to hold onto the ropes instead of rebounding. Spike is holding onto his stomach. Pyro goes over and grabs Spike legs and has them spread apart. He looks over at Angel and she is shaking her head NO. Pyro lifts up one of his feet and places it right over Spike's penis. Spike is trying to get Pyro to back away. Pyro goes to put his foot down but decided against it at the last moment and nails a vicious Ball Stomp to Spike. You can tell that Spike West is in pain. He is rolling around on the mat and Angel drops her head down towards the apron.
Cole: That had to hurt!
King: I think every male in this building can feel for Spike West right now. I hope he had no other plans later on tonight.
Cole: Well his post-match plans will now include ice packs backstage.
After seeing that blow, the ref had to turn his head. The ref was even feeling the pain that Spike West was going throught. After a few seconds the ref was able to get onto Pyro for that move. Pyro had his tights open and looking down and then he smiles as he looks down at Spike. Pyro leans over and picks Spike up to his feet. He sends him into the ropes. Spike rebounds and Pyro locks in the Japanese Ball Lock on. Spike is squirming around and started kneeing Pyro in the head. Pyro had to let go of the hold as Spike continues to placing knees right in the side of Pyro's head.
Cole: Pyro almost had the Japanese Ball Lock on.
King: He just could not lock it on tight enough.
Cole: Spike was not going to allow Pyro to keep a hold.
Spike drops a leg drop right across the throat of Pyro. Spike gets back to his feet and hits a Moonsault and goes for the cover. The ref is in position to make the count: 1....2.... Kicked out by Pyro. Spike makes it back to his feet. He leans over and brings Pyro to his feet, he then lifts Pyro up and Powerbomb him to the mat.
King: I told you he would be doing circles around Pyro.
Cole: Right now it looks like Spike West has control over the match.
Spike picks Pyro back up. Pyro is holding onto his back. Spike sends Pyro as hard as he can into the corner. Pyro hits hard with his back that he bounces out of the corner and right into a Spear. Pyro went hard to the mat. Spike goes for the cover and the ref is right in position. 1....2....thr NO Pyro gets a shoulder up at the very last moment. Spike looks down at Pyro. Spike makes it to his feet and he brings Pyro to his feet. He lifts Pyro up and he nails the Spike Driver!
Cole: Did you see the way Pyro's head just bounced off the mat?!
The ref is in position as Spike grabs the leg.
King: I don't think Spike even needs to hook a leg after the sheer impact of that Spike Driver.
The ref meanwhile begins to count....1....2....3!!!
Winner via Pinfall: Spike West!
*The ref gets to his feet and Spike makes it to his feet as the ref is raising his hands in victory.*
Cole: I think he just made up for Decimation last Sunday.
King: The Chaotic Champion may want to be watching his back.
**The lights in the arena now begin to dim down following a brief commercial break, as red spotlights begin to flash all over the arena. As they point to the entrance, we can hear the music begin to play over the arena's sound system. The fans get up to their feet, as they stare down entrance hole.**
" A last fire will rise behind those eyes
Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear, that voice so clear
Through broken walls, that scream I hear
Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**As smoke begins to cloud up the area, Harry emerges from the entrance, Harry makes his long walk to the ring, looking around and soaking up the energy that spills off the crowd. He stops and stares at all those screaming fans on the left and then on the right. He throws his arms in the air to bring more of it, they get louder as he slowly makes his way to the apron.**
"Blue masquerade, strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat beats like a drum
Deep in your veins, I will not lie
Little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**Harry limps up to the apron and puts his back to the ropes, bobbing his head to the music. As the crowd shows it's strong appreciation, harry slides his leg under the rope and stands in the middle of the ring. He looks all around, before limping toward one of the sides. He leans over and throws his fist in the air, which triggers shooting pyro up from the ring posts. Harry yells over the pyro, as he stares into the crowd. He turns around then bends his back over the top rope and stretches his arms across his chest, as his music begins to die.**
Cole: It looks as though Harold may still be suffering the effects of his match with Mr. Happy.
King: Yeah, he doesn't really look like himself.
*"Threshold" by Hammerfall begins to play. Mr. Mysterio finally comes from behind the curtain. You can just feel the evil in the air as pyros goes off. He then begins to walk towards the ring. The fans are booing him. The camera pans out in the crowd and you can tell that the crowd is afraid of Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio steps upon the apron and he just steps over the top rope. He goes to his corner and awaits for the match to start.*
King: That monster went through hell and back with Raven at Decimation.
Cole: He was able to kick out of two EvenFlows.
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Hardcore Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Harold Campbell
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Hardcore Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Harold Campbell
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The two circle the ring as the referee signals for the bell. Harold - showing fatigue before the match even starts - walks towards the center as does Mr. Mysterio. Harold goes for a lock up, but Mr. Mysterio blocks it and connects with a right to the jaw. Mr. Mysterio connects with a second and a third and is then hit with a right from Harold. The two begin to exchange blows when Harold starts to get the upper hand, but Mr. Mysterio kicks Harold Campbell in the gut which makes him double over. Mr. Mysterio hooks the head of Campbell for a DDT, but Harold pushes Mr. Mysterio back into the ropes. Right when he bounces off the ropes, he is met by Harold with a clothesline. With Mr. Mysterio down, Harold limps towards the ropes and climbs to the outside to look under the ring for weapons. With Harold preocupied, Mr. Mysterio rolls to the outside away from Harold Campbell. Mr. Mysterio walks over to Harold and is met with a shot to the face with a chair. Harold then slides the chair into the ring and also pulls out a table and strugles to slide it too into the ring.
King: You can just see the lasting effect that Mr. Happy had on Harold Campbell, Cole.
Mr. Mysterio is starting to get to his feet when Harold grabs him by the head and slams it into the apron. He goes to do it again, but Mr. Mysterio blocks it hits Harold in the ribs with an elbow. Mr. Mysterio then kicks Harold in the gut and hits him with a DDT. Mr. Mysterio then lifts Harold up and slides him into the ring. Mr. Mysterio then slides into the ring himself and lifts himself to his feet and picks up the table and leans it into the corner. He then picks up the chair and heads towards Harold and goes to swing down with a chair shot, but Harold puts up his foot and kicks the chair back into Mr. Mysterio's face. Harold makes it to his feet as Mr. Mysterio stumbles towards him and Harold hits him with a powerslam but then immediately grabs his back in pain. He reaches for a leg and hooks it as he goes for the pin. The ref counts...1...2.. Mr. Mysterio kicks out. Harold gives the ref a dirty look as he goes to stand up and then grabs the head of Mr. Mysterio and brings him to his feet and drags him towards the table. He turns Mr. Mysterio where he is face away from the table and puts Mr. Mysterio's head between his legs and signals a powerbomb to the crowd which brings a pop. Harold grabs the waist of Mr. Mysterio and goes to pull him back, but then realizes that he can't in his condition. Given the second to think, Mr. Mysterio drops to one knee and hits Harold Campbell with a low blow. He then picks Harold up and walks over to the chair and bodyslams him onto it. Harold screams out in pain as he bounces in agony.
King: Harold Campbell just regreted his career choice when he landed onto that chair.
Mr. Mysterio goes for the cover and the referee counts...1...2.. and Harold kicks out.
King: Stay down you idiot.
Cole: Harold Campbell has too much pride for that, King.
King: And too little brains
Mr. Mysterio looks at the the referee in disbelief before raising himself to his feet and walking over to the table. Mr. Mysterio grabs the table and adjusts the legs to a standing position and sets the table up right in the middle of the ring. Mr. Mysterio walks to Harold and raises him to his feet by his head and grasps his hand around Harold's throat. Mr. Mysterio lifts him into the air and walks over to the table, but Harold swings for the head of Mr. Mysterio and Mr. Mysterio drops him. Harold pushes Mr. Mysterio to the ropes and uses them to irish whip him to the far ropes. Harold goes to hit Mr. Mysterio with a clothesline, but Mr. Mysterio ducks under and hits the ropes again. Bounces back to Harold and hits him with the Spinning Sidewalk Slam through the table. Mr. Mysterio goes for the cover and the referee counts...1...2...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Mr. Mysterio!
Cole: And Mysterio has done it, he's finally picked up his first victory since joining the XHF's active roster last month!
King: And what an epic, epic way to finally do so with a massive upset victory over a true XHF legend in Harold Campbell!
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King: Now, on to the XHF Chaotic Championship match!
Cole: And a historic match at that. The first title defense for our new champion!
King: He’s gotta make it through this man right here, though.
The lights dim and Angry Chair blaring through the PA system. Raven emerges and raises his wings to the crowd. Raven comes down the ramp and rolls into the ring and makes himself comfortable in the corner while awaiting his opponent
King: And here he is, ladies and gentleman!
Cole: The first ever XHF Chaotic Champion!
The lights flicker and fade out as black lights pulse to the beat of "10000 Watts of Artificial Pleasure" by Dope Stars Inc. Smoke lines the entryway as a figure steps from behind the curtains and into the middle of the smoke. The crowd cheers as they see who it is: XHF's psycho Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. He has a smile on his face as he pumps his fist in the air, walking through the smoke. He walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of some of his fans as he darts to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes. He then bounces off the ropes a couple of times and turns toward the entrance, ready for action.
Chaotic Championship Match
Raven vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
Raven vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
The referee stands between Crazy Boy and Raven, holding the XHF Chaotic Championship up in the air for the crowd to see. CB keeps his eyes focused on his opponent, Raven, not wanting to fail in his first title defense. Raven has his eyes set firmly on the Chaotic Championship, knowing that he could very well take it from Crazy Boy tonight on Gastro. The ref hands the belt to the timekeeper and signals for the bell. Crazy Boy and Raven circle around for a few moments before locking up. Raven delivers a knee to CB’s gut, followed by another quick knee. He grabs CB by the arm, twists it behind his back and drops his elbow into CB’s shoulder. Raven grabs CB’s arm, twists it again and delivers another well placed elbow into CB’s shoulder. Raven takes Crazy Boy by the arm, pushes him up against the ropes and sends him flying across the ring. As Crazy Boy bounces back, Raven catches him with a nice hip toss and slams him down to the mat.
King: Raven seems to be doing fairly well here at the start.
Cole: Let’s just wait and see what the champ is going to do.
Raven holds on to Crazy Boy’s arm as he slams him down and locks it in. Raven begins to pull back on Crazy Boy’s arm, pulling the muscles back as tight as he can. The ref is down, asking Crazy Boy if he wants to tap out. CB responds with a punch to the side of Raven’s face, followed by another, and another. Raven pulls back even tighter, trying to stop Crazy Boy’s comeback, but it’s no use. Crazy Boy throws another punch, grabs Raven by the arm, flips up and drops Raven to the mat with a DDT. The crowd lets out a cheer as Crazy Boy goes for the pin.
1.…Raven kicks out
King: He isn’t going to take out the challenger that easily!
Cole: Still, King, I think that the champ is going to make a good comeback right here.
Crazy Boy picks Raven up by the head and bounces him off of the ropes. Raven goes to throw a clothesline, but CB ducks underneath it, bounces off of the ropes and catches Raven with a hurricanrana. Crazy Boy hangs on and begins delivering rights and lefts to Raven’s head. The ref begins to count and the champ jumps off of Raven at three. CB runs to the ropes, jumps up and springboards backwards, twisting in mid air to hit Raven with a body splash. Raven’s feet kick out as the air is pushed out of him. Crazy Boy goes for the pin again, but Raven quickly kicks out of it. CB shrugs it off and picks Raven up by the head again. He goes to lock up with Raven, but is met with a punch to the stomach. Raven punches CB again in the stomach, then runs to the ropes. CB throws a clothesline, but Raven ducks behind him and slams him to the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep. Raven gets up and begins to stomp on Crazy Boy, trying to beat the air out of him. He picks Crazy Boy up and launches him into the corner, running close behind. He hits Crazy Boy with a clothesline, then follows up with a bulldog, slamming him face first into the mat. Raven grabs Crazy boy by the legs and delivers a head butt to the groin. CB grabs his crotch in pain as Raven goes for the pin.
1...2.…kickout!
King: It looked like Raven had it there.
Cole: I don’t think any male would have blamed the champ for not kicking out after that move, myself included.
Frustrated, Raven picks Crazy Boy up again and bounces him off the ropes. As CB comes back, Raven grabs him with a drop toe hold and face plants him once again. Raven stands up and signals that he is ready to end the match. Raven picks up the champ and places his head under his arm, preparing to deliver the Evenflow DDT. But, Crazy Boy drops behind Raven, reaches up between his legs and flips him over, rolling him up for a pin!
1.……2.……..kickout!
Raven kicks out at the last second. Crazy Boy huffs in a fit of frustration, and slams his hands on the mat. Eyeing an opportunity, Crazy Boy quickly climbs to the top rope and waits for Raven to get up. Raven stands up, turns and Crazy Boy takes off, connecting with the Crazy Drop. The ref drops to the mat, anticipating the pinfall.
A loud bang of pyro goes off as “For Whom the Bell Tolls” blares out of the pa system. Deathtrain appears at the top of the ramp, staring down at Crazy Boy. CB stands there, begging Deathtrain to come down the ramp and fight him. Deathtrain starts to make his way down the ramp. The ref is screaming at Deathtrain to get in the back, but DT keeps on coming. Meanwhile, Raven has gotten to his feet and is making his way towards the champ. He grabs Crazy Boy and spins him around, setting him up for the Evenflow DDT again, but CB throws him back. Crazy Boy grabs Raven, lifts him up into the air and drops Raven to the mat with the Crazy Slam. He goes for the cover.
1.…2.…3!
King: SO CLOSE RAVEN!!
Cole: But not close enough. Crazy Boy has successfully defended the Chaotic Championship!
Crazy Boy jumps to his feet and looks around for Deathtrain. Deathtrain has already made his way back to the top of the ramp. He is standing there, staring down at Crazy Boy. He motions to his waist, signaling that the belt will be around his waist. Crazy Boy holds the Chaotic Championship up high and slaps his chest, signaling that he is the champ. The two continue to stare at each other as we go to commercial.
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*An ambiance of digital sound plays over the PA system as we return live from the break to ringside.
“Now I’m Really Pissed Off”
Guitar Riff!
“Let’s Rock”
Guitar Riff!
“No Going Back Now”
Guitar Riff!
“Dance For Me Baby”
Guitar Riff!
“Crouching Mutant, Hidden Pipe Bomb!”
Then suddenly the rocking riffs of the Duke Nukem Theme by Megatron blast through the PA system as the young and energetic Jayson Matthews makes his appearance from behind the black curtain to a cheering crowd! Jayson throws his arms in the air and then beats on his chest to pump himself up as he runs down to the ring!*
Cole: You have to wonder if Jayson Matthews really wants to get into this kind of match.
King: I wouldn't want to be in that ring with Reeshi, when he's in this kind of mood.
*The arena turns to black and guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the drum begins to join the guitar in the sounds. Flashes of light decorate the stage area as David Draiman's voice lets out a soft "can you feel that..." The crowd rushes to their feet looking to get their snapshot of the XHF legend about to walk through the curtain. Three large pyros go off at the top of the stage to the beat of Draiman's "ooh ah ah ah" The song immediately jumps to it's chorus as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed deafens the crowd and is it does Reeshi steps through the smoke and pyro to a loud chorus of boos and flashing lights. He stands atop the entrance way soaking in the feedback from the XHF faithful and walks slowly, yet with a purpose towards the ring. He walks around to the ring, eying up each corner, claiming it as his own before he uses the steps at the front of the entrance to climb onto the apron. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, walking towards the middle of the ring and raising his fist in the air. The boo's and chants grow louder once again, sparking a snarl-like smile from Reeshi.*
Cole: Reeshi looks ready for this match.
King: Which bone do you think he's going to break on Jayson first?
Cole: That's sick! *whisper* One of his ribs....
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End of Days Tournament '09 Singles Rematch
Jayson Matthews vs. Reeshi
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End of Days Tournament '09 Singles Rematch
Jayson Matthews vs. Reeshi
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The bell sounds, and Reeshi is instantly going straight out of his corner to try and get a hold of Jayson, but Jayson quickly starts to circle around the ring to try to avoid the initial confrontation with him… it doesn’t take long for Reeshi to finally get him trapped in the corner but as he reaches for him, Jayson drops down to deliver a dropkick to his knee! Reeshi holds his knee in a bit of pain but is starting to get up while Jayson rolls as far as he can from Reeshi before getting up to his feet. Reeshi looks back towards Jayson and starts to walk towards him and he tries to go for a clothesline - Jayson manages to duck underneath his arm, and hit another dropkick to the back of his leg this time! Reeshi falls flat on his back.
Cole: Jayson Matthews is starting strong in this match!
King: I’m surprised, he already took the former X*Crown Champion off his feet!
Cole: You’re finally admitting he was the champion?
Jayson rushes over to the ropes and leaps up onto the ropes to hit a split-legged moonsault off the top rope! He lands right on top of Reeshi, and hooks the leg. One… Two… Kick-out!
Cole: Almost a very early upset!
King: He has a lot of work to do.
Reeshi starts to get up to his feet as Jayson starts to deliver swift kicks to his ribs, but during one of these kicks, Reeshi manages to grab a hold of him and starts to shake his head at him while he gets to his feet snarling at Jayson Matthews. Jayson leaps into the air to attempt an enzuigiri, but Reeshi ducks underneath it, still holding his leg as he face plants on the canvas. Reeshi lifts Jayson’s leg high into the air before slamming it down as hard as he can into the canvas! Jayson grabs his knee and starts to hold it while he’s withering in pain.
Cole: Now Reeshi is in control of this one.
King: That might have smashed his kneecap.
Reeshi kicks Jayson’s hand as hard as he can and Jayson starts to roll towards the apron of the ring now shaking his hand in pain… Reeshi grabs Jayson by the head and pulls him up to his feet before slamming his head into the turnbuckle! Jayson faces Reeshi while stuck in the corner, as Reeshi starts to deliver hard back elbows into Jayson’s skull, while pushing all his weight against him to prevent him falling over. The referee finally steps forward and tells Reeshi that he has to let him out of the corner and Reeshi just nods to the referee before letting a dazed Jayson come out of the turnbuckle a little… before he can fall, though, Reeshi grabs him by the arm and pulls him towards him to take him down with a vicious clothesline!
King: Out of it!
Cole: That’s it right now, look at Reeshi going for the cover.
Reeshi rolls Jayson over to attempt the cover. One… Two… Reeshi pulls Jayson’s arm up to break the cover, and shakes his head at the referee to let him know that he isn’t done.
Cole: Come on, ref! You have to end this thing!
King: He didn’t get to three! An amazing kick out!
Cole: He didn’t kick out, Reeshi won’t end it!
Reeshi gets up to his feet and pulls Jayson back up with him, as he hooks both of his arms to set him up for the Coral Reesh. Jayson manages to bring his arms forward far enough to start hitting the knees of Reeshi to weaken him a little, until Reeshi finally lets go… he thinks that he’s in the clear as he runs against the ropes, preparing to go for a cross body, but Reeshi catches him and powers him down with a power slam!
Cole: His momentum stopped by Reeshi!
King: But he still doesn’t look to be done.
Reeshi gets over him and starts to connect with hard lefts and rights as fast as he can right into the skull of Jayson continuously! The referee again tells Reeshi that he has to stop with the attacks he’s doing, and Reeshi snaps to his feet getting into the face of the referee who starts to point out the shirt that he’s wearing, and he won’t be afraid to disqualify him.
King: Reeshi has to be careful, he doesn’t want to get disqualified out here.
Cole: I don’t think he cares if he’s disqualified, as long as Steve Awesome gets the message…
Reeshi rests against the turnbuckle as Jayson slowly starts to get up to his feet, and he looks like he just got out of a boxing match, or MMA fight… as soon as he gets to his feet, and turns towards Reeshi, Reeshi comes out of the turnbuckle and hits him directly in the face with a running big boot! Jayson falls right back down and looks to be completely out cold as the referee is shouting for Reeshi to finish it… rather than going for the cover, Reeshi lifts Jayson back to his feet and hooks both of his arms while putting him in position for the Coral Reesh again. There’s no fighting back from Jayson, presuming that he is already knocked out, but Reeshi lands his move anyway! He rolls Jayson over arrogantly and covers him. One… Two… Reeshi again pulls his arm up.
Cole: What more can you do to him?!
King: You probably don’t want to get him thinking about that.
He pulls Jayson Matthews back to his feet and grabs both of his arms… a second Coral Reesh… Reeshi lands it right in the center of the ring, then leaves him how he is as he grabs one of his legs and locks in the UTS! He wrenches tightly with the hold as the referee is checking on Jayson to see if he wants to give up. He’s out cold, though, and can’t even respond! The referee calls for the bell!
Cole: He couldn’t even tap out, the referee is just ending it.
King: Well, that’s unfair.
Winner via Submission: REESHI!
*Reeshi doesn’t let go of the hold however as the referee is trying to force him to… Jayson’s face is slowly turning blue at this moment, but he still won’t let go. While Reeshi still has the hold in, Steve Awesome comes running down the ramp as the crowd erupts! Reeshi keeps the hold in as long as he can, but Steve Awesome doesn't notice security also running down to the ring with Aksel Anarchy! Steve Awesome is the first one into the ring, and Reeshi slides out the other side... Steve attempts to go after him, but security is quick to get back into the ring and restrain the X*Crown Champion from going after him, while he glares angrily up the ramp at the challenger. Aksel looks up at Reeshi as well, then shares a few words with Steve who finally gets free, and kneels down to check on his partner.*
Cole: Steve Awesome came out here to get a piece of Reeshi for what he was doing, but security was right behind him!
King: And they probably restrained him for the better. There's no telling what Reeshi would have done to him!
Cole: There's no telling what Steve would have done to Reeshi!
King: I don't think he would have gotten a shot in.
Cole: Well, we'll see. I can't believe Reeshi would do something like this, though.
King: He needed to get a little bit of revenge after what happened at Decimation! He could either take it out on someone, who just happened to be Jayson Matthews, or could have taken it directly to Steve Awesome.
*The lights in the arena now momentarily dim and then turn blood red. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He removes the cape as the chorus rings out and reveals his bare torso and his attire, a belt with a red loincloth-like panel in front and back and black ones on each side. Underneath he has short blood colored tights. He tosses the mask and cape away and just stands there breathing heavily and staring at the crowd demonically waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: Primal came oh so close to becoming the No Mercy Champion just five days ago. Now he gets his chance to prove he deserves another shot.
King: It’s unfair that when Primal gets the pinfall tonight he won’t get the title with it.
*"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred then hits the PA system as the infamous Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain to a chorus of crowd pops moments later. He points to his abs, then to his waist where the shiny No Mercy Championship belt itself proudly rests at. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff!" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle, stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!". He eventually jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!" He jumps down and hands the ref his title belt as he gets ready now for his much anticipated rematch with Primal to ensue.*
King: Stop staring and comment.
Cole: ...What was that?
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Decimation Non-Title Singles Rematch
Primal vs. "The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason
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Decimation Non-Title Singles Rematch
Primal vs. "The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason
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The two stand at opposite corners and begin to circle quickly around the ring in crouching position, not taking their eyes off one another. They eventually meet in the middle with a grapple as Jason begins to force back Primal. Primal plants his feet and then does the same to Jason. Once back to the middle of the ring the two throw their arms away from one another and take a step back. Their show of strength was equal with zero height difference and just a five pound weight difference, nobody was able to gain the upper hand. They begin to circle around again and move in for the grapple but Primal sneaks in the upper hand with a punch to the face of Jason. The right hand catches Jason off guard, forcing him back a step. Primal follows up with a boot to the midsection and sidekick to the ribs. With Jason reeling Primal connects with a knife edge chop. The second chop sends Jason back into the corner.
King: Primal looks good in the early going as he takes the early advantage.
Cole: These two appear so evenly matched, it’s only a matter of time before Jason gets his licks in.
King: Licks?
Cole: You know what I mean...
Primal begins to drive his shoulder into the stomach of Jason, knocking the wind out of the No Mercy champion before following it up with some more quick forearms and right hands to the head of Jason. He then sends Jason across into the far turnbuckle. Jason stumbles out and is greeted by Primal who whips him across back into the original corner. The impact has Jason stumble back out again. Primal runs up in front of him and connects with a belly to belly suplex. Jason hits the mat and immediately rolls out of the ring for a breather.
King: Your boy Jason is not looking so good right now.
Cole: He’ll be back. He’s just taking a moment to regroup.
Primal moves past the official and to the outside, coming up from behind Jason. He greets Jason with a forearm to the back of his head, sending the champion stumbling along the apron but still on his feet. Primal picks up Jason and delivers an atomic drop. As Jason stumbles on the outside, Primal takes his stance and waits. Jason turns and is greeted with a clothesline that sends him over the barricade and into the stands!!
Cole: Jason is just doing his community work right now, getting to know the fans in the area.
King: Up close and personal thanks to Primal.
Primal steps over the railing and is met with a mob of angry fans. He shrugs them off and grabs Jason by the back of his head, dragging him to his feet and sending him back over the railing. Jason is on his feet but hunched over as Primal steps back over the railing as well. Primal grabs hold of Jason by the back of his head once again and tries to roll him back into the ring but Jason stops him. He strikes with an elbow to the stomach of Primal and slams his head into the ring apron. Jason then slides back into the ring. Primal slides back into the ring and is immediately with by Jason who pounces on him with an elbow to the back.
Cole: Here comes Jason, the tide has been turned.
King: It was one elbow Cole. Settle down, we still have a match to watch.
Jason continues to strike with some rights and lefts to the back of Primal as he struggles to get to his feet. With the help of the ropes, Primal is able to shake off the rights and lefts and get to his feet but is immediately met with boot to the midsection from Jason. Jason then sends Primal into the ropes. Jason goes for a clothesline but Primal ducks under. Primal comes off the ropes again and Jason meets him in the middle of the ring with a sleeper hold. Jason keeps the hold locked in tight as Primal tries to fight it. Primal though is fighting a losing battle and slowly begins to fade. Jason brings him down to the ground and the official checks on Primal, raising his arm in the air. It drops. He does it a second time. It drops.
Cole: Just like that, this one is going to be over...
King: This match certainly took a 180...Primal is fading fast!
The official raises it a third time and the arm drops about halfway down before Primal stops it. Primal raises his arm all the way back up and then slams it down onto the arm of Jason. Jason moves to the side to protect his arm but Primal sees the opportunity to strike with an elbow to the sternum. Jason keeps the hold locked in but gets to his feet looking to tighten the hold. Primal is up with him but is able to turn enough to pick Jason up for a back body suplex. On the way down, Jason turns in midair and comes down with a modified cross body. Jason stays on for the cover 1...he hooks the leg...2...Primal just gets the shoulder up!!
Cole: Great instincts from Jason nearly gave him the victory.
King: Primal was surprised but surely not defeated.
The two get to their feet, Jason first and he comes up behind Primal delivering a german suplex...but he holds on and brings Primal back to his feet, delivering a second german suplex...he does it a third time! Primal is folded up and rolls onto his back. Jason stands up and flexes to the crowd. The anti-Primal crowd cheers towards Jason as he drops down to make the cover once again. 1...2...Primal kicks out again.
King: I’ll give him credit, he’s not giving up. But Primal isn’t backing down either.
Cole: It’s only a matter of time before Jason puts this one away. With a body like that how he can not win?
A frustrated Jason climbs to his feet and stalks Primal. Primal gets to his feet and Jason greets him with a knife edge chop of his own to send Primal back a step. Up against the ropes Jason attempts an irish whip but Primal revers and sends Jason across into the ropes. As he comes back Primal connects with a kitchen sink! Jason flips over and holds his stomach as he gets to his feet and turns Primal connects out of nowhere with the Diseased!! The cover 1...2..Jason kicks out!!!
Cole: I knew he would.
King: Admit it, you were sweating. That spear came from out of nowhere, Primal nearly had it!
Both men are slow to their feet, feeling the effects of the match to this point. As both men do they both go for a clothesline. Primal stays on his feet and catches Jason with the Depression (C-4 Exploder). This one has to be it. Primal bounces back up to his feet and looks to drop back down for the cover but as he does, Kanyon from out of nowhere pounces on Jason with rights and lefts!! An angry Primal shoves Kanyon out of the way but it’s too late, the official is already calling for the bell nearby.
Winner via Disqualification: Sexy Jason.
*Primal, visibly upset moves to confront the official over his decision right away. As he does, Kanyon, after being shoved away is stalking Jason. As Primal pleads his case with the official Jason struggles to his feet only to be sent back down with a Kanyon Cutter!! Kanyon slides out of the ring and back up the entrance ramp. He stops at the top and taunts Jason while a visibly frustrated Primal remains in the ring.*
King: Primal had the match won, where did Kanyon come from!?!
Cole: Clearly lost in his efforts to take back the X*Crown titles, he’s changed his focus to the No Mercy title.
King: But what about Primal? He clearly feels cheated of a victory and rightfully so.
*Gastro slowly fades thereafter on Kanyon at the top of the entrance ramp with his theme music playing loudly in the background. He’s clearly left his mark on Sexy Jason, and to an extent Primal as well, as the XHF prepares for it’s Season Premiere of Pyro this coming Monday night!*