Post by Jonnie Valentine on Feb 1, 2021 0:15:11 GMT -5
(Blake Samuels backstage at The Powerade Centre in Mississauga, Ontario with a microphone, standing in front of the NPW sign)
Blake Samuels: Hello fans, and we are moments away from seeing Desolation take on the new team of Shawn Kutter & "Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine.
("Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine walks into frame wearing a satin jacket that says "Justifiably Expensive" in cursive writing on the back of it)
Blake Samuels: Jonnie, you teamed up with rookie Shawn Kutter to easily defeat The Evanston Express on day one of our cruiserweight tournament. Now on day 3 you have a stiffer challenge on your hands, taking on the team of Desolation.
"Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine: Well I tell ya Blake Samuels. When I was in that ring with Shawn Kutter, we couldn't be more different, ya understand? He big, I'm short. He from the rough streets of Philly, and I got this golden Palm Springs tan. Look at that tan. I don't mind, you can touch it, Blake Samuels. I know you don't see that kind of golden brown in Mississauga in February very often.
Blake Samuels: (hesitantly touches Jonnie's tanned arm) It's very smooth.
Jonnie Valentine: That's right! Now you can't touch Shawn Kutter's arm or you'll pull back a bloody stump! As far as differences go, we got a hundred, and as far as similarities go, we ain't got none! But when we hit the ring jack, and those Canadians start cheering us, we're pizza and beer! Now Desolation might have sent away for matching tights, but Big Shawn and "Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine are rough and tough, and hard to bluff! Desolation, if I were you, I wouldn't be, because these people bought tickets for the cruiserweights but they came to see Jonnie Valentine's Glorious Canadian Run!!
(Jonnie Valentine struts out of frame)
Blake Samuels: Coming up fans, "Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine and Shawn Kutter take on Desolation. We'll see if Jonnie Valentine's so-called 'Glorious Canadian Run' continues.
Don't you dare miss it!
Blake Samuels: Hello fans, and we are moments away from seeing Desolation take on the new team of Shawn Kutter & "Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine.
("Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine walks into frame wearing a satin jacket that says "Justifiably Expensive" in cursive writing on the back of it)
Blake Samuels: Jonnie, you teamed up with rookie Shawn Kutter to easily defeat The Evanston Express on day one of our cruiserweight tournament. Now on day 3 you have a stiffer challenge on your hands, taking on the team of Desolation.
"Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine: Well I tell ya Blake Samuels. When I was in that ring with Shawn Kutter, we couldn't be more different, ya understand? He big, I'm short. He from the rough streets of Philly, and I got this golden Palm Springs tan. Look at that tan. I don't mind, you can touch it, Blake Samuels. I know you don't see that kind of golden brown in Mississauga in February very often.
Blake Samuels: (hesitantly touches Jonnie's tanned arm) It's very smooth.
Jonnie Valentine: That's right! Now you can't touch Shawn Kutter's arm or you'll pull back a bloody stump! As far as differences go, we got a hundred, and as far as similarities go, we ain't got none! But when we hit the ring jack, and those Canadians start cheering us, we're pizza and beer! Now Desolation might have sent away for matching tights, but Big Shawn and "Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine are rough and tough, and hard to bluff! Desolation, if I were you, I wouldn't be, because these people bought tickets for the cruiserweights but they came to see Jonnie Valentine's Glorious Canadian Run!!
(Jonnie Valentine struts out of frame)
Blake Samuels: Coming up fans, "Justifiably Expensive" Jonnie Valentine and Shawn Kutter take on Desolation. We'll see if Jonnie Valentine's so-called 'Glorious Canadian Run' continues.
Don't you dare miss it!
