Primal has Roxy reaction (joint with Dave)
Feb 21, 2021 0:01:27 GMT -5
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Post by Timeless on Feb 21, 2021 0:01:27 GMT -5
*We see Timeless storming through the corridors of the Alex Turner Arena following Vicious Valentines. An intern holding a clip board darts out of his way and Timeless grabs him by the scruff*
Timeless : Where is PRIMAL? Have you seen him? And Roxy?
Intern : *Clutching his clipboard to Timeless’ fist around his scruff* No. *In fear* I haven’t seen them. But I did see you were facing him next show, 2nd March.
*Timeless lets go of the intern and reefs the clipboard off him looking over the card. He grins in satisfaction, then pushes past the intern continuing his search. He rounds another corner and opens a door, nothing. Timeless continues the search, now panic creeping in, and he is looking frantic, he hears a squeal from around the corner and turns and finds a door and boots it open and finds Roxylishus in there, unharmed and looking frightened. Timeless storms in and the door is closed behind him and we see Primal standing there.*
Timeless : What the Fuck man? I know you are a hairy oaf, but kidnapping? You think you are King Kong?
Primal : I don’t expect someone who lives in the lap of luxury to understand the inner machinations of the mind of someone who is pure humanity, distilled to its violent, primal essence.
Roxylishus : Kill him baby!
Timeless : I will ….
*Timeless moves towards Primal and is stopped by Primal holding his arms up in a non-violent “stop” position. Timeless stalls, taken aback by this uncharacteristic action. Primal reaches to the ground and opens a duffel bag on the ground. Inside are sewing supplies. As he bends we see his whole back is mostly bare. Timeless retches slightly and looks back at Roxy, who shrugs. He turns back and is met by Primal shoving an oversized backhair bra in his face. Timeless starts spitting out the pieces of hair in disgust, almost choking*
Primal : Looks like I made a mistake. I misjudged her … assets. This one should fit much better. I apologize for the inconvenience. This should be more suited to her ringside appearance when we fight each other.
*Primal turns and goes to leave but Roxylishus stops him.*
Roxylishus : I will never wear that filth!
Timeless : (pulling another hair off his tongue, gross) You’re gonna pay for this. And for trashing my sign! No means NO! We don’t want your stinking gifts and come March the 2nd I’m gonna ram this trash down your stinking throat!
Primal : The signs were an overreaction on my part. I rectified the mistake. When I beat you … *he grins a malicious grin* … maybe I’ll make YOU wear it instead. Either way it’s going to be on a big boob! HAHAHA!
Roxylishus : NEVER!
Timeless : (thinking) Well, what’s in it for me? We have to be able to get something if we WIN!
Roxylishus : NEVER! I will never wear that filth!
Timeless and Primal : (together) Quiet.
[Timeless and Primal then look at each other weirdly, sizing each other up.]
Primal : So one of you really WILL wear that when I win? How delightful. What do you have in mind?
Timeless : I want to shave you! Take every disgusting hair off that repulsive body.
Primal : BAHAHA is that all? I accept. After all I’ve shaved myself to make these already. I almost feel bad!
*Primal exits before Timeless can retort Roxylishus staring at Timeless in mortified disbelief.*
Timeless : Where is PRIMAL? Have you seen him? And Roxy?
Intern : *Clutching his clipboard to Timeless’ fist around his scruff* No. *In fear* I haven’t seen them. But I did see you were facing him next show, 2nd March.
*Timeless lets go of the intern and reefs the clipboard off him looking over the card. He grins in satisfaction, then pushes past the intern continuing his search. He rounds another corner and opens a door, nothing. Timeless continues the search, now panic creeping in, and he is looking frantic, he hears a squeal from around the corner and turns and finds a door and boots it open and finds Roxylishus in there, unharmed and looking frightened. Timeless storms in and the door is closed behind him and we see Primal standing there.*
Timeless : What the Fuck man? I know you are a hairy oaf, but kidnapping? You think you are King Kong?
Primal : I don’t expect someone who lives in the lap of luxury to understand the inner machinations of the mind of someone who is pure humanity, distilled to its violent, primal essence.
Roxylishus : Kill him baby!
Timeless : I will ….
*Timeless moves towards Primal and is stopped by Primal holding his arms up in a non-violent “stop” position. Timeless stalls, taken aback by this uncharacteristic action. Primal reaches to the ground and opens a duffel bag on the ground. Inside are sewing supplies. As he bends we see his whole back is mostly bare. Timeless retches slightly and looks back at Roxy, who shrugs. He turns back and is met by Primal shoving an oversized backhair bra in his face. Timeless starts spitting out the pieces of hair in disgust, almost choking*
Primal : Looks like I made a mistake. I misjudged her … assets. This one should fit much better. I apologize for the inconvenience. This should be more suited to her ringside appearance when we fight each other.
*Primal turns and goes to leave but Roxylishus stops him.*
Roxylishus : I will never wear that filth!
Timeless : (pulling another hair off his tongue, gross) You’re gonna pay for this. And for trashing my sign! No means NO! We don’t want your stinking gifts and come March the 2nd I’m gonna ram this trash down your stinking throat!
Primal : The signs were an overreaction on my part. I rectified the mistake. When I beat you … *he grins a malicious grin* … maybe I’ll make YOU wear it instead. Either way it’s going to be on a big boob! HAHAHA!
Roxylishus : NEVER!
Timeless : (thinking) Well, what’s in it for me? We have to be able to get something if we WIN!
Roxylishus : NEVER! I will never wear that filth!
Timeless and Primal : (together) Quiet.
[Timeless and Primal then look at each other weirdly, sizing each other up.]
Primal : So one of you really WILL wear that when I win? How delightful. What do you have in mind?
Timeless : I want to shave you! Take every disgusting hair off that repulsive body.
Primal : BAHAHA is that all? I accept. After all I’ve shaved myself to make these already. I almost feel bad!
*Primal exits before Timeless can retort Roxylishus staring at Timeless in mortified disbelief.*
