Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Nov 23, 2009 5:58:50 GMT -5
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(Live In Primetime from the XHF Arena in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Exclusively On VTV!)
(Live In Primetime from the XHF Arena in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*The XHF fans are going crazy as the official show theme of "Superstar" by Saliva is playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off...*
Cole: It's the last show of the XHF, once and yet again, and we're going to give you a good one.
King: It'll be a great and bittersweet night Cole.
Cole: It shall be, so lets start it off.
King: This is an odd one.
Cole: I can't believe the Borg's are back.
"All about the Benjamins" hits the P.A. GQ comes strutting out. Obsidian follows eating nachos. GQ yells at him to put those away. He grabs an handful and shoves them in his mouth and gives the rest to a nearby stage-hand. They walk down to the ring and climb in. GQ checks his hair to make sure he looks good as Obsidian makes sure his tights are on right.*
King: Here comes the Commish and the weirdo with the mind thing.
Cole: The Borg's where planning something with Obsidian, and now he wants revenge.
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits the speakers and the stage fills with mist. Strobe lights go on all throughout the arena. Evil-Borg and Heavymetal-Borg come out together and Heavymetal-Borg is air guitaring to the music. They make their way to the ring throwing up the devil horns and threatening fans. They climb into the ring and Heavymetal head bangs until the match starts.
King: What the hell are these guys planning?
Cole: I think we'll be finding out.
: You boobs have ruined our plans! Thanks to GQ's medeling, our operation Feliz NaviDOOM II: Revenge of the Doom. But now that we have been found out a month early, we have renamed it, operation DOOMsgiving!
: His weak mind was always close to someone in power. Take over is mind, get us close to the power. Get close to the power, take over the power.
: We shall destroy you. It's only a shame we will be disqualified because we will destroy you unruly and unjustly. We can't jus--
GQ takes the mic.
: Falls count anywhere, tornado, everything's legal, done.
Evil takes it back.
: Excel--
Evil hits GQ over the head with the microphone. The ref rings the bell.
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Anything Goes Falls Count Anywhere Tornado Tag Team Match
Kanyon Inc. vs. The Borgs
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Anything Goes Falls Count Anywhere Tornado Tag Team Match
Kanyon Inc. vs. The Borgs
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Obsidian charges and flies at Evil Borg, but Evil side steps and Heavymetal Borg lunges into a clothesline, taking Obsidian down. Evil and Heavy start stomping away on Obsidian. Heavy pulls Obsidian up and throws him to the ropes. He comes back into a double hip toss. Obsidian sits up holding his back in pain. GQ rolls out of the ring and asks a fan for his chair. He takes it and heads into the ring. The Borgs pick up Obsidian and set him up for a double suplex. They lift Obsidian in the air and GQ runs up and hits Heavy in the back with the chair! Heavy falls and Obsidian reverses Evil into a DDT! Obsidian gets up and pulls Evil up and throws him into a corner. Then GQ runs and delivers a splash with the chair inbetween. GQ backs out holding his chest in pain as Evil slumps down in the corner.
King: Kanyon Inc. are taking control quickly.
Cole: I'm kind of amazed.
Heavy slowly gets up to his feet and Obsidian kicks him in the gut. He then sets him up for a piledriver, but GQ stops him! He motions Obsidian to the corner, where he moves to, and GQ climbs up. They're going for a spike piledriver! Obsidian lifts Heavy up, but Evil comes from behind with a forearm to the back of the head! Obsidian puts Heavy down and Heavy uses the momentum for a back body drop that sends Obsidian into GQ, knocking him off the turnbuckle to the floor outside!
Cole: Good gravy, that had to hurt!
King: Yeah.
Evil and Heavy pick up Obsidian and prop him into the corner. Heavy hits a chop. Then Evil. Then Heavy, then Evil again. Heavy and Evil then run to the opposite corner. Heavy whips Evil out of the corner, but Evil reverses, giving Heavy more momentum, but Obsidian ends up back body dropping the charging Heavy over the top rope, and he hits the floor outside hard. Evil charges and goes for a spear, but Obsidian side steps it and Evil hits the pole between the top and middle rope. He then falls out to the apron. Obsidian uses the ropes to jump over them and lands with a hard elbow on the chest of Evil Borg! They both hit the floor outside. GQ and Heavy get back to there feet and GQ grabs Heavy and slams his head into the announce table.
King: Watch it here!
Cole: This is getting close.
GQ rips a monitor off the table and swings at Heavy, but Heavy ducks. He then kicks GQ in the gut and then lifts him with a scoop onto his shoulders. He hits a running powerslam on the floor! He covers. 1, 2, kickout! Heavy goes to the ring and pulls a trash can out. He lifts it overhead and stands over GQ. GQ from the floor hits a swift kick between the legs! Heavy drops the can. GQ gets up and grabs the can and puts it over Heavy's head and body. Heavy staggers around blind as GQ grabs that monitor again. He swings it into the can and it dents. Heavy goes down. GQ makes the cover, One, two, save by Gold Borg!
Cole: WHAT THE HELL!?
King: I think he came out of the crowd!
Cole: I thought he was retired!
Gold Borg hits GQ with a singapore cane. And again and again. He walks around the ring and goes up to GQ, who's barely getting to his feet, and Gold Borg hits a shot to his ribs. He then helps Evil up. They start both stomping on Obsidian. Evil pulls Obsidian up and holds him while Gold winds up for another shot, when suddenly the "Transformers" TV Theme hits the speakers! Optimus Prime comes running down to the ring. He runs around the ring and charges at the Borgs, who throw Obsidian away and stand ready for Optimus. He attacks with a double clothesline, but they both duck and Optimus keeps moving forward when Heavy hits him in the face with the trash can! Optimus's head goes flying and underneath we see...the head of a wombat man?
Cole: Holy cow! Optimus was Steve the Wombat the whole time!?
King: This is just getting insane!
Gold, Evil, and Heavy lift Obsidian up and throws him into the ring. They crawl into the ring and surround Obsidian. They have evil intentions when "The Bear Comes Over the Mountain" hits the PA!
Cole: CAN IT BE!!!
King: IT IS!!!
Goldbear stampedes his way to the ring! He enters and swipes at Heavy, taking him down. He then hits a thrust kick to Evil. Gold Borg looks scared as hell. He decides to swing for the fences with fists, but Goldbear no sells them. He then shoves Gold Borg back and tackles him with a vicious spear! He roars out loud as he stands dominant! Obsidian gets up groggy. He looks around and sees all the Borgs down. Then he notices Goldbear and gets a huge smile on his face! He charges and gives Goldbear a big hug. He's giddy and screaming like a school girl. Goldbear looks unamussed. GQ looks into the ring and is waving at Obsidian, telling him to run. Obsidian gives GQ a thumbs up. He then turns and Goldbear gives him a huge haymaker. Obsidian goes down and Goldbear roars again, then grabs Gold Borg in his mouth and walks away on all fours. GQ slides into the ring when its safe and covers Evil. One, two, kickout!
King: Goldbear came and left! But he did the trick. I guess he did like Obsidian.
Cole: Somewhat.
GQ pulls Evil up and Evil hits a low blow! Obsidian is back up though and spits the cheese mist at Evil Borg! Evil stands and hits a button on his helmet. A windsheild wiper turns on and clears his eyes. Heavy then comes from behind and hits a low blow to Obsidian. Evil picks up GQ and Heavy goes behind and puts him on his shoulders. Evil goes to climb the top rope. He jumps off with a hurricanrana on GQ, delivering the Doomsday-Canrana! Evil goes for the pin...One! Two! Th--lights out!
Cole: Oh now what!?
King: It's dark.
The Trons bust out of the entryway!
: We won't let you get away with this Borgs!
Taka, Xtreme, Saber, and Shogun all flip around the stage and then they follow Lazor as they head to the ring. Heavy bounces off the ropes and dives through the other side with a suicide dive to the Trons! But they catch him. They then carry him off. Evil is shouting at the Trons to come back. He turns around and Obsidian grabs him and hits an atomic drop. He holds Evil and GQ hits him with a superkick! Obsidian rolls through into a pin. One! Two! Three!
Winners: Obsidian and GQ, Kanyon Inc!
Evil Borg starts to get up on all fours and Obsidian kicks him in the butt. He stumbles out of the ring and the Trons come back out and grab Evil Lazor salutes Obsidian and GQ, who salute back.
Cole: What a way to start the show.
King: Only in the XHF.
( The arena lights go out and strobes begin to go off all over the arena as "Again we Rise" by Lamb of God blares through the PS system. )
RISE!!!!!!
( The Savior X logo appears on the screen, a giant red X with the word Savior written across the center of it. A circle of fire blazes to life on the center of the stage as Angel rises out of it mimicking the Jesus pose, if Jesus were to flip off the crowd. A wall of pyro erupts behind Angel as he steps through the fire ring and makes his way down the ramp on beat with the song, behind him a burning cross replaces his entrance video. Angel reaches the ring now and runs up the steps. He looks around the arena before grabbing the top rope and leaping up and onto the turn buckle. )
Rise, again we will rise!
( Angel raises both hands and flips off the entire arena this time as the chorus kicks in. Angel jumps off the top rope and struts to the center of the ring and his music starts to fades out. )
King: Lamb of God... some crazy people out there to think god is lamb.
Cole: God is everything.
King: God is a white dude wearing a white beater, who wards off children with unflushed toilet water.
Cole: Ok.... Angel hopes to impress here.
"My Time" by The DX Band plays as Chris walks out with a black and gold hoodie on followed by Egotistic Divas as The 3 hold hands walking down the ramp behind him. Chris walks with his head down as he enters the ring. The Egotistic Divas enter the ring behind him. Chris goes to the turnbuckle and stands on the top rope, Egotistic Divas pose in the center of the ring as Chris joins the pose
King: You ever read cobain's twitter.
Cole: Twitter?
King: Yeah he twits about how america is a rapist. That he uses tiny american flags to wipe his ass. It's a good read... nothing for those who are easily offended though.
Cole: Offended? I don't see how someone can be offended.
King: Sarcasm is not appreciated.
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No DQ Match
"Savior X" Angel vs. "The Sovereign" Chris Cobain
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No DQ Match
"Savior X" Angel vs. "The Sovereign" Chris Cobain
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The two wrestlers meet in the middle of the ring. Both fighting for the most crowd heat tonight. They look to their respected lefts and are greeted with jeers.... when they look to their rights. Angel puts chris in a small package. 1....2.... and a kickout. Cobain gets up first and starts kicking in the chest of angel. Who gets back up but is backed into the corner with punches and kicks. As cobain goes to chop him, angel moves out. Angel goes for a superkick in the corner but chris catches the leg. Wags his finger in his feet, places it on the top rope and begins kicking at it. Then he punches angel right in the noggin. He snap suplexs him to the mat, picks him up and tries it again. Angel floats over, grabs his neck and lays him out with a neckbreaker. Angel makes the pin 1...2... and a kickout.
Cole: No one in attendence here likes these guys.
King: Might be the first time in my life.... I love both of these guys.
Cole: Coming out of the closet king... hahaha....
King: hahaha good luck finding a job after this show...
Cole: aww........ **sadness**
Angel jaws with the referee. Then slaps him across the face, knocking him out instantly. He goes outside and grabs a chair, while cobain grabs something from instead his tights. As angel comes in, cobain low blows him. Then clinches the roll of pennies, spits on his fist and smacks him in the face. He jumps on him for the pin but the referee is out. Instead he takes the chair and places it on angel's face. Goes up top, jumps off with a falling fist. Connecting right in the kisser. Pins again.... referee is still down. Cobain drops the pennies be begins shakes him violently. While angel moves.... slowly but he moves. He puts his hand down his tights and pulls out a sock.... for some odd reason. Takes the pennies and drops them in it. Runs up behind him and hits a bulldog. Cobain lays on his stomach, as angel takes the sock full of pennies and begins whipping him. He shakes.... convulses.... seizes.... in pain. Until he throws them down, picks him up and kicks him in the midsection. Then drops him on his head for a double arm ddt. Angel makes the cover... the referee gets up slow..... 1..........2............ kickout from chris cobain.
Cole: Have you ever been beatdown with pennies king?
King: I have never had the pleasure. Maybe when you go to jail you can let me know
Cole: Will do.... wait? what?
Angel is quite mad, he picks him up and whips him across the ropes. He clotheslines him but cobain stands like a stone wall. He gets a running start off the ropes and tries again. He shakes it off, cobain gains strength each time. Angel comes again, cobain headbutts him. Angel goes woozy but not out. He bodyslams him to the mat. Picks up his legs and begins stomping on the nads of angel. Like a wild mad out for blood he continues the tear. He drops down makes the pin and a kickout at two. He picks him up, slams him down with a suplex. Runs off the ropes and drops a knee. Then he falls down... crawls to angel face and begins biting on his forehead. The referee can't do anything so he sits back and chills. Finally angel rakes the eyes and it's let go. Cobain holds his face, angel gets the chair. Then wails cobain in the face. Instantly busting his skin open, angel goes up top. He taunts another fallen cobain, as he attempts the wrath of god, cobain grabs the chair and holds it across his chest. Angel rolls around on the mat holding his back in pain. Cobain crawls to the corner, waits for him to roll over. He gets up, climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across his throat. Makes the cover.... 1...2... and a kickout. Cobain stomps on the mat, tells the referee his count is way off then blames America. He picks up angel, sends to forearms into his throat. Then tosses him off the ropes, goes to back elbow him but angle ducks. Angel comes back, cobain is seeing this. Angel leaves his feet for a clothesline but cobain sticks his boot up. Cracking him in the face. He picks him up dripping blood all over him. REALIZE! As he sets him on his shoulder, spins him angel hangs on. Dropping cobain with a shoulder breaker. Then he runs to the ropes and hits a lionsault. Makes the cover.... 1...2... and a kickout.
King: Both guys are feeding off the heat. They won't die.... they don't want to disappoint the fans.
Cole: Sadly in a way they aren't disappointing them. Someone is going to come off likeable here.
King: Well cobain will just crap on a flag and well angel will do whatever he does best. Be talented?
Angel can't believe it. He pleads to the referee. To see it more his way but cobain gets back up. He clotheslines him in the back of the head. Knocking the referee out too. Goes under the ring and gets a table. As angel is wondering what hit him, he puts the table in the corner. Picks angel up and hits the REALIZE through the slanted table. Cobain again goes for the pin but the referee is costing him again by being out. He just snaps, takes a piece of the tables and slams it on him. Then slams the piece on angel.... stomps on his back. Waits.... waits.... he puts the piece by his face. As angel gets up, he comes in with his punt kick. Kicking the board into his face and knocking him out. Causing a gash along his ear to open. He doesn't look to pin, instead he picks him up and drops him with a brainbuster. Again picks him open and holds him there for a good minute or two, causing the blood to flow to the head. Drops him with another brainbuster, pins him. A referee is not found but finally comes running from the back.... as he takes his time and slides in. He makes the cover.... 1....2.... and a kickout. Cobain doesn't think this is possible, goes to pick him up and a small package again. 1...2... and a kickout. Angel gets up swings at cobain, cobain german suplexes him to the mat. Holds on for a pin 1...2... and a kickout. Cobain just picks him up and goes for the REALIZE again. As he throws him over. Angel holds on to waist, grabs onto his shoulders and hits the Revelations backbreaker. He makes the cover... 1...2.. 3.
Winner by Pinfall: "Savior X" Angel
*The lights in the arena dim and then turn blood red. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He removes the cape as the chorus rings out and reveals his bare torso and his attire, a belt with a red loincloth-like panel in front and back and black ones on each side. Underneath he has short blood colored tights. He tosses the mask and cape away and just stands there breathing heavily and staring at the crowd demonically waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: This guy is straight up scary!
King: Yeah, he's got a good chance of winning this.
**The lights in the arena begin to dim down, as red spotlights begin to flash all over the arena. As they point to the entrance, we can hear the music begin to play over the arena's sound system. The fans get up to their feet, as they stare down entrance hole.**
" A last fire will rise behind those eyes
Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear, that voice so clear
Through broken walls, that scream I hear
Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**As smoke begins to cloud up the area, Harry emerges from the entrance, Harry makes his long walk to the ring, looking around and soaking up the energy that spills off the crowd. He stops and stares at all those screaming fans on the left and then on the right. He throws his arms in the air to bring more of it, they get louder as he swiftly makes his way to the apron.**
"Blue masquerade, strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat beats like a drum
Deep in your veins, I will not lie
Little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill"
**Harry jumps on the apron and puts his back to the ropes, bobbing his head to the music. As the crowd shows it's strong appreciation, harry slides his leg under the rope and stands in the middle of the ring. He looks all around, before running toward one of the sides. He leans over and throws his fist in the air, which triggers shooting pyro up from the ring posts. Harry yells over the pyro, as he stares into the crowd. He turns around then bends his back over the top rope and stretches his arms across his chest, as his music begins to die.**
Cole: Harold is a crazy guy. This is just his type of match.
King: He's held together by scotch tape and rubber bands, I don't think he'll be alive after this.
A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, X*Crown titles all over his body, walking down the ramp. Obsidian and GQ Money then come out behind him holding the rest of the belts. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines one of the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.
King: And here's the No Mercy champion. He's a former X*Crown contender, and he's got all the stats to win it again Cole.
Cole: All the stats, but none of the gold yet. He probably wants this more than anyone just because of how vain he is.
The lights fade to black as a single guitar note blares over the P.A system much like Orton’s old theme. As the drums kick in the lights begin to flash from black to red on beat. Then the guitar begins to rip a good solo as Ronnie Winter starts to wail on the mic.
“YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”
It’s at this point that Steve Awesome comes blasting through the black curtain with a huge amount of energy, and a crazy ovation from the fans. He beats on his Steve Awesome T-shirt and raises the X*Crown championship high in the air as the crowd cheers..
I see the sweat is dripping
That's because you know just what I'm thinking
Don't look back it's me who follows
And there ain't nothing from me you can borrow
Steve slaps hands with some of the fans lucky enough to be ramp side as he makes his way down to the ring, X*Crown title now over his shoulder...keeping his eye on his opponent.
You like to hide behind lies
But we see through your disguise
It's not a threat or a curse
Just a proper verse
Steve then locks eyes with the ring, pulling off his Steve Awesome T-shirt to the thrill of the ladies and tossing it aside to some lucky fan.
I'm gonna make you let go
Of what you tried to withhold
And I can promise it won't be long
Yes I can promise
He takes a deep breath, cracks his neck and sprints forward, sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope and on his knees. Once inside he pops up and climbs a turnbuckle and holds his X*Crown Title up in the air as the crowd stand on there feet and cheer.
Boy, you better pray
I don't seek you out, no
You better pray
The music fades as Steve waits for the match to start.
King: And here's the reigning X*Crown champion!
Cole: He's got a long way to go to keep his belt.
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X*Crown and XHF: NM Title Unification Xtreme Greenhouse Ladder Match
The NM title will be hung 40 ft. above the ring and the man to climb a ladder on top of the greenhouse and grab the belt wins.
Steve Awesome (X*Crown champ) vs. "The MVP of XHF" Kanyon (XHF No Mercy champ) vs. Harold Campbell vs. Primal
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X*Crown and XHF: NM Title Unification Xtreme Greenhouse Ladder Match
The NM title will be hung 40 ft. above the ring and the man to climb a ladder on top of the greenhouse and grab the belt wins.
Steve Awesome (X*Crown champ) vs. "The MVP of XHF" Kanyon (XHF No Mercy champ) vs. Harold Campbell vs. Primal
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The men stand in there corners as the greenhouse is lowered. There's a ladder already standing on top, and above that is the No Mercy title hanging on a rope. Some staff members come out and put ladders around the glass case.
Cole: Remember King, there's no doors, so these guys have to force there way out.
King: This is going to end at least one career I'm sure.
The bell rings and all four men come toward the center of the ring, looking cautious. Steve, Harold, and Primal all then look at Kanyon. Kanyon looks a little shocked and starts to back away. Steve kicks Kanyon in the gut and then Primal hits a punch on Kanyon. Harold delivers a right of his own and the three push Kanyon into the corner and start wailing away. Harold grabs Kanyon around the neck with both hands and pulls him out of the corner and delivers a double handed chokeslam over a knee. He pulls Kanyon up and pushes him into Primal who lifts Kanyon up and hits the Depression! Steve jumps to the top rope and then comes flying off landing on Kanyon with the Wrath of the Dragon! Kanyon holds his chest in pain and rolls out of the ring.
King: This isn't fair! There triple teaming the best guy in there!
Cole: That's disputable, but all three men do hate him. He might be out of the match for good in the first few minutes.
With Kanyon out of the equation, Primal is quick to capitalize and hits Steve with a clothesline. Harold then charges at Primal with a big boot, but Primal side steps. Primal then hits Harold in the side of the head with a forearm. Then he sweeps the leg. Harold goes down and Primal turns back to Steve and charges for the Diseased, but Steve leap frogs the move. Primal turns around and Steve hits the Jawbreaker! Harold is back up and hits Steve from behind with an elbow. Steve turns around and Harold goes for a punch, but Steve blocks it and hits a job. Then another. Then a muay thai roundhouse kick that sends Harold down like a sack of bricks!
King: These guys are hitting the big stuff early!
Cole: And Steve is on top! That's why he's the X*Crown champ!
Steve goes out of the ring to the wall and looks around, seeming to just remember there's no doors in a Greenhouse. He then starts to look under the ring. He pulls out a table. Then a kendo stick. Then a fire extinguisher. He seems to like that and turns and bangs it into the wall. It makes a loud thud sound, but doesn't penetrate. So he takes another whack at it. He's about to go for a third when Primal hits him from behind with a baseball slide! Steve goes face first into the glass wall! Primal slides out and starts setting up the table next Steve. He then pulls Steve up and lifts him onto his shoulders. Steve grabs the bottom rope and Primal tries to move, but Steve won't let him. Steve hits some punches to the face and falls off the shoulders and on to the apron. He rolls into the ring as Primal regains his bearings. Steve reaches through the ropes to grab at Primal when Primal swings the kendo stick inot his face! Steve stumbles back and Primal rolls in. Steve gets on his hands and knees when Primal brings the stick across his back! Harold is back up and Primal hits him in the kidney with the stick. Then the leg. Then the shoulder. He swings for the ribs and Harold catches the kendo stick under his arm. Primal tugs at it and Harold uses his free arm to poke Primal's eyes. Primal lets go of the stick and Harold takes it. He winds up, swings for Primal's face, but then stops short! Primal winces waiting for the hit, then opens his eyes when it doesn't come. Harold smirks, then swings the stick around the other way, planting it right between Primal's legs. The men in the audience gasp.
Cole & King: Ooohhhh!
Primal falls to his knees and Harold starts choking him with the kendo stick. Steve is back up and bounces off the ropes, then hits Harold in the back with a drop kick! Harold drops Primal and staggers forward. Steve then dives on his back and pounds away on his forehead. He then locks in a sleeper hold. Harold staggers around and grabs the ropes, but there are no rules, so Steve keeps the hold on. Harold falls to one knee. Steve keeps the hold on tight and Primal is back to his feet. He comes over and locks a sleeper on Steve! Double sleepers! Primal jerks Steve around, which in turn jerks Harold around. Harold grabs the ropes and uses them to pull himself up to a somewhat standing position, but leaned over. Harold then does a back kick that hits both Steve Awesome and Primal! Both men stagger back and Harold holds the ropes to catch his breath. Outside, Kanyon is finally starting to get to his feet, using the apron cloth for help. He pulls himself up and starts to climb the apron. Harold turns around to Steve and kicks him in the gut, then clubs him across the back. Kanyon is behind Harold and ready to grab him. Primal charges at Harold, but Harold dives out of the way and Primal hits Kanyon with the Diseased! The move sends Kanyon off the apron and he hits the glass wall hard with the back of his head!
King: Kanyon just can't get back into this match.
Cole: These guys are killing each other and there not even outside yet.
Primal attacks Harold with some fists, sending him into the corner. Primal then backs up and charges for a running knee, but Harold again moves out of the way. Primal staggers back and Harold slams his head into the top turnbuckle. Then lands some kidney shots. He turns Primal around and sits him on the ropes. Then he goes up and locks Primal in for a superplex! Steve is back up and runs up and hits a high kick to Harold's back. He then gets underneath Harold in a powerbomb position. He throws Harold off the top as Harold pulls Primal off for the suplex, taking both men down! Steve then rolls out of the ring. He walks by Kanyon and stomps him on the back for good measure. He then looks under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer! Steve holds it in the air to the fans approval! But as he does, Harold grabs it and yanks it away from Steve! Steve turns to see Harold holding it in the ring and Harold is telling him to come get it. Steve scowls at Harold then hops up on the apron. He tells Harold to put the hammer down, but Harold shakes his head. However, he is distracted enough for Primal to attack from behind with a kick to the thigh. Harold drops the hammer and Steve does a springboard dropkick, aiming for Harold and Primal, but both move out of the way. Steve hits the floor and when he gets up, Harold kicks him in the gut. Primal then hits him with a knee to the face, followed by a neckbreaker, delivering the Inner Turmoil! Harold goes to punch Primal, but he sees it coming and blocks, then knees Harold. Harold staggers back into the ropes. Primal rushes at him and jumps up for a double knee facebreaker, but Harold catches him! Harold turns around and tosses Primal over the top rope, sending him through the table set up outside!
King: Holy crap!
Cole: That might have put Primal out.
Harold backs away from the ropes and looks down, smiling at the damage he's caused. His joy is cut short when he's hit in the back by a chair from Kanyon! Harold falls into the ropes and bounces back out as Kanyon throws the chair down. Harold turns around and Kanyon grabs him and hits a Flatliner onto the chair! Kanyon gets up looking pissed as he turns his attention to Steve. He pulls Steve up and sets him up for the MVP, but Steve breaks free and twists out. He then goes for a short arm clothesline, but Kanyon ducks that, going around Steve and then grabbing him by the neck and falling with a sleeper drop! Kanyon stomps on Steve a few times, then bends down and yells in his face, telling him he's "betta." Kanyon then looks around and sees the sledgehammer. He grabs it and starts to head out the ring, but Harold is getting up using the ropes for help and shakes the middle rope, which Kanyon is half through. So it hurts. Down there. Harold then gets up and knees the stunned Kanyon in the head. Kanyon falls out of the ring but leaves the hammer in it. Harold then goes out of the ring to follow.
King: Kanyon made a hell of a comeback!
Cole: I know, I don't believe it!
King: But now he's being taken advantage of from his weakend state.
Harold pulls Kanyon up and goes to slam him into the wall, but Kanyon gets his hands up to block. He elbows Harold in the gut, then slams him into the cage wall. Then again! Then a third time, each time, more vicious. Harold staggers back and he is starting to bleed. Kanyon pushes Harold back first into the apron and Harold falls to his knees. Kanyon then starts punching Harold in the forehead, making his cut worse. Kanyon then backs up and kicks Harold in the side of the head, sending him to the floor. Suddenly, Steve Awesome dives with a suicide dive onto Kanyon, sending him into the wall, but Steve hits it too! Everybody's down!
Cole: What a match so far!
King: These guys are going to great lenghts for XHF's final night!
Primal stirs out of the table debris. He staggers around the ring and sees that Awesome starting to get up, so he kicks him in the ribs. Primal then goes over to Kanyon and pulls him up. He whips Kanyon into the wall, then charges and hits a high kick to the face, smashing Kanyon. Primal staggers back and Harold comes up and hits him with an elbow. Primal hits him with a knee, then slams Harold's head into the steel steps. Harold pulls away and sees the steal steps covered in his blood. He touches his face to see it on his hands. Primal slams his head into the steal steps again. But Harold looks up and shakes his head. Primal goes for another, but Harold blocks and gets an elbow into Primal's gut, then slams him into the steps. Harold shakes his head and then looks around with a sick grin on his face and fury in his eyes. He reaches up and puts his hand in his blood, then rubs in on his chest, writing "HH."
Cole: What the hell?
King: I have a bad feeling about this. I think Harold has left the building.
Cole: Oh no, don't tell me he just went Hardcore.
Harry gives Primal a big boot. He then slams Primal into the apron. Harry then grabs Steve and hits a T-Bone suplex on the floor. Harry then pulls Steve up and slams his head into the wall, then again and again. Steve is starting to bleed now as Harry throws him to the floor. He then grabs the chair from the ring and turns to Kanyon, who staggers to his feet. Harry blasts him over the head with the chair! Kanyon falls to the floor and seems to be busted open as well. Harry then goes searching under the ring and pulls out...a brick! He sizes up Primal, who's getting up next to the wall. Harry charges and swings the brick, but Primal moves and Harry hits the wall and smashes through it! The velocity makes himself plow through the cracked wall and now a man-size hole is in the side. Harry is cut up all over his body.
Cole: SWEET SASSY MOLASY!
King: That had to hurt.
Primal staggers out of the glass and goes to a ladder. He sets it up next to the wall and starts to climb. The scratched Harry gets up and goes to the ladder, shaking it. Primal stops his accent and kicks at Harry. Harry grabs the leg and yanks Primal off the ladder, landing back first on the floor! In the greenhouse, Kanyon and Steve get to there feet and both see the hole. They run for it and bump into each other before they get through it. They start exchanging fists at the hole. Harry stomps on Primal, then walks over him to get to the ladder. Steve sees it through the wall and gives Kanyon a huge right. He then darts out of and hits Harry in the back with some fists. Then he pushes him off the ladder and Harry lands across the gaurd rail! Steve then collapses the ladder and turns to see Kanyon coming through the hole. He hits him with the ladder, staggering Kanyon back. Kanyon stands and Steve turns sideways and throws the ladder at Kanyon like a dart, top first. It hits Kanyon in the sternum and he goes down in a heap.
King: Now that looked like it hurt!
Cole: Kanyon should be down now.
Steve then goes over to another ladder and starts to climb. Primal is to his feet and goes to another ladder set up on the other side. He starts to climb. Harold gets to his feet and looks around. He sees both men climbing and walks over to Steve. He starts climbing the other side. Steve goes from the ladder to get to the roof. Steve then looks to see Harold following behind him and looks ready to attack, but then sees Primal on the other side. Primal is getting onto the roof and Steve runs over and starts to punch him, trying to send him off. Harry climbs onto the roof on the other side. Primal fights to stay on and Harry gets to the ladder. He starts to climb toward the belt as Steve turns to see. He runs over and hits Harry with a punch, then pulls him off. Harry hits Steve with a few punches. Harry hits Steve back a few times and Steve is at the edge! Harry grabs him by the throat! He looks over the edge! He then shakes his head violently and then...looks confused. He looks at Steve, then at his surroundings. Steve takes advantage and kicks Harold in the gut, and then clotheslines to get away from the edge.
Cole: I think Harry has left the building.
King: I'll never understand it.
Primal is on the roof and charges at Steve for a running big boot, and connects! Down below, Kanyon is stirring to his feet. He pulls the ladder up and pushes it into the ring. He climbs in behind and starts setting it up. Back on the roof, Primal pulls Steve up and plants him with a power slam! He then grabs Harold and puts him on his shoulders, and spins out, hitting the Deadly Spiral on the glass ceiling! Back in the ring, Kanyon has the ladder set up in one corner. He grabs the sledgehammer and starts to climb. He makes his way to the top, right under Steve Awesome. He then jabs the ceiling with the hammer. Kanyon then rears back and swings the hammer, but Steve rolls out of the way! Kanyon busts through the ceiling and covers his eyes. Kanyon then crawls up through the hole onto the ceiling!
King: See! Kanyon's crafty! And now he's on the roof!
Cole: Now all the men are up top!
Kanyon kicks Steve and then kicks Primal. He then pulls Primal to his feet and sets him up for a Flatliner, but he gets elbows to the face. Primal then lifts Kanyon onto his shoulders. Kanyon falls off, grabs Primal from behind, and delivers a double knee backbreaker! Steve has rolled over to the edge and grabs at a ladder. He starts pulling it up! Kanyon slowly makes it to his feet and wipes some blood from his eyes. He is about to climb the ladder when he sees Steve Awesome with another one coming. So he turns his attention and goes to Steve, but Steve drops the ladder and hits Kanyon with a few shots. Kanyon staggers back and then Steve charges at him. Kanyon dodges and Steve almost goes into the hole in the ceiling, but stops short. He turns and Kanyon grabs him for a Kanyon Cutter, but Steve pushes Kanyon off and then runs and delivers the Heart Attack!
Cole: These men are killing each other!
King: Duh!
Steve grabs the other ladder and sets it up next to the first. He then starts to climb. Harold gets back onto his feet and kicks Steve's ladder. It wobbles and stops Steve. Harold then climbs the other ladder next to his. Harold hits a few punches to Steve's ribs. He then grabs him from behind. He then comes off with the Resolution! A loud thud is heard on the glass ceiling as they hit it. All four men are down. Primal gets up and starts to climb a ladder. Kanyon moves next and starts to climb the other side of the same ladder. Both men are going slowly to the top. Kanyon and Primal meet at the top and both reach up at the same time. Seeing each other, they immediately start to exchange fists. Primal grabs Kanyon by the hair and slams his head into the top of the ladder. Then he delivers a high kick to Kanyon's shoulder. Kanyon wabbles, but grabs at Primal to stay atop. Primal goes for a punch but Kanyon blocks and hits a few of his own. Then a headbutt. Kanyon grabs Primal and sets him up for a suplex!
Cole: No way!
King: He can't be serious.
Kanyon tries to lift Primal, but Primal blocks. Primal then tries to lift Kanyon, but Kanyon blocks. Harold is back up and starts to climb the other ladder. He then starts to shake Kanyon and Primal's ladder. Both men let go of each other and Primal tries to kick at Harold on his side. Harold keeps shaking the ladder, more and more violently. Kanyon and Primal move down a rung, then Harold finally gets enough muster to push the ladder over! Both men jump off the ladder and hit the glass hard, but save themselves from much worse as the ladder also his the glass, but the upper portion is hanging over the edge. Harold then continues to ascend. Kanyon and Primal get up and grab Harold by the legs. They hold him and Primal then hits a few punches to the kidneys. Kanyon then climbs up the ladder a bit and puts Harold on his shoulders in the middle of the ladder. Kanyon then jumps off with a flipping Samoan Drop off the ladder on the glass!
King: Good gracious! That's insane!
Cole: I think they've realized they need to stop Harold.
Kanyon holds his back in pain as Harold spazms around the ceiling. Primal then makes his way toward the ladder, but Steve is back up and punches Primal. Primal kicks Steve in the ribs. Then a jab to the face. Kanyon comes from the side and hits Primal with a knee. Kanyon then holds Primal for Steve Awesome! Steve looks confused. Kanyon shouts about how it should be between champions. Steve shrugs and then punches Primal a few times. Kanyon lets go and both men start punching Primal, making him stagger back to the edge, right above King and Cole. Steve and Kanyon back up, look at each other, then deliver a double superkick to Primal! He goes flying over the edge and falls off the Greenhouse through the announce table!
Cole: SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL! WE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW!
King: Don't worry, he's not going anywhere.
Cole: HOW CAN YOU JOKE KING!?
King: It's our last show, come on. But yeah, he's probably dead.
Steve and Kanyon look down with shock. After a few seconds, they remember where they are and then turn and start hitting each other. Steve delivers a good kick to the gut and then lifts Kanyon for a SteveKO, but Kanyon elbows him in the head. Kanyon falls off and when Steve turns, he gets a boot to the gut. He sets up for the MVP, but then Steve back body drops him! Harold is barely standing and staggers over to Steve and Kanyon. Steve is up and looking at the battered Harold. He then kicks him in the gut and lifts him up. He hits the SteveKO! Steve then goes over to Kanyon and pulls him up. He signals for the EGO Check, when he stops to see Harold stirring. In his shock, Kanyon gets out and delivers a low blow. Kanyon gets up and sees the bloody and slow moving Harold. He grabs Harold and sets up for the MVP, and hits it! Harold is sprawled out on the glass ceiling.
Cole: Harold is probably dead up there! We have a guy dead down here!
King: This is for all the marbles Cole, what do you expect?
Kanyon then goes over to Steve and pulls him into the Flatliner, but he stops before he can deliver to see Harold once again trying to get to his feet. The distraction is enough for Steve to hit a side elbow. Kanyon staggers back to be standing over the fallen ladder. Steve puts a leg in the ladder and then kicks up, planting a side of the ladder into the nether regions of Kanyon. He lets out a loud yelp and falls to his knees. Steve then kicks him in the back of the head. He turns to see Harold sitting up and is in shock. Steve goes over to Harold and kicks him back onto his back. Harold starts to try to sit up again and Steve stomps on him. Kanyon is getting up using the ladder for help. Then he starts to climb. Steve turns to see this and goes after Kanyon on the same side. Kanyon kicks down at Steve. Harold sits up and rolls over. He crawls to the ladder. Kanyon turns around and kicks Steve off.
Cole: I think it's boiled down to a race!
King: Only three man at the moment though, Primal still hasn't moved.
EMTs are getting to Primal as back on top, Kanyon is moving up again. But Steve is once again going up after him. Harold has reached the other side of the ladder and is using it to get up. His blood leaving a smear all across the glass. Steve stops Kanyon again, but again, Kanyon kicks him off. Kanyon ascends and is to the top. Harold is halfway up the other side. Steve climbs up again and hits Kanyon in the back. Kanyon swipes at him, then kicks at him, then reaches for the top, but again Steve punches him. Harold is all the way up the other side and punches Kanyon from the front. Steve hits him in the back again. Harold then grabs Kanyon by the neck and chokeslams him off the ladder. Kanyon hits the ceiling, and then goes through it! The ceiling cracks and he falls to the mat in the ring below, glass all around him!
Cole: Holy crap!
King: NOT KANYON! NO!
Cole: These men are insane!
Harold reaches up for the belt, but with Kanyon out of the way, Steve is able to move up and punches Harold in the gut. He then climbs up and reaches over Harold to grab the belt. Harold punches Steve in the ribs. He then reaches up. Both men grabbing at it. Harold then punches Steve. Steve punches Harold. Both men a bloody mess. Harold though starts licking his lips and sucking in air. Steve looks confused, but punches Harold again. He goes for another, but Harold blocks, and then spits his own blood in Steve's face! Steve grabs his eyes out of instict and Harold shoves him, causing Steve to fall back and hit the glass! Harold reaches up and grabs the XHF: No Mercy belt! He tugs on it and falls off the ladder, hitting the glass himself.
Winner and NEW X*Crown as well as FINAL XHF: No Mercy Champion: Harold Campbell!
Cole: Wow, what a match! What a story!
King: Harold is on top again. But at what price?
Cole: What price did all these guys pay? They all need EMTs!
King: Only in the XHF Cole. This is what makes XHF great.
Cole: Indeed. Thanks to everyone for watching us this time around, we hope to see you again soon.
King: We would never have been back without fans like you. XHF may go on hiatus, but XHF will never die. That's a fact.
Harold holds the belt close to his chest as referees and EMTs climb ladders to tend to him and Steve, Primal is already being carted off and Kanyon is being attended to in the ring. GQ and Obsidian are out to check on him. Harold pushes the EMTs away as he tries to move on his own. The referee raises his hand in victory and Harold pushes him away to. Harold sits up and holds the title in the air as the fans go crazy in appreciation. Everyone in the arena is standing. The scene fades as a completely bloody Harold smiles as the title shines bright.