Post by Cliff Clinton? on Mar 18, 2021 0:22:40 GMT -5
{Steve Awesome paces back and forth, constantly checking his watch, adjusting the title snugly slung over his shoulder, standing outside an office door. A very special office door, with a big Gold star on it and a very familiar name. Leonard Fox. Questions remain about tonights card, and Steve is ready to demand answers. ...As soon as the man answers the frickin door.}
Steve Awesome: Making me wait all the damn time. Who does he think I am!? I have things I need to be doing...
{Every few steps, Steve stops completely, remains very still, and looks all around in his abject paranoia. Before resuming pacing. A man in a FedEx uniform walks up, holding a manilla envelope, a clipboard, and wearing a baseball cap pulled low.}
Courier: Mr Awesome? Sign here please..
{Steve barely gives the man a second glance, signing the clipboard and basically wrenching the envelope from the hand before turning his back dismissively. The man simply fades away into the background as Steve tears the envelope open. Turning it upside down, a small white object falls into his open palm. A little mp3 player with a single ear bud. He places it into his ear, hitting play as he reaches in to slide out a single sheet of paper.}
Steve Awesome: (reading) Oh, you thought I was dead.. How quaint.. you can't kill me.. Silly man...
{As he's reading, the music in his earbud starts playing, a very familiar drum beat. Leading into 'Immortal' by Adema, Steve's face slowly twists into an expression of rage, crumpling the paper and throwing both it and the mp3 player against the wall, where the latter smashes into pieces. He knocks over a stack of boxes, before walking up to the door and simply kicking it open with a thunderous force. Behind a desk, a man sits, phone in his hand, staring at the intruder with an expression of someone who has seen everything and more.}
Steve Awesome: Why did you hire him!? Of all the people, WHY HIM!?
{Leonard sighs, speaks a terse 'I'll call you back' into the phone and places it down. As if he'd dealt with many such tantrums before.}
Leonard Fox: I didn't hire him, as much as I wish I could.. He's not medically cleared to compete in any official capacity, didn't he tell you?
Steve Awesome: What?
Leonard Fox: He had a form for you to sign, we needed a hold harmless agreement for you guys to have a Street Fight or nothing could be done. He was supposed to find you to sign it. Have you not seen him? He said he would find you.
{Steve stops for a moment, thinking. His hands clench into fists slowly.}
Steve Awesome: SON OF A BITCH!
{He turns suddenly and runs out of the room, down the hall, looking this way and that. Seeing nobody, he continues, until coming across a dumpster. Inside which is a fedex uniform and a a hat. His attention is drawn to the open lid, which is painted. 'See you soon, Champ. Hope you're prepared.'}
Fade
nCw Presents:
Collison: Ghosts of the Past
*Falcon Shriek*
We open up on the Collision commentators. Eric Hardy and Brent Sampson.
Eric Hardy: Hello everyone and welcome back another edition of Collision! I am Eric Hardy and this is Brent Sampson. What an announcement we just heard at the top of the show. Steve Awesome the nCw world champion is a going to face nCw Hall of Famer, Falcon! Can you believe that!?
Brent Sampson: I actually have a problem with it Hardy. Falcon has been tormenting Steve Awesome for an entire month! He hasn’t been able to sleep or anything. There is absolutely no way he is fully prepared for a non sanctioned street fight for the ncw championship.
Eric Hardy: Well he has a night to prepare! We got another packed house tonight with some exciting matches!
Brent Sampson: I cant wait to see it!
{The drum beat starts up as we see a dark rainy city street lit up by moon light. We see a street gang all wearing feathers and the Falcon face paint. Then another gang of thugs wearing sunglasses. They all start running into a huge battle.}
🎼LETS FIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT🎼
Nemisis vs Damien Walker
{Nemesis cracks his knuckles before continuing on his path toward the ring, with Snyder throwing his head back and letting out a loud cackle of obnoxious laughter, slowly following along a couple of paces behind, taking his time to antagonize the fans.}
{Damein rises onto the stage carrying a kendo stick over one shoudler striding down the ramp as the music amps up and he insted of climbing into the ring instead walks along the arpon to climb up the turnbuckle to lift teh kendo stick high smoothly stepping to drop into the ring as he takesoff the jacket, shadees and ensures the Kendo stick is secure before hyoping up the crowd to bow to all four corners and fond omn to await his opponent.}
Eric Hardy: Both The Street Walker and the mysterious Nemisis have an a nice background in strikes and speed.
Brent Sampson: It’s gonna be fast paced and hard hitting. But I Hope Nemesis kicks Damiens head off!
🎼We're face to face🎼
The ref gives them the run down as they stand face to face in the middle of the ring. Eyeballing each other.
🎼Loyalty is what I need to see from you🎼
The referee separates them into each corner and calls for the bell to start the match.
🎼You're insecure🎼
Damien Walker gives a confident nod.
🎼I can see the fear that breeds in your heart🎼
Nemisis cuts his throat and his manager laughs arrogantly in the corner.
🎼Where will you run?🎼
They run into the middle and collide with strikes.
🎼Where will you hide?🎼
Damien with a hard palm strike.
🎼I see the blood🎼
Nemisis with an elbow smash.
🎼Drip from your eyes🎼
Nemisis ducks a strike and hits a hard kick to the head.
🎼Who will survive🎼
Nemisis follows up with a running knee lift to Damiens midsection.
🎼Let's get it on🎼
Nemisis sets up a big Falcons Arrow. Holds him up for a few extra seconds.
🎼And we'll fight🎼
Eric Hardy: BIG SLAM! Nemisis gets the leg!
Brent Sampson: That should be all she wrote! Oh man Damien kicked out! The Street Samurai is hungry!
🎼I know who you are🎼
Nemisis is looking for his Cross armbreaker but Damien is wise to get to the ropes!
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Nemisis comes running in for a big kick but Damien gets out of the way and Nemisis gets his leg hung up on the rope!
🎼You can't kill me🎼
He pulls himself off and turns around into NO FATE (V-Trigger) Damien goes for the cover! 1...2….
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: Nemisis gets the shoulder up! Can you believe it!?
Brent Sampson: I cant believe anything this guys does! He is a mystery. But he needs to watch out for Street Samurai!
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Damien grabs the arm from an incoming punch and wraps him up for the Section 9 (snap regal plex)
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
Damien hooks the leg. The ref comes in for the cover 1...2….Nemisis gets the shoulder up!
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Damien signals for his Never Fade Away finisher. He rally’s for the crowd to get behind him. But Vincent Snyder tugs at his ankle before he can move. Damien turns around and yells at Snyder but he acts innocent.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: Nemisis comes up from behind! ROLL UP!! HEY!!! HES GOT THE TIGHTS!!
Brent Sampson: Snyder knocked Walkers foot off the rope! The ref didn’t see brilliant!
🎼Immortal🎼
The ref counts 1...2….3!!!! Nemisis escapes with his manager. Snyder laughs at his accomplishment and Damien shakes his head.
🎼Immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: That is pure BS! Nemisis has the tights. Snyder blocked the rope break. Damien Walker was, is, and absolutely undoubtedly should be the winner here tonight.
Brent Sampson: Thats not what the record books show. Nemisis is a mystery. Full of change that no one sees.
Eric Hardy: Nemisis cheated!! Damien Walker will get himself some payback for that!
Winner: NEMISIS
🎼I need the rush🎼
Nick Knight vs Freakke The Carnival King
The Hollywood Butcher’ [Nick Knight] steps through the curtain dressed in black MMA style trunks and black shooter boots with a t-shirt that reads Uber Heel in purple.
🎼There's nowhere you can hide🎼
Freakke The Carnival King makes an amazing and extravagant entrance that words just cannot describe.
🎼Before you die🎼
Freakke and Nick lock up and Nick powers him up and over with a big t-bone suplex.
🎼Why won't you face me?🎼
Freakke is up and comes running right into a big overhead belly to belly.
🎼I can see the fear🎼
Freakke gets up again holding his neck but catches Nick with a big spinning wheel kick.
🎼That's in your eyes🎼
Freakke pulls Nick up but Knight breaks loose and clobbers the Clown with a palm strike!
🎼Where will you run🎼
Freakke staggers back from the blow but returns with a spinning back kick to the gut.
🎼Where will you hide🎼
Nick responds with a lariat but the quicker Clown ducks and runs to the ropes.
🎼I see the blood🎼
Eric Hardy: Spinning Head Scissors into an arm drag by Freakke the Carnival King
🎼Drip from your eyes🎼
Brent Sampson: Nick! Look out he’s looking for the Straightjacket!!
🎼Who will survive?🎼
Nick struggles against the Dragon Sleeper submission and then hits a stiff elbow to the jaw that derails the clown.
🎼Let's get it on🎼
Freakke spits out a bit of blood and then goes after Nick who smashes him with a big spinebuster!
🎼And we'll fight🎼
🎼I know who you are🎼
Freakke lands gingerly and holds his neck in pain. The ref tries to check on him but Nick swats him away.
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Nick grabs Freakke by the neck and pulls him to his feet. He goes for a big suplex but Freakke lands on his feet!
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Freakke goes to pick up speed but he suddenly drops to his knees holding his neck in severe pain.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: Freakke’s neck is really bothering him here. I hope he is okay.
Brent Sampson: Nick Knight smells blood. He is signalling for La La Land.
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Nick goes to wrap his arms around Freakke’s neck but suddenly the Clown’s head just COMES OFF!?
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
Nick looks on in a bit of surprise that he’s holding what looks like Freakke’s severed head.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Freakke’s actual head pops back out of his shirt and Nick yells in anger. Freakke smiles and honks Nick’s nose. Then….
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: SMILEDRIVER!!!!!
Brent Sampson: WHAT! The clown cheated! How did he do that!?
🎼I know who you are🎼
Freakke hooks the leg and goes for the pin. 1...2…..3!!!!!
Winner: Freakke the Clown!
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Freakke celebrates with the Cretins, throwing the Freakke head out into the fans.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Charlie Velez vs Chris Jenericho
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Jenericho is already in the ring stretching the ropes when the camera cuts to Brent Sampson at the commentary booth. The music quiets down and we just hear Sampson.
Brent Sampson: Well ladies and gentlemen...heh heh….bit of another snafu here in nCw. Unfortunately Charlie Velez will once again be unable to appear tonight.
The crowd boo and Chris Jenericho starts to celebrate his potential victory.
Brent Sampson: I know it sucks. Apparently he got half way here but thought he left his blender on so he had to turn back and check. Bad news is he isn’t here. Good news is he didn’t leave his blender on so I guess everything worked out?
More boos from the crowd. Sampson is handed another note.
Brent Sampson: So this just in. Charlie is utilizing his “Get Out Of Losing Free” card that’s he had written into his contract. So with that said the winner of this match is Charlie Velez!!!
Jenericho argues with the ref but the ref just shrugs his shoulders and leaves the ring.
WINNER: Charlie Velez!?
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Jenericho is still throwing a fit in the ring when Esmeralda Von Krauss appears and levels him with a huge big boot!!
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
She pummels him a bit and then grabs a mic.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Esmeralda Von Krauss: Zat is for my dahling Steve Awesome.
She makes a kissy face at the camera.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Esmeralda Von Krauss vs Bad Luck Chuck
🎼Where will you run?🎼
Bad Luck Chuck enters the ring reluctantly.
🎼Where will you hide?🎼
Esmeralda goes right to work striking Chuck down to nothing.
🎼Where will you run?🎼
Right hand to the body.
🎼Where will you hide?🎼
Roundhouse to the side of the head.
🎼Let's fight🎼
Chuck crumbles to his knees and Esmeralda runs to the ropes and then smashes him with a brutal knee to the face!
🎼I know who you are🎼
Esmeralda goes for the cover.
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Eric Hardy: Chuck stood no chance tonight against Von Kruass.
Brent Sampson: Chuck never stands a chance but sheesh Esmeralda is picking him apart.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
The ref counts...1….2….no Esmeralda lets him up.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Esmeralda whips Chuck’s barely conscious to the ropes and when Chuck returns he gets destroyed by the rising palm strike to the jaw Esmeralda calls JUSTICE!
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Chuck just “dies” and Esmeralda puts one of her long legs on top of him and the ref covers. 1….2…..3!!!!
WINNER: Esmeralda Von Krauss.
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
The ref raises her hand in victory and she celebrates her victory.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Eric Hardy: Impressive win by Esmeralda there. Apparently that victory was dedicated to Steve Awesome, the nCw World Champion. I wonder if he was watching that match?
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Brent Sampson: I doubt it. He’s probably getting ready to finally clip Falcon’s wings once and for all!
~~~~~~~~
Eric Hardy: Well it’s time. Steve Awesome defends his nCw world title against Falcon in an unsanctioned street fight.
Brent Sampson: This isn’t fair to the champion. He has had all of two hours to prepare.
Eric Hardy: Well that’s how it goes when you are the champion. Here is Steve Awesome, stepping out into the dark city streets.
The camera captures Steve as he walks outside. There was a thick ominous fog that clouded up the amber of the street lights.
Steve Awesome: Where are you Falcon!?
Steve yelled, attempting to sound tough but he couldn't hide the tremble in his voice. He looked around and saw a few other buildings and some dumpsters nearby but no Falcon. Though to be honest he couldn't see much of anything.
Steve Awesome: Heh….I’ll bet he got scared and went home.
Steve tries to laugh it off but before he could he sees a strange shadowy figure limping through the fog. Steve hesitates for a few moments but runs after the figure. As he got closer he noticed the figure disappear. Steve stands in confusion but then suddenly he’s struck on the side of the head. Steve falls to the ground and tries to get his wits about him and he looks up and sees Falcon standing above him.
Falcon: Boo!
Steve screams bloody murder and Falcon disapears into the shadows. Steve quickly scrambles back up to his feet, his paranoia spinning him in circles.
Steve Awesome: Where did you go you son of a bitch!
Steve scrambles back against a brick wall near the two story secondary building of the arena.
Steve Awesome: Stop fucking with my head you stupid BIRD!
Falcon appears again and punches Steve in the face!
Falcon: Awh, but it’s so much fun.
Falcon grabs him by the head and smashes his head through the back door of the building. Falcon opens the door and sets Steve’s head between it and tries to slam it shut but Steve manages to scramble into the building before he gets his head crushed.
Eric Hardy: Falcon is looking to teach Steve Awesome a lesson. For all the people he tries to screw over to benefit himself! I’m definitely for it.
Brent Sampson: Of course you are, Hardly. Everyone acts like nCw being a statistic in the XCrown is soo bad. Like their legacies matter that much to them! Whatever.
Falcon comes in chasing after Steve Awesome. The smaller agile man finds Steve and smacks his head off a desk in some type of business office room. Steve’s head bounces off and he stumbles back and tumbles over another desk and falls behind it. Falcon climbs up on desk and gets a running start and dives after Steve with a suicide dive but Steve surprises Falcon by swinging a keyboard into his diving face! The keyboard shatters and keys and plastic fly everywhere. Falcon falls holding his face and tries to get up but Steve smashes a computer monitor over Falcon’s head. Falcon falls to the floor and out of desperation Steve tips over the nearby desks onto Falcon and buries him in as much office supplies as he could. He shakes his head and tries to stumble away.
Eric Hardy: And now Steve Awesome is running away! He does not want any part of Falcon.
Brent Sampson: He isnt running he’s uh….Steve the exit is the other way.
Steve finds a door but it leads to a flight of stairs. Steve curses under his breath and turns around to find a bleeding Falcon standing behind him. Steve screams in fear and falls to the ground and Falcon immediately starts stomping and kicking and punching him. Just whuppin that ass as Steve tries to run away up the flight of stairs.
Eric Hardy: Looks like Steve Awesome is running to me!
Brent Sampson: Well Falcon is freaky! I’d run away too!
The fight up to the second story into another room full of office desks. I guess they do a lot of business here. Oh also there is a big window in this room that I mention for literally no reason but to set the scene. Anyway….Falcon grabs Steve and smashes face off the wall and he falls into the room. As Falcon enters the room Steve kicks the heavy door into his face and Falcon falls to the floor holding his face. Steve opens the door and grabs Falcon and just throws him as hard as he could over as many desks as he could. Falcon lands hard and awkwardly amongst the office obstacles.
Eric Hardy: Who would have guessed this street fight would spend so much time inside a random building?
Brent Sampson: Should have called this thing random building fight.
Steve comes running up and looking for a pinfall! The ref tries to count. 1….2….no Falcon kicks out. Falcon gets up but he runs right into the Jawbreaker Superkick from Steve Awesome! Falcon falls back down and Steve smirks into the camera.
Steve Awesome: Ha ya! Yeah baby I thigh slapped that fool back into retirement. Hoo hoo boy you hear how loud it was?
Brent Sampson: That was a very impressive thigh slap Steve.
Eric Hardy: Do not encourage him.
Steve signals for the SteveKO but Falcon reverses and shoves Steve into the pain of the big window. Steve bounces back into a twist of Fate fromFalcon. Then Falcon starts pulling one of the desks over. He sets it up near the window and lays Steve onto it. Falcon climbs up onto the window pain.
Eric Hardy: Falcon now, he’s going to put Steve through that desk like it’s some kind of table!!
Brent Sampson: Wait! Look at Steve!!
Steve gets up and hits a big drop kick onto Falcon from the table and Falcon stumbles back and through the window! He falls and crashes into a stack of wooden pallets!!
Eric Hardy: Oh My God! Oh My God!
Brent Sampson: I’ve seen Falcon come back from so many things but that has to be it. That was two stories.
The ref darts down the stairs to check on Falcon. A surprised Steve isn’t to far behind. As they rush down to the ground level and put the door they find Falcon still laying in the wreckage. And to Steve’s absolute horror Falcon still tries to get up.
Eric Hardy: No freaking way!!!!
Brent Sampson: It can’t be!
But Falcon falls back down as the ref checks on him. The ref calls for some EMTs to come help but Steve shoves past and covers Falcon.
Steve Awesome: COUNT IT!!
The ref sighs and counts the pin. 1….2…...3!!!!!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: STEVE AWESOME!!!
Eric Hardy: Well son of a bitch, he did it. It took a fall from a two story building but Steve finally beat Falcon!!
Brent Sampson: But now what does this mean? Can Steve Awesome FINALLY cash in for the XCrown?
Eric Hardy: Please I Hope not! Somebody needs to stop him.
Steve Awesome clutches his world title as emts check on Falcon!!
Fade Out.
Steve Awesome: Making me wait all the damn time. Who does he think I am!? I have things I need to be doing...
{Every few steps, Steve stops completely, remains very still, and looks all around in his abject paranoia. Before resuming pacing. A man in a FedEx uniform walks up, holding a manilla envelope, a clipboard, and wearing a baseball cap pulled low.}
Courier: Mr Awesome? Sign here please..
{Steve barely gives the man a second glance, signing the clipboard and basically wrenching the envelope from the hand before turning his back dismissively. The man simply fades away into the background as Steve tears the envelope open. Turning it upside down, a small white object falls into his open palm. A little mp3 player with a single ear bud. He places it into his ear, hitting play as he reaches in to slide out a single sheet of paper.}
Steve Awesome: (reading) Oh, you thought I was dead.. How quaint.. you can't kill me.. Silly man...
{As he's reading, the music in his earbud starts playing, a very familiar drum beat. Leading into 'Immortal' by Adema, Steve's face slowly twists into an expression of rage, crumpling the paper and throwing both it and the mp3 player against the wall, where the latter smashes into pieces. He knocks over a stack of boxes, before walking up to the door and simply kicking it open with a thunderous force. Behind a desk, a man sits, phone in his hand, staring at the intruder with an expression of someone who has seen everything and more.}
Steve Awesome: Why did you hire him!? Of all the people, WHY HIM!?
{Leonard sighs, speaks a terse 'I'll call you back' into the phone and places it down. As if he'd dealt with many such tantrums before.}
Leonard Fox: I didn't hire him, as much as I wish I could.. He's not medically cleared to compete in any official capacity, didn't he tell you?
Steve Awesome: What?
Leonard Fox: He had a form for you to sign, we needed a hold harmless agreement for you guys to have a Street Fight or nothing could be done. He was supposed to find you to sign it. Have you not seen him? He said he would find you.
{Steve stops for a moment, thinking. His hands clench into fists slowly.}
Steve Awesome: SON OF A BITCH!
{He turns suddenly and runs out of the room, down the hall, looking this way and that. Seeing nobody, he continues, until coming across a dumpster. Inside which is a fedex uniform and a a hat. His attention is drawn to the open lid, which is painted. 'See you soon, Champ. Hope you're prepared.'}
Fade
nCw Presents:
Collison: Ghosts of the Past
*Falcon Shriek*
We open up on the Collision commentators. Eric Hardy and Brent Sampson.
Eric Hardy: Hello everyone and welcome back another edition of Collision! I am Eric Hardy and this is Brent Sampson. What an announcement we just heard at the top of the show. Steve Awesome the nCw world champion is a going to face nCw Hall of Famer, Falcon! Can you believe that!?
Brent Sampson: I actually have a problem with it Hardy. Falcon has been tormenting Steve Awesome for an entire month! He hasn’t been able to sleep or anything. There is absolutely no way he is fully prepared for a non sanctioned street fight for the ncw championship.
Eric Hardy: Well he has a night to prepare! We got another packed house tonight with some exciting matches!
Brent Sampson: I cant wait to see it!
{The drum beat starts up as we see a dark rainy city street lit up by moon light. We see a street gang all wearing feathers and the Falcon face paint. Then another gang of thugs wearing sunglasses. They all start running into a huge battle.}
🎼LETS FIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT🎼
Nemisis vs Damien Walker
{Nemesis cracks his knuckles before continuing on his path toward the ring, with Snyder throwing his head back and letting out a loud cackle of obnoxious laughter, slowly following along a couple of paces behind, taking his time to antagonize the fans.}
{Damein rises onto the stage carrying a kendo stick over one shoudler striding down the ramp as the music amps up and he insted of climbing into the ring instead walks along the arpon to climb up the turnbuckle to lift teh kendo stick high smoothly stepping to drop into the ring as he takesoff the jacket, shadees and ensures the Kendo stick is secure before hyoping up the crowd to bow to all four corners and fond omn to await his opponent.}
Eric Hardy: Both The Street Walker and the mysterious Nemisis have an a nice background in strikes and speed.
Brent Sampson: It’s gonna be fast paced and hard hitting. But I Hope Nemesis kicks Damiens head off!
🎼We're face to face🎼
The ref gives them the run down as they stand face to face in the middle of the ring. Eyeballing each other.
🎼Loyalty is what I need to see from you🎼
The referee separates them into each corner and calls for the bell to start the match.
🎼You're insecure🎼
Damien Walker gives a confident nod.
🎼I can see the fear that breeds in your heart🎼
Nemisis cuts his throat and his manager laughs arrogantly in the corner.
🎼Where will you run?🎼
They run into the middle and collide with strikes.
🎼Where will you hide?🎼
Damien with a hard palm strike.
🎼I see the blood🎼
Nemisis with an elbow smash.
🎼Drip from your eyes🎼
Nemisis ducks a strike and hits a hard kick to the head.
🎼Who will survive🎼
Nemisis follows up with a running knee lift to Damiens midsection.
🎼Let's get it on🎼
Nemisis sets up a big Falcons Arrow. Holds him up for a few extra seconds.
🎼And we'll fight🎼
Eric Hardy: BIG SLAM! Nemisis gets the leg!
Brent Sampson: That should be all she wrote! Oh man Damien kicked out! The Street Samurai is hungry!
🎼I know who you are🎼
Nemisis is looking for his Cross armbreaker but Damien is wise to get to the ropes!
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Nemisis comes running in for a big kick but Damien gets out of the way and Nemisis gets his leg hung up on the rope!
🎼You can't kill me🎼
He pulls himself off and turns around into NO FATE (V-Trigger) Damien goes for the cover! 1...2….
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: Nemisis gets the shoulder up! Can you believe it!?
Brent Sampson: I cant believe anything this guys does! He is a mystery. But he needs to watch out for Street Samurai!
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Damien grabs the arm from an incoming punch and wraps him up for the Section 9 (snap regal plex)
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
Damien hooks the leg. The ref comes in for the cover 1...2….Nemisis gets the shoulder up!
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Damien signals for his Never Fade Away finisher. He rally’s for the crowd to get behind him. But Vincent Snyder tugs at his ankle before he can move. Damien turns around and yells at Snyder but he acts innocent.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: Nemisis comes up from behind! ROLL UP!! HEY!!! HES GOT THE TIGHTS!!
Brent Sampson: Snyder knocked Walkers foot off the rope! The ref didn’t see brilliant!
🎼Immortal🎼
The ref counts 1...2….3!!!! Nemisis escapes with his manager. Snyder laughs at his accomplishment and Damien shakes his head.
🎼Immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: That is pure BS! Nemisis has the tights. Snyder blocked the rope break. Damien Walker was, is, and absolutely undoubtedly should be the winner here tonight.
Brent Sampson: Thats not what the record books show. Nemisis is a mystery. Full of change that no one sees.
Eric Hardy: Nemisis cheated!! Damien Walker will get himself some payback for that!
Winner: NEMISIS
🎼I need the rush🎼
Nick Knight vs Freakke The Carnival King
The Hollywood Butcher’ [Nick Knight] steps through the curtain dressed in black MMA style trunks and black shooter boots with a t-shirt that reads Uber Heel in purple.
🎼There's nowhere you can hide🎼
Freakke The Carnival King makes an amazing and extravagant entrance that words just cannot describe.
🎼Before you die🎼
Freakke and Nick lock up and Nick powers him up and over with a big t-bone suplex.
🎼Why won't you face me?🎼
Freakke is up and comes running right into a big overhead belly to belly.
🎼I can see the fear🎼
Freakke gets up again holding his neck but catches Nick with a big spinning wheel kick.
🎼That's in your eyes🎼
Freakke pulls Nick up but Knight breaks loose and clobbers the Clown with a palm strike!
🎼Where will you run🎼
Freakke staggers back from the blow but returns with a spinning back kick to the gut.
🎼Where will you hide🎼
Nick responds with a lariat but the quicker Clown ducks and runs to the ropes.
🎼I see the blood🎼
Eric Hardy: Spinning Head Scissors into an arm drag by Freakke the Carnival King
🎼Drip from your eyes🎼
Brent Sampson: Nick! Look out he’s looking for the Straightjacket!!
🎼Who will survive?🎼
Nick struggles against the Dragon Sleeper submission and then hits a stiff elbow to the jaw that derails the clown.
🎼Let's get it on🎼
Freakke spits out a bit of blood and then goes after Nick who smashes him with a big spinebuster!
🎼And we'll fight🎼
Nick drags Freakke to his feet and takes him down hard with a spinning neckbreaker.
Freakke lands gingerly and holds his neck in pain. The ref tries to check on him but Nick swats him away.
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Nick grabs Freakke by the neck and pulls him to his feet. He goes for a big suplex but Freakke lands on his feet!
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Freakke goes to pick up speed but he suddenly drops to his knees holding his neck in severe pain.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: Freakke’s neck is really bothering him here. I hope he is okay.
Brent Sampson: Nick Knight smells blood. He is signalling for La La Land.
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Nick goes to wrap his arms around Freakke’s neck but suddenly the Clown’s head just COMES OFF!?
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
Nick looks on in a bit of surprise that he’s holding what looks like Freakke’s severed head.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Freakke’s actual head pops back out of his shirt and Nick yells in anger. Freakke smiles and honks Nick’s nose. Then….
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Eric Hardy: SMILEDRIVER!!!!!
Brent Sampson: WHAT! The clown cheated! How did he do that!?
🎼I know who you are🎼
Freakke hooks the leg and goes for the pin. 1...2…..3!!!!!
Winner: Freakke the Clown!
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Freakke celebrates with the Cretins, throwing the Freakke head out into the fans.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Charlie Velez vs Chris Jenericho
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Jenericho is already in the ring stretching the ropes when the camera cuts to Brent Sampson at the commentary booth. The music quiets down and we just hear Sampson.
Brent Sampson: Well ladies and gentlemen...heh heh….bit of another snafu here in nCw. Unfortunately Charlie Velez will once again be unable to appear tonight.
The crowd boo and Chris Jenericho starts to celebrate his potential victory.
Brent Sampson: I know it sucks. Apparently he got half way here but thought he left his blender on so he had to turn back and check. Bad news is he isn’t here. Good news is he didn’t leave his blender on so I guess everything worked out?
More boos from the crowd. Sampson is handed another note.
Brent Sampson: So this just in. Charlie is utilizing his “Get Out Of Losing Free” card that’s he had written into his contract. So with that said the winner of this match is Charlie Velez!!!
Jenericho argues with the ref but the ref just shrugs his shoulders and leaves the ring.
WINNER: Charlie Velez!?
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Jenericho is still throwing a fit in the ring when Esmeralda Von Krauss appears and levels him with a huge big boot!!
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
She pummels him a bit and then grabs a mic.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Esmeralda Von Krauss: Zat is for my dahling Steve Awesome.
She makes a kissy face at the camera.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Esmeralda Von Krauss vs Bad Luck Chuck
🎼Where will you run?🎼
Bad Luck Chuck enters the ring reluctantly.
🎼Where will you hide?🎼
Esmeralda goes right to work striking Chuck down to nothing.
🎼Where will you run?🎼
Right hand to the body.
🎼Where will you hide?🎼
Roundhouse to the side of the head.
🎼Let's fight🎼
Chuck crumbles to his knees and Esmeralda runs to the ropes and then smashes him with a brutal knee to the face!
🎼I know who you are🎼
Esmeralda goes for the cover.
🎼The leader of lost souls🎼
Eric Hardy: Chuck stood no chance tonight against Von Kruass.
Brent Sampson: Chuck never stands a chance but sheesh Esmeralda is picking him apart.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
The ref counts...1….2….no Esmeralda lets him up.
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Esmeralda whips Chuck’s barely conscious to the ropes and when Chuck returns he gets destroyed by the rising palm strike to the jaw Esmeralda calls JUSTICE!
🎼I'm not afraid to die🎼
Chuck just “dies” and Esmeralda puts one of her long legs on top of him and the ref covers. 1….2…..3!!!!
WINNER: Esmeralda Von Krauss.
🎼My soul will travel on🎼
The ref raises her hand in victory and she celebrates her victory.
🎼You can't kill me🎼
Eric Hardy: Impressive win by Esmeralda there. Apparently that victory was dedicated to Steve Awesome, the nCw World Champion. I wonder if he was watching that match?
🎼I'm immortal🎼
Brent Sampson: I doubt it. He’s probably getting ready to finally clip Falcon’s wings once and for all!
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Eric Hardy: Well it’s time. Steve Awesome defends his nCw world title against Falcon in an unsanctioned street fight.
Brent Sampson: This isn’t fair to the champion. He has had all of two hours to prepare.
Eric Hardy: Well that’s how it goes when you are the champion. Here is Steve Awesome, stepping out into the dark city streets.
The camera captures Steve as he walks outside. There was a thick ominous fog that clouded up the amber of the street lights.
Steve Awesome: Where are you Falcon!?
Steve yelled, attempting to sound tough but he couldn't hide the tremble in his voice. He looked around and saw a few other buildings and some dumpsters nearby but no Falcon. Though to be honest he couldn't see much of anything.
Steve Awesome: Heh….I’ll bet he got scared and went home.
Steve tries to laugh it off but before he could he sees a strange shadowy figure limping through the fog. Steve hesitates for a few moments but runs after the figure. As he got closer he noticed the figure disappear. Steve stands in confusion but then suddenly he’s struck on the side of the head. Steve falls to the ground and tries to get his wits about him and he looks up and sees Falcon standing above him.
Falcon: Boo!
Steve screams bloody murder and Falcon disapears into the shadows. Steve quickly scrambles back up to his feet, his paranoia spinning him in circles.
Steve Awesome: Where did you go you son of a bitch!
Steve scrambles back against a brick wall near the two story secondary building of the arena.
Steve Awesome: Stop fucking with my head you stupid BIRD!
Falcon appears again and punches Steve in the face!
Falcon: Awh, but it’s so much fun.
Falcon grabs him by the head and smashes his head through the back door of the building. Falcon opens the door and sets Steve’s head between it and tries to slam it shut but Steve manages to scramble into the building before he gets his head crushed.
Eric Hardy: Falcon is looking to teach Steve Awesome a lesson. For all the people he tries to screw over to benefit himself! I’m definitely for it.
Brent Sampson: Of course you are, Hardly. Everyone acts like nCw being a statistic in the XCrown is soo bad. Like their legacies matter that much to them! Whatever.
Falcon comes in chasing after Steve Awesome. The smaller agile man finds Steve and smacks his head off a desk in some type of business office room. Steve’s head bounces off and he stumbles back and tumbles over another desk and falls behind it. Falcon climbs up on desk and gets a running start and dives after Steve with a suicide dive but Steve surprises Falcon by swinging a keyboard into his diving face! The keyboard shatters and keys and plastic fly everywhere. Falcon falls holding his face and tries to get up but Steve smashes a computer monitor over Falcon’s head. Falcon falls to the floor and out of desperation Steve tips over the nearby desks onto Falcon and buries him in as much office supplies as he could. He shakes his head and tries to stumble away.
Eric Hardy: And now Steve Awesome is running away! He does not want any part of Falcon.
Brent Sampson: He isnt running he’s uh….Steve the exit is the other way.
Steve finds a door but it leads to a flight of stairs. Steve curses under his breath and turns around to find a bleeding Falcon standing behind him. Steve screams in fear and falls to the ground and Falcon immediately starts stomping and kicking and punching him. Just whuppin that ass as Steve tries to run away up the flight of stairs.
Eric Hardy: Looks like Steve Awesome is running to me!
Brent Sampson: Well Falcon is freaky! I’d run away too!
The fight up to the second story into another room full of office desks. I guess they do a lot of business here. Oh also there is a big window in this room that I mention for literally no reason but to set the scene. Anyway….Falcon grabs Steve and smashes face off the wall and he falls into the room. As Falcon enters the room Steve kicks the heavy door into his face and Falcon falls to the floor holding his face. Steve opens the door and grabs Falcon and just throws him as hard as he could over as many desks as he could. Falcon lands hard and awkwardly amongst the office obstacles.
Eric Hardy: Who would have guessed this street fight would spend so much time inside a random building?
Brent Sampson: Should have called this thing random building fight.
Steve comes running up and looking for a pinfall! The ref tries to count. 1….2….no Falcon kicks out. Falcon gets up but he runs right into the Jawbreaker Superkick from Steve Awesome! Falcon falls back down and Steve smirks into the camera.
Steve Awesome: Ha ya! Yeah baby I thigh slapped that fool back into retirement. Hoo hoo boy you hear how loud it was?
Brent Sampson: That was a very impressive thigh slap Steve.
Eric Hardy: Do not encourage him.
Steve signals for the SteveKO but Falcon reverses and shoves Steve into the pain of the big window. Steve bounces back into a twist of Fate fromFalcon. Then Falcon starts pulling one of the desks over. He sets it up near the window and lays Steve onto it. Falcon climbs up onto the window pain.
Eric Hardy: Falcon now, he’s going to put Steve through that desk like it’s some kind of table!!
Brent Sampson: Wait! Look at Steve!!
Steve gets up and hits a big drop kick onto Falcon from the table and Falcon stumbles back and through the window! He falls and crashes into a stack of wooden pallets!!
Eric Hardy: Oh My God! Oh My God!
Brent Sampson: I’ve seen Falcon come back from so many things but that has to be it. That was two stories.
The ref darts down the stairs to check on Falcon. A surprised Steve isn’t to far behind. As they rush down to the ground level and put the door they find Falcon still laying in the wreckage. And to Steve’s absolute horror Falcon still tries to get up.
Eric Hardy: No freaking way!!!!
Brent Sampson: It can’t be!
But Falcon falls back down as the ref checks on him. The ref calls for some EMTs to come help but Steve shoves past and covers Falcon.
Steve Awesome: COUNT IT!!
The ref sighs and counts the pin. 1….2…...3!!!!!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: STEVE AWESOME!!!
Eric Hardy: Well son of a bitch, he did it. It took a fall from a two story building but Steve finally beat Falcon!!
Brent Sampson: But now what does this mean? Can Steve Awesome FINALLY cash in for the XCrown?
Eric Hardy: Please I Hope not! Somebody needs to stop him.
Steve Awesome clutches his world title as emts check on Falcon!!
Fade Out.