Post by Dog Smith on Mar 19, 2021 21:55:44 GMT -5
VITAL STATISTICS
RING NAME: ... Mad Dog Smith
NICKNAMES: ... Miss XHF 2017, The Hottest Bitch in the Business, The Confuser, First of his name, Motherfucker of Dragons ...
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: ... 5' 8"
HOMETOWN: ... 175 pounds
AGE: ... 22 Years Old
ALIGNMENT: ... Dissociative Identity Disorder. Mad Dog is a lonely kid from a broken home who only wants friends. But Gollum is a sociopathic narcissist diva who needs everyone to know that he's better than them.
GIMMICK: ... Kinda Like a Gay Ric Flair. But his homosexuality is a secret ... to no one ... except for himself.
PICBASE: ... Young Shawn Michaels. Like, pre-Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. Rocker Gear and earlier.
APPEARANCE: Good looking guy. The women wanna be with him and the men wanna be him. and a lot of those guys also wanna be with him.
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BIOGRAPHY
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In 2017 Mad Dog was considered one of the greatest blue chip prospects in the history of the XHF. He even helped save the world in the events of the Tragic Gaijin Kingdom. But that? That was long ago.
They say something died in Mad Dog after Seattle. And he's never been the same. Supporting himself from stripping and allegedly other types of sex work, Mad Dog kinda of drifted there for a while. Until TGK was reopened in 2020. Everything looked like it was going well until his demons reared their ugly head again. Mad Dog aligned himself with the evil Frank Fletcher and Mr. Sumo I. (Not Mr. Sumo II, who everyone loved, but Mr. Sumo's evil brother who's a scumbag and fat.)
TGK was taken back to it's home nation of Japan. But something happened there. Something that killed the entire promotion. Nobody knows what it was ...
QUOTES & CATCHPHRASES
- I'm not Gay!
- I have the smallest package in any locker room I've ever been in! I might have the smallest package in the world!
MOVESET, STYLE & ENTRANCE
Dances seductively to various upbeat tracks. Most notably, "I get so emotional" by Whitney Houston and "Hungry Eyes" from the Dirty Dancing Soundtrack.
FINISHERS: A different roll up every time. He prides himself on being multifaceted. On rate occasions, though, he'll break out the incredibly dangerous, "Kidnapping Diana Ross." It's hard to explain it but if you've ever seen it? It looks just like someone is Kidnapping Diana Ross.
WRESTLING STYLE:
... Lucha Libre, Dragon System, the Stu Hart Dungeon, whatever Dramatic Dream Team is.
ENTRANCE THEME:
"Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen
MANAGED BY Mr. Sumo I
GIMMICK: Generic, low level, really fat jobber bad guy.
PICBASE: Ulambayar Byambajav
APPEARANCE: Old, Fat sumo wrestler. But these days he mostly wears punk rock clothes and looks like a hot topic dad.
MANAGEMENT STYLE: Helps Mad Dog Cheat.
SIGNATURE MOVE: Breathing heavy after phycial activity.
CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Mad Dog Smith has won the Tragic Grand Championship of the Americas ... and Also Canada. He is a one time champion and the longest reigning champion.
He has also won Miss XHF 2017 (Sakura Shouju Stampede Version.) He is prouder of this because he won it in a field consisting entirely of women.
