Post by bloodiedfox on Feb 14, 2021 15:41:35 GMT -5
The rain pours down, and it does so on to an unusual scene. On a rooftop terrace, we see Big Bone standing, a yellow raincoat and hat on top of his skeleton outfit. Around him dance the Bikinied Lovelies and the Speedoed Twinks, who are all wearing transparent raincoats over their swimwear, and twirling umbrellas as part of the routine.
Hola fans de NLW! After what feels like siempre, Big Bone, El Esqueleto de Gran Fiesta returns to speak to you! Big Bone had become muy disheartened after he was apuñalado en la espalda by the oloroso Joe Blow and so missed out on the oportunidad to win the NLW Heavyweight Championship. Thus, management gave Big Bone time off to reenfocar and revitalizar with a strict regime of fiestas and sexo. This has given Big Bone a new lease of vida! So at Masquerade, Big Bone will lucha again, aun mejor than before, and it is just as well, because a challenge
más feroz awaits: El Cuervo de la Tormenta!!!
Storm Crow, if Big Bone had not researched you, he would have mistaken you for another vagabundo alcohólico, little different from Joe Blow or Nathan Parker, luchadors I have defeated before. But you are a libro who must not be judged by their portada! You were once un soldado, serving your country well until it traicionado you. It was your chemical genius that created the
ambrosía de Hyperion and his Legión. You are a veteran who has held muchos titles in the XHF, including the título Europeo and the título de Estados Unidos. If Big Bone takes you ligeramente, he will lose, and Big Bone can not afford to lose!
Si, it is true. In the wake of Big Bone's cerca de la victoria against Senor Dylan Black, his career has not been as lustre as it once was. Where perhaps he could have been in the evento principal, or challenging for the Campeonato de Estados del Sur, he finds himself in the second match of the card! Traditionally, this is when many aficionados go to el inodoro to orinar! Well, Big Bone and El Cuervo de la Tormenta will change that! Our lucha will be so fierce and compelling that the aficionados would rather orinarse than look away!
El Cuervo de la Tormenta, you are a worthy enemigo, but Big Bone will not be denied el victoria! He will show NLW that he is a true star, and he will do so by desplumando el cuervo, and that's the bottom line, because NYEH HEH HEH!!!
Big Bone starts to dance the Funky Chicken as we fade to black.
Hola fans de NLW! After what feels like siempre, Big Bone, El Esqueleto de Gran Fiesta returns to speak to you! Big Bone had become muy disheartened after he was apuñalado en la espalda by the oloroso Joe Blow and so missed out on the oportunidad to win the NLW Heavyweight Championship. Thus, management gave Big Bone time off to reenfocar and revitalizar with a strict regime of fiestas and sexo. This has given Big Bone a new lease of vida! So at Masquerade, Big Bone will lucha again, aun mejor than before, and it is just as well, because a challenge
más feroz awaits: El Cuervo de la Tormenta!!!
Storm Crow, if Big Bone had not researched you, he would have mistaken you for another vagabundo alcohólico, little different from Joe Blow or Nathan Parker, luchadors I have defeated before. But you are a libro who must not be judged by their portada! You were once un soldado, serving your country well until it traicionado you. It was your chemical genius that created the
ambrosía de Hyperion and his Legión. You are a veteran who has held muchos titles in the XHF, including the título Europeo and the título de Estados Unidos. If Big Bone takes you ligeramente, he will lose, and Big Bone can not afford to lose!
Si, it is true. In the wake of Big Bone's cerca de la victoria against Senor Dylan Black, his career has not been as lustre as it once was. Where perhaps he could have been in the evento principal, or challenging for the Campeonato de Estados del Sur, he finds himself in the second match of the card! Traditionally, this is when many aficionados go to el inodoro to orinar! Well, Big Bone and El Cuervo de la Tormenta will change that! Our lucha will be so fierce and compelling that the aficionados would rather orinarse than look away!
El Cuervo de la Tormenta, you are a worthy enemigo, but Big Bone will not be denied el victoria! He will show NLW that he is a true star, and he will do so by desplumando el cuervo, and that's the bottom line, because NYEH HEH HEH!!!
Big Bone starts to dance the Funky Chicken as we fade to black.