nCw Collision: !granD*Slam! LIVE
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Hard cut right into the middle of the ring where major shareholder Leonard Fox stands surrounded by hyped up fans chanting NCW!
Leonard Fox: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to New Championship Wrestling Presents! COLLISION: GRAAAND SLAAAAM!!!
The crowd hypes up and chants “welcome back”.
Leonard Fox: “Usually this is the part where I’d make a big speech about the rising of a Phoenix and the grand return but I know damn well you folks didn’t pay to see me. No, you paid to see the ACTION! You paid to see the INTENSITY! You paid to see NEW CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!!!!
The sold out crowd hoots and hollers and bangs on the barricades.
Leonard Fox: Please welcome the returning Eric Hardy and Brent Sampson on commentary!
The camera cuts over to the voice of ncw and the one and only play by play commentator of the brand Eric Hardy. Next to him former head of talent relations and host of “I Wanna Talk to Sampson!” Brent Sampson.
Eric Hardy: Hello Everyone! Welcome to nCw Collision! Nice to see you again Brent!
Brent Sampson: It’s great to be back home, Eric!
Cut back to Leonard in the ring.
Leonard Fox: Without further adieu! Please sit back and enjoy the show!
Leonard points to the screen and lights fade out.
The screen lights as the thunderous intro to Whiplash by Metallica starts to play. The drum beat kicks in and you can see both a Red and a Yellow race car revving up at individual starting lines. They both peel out and start racing down the track and that’s when you realize it’s the same track and both cars are speeding right towards each other! Right as they collide the image explodes into the Grand Slam logo!
Leonard Fox: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to New Championship Wrestling Presents! COLLISION: GRAAAND SLAAAAM!!!
The crowd hypes up and chants “welcome back”.
Leonard Fox: “Usually this is the part where I’d make a big speech about the rising of a Phoenix and the grand return but I know damn well you folks didn’t pay to see me. No, you paid to see the ACTION! You paid to see the INTENSITY! You paid to see NEW CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!!!!
The sold out crowd hoots and hollers and bangs on the barricades.
Leonard Fox: Please welcome the returning Eric Hardy and Brent Sampson on commentary!
The camera cuts over to the voice of ncw and the one and only play by play commentator of the brand Eric Hardy. Next to him former head of talent relations and host of “I Wanna Talk to Sampson!” Brent Sampson.
Eric Hardy: Hello Everyone! Welcome to nCw Collision! Nice to see you again Brent!
Brent Sampson: It’s great to be back home, Eric!
Cut back to Leonard in the ring.
Leonard Fox: Without further adieu! Please sit back and enjoy the show!
Leonard points to the screen and lights fade out.
The screen lights as the thunderous intro to Whiplash by Metallica starts to play. The drum beat kicks in and you can see both a Red and a Yellow race car revving up at individual starting lines. They both peel out and start racing down the track and that’s when you realize it’s the same track and both cars are speeding right towards each other! Right as they collide the image explodes into the Grand Slam logo!
New Championship Wrestling presents
nCw COLLISION:
!granD*Slam!
LIVE: 2-21-21!
!Freakke The Carnival King vs Chris Jenericho!
The guitar riff gets chuggy again and Freakke The Carnival King makes his entrance to much fanfare from the cretins.
Chris Jenericho is already in the ring.
Eric Hardy: Freakke the Carnival King is a unique enigma in this business!
Brent Sampson: When I first signed him, he definitely made an immediate impression on me. Shocked my hand with a buzzer!
The bell rings and Jenericho comes running in only to eat a spinning wheel kick from Freakke the Clown!
Spinning Neckbreaker from Freakke the Clown!
Freaks hits the ropes for a LIONSAULT and hooks the leg. 1….2….Jenericho gets the shoulder up.
Freakke is running the ropes.
Jenericho misses his clothesline attempt.
Freakke bounces off the other ropes, comes back jumps up and onto Chris’s shoulders, spins behind and spikes Jenericho with a Frankensteiner! Chris spikes into the mat and slides out of the ring from the impact.
Eric Hardy: WHAT A MOVE FROM FREAKKE THE CLOWN!
Brent Sampson: Jenerichos head bounced off the mat there!
Freakke is hyping up the crowd as the lyrics come in.
🎼Late at night, all systems go, you've come to see the show🎼
Jenericho is climbing back into the ring, The ref doesn’t see an eye rake to the Carnival King.
🎼We do our best, you're the rest, you make it real, you know🎼
Jenericho hits a big stalling suplex!
🎼There's a feeling deep inside that drives you fuckin' mad🎼
Jenericho has Freakke seated on the top rope. But Freakke starts battling back. Shoves Chris back with a kick.
🎼A feeling of a hammerhead, you need it, oh, so bad🎼
Big slow mo shot of Freakke flying through the air, flash bulbs going off, MISSILE DROPKICK!
🎼Adrenaline starts to flow🎼
Freakke hits a big shining wizard!
🎼You're thrashing all around🎼
He follows up with a Rolling Thunder Kick that hits Jenericho flush!
🎼Acting like a maniac🎼
Eric Hardy: OH MAN! BIG TIME SMILEDRIVER!!!!!
Brent Sampson: He got him!!!
🎼Whiplash!🎼
Freakke hooks the leg. 1…..2….3!!!!!
Winner: FREAKKE THE CARNIVAL KING!!
!“Street Samurai” Damien Walker vs Hexx!
Damein rises onto the stage carrying a kendo stick over one shoulder striding down the ramp as the music amps.
Hexx is already in the ring.
The bell rings and the rookie Damien Walker steps out to meet Hexx for a grapple but Hexx drills a kick to his gut!
Eric Hardy: Oof. The young man walked into a trap there.
Brent Sampson: Hexx is a crafty. He has been in this business a long time.
Hexx takes advantage of the situation and smashes Damiens head into the turnbuckle!
🎼Bang your head against the stage like you never did before🎼
Hexx hooks up Damien and nails a hard snap suplex. Damien cries out and Hexx gives an evil grin.
🎼Make it ring, make it bleed, make it really sore🎼
Hexx has Damien in a rear chin lock. And he is really grinding it. Damien reaches for the ropes.
🎼In a frenzied madness with your leathers and your spikes🎼
Damien scores the rope break and as he is rising to his feet Hexx hits a hard kick to the side of the head.
🎼Heads are bobbing all around, it's hot as Hell tonight🎼
Damien starts to look a little angry as Hexx grabs him by the hair.
🎼Adrenaline starts to flow🎼
Hexx slaps the rookie across the face and laughs.
🎼You're thrashing all around🎼
Damien grits his teeth and clenches his fists.
🎼Acting like a maniac🎼
*CRACK!*
Eric Hardy: NO FATE!!!
Brent Sampson: V-trigger flush to the jaw!
🎼Whiplash!🎼
Hexx collapses to the mat and Damien hooks the leg. 1...2….Hexx just barely gets his shoulder up!
Eric Hardy: That No Fate just completely evened the odds there for Damien Walker.
Brent Sampson: Courtesy of his trainer. You see that look in his eyes? He is fired up!
🎼Here on stage, the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears🎼
Damien grabs Hexxs arm and performs a ripcord knee strike. Hexx staggers back to the ropes and bounces right back.
🎼It kicks your ass, kicks your face, exploding feeling nears🎼
Damien unleashes a vicious combo of strikes and kicks. Palm strikes and elbows followed up by a step up enziguri.
🎼Now's the time to let it rip, to let it fuckin' loose🎼
Eric Hardy: The Streetwalker is starting to look damn good here on Collision!
Brent Sampson: Trained by Devlin Raine! A legend in his own right!
🎼We're gathered here to maim and kill, 'cause this is what we choose🎼
Walker ducks under a punch from Hexx and Damien hoist him up for a firemen’s carry. He flips forward and plants Hexx and follows up with a middle rope moonsault! That’s called LOOPER!
🎼Adrenaline starts to flow🎼
Damien is on Hexx with his Section 9 snap regal Plex! Hexx plants right onto his head and Damien starts measuring him up!
🎼You're thrashing all around🎼
Damien gets his oppoenent up onto his shoulders in the Electric Chair position, pushing one leg away and grabbing his opponents head He drives his opponent to the mat and hooks in for a smooth pin.
🎼Acting like a maniac🎼
Eric Hardy: NEVER FADE AWAY! That’s gotta be it!
Brent Sampson: Stick a fork in Hexx he is done!
The ref counts. 1….2….3!!!
Winner: DAMIEN WALKER!
Damien celebrates with the fans in the crowd.
🎼Here we go!🎼
!Charlie Velez vs "Bad Luck" Chuck!
🎼Guitar Solo🎼
Bad Luck Chuck makes his entrance. He trips and tumbles down the entrance ramp.
The camera cuts to Brent Sampson with a mic addressing the crowd.
Brent Sampson: Unfortunately folks, I have to inform you that Charlie Velez cannot be here tonight.
The crowd start to boo.
Brent Sampson: Yeah I know. It’s a travesty. Apparently Mr. Velez has an issue with his private jet, in that he fired the crew and now he has no one to fly him to the show.
Bad Luck Chuck starts to realize what is going on. He gets excited and starts asking the ref if he’s gonna raises his hand.
Eric Hardy: So wait a minute? Does this mean that Bad Luck Chuck actually won the match?
Brent Sampson: Nope. Leonard has thrown the match out. But this is the closest to a victory Chuck is going to get. Look how happy he is.
Chuck is celebrating in the ring. He’s jumping up and down and shaking the ropes.
Bad Luck Chuck: IVE DONE IT! Ha ha WOOOO! I KNEW my luck was FINALLY GONNA CHANGE BAYBEEEEEE!!!
While Chuck is celebrating he doesn’t see Esmeralda Van Krauss appear in the ring behind him. She has a menacing glare in her eyes.
Eric Hardy: Ohhhh no. That is Esmeralda Von Krauss!!! A new signee here in nCw!
Brent Sampson: She looks like one baaaaaaaaad woman!
Chuck turns around and stops celebrating when he sees her standing there. Chuck starts to make a move but Esmeralda runs forward and levels chuck with a brutal ace kick that flips him inside out!
🎼Whiplash!🎼
Eric Hardy: OH MYYYYY!! She just about took his head off!!!
Brent Sampson: Sorry Chuck, looks like your luck took a turn for the worse.
🎼The show is through, the metal's gone, it's time to hit the road🎼
Esmeralda Von Krauss is just pummeling down punches and strikes onto a prone Chuck.
🎼Another town, another gig, again we will explode🎼
She stomps directly into his stomach and he sits up from the pain and she sends another knee strike straight to the bridge of the nose.
🎼Hotel rooms and motorways, life out here is raw🎼
She drags the bloodied Bad Luck Chuck up off the mat and just spikes him right back down with a headlock driver!
🎼But we'll never stop, we'll never quit, 'cause we're EN CEE DOUBLE YOU!🎼
Esmeralda pulls the practically lifeless Chuck and props him into the ropes.
🎼Adrenaline starts to flow🎼
She gets a running start, comes back, forward roll and then just destroys what’s left of Bad Luck Chuck with a leaping palm strike to the chin. Chuck seizes up and falls to the mat.
🎼You're thrashing all around🎼
Eric Hardy: My God! Esmeralda Von Krauss just made a statement! She just destroyed Bad Luck Chuck!
Brent Sampson: All because she could Eric! Whoever has to take on this woman of brutality better pack a lunch!
🎼Acting like a maniac🎼
Close up on Esmeralda glaring into the camera and she crosses her arms. Proud of what she’s done as EMTs rush out to tend to Chuck.
🎼Wow, wow🎼
~~~~
Eric Hardy: Well I can’t believe what we’ve seen so far. It’s been one hell of a comeback. But now it is time for the main event. The world championship match.
Brent Sampson: Steve Awesome defends against Ricky Johnson. But first let’s remind everyone how we got here.
Eric Hardy: Steve Awesome secures the ncw world title from Zelda Knite and immediately declares his intentions to cash in for an XHF XCrown title match at Battle for Hegemony.
Brent Sampson: But Ricky Johnson crashes the party. He doesn’t want to see everything he and so many others become just an asterisk within the XCrown. And honestly I can’t say I blame him.
Eric Hardy: Me either. This is seven years of our lives on the line tonight too Brent.
The lights dim. Suddenly the nCw flashback logo appears on the screen.
nCw Flashback
Crossroads 2/28/10 Defeated Atreyu and Nelly Angel in a three way to win the nCw Honor/Xtreme Championsip
nCw Flashback
Picture Perfect 6/15/08 Ricky Johnson and JackHammer won a battle royal for the right to choose partners to go after the tag titles with. Johnson chose Anthony and Hammer chose Dark Prophet, and due to interference from Spike Kane, Anthony and Johnson picked up the win.
nCw Flashback
Ricky Johnson - Collision 2/3/08 Defeated Shaun Wilson on Collision to become the X Division Champion after winning a title shot the week before at Cross Roads.
nCw Flashback
"Rockstar" Ricky Johnson - Collision 11/4/07 Defeated Milo Holland in surprise fashion to become National Champion.
nCw Flashback
Ricky Johnson - A Night to Remember 5/13/12 Ricky Johnson followed up his Coliseum win, and becoming NCW's Gladiator, with an even more impressive feat, becoming the first man to win NCW's "Grand Slam" by beating Todd Williams for the World Title
Eric Hardy: Just a glimpse of Ricky Johnson's decorated career.
Brent Sampson: You can see much much more in the XHF Vault!
Defy You" by Offspring plays on the PA system. A golden throne arises from the side of the ramp, encased by fire similar to the gangrel entrance. Ricky is seated, Ricky steps over the fire as it goes out, and head down the aisle.
Eric Hardy: Here is the challenger. Ricky Johnson the grand slam champion. He hasn’t wrestled in almost a decade, does he have what it takes to defend his legacy here tonight?
Brent Sampson: Thats always been the thing about Ricky Johnson. He never said much, he never rocked the boat. People count him out all the time but he just goes out there and wins titles. But he does have a hell of a task against the Face of the Franchise.
{All the lights in the arena die out and the fans in attendance start chanting
his name.}
"AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!"
{Dramatic Pause.}
"REGRETS I'VE HAD MINE!"
{The lights in the arena explode to life as they flash green and black to the beat as Steve Awesome comes running out with intensity to the hyped up chorus of "Full of Regrets" by Danko Jones.}
Lonely nights/ and a whole lot of wasted time!
If you see her wont you tell her for me/
It's better this way to avoid all the misery
{The chorus plays again as Steve walks down to the ring. The guitar starts soloing and Steve hops into the ring and he provocatively slips off his jacket and then spins and drops into a kneel and he flexes his arms. He gets a slow motion effect as pyro sprays behind him.}
Eric Hardy: And the champion. Steve Awesome. The self proclaimed “Face of the Franchise.” This man has a hall of fame legacy too and he would rather throw it away into the XCrown like it’s nothing!
Brent Sampson: Well Steve has been carving out his own legacy all over the world. Part of me understands it. But he’s going to have to get through Ricky Johnson first.
!nCw World *Championship Match!
!Ricky Johnson Vs Steve Awesome!
!Ricky Johnson Vs Steve Awesome!
The bell rings and this match is underway. Steve Awesome looks confident as he struts in and both men lock up.
Eric Hardy: Steve Awesome thinks this is going to be easy.
Brent Sampson: He has been way more active.
Ricky snaps behind and locks in a hammerlock. Steve is surprised by it but he plays it cool. He looks for a reversal but Ricky Johnson is stopping every attempt. Ricky really wrenches the hold and Steve yells out in pain and drags himself over to the ropes for a break. Ricky let’s go at four and Steve Awesome nurses his arm a little and gives Ricky a nod. “Okay” he said with an impressed nod.
Steve comes stomping back into a tie up and he goes for the arm of Ricky but the grand slam champion is able to roll through and he grabs the arm and hits an arm drag on Steve. Steve grumbles under his breath and he goes for another tie up and he goes behind. He hooks Ricky up for a back suplex but Ricky flips behind and he shoves Steve forward. Steve turns around and comes running in but Ricky takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Steve holds his jaw in pain. Steve gets up only to find himself at a stand off with his opponent. Steve stops and backs up toward the ropes again. He glances around the arena and the crowd is chanting “you still got it!”
Eric Hardy: Ricky Johnson is showing that he doesn’t have much ring rust here tonight! And Steve Awesome doesn’t like it!
Brent Sampson: Steve is playing it cool.
Steve wipes at his face in frustration and then smiles and nods his head. “Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright. Cool. Cool. Cool.” Steve calms himself down and gives Ricky some applause of his own. Steve suddenly runs after Ricky again but Ricky just quickly spins him around and drops him with a big snap German suplex that drops the world champion on the top of his head.
Steve Awesome looks a bit dazed but once he shakes it off he’s just pissed. He glares at Ricky. “Okay. Alright You sunova-“ Steve storms in again but this time he runs right into a huge right hand from Ricky Johnson that spins the champ on his heel. Ricky snags him again and lands three German suplexes in a row. Ricky drags Steve up to his feet and just nails three stinging knife edge chops. Steve tenses up and Ricky whips Steve to the ropes Steve comes running right back into a side effect and Ricky hooks the leg. 1...2….Steve gets the shoulder up.
Eric Hardy: First pin attempt in this match and the challenger has the advantage.
Brent Sampson: I have to say, Ricky Johnson has been on fire tonight!
Eric Hardy: Ricky drags the champion up to his feet and he hooks him up and suplex! Wait he’s spinning his hips. And oh another suplex to the champion. He’s spinning his hips again and he pulls the champ up. Oh I know what’s next!
Brent Sampson: BRAINBUSTAHHHH!!! That is classic Ricky Johnson! He calls that The Setback!
Ricky hooks the leg and the ref counts. 1….2…kick out!!! Ricky doesn’t let Steve have anytime to rest he quickly drags him back up and back down The Solution (codebreaker) Ricky hooks the leg again. 1….2….but Steve still gets a shoulder up.
Eric Hardy: I’m not sure Steve Awesome thinks this match is easy anymore.
Brent Sampson: Ricky Johnson has the champ in a bad spot. Can the grand slam champion save his legacy?
Eric Hardy: Looks like Ricky Johnson is signaling for the Fade Away. He has finished and won gold many times with this tazmission hold.
Brent Sampson: A deadly hold that could squeeze the life right out of the world champion.
Ricky goes to lock the hold in but Steve swings an elbow and bashes Ricky in the face. This stuns the challenger long enough for Steve to get underneath and lift Ricky up on his shoulders. He’s looking for the SteveKO but Ricky escapes and he locks in the Fade Away!!
Eric Hardy: FADE AWAY!! ITS LOCKED IN!!
Brent Sampson: Steve Awesome is waving his arms but he can’t get out!
Steve frantically tries to claw his way out but he can’t and things are looking bleak until he just barrels backward with all his might and smashes Ricky into the turnbuckle. But he doesn’t let go! Steve looks like he’s fading but at the last second they turn around giving Steve the opportunity to kick off the middle turnbuckle and fall backward into a pin! The ref slides into count 1...2….Ricky kicks out and breaks the hold in the process! Ricky double checks with the ref to make sure he was still in the match.
Eric Hardy: Steve Awesome found the only thing he could do in that moment.
Brent Sampson: I think you are right. Steve wasn’t going to last much longer in Fade Away.
Ricky goes to follow up but Steve pops up out of nowhere and blasts Ricky with the jawbreaker superkick!
Eric Hardy: OH NOOO! Desperation super kick lands right on the mark.
Brent Sampson: Steve is crawling for a cover!
Steve puts an arm over Ricky and the ref counts. 1...2…..Ricky kicks out. Steve pulls himself up to his feet and sees Ricky is still down and he smirks as the crowd boos. Steve starts stomping on Ricky and then he drops down and starts raining punches. He drags Ricky up to his feet and drops him back down with a hammerlock backdrop!
Eric Hardy: The Champion takes control.
Brent Sampson: They say the superkick is overused. But one superkick from Steve Awesome can turn the whole tide of a match.
Ricky clutched his arm but he gets up to his feet. But Steve is already there and he locks in the cross face chicken wing! Steve really wrenches at the arm he hurt and then launches him backward with a chicken wing suplex.
Eric Hardy: And Steve Awesome hits that Awesome Plex and he starts to get fired up himself.
Brent Sampson: Ricky has to regain his focus!
Steve runs to the ropes and hits a running elbow. Ricky falls to the mat but he gets up just in time to eat another running elbow. Ricky climbs to his feet and gets scoop slammed. Steve runs to the ropes and hits an elbow drop. Then he gets up, runs to the other ropes and hits a running Senton. Then he gets up runs to the opposite ropes again, struts, pretends to write out an autograph and then throws “it” at Ricky on the ground and then drops an elbow into a model pose cocky pin. The ref goes to count. 1...2…..Ricky gets the shoulder up. Steve gets up and starts to argue with the ref that it was three. Ricky suddenly pops up and locks in Fade Away!!
Eric Hardy: WOAH!!! He’s got the submission locked in the middle of the ring! Could this be it!?
Brent Sampson: Steve is trying to find his way out!
Steve tries to head for the turnbuckle since it worked earlier but Ricky stops him by jumping up and putting his legs around one of Steve’s legs and grapevines him! They both fall to the mat, Ricky squeezing the hold. Steve Awesome isn’t moving!
Eric Hardy: Steve Awesome looks out of it!
Brent Sampson: I think we have a new champion!
Eric Hardy: Wait!? The ref is telling Ricky he has to break the hold!? Why?
Brent Sampson: Steve got his foot on the ropes!
The camera sees Steve’s foot on the rope but they also see Zelda Knite suddenly standing there and acting completely innocent to anything that may be going on.
Eric Hardy: What the hell is she doing there!?
Brent Sampson: Zelda Knite can only be up to no good!
Eric Hardy: Of course she is! Ricky Johnson should be the new champ but instead he has to break the hold.
Brent Sampson: The ref cant call what he didn’t see, Eric. It’s a harsh truth.
Ricky argues with the ref but he gets no sympathy. Ricky sighs and he notices that Steve is in a good position near the turnbuckle so he starts to climb. The sold out crowd starts to cheer. Ricky measures the champion and BURN OUT (Phoenix splash)
Eric Hardy: Steve Awesome rolled out of the way!
Brent Sampson: Ricky Johnson crashed and burned!
Steve Awesome quickly hoists him up and drops him down with the SteveKO! Steve Awesome hooks the leg! 1….2…..3!!!!!
Winner and STILL CHAMPION: Steve Awesome!
Full of Regret by Danko Jones starts playing and the ref hands Steve the championship.
Eric Hardy: No! NO! Damnit no! Ricky has Steve dead to rights if it wasn’t for that damn Zelda Knite!
Brent Sampson: Zelda May very have been the difference maker here tonight. But now what? What does this mean for the nCw world championship?
Steve Awesome and Zelda Knite celebrate in the ring. Steve is laughing and rubbing it into the camera. He’s yelling at the XCrown Champion.
Steve Awesome: HA HA YEAH I DID IT! Watch your back Dylan Black! I’m coming for that metal arm! And the XCrown title-huh?
Suddenly the lights go dim.
nCw Flashback
The image stays on the screen and the lights stay dark.
Eric Hardy: What the hell is going on? That one looks different!
Brent Sampson: I can't see a damn thing!
Eric Hardy: Wait a minute!!!
The sold out crowd pop immensely. Zelda Knite just freezes in fear and Steve is so shocked and startled he falls to his ass!
Eric Hardy: No way!
Brent Sampson: It cant be!
Eric Hardy: But it is!
Brent Sampson: Its!
Eric Hardy: Its!
Brent Sampson: ITS!!!!
Eric Hardy: ITS FALLLCONNNNNN
Brent Sampson: OH MY GOD!! Steve Awesome looks like he just saw a ghost! I think we all did!
Steve Awesome frantically shakes his head and points and screams at the picture on the screen.
Steve Awesome: NO! NO! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!! NOOOOOO NOT HIM!!!
Zelda still stands frozen with fear in the middle of the ring and Steve pleads with the screen.
Steve Awesome: PLEASE NOT HIMMMM!!!!!!!!
Eric Hardy: Wait! What does this mean? We all thought Falcon was gone forever!
Brent Sampson: Well you know what they say Hardy…..The man is immortal.
Fade out on a frantic Steve Awesome clutching his world title and pleading with the picture on the screen to go away.
Fade.
Brent Sampson: OH MY GOD!! Steve Awesome looks like he just saw a ghost! I think we all did!
Steve Awesome frantically shakes his head and points and screams at the picture on the screen.
Steve Awesome: NO! NO! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!! NOOOOOO NOT HIM!!!
Zelda still stands frozen with fear in the middle of the ring and Steve pleads with the screen.
Steve Awesome: PLEASE NOT HIMMMM!!!!!!!!
Eric Hardy: Wait! What does this mean? We all thought Falcon was gone forever!
Brent Sampson: Well you know what they say Hardy…..The man is immortal.
Fade out on a frantic Steve Awesome clutching his world title and pleading with the picture on the screen to go away.
Fade.