Incentive [Primal RP]
Feb 28, 2021 17:28:39 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, SWAT Team, and 1 more like this
Post by Dave D-Flipz on Feb 28, 2021 17:28:39 GMT -5
*We open up on a tv screen. On the TV screen is a youtube video tutorial. A woman is on screen with a small girl. She is using the small girl as a dummy to show the watchers how to do various types of tricks with hair and such. Right now she is on a French Braid. We can see from the open tabs on the browser (we're clearly bluetoothed to the tv from a computer or phone) that there are lessons on plaits, braids, curls, and cornrows. The camera zooms out and we see Buttons the War Corgi watching the TV and chewing on a hambone. We zoom out further and a very elaborate interlaced design of braided hair hits the screen. There are red bows, and clips, and scrunchies. As we move out we see we are looking at a chest ... with french braids ... the arms are covered in corn rows, the back is covered in plaits ... how did he reach his back to do that??? Is his hair alive and learning?*
: "Don't worry Buttons, I'll get your curls later. You will be the talk of all the bitches ... literal bitches that is. You will be more popular than even those fancy new pokey mans! You need to look the part after all. We are going to need to impress our opponents, and they seem oh so attached to physical appearance, as if it defines you. How simple a mind set. To think you can tell what a person is worth by their appearance. And yet all these ... peons ... spend their hard earned money ... a false societal construct mind you ... and go to salons, and malls, and parlors, and such. All this effort to hide who they truly are. All these false masks to wear. Make people see what you want them to see. It's pathetic. And lest we forget the cruelest one of all, cosmetic surgery. Actually going under the knife to appear different and further rot the human inside. Losing your sharp instincts in favor of soft, rounded, plastic sensibility. IT'S DISGUSTING!"
*He slams his hands on the chair arm rests as he stops weaving together ... um ... where were his hands just now? Below the camera line ... are his legs braided yet?*
: "And here I am offering a service to get you closer to nature, your true humanity. A small chance to slip behind the mask and show the TRUE force you are with a little outward expression. And I am rejected, called strange, called disgusting. Timeless and Roxy ... how crude and tactless. Narcissistic and arrogant. They feel they are superior to everyone. Well I will show them. After all, I'm just a caveman right? Mark my words, Buttons. By the end of that show, I will have them both in matching outfits! Matching my own!"
*He shows off his braided chest hair.*
: "It's a lesson they need to learn. Caught in this backwards mindset, that it matters what people think of you and your appearance. All this talk of ... gender roles, and how men and women are different. BAH, all that matters is how HUMANS are different. ANd we AREN'T! We are all just animals, and we could be permanently on top of the world with our intellects if we dispensed with all the trappings of civilization we use to distract ourselves and dilute our essences. I will find the layer of true animalistic humanity behind the bravado, metal hands, plastic chests, and hot air filled heads. I am making it my mission to straighten these two out. They see me as lesser, a tool to be used for their own purposes. He and Dane are not so different. But I can use that to my advantage. I can get what I want out of this whole ordeal yet Buttons! Let them have their dreams of glory. My desires are less ... crystallized and apparent. I can play along. And it begins by breaking down their senseless barriers. As if my weaved hair is ANY different than a wool sweater or a fur coat, or a leather jacket."
*Buttons yips in appreciation as Primal begins braiding his hair too*
: "Oh I know, you can pee on whatever you want boy. Hell you can have Timeless's fake hand as a toy too. NPW is in for a treat. I will make sure two sets of boobs are in my homemade undergarments! Oh ... I know ... don't worry boy. This whole country will learn to embrace the wilds within. I will untame this land, and then dominate it. Canada is just the start. But for now we need to build an army of animals. If Scott Steel can recruit wild animals ... I can make some out of the men and women here. HAHAHAHAA!"
*Primal continues to braid Buttons as we zoom past the giant bra and now matching thong, and a banana hammock next to it. The spoils of war for the ... losers in this case?*
: "Don't worry Buttons, I'll get your curls later. You will be the talk of all the bitches ... literal bitches that is. You will be more popular than even those fancy new pokey mans! You need to look the part after all. We are going to need to impress our opponents, and they seem oh so attached to physical appearance, as if it defines you. How simple a mind set. To think you can tell what a person is worth by their appearance. And yet all these ... peons ... spend their hard earned money ... a false societal construct mind you ... and go to salons, and malls, and parlors, and such. All this effort to hide who they truly are. All these false masks to wear. Make people see what you want them to see. It's pathetic. And lest we forget the cruelest one of all, cosmetic surgery. Actually going under the knife to appear different and further rot the human inside. Losing your sharp instincts in favor of soft, rounded, plastic sensibility. IT'S DISGUSTING!"*He slams his hands on the chair arm rests as he stops weaving together ... um ... where were his hands just now? Below the camera line ... are his legs braided yet?*
: "And here I am offering a service to get you closer to nature, your true humanity. A small chance to slip behind the mask and show the TRUE force you are with a little outward expression. And I am rejected, called strange, called disgusting. Timeless and Roxy ... how crude and tactless. Narcissistic and arrogant. They feel they are superior to everyone. Well I will show them. After all, I'm just a caveman right? Mark my words, Buttons. By the end of that show, I will have them both in matching outfits! Matching my own!"*He shows off his braided chest hair.*
: "It's a lesson they need to learn. Caught in this backwards mindset, that it matters what people think of you and your appearance. All this talk of ... gender roles, and how men and women are different. BAH, all that matters is how HUMANS are different. ANd we AREN'T! We are all just animals, and we could be permanently on top of the world with our intellects if we dispensed with all the trappings of civilization we use to distract ourselves and dilute our essences. I will find the layer of true animalistic humanity behind the bravado, metal hands, plastic chests, and hot air filled heads. I am making it my mission to straighten these two out. They see me as lesser, a tool to be used for their own purposes. He and Dane are not so different. But I can use that to my advantage. I can get what I want out of this whole ordeal yet Buttons! Let them have their dreams of glory. My desires are less ... crystallized and apparent. I can play along. And it begins by breaking down their senseless barriers. As if my weaved hair is ANY different than a wool sweater or a fur coat, or a leather jacket."*Buttons yips in appreciation as Primal begins braiding his hair too*
: "Oh I know, you can pee on whatever you want boy. Hell you can have Timeless's fake hand as a toy too. NPW is in for a treat. I will make sure two sets of boobs are in my homemade undergarments! Oh ... I know ... don't worry boy. This whole country will learn to embrace the wilds within. I will untame this land, and then dominate it. Canada is just the start. But for now we need to build an army of animals. If Scott Steel can recruit wild animals ... I can make some out of the men and women here. HAHAHAHAA!"*Primal continues to braid Buttons as we zoom past the giant bra and now matching thong, and a banana hammock next to it. The spoils of war for the ... losers in this case?*
