Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Oct 2, 2009 15:47:36 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from University Arena in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from University Arena in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd of more than 18,000 XHF fans in Albuquerque, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
Cole: Here’s Obsidian, and believe me when I say this: He’s in for the match of his life!
King: Former XHF World Champion, X*Crown Champion, No Mercy Champion…the first person to do it. He’s facing a living legend!
**The lights in the arena begin to dim down, as red spotlights begin to flash all over the arena. As they point to the entrance, we can hear the music begin to play over the arena's sound system. The fans get up to their feet, as they stare down entrance hole.**
" A last fire will rise behind those eyes
Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear, that voice so clear
Through broken walls, that scream I hear
Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**As smoke begins to cloud up the area, Harry emerges from the entrance, Harry makes his long walk to the ring, looking around and soaking up the energy that spills off the crowd. He stops and stares at all those screaming fans on the left and then on the right. He throws his arms in the air to bring more of it, they get louder as he swiftly makes his way to the apron.**
"Blue masquerade, strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat beats like a drum
Deep in your veins, I will not lie
Little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**Harry jumps on the apron and puts his back to the ropes, bobbing his head to the music. As the crowd shows it's strong appreciation, harry slides his leg under the rope and stands in the middle of the ring. He looks all around, before running toward one of the sides. He leans over and throws his fist in the air, which triggers shooting pyro up from the ring posts. Harry yells over the pyro, as he stares into the crowd. He turns around then bends his back over the top rope and stretches his arms across his chest, as his music begins to die.**
Cole: And here’s Harold! We didn’t see him in Hawaii, but he’s looking for a victory here tonight that’ll definitely put him back in the mix of things.
King: It’s going to be hard facing Obsidian, because he does work with Kanyon…but it should be a good match.
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Singles Match
Harold Campbell vs. Obsidian
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Singles Match
Harold Campbell vs. Obsidian
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The bell sounds and Harold takes a quick step at Obsidian while reaching an arm to get to him, but Obsidian manages to stay just out of his reach then quickly stepping back in to drop down for a dropkick aiming for his knee -- Harold is able to take a step back. Obsidian is laying on the canvas for a couple seconds before Harold reaches down to lift him up to his feet, but Obsidian drops him down with a jawbreaker to stun him a moment.
Cole: Obsidian is actually keeping his ground to Harold.
King: A jawbreaker set him back.
Obsidian gets up to his feet and bounces off the ropes to gain a little bit of momentum before going for a clothesline but out of nowhere, Harold lifts his boot and takes him down with the big boot! As soon as Obsidian’s head bounces off the canvas, Harold has already grabbed him and lifted him back to his feet before grabbing him around the neck and using a choke toss to send him into the corner! Harold immediately follows up with a body splash to him directly in the corner, then sends him across the ring with an Irish whip so he crashes into the opposite corner; Harry followed him the whole way and connects with a clothesline that lifts Obsidian off his feet and landing flat on his back!
King: Here comes the power!
Cole: He just completely obliterated Obsidian with that clothesline!
Harold drops down with an elbow drop and quickly hooks the leg. One… Two… Rope break! Obsidian got his foot on the bottom rope, and Harold looks a little frustrated as he lifts Obsidian’s head and starts to connect closed fist punches straight to the skull of Obsidian several times until the referee tells him to stop. Harold snaps to his feet and gets right in the face of the referee to tell him to back off. Obsidian slowly grabs the ropes and starts to pull himself to his feet, as Harold turns directly to him -- Obsidian gets a couple strikes in at the abdomen of Harold, but he doesn’t seem phased and just shakes his head at Obsidian a couple of times. He looks up at the massive former XHF Champion, a little scared that he might have gotten him angry and tries to escape, but Harold pushes him back into the corner and starts to deliver punches to the ribs of Obsidian!
Cole: There’s the brawling style of Harold!
King: GQ Money should disqualify him right here!
After several shots, Harold sends the limp body of Obsidian across to the opposite turnbuckle! He goes in to attempt a body splash but Obsidian brings his feet up and connects with a front dropkick before bringing his feet back down to the canvas as Harold stumbles back holding his jaw… he turns back to Obsidian and charges in at him, but now Obsidian goes over him with a sunset flip! The referee counts: One… Two… Harold rolls his shoulder off of the canvas.
Cole: A near fall for Obsidian!
King: I’m surprised.
Obsidian quickly gets up to his feet and climbs to the top rope as fast as he can, waiting for Harold to now get up…as soon as he does, he connects with a missile dropkick sending him back down into the middle of the ring! Obsidian again gets right to his feet, and runs against the ropes to springboard off for a lionsault, but Harold rolls out of the way. Both of them are getting up to their feet, and Harold goes for a powerful clothesline but misses -- Obsidian bounces off the ropes behind Harold, and as they’re both on a collision course, Obsidian manages to take him down with a spinning head scissors!
Cole: Out of nowhere! Spinning head scissors!
King: Obsidian is just getting started! Momentum is on his side!
Obsidian tries to quickly make the cover, but Harold powers him off before the referee can start the count. Harold again is getting to his feet, a little bit dazed, as Obsidian is trying to connect as many shots as he can before Harold can get to his feet and start fighting back -- Harold pushes him off, though, and Obsidian bounces back against the ropes.
King: Harold is trying to battle back.
Cole: That could be the second he needs.
Harold advances towards Obsidian, but he suddenly gets hit with a cheese mist! Harold is trying to get the cheese out of his eyes, and doesn’t see Obsidian hit him in the abdomen to force him to lean over before running against the ropes and leaping up to hit the Emblem! Harold is out as he hooks the leg: One… Two… Three!
Winner via Pin-fall: Obsidian!
Cole: What? Cheese mist!
King: Harold should have known what to look out for!
Cole: Obsidian may have just stolen this one.
King: The referee would have disqualified him if that was against the rules!
Cole: It has to be burning. It’s nacho cheese!
*The lights don’t flicker or anything at this point, just a few green strobes of light start to go throughout the arena while “Re-Education (Through Labor)” by Rise Against starts to play over the PA system. Anarchy comes out, dressed in jeans and a short-sleeve shirt, a red bandana, and sunglasses hide his eyes. His arms are to his side, and about halfway down the ramp he lifts one arm up to rub his beard and stare out at the crowd for a moment until he finally gets to the ring - standing at the end of the ramp, he sprints really fast to slide underneath the ring. He removes the sunglasses and bandana, handing them to a person at ringside, before stretching a little and preparing for his match.*
Cole: He’s a big man, there’s no doubt about it. But you can’t take anything away from Mr. Mysterio…this is a battle of power.
King: Two goliaths going at it. Two of our strongest wrestlers in the XHF! Neither man will leave in one piece, I think.
*"Threshold" by Hammerfall now begins to play. Mr. Mysterio finally comes from behind the curtain. You can just feel the evil in the air as pyros goes off. He then begins to walk towards the ring. The fans are booing him. The camera pans out in the crowd and you can tell that the crowd is afraid of Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio steps upon the apron and he just steps over the top rope. He goes to his corner and awaits for the match to start.*
Cole: Clearly taller than Aksel, but it doesn’t take strength away from Aksel.
King: Some may say that the height is actually in advantage of Anarchy. He knows how to get on the inside and keep brawling…but Mr. Mysterio will hit him from a long way off.
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Singles Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Aksel Anarchy
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Singles Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Aksel Anarchy
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Right at the sound of the bell both of the competitors come out of their corners and grapple up! Mr. Mysterio is starting to battle Aksel back to the corner where he holds him there for a couple of moments, but we see the strength of Aksel Anarchy as he is starting to force Mr. Mysterio back into the opposite corner -- Mr. Mysterio manages to keep his ground near the corner and force Aksel back to the middle of the ring, where it seems that both of them are in a draw when it comes to power. They separate and take a couple steps back from each other.
Cole: That didn’t work too well.
King: For either man…
Aksel and Mysterio were both trying to stare the other down, but this wasn’t working very well…obviously…so Mysterio took a swing at Aksel, who ducked under the shot and started throwing hard rights and lefts to battle him back. Mysterio was also battling with punches of his own. Neither man appeared to try to dodge the other, like a classic boxing match, both men were just swinging back and forth with everything they had and receiving everything that the other had!
King: This crowd is going crazy! These two are just swinging at each other!
Cole: This is a good way for someone to get hurt, but the referee isn’t even going to try to stop it!
King: I don’t blame him, one shot from either one of them could give him a concussion!
Mysterio gets a great shot off right to the jaw of Aksel, sending him in a little bit of a daze but he protects himself by grabbing Mysterio and charging to the ropes! Both men are locked in the ropes while Aksel is landing some weak shots into the ribs and Mysterio hitting some of his own shots and a couple double axe handles to try and send him down to the canvas. The referee is counting for them both to get out of the ropes and at the count of two, Aksel catches Mysterio out of nowhere and takes him over with the Gargoyle Suplex!
King: Gargoyle Suplex!
Cole: Aksel is ahead, and he could end this now after landing one of his signature moves.
The crowd is in an absolute frenzy as both of these men have just exploded and seemed to be aiming to kill each other. Aksel moves over to him after hitting his signature move, and looked to put it away early by covering him. One… Mr. Mysterio kicks out with ease! Aksel Anarchy gets up to his feet as does Mr. Mysterio and both of them take a couple more shots at each other.
Cole: How is he kicking out at one?
King: This is far from over.
Aksel manages to gain the upper hand and sends Mysterio across with an Irish whip! He reverses it near the center of the ring, and as Aksel bounces off the ropes and comes back to Mysterio only to be lifted and taken down with The Curse! Mr. Mysterio now makes the pin attempt. One… Aksel kicks out easily!
Cole: And now Anarchy kicks out…at one?!
King: This is pretty insane! Both men have hit one of their finishers, and neither man has even gotten a two on the other!
Both men are again getting up to their feet and lock up the moment they stand up much like they did at the start of the entire match. Mr. Mysterio gains the upper hand and forces Aksel Anarchy into the corner before quickly separating and starting to land hard lefts and rights into the ribs, sternum, basically anywhere he can land a shot. Aksel does his best to cover up but was unable to. As soon as Mysterio goes for a punch to the face, he’s able to duck underneath it and Mr. Mysterio is now in the corner.
Cole: They’re now going back and forth in the corner!
King: I wouldn’t be surprised if their ribs get broken.
Aksel takes his shots at Mr. Mysterio with rights and lefts and goes for a head shot now! Mr. Mysterio takes underneath it and goes for another shot with it being his turn to throw the punches -- Aksel catches it. He goes for a second punch with his free arm! Aksel catches that, too. With his arms trapped, Mr. Mysterio and Aksel Anarchy both bring their heads forward to attempt a head butt with one another and both connect.
King: Ouch…
Cole: Both of them read each others minds.
King: That’s what we call a “meeting of the minds”.
This leaves both of them in a daze as Aksel has released the arms of Mr. Mysterio and leans back against the corner. Mr. Mysterio, holding his head, has stumbled back near the center of the ring…Aksel Anarchy shakes his head a little and bares his teeth at Mr. Mysterio before charging out and hitting him perfectly with a Spear! He instantly gets to his feet and taunts out to the crowd to get them more riled up. Mr. Mysterio is getting to his feet, though, breathing heavily as he stares a hole right through Aksel Anarchy.
King: …Mr. Mysterio is up?
Cole: And Aksel doesn’t know it!
The referee is glancing back and forth at both of them, and backing to a corner of his own in fear that he may get hurt from either one of these two. Aksel senses that Mr. Mysterio is back to his feet after the Spear, which is one of Aksel’s finishers much like the Gargoyle Suplex…he turns to see Mr. Mysterio still glaring at him, and scowling him for a moment. Aksel charges forward and goes for a second Spear, but he’s sent into the corner! With the force that he hit the corner, he comes out holding his shoulder in a bit of pain and is caught immediately by Mr. Mysterio!
Cole: His shoulder might be separated after that!
King: Mr. Mysterio has him right where he wants him!
Mysterio lifts him onto his shoulders and takes him down with The Darkness! He holds the leg to attempt a cover, and still before even a two count, Aksel has kicked out! Mr. Mysterio gets to his feet and is pulling Aksel up as well, but he suddenly gets lifted onto his shoulders -- the crowd is still going into a frenzy, as Aksel Anarchy connects with the Death Valley Driver! He immediately falls over him. One…Mr. Mysterio rolls his shoulder from the canvas.
Cole: Both men are still out before two!
King: I can’t believe this. What do they have to do?
He motions that he’s not going to mess around anymore as he gets up to his feet and stalks Mr. Mysterio a moment…as soon as Mr. Mysterio gets to his feet, Aksel connects with a stiff kick to the midsection! He lifts Mr. Mysterio up with an amazing feat of strength, going for the Dominator -- Mr. Mysterio is able to slide off of the arms of Aksel Anarchy, though, and both of them turn to face each other as they’re both up…Mr. Mysterio charges at him and takes him over the top rope! Both men go over the top rope and land back on their feet outside of the ring.
King: And they’re taken to the outside by Mr. Mysterio!
Cole: They better hurry up and get back in that ring, these fans want to see a winner!
Aksel has stumbled a little as Mr. Mysterio is still advancing at him. Aksel now lifts Mr. Mysterio over his shoulders for a shoulder back toss into the crowd! Security was quick to get the fans out of the way, as Aksel climbs over the barricade and follows him. Mr. Mysterio is getting to his feet, and is met with a hard right hand from Aksel Anarchy! Both of them are fighting their way up the crowd throwing vicious rights and lefts at each other, as the referee has been counting. He’s up to the count of seven. Eight! Neither man notice and just keep going further into the crowd. Nine! Security follows them as they’re taking the crowd to the top of the crowd… TEN!
Cole: This is how this ends, apparently…
King: I think this is far from over. They’re continuing their fighting outside!
Overall Decision: DRAW due to Double Count-Out!
*The cameras indeed continue to follow the two outside of the arena moments later though, as they take the fighting backstage! Mr. Mysterio was tossed into a merchandise stand as Aksel rushes forward grabbing one of the shirts and wrapping it around his neck to start choking him before taking him over with a snap mare! Mr. Mysterio rolls through, and is holding his throat as he tosses the shirt to the ground…they come to some double-doors where he stops, and Aksel comes charging but Mysterio sidesteps and tosses him with a full amount of force into the door and forcing them open as Anarchy falls to the ground in the parking lot. Mr. Mysterio picks up a garbage can that’s just outside and aims to hit Aksel over the head with it but security rushes onto the scene as Aksel is also looking to continue this fight -- they hold the two apart, as some security grab the garbage can. We go back out to the arena with Cole and King.*
Cole: That got pretty intense, but it seems that security finally got control over that.
King: I say we let them go…
*Cole meanwhile begins nodding his head gradually in recognition as he currently seems to be receiving a message via his headseat that's being relayed from elsewhere backstage...*
Cole: King, I am receiving word that Mikkel Seifer has just booked Aksel Anarchy to once again take on Mr. Mysterio at Supremacy later this month…in a Texas Death Match. For those of you who do not know, there are absolutely no rules in this match! The way to win is by pinning your opponent for a three count, and your opponent unable to get to his feet by the count of ten.
King: So we let them go at it! YES!
*We then cut directly backstage where Mikkel Seifer is seen on a phone call from the landline. He’s leaning back in his chair, and his feet are up on his desk as he’s talking on the phone… He’s the only one in the office at the moment due to the fact that Aksel Anarchy had to go out to prepare for his match…suddenly, the door bursts open, and a few security guards can be seen laid out as Reeshi is walking into the office. The Executive Director pays little attention as he continues to talk on the phone -- until Reeshi suddenly hit’s the button on the phone to hang it up. A few seconds of silence pass before Mikkel brings his feet down to the ground and places both of his hands at the edge of his desk before standing up, and staring Reeshi directly in the eyes.*
: Can I help you?
*He says this with obvious irritation because of Reeshi hanging the phone up on him.*
: I want, no, I DEMAND a rightful rematch for my X*Crown Championship.
: Except that Steve Awesome...beat you. He beat you at your own game so to speak in a Last Man Standing match last month. That was your rematch clause! So I am inclined to refuse your request.
*Reeshi furiously pounds his fist down onto the desk, and Mikkel Seifer continues to stare him down not looking intimidated in the least.*
: But you know what, I will do something for you, though. I will give you the chance to earn your shot to become the next number one contender for the X*Crown Championship. Next week...you're going to face none other than, Primal. The winner will in turn advance on to face Steve Awesome at Supremacy for the gold. Now, get out of my office.
*A twisted grin comes to the face of Reeshi, though he's still not entirely pleased since he was not granted the rematch that he requested...instead, he would have to earn it the old fashioned way this time around. The scene goes back out to the arena as the camera shifts to ringside for the next scheduled matchup here tonight in Albuquerque.*
*"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit starts to blast on the dark ring area. Suddenly, as the lights fall on the entranceway, out from the curtain comes....a stage hand? He shrugs at the audience, then, with a flashlight in hand starts looking around the entranceway, finally he comes to a man in a suit facing away from everyone, appearing to urinate. The stagehand shines his flashlight on him and the man squintily looks at him, holds up a finger telling the stagehand to wait a second. Then as he finishes what he was doing, he takes a swig out of a bottle of beer, zips up, and spins around, almost falling over. Yes folks, it's Randy Angel. The lights come up as he saunters down to the ring, having to be held up several times by the stagehand. Randy then rolls into the ring and decides not to get up until he has to.*
Cole: Is he even fit to compete?
King: He’ll get up.
The lights flicker and fade out as black lights pulse to the beat of "10000 Watts of Artificial Pleasure" by Dope Stars Inc. Smoke lines the entryway as a figure steps from behind the curtains and into the middle of the smoke. The crowd cheers as they see who it is: XHF's psycho Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. He has a smile on his face as he pumps his fist in the air, walking through the smoke. He walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of some of his fans as he darts to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes. He then bounces off the ropes a couple of times and turns toward the entrance, ready for action.
Cole: And here’s our reigning Chaotic Champion! This is his fifth title defense!
King: Absolutely remarkable.
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Chaotic Championship Match
Randy Angel vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
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Chaotic Championship Match
Randy Angel vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
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The bell sounds and Randy Angel is still laying down in the ring, drunk… Crazy Boy asks the referee if he’s serious that this is his opponent, and he just nods to Crazy Boy. Moments later, Randy Angel finally gets up and stumbles forward to try and grapple up with Crazy Boy, just for Crazy Boy to take the advantage early on by slamming Randy’s head onto the turnbuckle! Dizzy, Randy stands there for a moment until he’s dropped down with a neck breaker from Crazy Boy.
Cole: The Chaotic Champion seems to be making Randy Angel look pretty bad in that ring, like he did to Nelly.
King: No doubt about that, I do believe he has this match won. But what’s he going to do about Decoy at Supremacy?
Crazy Boy quickly gets up to his feet and pulls Randy up to his feet as well starting to connect with a couple knife edge chops that battle Randy back into the corner…every time he tries to get out of the corner, another knife edge chop is sent to force him back in. Suddenly, Crazy Boy grabs his arm and sends him across the ring and follows in with a diving body splash!
Cole: And Crazy Boy in complete control!
King: The referee should probably throw this one out before Randy is puking blood.
Crazy Boy walks back a little and taunts for Randy to come closer as he’s stumbling out of the corner, and suddenly lifted onto his shoulders. Crazy Boy starts spinning him around, until he gets too close to the ropes and Randy is able to grab the ropes and pull himself towards it -- he leans over the ropes and can be seen vomiting as the Chaotic Champion takes a step back kind of sickened by the in-ring “tactics” of Randy Angel.
Cole: Gosh…he’s vomiting!
King: You’re one to talk…
Cole: Hey! Shut up!
Randy turns while wiping his mouth with his arm to get any vomit residue, and Crazy Boy stares at him like he’s crazy, and very disgusted. He starts telling the referee to use the towel that checks for blood to clean up the vomit. He does so and Randy thanks him before moving back towards Crazy Boy -- Crazy Boy is still disgusted and this costs him as Randy gets him into a headlock, but it quickly turns into his patented Big Brother Headlock! Crazy Boy is trying desperately to push Randy off of him, but he has the headlock locked in.
Cole: Randy seems to be in control after the vomiting disgusted our Chaotic Champion.
King: I wouldn’t want to touch Randy after that if I was in the ring.
It takes Crazy Boy a few seconds but he finally lifts Randy Angel for a backdrop! Crazy Boy takes this second that he has to roll outside of the ring and retrieve the steel chair from the timekeeper, since he doesn’t want to be in the ring much longer with Randy. He slides into the ring with the chair when someone in the audience can be seen jumping over the barricade, wearing a black ski mask, and getting into the ring! He takes the chair from Crazy Boy which forces the Chaotic Champion to turn to him and he absolutely knocks Crazy Boy out in the center of the ring! The referee sees blood seeping from the forehead of Crazy Boy as he’s unconscious.
King: What?! He’s busted open!
Cole: I think that’s the first time I’ve seen Crazy Boy get busted open since winning that belt!
Randy Angel looks on in confusion, and crawls over to try and make the cover thinking that the man in the ski mask is here to help him…however, he lifts Randy Angel up, and takes a step back before denting the chair over the head of Randy Angel!
Randy is unconscious but doesn’t appear to be bleeding, leaving us to believe that he hit Crazy Boy that much harder…the man finally takes off his ski mask revealing himself to be--Decoy!
Cole: Decoy leaving his mark!
King: He doesn’t want Randy Angel to take it, but I think that when Supremacy rolls around -- he’s taking it himself.
The number one contender for the Chaotic Championship pulls something from his pocket which appears to be a razorblade, as he kneels over Randy Angel and makes a small slit on his forehead to let blood start coming out of his open wound. He then grabs Crazy Boy by the arm and pulls him over Randy Angel as the referee has no choice but to count. While the referee is counting, Decoy drops down and shouts almost right in the face of Crazy Boy: “I can take your title when I want! I’m taking it at Supremacy!”
Cole: Look at Decoy shouting at Crazy Boy. He wants that belt.
King: That’s an understatement.
One… Two… Three!
Winner and STILL XHF Chaotic Champion: Tyrone “Crazy Boy” Smith!
Members of the emergency medical team can be seen rushing down to the ring to check on both Randy Angel and the Chaotic Champion, as Decoy goes outside of the ring and tells the timekeeper to hand him the Chaotic Championship…Decoy is given the belt with no hesitation from the timekeeper, and he walks around the other side of the ring with the belt in hand leaving up the stage to prepare for his own match -- which was up next.
Cole: Wait a minute…he’s not the champion.
King: He has the belt.
Cole: But he’s not the champion!
King: Tell that to him.
*The lights in the arena now dim and then turn blood red following the final commercial break of the evening. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He removes the cape as the chorus rings out and reveals his bare torso and his attire, a belt with a red loincloth-like panel in front and back and black ones on each side. Underneath he has short blood colored tights. He tosses the mask and cape away and just stands there breathing heavily and staring at the crowd demonically waiting for the match to start.*
King: I don’t want to be Angel or Tara tonight…Primal is pissed after losing to Kanyon.
Cole: You know, Enmity shares a locker room and that means that Angel and MGK have both probably seen Tara naked.
King: I want to be Angel! Tonight!
*Slow square dance tune comes over the speakers as Decoy steps out holding a black, New York Yankees baseball cap in his hands and is wearing the new, silver and white, open, Toronto Blue Jays jersey. He spins around moving out onto the top of the stage as though almost square dancing with himself. The music picks up and Decoy puts the hat on backwards. He nods his head to the music (Square Dance by Eminem) and folds his arms over his chest, trying to look cool as he walks out down the ramp and into the ring.*
Cole: Here’s the number one contender for the Chaotic Championship, aiming to keep his momentum rolling…but he does have his work cut out for him.
King: I don’t know, with how much of a roll Decoy has been on…and with how angry Primal is, I think they can topple this team.
*The lights immediately go out as the recognized voice of Edsel Dope can be heard screaming through the PA system. Blue and red strobes begin to go through the entire arena as the words appear on the Xtreme-tron formed by a trail of blood that’s falling from the top of the screen: “Saviors XHF”.
“Break it down like you know it's loaded,
I got it cocked and loaded,
I got a sickness to feed!
So break it down like you're undevoted,
Don't need a fucking motive,
I hope you're ready to bleed!”
Both Angel and Tara Fenix emerge from behind the curtains, one after the other, as they take a quick look around the crowd just to receive boos from every single person in the audience. This doesn’t phase the two members of Enmity, as they start to walk down the ramp and Angel stops to do this “Jesus” pose, while Tara also holds her arm up in the air showing the devil horns hand symbol as a wall of fire erupts behind both of them. As soon as the flames diminish, both of them continue and make their way towards the same steel steps…Tara is the first one up, as she spins on the apron before hooking both arms around the top rope and looking out at the crowd. While she’s doing that, Angel runs up the steps and goes into the ring with Tara shortly following him. As she’s giving her entrance equipment to one of the crew members at ringside, Angel jumps to the second turnbuckle at one corner and flips the crowd off. Tara leaps to the second rope at one side, balancing herself carefully as she shakes her head at the crowd and mouths a few slurs at them. Angel comes off the turnbuckle, and Tara comes off the rope, as they talk to each other a moment to make sure they have a good game plan before the match starts.*
King: Do you think he’s really seen her naked?
Cole: I don’t know. I sit here at every show, I never get to see what goes on backstage!
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Tag Team Match
Primal & Decoy vs. Enmity (Tara Fenix & Angel)
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Tag Team Match
Primal & Decoy vs. Enmity (Tara Fenix & Angel)
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Before the bell sounds, both teams seem to be trying to discuss strategy with one another…it has already been decided in the corner of Enmity that Angel would start things off, and the answer came from the unexpected team of Decoy and Primal by Primal charging out of his corner and blindsiding Angel!
Cole: Primal takes a cheap shot at Angel to take an early advantage of this match.
King: That was cheating!
Tara tries to protect her partner by taking a few shots at Primal, but the referee prevents her from doing so as Primal pulls Angel back towards the center of the ring…at the middle of the ring, Angel is able to stand straight up and deliver a swift right hand to his jaw! Primal stands his ground, though, and fires back with a shot of his own that forces Angel to stumble back against the ropes before being sent off the ropes by Primal! Angel comes back at him with a flying cross body, but Primal is able to catch him and maneuvers him a little before taking him down with a sidewalk slam. He keeps his arm over Angel to go for a quick cover, and a kick-out before the count of two.
Cole: And a quick kick out.
King: How could he expect him to be done this early?
Primal is getting up to his feet and pulling Angel up to his feet, too, but Angel lifts Primal up a little and hit’s a Manhattan Drop! Angel gets to his feet and rushes to the ropes, while Primal is stunned, and he comes back to take him down with a spinning heel kick! Angel quickly gets back to his feet following the move, while Primal is slower getting up…he turns to deliver a quick cheap shot straight to Decoy! He quickly grabs Primal by the head and rushes him over to the corner of Enmity. Back at the corner of Decoy and Primal, Decoy has tried to get into the ring, frustrated by the shot that he received from Angel, but the referee was there to stop him!
King: Decoy doing a little more damage than actual good for his partner.
Cole: He took some offense to the shot that Angel took at him!
Enmity pulls an illegal switcheroo as Tara gets into the ring and Angel slaps his hands together to act as if there was a tag while he gets out onto the apron. Tara begins to deliver some hard middle kicks into the sternum of Primal. After several kicks she appears to be walking away, and Angel leans Primal over the top rope staring to choke him! The referee turns around just as Angel lets go, and Tara does a jumping spinning back kick forcing Primal to sit down at the corner. She now goes over to Primal and puts her foot to his neck, and pulling herself to the ropes as tight as she can while she chokes the life right out of him. The referee goes over and counts to four before she lets go.
King: She looks so hot when she’s getting down and dirty like that.
Cole: The referee telling her she has to break the hold, though.
A quick tag from Tara brings Angel back into the ring, and she gets out onto the apron while Angel starts to deliver some swift kicks to the downed Primal. Angel finally pulls Primal up to his feet with a front headlock applied and landing a swinging neck breaker! Primal is trying to get to his feet quickly, but as soon as he sits up, Angel has already gotten up and dropped back down with a dropkick to the middle of his back!
Cole: Primal needs to desperately make the tag. Enmity has singled him out!
King: A cohesive unit, Cole. Primal and Decoy don’t even trust each other!
Primal tries to get to his feet with one arm on his back in a little bit of pain, but Angel meets him as soon as he gets to his feet -- Primal is able to push Angel away for a moment, but Angel snaps back with a super kick to send him back into one of the empty corners. He advances forward and grabs Primal by the arm to send him across the ring to the opposite corner! He charges in to go for a diving body splash, but Primal is able to lift his boot to send Angel back a couple steps highly dazed by how hard of a shot he just received…he walks back towards the center of the ring with his back to Primal and finally turns to face him.
Cole: We’re seeing some life out of Primal! He’s coming back!
King: He may do it!
Primal explodes out of his corner for a clothesline but Angel narrowly dodges it and hit’s the ropes to gain a little bit of momentum, while Primal turns to face him…Angel leaps into the air and takes him down with a flying clothesline! Both men are on the canvas, but Angel not being as hurt is able to crawl towards his own corner where Tara is pleading for the tag. Primal sees them going for the tag and decides it’s best to go for a tag of his own and starts inching his way towards Decoy…Angel makes the tag first!
King: Tara’s back in the ring!
Cole: But it’s too late -- Decoy is in!
On the opposite side of the ring, Decoy is brought into the ring full of fire as he and Tara meet near the center of the ring but with one swift right hand, he sends her down to the canvas! Angel is getting up to his feet and tries to assist with stopping the momentum of Decoy dry, but he ducks under an oncoming clothesline and hooks both of Angel’s arms. Tara gets to her feet, still full of fire herself…Decoy turns Angel around and showboats a little as he’s prepared to drop him with The Wall! But when he faces the center of the ring he is met with the Fenixide Kick!
King: Consider this match over, Cole.
Cole: She completely caught him off guard with the move she uses in honor of Doc!
Angel falls to the canvas saved from one of the signature moves of Decoy, and Primal is laying on the apron of his corner still recovering. Tara makes a quick cover over Decoy: One… Two… Th--Kick-out!
King: How?!
Cole: He’s still in this one, after kicking out from a Fenixide Kick!
Tara seems a little shocked by Decoy being able to kick out, but she doesn’t waste any time as she quickly grabs one of his arms and moves to try and put him into a Triangle Hold…Decoy is able to squirm his way out before Tara can even get the hold close to being applied, but Tara advances to him and delivers a quick elbow to the head of Decoy but then grabs him by the head to drag him back near the center of the ring as he was getting too close to his own corner. Tara has him in the center of the ring before taking him over with a headlock takedown and keeping the headlock applied as both of them are on the canvas.
Cole: Decoy now needs to make the tag, but Tara is doing a good job at keeping him from getting there.
King: I wouldn’t be surprised if Decoy would tap out right here.
Decoy uses his strength to force Tara to let go of the headlock, and kips up to his feet! He dives at Primal to try and get him into the ring after he has had some time to recover, but Tara catches him by the ankle! She’s unable to pull him back to her own corner, but is preventing him from being able to make the tag…suddenly, Angel gets into the ring and the referee moves over to get him back out onto the apron. Decoy has gotten himself free and leaps forward again making the tag to a very pissed off Primal, as he gets in the ring. Angel gets back out onto the apron, as Tara gets to her feet, and he connects with a hard right hand to send her back down to the canvas but then the referee turns to force him out of the ring.
Cole: Decoy made the tag! Primal is the legal man!
King: I didn’t see it. What happened?
The entire crowd seems displeased by the fact that the referee didn’t see the tag, and Tara gets up holding her jaw as she starts to stomp on Decoy before pulling him back to the center of the ring. She brings him to his feet to bring her to his own corner, as Primal finally gets onto his own apron so the referee may keep his eye on the “legal” competitors. The referee turns just in time to see Angel receive the tag, as he pulls Decoy to his feet and immediately drops him down with a Double-arm DDT! He rolls him over and hooks the leg. One… Two… Thr--Decoy rolls his shoulder off of the canvas.
Cole: Enmity knows they need to end this before Primal has a chance to get back in that ring.
King: They’re wearing Decoy down, which is just great strategy…if Primal does get in that ring, it’ll be a two-on-one.
Angel shakes his head a little bit, but pulls Decoy to his feet as he is also getting to his own feet, before sending Decoy over with a snap mare near the center of the ring, setup perfectly…Angel gets to his feet and runs to the ropes to springboard off of them and land the Lionsault! He hooks the leg. One… Two… Th--Primal breaks up the fall!
Cole: Primal saves this one for his team!
King: Can’t the referee do his job?!
Angel, while holding the back of his head points to the corner for Primal and Decoy and tells the referee to do his job by keeping Primal out of the ring. Angel gets to his feet while still holding the back of his head and lets Decoy get up with his own power, but grabs him before he has a chance to make a break for his own corner -- being tossed into the Enmity corner, the referee turns around to see Angel kicking him in the midsection. He looks back at the referee to see him watching, and makes the tag to Tara.
Cole: These quick tags have been working for Enmity the majority of this match.
King: This is what makes them the Saviors that they have proclaimed to be!
She grabs the head of Decoy and has him held as if she were going for a ¾ neck breaker -- but she runs up against the ropes and lands her patented Siren move that has finished off so many before. She covers him and Primal instantly gets into the ring! One…Primal sprinting at them. Two…Primal close enough, and as the referee is bringing his arm down for three, he breaks up the cover! Before the referee can catch him, he has a lot of fire as he charges at the ropes aiming to take Angel off…
King: He’s not legal! Get him out!
Cole: He’s filled with rage, and he’s going straight for Angel!
Angel pulls the ropes down to force Primal to fall over the top rope.
King: There we go!
Cole: And his own momentum went against him there!
Meanwhile, inside of the ring, Tara was stalking Decoy knowing he wouldn’t stay down for a three anymore…when he turns to face her, she hooks both arms and leaps into the air, spinning him around. At the same moment, Angel has leaped to the top rope and springboards off -- Decoy is taken down face first to the canvas with an incredible amount of force while they hit their double team move of Motive! Tara’s Fenix Wings #2, and Angel’s Heaven’s Fury!
King: Motive!
Cole: These two have come together great, as their first tag-team match!
King: There’s no way Decoy can get out of this one.
The referee is distracted by Angel for a brief moment before he rolls out of the ring to meet with Primal, and prevent him from being able to get in the ring. Tara rolls Decoy over and hooks the leg. One… Two… Three!
Winners via Pinfall: Angel and Tara Fenix, aka ENMITY!
*Angel slides into the ring afterward as Tara gets to her knees with her arm raised in the air by the referee. The referee uses his other arm to grab the arm of Angel, and hold both arms in the air as the winner -- suddenly, “Atomic Garden” by Bad Religion comes over the PA system and Megan Kane is coming out onto the stage. She looks down the ring at Tara, her opponent for Supremacy, and claps her hand a little at the impressive match she just had. The former XHF World Champion looks frustrated by the presence of Megan Kane, and both members of Enmity lean against the top rope closest to the entrance ramp…they share a few words with each other.*
King: I have to tell you, Cole: I cannot wait for Megan and Tara to get into that ring! It is going to be a huge match!
Cole: No doubt about it, King, but it seems that Megan is trying to get under the skin of Tara early on.
King: Under her clothes is more like it.
Cole: Well, this has been another great edition of Gastro! Be sure to join Joey Hawke and William Spencer this Monday for Pyro! See you all then!
*The show then draws to a close showing a final image of Enmity staring a hole right through Megan Kane, as she just applauds both of them. *