Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Oct 16, 2009 15:50:23 GMT -5
Gastro
(Live In Primetime from Lawlor Events Center in Reno, Nevada, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from Lawlor Events Center in Reno, Nevada, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following the previous video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd of more than 11,500 XHF fans in Reno, with the usual Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
The lights don’t flicker or anything, just a few green strobes of light start to go throughout the arena while “Re-Education (Through Labor)” by Rise Against starts to play over the PA system. Anarchy comes out, dressed in jeans and a short-sleeve shirt, a red bandana, and sunglasses hide his eyes. His arms are to his side, and about halfway down the ramp he lifts one arm up to rub his beard and stare out at the crowd for a moment until he finally gets to the ring - standing at the end of the ramp, he sprints really fast to slide underneath the ring. He removes the sunglasses and bandana, handing them to a person at ringside, before stretching a little and preparing for his match.
Cole: And here's Aksel Anarchy, just coming off a win over Decoy. He could be looking to increase that streak!
King: He could, but he's facing a newcomer...we don't know what Nitro Pheonix is capable of.
The Arena goes dark, the crowd drops silent as blue strobe lighting flickers in and out, showing just enough of the rampway. 'Praise' by Sevendust hits the loudspeaker and smoke fills the stage. The fans erupt in a chrous of cheers as Nitro Pheonix steps from the smoke into the flickering lights. Nitro Pheonix makes his way down the ramp with a cocky walk and a smirk on his face. He climbs into the ring, pacing around the ring a few times as he soaks in the atmosphere. Nitro Pheonix then mounts all four tunbuckles, each time using his famous crucifix taunt. As he jumps down from the final turnbuckle the strobes stop flickering, and the lights return to normal.
Cole: And here's the newest member of the XHF roster! Looking to make a huge impact in his first match!
King: He looks as ready as ever for this.
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Singles Match
Aksel Anarchy vs. "The Real Deal" Nitro Pheonix
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Singles Match
Aksel Anarchy vs. "The Real Deal" Nitro Pheonix
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At the sound of the bell, both Aksel Anarchy and Nitro Pheonix make their way towards the center of the ring and get face to face…Nitro trying to make an impact in his first match in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, while Aksel is telling him that it’s not going to happen tonight. After a few seconds of them badmouthing each other, Aksel shoves him back towards the ropes! Nitro bounces off the ropes and comes back to charge at Aksel…
King: They shared a few words, but Aksel showed him a taste of his power with that hard push.
Cole: Nitro is starting to go fast paced!
Aksel lifts his arm to try and take him down with a powerful clothesline but Nitro ducks underneath it and comes off the other ropes. Aksel turns to face him on his way back, and is met with a flying forearm! But he somehow manages to stay to his feet, as Nitro quickly rolls over to get back up to his feet and runs back at Aksel to hit him with a running dropkick! This sends him back to the ropes, as Nitro again quickly gets up to his feet and sends him across the ring with an Irish whip…he charges after him, and ducks underneath the oncoming clothesline that Aksel tries to use to get the momentum back to his side, but both competitors rush to the opposite ropes…
King: He’s looking to take him down!
Cole: This could be a rough collision!
They come back towards each other in the center of the ring, and Aksel hits him with one of the hardest spears that he could ever do! Nitro holds his ribs in a lot of pain while Aksel lays him flat on his back and hooks the leg. One… Two… Three!
King: Just like that…
Cole: Just like that…
Winner via Pin fall: Aksel Anarchy!
*We then cut to backstage in the arena parking lot. Music comes blasting, as a blue 1999 Chevy Corvette Sting Ray pulls in the parking lot. He sits parked for a few minutes, the car shakes as if someone is playing the drums inside. Out emerges none other than XHF legend Death Trap, as music is still blasting and the car is still running. He adjusts his hat and walks to the building entrance. Looking for the guy to park his car, he stands there and sees no one. As he heads back to the car, a white minivan comes speeding down the tunnel. Death Trap looks at his car, looks at the white minivan. Then looks at his car.... the white minivan slams into Death Trap's Chevy Corvette. He pushes the car for about 15 feet, it ends up getting sandwiched between the minivan and the concrete wall. The glasses fall off his face, as Harold Campbell emerges from the minivan unscathed. DT doesn't do anything, he just twitches. Harold shuts his door but it falls off, he walks to the back with his keys in hand. Pushes the button and the backdoor lifts up. He pulls out all of his luggage, proceeds to pull the very squeaky luggage with him. He stops.... looks at Death Trap.*
: Ah.... there you are. Please... uh.... try not to scratch it up. Thanks.
: ......
*Harold tosses the keys at Death Trap. They hit him in the face and he continues to pull his squeaky baggage into the building. Death Trap stands there, just showing no sign of life. We then fade briefly to commercial.*
*"Threshold" by Hammerfall now begins to play as we return live from the break. Mr. Mysterio finally comes from behind the curtain. You can just feel the evil in the air as pyros goes off. He then begins to walk towards the ring. The fans are booing him. The camera pans out in the crowd and you can tell that the crowd is afraid of Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio steps upon the apron and he just steps over the top rope. He goes to his corner and awaits for the match to start.*
*"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred now hits the PA system as the infamous Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain to a chorus of crowd pops moments later. He points to his abs, then to his waist where the shiny No Mercy Championship belt itself proudly rests at. You can hear him saying "I'm buff and I'm the stuff!" as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle, stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!". He eventually jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it and points to his abs and the crowd says "Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so!" He jumps down and hands the ref his title belt as he gets ready now for his match to ensue.*
King: Sexy Jason and Mr. Mysterio, an odd combo, but it just might work.
Cole: In this crazy match? I don't think anything will work.
*The lights in the arena dim and then turn blood red. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He removes the cape as the chorus rings out and reveals his bare torso and his attire, a belt with a red loincloth-like panel in front and back and black ones on each side. Underneath he has short blood colored tights. He tosses the mask and cape away and just stands there breathing heavily and staring at the crowd demonically waiting for the match to start.*
*The arena turns to black and guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the drum begins to join the guitar in the sounds. Flashes of light decorate the stage area as David Draiman's voice lets out a soft "can you feel that..." The crowd rushes to their feet looking to get their snapshot of the XHF legend about to walk through the curtain. Three large pyros go off at the top of the stage to the beat of Draiman's "ooh ah ah ah" The song immediately jumps to it's chorus as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed deafens the crowd and is it does Reeshi steps through the smoke and pyro to a loud chorus of boos and flashing lights. He stands atop the entrance way soaking in the feedback from the XHF faithful and walks slowly, yet with a purpose towards the ring. He walks around to the ring, eying up each corner, claiming it as his own before he uses the steps at the front of the entrance to climb onto the apron. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, walking towards the middle of the ring and raising his fist in the air. The boo's and chants grow louder once again, sparking a snarl-like smile from Reeshi.*
Cole: Reeshi and Primal do not like each other, that is a fact.
King: This can only be bad.
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Tornado Tag Team Cage Match
-Both Reeshi and Primal will be chained together throughout the match and the chain itself is 100% legal for in-ring use.
-Pins, Submissions, and Knockouts will NOT effectively end the match in this case, as the match can only end via both teammates having both their feet touch the floor outside the Cage.
-An electric pulse will automatically run through the entire cage structure precisely every 5 minutes, and thus an escape must be attempted at the right periods of time in between or else you will be electrocuted upon touching the cage door.
Mr. Mysterio & "The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. Primal & "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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Tornado Tag Team Cage Match
-Both Reeshi and Primal will be chained together throughout the match and the chain itself is 100% legal for in-ring use.
-Pins, Submissions, and Knockouts will NOT effectively end the match in this case, as the match can only end via both teammates having both their feet touch the floor outside the Cage.
-An electric pulse will automatically run through the entire cage structure precisely every 5 minutes, and thus an escape must be attempted at the right periods of time in between or else you will be electrocuted upon touching the cage door.
Mr. Mysterio & "The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason vs. Primal & "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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The cage lowers into place and some technicians hook up cables to the metal bars at the bottom. The ref inside tethers Primal to Reeshi with one chain and Mysterio to Jason with the other. The technicians outside start up a generator for the electric charge and the ref rings the bell.
King: This is nuts and intense!
Cole: Yeah.
Primal and Reeshi look at each other with spite and tug on the chain between them. Mysterio and Jason charge at the two and knock them both down with clotheslines. Jason and Mysterio stomp the two for a few seconds, then both run for the door. Primal and Reeshi get to there feet as Jason opens the cage door and exits. He runs out and stops at the steps, tugging to get out. But he looks back to see Mysterio with a chain around his neck! Reeshi has the chain wrapped around his neck as Primal hits in some good body shots. They pull Mysterio back and Jason gets back into the ring to save his partner. He dropkicks Primal in the knee to take him down, but Reeshi takes the opening to kick Jason in the back of the head. He falls on top of Jason and starts punching away at him. Mysterio gets up and knees Primal in the head. He then takes some slack on his chain and whips Reeshi across the back! Reeshi gets up holding his back in pain. He turns and Mysterio whips him again across the ribs. He goes for another, but Reeshi grabs the chain and punches Mysterio in the face. Primal and Jason exchange blows on the floor. Reeshi grabs Mysterio by the head and throws him into the side of the cage, tugging Jason away from Primal as he does. Reeshi grinds Mysterio's face into the cage wall. Suddenly a buzzer goes off! The generator heats up and Reeshi steps back. The cage lights up with sparks as a surge of energy goes through the cage shocking Mr. Mysterio! Not only that, but the electricity flows through the chain and Jason shakes violently as well!
Cole: The metal from the chain is causing Jason to feel the power too!
King: Anyone who knows science should know that was going to happen.
Primal and Reeshi stand and smirk. Then they see each other and get angry again. They start stomping away on the two. Reeshi lifts up Mysterio and scoop slams him. Primal lifts up Jason and scoop slams him as well. Reeshi shakes his head and pulls Mysterio up and lifts him on his shoulders, then hits a snack eyes in the corner. Primal grabs Jason and does the same in the same corner. Reeshi shoves Mysterio chest first into the ropes and whips him across the back with the chain. Primal does the same to Jason. Reeshi climbs the turnbuckle and jumps down onto the back of Mysterio with an axe handle to the back! Primal climbs the turnbuckle to do the same, but as he does, Reeshi hip tosses Mysterio into the middle of the ring, and the tug on the chain causes Primal to lose balance and crotch on the ropes! Reeshi shrugs as Primal looks at him with pain and anger.
King: That one-ups-manship stopped when Reeshi didn't realize where his partner was.
Cole: Oh, I think he knew.
King: They can't hit each other Cole.
Cole: Doesn't mean they can't get there partner in a position to get hit.
Reeshi stomps on Mysterio a bit more. Primal gets off the ropes and Jason hits him with a forearm to the face. The a European uppercut, then a headbutt. Reeshi steps over his chain and goes over to Primal to attack Jason and hits him in the back with an elbow. Mysterio grabs the chain between Reeshi's leg and lifts, hiting him below the belt. Jason then turns and sees Reeshi bent over, so he grabs him for a suplex and suplex's him over the ropes and into the cage wall! The buzzer goes off again and Jason dives away from the wall. Reeshi tries to get out of the way, but can't in time! It lights up and Reeshi and Primal get shocked for their troubles! Jason then hits Primal with a knee strike. Jason then touches the wall to make sure it's safe, then starts climbing. He tugs on his arm and looks back to see Mysterio behind him still groggy. Jason pulls on his arm to get Mysterio up. Mysterio staggers over to the wall and starts to climb. Primal staggers over to the wall and pulls Reeshi along behind him. He grabs Mysterio's leg and pulls him back. Jason gets tugged back down and lands on the top rope with his feet. He kicks at Primal, but Primal pulls Mysterio back and grabs him in a german suplex. He throws Mysterio behind him and the momentum pulls Jason off the top and landing in the middle of the ring!
King: That was some double trouble!
Primal eyes down Jason and gets ready to attack. He awaits him to stand up and looks primed and ready. Jason gets up and turns around and Primal charges and dives for the Diseased, but stops short and spins around landing on his face! At the other end of the chain, Reeshi is hanging onto the ropes, trying to get up. He sees Primal on the ground and is smiling. Jason stammers having just seen Primal charge him. But after he's stopped, Jason starts laying the boots to Primal. Mysterio gets up and attacks Primal as well. They lift Primal up and Mysterio holds him as Jason lays some shots in. Reeshi slowly walks toward them as the buzzer goes off! The cage lights up, but no one is touching it. Jason takes a few more shots on Primal before Reeshi finally hits Mysterio to let Primal go. Reeshi then turns Mysterio around and Mysterio hits him with a punch to the face. Reeshi turns back to look at Mysterio, looking pissed. Mysterio hits him again. This does nothing to settle down the big man. Reeshi gets a look of anger on his face and kicks Mysterio in the gut, then an elbow to the face. Jason charges at Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks him in the gut as well. Reeshi wraps the chain around his fist and lays a few fists into the forehead of Mysterio. Then he turns his attention to Jason. He slams Jason into the nearby turnbuckle and hits him with some forearms to the face. He then slams Mysterio into the cage wall. Reeshi then climbs the turnbuckle and starts punching Jason in the head.
King: Reeshi is on a rampage!
Cole: Yeah, this could be bad.
Primal is up and staggers to his feet, tugging Reeshi off the turnbuckle. But then Primal heads over and lays a few fists in to Mysterio. Reeshi yells at Primal to start climbing. Primal waves him off. But Reeshi won't have any of that and starts climbing anyway. He gets hits arms up on the top of the cage and tugs at Primal. Primal now unable to reach the downed Mysterio decides to start climbing. But the time gave Jason the chance to start climbing as well and he grabs Reeshi's foot. Reeshi tries to push Jason off of him, but Jason won't let go. Primal moves sideways and punches Jason in the kidney. Mysterio gets up and starts to climb as well and hits Primal from the back. Jason kicks Primal and he falls back into Mysterio and they both fall landing crotch first onto the ropes! Just then, the buzzer goes off again! Jason and Reeshi's eyes go wide, but before they can react, the cage goes off again, shocking Jason and Reeshi! The electricity causes Primal and Mysterio on the ropes to shake and make there predicament worse before they finally fall to the mat. Jason and Reeshi fall of the cage walls.
Cole: This is wrong! Just wrong!
King: I have nothing to say.
All four men are down on the floor. After almost a minute of men out on the ground, Mysterio starts to crawl toward the door. Primal follows behind. Primal gets up using the ropes for help as Mysterio keeps going for the door. Primal stomps on Mysterio and then tries to drag him back, but he's too hurt to move him far. Reeshi starts to get on his knees and grabs the other leg and helps drag Mysterio back a few inches. Reeshi lifts Mysterio and sets him up for the Coral Reesh. But Primal tugs on there chain and Reeshi lets go. Primal grabs Mysterio and sets up for the Primal Force. He goes to lift, but Reeshi tugs on the chain and he drops Mysterio. As this happens, Jason is crawling toward the cage door. Reeshi gets in Primal's face and the two men stare down face to face.
King: Don't do it! One of you will be out of the main event!
Cole: Wait! Look!
Jason crawls out the door and gets to his feet. He's tugging at Mysterio as he tries to make it to his feet. Primal and Reeshi turn to see Mysterio falling near the door. Reeshi grabs the door and closes it. As he does, the buzzer goes off and Reeshi quickly lets go. The cage lights up and Jason and Mysterio's chain is stuck between the door! It shocks both men! Jason falls to his knees outside and Primal hits Mysterio with the Disease! Reeshi opens the door and climbs out and punches Jason. Primal rolls under the ropes and gets out of the door as well!
Winners via Cage Escape: Primal and Reeshi!
Cole: Jason sacrificed his partner for the win!
King: Cold blooded!
Cole: Um...the match is over...and Reeshi and Primal are still inside.
*Reeshi having gone over and Primal under, the chain is wrapped around the ropes! Reeshi and Primal are forced to be looking at each other as they stand in front of the door. Now that the match is over, Reeshi and Primal just start going at it punching each other! Reeshi slams Primals head into the cage wall. Primal elbows Reeshi and then does the same to him with the head going into the cage wall. Security rushes the ring and tries to get the men to stop fighting and get them untangled. We then cut to commercial once again...*
*Upon returning to Gastro we open inside Harold Campbell’s locker room. We hear a sound of liquid being poured but we focus on the door. Suddenly an earthshattering … shatter … is heard. Harry walks in with his head down.*
: How many urine tests do I have to …
*He looks up and sees Death Trap standing in his room with a Gallagher style sledgehammer and all his cases of beer are being broken. Harry’s jaw just drops and he stands there much like DT did earlier when his car was crushed. DT smashes the last batch and then tosses a lit lighter into the closet where the last case of beer was emptied and now the whole of Harry’s clothing, stuff, equipment, and beer is on fire. DT walks by Harry.*
: Not a scratch at all sir …
*He laughs and tosses lightly the sledgehammer which hits Harry in the face as he still stands there gaping in disbelief. Harry falls backwards and just lies on the ground with the same look on his face as the hammer falls across his chest. DT exits laughing as we cut back out to ringside for tonight's much anticipated main event...*
A soothing southern twang of a guitar wafts through the arena speakers.
If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
I just as soon stay home
If they ain't got no Eight Mile
Like they do up in the D
Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
It would be about the same to me
It would be about the same to me
The intro then quickly transforms into the opening riff of “Heaven” by Uncle Kracker as Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews, step out from behind the black curtain to a large amount of cheers from the XHF crowd. Awesome and Matthews run from side to side at the top of the ramp, successfully hyping up the people in attendance.
Detroit city
From Aretha to Aaliyah
To Bob Segar to
Joe Louis n' his arena and now me
Paradime the mic of overachievers
Smokin sewer caps bottom feeders and parking meters
A bunch of bad dudes in the mad brew and tattoos
So think twice before you pass through
Or get clapped through whack crews get hurt
We can take you for a ride (ride)
Or take you for your shirt (shirt)
I did it in the Bronx, I did in in Queens
And you can see me do it, do it, down in New Orleans
Fat backs and greens
I'm the scene of amazement
You'll be picking all your teeth up from the fuckin pavement
Is that Kracker with a C
No Kracker with a K
Kracker mother fucker all God damn day
You could take Gratiot south, but that's a real rough route
You'll get found face down with your pockets hangin out
Steve and Jayson both stop in front of the ring, eyeing there opponents. Awesome rips his t-shirt off and tosses it in the crowd then the McM both sprint towards the ring. Awesome slides underneath the ropes on his knees and then pops back up to his feet while Jayson hops up onto the apron and flips into the ring without any effort. Both men hit opposite turnbuckles to further hype the fans.
Cole: And here's the X*Crown Champion, and Jayson Matthews. Former Tag-team Champions!
King: This match shouldn't even be taking place.
A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, X*Crown titles all over his body, walking down the ramp. Obsidian and GQ Money then come out behind him holding the rest of the belts. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines one of the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian and Money stay in the ring to wait for the match to start. The referee is strapping them together, all back to back.
Cole: This definitely isn't a good match for Kanyon Inc.
King: This is robbery! I like our Executive Director, but what he's doing to Kanyon Inc. is wrong!
Cole: What did GQ Money do as well?
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3 on 2 Handicap Tornado Elimination Match
-MCM will be allowed to bring weapons to the ring for this matchup, yet are ONLY allowed to use the weapons they themselves bring voluntarily at the start. KI meanwhile is banned from all use of weapons during the course of this contest, or else they will be disqualified as a direct result.
-In order to be eliminated from the contest you MUST be forced to be bleed beforehand, so in essence Chaotic rules are in effect throughout the entire match.
-All three KI teammates will be strapped together in a back to back to back formation by the waist at the start of the match, and between each respective pinfall elimination (which itself must also be done in a face-down position) there will be 30 second breaks in order to allow the referee ample time to remove the eliminated individuals from ringside.
Kanyon Inc. (Kanyon, GQ Money & Obsidian) vs. The Motor City Mafia (X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome & Jayson Matthews)
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3 on 2 Handicap Tornado Elimination Match
-MCM will be allowed to bring weapons to the ring for this matchup, yet are ONLY allowed to use the weapons they themselves bring voluntarily at the start. KI meanwhile is banned from all use of weapons during the course of this contest, or else they will be disqualified as a direct result.
-In order to be eliminated from the contest you MUST be forced to be bleed beforehand, so in essence Chaotic rules are in effect throughout the entire match.
-All three KI teammates will be strapped together in a back to back to back formation by the waist at the start of the match, and between each respective pinfall elimination (which itself must also be done in a face-down position) there will be 30 second breaks in order to allow the referee ample time to remove the eliminated individuals from ringside.
Kanyon Inc. (Kanyon, GQ Money & Obsidian) vs. The Motor City Mafia (X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome & Jayson Matthews)
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The bell sounds, as The Motor City Mafia look over at Kanyon Inc. as Kanyon is shouting orders at both GQ Money, and Obsidian, letting him know that he’s the one in charge and he’s going to decide which way to go…Steve spins the Singapore Cane in his hand as he looks directly at the ringleader of Kanyon Inc. and Jayson Matthews holding a cookie sheet.
King: Look at them having weapons! And they’re looking directly at Kanyon! This isn’t right, I tell you!
Cole: Take it up with Seifer, it’s not my job.
The former Tag-team Champions stare at each other for a moment, while Kanyon gives a final shout before trying to charge forward! Both of his partners stay put, though, and forces him to fall only being held up by the strap around him. Kanyon scrambles a little to try and get his feet back on the ground as Jayson Matthews rushes forward getting the attention of GQ Money, who reaches out to try and grab him!
King: Look at him running scared from GQ Money!
Cole: I don’t think he’s scared, King.
Jayson is just running circles around Kanyon Inc. as GQ Money is forcing the whole team to spin in circles while Steve Awesome approaches from the side. He brings the Singapore Cane back and twirls it a little as if it were a bat on a baseball field…Kanyon is shouting for them to stop moving, and as GQ Money is coming around the cane cracks him right over the head, busting him open a little!
Cole: That was quick!
King: Because he gets to use a weapon!
Both members of The Motor City Mafia rush forward and start to beat GQ Money down while Kanyon is trying to turn them around so he can get in some shots at one of the two members, but they continue their assault directly on GQ Money while he’s trying to just defend himself. Both of them drop their weapons at the same time, and grab GQ by the head before pulling him forward and tossing the trio all down to the ground…they quickly rolled them over so that GQ Money was face down, and the referee went down to count while Kanyon and Obsidian were both swinging as much as they could at both members of The Motor City Mafia.
Cole: Kanyon and Obsidian are both trying to get shots in, but GQ Money is face down!
King: That’s unbalanced, it’s like too hard for them to roll over!
One… Two… Three!
King: Not fair!
Cole: And just like that, it’s down to two on two!
King: Might as well be two on one. Ever since the beginning!
Eliminated: GQ Money!
The referee helped Kanyon Inc. back to their feet, while The Motor City Mafia picked up their weapons and backed into their corner to talk out their next bit of strategy. The referee takes the strap off of Kanyon Inc. for a moment to send GQ Money to the back, as he argues and tries to make excuses about it but the referee keeps telling him to just leave as security comes down to escort GQ Money to the back. The referee straps Obsidian and Kanyon back together.
Cole: This match is ready to start again.
King: If the referee had any sense in his head, he’d take the strap off realizing how unfair it is.
Cole: Even if he did, he doesn’t have a choice…or it’s his job!
Kanyon glares at Jayson Matthews and Steve Awesome while they start to approach the two members of Kanyon Inc. that’s left. Kanyon puts his fists up as if he’s ready for a fight but as they get closer, he quickly spins him and Obsidian around so it’s Obsidian looking at them -- he looks a bit petrified, but Steve Awesome tosses his weapon to the ground and delivers a hard toe kick to the abdomen. Both Jayson and Steve grab him by the head and drop him down with a double DDT! Kanyon lands on Obsidian’s back, being forced down by the DDT.
Cole: Kanyon trying to escape, but not Obsidian is face down!
King: Come on, Steve, wise up and let them get separated! Be a man!
A moment later, Kanyon rolls onto his side so that Obsidian is unable to be pinned, and it’ll be hard for Kanyon to be pinned as well. Kanyon is trying to get up to his feet by pushing himself to his feet as Obsidian struggles to come to a little but after a little bit of nudging from Kanyon, he is starting to get up to his feet…Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews pull both of them up to their feet, Steve Awesome on the side of Kanyon, and Jayson on the side of Obsidian, as both of them are connecting with kicks to both of them…
Cole: Jayson Matthews is fighting with Obsidian, and Steve Awesome at Kanyon!
King: At least it’s a little more fair like that…
After several kicks and punches from both of them, they take a few steps back seeing both members of Kanyon Inc. looking completely furious -- they run in opposite directions, but the strap forces them back and both of them lose their footing. They use their legs pushing themselves to the other while they’re getting back to a standing base and this time…Jayson Matthews picks up the cookie sheet, and tosses it at Obsidian, but he catches it just before it hits his skull…not moving it yet. Steve Awesome connects with his own version of the “Jawbreaker” to Kanyon, as Jayson Matthews hit’s The JME sending the cookie sheet right to the skull of Obsidian!
Cole: The JME! The Jayson Matthews Experience!
King: We know what it stands for, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
Obsidian is busted open, as Steve Awesome rolls them both to their side, then over so Kanyon is on the top and Obsidian is face down. The referee counts -- meanwhile, Decoy has jumped over the barricade and slid into the ring to assault Jayson Matthews! He picks up the cookie sheet and continues to beat him over the head with it -- Steve doesn’t notice, and continues this “pin” over Obsidian. One…Two…Three!
Cole: Two on one now, and Kanyon no longer has anyone strapped to his back.
King: Which means that Kanyon is going to take this back! He makes up for seven of Steve Awesome!
Eliminated: Obsidian!
The referee helps them to his feet, and Steve Awesome turns around to finally see Decoy taking this assault to Jayson Matthews -- when he tries to intervene, Decoy connects with the cookie sheet straight over his head! Blood can be seen seeping through the head of Jayson Matthews as he dazedly…Decoy grabs him while he’s getting up, and hooks both of his arms behind him before spinning him around and positioning him right over the cookie sheet. Decoy drops down planting him with it leaving him unconscious in the middle of the ring!
Cole: What?! What did Decoy just do?!
King: Evened the odds!
The referee finally tells Decoy to get out, but knows there’s nothing that he can do with the Chaotic Rules in affect, while Obsidian is also leaving…Decoy stares back towards the ring appearing completely satisfied. Steve Awesome is still out, and Kanyon now takes advantage of the situation by lifting Jayson Matthews back up, before pulling him down with the Flatliner! He rolls him over and hooks the leg: One… Two… Three!
Cole: There’s nothing the referee could do. Chaotic Rules.
King: I do love Chaotic Rules! It’s one on one, Cole! In your face! IN…YOUR…FACE!
Eliminated: Jayson Matthews!
Kanyon quickly rolls him out of the ring, then goes over to Steve Awesome noticing that he’s not bleeding yet…so he grabs him by the head to force him up, and starts to smash his head into the turnbuckle multiple times! After about six of them, Steve Awesome starts coming to and delivers a hard elbow into his sternum, immediately following in with a second! He gets a little bit of breathing room, and is able to get a few middle kicks to the ribs of Kanyon, then connects with two quick jabs and goes for a May Thai Roundhouse kick, but Kanyon is able to duck underneath it!
Cole: And Kanyon sees it coming!
King: Ha! I told you!
Kanyon catches Steve Awesome by the head and drags him down to the canvas with the Kanyon Cutter! He rolls him over to see if he’s bleeding, but notices that he isn’t, so looks at the weapons for a moment…the referee tells him that he can’t use it, though, so Kanyon appears to be slightly frustrated but lifts Steve Awesome onto his shoulder while carrying him back towards the turnbuckle. He prepares to toss him headfirst onto the turnbuckle, but Steve Awesome gets off of his shoulder and delivers a standing dropkick to his upper back, sending him into the corner!
King: Oh no!
Cole: Steve Awesome trying to keep control of this match.
Steve Awesome quickly rolls up to his feet, and picks up the weapon that he brought to the ring -- the Singapore Cane -- and measures Kanyon up as he prepares to crack it over his skull! Kanyon sees it coming, though, as he’s turning to face the X*Crown Champion and manages to dodge it. He runs against the ropes as the referee moves closer to Steve Awesome to avoid a confrontation with Kanyon. Kanyon comes back and Steve Awesome dodges an oncoming clothesline, but the referee receives it!
King: The referee is down!
Cole: I don’t believe this!
The X*Crown Champion looks a little shocked over what happened and starts to check on the referee…Kanyon picks up the dented cookie sheet while Steve Awesome is distracted, and the referee is unconscious. Suddenly, while he’s measuring Steve Awesome up, the No Mercy Champion makes his way down to the ring obviously still hurt from the match prior! He has a steel chair in hand as he’s getting closer to the ring and Kanyon tries to meet him as soon as he rolls under the bottom rope and gets to his feet…
King: No! You can’t be here!
Cole: How he even managed to get out here on his own two feet is beyond me!
Sexy Jason able to dodge the oncoming shot from the cookie sheet, and waits for Kanyon to turn around before bringing the chair down with full force over his head! Before Kanyon has a chance to fall, Steve Awesome has come up from behind and lifts him up onto his shoulders…Sexy Jason drops the chair, and points down to it, urging Steve Awesome to do it! Steve hits Kanyon with the Ugly-Fied, busting Kanyon open badly!
Cole: Kanyon may have a concussion!
King: That’s not fair!
Sexy Jason grabs the chair and slides out of the ring before making his way towards the referee…Steve Awesome rolls Kanyon over and hooks the leg as Sexy Jason forces the referee to get up. The referee shakes his head a little, starting to come to and notices the pin on Kanyon -- he checks to make sure he’s bleeding, and sees his head completely covered with blood so he makes the count: One………Two………Three!
Cole: Kanyon is eliminated, and this one is over!
King: No thanks to Sexy Jason! If he didn’t get his nose into Kanyon’s business, Kanyon Inc. would be the winners right now. Even with all the odds stacked against them!
Eliminated: Kanyon!
Winners of the Match: Jayson Matthews and “The Innovator of Awesomeness” Steve Awesome! THE MOTOR CITY MAFIA!
Cole: Steve Awesome has done it! With a little help, but let’s not ignore Decoy’s own assistance for Kanyon Inc.
King: Decoy helped them! They had the odds stacked against them the whole match!
Cole: A valiant effort from Kanyon right at the end, but the match ends with Steve Awesome pinning the former X*Crown Champion, and the number one contender for the No Mercy Championship!
King: Yeah, yeah.
Cole: It’s been a crazy show! Be sure to tune in for Pyro this Monday!
King: Sexy Jason will get his! When he takes on Tara!