Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 11, 2009 15:21:02 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Gallagher-Iba Arena in Stillwater, Oklahoma, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from Gallagher-Iba Arena in Stillwater, Oklahoma, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Stillwater, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
*The lights immediately dim and "Angry Chair" begins blaring through the PA system to start the broadcast off with a bang. Raven emerges and raises his wings to the crowd. Raven comes down the ramp and rolls into the ring and makes himself comfortable in the corner while awaiting his opponent.*
King: This is a huge opportunity for the returning legend Raven!
Cole: I’ll say. So soon and already his second chance to earn a title shot.
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. Kanyon is tossed a microphone. Kanyon then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and tosses his mic away to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: This is also a huge chance for Kanyon to gain a new belt.
King: Yeah but with Primal and Destiny on the horizon I predict this winner will be hard pressed next week to win the title shot.
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No Mercy Championship Number One Contendership Tournament Semifinal Match #1
(Winner advances on to face either Kris Destiny OR Primal in the Finals round at next week's episode of Gastro for an opportunity to earn an exclusive one on one NM title shot at this month's upcoming Ruthless & Reckless PPV event on Sunday, September 27th.)
Raven vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
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No Mercy Championship Number One Contendership Tournament Semifinal Match #1
(Winner advances on to face either Kris Destiny OR Primal in the Finals round at next week's episode of Gastro for an opportunity to earn an exclusive one on one NM title shot at this month's upcoming Ruthless & Reckless PPV event on Sunday, September 27th.)
Raven vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
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The referee calls for the bell. Raven and Kanyon charge and grapple with a collar and elbow tie-up in the center of the ring and begin to spin and push each other back and forth around the ring. Kanyon lifts a knee but Raven avoids it and breaks the tie-up with a gouge of the eyes and a hard right hand. Kanyon flops to the mat. Raven helps him up and kicks him. He hits a vertical suplex and holds his arms out in a taunt. Kanyon pulls himself up on the ropes and charges. He locks in a rear waistlock but Raven sprints and grabs the ropes repelling Kanyon off. Kanyon rolls through and tries a clothesline but Raven pulls the top rope over. Kanyon uses his athleticism to land on his feet holding the top rope and fires a headbutt through the top two ropes. Raven stumbles away and Kanyon hurdles the top rope and lands in a chop block. Raven goes down. Kanyon mounts him and bites the forehead. Raven fights him off but Kanyon gets up and stomps a mudhole in him. He shouts to the crowd, “Nobody’s betta than Kanyon!”
Cole: Kanyon looking good early.
King: Yeah but what do you expect from the MVP? He’s betta than Raven!
Kanyon picks up Raven and whips him into the corner. He barrels in and hits a clothesline. Raven stumbles out and Kanyon leaps up and falls into a double knee backbreaker. He pins. One! Raven grabs the ropes. Kanyon rubs his forearm over the face of Raven until the ref counts four and Raven rolls away. Kanyon taunts the crowd again and grabs the legs for a Boston crab but Raven stiffens his legs sending Kanyon slamming chest first into the turnbuckle. Raven rolls him up. One! Kickout. Kanyon launches to his feet and tries to stomp but Raven trips him then stands up and stomps the stomach between the legs coming dangerously close to a certain appendage. Kanyon gets pulled to his feet and dropped again with a jaw breaker. Kanyon shoots straight up and stumbles holding his mouth. Raven charges and clotheslines him.
Cole: Raven making a comeback
King: Boo! You aren’t betta!
Raven pins. One! Kickout. Raven picks up Kanyon and whips him off the ropes. He locks in a sleeper hold then hoists Kanyon and slams him with a sleeper slam. Kanyon rolls and pushes to his feet on the ropes. Raven charges and hits a kitchen sink (old school I know). Kanyon lands in a sitting position. Raven signals to end it and lifts Kanyon. He turns him over for the Raven Effect but Kanyon won’t drop and instead hoists Raven up and drops him with a huge Vertebreaker. Both men are slow to get up. Kanyon is up first. As he stands he grabs Raven from behind. Raven stands and holds the ref to avoid him seeing the back kick to the groin. Kanyon stumbles. Suddenly Primal comes sprinting out of the back to ringside. Raven hooks Kanyon for the Evenflow DDT! Primal slides into the ring across the ring from and behind Raven.
Cole: What’s he doing out here?
King: He’s gonna cost Raven the match by killing Kanyon!
Primal slides into the ring as Kanyon shoves Raven away from the Evenflow DDT attempt. Raven spins and gets hoisted high and planted with the high angle spinebuster called the Depression. The ref calls for the bell as Primal just stands up and looks at Kanyon and Kanyon stares at the events that just happened in shock. The ref declares Raven the winner.
Winner via Disqualification and Advancing to the Finals next week: Raven!
Cole: Oh my God! Primal just attacked Raven!
King: Do they even know each other? Why did he do that?
*Kanyon looks with a vacant stare at the ref. He then looks at Primal who laughs out loud. Kanyon just stands there in disbelief watching his title shot go down the drain. He reacts by throwing a tantrum. He stomps and tries to explain Primal is here to hurt him not Raven. Raven meanwhile slinks out of the ring content with a victory. Primal shrugs and then spears Kanyon with the Diseased. Kanyon rolls around in pain as Primal exits to get into his wrestling gear for his upcoming match. Kanyon slowly stands and spits out of the ring. His eyes are red with rage as we cut to a commercial for...JERKY JOE’S JERK MEAT SHACK!*
"When you walk through the door
It was clear to me
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see
You're a rockstar
Everybody wants you
Player, Who can really play you.
We're the ones who made you."
The music continues, as we return from the break and Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny now walks down the ramp usually to a good cheer. He walks down the ramp acknowledging the crowd on his way to the ring. He rolls in, and he points to all of the fans around the ring with a grin on his face.*
King: Here comes Kris Destiny...or is it Fa Sho?
Cole: It's somebody.
*The lights in the arena dim and then turn blood red. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He removes the cape as the chorus rings out and reveals his bare torso and his attire, a belt with a red loincloth-like panel in front and back and black ones on each side. Underneath he has short blood colored tights. He tosses the mask and cape away and just stands there breathing heavily and staring at the crowd demonically waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: This guy is scary, totally scary.
King: This should be a tough battle.
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No Mercy Championship Number One Contendership Tournament Semifinal Match #2
(Winner advances on to face Raven in the Finals round at next week's episode of Gastro for an opportunity to earn an exclusive one on one NM title shot at this month's upcoming Ruthless & Reckless PPV event on Sunday, September 27th.)
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny vs. Primal
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No Mercy Championship Number One Contendership Tournament Semifinal Match #2
(Winner advances on to face Raven in the Finals round at next week's episode of Gastro for an opportunity to earn an exclusive one on one NM title shot at this month's upcoming Ruthless & Reckless PPV event on Sunday, September 27th.)
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny vs. Primal
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The bell rings as Primal charges at Destiny. Destiny hits a kick to the shin that stops Primal in his tracks and makes him hop around. Destiny then hits a roundhouse kick. Primal staggers back and Destiny moves in and hits an STO. Destiny covers, 1, 2, kickout. Destiny gets up and pulls Primal up with him. As they get to a standing base, Primal hits an uppercut to Destiny. Followed by a kick to the gut, and then a headlock. Primal squeezes it tight. Destiny tries to push Primal off, but he holds on. Destiny tries again and shoves Primal off and into the ropes. Destiny goes for a hip toss, but Primal blocks and levels Destiny with a clothesline!
King: Tough action so far!
Cole: These guys are trying to get that title shot!
Primal stomps on Destiny a few times and Destiny rolls to the ropes. Primal backs away due to the ref and Destiny returns to his feet. Primal goes to clothesline Destiny over the top rope, but Destiny ducks down and delivers a back body drop sending Primal out of the ring! Destiny staggers over to the corner where the ref checks on Destiny. As he does, Kanyon jumps the guard rail and starts wailing away on Primal with fists to the back of the head! Kanyon then slams his head into the apron, then rolls him into the ring and ducks.
Cole: What the hell!?
King: Kanyon wants payback for earlier!
Destiny looks a bit confused to see Primal back in the ring, but on the floor. He shrugs and pulls Primal up off the floor. Destiny then whips Primal to the ropes, and on the return, hits a spinebuster! 1, 2, kickout! Destiny pulls Primal up looking frustrated and kicks Primal in the gut, then sets him up for the Drop of Destiny, but Primal gets his arms free and reverses out. He goes for a clothesline, but Destiny ducks, then gets under Primal for a jawbreaker, but on the jump up, Primal kicks him in the gut to stop him, then jumps up himself and hits a double knee facebreaker! Both men lay on the mat.
Cole: What back and forth action!
King: Not what Kanyon wanted I'm sure.
Primal rolls over for a pin, 1, 2, kickout! Outside the ring, Kanyon is crawling around the ring to get to the timekeeper. He grabs the hammer, but the time keeper holds on. Kanyon wrestles with the time keeper for a bit, then pie faces him and takes the hammer. Primal and Destiny go back and forth punching each other. Primal starts to win out. Primal whips Destiny to the ropes, then bounces off the opposite ones. When he does, Kanyon hits him in the leg with the hammer! Primal stops and limps forward as Destiny continues to run, grabbing the distracted Primal and hitting the Shotime! He covers. 1, 2, 3!
Winner via Pinfall and Advancing to Next Week's Finals Round For A PPV NM Title Shot: Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny!
Cole: Not this way!
King: You know, you say that a lot.
*The ref calls for the bell, but it doesn't ring since the hammer is missing. Kris gets up and the ref raises his hand. Kanyon smiles and jumps back into the crowd as Primal stays down on the mat, holding his leg in pain.*
*After the previous match that took place on Gastro, we go backstage to see Reeshi walking down the hallway… he appears to be all business as he’s walking down the hallway between the two offices of the Executive Director, and the Commissioner. Suddenly, the door swings open from the Executive Director’s side and out comes a security guard! Reeshi punches him in the face right away as he had startled him, but out comes Aksel Anarchy, Mikkel Seifer, and a bunch of security. Even strippers!*
Everyone - Except Reeshi: “YAAAAAY!”
Seifer: “Happy birthday, you big goof!”
*Seifer immediately pats Reeshi on the shoulder, as all of them have birthday hats on, and Reeshi just looks to be completely shocked by this. Some of the security immediately begin to snap pictures as Anarchy and Seifer put their arms around Reeshi and have big, cheeky smiles on their faces while Reeshi…well, he looks like he was heading to prison.*
Anarchy: “One…two…THREE!”
*Everyone, still surrounding Reeshi, begin to sing.*
Everyone - Except Reeshi: “Happy birthday… to you! Happy birthday… to you! Happy birthday dear Reeshi. Happy birthday… to yooooouuuuuu!”
*Suddenly a security guard passes three presents from the office and Reeshi puts his arms out still looking to be completely lost as Seifer stacks the three presents in his arms, then grabs one of his fingers to put a leash on it.*
Seifer: “I wish I could give you a bigger party, big fella, but I got a lot of work to do! Here are your presents, now you go have a good time!”
*Reeshi begins to walk down the hallway, clearly not happy, but at the same time…they were gifts! We finally see what was attached to the end of the leash…a donkey…the strippers follow him as Seifer and Anarchy both just smile while watching him leave. The security guard that Reeshi punched at the beginning is still knocked out. The camera goes back out to the arena.*
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts momentarily over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
Cole: Obsidian is looking great this week. He defintely looks ready for a fight.
King: How is this guy even employed still? Isn't most of his offensive based on luck?
Cole: Where did you hear that?
King: He wrote that on his contract.
*"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit starts to blast on the dark ring area. Suddenly, as the lights fall on the entranceway, out from the curtain comes....a stage hand? He shrugs at the audience, then, with a flashlight in hand starts looking around the entranceway, finally he comes to a man in a suit facing away from everyone, appearing to urinate. The stagehand shines his flashlight on him and the man squintily looks at him, holds up a finger telling the stagehand to wait a second. Then as he finishes what he was doing, he takes a swig out of a bottle of beer, zips up, and spins around, almost falling over. Yes folks, it's Randy Angel. The lights come up as he saunters down to the ring, having to be held up several times by the stagehand. Randy then rolls into the ring and decides not to get up until he has to.*
King: Now we have the drunk.... Great. Maybe he can slip me a mickie and I can pass out.
Cole: I don't know why your bitching. These guys have a chance to shows things.
King: Might as well throw pyro in this match too. Atleast that guy is entertaining with his huge dong.
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Singles Match
Obsidian vs. Randy Angel
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Singles Match
Obsidian vs. Randy Angel
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Obsidian points his finger at Randy Angel. He looks for the support from the crowd to chant "You!" But they don't. Randy looks a bit scared though at the finger point. Obsidian gets closer with his finger pointed out. As he gets right up to him, randy jabs a finger into obsidian's eye. Randy laughs it off, as he grabs his head for a headlock. Obsidian tries to push him off but randy pulls on harder. Obsidian goes to the ropes and puts his leg through it. The referee breaks it... but randy doesn't let go. 1...2....3....4.... and he releases. Obsidian goes on the apron to get away. As randy stops complaining, obsidian grabs his arm and whips him into the turnbuckle from the apron. Obsidian walks away then makes a mad dash with a clothesline still on the apron. He misses and slams into the ring post.
Cole: Obsidian doesn't seem to be..... on his game tonight.
King: I doubt randy could make him stupider by whipping him into ring posts.
Obsidian is still dazed on the ring apron. Randy grabs his arm and irish whips him into the ring post on the opposite side. Again obsidian smacks his face into the pole. Randy grabs him as he's dazed and suplexs him into the ring. Randy covers him... 1...2... and a kickout. Randy puts the boots to him for a bit before grabbing his head. Obsidian pulls onto the tights and yanks him into the bottom turnbuckle. Randy lays there, as obsidian runs to the opposite side of the ring. He comes back and kicks randy in the back of the head. Confident he is, as he runs back and dashes back into the direction of randy. He grabs the top rope and sends two boots into the lower back by stomping. Obsidian smiles, as he waves to GQ Money in the camera. He picks randy up, kicks him in the midsection. He attempts a ddt but randy gets out of it. Randy ends up behind him and grabs him for a neckbreaker. Before he can drop him, obsidian reaches his hands up and rakes the eyes of randy. Randy goes blind for a second, turns around and gets ddt'd into the mat. Obsidian makes a cover... 1...2.... and a kickout. Obsidian crawls over him and locks in a sleeperhold.
Cole: See... this is what obsidian can bring to the table king. He just needs to be dedicated.
King: But as his contract said... luck. So I assume it's about to run out, as he's had to much offense.
Randy is going into a comatose like trance on the mat. The referee goes to lift his arm but randy stops it at one. Obsidian looks around, he don't understand what is happening. Randy fights his way to his feet. He elbows obsidian in the chest... again... again... Obsidian jumps on his back. Trying to add more pressure but randy pushes him back into the ropes. They topple over the top rope and to the floor. Obsidian lands on his back while randy lands on top of him. The referee makes the count.... 1...2...3...... both guys stand. 4...5....6..... Randy grabs obsidian in a headlock. As he applies masterful noogies and wet willies. Obsidian shoves him off and randy slams into the side of the ring. Obsidian slides in... 8....9.... and randy gets back in. As he returns to the middle, obsidian grabs a headlock. He insults him but randy has none of it. He pushes him off easily. Into the ropes obsidian goes as randy gets ready to slam him with a clothesline. Obsidian ducks, randy turns and is blasted with a superkick. Randy doesn't go down.....
Cole: He has the fight of a thousand drunken irish men. It will take more.
King: I hope it takes less.
Obsidian goes to superkick him again but randy ducks. Obsidian turns and by this time randy is spinning around getting ready to punch. He connects with the punch... he connects?
King: He actually landed that?
Cole: Oh boy did he land that.
However, obsidian doesn't falldown. He screams and superkicks him again. Randy yells and hits another spinning punch again. They both scream and yell in pain.... randy winds up his punch and obsidian gets ready for a kick. They both connect and lay each other out on the mat. The crowd is picking up as both these guys beat each other senseless. Randy stretches his arm out and obsidian lays his hand on randy... the referee goes down and makes the cover... 1...1...2...2....and two kickouts. They lay out on the mat breathing heavily. Obsidian gets up, randy angel follows. As he bends over, obsidian runs up to him and attempts the Emblem. Randy holds on to him and hits a powerbomb. Randy grabs the legs and kicks the insides of them. Randy locks in the liontamer.... he flips him over and bends Obsidian's back.
Cole: Liontamer?
King: Looks more like a drunken monkey lock but effective.
Cole: He's hurting....
Obsidian looks like he wants to tap but he fights it. He crawls... scratches and claws to the ropes. But he can't reach them. He instead tries using his leg strength. He eventually pulls it off and randy falls forward in a drunken stumble. Obsidian grabs the legs and locks in a boston crab. Giving him a taste of his own medicine. Obsidian lets go and climbs to the top. He again waves to kanyon and gq money, as he dives off the top rope with an elbow drop to the back. Randy shakes and seizes on the mat. Obsidian flips him over.... 1...2... and a kickout. Obsidian mad. He waits and as randy rises he runs at him and goes for the Emblem again. Again randy tries to powerbomb him. Obsidian punches him and tries to daze him.... he does enough and randy pushes him off his head. As obsidian drops, do does randy as obsidian is quick to superkick him under the chin again... Randy falls and obsidian goes on top. 1...2... and a kickout.
King: ....I hate to say but this is actually a good match. For two terrible guys.
Cole: Terrible? You need to drink less often.
King: Last I looked my last name wasn't randy and I don't have a bottle glued to my lips.
Obsidian walks up to the referee. Complains to him and warns him about repercussions from GQ. Obsidian turns around and kicks at randy, yelling at him. Randy pushes up on his knuckles.... but obsidian kicks him. Again randy pushes up, this time he pulls onto obsidian. Trying to get up. Randy gets back up, obsidian grabs his face. As he pulls back to punch, obsidian misses and randy rolls him up. 1...2.... and a kickout from obsidian. Obsidian is quickly back up, randy grabs him in a headlock. Then falls face first into the mat with the drunk dropper. Randy stunned..... spins on the mat and crawls to obsidian. Dropping an arm across his chest. 1....2.... another kickout. Obsidian takes his time getting back up but then he turns to randy.... CHEESEMIST!!!! As it sprays into his eyes randy swats into the air. Spinning around like a drunken fool. As he's about to topple over.... he leans to his right, as Obsidian comes in. And randy grabs at his tights, rolling him up with a schoolboy. 1...2...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Randy Angel!
Cole: And Randy wins it!
King: A key victory for sure as he looks to begin building some more momentum from here on out in the company.
*"Threshold" by Hammerfall begins to play as we return live from commercial for tonight's much anticipated main event title matchup. Mr. Mysterio finally comes from behind the curtain moments later. You can just feel the evil in the air as pyros goes off. He then begins to walk towards the ring. The fans are booing him. The camera pans out in the crowd and you can tell that the crowd is afraid of Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio steps upon the apron and he just steps over the top rope. He goes to his corner and awaits for the match to start.*
King: Your new Chaotic Champion...
Cole: Don’t be so sure. Tyrone has proven to be a force here in the XHF and he shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.
*The lights then flicker and fade out as black lights pulse to the beat of "10000 Watts of Artificial Pleasure" by Dope Stars Inc. Smoke lines the entryway as a figure steps from behind the curtains and into the middle of the smoke. The crowd cheers as they see who it is: XHF's psycho Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. He has a smile on his face as he pumps his fist in the air, walking through the smoke. He walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of some of his fans as he darts to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes. He then bounces off the ropes a couple of times and turns toward the entrance, ready for action.*
Cole: That’s a champion. Look at the preparation.
King: Your perception of talent continues to amaze me...
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Chaotic Championship Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
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Chaotic Championship Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
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Mr. Mysterio stands tall in the ring, towering over the much smaller Tyrone Smith who is looking to keep his distance here early. He doesn’t want to get within range of Mysterio where the size and strength advantage can become a factor. As Mysterio begins to move forward Tyrone moves around the ring at a rapid pace, coming around to the other side, staying out of the reach of Mysterio once again. This happens a third time but this time, Tyrone strikes with some side kicks to the leg of Mysterio after he does so. The repeated kicks has Mysterio almost kneeling. Tyrone suddenly lands a straight sidekick that drops Mysterio to his knees. Tyrone runs into the ropes and comes back right into the grasp of Mysterio! His hands are around the throat of Tyrone, gets to his feet, lifts him up and throws him into the corner!
Cole: He had the right strategy, try to ground the big man and keep moving.
King: But the big man was ready for it and Tyrone wasn’t quite fast enough.
Mysterio marches over to the corner and lays his hand palm first over the chest of Tyrone and raises it again, looking for a solid slap but Tyrone isn’t there when the hand comes down. He slips down and moves to the other side delivering a drop kick to the back of the knees of Mysterio, continually striking the legs, looking to ground the big man. Mysterio not only drops to his knees but he finds himself leaning into the middle turnbuckle with his head as well. Tyrone grabs the back of the head of Mysterio and slams the head of Tyrone into the turnbuckle, again and again and then a fourth time. He takes a few steps back as Mysterio gets to his feet and charges forward with a whisper in the wind to the back of Mysterio.
Cole: The longer this match goes and the more he works those legs, the more opportunities he has for moves like that.
King: But Mysterio is still standing and he isn’t bleeding. Tyrone still has a long way to go if he wants to accomplish anything of value in this match.
Tyrone stumbles back after the impact out into the middle of the ring but as he turns around he’s greeted with a stunning clothesline from Mysterio! Tyrone falls to the mat and is folded up as he lay, Mysterio has run right into the far corner, hands on the top turnbuckle as he leans out into the booing crowd. Mysterio slowly turns around and meets Tyrone who is on his knees, attempting to get to his feet. He grabs him by the back of the head and shoves it between his legs before lifting him for a powerbomb. Tyrone starts driving right hands into the head of Mysterio which stuns the big man momentarily stumbling back against the ropes. As he does, Tyrone delivers a hurricanranna over the top rope!! Tyrone holds onto the ropes and remains on the apron while Mysterio stumbles all the way to the outside but lands on his feet. Tyrone leaps onto the second rope and comes back with a reverse backflip splash sending the big man into the barricade and to the mat on the outside!!
Cole: The crowd loved that!! Mysterio may have the size advantage but if he doesn’t stay on him, Tyrone will continue to take advantage of these opportunities
King: The use of his speed is giving him an advantage but again, I don’t see how he can make him bleed to go for the victory.
Tyrone gets to his feet and climbs back into the ring. At first he looks towards the official as though he’s looking for him to administer a count but quickly realizes he can’t just yet. Mysterio is already to his feet by this point and has a steel chair in hand. Tyrone runs forward and connects with a baseball slide, sending the chair into the face of Mysterio! As the big man stumbles back, Tyrone jumps to his feet again and springs over with a body splash. Mysterio catches him and drives him back first into the ring post! Mysterio holds onto Tyrone and does it a second time before letting him drop to the mat.
King: There it is. Too much high risk means at one point it just won’t pay off.
Cole: Right when you thought he was poised to take total control Mysterio is suddenly back in it with one quick move.
Tyrone tries to climb to his feet but is met by Mysterio who slams his head into the ring steps. As Tyrone bounces back Mysterio sends him to the opposite end of the ring and Tyrone runs face first into the ring post. He stumbles around the ring post and is left sitting against the barricade. Mysterio lifts the apron and begins looking under the ring. Dissatisfied he turns back to Tyrone, still sitting against the barricade. He runs forward and looks to drive his knee into the head of Tyone but Tyrone rolls away and Mysterio’s knee strikes the barricade! He hops around holding his knee as Tyrone goes back to those leg kicks. Tyrone grabs the chair sitting on the side of the ring as Mysterio turns to face Tyrone. As he does, Tyrone holds the chair out and dropkicks it into the knee of Mysterio!!
Cole: There it is! That’s what Tyrone has been working towards, take out the knee of Mysterio. He now holds the distinct advantage.
King: Even on his knees he still holds a height advantage over Tyrone. This isn’t a setback it’s a false sense of confidence.
With Mysterio on the ground holding his knees, Tyrone pulls a table out from under the ring and slides it into the ring. As he turns around Mysterio is there with a right hand to the face, and then a second one. He then grabs the throat of Tyrone and pulls him up, dropping him to the mat with a sitdown powerbomb!! Tyrone looks winded on the mat, almost in a glaze as Mysterio takes his time getting back up, holding his knees as a form of support. As he gets up he pulls a ladder out from under the ring and slides that in the ring as well. He then does the same with Tyrone.
King: Another momentum changer as Mysterio is back in control
Cole: The champion looks like he’s in trouble right now. I don’t know why Mysterio has planned but it doesn’t look good.
Mysterio picks the ladder up and slams it over the back of Tyrone. A second time does the trick as Tyrone rolls away into the corner. Mysterio changes the position of the ladder, holding it to the side and charges towards Tyrone in the corner, driving the ladder into the gut of Tyrone! Tyrone drops to the mat holding his stomach as Mysterio puts the ladder down. Tyrone stumbles out to the middle of the ring and is met with The Curse from Mysterio!!! He goes for the cover but the referee doesn’t count, Tyrone isn’t bleeding.
King: This should be it! Mysterio has just won the match. He deserves that title.
Cole: As this match goes on, the more people tend to forget they need to make the other person bleed first before they can go for a pin. That being said there is still no excuse for this.
Mysterio gets up, frustrated that he couldn’t get the pin and stalks Tyrone as he attempts to get up. As Tyrone gets close, Mysterio picks up the ladder and charges towards Tyrone. Tyrone ducks down and attempts a modified leg sweep! The ladder slips from the grip of Mysterio and is leaning up against the rope as Mysterio stumbles face first into the leaning ladder!! He bounces back and Tyrone goes to the top rope. He delivers a leg drop to the top of the ladder, sending the end in the ring upward and into the face of Mysterio!! He stays sitting on the apron as the ladder in a teeter-totter like fashion slides back into the leaning position, Mysterio may be bleeding at this point, it appears his hand is a little red, from where we can’t see yet. Tyrone spring boards over the top and back into the ring, headscissoring Mysterio through the middle rope and to the outside!!
Cole: Mysterio’s nose is bleeding! Tyrone has the opening!
King: Mysterio’s knee doesn’t look good Cole. He’s hobbling up towards the ramp just trying to maintain his balance on the outside there.
Tyrone sees where Mysterio has stumbled out to and runs into the far ropes, he comes back, scaling the ladder and diving off the ladder with a body attack to Mysterio on the outside!! The ladder falls outside the ring and both Tyrone and Mysterio are down on the entrance ramp! The crowd has risen to their feet, a spectacular performance to this point from both competitors!
Cole: Tyrone never ceases to amaze this crowd. What a match we’re getting here tonight.
King: Mysterio is putting on a clinic out there. He had the match one moments ago but Tyrone wasn’t bleeding. This is still anybodies game!
Tyrone is the first one to his feet and he begins to stumble towards the ring. Mysterio uses the barricade to assist himself up and lunges towards Tyrone, sending him stumbling into the apron. Tyrone turns and Mysterio picks him up in a position for the sidewalk slam except he’s facing downward instead of upward. Mysterio delivers the sidewalk slam right onto the ladder! Tyrone goes face first into the ladder and now he too is busted open!
King: The playing field is now completely level. Both men are bleeding it’s time to go for the win!
Cole: Tyrone has taken a beating from the big man but he still surprises him with his speed and gets his shots in. It’s been nothing short of a Gastro classic! This Chaotic Title certainly has it’s place here in the XHF!
Both men are slow to the ring but they beat the referee’s count back in. Mysterio is first to his feet. He sets up the table close to the far corner. Tyrone is take his time getting to his feet, letting Mysterio work while he takes an extra moment to collect himself. He’s also found a steel chair in the corner, it looks to be the same one he used to take out the knee of Mysterio. As Mysterio moves towards Tyrone he’s struck over the skull with a steel chair!! The blow stops Mysterio in his tracks but he doesn’t go down. A second one bends the chair over the skull of Mysterio which leaves him to look out on his feet but he still doesn’t go down. Tyrone strikes with a third one!! This one sends Mysterio onto the table, his forehead now bleeding as well as his nose!!
King: It took three chair shots just to knock him off his feet! The guy’s a monster! How do you expect somebody as small as Tyrone to make this work?
Cole: It’s working now. He’s off his feet and finds himself in a bad predicament at the moment.
King: He’s just taking a rest.
Cole: For your sake, I hope so because Tyrone is on the top rope!!
Tyrone motions to the crowd that something big is coming and they all rush to their feet! Tyrone looks back towards a motionless Mysterio on the table and comes down with the Crazy Spin!!!
Cole: A 620 splash!!! Through a table!!! Unbelievable!!
King: Even I have to admit...that was impressive. He’s certainly earned the title of Crazy Boy.
Tyrone rolls away, obviously in extreme pain himself but sees the opportunity and slowly but surely drags himself over towards Mysterio and drapes his arm over him. The official has to move some pieces of the wooden table to the side and makes the count, 1...2...3!!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL Chaotic Champion: Tyrone “Crazy Boy” Smith!
*Tyrone lays motionless across Mysterio as the official grabs his Chaotic Title and drapes it over top of him, raising his hand and point down towards Tyrone. He doesn’t look like a winner, his mind, body and spirits broken. He put himself through everything to finally put Mysterio away and there he remains a successful, retaining champion.*
Cole: What a performance. What a match. What a treat to all our XHF fans out there.
King: This Chaotic Title is certainly something to keep your eye on here in the XHF and Tyrone “Crazy Boy” Smith certainly wears it well. What a way to wrap up the show, and stay tuned for Pyro this Monday night as Pyro and Jayson Matthews face off to determine who Tyrone's next Gastro opponent for the championship will be a week from tonight, and of course our next featured main event where for one night only the unlikely team of reigning X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome and Tara Fenix team up versus the equally fierce Hierarchy duo of Platinum and Decoy!
*Tyrone is able to drag himself away and sit in the corner facing Mysterio, who remains motionless in a a pile of wooden rubble nearby. He sits in the corner, clutching his title, breathing heavily and staring at Mysterio as this week's stunning edition of Gastro fades off the air for good...*