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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 27, 2021 18:51:44 GMT -5
Cross rolls his eyes as he takes the podium once more.
Recoba: Just when you think you've seen everything, an Irishman holds court propped up on a plinth and there isn't a bar in sight!
Cross looks off-stage and nods.
Recoba: We've hit the time of the awards where we welcome our second addition into the Hall of Fame. But rather than have me do the honors of introducing him, we've found someone who would be far more fitting than I. A man who knows him better than anyone else on the roster and also, the man who last was relevant when I jumped him just eleven tender months ago...he is himself an AWF Hall of Famer....Bobby Barratt!
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Post by Bobby Barratt on Jan 27, 2021 19:01:30 GMT -5
“Mutherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue plays as shocked expressions appear on the faces of a few crowd members. The excitement builds as the main riff kicks in. A few seconds go by and finally, AWF Hall of Famer and the Commissioner of the XHF appears walking onto the stage, sporting a form fitted tux and his winning smile we are all so accustomed to. He takes his place at the podium and looks out across the room, surveying the crowd as the music dies.
Bobby: So I guess it’s been a while, right? I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that jibe Mr Recoba. I don’t think it would end well for either of us to pursue that one.
Bobby gets settled as a bit of laughter gets drowned in cheers amongst the audience.
Bobby: By the way since when has Mav had balls like that? Damn I was almost proud then. I know I'll check that match out! Anyway, when I was asked to come here today to do this. A lot of emotions went through my mind. Firstly, the note we left things on. Me and Jack went to war after his...shock admission about our time in ICW. But you know something? I sat down with a bottle of my finest Bourbon and I did some soul searching. To let that one defining memory crap on everything we achieved....everything I achieved here in the XHF Network would be a crying shame.
Bobby looks off the side of the stage at the assistant giving him the “bring it home” gesture.
Bobby: Mate I pay your wages, do one. Sorry, before I was so rudely interrupted there, I was saying that it was time to put hate aside, at least for now. It was time to be here, not just in the official capacity as XHF Commissioner, but as someone who tracked thousands of miles across the world with Jack at my side. The guy saw me at my highest....my highest and my lowest. So ladies and gentlemen.......JACK DIAMOND!
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 28, 2021 14:30:42 GMT -5
After a polite amount of time has passed, Recoba comes out from the back. Recoba: Folks, we're hoping to get some words from the newest induction but from what I gather, there is some confusion as to whether it'd be by video-link or if, like some people have said, he is actually in the building... The crowd are hushed from the words. Recoba: Dylan! Why don't you offer him a shot at the X Crown? Normally works to get him out of the woodwork! Dylan can be seen wincing at the jibe. Recoba: Moving swiftly back to the present... Recoba: We've seen some epic battles take place over the years and 2020 was no different. You only had to see the way the cards fell during the Rumble to find out how times may move on but feuds always bubble away long after the final match has happened. We've seen feuds over titles, feuds over friendships and then whatever Spermy Boi does in Champoon Wrestling. So, to get this show back underway, the feud you voted the best one of the year on the XHF Network is... {FEUD OF THE YEAR} =2nd: Brad Swann vs Destiny Wrestling =2nd: Zoran Sainovic vs Lucky Linda
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Post by Mav. on Jan 28, 2021 14:42:45 GMT -5
Once again, "Kingslayer" hits the speakers as the graphic appears upon the screen, which leaves Jason to run back onto the stage to collect his award.
Jason Long: Fucking hell, man. I never thought I'd be back up here again and to be honest, I wish both Jack and Bobby were here right now to celebrate with me.
He chuckled.
Jason Long: It's like what I said earlier, this goes to show you how much both of us have worked so hard on getting this award after two whole years of being in a long heated feud with one another. This just feels right. This just feels perfect. This is the magnum opus of what we can achieve after all the blood, sweat, and tears we poured to even get a glimpse of an award. Just know, Seth, I wouldn't have had this without you. Cheers lads for another fucking award, god bless you all!
Jason runs back off of the stage with his award.
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 28, 2021 15:24:25 GMT -5
With Maverick departing the stage, Cross walks back up to the podium. Recoba: Short and sweet, Mav, well done, nice speech. See, Caff, you can relax now. No-one took a dig at you that time. Caffrey looks unimpressed. Recoba: We move onto our next award though... Recoba: A champion is normally the best in their class or division. Just look at the XHF X Crown and it's like who's who of the XHF: Zoran, Rob Arnold, Death Trap, and of course, Dylan Black. But this award isn't just contested between them, it's for EVERY champion that has tasted gold across the Network in 2020. I wouldn't know what that's like because NO-ONE GIVES ME A TITLE-SHOT but it's a stacked field, even CAR has a nomination for this one...shame it's not the Angry Mad Chemists, you guys ever noticed how awesome they are? They're honestly the hottest shit CAR has ever... Cross becomes aware that every is now looking at him like a crazy person. Recoba: Anyways, the winner of the XHF NETWORK...CHAMPION OF THE YEAR IS!!!!! {CHAMPION OF THE YEAR!!} =2nd: Rob Garcia (AWF) =2nd: STRiFE (J-ROK) Recoba: I swear, if he challenges Caff, I'm done...
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Post by Jack Diamond on Jan 28, 2021 21:41:34 GMT -5
Before the "Champion of The Year" can walk out to accept the award, "Legendary" by Skillet begins to play, creating a stir from those in the building.
The newest addition to the AWF Hall of Fame, and two time X*Crown champion, Jack Diamond walks out on stage. He winks at Recoba, walks up the mic and takes a deep breath, soaking it in. Jack grins.
Jack Diamond: Wow. It has been... awhile. It amazes me because since I entered AWF and the Network in 2017, I've spent more time away from the ring than in it...yet here I stand... AWF Hall Of Fame.
Jack pauses for the applause. He looks around. Some familiar faces, some not so familiar. He just shakes his head with a smile on his face.
Jack Diamond: It's a testament to how impactful Bobby, Mav and I were when the Icons ran this business. It makes you wonder, doesn't it? What could have been? If egos were in check? If I hadn't tried to kill Bobby? What would we have achieved? You have Bobby.. the best executive this network has ever seen... a job that I still don't understand how he took it and still holds. A fellow AWF Hall of Famer, and prior to me letting the cat out of the bag about our ICW days... my best friend.
Jack bows his head a bit, deep in thought. He looks up, a glint in his eye. He just shakes his head.
Jack Diamond: Then there was Mav. He looked up to us and we took it a bit for granted. Now look at him..racking up awards left and right and as sure as I'm standing here...a future Hall of Famer as well. Boy, did the three of us have some good times. Times i definitely miss.
There are Icon chants somewhere in the audience and Jack just laughs.
Jack Diamond: You all want to see the band back together eh? Yeah... that was some fun times. Things are so different now... I mean.. Dylan Black is the X*Crown Champion? That is wild after he chased me for it so hard. Maybe its time I chase him for it?
There is thunderous cheers.
Jack Diamond: No, come on..that's crazy talk, right? I'm off doing my own thing right now but it's so nice to know you guys miss me as much as I miss you all. I can't tell you whether or not ill be back inside an AWF or XHF ring right now... but what I CAN tell you...is I'm humbled, and honored to be in the AWF Hall of Fame. Thank you and... Icon Out!
With that Jack takes one final wave to the crowd and exits the stage leaving Cross momentarily speechless.
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Post by Dylan on Jan 29, 2021 1:58:41 GMT -5
Once again, Blood Tears Dust plays on the PA. Dylan stands back up, wearing the X*Crown around his waist and carrying the Rags to Riches award up with him. He passes Jack as they walk by, exchanging a few words and nods. Dylan makes his way to the podium, taking the Champion of the Year award. The lights glint off the crystal of the award. Dylan takes it in, before leaning into the mic.
Dylan: This here. This symbolizes that the work I put in during this reign, it's on a level that a whole lot of people just haven't been able to reach. But I managed to reach that level, grab it by the throat use it as a stepping stone to go higher then anyone has before.
He looks out among the crowd, smiling.
Dylan: I suppose this is where I give thanks. To the fans who voted me to be on this stage today. To that shithole J-ROK, which gave me the floor to make it to where I am today. To Rat Bastard and the rest of Team Fuck Mongo, who saw something in me no one else did. Not even me. To Rob Arnold, for giving me the best match of my career. The clinic we put up at All That Glitters means more to me then I could ever convey. And to each opponent, who's given their all and helped put everyone on the map!
He takes the crystal championship in his hands, holding it up.
Dylan: I promise that we won't be forgetting about this reign anytime soon! I'm here to smash records and raise the bar higher than anyone could ever imagine. XHF, watch out, because 2021 is gonna be a wild year!
Dylan takes both his awards, bows, and walks off stage.
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 29, 2021 13:24:09 GMT -5
As Dylan leaves the stage, Cross once more approaches the lectern. Recoba: Thanks, Dylan, a true champion's speech. Just for reference though, the AWF hasn't seen the X Crown in nearly a year...oh, and I've the best record in the company... Cross let's the thinly-veiled offer hang in the air for a moment. Recoba: What XHF Network award show would be complete without our next award? Recoba: You know, when I first joined the Network I took a lot of what I heard as hazing on the new guy. "Watch out for Mecha Goldbear IV!"...."Oh yeah, the Trons are a thing"..."No, Copycat really does sleep under the septic tank..." but having been here for just under a year, these are the tamer aspects of the company. Each year we see the Network come out and top itself in ways and means that we never imagined. This award is to reward those who don't just meet expectations, they shatter them. That don't work within the boundaries, they reach far beyond them. It's an award that goes to an act that doesn't just change a match or an event, it completely alters the company and their future. I've seen things across the Network that back in the day would have been chalked up to the ramblings of a mad man but now, with the Network, are immortalized forever. So, without further ado - your 2020 OMG Moment of the Year was... {OMG THEY KILLED MONGO!} 2nd: Dylan Black winning the X Crown 3rd: The Death of Zoran Sainovic Recoba: If our winner could perhaps give us a few words...
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 29, 2021 20:26:45 GMT -5
After a reasonable amount of time has passed, a showrunner approaches Cross on stage and whispers in his ear. He nods along and walks up to the microphone. Recoba: Apologies, Swann is unable to make a speech at this moment in time. He has however tweeted his words of thanks to everyone. A round of applause breaks out around the arena. Recoba: And to honor his wishes...we shall. Recoba picks up an envelope. Recoba: Now, for what could well be classed as one of THE most hotly-contested awards we'll present tonight. I'm not going to lie about it - every fed picked up votes along the way but ultimately, there can only be one winner...Caff, relax, if if the pie chart was for what people would do if they found a million dollars, FIRESIDE would be the "donate it to charity" slice. Cross opens up the envelope. Recoba: Anyway, your 2020 Golden Fed, by a flea hair is... {GOLDEN FED AWARD} SWAT Team2nd: NPW 3rd: Destiny Recoba: And now, I hand over to the winner for a few words..
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SWAT Team
.::XHF Superstar::.
The Promise Land
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Post by SWAT Team on Jan 29, 2021 21:59:37 GMT -5
[The founder Paul Soutter walks onto stage wearing a SWAT T shirt.]
Soutter : Thanks Rebecca.
Thanks XHF.
And thanks to all the great staff and members at SWAT.
We truly are the Promise Land.
This award here is real humbling. We have had some big ups and big downs this year, a real roller coaster, what year isn't in this game?
Thru it all the members that last the duration have faith and trust in us and we in them and that's where the magic happens.
This last year has been one of my favorites in the game and 2021 is shaping up even bigger. We got some great story arcs to come and look forward to sharing them with all of you great fans.
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 29, 2021 22:55:46 GMT -5
With the SWAT Fed Head returning his award to sit next to his other trophy from earlier in the night. Cross steps back up to the plate, a confident look on his face. Recoba: We're getting into the twilight hours of our awards, but we still have some amazing and hotly contest awards. Recoba: Now for an award that is particularly close to my heart. Sometimes the best wrestlers don't happen to be the ones holding the gold. Instead, they are the ones who you can guarantee have the best match every night, or they show such promise that the company is nurturing it so that it can be honed and harnessed for maximum effect in the future. Cross looks even more cocksure. Recoba: I'm particularly stoked for this one...I have faith you made the right decision... He opens the envelope. {THE BEST WRESTLER NOT TO HOLD GOLD IS} h2f 2nd: Cross Recoba 3rd: Adam Sanders Recoba: [muttering] Sonsofbitches...
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MYŌJIN
.::XHF Superstar::.
FKA Draven | Former X*Crown Champion | Former XHF JHW Champion
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Post by MYŌJIN on Jan 29, 2021 23:03:07 GMT -5
A random audience member: ”HAH! FUCK YOU RECOBA!”
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h2f
CAR Pit Crew
Vroom, Vroom, Female Dogs
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Post by h2f on Jan 29, 2021 23:31:54 GMT -5
Mistress Discipline is shoved onto the stage before calmly making her way to the podium as Holst’s Jupiter plays over the loudspeaker. The music fades as she approaches the podium and cuts out when she raises her hand to wave to the audience. Mistress Discipline: Thank you all for this honor. It means alot to know you all enjoyed watching me work. I was surprised to see all the great names that were nominated with me. The XHF network requires a time commitment that I wish to recognize; even if we do not win every match or, more specifically, every title match... every time, our efforts are still appreciated. This network could not be here without each of us. She looks out at the crowd and clears her throat. Mistress Discipline: The new year has brought a new chance for each of us to secure our victories. I hope to not be eligible for this award this coming year as I aim to hold at least one, perhaps two, belts. However, knowing that you all support my efforts is very meaningful. Thank you. She walks back the way she came and waves to the crowd before exiting the stage.
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 30, 2021 1:29:18 GMT -5
Mistress leaves the stage as Caffrey smiles in appreciation and claps along with the rest of the audience. Recoba (Clenched Teeth): Congratulations, Mistress Discipline, well deserved. He tries his best to hide his disappointment as he surveys the crowd. Recoba: We're down to our final two awards, I'd just like to take the moment to thank everyone who voted, who has attended, and helped to make this a success. I mean it when I say - we couldn't do this without you! Equally, as we're all in the community spirit - don't forget to follow Madison Tower, set to drop on the Splat Network in April. It stars yours truly....and Kira Izumi... Recoba: We move onto our penultimate award, the one where you tell us who you think is most likely to win gold in the coming year. It's a great indicator of who built up a wave of momentum, a growing supporter-base, and the victories needed to tell people - I AM HERE...With so many feds on the Network, it's always a competitive field but if you're not in this game to be at the top, Cirque De Soleil is always hiring... He takes the envelope into his hand and paints a smile across his face. Recoba: Your pick to taste gold in 2021 is... {WHO WILL WIN GOLD IN 2021?} 2nd: Cross Recoba 3rd:Dinosaur Bones Recoba: More likely to feel steel in 2021 more like...
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Post by Adrien on Jan 30, 2021 1:41:21 GMT -5
The Awkward One emerges and gives a small nod to the person who he first appeared on the XHF Network before approaching the podium. Adam Sanders looks on as he is completely surprised that he has won the award.
Adam Sanders: Wow. This is... wow. Hi... so, I'm Adam. And apparently, all of you really put a lot of faith in my 2021 if this award is any indication. But this is truly an honor to receive this award. I can't tell you all how thankful I am, how humbled I am to be up here and receive this award. The XHF Network has been my home for about seven months now and while that gold hasn't come yet, or even a match for gold for that matter, but the fact you guys have presented me with this award is truly a vote of confidence in all of you.
Sanders gives a quick pause before looking at the trophy.
Adam Sanders: It's up to me to make this statement come true though. I got a lot of battles to go through to get that first title. But when that moment finally happens, it'll be worth it. Thank you again. I won't let you all down.
With a smile and a wave, Adam takes the trophy and departs from the stage.
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