Post by ajr on Mar 29, 2021 1:36:10 GMT -5
(The following footage has been obtained via webcam with the video version uploaded to this thing called “the cloud” and published for your viewing pleasure onto the XHF Network. Ashton James Riker sits in a plush red leather guest chair wearing a see through metal mesh vest and the tightest black leather pants his sexy butt could fit into without oiling up first. Ok, alright, he oiled up first. Ashton James Riker kicks the heel up onto his knee while pulling the microphone arm closer.)
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-Disc Jockey personality-
Hello fellow METALHEADS! This is THE Rock Station 94.3 KILO Radio. Loud and Local! I’m Full Metal Jackie and joining me live in the studio now is a very special guest. Some might even say he’s Astonishing! I am pleased to welcome The International Icon himself, Ashton James Riker! Better known to you rebellious Wrestling rapscallions by three letters... A- J-R!
-AJR-
Hey, hey. Thanks for the kind introduction. Glad to be with you and since I’m already here in beautiful Colorado Springs, figured why not stop by the best Rock radio station in all of Colorado? Plus, I got to say how it’s a privilege and a pleasure to do one of these media scrum promotional things with a sexy beast such as yourself. Most disc jockeys are ugos with egos that have a face and body built for radio but you are the cat’s meow.
Full Metal Jackie: Flattery will get you everywhere with me honey. I’ve also been informed that one lucky caller tonight will win an all access V.I.P. pass to WWX’s Monday Night Ravage! Whoever calls in first when we play AJR’s entrance theme will win! Sounds simple enough, right? As a reminder, the studio line number is (719) 633-5456 or (800) 727-KILO. What exactly can our call in winner expect?
-AJR-
Well, there’s a personal meet and greet with photo ops. Eat with your favorite WWX superstar in the catering cafeteria which obviously will likely be me. Tommy Lipton might even give a free handy-J if the winner has a penis. Okay I might have made that last part up but it’ll be a night to remember.
The new International Champion Willie Steen will be wearing MY gold as Hollywood takes on Mayhem.
The Legendary Krimson Blaze has a coliseum cup qualifier match against the Sumo Sensation Guru Kawa.
Bootleg Dragon and Syndicate will be there to remind everyone how great they are.
Tommy Lipton and Tanno Waters headlines the main event to close the show.
Oh and yours truly will be in the ring taking on Xander Hayes for the first time ever in a qualifier match for the coliseum cup tournament and rumor has it his Teddy Bear will be at ringside in his corner.
Full Metal Jackie: That X fellow is a strange bird but his Teddy Bear seems to have a target on his furry little back lately with a ransom note reportedly being sent to WWX Headquarters. What’s that all about?
-AJR-
Don’t look at me, I didn’t do it! However, I have heard through the grapevine though that there were several private pictures of the Teddy Bear in question engaging in potentially illegally immoral activities sent along with the ransom letter that was cut and pasted together with juxtaposed typefaces selected from newspaper and magazine clippings, presumably.
Full Metal Jackie: Do you mind some Q&A?
-AJR-
Did you say T&A?
Full Metal Jackie: No but Maybe later. I’ll keep it short and make it quick. Like my ex in the sack. Bazinga! Alright, here we go. First album you ever bought? Mine? OVERKILL – The Years of Decay.
-AJR-
2 Live Crew. As nasty as they wanna be. Instant Classic. First rock album was AC/DC’s High Voltage.
Full Metal Jackie: Favorite concert ever? For me? Rammstein. In the UK at Download Festival!
-AJR-
2009 was my first, last and only concert that I attended. It was a muddy mess. My favorite concert would be Squawking Bald Eagles. Mainly due to the fact that it was my band and I was the lead singer. This could be my personal bias speaking but it would be suffice to say that we rocked the house!
Full Metal Jackie: Meal you would eat if you were on death row? Mine’s sushi and red Swedish fish.
-AJR-
Pineapple Pizza. Chocolate-Banana milkshake with whipped cream and a cherry on top. Chocolate with fudge molten lava cake for desert… with a samurai sword backed in.
Full Metal Jackie: Do you collect anything?? I collect anything with a skull on it.
-AJR-
Championships and paychecks. I’m a bit of a car collector too. My garages put Jay Leno’s to shame.
Full Metal Jackie: What is one thing you’d never do again? For me? It’s ride a rollercoaster.
-AJR-
I will never, ever, eVVVVVer! Leave the toilet seat down again. Sorry lazy ladies. Chivalry died when dudes calling themselves chicks started dominating you in your “female sports”. No offense trannys.
Full Metal Jackie: Dream ride? One of those rad death buggies in Mad Max.
-AJR-
own personalized Space X shuttle ship. Elon Musk, I’m looking at you. Hook a brother up!
Full Metal Jackie: If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
-AJR-
2016 so I could blow up the Wuhan lab, thus preventing covid-19 and saving a countless number of lives then warning President Trump how a secret cabal will “fortify the election”.
Full Metal Jackie: If you weren’t a jock, or in your case a wrestler, what would you be doing? I’d run away and join the circus!
-AJR- Well, I have done quite a bit already to be perfectly honest. Supermodel? Check. Rockstar? Check. Wrestling superstar? Triple check. Movie star? Chickity-check. Cologne Entrepreneur? Cheque!
Full Metal Jackie: Alright, last one! Can you describe yourself in 9 words? I’ll go first.. East Coast Loud Aggressive Dog Loving Brutal Driven Metalhead.
-AJR- Nine? I can do it in ONE. Astonishing. But here’s 8 more to tickle your fancy. International Icon. Global Idol. Perennial winner in life.
Full Metal Jackie: See that wasn’t so bad, now was it? We’ve gotta take a quick commercial break to pay the bills but first how about some “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns n’ Roses?!
(The phone line lights up with calls in hopes of winning the free WWX VIP experience as we fade out.)
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-Disc Jockey personality-
Hello fellow METALHEADS! This is THE Rock Station 94.3 KILO Radio. Loud and Local! I’m Full Metal Jackie and joining me live in the studio now is a very special guest. Some might even say he’s Astonishing! I am pleased to welcome The International Icon himself, Ashton James Riker! Better known to you rebellious Wrestling rapscallions by three letters... A- J-R!
-AJR-
Hey, hey. Thanks for the kind introduction. Glad to be with you and since I’m already here in beautiful Colorado Springs, figured why not stop by the best Rock radio station in all of Colorado? Plus, I got to say how it’s a privilege and a pleasure to do one of these media scrum promotional things with a sexy beast such as yourself. Most disc jockeys are ugos with egos that have a face and body built for radio but you are the cat’s meow.
Full Metal Jackie: Flattery will get you everywhere with me honey. I’ve also been informed that one lucky caller tonight will win an all access V.I.P. pass to WWX’s Monday Night Ravage! Whoever calls in first when we play AJR’s entrance theme will win! Sounds simple enough, right? As a reminder, the studio line number is (719) 633-5456 or (800) 727-KILO. What exactly can our call in winner expect?
-AJR-
Well, there’s a personal meet and greet with photo ops. Eat with your favorite WWX superstar in the catering cafeteria which obviously will likely be me. Tommy Lipton might even give a free handy-J if the winner has a penis. Okay I might have made that last part up but it’ll be a night to remember.
The new International Champion Willie Steen will be wearing MY gold as Hollywood takes on Mayhem.
The Legendary Krimson Blaze has a coliseum cup qualifier match against the Sumo Sensation Guru Kawa.
Bootleg Dragon and Syndicate will be there to remind everyone how great they are.
Tommy Lipton and Tanno Waters headlines the main event to close the show.
Oh and yours truly will be in the ring taking on Xander Hayes for the first time ever in a qualifier match for the coliseum cup tournament and rumor has it his Teddy Bear will be at ringside in his corner.
Full Metal Jackie: That X fellow is a strange bird but his Teddy Bear seems to have a target on his furry little back lately with a ransom note reportedly being sent to WWX Headquarters. What’s that all about?
-AJR-
Don’t look at me, I didn’t do it! However, I have heard through the grapevine though that there were several private pictures of the Teddy Bear in question engaging in potentially illegally immoral activities sent along with the ransom letter that was cut and pasted together with juxtaposed typefaces selected from newspaper and magazine clippings, presumably.
Full Metal Jackie: Do you mind some Q&A?
-AJR-
Did you say T&A?
Full Metal Jackie: No but Maybe later. I’ll keep it short and make it quick. Like my ex in the sack. Bazinga! Alright, here we go. First album you ever bought? Mine? OVERKILL – The Years of Decay.
-AJR-
2 Live Crew. As nasty as they wanna be. Instant Classic. First rock album was AC/DC’s High Voltage.
Full Metal Jackie: Favorite concert ever? For me? Rammstein. In the UK at Download Festival!
-AJR-
2009 was my first, last and only concert that I attended. It was a muddy mess. My favorite concert would be Squawking Bald Eagles. Mainly due to the fact that it was my band and I was the lead singer. This could be my personal bias speaking but it would be suffice to say that we rocked the house!
Full Metal Jackie: Meal you would eat if you were on death row? Mine’s sushi and red Swedish fish.
-AJR-
Pineapple Pizza. Chocolate-Banana milkshake with whipped cream and a cherry on top. Chocolate with fudge molten lava cake for desert… with a samurai sword backed in.
Full Metal Jackie: Do you collect anything?? I collect anything with a skull on it.
-AJR-
Championships and paychecks. I’m a bit of a car collector too. My garages put Jay Leno’s to shame.
Full Metal Jackie: What is one thing you’d never do again? For me? It’s ride a rollercoaster.
-AJR-
I will never, ever, eVVVVVer! Leave the toilet seat down again. Sorry lazy ladies. Chivalry died when dudes calling themselves chicks started dominating you in your “female sports”. No offense trannys.
Full Metal Jackie: Dream ride? One of those rad death buggies in Mad Max.
-AJR-
own personalized Space X shuttle ship. Elon Musk, I’m looking at you. Hook a brother up!
Full Metal Jackie: If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
-AJR-
2016 so I could blow up the Wuhan lab, thus preventing covid-19 and saving a countless number of lives then warning President Trump how a secret cabal will “fortify the election”.
Full Metal Jackie: If you weren’t a jock, or in your case a wrestler, what would you be doing? I’d run away and join the circus!
-AJR- Well, I have done quite a bit already to be perfectly honest. Supermodel? Check. Rockstar? Check. Wrestling superstar? Triple check. Movie star? Chickity-check. Cologne Entrepreneur? Cheque!
Full Metal Jackie: Alright, last one! Can you describe yourself in 9 words? I’ll go first.. East Coast Loud Aggressive Dog Loving Brutal Driven Metalhead.
-AJR- Nine? I can do it in ONE. Astonishing. But here’s 8 more to tickle your fancy. International Icon. Global Idol. Perennial winner in life.
Full Metal Jackie: See that wasn’t so bad, now was it? We’ve gotta take a quick commercial break to pay the bills but first how about some “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns n’ Roses?!
(The phone line lights up with calls in hopes of winning the free WWX VIP experience as we fade out.)