Post by Timeless on Jan 22, 2021 18:29:51 GMT -5
[We see a scope target. The shot pans out a bit and we are looking down on a gunman in the long grass, a sniper. The shots pans out some more and we see Timeless standing over the sniper, a look of disgust on his handsome face and he turns his back on the sniper and walks off shaking his head.]
Timeless : I don’t need to shoot a mutha fucka but I will shoot ON THEM.
Here we are. It’s New Years Eve. We close out the show in the grandest of fashions. Timeless in the spotlight. Right where he belongs. Standing over a fallen Dylan Black and Eric Dane. Holding both belts in the air. Its an omen.
We move to Battle for Hegemony. All the momentum. Top quality promo’s submitted.
The Timey’s.
Pec-Pop
[Timeless pauses, reaches out and Roxylishus comes into shot, handing him a can of the hottest soft drink on the market. He cracks it open and necks a long skull.]
The XHF Network. ‘Nah, we’ll go with the sniper.’
[Timeless groans. A look on his face of complete contempt.]
Roxylishus : Forget that rubbish. We got more important things to worry about.
Timeless : THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT!
[Timeless glares at her then at the camera.]
This was my time! Mine! Cocksuckers wanna get stabbed and miraculously fight thru it and have all the time in the world to submit their stuff but can’t until the last god damn minute?
Way to go.
[Timeless gives a very non hearty yah fist pump.]
Roxylishus : At least the other kid who tried sniping went down too.
Timeless : (raging, no mocking here) When you wait for the last and second last day to submit and go down to the deeper sniper. Ouch.
Roxylishus : Maybe we should work on some joint on show segments with all the ‘in crowd’ on some of these shows in the future?
Timeless : I don’t see us going into them shows for the foreseeable future.
Canada is paying us the big bucks. Three strikes and them nitwits are out.
Roxylishus : Three?
Timeless : Yeah. THREE!!!!
The rumble.
Tapping to the Librarian.
Now this sniper garbage.
Fool me once, shame on you. Twice, shame on me. Three times? May as well drive the cheating bimbo to her lovers and pick her up.
Roxylishus : Huh? What?
Timeless : Not you. Just an analogy.
Anyway. What is it they say. Humble in victory, gracious in defeat.
(totally not sincere) All the best to the victors. Wish you all well.
Roxylishus : Wow. Sore loser much? So hostile.
Timeless : When they fight the good fight for you and snipe you to help you and you are not appreciative. Some people.
[Crotch chop by Timeless as we fade.]
Timeless : I don’t need to shoot a mutha fucka but I will shoot ON THEM.
Here we are. It’s New Years Eve. We close out the show in the grandest of fashions. Timeless in the spotlight. Right where he belongs. Standing over a fallen Dylan Black and Eric Dane. Holding both belts in the air. Its an omen.
We move to Battle for Hegemony. All the momentum. Top quality promo’s submitted.
The Timey’s.
Pec-Pop
[Timeless pauses, reaches out and Roxylishus comes into shot, handing him a can of the hottest soft drink on the market. He cracks it open and necks a long skull.]
The XHF Network. ‘Nah, we’ll go with the sniper.’
[Timeless groans. A look on his face of complete contempt.]
Roxylishus : Forget that rubbish. We got more important things to worry about.
Timeless : THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT!
[Timeless glares at her then at the camera.]
This was my time! Mine! Cocksuckers wanna get stabbed and miraculously fight thru it and have all the time in the world to submit their stuff but can’t until the last god damn minute?
Way to go.
[Timeless gives a very non hearty yah fist pump.]
Roxylishus : At least the other kid who tried sniping went down too.
Timeless : (raging, no mocking here) When you wait for the last and second last day to submit and go down to the deeper sniper. Ouch.
Roxylishus : Maybe we should work on some joint on show segments with all the ‘in crowd’ on some of these shows in the future?
Timeless : I don’t see us going into them shows for the foreseeable future.
Canada is paying us the big bucks. Three strikes and them nitwits are out.
Roxylishus : Three?
Timeless : Yeah. THREE!!!!
The rumble.
Tapping to the Librarian.
Now this sniper garbage.
Fool me once, shame on you. Twice, shame on me. Three times? May as well drive the cheating bimbo to her lovers and pick her up.
Roxylishus : Huh? What?
Timeless : Not you. Just an analogy.
Anyway. What is it they say. Humble in victory, gracious in defeat.
(totally not sincere) All the best to the victors. Wish you all well.
Roxylishus : Wow. Sore loser much? So hostile.
Timeless : When they fight the good fight for you and snipe you to help you and you are not appreciative. Some people.
[Crotch chop by Timeless as we fade.]
